Why does that doll actually look like him... ●_●

"the lovely strait jacket" ... asylum for kids

"Uploaded Nov 1, 2014" hot dam I'm old.

you should use Puppet Matthew for the outro of every video you make

I think another disturbing child's toy are the cabbage patch kids, their faces tho, they're creepy af

I used to be deathly scared of the chimp in Toy Story 3....

"If wasn't horrifying enough, it also comes with a fetus! Which is also pregnant!"

there was an actual chemistry kit made in the fifties that had radio active material in it. and a small gyger counter in it so you could look for more around where you live.

Another great video Matt! :D

Baby's first Baby. Baby-ception.

You need to make a part 2 with some of these: The pole dancer doll The breastfeeding thing The hitler doll

"Thanks for the nightmares" *DOLL TURNS TO HIM* "What did you say about me?"

I want a Hugo Doll and a Fugler!!!

sorry but those Fugglers were freaking adorable. I would totally buy that!

"Real pregnancy action" Yeah, like a baby's gonna have a baby which has a baby, which has a baby, which has a baby, which has a baby, which has a baby *claps*

".... I'm coming for you, rawr....." Still better than most of the jumpscares you give us.

That smiley poop face plushy behind matthew is so damn creepy....... O_O

That face bank will probably end up just being a sperm bank

When I was two years old, I was obsessed with Winnie the Pooh. My dad bought me a giant stuffed Poo hear that was pretty much as big as I was at that time. I still have it on my bed to this day, after moving to five different states and recently becoming a legal adult. I think someday I'll pass it on to my own child.

“Padded walls not included!”

I once had a barbie doll that was supposed to be pregnant. The stomach was removable(it was magnetic I think) and the baby would sit inside of it until it would be "born". Still not sure why my mom bought it for me and why I ever played with it. Oh yeah, and I also had a barbie doll that had a dog that would poop little plastic pellets if you pushed down its tail. It would then be recycled and functioned as dog food, and the dog would eat the pellets. It also came with a pooper scooper. I was a strange child.

The Mathew santoro puppet is perfectly adorable.

One of you actually mailed this to me. Thanks for the nightmares.

The lovely straight jacket reminds me of what my friends mom made her back in middle school. Her mom was really good at sewing, so my friend had her mom make her one for Halloween. She walked around school while wearing it and would show us how she would get out of it. It was entertaining tbh.

Talks about "Pee & Poo" being bad, has a shit emoji sitting in the background...

Hey Matthew Santoro Doll, Its been 3 Years Since you said you were coming for me...WHERE ARE YOU

I saw Fugglers at Walmart today during Christmas

*sees the doll version of Matthew Santos* WHAT THE DA FRICKIN' HELL IS DAT!?!?

2:25 I swear I'm nothing like this!

NO STOP WAIT Directions: Mix the flour, sugar and baking powder in large bowl. In another bowl beat eggs with milk and vanilla. Add egg mixture to flour and mix till smooth. Let stand for 5 minutes and mix again. Pour mix in hot skillet to make 6 inch pancake. Flip when bubbles on edge break. Enjoy!

all dolls are creepy. I never owned one because I was scared of them. I still don't like dolls

I GOT A FUGLER FOR CHRISTMAS I COULDNT SLEEP THAT NIGHT

2:50 yeah cause koalas totally live near the arctic 😒

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.

2:20 Nooooooooo, that's my cousin!! I miss u, Jeremy.... D,:

Matthew bad-mouths a pee and poo plush. When he has a Poop Emoji plush in the background.

The beginning so that puppet gives you nightmares....? That means your face gives you nightmares.

Call me crazy, but I wanna see that Mathew puppet pop up more often in future videos 😅

Hey matt, they also make a unicorn version of the avenging narwhal😬

Aw man, no placenta doll. That was a horrific DIY toy that literally invoved drying, stuffing, and sewing up a human placenta for a child.

Dayyyyam, man you have very original ideas. Not just another fact person on youtube like...tallest buildings...or most expensive cars. Which don't even need a video. You can read it. You present your opinion on unofficial stuff that cant officially be rated. You are very original and people would rather be interested in your youtube channel. I can make a website for you if you want (you will just have to pay the hosting fee like $6/month)

I bought my dad a Fuggler and when he opened it I said "it reminded me of you" and we all had a good laugh

1:39 Looking at anything with a dirty mind:

I spy Mr smiling Poop in the background! :D

A baby doll with a baby that is also pregnant...I don't wanna live on this stupid planet anymore...who the hell came up with that?

The monkey with the cymbals is literally the scariest thing I have ever seen in my life. I actually saw one of them in real life while my mom and grandma dragged me out to visit one of my grandma's sister's houses when I was ten. I literally ran outside in the rain to get away from it. All of her toy collection was arranged in three rows across the pillows in a huge king size 4 poster bed draped in blue velvet. The bed was huge and it looked exactly like the ones in every haunted house movie you've ever seen. The bed looked out the bay window upstairs. But my great aunt couldn't get up the stairs anymore so they got her a new bed and moved most of the other expensive furniture downstairs. She was a doll collector but other toys were mixed in with dolls on the bed. Some of her dolls were 200 years old and had been cracked and faded. They looked like a morgue full of ghost children. But as I was about to walk around the bed, out of the corner of my eye I saw a scruffy little brown head turned its head and looked me dead in the eye. It actually knocked the smaller doll in front of it over. I don't think I have ever run as fast as I did before or since. I am in my early 40s and sometimes I still see that doll in my nightmares. And what's worse is that is the titular character in a movie called The Devil's Gift.

"Water wiennies a toy from the 1980s" well that explains it

Maaaaaaan, Bananas are the #TRUTH!! 😂😂 Don't forget the hits of crack that were sold separately with each doll....smDAYMh... #GangstaCookies

Oh god, that last one made it feel like pins were going into my neck! Something I was expecting was Amish dolls. Because of Amish religious beliefs, they don't let their children have dolls with faces for fear that demons could possess the dolls and watch the children. So instead; they give their children Slenderman dolls!

WHY DID YOU PUT THAT WHOLE THING ABOUT MEN BUYING THE FACE BANK

"and if that wasn't horrifyingly terrible, it also comes with a fetus. Which is ALSO pregnant!" that has to be the funniest part in the video! XD

THIS MADE ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE

Wait! About the avenging narwhal. It can stab 3 animals: A seal, okay i guess the could happen, a penguin yeah, people often make that conection in their heads, but a koala? A fucking koala? How? Where? WHY?

That Matthew Doll is Awesome!!! Thank you so much for uploading!!

narwhaal is so awesome they are Jedi of the sea

im getting the strait jacket for my future child so i can teach them how to be hoodini

All I could think of when I saw the face banks were Danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil...

As a kid I was OBSESSED with stuffed animal plushies. I still have some :)

Don't know why but you can really feel matthews charisma even through his videos.

I had a demonic talking rubber duck as a kid. We moved houses once and it sat in storage for about six months, when we went to take our stuff out storage... it was in a box quacking.

Cough NumberOneShouldHaveBeenFurbies cough

How much to bet the dude who actually mailed that toy to Matt is just cackling through the entire video? XD

I'm so happy I found this channel😂💯💖

The fact that Dan and Phil actually bought that coin-eating bank and gave it too Pj, was quite hilarious..

1:15 *Slowly pulls popsicle out of my mouth with shocked eyes*

When I saw jolly chimp I ended up screaming and having nightmares for 4 days thanks toy story

That doll that Matthew has i want one! It looks like just like him!

3:42 That thing was also used in COD Zombies, anyone notice?

3:04-3:10 I want that face bank. Lol to me it looks cool. Anyone else agree?

I need the straight jacket XD My friends and I have a joke that I am crazy. Also I want the avenging narwhal (Yes Im crazy XD)

I remember when this video first came out, memories were made with watching this channel. I was just a wee child at the time too about 10 or 11. Wonder if I was too young....

black kid with banana is racist? is a white kid with a hotdog also racist?

The avenging narwhal is cool as shit! I want my future kid to have that!

Watching this as I literally get settled into bed probably wasn't my smartest idea.

1:38 😂 1:40 Im not laughing, Im changing my KZfaq channel

3:43 Oh hey, someone got Monkey Bombs from the Mystery Box!

Fuglers are adorable!

One of you actually mailed this to me, Thanks for the nightmares...

ok. #9 just scared the crap out of me

I was 9 years old when this video came out, and those gifs of the face bank freaked me out soo much that I straight up avoided watching this video for a whole year, and eventually watched the rest while covering the gifs. The scene with the end with the Santoro doll saying "I'm coming for you" also freaked me out, and I genuinely thought the doll would sneak into my room in the middle of the night. Basically, I was really gullible and easily tricked

I was so young I don't remember it, but I have seen it in a few pictures of me and I've heard it being talked about many a times. When I was like... around 3 I had this Winnie the Pooh battery operated toy. We'd be sitting around and suddenly it would turn it's head or started talking. It creeped my family out so one day they even took the batterys out of it. But it STILL continued to move and talk even after they did so. They called him Possessed Pooh. xD

OH GOD NOT THE PENGUIN, WHYYYY

I used to have two teddy bears which made my life happier. I named them Teddy and Bear paw. I was in love with those two! They were my height. But my mom forced me to get rid of them when I was 10. I still miss them!

Have u ever heard of evil stick I still have goosebumps.

10 facts about you: inspired by killing hunter 1. You just read number 1 2. You watched this video 3 You've never eaten goat 4. You're going to say 3 isn't true by saying you've ate a goat 5. You own a computer 7. You've realized I skipped one 8. You're checking to see that I am true 10. You realized I skipped another one 11. You're smiling now because you can't believe you fell for it again 12. You're counting to see if this is really number 12 BONUS: You are amazed by my grammar.

I need an Avenging Narwhal in my life

the straught jacket one also guarantees parents will be in prison...lol..that one killed me!

The Water Weannie was so much fun though! :)

Narwhals, narwhals swimming in the ocean!

I'd buy that bank... pretty awesome actually.

*See the last one* NOPE IM NOT DOING THIS BYE

Ok I got to the straight jacket and I don't remember the last time I laughed so hard... Watching that part I could almost hear a voice saying "ooo if your parents had that!!" LMAO thank you for this video...

I still think the most scariest toy is a furby, those fuckers talk and do things without batteries!!!

Ewww that face bank thing is gonna give me nightmares.

That doll in the background with the big eyes HAS to go!

I want to get my sister the avenging narwhal set. Yeah. I love her. She's so nice to me. Also I want that strait jacket please.

6:30 WHAT IN THE WORLD?????? WHO THOUGHT THIS IS A GOOD TOY??????? :(

any one else kinda think the first fuggler was cute

Lol that beginning and the end of that it was hilarious lol love your thinks for being a great KZfaqr

Dude there is a poop emoji peering out of the darkness behind you lol