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@hollyerorabaugh44066 жыл бұрын
Love these videos!!
@mrperson24846 жыл бұрын
Hollye Rorabaugh me too
@r0sserose6 жыл бұрын
yesss
@hollyerorabaugh44066 жыл бұрын
montanna Smith very much so I have been taught so many things I never knew.
@hollyerorabaugh44066 жыл бұрын
This road leads to recovery Matthew Santoro is amazing!!!
@christydodd97986 жыл бұрын
My kids and I love your videos!!!
@sleeplessfox98406 жыл бұрын
I remember hearing about one, about a guy who went to a local gas station and pretended to buy something. He handed the cashier a twenty dollar bill to pay, before pulling out a gun and demanding all the money in the register. He got the money and got away, but the funny part is that the money in the register only amounted to about fifteen bucks, and he has forgotten to get his twenty back from the cashier, so in the end he LOST money.
@ameyakirtane60505 жыл бұрын
F
@oswaldpenny5 жыл бұрын
omg that's amazing XD
@tsugumi4555 жыл бұрын
F
@thatonebotboi44065 жыл бұрын
KARMIC RETRIBUTION
@moesia65885 жыл бұрын
F
@grapefruit93085 жыл бұрын
That hockey one was insane. Around a 1/300 chance of hitting that one guy, also scoring 2 goals while injured. Wow
@ludonymous5265 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that creep who mocked Sullivan deserved it for his appalling behavior.
@grapefruit93085 жыл бұрын
Luis Andres Alfaro Rojas agreed
@jadengarcia50864 жыл бұрын
Even his own wife was happy about it lol
@I_Hat1234 жыл бұрын
6335 no one will NO WAT this says
@floydcharlton39024 жыл бұрын
Eat ass
@claudiaguajardo9914 жыл бұрын
“You ever hear of old man strength?” Yep I work at a nursing home... it’s real 😂
@anthonyperez98094 жыл бұрын
Claudia Guajardo Agree😄
@minaashido56783 жыл бұрын
A few old geezers in anime are very strong... Kakuzu from Naruto,Roshi from Dragonball Z, Jiraiya from Naruto
@ferjim28043 жыл бұрын
@@minaashido5678 ............
@mandyblake92753 жыл бұрын
lol
@mskaileyg3 жыл бұрын
Same! Omg like where does the strength come from?!?! I've been beaten up by my residents more than my sisters growing up..and we fought alot! Lol
@peterking26515 жыл бұрын
I was in a bar when a guy decided to jump the bar, mug the bartender. As he jumped back he found someone trained in unarmed combat. The weasel screamed until law enforcement picked him up. Said weasel screamed how he’d been violated. I had a drink with the arresting officer later that night, we laughed.
@zachfilms88734 жыл бұрын
👍😂
@jarrettowens22584 жыл бұрын
Yeah that’s definitely karma.
@AnneQuiet4 жыл бұрын
I just adore that the wife gave Sullivan a thumbs up! Like, yea I know he’s a jerk.
@susannunez31004 жыл бұрын
Right . One can only imagine how he is at home w her . She must've been so happy seeing that happen .
@labelledamedumanor48762 жыл бұрын
She should get a divorce then. If I was married to such a guy that would make me doubly happy.
@mrs.thomas-usmcwife56865 жыл бұрын
I'm a Christian and yeah, I agree, you shouldn't ask God to do bad things to people.
@musicalnerd38765 жыл бұрын
Lel im also a cristian sooooo true lel
@Kay_213_5 жыл бұрын
Just hope instead Or take matters into your own hands. Lol
@weh8sage5 жыл бұрын
congrats you're a christian with morals. want a cookie?
@benjaminwoodman5 жыл бұрын
Sei-ji Park they’re coming for you Nimrod!!!
@NilasJunkyard5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, who asks for permission anyways? You just do crimes.
@Kindness-always.5 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately I never see Karma working. I just see really bad people get away with really horrible things & being manipulative, & really good people always having horrible things happen to them.
@RedeemingAngelBarb5 жыл бұрын
Like Victor Salva for instance
@yea..85465 жыл бұрын
Hiss
@Very-Uncorrect5 жыл бұрын
IKR, it's horrible.
@theluckygamer105 жыл бұрын
Hey, if karma doesn't appear naturally, then be the bringer of karma!
@mythicalmagix5 жыл бұрын
i agree i always try to do right and i still get kicked down so karama is rubbish to me
@jessielynch74934 жыл бұрын
This really happened. My house was broken into last year we just moved into our house and to the West Coast less then a month before so we couldn't figure out who it was. A hour after the cops and CSI left we were cleaning our house. I found a strange phone. I went through it I didn't recognize anyone on it so I called the cops when the cops were on their way the owner of the phone Facetimed looking for his phone guess not thinking he left it behind he threatened me called me a thief I laughed and told him come to the house he just burgled that's where he left it he said a few choice words then hung up I took a screenshot of him knew he could access his photos remotely so sent it to a text to my phone. We didn't get all our stuff back but we got the guys and that is what counts
@africacarey4 жыл бұрын
Now that should havef been on list
@AwolCommander6 жыл бұрын
Karma can be both a blessing and a curse~!
@Sleepy_Cabbage6 жыл бұрын
no its a anti hero
@thomascole55846 жыл бұрын
But mostly a curse!
@nobodyuknow63376 жыл бұрын
So THAT is the secret of Mr. Monk's abilities!
@jadalynn19946 жыл бұрын
Sketchy Cricket with a ticket yes it can be I fully agree.
@devongamingvlogs89086 жыл бұрын
Sketchy Cricket with a ticket wrong! Karma isnt real *trips and falls on face* I stand corrected (joke)
@hyrumjohnson99306 жыл бұрын
Yeah, some karma I witnessed was in California. I was walking with a friend, someone was about to throw coffee at us but they dropped the cup, and an f-bomb, then tried to take off. Not far behind them was a cop car who quickly pulled them over. Fine for littering there is $1000.
@michaelray59436 жыл бұрын
Hyrum Johnson sweet!
@vincerosal7516 жыл бұрын
$1000 for littering? Wow
@serene12756 жыл бұрын
Hyrum Johnson Serve them right!!😅
@darquequeen23236 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣😈
@thewonderlander13726 жыл бұрын
Karma:Hehehehehe😈😈😈😈😈😈😈👿
@mystismith58155 жыл бұрын
*The fire hose through the car windows is standard practice, and sadly a common issue. There are KZfaq videos showing multiple situations where fire crews did what they had to do and went through the offending vehicles. Quite a lot were VERY expensive vehicles...* 🤣
@shomoe98014 жыл бұрын
Picked my car up and moved it. I so love and respect firefighters. Thanks again
@dingfeldersmurfalot45604 жыл бұрын
I've found people with expensive cars are often the worst drivers; I think it's because they feel entitled to be, because they're just that awesome. I would not be at all surprised if many of the people doing that kind of parking are people with more money than sense.
@StemNoodle3 жыл бұрын
Eat the rich.
@mjparadero70465 жыл бұрын
I love it when burglars and thieves break in to the wrong houses 🤣😂🤣
@robynvercetti94765 жыл бұрын
Yeah mine.
@ashleysmith84024 жыл бұрын
Theves break into wrong houses are so💀
@thischanelnolongerexists90414 жыл бұрын
You picked the wrong house fool
@alexanderhood89933 жыл бұрын
Considering that old man was both an member of the military and was an boxer so it wasn’t surprising that criminal got his near end kick severely.
@avelus59845 жыл бұрын
The phone company kind of saved New Year's Eve.
@dorkfish12756 жыл бұрын
"In mother russia, spam deletes YOU!"
@runicjester69265 жыл бұрын
Good Job mate, i am speechless. You should be a comedian!
@ludonymous5265 жыл бұрын
That's like if you threaten Vladimir Putin. Do so and you'll bite the dust immediately. That's what happened to that terrorist.
@lorriesmith50865 жыл бұрын
That's AWESOME! (Dang, and I'm Russian blood!)
@emiliekirk14303 жыл бұрын
Awesome video. I remember one time one of my old school bullies attacked me in the street. She head butted me, trying to knock me out, and ended up breaking her nose on my forehead. It was instant karma. She and her gang left me alone for a long time afterwards.
@mephilisthedarkelijahramat1825 жыл бұрын
Random person:*does something bad and awful* Karma: I'm about to end this man's career
@MathNerd17295 жыл бұрын
Mephilis the dark /Elijah Ramatali also a sonic fan Good one!
@mephilisthedarkelijahramat1825 жыл бұрын
@@MathNerd1729 thanks
@Futachimaru-5023 жыл бұрын
Random person: *does something bad to someone Karma: And I took that personally...
@briancorvello36206 жыл бұрын
I've got one (although, this has not been 100% confirmed and may be just an urban legend): This group of Ku Klux Klansmen in Texas heard that some Pagans were holding a ritual out in the woods somewhere and decided to go and harass them. Finding the spot where the other vehicles were parked, they donned their hoods, assembled a cross and strode off into the woods, confident that they'd scare any remaining pants off the fluffybunny pacifist Pagans. To their surprise they ended up staring down the business end of at least two spears, a couple of swords, assorted knives, and more than one shotgun. Seems they had crashed an Asatru (as in, Norse reconstructionist) blot, and didn't realize that this was one Pagan sect NOT known for pacifist beliefs. From somewhere behind the hardware, a voice called out: "If that cross goes up, you're getting nailed to it. I've got my hammer right here..." They left in a hurry.
@EccoWolf16 жыл бұрын
Considering I'm friends with, and was a practicing pagan this is very believable. When they cast circle that is sacred ground. And most of them while generally pacifist, they do believe in self-defense when diplomacy is unachievable.
@EccoWolf16 жыл бұрын
Life is a cycle, and if you disrespect our rit we'll send you to the next one.
@TheRezro6 жыл бұрын
I need ask one thing.. from when Pagans are pacifists? Yes, there are many kinds of pagans and mot generally avoid to be considered as Satanist, but generally it is better to avoid people who can literally eat you as some rituals are downright insane.
@briancorvello36206 жыл бұрын
And as for "insane rituals", need I remind you that communion in the Catholic Church consists of drinking wine meant to represent blood, often done under a likeness of a man dying on an ancient torture device? Seriously.
@ladymido16586 жыл бұрын
I would love that if it were true
@Sube-Tube6 жыл бұрын
Of course the illegally parked car was a BMW
@samuelharverson23236 жыл бұрын
Sube Tube entitled rich people
@TABBYMUSIC6 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure cars don’t have a mind of its own
@OhSoTiredMan6 жыл бұрын
I have a lincoln but i follow the rules. The person is probably not rich but spent it all on the car, i've seen people who do that. I donate money and food anonymously, because i care about those in need, I do sometimes buy a homeless a take out with separate compartments that divide up with meat, veggie, rice, and a nice cold bottle of water with some napkins. Sadly because they are homeless it makes it hard for them to find a job. Edit: How did i go from a car to a homeless person?
@guohao76376 жыл бұрын
Ghostwalker CIA can u give me 5 bucks?
@common59056 жыл бұрын
True
@anastaseosdoherty81164 жыл бұрын
The hockey one even made ESPN highlights too... I remember that very well and the best part was guys wife was laughing at her own husband lol
@SheepdogSmokey5 жыл бұрын
Hydrant Parking - I served on my local Volunteer FD for a few years, and hearing other firefighters talk about how "their heart broke as they smashed a BMW's window" or the like is always just great.
@PunakiviAddikti5 жыл бұрын
BMW owners are often incompetent dousches who think it makes their dick bigger. Spoilers: it doesn't. It just makes them dicks.
@razztazz19824 жыл бұрын
That clip was my favorite!
@seanns19454 жыл бұрын
But a $100 dollar fine? That is pathetic.
@dingfeldersmurfalot45604 жыл бұрын
@@seanns1945 Yeah. Delaying a fire being put out could literally cost lives. Or help spread a fire to another building. They guy should have been dealt with MUCH more severely.
@Em3erblue6 жыл бұрын
ah the hockey karma was very satisfying
@doomerbear9375 жыл бұрын
ik
@alexanderhood36866 жыл бұрын
Number #3 old guy was not just a retired boxer but also a retired military veteran.
@konnichiwa87626 жыл бұрын
alexander hood Really? 😲 Wow, the old man is a badass! Never judge book from it's cover
@alexanderhood36866 жыл бұрын
konnichiwa yes that true!
@sariarosegold6 жыл бұрын
i mean, old men were once young men that did stuff. they just got old.
@fluffycutenose23165 жыл бұрын
OH SNAP
@conniefarrell80385 жыл бұрын
Aaand a black blelt im beeing sarcastic but still cool
@captainrice705 жыл бұрын
Karma comes for all people. Sometimes for those who deserve it and those who don’t.
@ladykoiwolfe5 жыл бұрын
Karma comes to all. Good and bad. It's not a one way thing.
@baruchben-david41964 жыл бұрын
Karma, yes. Instant, no.
@dingfeldersmurfalot45604 жыл бұрын
I dunno, plenty of people are rude all their lives. Or at least all their youtube comment section careers.
@stanleyshowalter15805 жыл бұрын
Thank you Mr. Santoro, you really make the day, and put a smile on my wife's and I faces.
@jeffreygray93176 жыл бұрын
Years ago I had a neighbor who was cheating on his girlfriend. She torched his Caddy. He pulled up in his Mercedes to find his other car in flames. He hopped out and called the fire dept. They arrived. Karma was not done yet. He had parked his Mercedes in front of the hydrant. Like the one mentioned here, they broke the windows in his Mercedes to run a hose through it to his Caddy that was on fire. His insurance paid for his Caddy. He had to pay for his Mercedes to be repaired.
@simplymommlogical6206 жыл бұрын
Jeffrey Gray that's what happens when you're materialistic and cheat, kids. Everything you love will not last. Don't cheat.
@tobythephantom90706 жыл бұрын
Jeffrey Gray That's just too far...
@lillieskidmore57956 жыл бұрын
That's just illegal. She set TWO of his cars on FIRE. Of course you should never cheat, but that's illegal. Its called property damage.
@monatu85 жыл бұрын
Why not just drive the mercedes like 5 meters away...?
@nativedoll20015 жыл бұрын
@@lillieskidmore5795 two? I re read the OP and still only read she torched 1 car... but anyways, why didn't he move his Benz for the firemen, I assume he was right there watching his other car burn?
@revolvingzyclon69016 жыл бұрын
Let us all be honest here the best type of karma is the instant kind
@nicoleholmberg28524 жыл бұрын
I love Matt! He did such a great job of pointing out that some Christians aren’t the greatest at representing God! We need more people like Matt who understand social truths! Love you Matt!
@duanehastrich14604 жыл бұрын
Yet another home run of a video! I especially liked the one where the internet troll got trolled in real life. I hope that he learned his lesson.
@labelledamedumanor48762 жыл бұрын
Those who troll via internet are worse cowards than those who do face to face.
@davidyoho66796 жыл бұрын
I was at a gas station nextdoor to a flower shop when the elderly lady that owned the shop came in. She said her store was just Rob. A guy came in acting like he wanted to buy flowers and laid a twenty dollar bill on the counter. He then demanded the money that the lady keep in a cigar box. He took the box with only $17 in it and left his twenty. The police was able to get fingerprints off the money and arrested him.
@darklord8846 жыл бұрын
David Yoho Is Rob the store's first or last name? Or wait, you said it's 'just Rob'? As in 'Just Rob'?
@wednesdayaddams8516 жыл бұрын
LOL
@labelledamedumanor48762 жыл бұрын
@@darklord884 . ROBBED!
@darklord8842 жыл бұрын
@@labelledamedumanor4876 Is that the longer version of Rob?
@cuygor7132 Жыл бұрын
PICKPOCKET -3
@romanaghost6 жыл бұрын
To quote Elivira " revenge is better than Christmas".
@kevinmael38625 жыл бұрын
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
@Kruegerfan101emoandgothallowed5 жыл бұрын
I like Elvira
@undertalegamer101nyeh65 жыл бұрын
So true
@chadhamilton75125 жыл бұрын
Yes
@mayflowernatsume645 жыл бұрын
I have to disagree
@darthblacc44215 жыл бұрын
Karma needs to come to isis and animal abusers like for real they need to get what they deserve
@legendgames1285 жыл бұрын
Well, Isis got our weapons we left at the middle east and with the artillery shells, they blew them selfs up
@FullMetalcoreJojo5 жыл бұрын
I hope you're vegan then. For consistencys sake.
@blesslovekindgood73285 жыл бұрын
And Christians!!!! they worship a deity that tortures people for all eternity!
@Yeet-gr5jp5 жыл бұрын
Yes I agree
@thewingedhussars83945 жыл бұрын
@@blesslovekindgood7328 That's Satan btw.
@thetriosquad93365 жыл бұрын
old man strength is a thing . look at master roshi in Dragon Ball Z
@lucientan71664 жыл бұрын
Yeet
@christopherbzowski43463 жыл бұрын
or Jiraya from Naruto
@cinderfox52176 жыл бұрын
When the Eagles fans (a football team in America in case you don’t know) came to Minnesota to watch a game, they were very disrespectful and even made fun of an old lady When everyone was supposed to go back home there was a huge snowstorm so they couldn’t fly back to Philadelphia.
@shadowthehedgehog47375 жыл бұрын
I thought you meant the rock band for a second.
@oliverk.83124 жыл бұрын
i am a eagles fan, and i must say we do get kind of disrespectful sometimes
@labelledamedumanor48762 жыл бұрын
Serves them right.
@walkerkeown71726 жыл бұрын
loved the last one, "Happy new years ya filthy animal"
@MM-vt3hf4 жыл бұрын
Phone: Happy new year! Terrorist: *boooooom*
@kaytheorange61385 жыл бұрын
Gregory Mcallib: *breaks into my house* Me: Uhhh....,Gregory, can I help you? Gregory Mcallib: Gimme your money! Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Gregory Mcallib: What’s so funny? Me: YOU THINK I HAVE MONEY!!!!!! Gregory: So you DON’T have money? Me: Oh hell no!
@williamcull63983 жыл бұрын
For some reason, I believe this story.
@gsga61596 жыл бұрын
Who hates internet trolls raise your hands up ✋
@pinkdoesstuff5 жыл бұрын
✋
@pUteRIsms_5 жыл бұрын
✋🖐✋🖐✋✋🖐✋🖐✋🖐✋🖐✋🖐✋🖐🖖🖖🖖
@Daily..5 жыл бұрын
✋
@PinkGoldBeans61975 жыл бұрын
✋✋✋✋✋
@nikitagibbs98595 жыл бұрын
✋✋
@mynameismmandimheretosay79795 жыл бұрын
I love how he used the “ha ha!” meme from the Simpsons in the intro
@constipatedinsincity44245 жыл бұрын
Everyone should know that Karma is Chameleon! You come and go .🦎
@Aint_no_senators_son3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@tonntonns165 жыл бұрын
Florida man goes on crime spree and leaves wallet 😂
@TheLostAge6 жыл бұрын
I'm loving all these morning uploads, nothing better to start the day with a good mood!
@floydy83596 жыл бұрын
TheLostAge me late night
@ladymido16586 жыл бұрын
Omg im sorry to hear that but thats hilarious
@xboxbeyondthebox73006 жыл бұрын
When I am dealing with my depression these videos are a big help in getting through the day
@DRUMCANJONES225 жыл бұрын
Same
@sherribriggs94885 жыл бұрын
Stop playing Xbox and Google last page of the internet....YOU'RE WELCOME!!! LOL
@JoshDoesGames5 жыл бұрын
Matthew. All of your videos are great. I watched your video on depression. I was once in a mental hospital and got help. You are very brave to open up about this issue and you continue to do videos. You are an inspiration. Truly a great person.
@deeellebee97203 жыл бұрын
Wow, the different types of videos you do proves just how good on film you are - there's not a trace of the spookiness that you portray in your horror videos. Nice ability to mold your presence to the theme of your videos :)
@Alex_FRD6 жыл бұрын
You picked the wrong house, fool!
@DakotaofRaptors6 жыл бұрын
Alex FRD oooooooohhhhh
@giannigrand49285 жыл бұрын
Alex FRD read it with a big smoke voice the first time 😂😂😂
@allyouhadtodowasfollowthed13875 жыл бұрын
OOOOOOOOHH
@fbnflaviusbroadcastingnetw67865 жыл бұрын
Alex FRD Yes He dun definitely donkey’d that one! 😂
@demkidsplayinvideogames48755 жыл бұрын
ITS ME CARL, CHILL CHILL
@kaiserwilhelm39336 жыл бұрын
In America, karma comes for you. In Soviet Russia, you come for karma.
@superdog71165 жыл бұрын
Hey karma Karma no nooi
@yellowbananago4 жыл бұрын
I'm just tryna be a better person, my name is Earl
@joseantoniodelgado1095 жыл бұрын
I love the old boxer's story.
@ESS87626 жыл бұрын
all of these were hilarious. especially the accidental rainbow!
@vaultdweller79935 жыл бұрын
When the lightning struck at 3:31, My lights started to flicker
@fredpepe49424 жыл бұрын
My favorite story in this lineup is when the kid with the knife basin to the home of a retired boxer now that’s karma for you
@sayvionwashington19396 жыл бұрын
11. The clone trooper that said: "Good thing those bugs can't aim!"
@jackl83496 жыл бұрын
Once I forgot to like your video and a chandelier fell on me...
@moonychrisediting76366 жыл бұрын
Sorry for your back/face/whatever is injured. But never forget to ❤️ his vids!!! 👍🏻 👍🏻👍🏻
@zooks8656 жыл бұрын
heee
@adamparsons23796 жыл бұрын
Jack L if that’s true I feel so sorry for you.
@razaroff6 жыл бұрын
Jack L ha
@midoriyaaazu5 жыл бұрын
Jack L The karma tho
@amandablair19454 жыл бұрын
Number 1: “killer queen has already touched that phone.”
@michaelsternberg73205 жыл бұрын
I heard another one a young man broke into a house stole numerous things and used their computer but forgot to sign off Facebook. Needless to say the police had no problems finding him. In my local paper there was a story about two men who lived in the local projects across from the court house. They got into a fight and one shot and killed the other right in the open in front of dozens of witnesses. He was caught easily because he reported next day across the street for jury duty.
@Scratchingforcash5 жыл бұрын
That’s a true one. I saw that too Love when thieves get caught.
@ludonymous5265 жыл бұрын
What a foolish one.
@dutchthepuredon_68266 жыл бұрын
Glad to see Matt getting back to his old self again :) Amazing video!!
@Nicklovesmw26 жыл бұрын
I hope he's sad
@labelledamedumanor48762 жыл бұрын
This is an old video.
@maxthemis2666 жыл бұрын
Who Loves Matthew
@beanwolf03646 жыл бұрын
Macky MooHoo meeee
@HeadlessHobo6 жыл бұрын
Me
@spacespirit51716 жыл бұрын
Meeeeeeeee
@erk82656 жыл бұрын
Macky MooHoo me.
@ramthehedgehog15916 жыл бұрын
Same
@XxVampiress357xX5 жыл бұрын
The Old Man In #3 Has To Be My Favorite. No Shame In That Old Man's Game!!
@reneeberry28293 жыл бұрын
Whenever I am having a bad day all I have to do is watch some of your videos. I get such a kick from all of your cute humor I forget my hard day. Thank you so much.
@ebenuke6 жыл бұрын
Dude, Karma isn't just "what goes around comes around", it's the system of cause and effect which means that it's either good or bad.
@Shadow-tt6lb5 жыл бұрын
Anonoymizu so basically "what goes around comes around". Like he said
@rabbit06645 жыл бұрын
True.
@turtleswagger10546 жыл бұрын
Why is my son clapping in his room at 2 am
@flunkett56175 жыл бұрын
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@nyxaria85575 жыл бұрын
Meme Review???
@GerardiePie4 жыл бұрын
Maybe he’s watching 👏family 👏 friendly 👏 alternative 👏 content
@teslagirl15 жыл бұрын
My favorite Karma story: my dad got a deerhound and was very harsh in his training, punishing the poor animal and keeping him on short rations, especially when the dog proved to be gun shy. But my dad's job required frequent travel and while he was away, we (my mom, siblings and me) treated the dog's injuries, fed him lots of good food, played with him and praised him (to build up his self esteem) as a good dog. On returning, dad pronounced that we had "ruined" his new hunting dog and told practically everyone in the county who would listen how all his time and effort had been wasted on a dog that was now "good for nothing" and "no account". How he didn't intend to feed a dog that wouldn't "earn his keep". But the next time he was away, leaving us all in our rather isolated farm house (nearest police an hour or more away and the phone was down since the night before), we heard something more than frightening on the porch, a stranger's heavy footsteps, the door being tried and a cold, vicious sounding voice saying, very low, "Git, dog! Git! Damn you, git!" Then there was a low growl, a scuffle, a piercing scream and the sound of footsteps running away. As soon as she loaded a rifle as a precaution, mom opened the door just wide enough to let the dog, who we'd been calling "King", inside. Where he got loads of praise and attention. In the morning, we found on the porch and steps some torn pieces of cloth, a lot of blood, and a butcher knife. When mom drove into town and made a police report, the news got around quickly. By the time the police arrived on the place, it seemed as though half the county had come along as well. My dad returned a day later to find that the "worthless" dog was a celebrated hero and the recipient of so many gifts of bones and meat that they took up half the space in our freezer. Then there was the new collar with his name on it. Nice new feeding dishes. Grooming brush. The blankets and dog bed. The visitors who wanted to see the dog rather than my dad. King and my dad never had a particularly good relationship, because dad was more embarrassed at being proven wrong than anything else. And because my dad, an avid hunter, had lost his reputation for being a good judge of a dog's quality.
@nusaybaabdallah45535 жыл бұрын
Besides the things u talk about in ur videos, ur video is like mood lifting technique, I just watch ur videos when I really need a good laugh😂😂 Thank you for that
@chrisgentry22175 жыл бұрын
I agree. He's pretty funny.
@eliannam.57006 жыл бұрын
You forgot Mengele. He got a heart attack while trying not to drown. An awful person died an awful way. Edit: for those of you who don't know who Mengele was, he was a German SS officer, a doctor who conducted some of the worst experiments during the holocaust.
@northe52816 жыл бұрын
Is That Really Karma?
@windexcleaner75496 жыл бұрын
Elianna M umm how is that karma I need some backstory
@orchidrose14106 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that’s more divine retribution!
@beautifulbri5236 жыл бұрын
...That’s not really karma. That’s a case of unluckiness.
@oliverboi88776 жыл бұрын
Didn't he survive 1945 and lived on with a normal life
@michaelray59436 жыл бұрын
Matt, your videos are always informative and you bring an unmatched humor in your videos. they make my day! Thank you!
@chupalupaschan5 жыл бұрын
I know right?
@misskranky5 жыл бұрын
I have some Karma for you. When I was wearing a Spider-Man sweatshirt (Not on halloween) and running around not being able to see anything because the mask was a bit too big, so I could not see. I yelled YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE than ran into a fence at about 6 miles per hour. Ah, School.
@sirennexus16755 жыл бұрын
That last one...I couldn’t stop laughing. Almost like they were mocking her.
@imabanana82096 жыл бұрын
*Watch out for banana peels*
@The_Internet6 жыл бұрын
ITS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@daveforfav76506 жыл бұрын
Yeah in the last vid did you get nonification
@rhysscatvideos52616 жыл бұрын
I'm A BANANA but I don't see banana peels though😂😂😂
@imabanana82096 жыл бұрын
dave forfav No
@imabanana82096 жыл бұрын
Jeryd Yes...Its me
@MrStorm20ver6 жыл бұрын
Awesome video Matt!! I love seeing those who do wrong to others get their just desserts!! Thanks for the smile my friend and keep the vids coming!! Your Fan Always - Carl
@flickcentergaming6802 жыл бұрын
I love that story of the guy breaking into the home of a retired boxer, makes me smile every time. 😁
@kuramayoko235 жыл бұрын
"In a tale that would be hilarious if it didn't end so tragically." Are you kidding?! The fact he died makes it all the more hilarious!!
@goldengaming70526 жыл бұрын
i love u matt. this is my 1 year anniversary of being subbed. ive seen all of your vids 2 times! never stop what u r doing
@moonychrisediting76366 жыл бұрын
So satisfyingly good !😂😂 Better than 1000 degree knife videos and slime vids combined!! THANKS MATT!!
@HentaiSweetie5 жыл бұрын
The old boxer one was my favorite.
@inkpierno4ever4065 жыл бұрын
You have a scary face when you go up close to the camera lol
@CodyWhitlock6 жыл бұрын
Yay Karma!! You go girl 😂 I don’t know what to say to an ideology
@saigesheen6 жыл бұрын
Cody Whitlock How do you know Karma is a girl?!
@amandaarcher79196 жыл бұрын
Did you just assume Karma's gender!!
@KarmaBermuda6 жыл бұрын
Cody Whitlock thank you, and I am a girl!
@aaronarcher2486 жыл бұрын
Karma Bermuda lol
@KarmaBermuda6 жыл бұрын
Aaron Archer 😁
@silverlakeascroft53696 жыл бұрын
You should be struck with Karma.... good karma, that is.. because you always do a lot of good to most of us by posting these educational and funny videos.. thanks, Matt!
@wormy72796 жыл бұрын
SilverLake Ascroft what if karma builds up and suddenly the flood gates open and you are suddenly fabulous
@KingofFaces3 жыл бұрын
Robber: *Breaks into house* Old man: You picked the wrong house fool!
@lisascarrott61424 жыл бұрын
Thanks matthew for posting hope your well love your you tube channels keep up the great work
@roninshinobi6 жыл бұрын
I remember watching that Hockey game too with the Black Hawks on TV.
@soniczforever54706 жыл бұрын
I would love to see it for bullies, some pick on me as I am nervous.
@soopy66676 жыл бұрын
Claire Coffey I'm an evil bully and you're a piece of sh- no Mathew stop looking cover your ears and eyes for a sec please I need to do something (Joke please don't sue me)
@3734suneater4 жыл бұрын
Someone: i am going to rob some one Karam: this is going to be good
@jamesmodlin62795 жыл бұрын
Insurance won't cover that BMW either. Ha!
@smhart556 жыл бұрын
Does this count as a troll? Pickle cheese McQueen
@grantturk8895 жыл бұрын
DimitriMiataDonski1359-63 I’m majorly offended
@grantturk8895 жыл бұрын
Lol
@nicholas666duarte35 жыл бұрын
no?
@spongebobsquarepants72665 жыл бұрын
I'm with grant Turk IM OFFENDED BY THAT INFURIATING AND RASIST WORDS AGAINST PENGUINS!
@Jacksiloution5 жыл бұрын
*yes*
@Godspeed17566 жыл бұрын
Speaking of karma.... some may call you a sellout for the shameless product plug. But I have been watching your vids for almost 5 years and think you deserve corporate sponsership. See not all karma is bad. We love you Matt.
@janedoe58815 жыл бұрын
I really look forward to each of these! Keep up the good work!
@NilasJunkyard5 жыл бұрын
I came in contact with many people who deserve some karma getting back at them. That's why this video feels all the sweeter! Good to know there is still some justice in the universe. Matthew, I love you for this!
@gabgab72766 жыл бұрын
You Know Who Is The Best Read the 1st word😀
@andro-androidtutorials69486 жыл бұрын
best
@arandomuser14155 жыл бұрын
you are the most nice person I have seen in comments and I have been on youtube for 10 years
@user-mz5ct7bc2t5 жыл бұрын
Aww thank you
@masegosheilabojosi69935 жыл бұрын
You're the best trash ever 😂😂😂😂😏
@afiqharraz55185 жыл бұрын
Ayyyy
@elijahlapikockij45395 жыл бұрын
BMW- Break My Windows
@OnChikken5 жыл бұрын
This background music is my everyday mood - Love you Matt😁
@mollyvandever98174 жыл бұрын
I know this is an older video, but I just had to comment how much I love the comedic touches on this one. So much fun and so satisfying to hear that sometimes bad guys get what they deserve. 🤣👍
@unofficiallyJ4AN5 жыл бұрын
*TROLLOLOLOL HAS LEFT THE CHAT*
@jasminsmiley57256 жыл бұрын
I was mean to my nurse and one day i was bringing gouruse sorry i don't know how to spell that :l to my apartment and i had the milk while my mom had the other things and when i was on the last stair i droped my milk and it exploded and i had to clan it up. ( it took hours)
@theluckygamer105 жыл бұрын
Gouruse? You mean "Gauze," as in the stuff you put on a freshly applied tattoo, right?
@liwaynejaden71485 жыл бұрын
@@theluckygamer10 no a items
@wethepeople57535 жыл бұрын
Groceries.
@jax48685 жыл бұрын
The hockey one is legendary. I love it!
@averageiowan4 жыл бұрын
7:22 The face I see in my nightmares seconds before I wake up.
@skyet12736 жыл бұрын
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL! CJ? Oooooh
@devinreese6 жыл бұрын
99 Gaming Lives ha!
@ehkbv6 жыл бұрын
Great to see Turkey's rainbow. I was in that parade and when me and other people saw the rainbow, including injured people began to be happyly screaming. 🌈
@Jordy13106 жыл бұрын
You all deserved that rainbow!
@pained17866 жыл бұрын
Snow Wolf Don't worry, they will get eternal death if they don't repent.
@dagothur71715 жыл бұрын
Snow wolf You too
@ailish22845 жыл бұрын
pained1786 gods not real
@nationalinstituteofcheese30123 жыл бұрын
6:54 Love how his name is Nimrod like even he knows he’s a disappointment
@cashtaylor98045 жыл бұрын
MathewSantoro I realize it's well over a year since this vid was put out but, this is still a great video! Great job! I'm binge watching all your vids for the next 48hrs😎