LOL

Rudie Jazz Woh man that's crazy

too true

Rudie Jazz not crazy happens all the time 🙂

duck face Fuck off emo

Roy Thingamajig I'd love to know 😂

Still wouldn't be as bad as mine.

Roy Thingamajig He's probably on the FBI watch list.

Why did you think he had to move?

must be pretty messy XD

Hahaha

Ew...😫

Bruh-

Ah~

Sibling inside a sibling, siblingception

That happens everyday of my life with everything on youtube lol

Same

So true

That’s what watch later is for

Same

lol

ahhh i remember that book from kindergarten... good times

Nick Geier perhaps she'll die

Paigington that is and was my favorite kids book!

nahhhhhhhh

haha eeww

what the hell😶😶😂😂😂😂😂😂

Katkat88 oh I think id cause a drought with the shower id take after wards

Katkat88 Oh dear

That is cray cray! Poor doc!

Katie Roberts I once found happiness inside of me. It was sad.

I wonce had a soul...

whoa, me too! they also found a will to live, but they fortunatley removed both just in time!

This is when you wake up on monday

@@erickpereira2335 as a matter of fact, the surgery was conducted by dr. monday mcschool

LoliCatcher lol

FIFAGamer ELKE WEEK NIEUWE VIDEO'S Is that a joke? Or are you serious...

NCR_Ranger_Lord i was born so Serious

Omfg fifa

because of me.

Bones EEE nice 5 year old joke 5 year old

Ima just subscribe to you now 😁

Nailed it.

Puns have entered the chat

​@@ilikedogs1022Let us get hammered.

AwesomeBrozo I’m looking for mine too

Same but i found it sadly😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Probably lost in the comments or something

I just duck taped my brain into my skull and I have my life tied to a chair

X07 my brain is a mystery, the FBI tried to find it. Never happened

Anony Mous lol

OH MY GOD!!!

Killer 61420 "was"

Same

xRaG3 Blad3Zx oh ....edge

Dood71 Omg, you are a genius

Yes, actually. One tiny lung-sized plant doesn't provide nearly enough oxygen for the human body.

without sunlight the plant would take oxygen from you to survive. Photorespiration instead of photosynthesis :/

Bob Le kkk

Mo thats pretty cool

How did he not die?

Samantha Voss I guess it passed through the part of the brain that wasn’t vital.

Samantha Voss it depends on what type of gun and what bullets are used. So for example the heavier the bullet is, the faster it goes, thus causing more damage. It's all a matter of physics and how much damage the energy and bullet causes.

M E T A L say if it was a glock 9mm (which is a common weapon in America) he has more of a chance then a 50cal MG42, because the heavier the ammo and firepower the more force and energy (I'm a weapons guru :))

Oh yeah yeah yep exactly (lol I had no idea what kind of guns they were but yes what you said was correct)

Rainbow Sprinkles haha same with my brother and he also steals my ice cream

Rainbow Sprinkles my lil sis tortures me

Rainbow Sprinkles Same

i want my sister removed she's a pain in my ass

Rainbow Sprinkles XDDDDDDDD

Blessings Joy your*

+Assassin Jack Jones thanks.

Blessings Joy Not his first video in the US he has made tons of other videos while in the US, he even made a video at the white house.

+Spencer King That's on his other Channel. I am talking about this Channel.

Blessings Joy oh ok my bad

For me, it'd be spiders cause I have arachnophobia

Matthew Noonan RIGHT

I do not know

Adrenaline during the altercation and perhaps a tad bit of intoxication...

@@SilverScaleMA then agaid how did it go unnoticed for 4 years

It went in at a certain angle, and he did not feel it.

Ronnie Lee Idk

i'd say idk but i seen sword swallowers

It is so incredibly bloody rare but there is a person its in the Guinness world records the guy has a metal desolving acid mixed with the hydrochloric acid already in his stomach. And his saliva has the same mix of acid allowing him to eat metal and digest it like normal food he has even eaten a whole cesna plane and more no joke look it up if you want to

Maybe she said she ate it but put in up her butt

People with bulimia also shove objects like forks down there throat as they have a more desensitized gag reflex, occasionally slipping and getting stuck

LOL

I skipped those two and went hysterically screaming from pain

Zoo wee mama

Ow wow OW MAMA

@@MetalMorphic7 I understood that reference

Emma Smith me 2 I laugh so

Don't forget "Which I'm now going to call 'Buzz Buzz McWangerton'"

I replayed it a dozen times! Oddly hilarious!

I don't have a sis

GamingWithAce 25 ya do noe

now

Mr MMR .... What?

gregory mincey lol how can I be a pedophile when I'm only 17 lmao

Oh I read the title wrong XD

Mister Moose HD omg same I had to look up at the title after I read that

XD

Well that was akward

It's even worse if a tape worm lives in your brain.

Hyrum Covington 😂😂😂😂😂

Hyrum Covington This comment legit killed me 😂😂😂

fluffetalks

😂😂😂💀💀💀

Hyrum Covington I am fucking dying

Same

Hello no I'd be out of that hospital faster than sonic an steroids XD

Maybe she dislocated her shoulder like Riggs in Lethal Weapon

She sounds like a female version of Houndini.

My mom is also a nurse. When she came from work today she told me about this patient who had reported to be a vegetarian when he arrived to the hospital. Well, my mom brought him a sandwich for lunch. (only vegetables cuz he reported as a vegetarian. And the first sentence he said aftet getting the sandwich... he said:"Why doesn't this sanwich have any sausage in it?" my mom explained that he had reported as a vegetarian. The next thing he said "So? I don't eat meat but of course I eat sausages!"

ToshieDoshie Same...Same.

AbdPlays... wat

R u girl?

If you a girl that's called a period

If not go to the doctor you got a tumor inside you.

Noice

Morgan Gobin I know! 😂

nalied it

Ethanopia Nailed it

Ethanopia dont come back Please

Git, giiiit

SAME PROFILE PIC WOW

wow i am stupid 😔

my friend had a dildo in her bum

gogeta super saiyan god you always do!!

gogeta super saiyan god ok

gogeta super saiyan god no fuck derrrrrrr

OhFuchsia well I'm glad you're okay now.

That was a ride from start to finish.

bitch what?

OhFuchsia Oh wow! I hope you've made a good recovery! I've been concerned if I have a tumor because of my migraines and horrible stomach issues :(

well... i wish i could say something but m speechless kind of like when people tell you a pretty horrific story in real life that just happened to them but you dont know what to say so im like... if you dont have anything to say then dont say anything at all.............................. im a weird pancake im sorry '-'

I almost peed myself when I hear it...

Mark Z dun dun dun

Mark Z spookyyyyy

Mark Z lol. 4:20

those things need to stay in 2016

Mark Z =dundundun

Dan Geiger 😉

R/puns

Dan Geiger you done?😒

God dammit

Dan Geiger Really

Shawn Crawford I hope you get better

Get well!

Shawn Crawford I hope you get better! Be careful!

Shawn Crawford I feel bad. Get well

Shawn Crawford get well

WTF

Caelen Sawyers I ate some McDonalds once, I got food poisoning and 1 year later I ate McDonalds again and I hot food poisoning again

Electrode Gaming you poor thing

i found a pickle in my sandwich and i ordered it without pickles.

Caelen Sawyers Lesson learned! !

Hayley Gajewski That's fucked up

Tony C it was a joke

Hayley Gajewski I know.

Hayley Gajewski then it came out of her pee pee hole 😆

Hayley Gajewski OMG is she okay?? I hear kids take 10 years of your life!!

....EW!

😖

Maybe one of her ancestors was French:)

That's.....😰😓

And now look. I'm a skeleton, abnormally tall and I have a zombie for a girlfriend.

Jack Skellington, actually, it's not that rare for people to have extra bones. Google it

Jack Skellington I have a extra bone in both of my feet and they are both fractured.

Jack Skellington poor you when you were alive

Nikith Boyapati I almost threw up

Nikith Boyapati *eats* *noodles* why???

I was eating breakfast but idk why I did not feel disgusted.. am I special lol I don't think so.

Mariam Dahasamem

Trish Rawer HI!!!!

_SomeMusicalTheaterTrash_

Richard Gere

Please... these flashbacks are worse then the ones from Vietnam... N--No! Nooooooooo!

Oh god no

A HAIR BALL A HAIR BALL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

but like that's probably something i'd do directly after i said i wouldn't

ilai steiner Lahoud i gotchu

Ayyyyyy

Where?

ilai steiner Lahoud I'm here pretty early

ilai steiner Lahoud master-bating rn

I WHEEZED-

Lemon Fry I care. We may never know.

he's living in my basement, i named him bob and he regularly vomits everywhere so i have hired several thousands maids to clean it up but every time they see bob they quit so yeah he's living in a room of vomit and he eats it for food. Pretty sure he died a few years ago and his corpse is down there but i'm not checking. It does smell terrible but that's probably just the puke.

Lol

probably burned it

"UGH wtf bro?" -That guy after he gave birth to his brother and/or some edgelord

Dovahslayer I threw up all the way

I was eating while watching it, now I regret it.

Same... shouldnt have been eating....

I wasn't eating, but was still very disgusted.

I'm just Tea Guy Did you fall on it? o.O

Normal lego stuff. got stuck under my foot. cried in pain. 24 hours. normal stuffffffff

I'm just Tea Guy As in, under the skin??

I'm just Tea Guy I hope you were all right, I only got a glass shard in my foot and impaled by a charger in my foot.

The Gay From Below Skyrim. xD

Mmm... Probably not. Did you want it to? Its less of a thinking breathing human being and more of a ball of living flesh that stayed "alive" by absorbing that guys nutrition.

@@meredithblack2195 I never realized how bad birth defects could be for pregnant women, no wonder that poor twin was fused inside her 1st son's body instead for 36 years.

That is what I want to know too, did it survive and if it did, for how long and how?

Koda Lolliopidope Ikr. I love it.

Koda Lolliopidope It has become sort of like an iconic part of the identity of Matt's videos. It really sets the mood for his videos.

Rogiogio Tarucus Because we're not as aware of our bodies as we'd like to think. You can be tricked into feeling pain with the right set up. Take ghost sensations from missing limbs for instance. If you don't feel like or expect it impailed you, you might not know.

lir207 or he was already dead on the inside

The brain can't feel pain

boi ur dumb the brain can't feel pain

anant mishra and vanossgaming too

anant mishra you mean 1st right?

1th

1th

1th

Mat Nicholson that's what I said

Ryan Bishop same

Mat Nicholson the nails can ricochet it happened to me before but it hit my arm.

Chris Ewert ok point taken

Skull isnt a complete bone. There are gaps.

Mohammed Yasin sounds exciting.

Chase Mclaughlin 10 times someone got arrested for being abusive and racist on social media***

Mohammed Yasin Triggered

Chase Mclaughlin You the guy? :P

I was eating an apple. I paused eating when that hair-chick came up. Disgusting.

jyo I almost threw up

wow u proud of yourself

actually no I'm not, I regret eating and I don't think I'm eating ever again

jyo or using the bathroom

When I was in first grade I had my first penis in my butt on the play ground felt like backwards pooping.

riley pearson ?? wtf

Nicholas West holy shit

Nicholas West Did you sh!t it out?

Was it alive

did it hurt

Iggycat95 huh i thought i was the only one who saw that

Joao Chus being obese or extremely fat i guess...

gabrele.g Green maybe she just really good at swallowing XD

she hungry

MadCrazyMee NO

I've heard that before and I don't know how she did that🆗️🆒🆚🆖🚺🚯📻📺📁📋📝📬📩📦📰🔪🍴👅😷😲😴😮😮😮