I love the transitions between each one

Do. Not. Invade. Russia. During. The. Winter.

"John, did you closed the gate?" "I’m on lunch, I’ll do it later." Final words before tragedy.

“Wow... that’s one destructive poop.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Couldn't you say that the submarine incident was because of, "explosive diarrhea"

Take a shot every time he misprounounces Constantinople.

When half of the comments are of people telling him he pronounced something wrong. 😂

*THE MILITARY DID AN OOPSIE*

Barbarossa, not Barbossa. Captain Barbossa was not there.

You should've mentioned the battle of the crater. During the civil war, union troops detonated a 170 foot long tunnel of explosive barrels under a confederate fort. The union troops charged at the rubble of the fort. They ran into the crater the explosives had created and were now trapped. Union troops trying to exit the crater by climbing were picked off by the remaining confederate soldiers. It was basically a turkey shoot. Every union soldier was killed in the battle of the crater. The confederates ended up winning a battle that the union had 10:1 by a simple mistake.

constinopal......constinopal.....CONSTINOPAL. you know what, it's fine it's fine I'm fine I AM NOT FINE!

4:48 "Yo man. Like I got a gun but what are we doing?" This one got me 😂😂😂 I cant help it

"John did you close the gate" "I'm on lunch I'll do it later" *What a mistake*

Constinople? Is that how it is pronounced?

*doesn't close door* oops **GETS INVADED**

"Yo man I got a gun but what are we doing?" I lost it 😂😂😂

Funniest video ever. Best line. "Sir i went poop, Ready for flushies" 😂

The last one : Russian army : do you think we should kill them? Russian leader : net let them freeze

Biggest failures in the world? All those who ever considered attacking Russia... Ever

Winston Churchill lost a very large part of the British navy in World War 1 and was fired because of it. Basically he was warned that it would happen but he didn’t care

matt just wanna say its CONSTANTINOPLE not constinople

No one cares if u are first. Just enjoy the freaking video

Matt, you should've included Pearl Harbour. It basically guaranteed the Axis failure in WW2

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

"Remember kids, close the door behind you, or hundreds of Ottoman Soldiers will invade your house!"

"The city of Constinople" lol

Franz Ferdinand's driver just should've used Google Maps how stupid.

I love watching Matt's old videos as it is some of my favorites

There are no jungles on the Alaskan Islands. Where did thoes men go???

So what have we learned throughout history, DON'T INVADE RUSSIA

His pronunciation of Constantinople annoys me...

*I chimed in haven’t you people ever heard of* *CLOSING THE GOSH DAMN GATE*

7:20 - So this is the real-life example of "hurt itself in its confusion" ...

He said Constantinople wrong.

I really enjoy your videos, they're amazing but I have something to say about the "starting" of World War 1. You see, there were crises all around the world and many countries weren't happy with their current state. Pressure was put on everyone and some (like the Austro-Hungarians) were already preparing for war (because they wanted to expend their territories, mostly). So, the point is that the assassination of Ferdinand was just an EXCUSE for starting WWI, NOT THE REASON. As a matter of fact, previous crises could've started it, but the countries weren't ready enough. Thank you for your time. 😊

"One mistake is all it takes" i find this quote to be far more fitting

"Operation Barbossa" *Triggered*

"In Mother Russia, land invade you" -Matthew Santoro 2017. I laughed out loud, love it xD

Great work, as usual! According to the late historian Brigadier SLA Marshall, whose book "World War I" is considered one of the best authorities on the conflict, even though Franz Ferdinand was a nationalist and did not look favorably upon the Slavic peoples that lived within the Austro-Hungarian Empire, he was one of the coolest heads within the government. If he had lived, he might have turned Emperor Franz Josef to a path of peace and disrupted the Foreign Minister's designs for a war.

I actually don’t enjoy history but you do such a great job that I laugh and learn! You’re great! Keep it up!

" in mother Russia land invade you"

He said Alaska *HEAVY BREATHING* FINALLY A LITTLE BIT OF RECOGNITION

How about the one you mentioned...the Trojan horse. Your enemies leave u a "gift"? Probably should not accept it....

10:20 why didn't they have Flex Tape?

During World War 2, the french were so afraid germany were going to invade, they built many defences on their border to stop them from coming through, but then the germans simply went through belgium to get to france and invade, simply going around the french defence as if they were going in a back door. This plan was known as the Schlieffen plan

Technically the wrong turn started two wars.

In Russia the land invades you! 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead😂

Mat you forgot to mention The Roman Emperor Caligula once declared war on Neptune, the god of the seas. His men ran to the ocean and stabbed at the water. Caligula then declared victory, and commanded his men to collect seashells as war trophies.

Well you forgot the part that a british soldior refused to shoot hitler in ww1 bcus he was injured, oh boy he should of shot him D;

what about when Austria attacked itself and killed over 10,000 men

Never fight a land war in Russia

In the last battle of the revolution the British commander and most if the army stayed on a peninsula and when the American soldiers found out they were able to flank them on all sides and captured the British leader

1. No WWI could not have been avoided, with rising tensions in Europe, the death of Franz Ferdinand was just used as a scapegoat, with all of the militarism, imperialism, nationalism, and the alliance systems, just one spark would (and did) ignite all of Europe

I think it's conSTANtinople not constinople....

I'm sure it's been put somewhere in the 8000+ comments, but you missed the battle of Myeongnyang. Japan underestimated the remains of Korea's navy and was routed by only 13 ships. The Japanese had around 130 warships and some 200+ others. That became a turning point in that particular invasion that ended in Japan's defeat that time.

"Adolf Sh(l)it", toilets, and WW2... nice.

+MatthewSantoro The thumbnail made me assume you were going to wear a themed costume for this list. Do you plan on start wearing costumes relating to the theme of your video? I think that'd be a fun addition.

He mispronounced Constantinople, Byzantine And Barbarossa.

I LOVE ur videos...but since I am a nerd I still love them despite knowing many of the facts already...but u gave me more so I love u more now!

"now thats one powerful poop"

*Every War Is A Mistake*

toilet backfire is hilarious !! lol

Love the way you do your commentary!!

All these years later I still come back and watch this video because it cracks me up. My favorite part is the submarine potty malfunction. “ Sir I went poop I’m ready for flushies” 😂😆🤣!

In 1788 an Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10000 men.

Napoleon and Hitler show that no one can conquer Russia in the winter. Unless, you are the Mongols

I like this channel: there is no clickbait unlike some others I watch, plus he has the funny remarks after each thingy

This made me laugh so hard lol president go booM XD

"Sir I did my business I'm ready to flushies!"

biggest military mistake, the first one on the list isn't a military mistake.

Thanks for this video Matt, it has helped me on not what to do if I were to lead an army into war

What about the charge of the light brigade or the battle of the invincible armada

Now I want to see him do ten most brilliant military strategies of all time

The biggest military screw up was when my sister stepped on my plastic soldier toys as I was playing with them, back when we were kids. Didn't end too well for her.

Great video! Again, so interestingly funny❤

I do not know if you can consider this one military. The Civil War: a messenger did not do his job correctly and if he did it correctly, the confederates could have won.

barbosa and constinople. have you really never heard those words before Matt?

what about Australians fighting against emus?

love the transitions between each one

not only did adolph hitler, napolean bonaparte made the mistake exactly 1 century befor napolean's invasion, the swedish empire tried to do that too during 1712

Immediately prior to the first battle of Manassas- I think the Yankees call it Bull Run... One of Gen. Robert E Lee's lieutenants, who was an avid cigar smoker, accidentally left behind the exact confederate troop movement plans when he had wrapped those secret plans around three cigars; due to Murphy's Law this package accidentally fell out of his bag, only to be found by one of the Union commander's lieutenants. Most historians agree that due to circumstances the South should have won an easy and decisive victory, but due to the leaked troop movements, it ended in a draw. Loose lips, sink ships.

stupid ads in the middle of the video

About when the general of King George lll almost beating the conential army. But when they were about to they gave them time to surrender allowing Washington's escape eventually winning the war against the British

ITS NOT PRONOUNCE MAC-I-NAC.... ITS MAC-I-NAW. (We used a Native American language to name the fort, the island, and our city, at the tip of the mitten, closest to the island, along with the bridge connecting to the upper peninsula. I know you're Canadian but.. You're literally able to cross into Detroit if you wanted to... )

Hitler invading Russia during winter is even more stupid considering that Napoleon made the same mistake in 1812.

Moral of the story: Don't invade Russia during the winter

I’m learning more about the Cubs and this was just .... WOW

How about the schlieffen plan

oh good i wasn't on the list , worst mistake of my life

Hitler's failute is the top1 My inner Stalin is satisfied

The Ojibwe, I'm full blood Ojibwe myself and found this piece of history hilarious.

idk how I do it ive been able to sit in a chair for over 4 hours and just watch top ten with matthew santoro

Mathew it's pronounced BAR-BA-ROSSA not BAR-BOSSA

"Costanaopal" Constantinople

Constanople... hahahaahhaha, you missed the 'tin'. I like the pronunciation mistakes in these videos.

WOW I was in shock by quite a bit of these

what about the Battle of Karánsebes? The austrian army attacked itself in confusion and killed about 10,000 soldiers and the Holy Roman Emperor Joseph II was even pushed off of his own horse into a creek!

A military blunder I think would fit in well in this list are all the times Admiral Yi Sun-sin was stripped of his rank. Seriously, this man was a naval genius (totally undefeated) but due to politics was demoted several times in his military career. The biggest screw up I feel though occurred when the government accused him of treason because he refused to send his fleet into what appeared to be an obvious trap set up by the Japanese. He was tortured and nearly killed during this time. Meanwhile, Wŏn Kyun was put in charge of Yi's fleet and sadly ended up sailing them into disaster. Of the 150 or so ships that went into the attack against the Japanese naval fleet only 12 came back. So what happened next? Why the king reinstated Yi. And Yi then took those few ships and men that survived and went off to attack the Japanese fleet again. It was 12 V.S. about 133. AND YI WON. Also ALL of the ships stayed afloat. So... yeah... Yi was practically a Naval God yet was demoted several times. Why? How? It's like having the winning card in your hand then discarding it. It's interesting to think how much more he could have accomplished had he kept his rank the entirety of his career.

More Military Blunders: -> Gallipoli and the August Offensive -> The Mongol Invasion of Japan -> The Spanish Armada -> Battle of Dien Bien Phu

Hey matt love your vids just a quick note. No#2 was "con-stan-ti-nople" and No#10 was "Bar-ba-rossa" but keep up your great vids. You da man😂