The 10 Most BIZARRE DEATHS of All Time!
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@pinayak3159 9 жыл бұрын
"Don't trust windows." - Steve Jobs
@al23432 9 жыл бұрын
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
@potcomadman011 9 жыл бұрын
You won life
@adampreston8673 9 жыл бұрын
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
@thecobe-lee9674 9 жыл бұрын
Nice
@latiosfreak2000 9 жыл бұрын
Help me escape from windows -rareware/minecraft
@RobGavagan 9 жыл бұрын
Matt, maybe you could make a part 2 because I...I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT! Sorry. Awesome working with you again, brotha! See you soon!
@maddog11ful 9 жыл бұрын
Hey look it's Mr. Self promotion.
@redkittyproject 9 жыл бұрын
Sad Aleks People making a living from KZfaq have to self promote. They don't have networks or distributors to do it for them.
@maddog11ful 9 жыл бұрын
Aaron Burgess In one of his videos he literally had like more than half of his video dedicated to me (the viewer) going to his site and signing up, buying his merch etc.
@pedroshwarman7225 9 жыл бұрын
Sad Aleks dude, Matt posted a comment on Rob's recent video too... THEY'RE FRIENDS, GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD. And guess what, Rob's most recent video was a COLLAB too.
@tearsofaurora8831 9 жыл бұрын
Scrounge tee gfs g If
@clytonbeast3230 8 жыл бұрын
'You should never trust Windows if you know its gonna crash". I see what you did there.
@marielourdeslimage6586 8 жыл бұрын
accurate information
@crystalgalaxia8949 7 жыл бұрын
I don't get it -,-
@clytonbeast3230 7 жыл бұрын
The program Windows for the computer.
@meganstokley1454 7 жыл бұрын
HaHaHaHaHa I have Windows and I know that windows, " crashes" a LOT!
@clytonbeast3230 7 жыл бұрын
Ha see what i did there.
@pachiart8838 8 жыл бұрын
lmao "I'm sorry im going to hell" Same man
@joysr8015 7 жыл бұрын
well he did fell bad for making fun of his death
@ladyskate1268 7 жыл бұрын
See you there Matt. You too guys. Its gonna be so lit.
@mortarion9813 7 жыл бұрын
+Platypus Angel Let's bang some succubi! Atleast there's *one* good thing to get in hell!
@carsontan8546 7 жыл бұрын
Kisa Kandria
@pandagirl6640 7 жыл бұрын
Almost everyone is going to hell so there is a good chance he will go to hell........
@quigglesmcgiggles 9 жыл бұрын
Can't watch a single Matt Santoro video without seeing people argue over religion
@asteroidalassassin6949 9 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@NikkiBudders 9 жыл бұрын
I find it funny how much people panic when their religion or lack of religion is questioned. It's just funny to see everyone waste away their lives arguing over something neither side can prove or disprove.
@zachiglesias439 9 жыл бұрын
Then argue about how the Sea Hawks could of won the Super Bowl. :-P
@felight5700 9 жыл бұрын
Zach Iglesias *could have
@alexaliona 9 жыл бұрын
Zach Iglesias Ok! that last play was STU. PID.
@Leo-vr9pb 9 жыл бұрын
Hi matt here are some ideas you may like 10 jobs that aren't like in the movies 10 most crazy military weapons 10 books that have a hidden meaning 10 biggest buildings
@underminingduck8190 9 жыл бұрын
Like
@sadedade943 9 жыл бұрын
Why is this not in the top comment?!
@Nesperimus 9 жыл бұрын
Matt already done with 10 most amazing building. Yeah, just simply big doesn't make that building amazing.
@austinstrobel4301 9 жыл бұрын
Well, we all know that the craziest military weapon is the Gay Bomb...
@kokas466 9 жыл бұрын
10 Things that you don't know about Matthew Santoro!
@whitneyangelie3682 8 жыл бұрын
Omg, you're so wrong for singing that Oompa Loompa song about the dude that died in the chocolate! But damn...I laughed! 😂😂😂
@mistake8050 8 жыл бұрын
so did I lol XD
@Elegant_Sausage 8 жыл бұрын
and then goes on to talk about others who have a sick sense of humor lol
@aaronobrienproxy3880 8 жыл бұрын
ikr? XD
@agentwashington4790 8 жыл бұрын
Well we all going to hell also for laughing
@mortarion9813 7 жыл бұрын
+shawn doone Yeah XD
@CazM 3 жыл бұрын
In the Hold your Wee for a Wii radio contest a nurse actually called in to the show to warn them that what they were doing was dangerous and warned of potentially fatal water intoxication. So the radio station 100% deserved to pay out for their negligence.
@iamaninsomniac 9 жыл бұрын
5:47 "How dare you HELP people with your money! You must give it to the Church instead!"
@545hawk 9 жыл бұрын
XD i wish i could like comments on a tablet xD
@rekeinserah 9 жыл бұрын
That would be funny, except history shows that it wasn't the Pope who sentenced him to death, it was the then Prefect of Rome. Pope Sixtus II actually died before Lawrence was condemned
@iamaninsomniac 9 жыл бұрын
TheLightandtheFlight I can say I did learn something from your comment (something which I can't say often), but it was still the fact that not donating his wealth to the church was the reason he was killed was my point.
@phonyshoemaker7379 9 жыл бұрын
which church? scientology? craziness!
@jamieperez232 9 жыл бұрын
You better be joking
@ph3rtehHDawg 8 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I don't care how confident you are about a glass window staying together; *Why* would you throw yourself against a glass window *twenty-four floors* high?!?!
@harrypottergleestarwarsdis4817 5 жыл бұрын
True
@aubriethegreat8175 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I would never be confident enough to do that even if the window was like 5 feet thick. Instincts. Also, the person who said "True", I am also a fan of all of those things listed as your username!
@pollypockets508 4 жыл бұрын
Apparently, he did the same trick on the same window over and over.
@myiamoore7985 3 жыл бұрын
Idk he was dumb
@christina113704 3 жыл бұрын
That windows joke though...🤣 but seriously, if you're going to do this, CHOOSE A LOWER FLOOR.
@badgerbadger-badger-Poppy 7 жыл бұрын
"Death by chocolate" Yep, that's how I'm gonna go! **hears the details** Oh... Nope, nevermind.
@gwendolynhebert570 3 жыл бұрын
Oompa Loompa Doopa Da Dee That's One Tasty Death If You Wanna Ask Me.
@hannahisdummyz 4 жыл бұрын
My uncle was part of the radio station staff for the Wee for Wii one. You can see him on the very left of the picture. He was known as Uncle Fester on the show and was the "comedian" of the group. He once tattooed Christmas lights on his bald head for the show, he was so dedicated to his job. After the woman died, he felt awful. He was also fired. It's horrible how something like that can happen and impact several lives.
@stephanniemorin Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry for that...hope he's doing okay!
@natashalopes8994 9 жыл бұрын
"Death by Chocolate" ... *looks down at the chocolate i'm eating*
@VixieYote 9 жыл бұрын
the delicious uprising is coming.
@peoplemcnuggetz 9 жыл бұрын
Dude Krogers sells an icecream called Death by chocolate.
@danielje9884 9 жыл бұрын
***** i know. people dry the ingredients of and the bugs are attracted to it. then the insects are formed into the chocolate :/
@velneu351 9 жыл бұрын
Natasha Lopes lol
@carolinepena5633 9 жыл бұрын
Singer Wooz Lol I love how you said that in the passive tense :D
@TheSnake94115 9 жыл бұрын
My favorite bizarre death = Aeschylus. Killed outside the city of Gela Sicily by a tortoise dropped by an eagle which had mistook his head for a rock.
@gunfumaster1024 9 жыл бұрын
That's just embarrassing to die that way. It's like dying by slipping on ice. I'd be so embarrassed if I died that way.
@gunfumaster1024 9 жыл бұрын
***** Well true, assuming for some reason I'd go to heaven which isn't happening since I'm not religious.
@numberrocker 9 жыл бұрын
That was on 1,000 Ways To Die. As was #3 of this video
@kaegb3 4 жыл бұрын
"Turn me over, I'm done on this side." Well, at least we know he had a sense of humor...
@ChinaChinaChinaChinaChinaChin4 7 жыл бұрын
what about the guy die laughing by his own joke?
@edily8872 7 жыл бұрын
O shit that sounds like me
@giladpeled6249 7 жыл бұрын
Mosh Daisuke what joke is funny
@claireanderson2528 7 жыл бұрын
gilad kmpnow it's been concealed to prevent it from happening again
@plutonium8419 5 жыл бұрын
What about the person that can't spell
@aubriethegreat8175 5 жыл бұрын
lilline it sounds like me too lol. I laugh so easily and once I get started lots of the time I end up laugh crying! Death by laughter, laughter is such a happy thing, so how ironic! 😂
@SirFooplesTheThird 9 жыл бұрын
Lets remind ourselfs of someone awesome who died recently RIP Monty Oum. You were fucking awesome
@noentryturtle711 9 жыл бұрын
Who's that
@SirFooplesTheThird 9 жыл бұрын
justin wigginton He worked on red vs blue and RWBY. 2 internet series, red vs blue being the longest running internet series
@EcsMurphy 9 жыл бұрын
He died?!?!?!!??!!??? Fuck
@alexal4666 9 жыл бұрын
You had to remind me... I loved RWBY. So sad that he died :(
@EcsMurphy 9 жыл бұрын
Alexa Lopez When did he die! I thought he would recover!
@kingdenton6451 9 жыл бұрын
the oompa loompa joke, "I'm going to hell" omfg I love your humor Matt xD
@CaylenHeeler 8 жыл бұрын
+Molly Whitcopf "Oompa Loompa doopadi-dee, that's one tasty death if you wanna ask me...I'm going to hell." xD
@Moire9 6 жыл бұрын
You know, Gary Hoy's claim actually held true. The glass did not break, but the entire window popped out of the frame instead. I can assume, however, that it broke on impact with the ground below. Also, the firm actually relied on Hoy quite heavily, he was one of their best members, and the firm actually had to close because of his death, because they just couldn't get as much done without him.
@JonnesTT 8 жыл бұрын
Death by chocolate sounds like the best cake you ever heard from :3
@slushy1967 8 жыл бұрын
lol :D
@KosTis 8 жыл бұрын
It's also a good song, sung by Sia.
@hypnhoeslowbro2254 7 жыл бұрын
Do you think they used the chocolate after?😂😂
@insidecomputing9850 7 жыл бұрын
JonnesTT there is a real cake I have made called "death by chocolate cake". I'm not sure if it was in my Mary Berry book.
@DarthMalevolence66 7 жыл бұрын
it's actually a treat sold at the bakery I work at. Gluten free!
@AlltimeConspiracies 9 жыл бұрын
Yes Matt and Rob. Great topic, great collab! Thumbs up from us.
@jonathandahlberg437 9 жыл бұрын
Really like your videos. Keep it up!
@Aristocratic13 9 жыл бұрын
I think the cow jumping over the moon is a conspiracy....how else did it end up on the roof?
@ZacharyRyan 9 жыл бұрын
"I'm sorry, I'm going to hell." I laughed so hard at that part!! Hahahahaha
@nicolecastillo7426 7 жыл бұрын
matthew you cant say someone else has a sick sense of humor.! you make videos bout terrible events and make them pleasant to hear with a lil joke after each fact! lol you so twisted but i love it lol
@maddi8948 8 жыл бұрын
1:58 Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop, he's a silly nincompoop.
@Bob4Lakers3 9 жыл бұрын
Killed by a falling cow O_O
@themangafreak7977 9 жыл бұрын
It's raining cows?
@parasitecat3892 9 жыл бұрын
at least the woman got a shitload of burgers.
@themangafreak7977 9 жыл бұрын
Yea. Burgers isn't the thing. Maybe she got a friend fo life!
@herobrineisreal13 9 жыл бұрын
When cows fly.
@MabariDog 9 жыл бұрын
That's some really scary luck. I mean what are the odds
@xandert5236 9 жыл бұрын
Top 10 worst watchmojo lists?
@M1sAnthr0p1a 9 жыл бұрын
Why 10? There are too many!
@kieakewii 9 жыл бұрын
Yeees!
@jenkins8344 9 жыл бұрын
Best sandwiches
@kaouiii 9 жыл бұрын
TOP 50000000
@TheChuassassin 9 жыл бұрын
Troll.
@kayley196 7 жыл бұрын
...I didn't realize that all the titles were puns
@bumblebeeswarm3124 7 жыл бұрын
Shy Kitten I get it a killer meal he got killed by eating 😆😆
@sierramike7394 7 жыл бұрын
pastel crybxby Hello fellow ARMY🙂
@martinhernandez4410 5 жыл бұрын
kayley good job
@anthonyrodriguez625 4 жыл бұрын
Its really punny if you think about it?
@tyiaxdollface46 8 жыл бұрын
The oompa loompa song lord forgive me but lmfaaooo I died 😂😂😂
@onlyaiZy 9 жыл бұрын
nice video what abount a "10 unsolved murders"?
@mrhernandezhd2583 9 жыл бұрын
This is actually a good one
@Eutropios 9 жыл бұрын
Damn, at least some KZfaqRS are not trolls. Great suggestion, I really hope Matt will read this comment and make a video on it.
@rabasi8330 9 жыл бұрын
Chris Benoit
@Jonny350z 9 жыл бұрын
Shadow B2K how is that an unsolved murder? he killed his family then himself
@randominternetsurfersurfin7595 9 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure most of the things on this list will be cause of Jack the Ripper
@jimdoodle9334 9 жыл бұрын
okay so if i just avoid water, food, windows, fire, gravity, chocolate mixers golf and scarves i should live a happy life
@amytanaka4606 9 жыл бұрын
Who the hell ever said avoiding death is the key to being happy...
@jimdoodle9334 9 жыл бұрын
NanoVoid Im siding with you LET THE COMMENT WARS COMMENCE
@amytanaka4606 9 жыл бұрын
NanoVoid I get that it's supposed to be a joke, but damn it ain't even funny.
@PainfulNinjago 9 жыл бұрын
Then you have no sense of humor. It was a pretty funny joke.
@curgaldurgans 9 жыл бұрын
You forgot cows, stay away from cows
@ilikepeaches2986 8 жыл бұрын
I died of laughter when he said "Moo" xD
@ankitgurung8175 8 жыл бұрын
you are not ALONE
@joeyragsdale1998 7 жыл бұрын
MistyRC Animations lol
@hammy811 7 жыл бұрын
MistyRC Animations sameeee
@amalasan7 7 жыл бұрын
MistyRC Animations wtf the freakin cow just gets on his bed idk why but this makes me laugh so hard
@comik9294 7 жыл бұрын
Its not even funny
@getit262 8 жыл бұрын
You have really nice teeth.
@addidazlolz3444 7 жыл бұрын
Tyrell Redding and u don't go brush your teeth your breathe stinks
@Winters_TG 7 жыл бұрын
Morbidcrab um hair?
@yoshitheone53 6 жыл бұрын
Get It CALL A TOOTHPASTE COMMERCIAL.
@dewlemons 9 жыл бұрын
I can imagine a cow coming from the roof and smashing you. Seriously the wife must have been like, "Wut"
@monsterenergydrink8562 9 жыл бұрын
Y did your comment made me laugh so hard
@cinemasinsssohpkc349 9 жыл бұрын
What of thay were having sex and the cow was you know
@Loop42 9 жыл бұрын
SMT Mikethedwarf you deserve more likes....
@abbylowday3269 9 жыл бұрын
***** it would be so funny, but being under that cow at the time I would say that and a TON of more swears than holy cow, but believe me it would be funny just to see how the cow even got up on the roof let alone falling through it!
@pinkfaerie 9 жыл бұрын
*Cow falls through roof* Wife: OH HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL NOOO-OOO *RUNS*
@VedavyasMunugoor 9 жыл бұрын
***** Do the ten weirdest/most gruesome medieval torture methods! Please? :D
@jesuschrist7675 9 жыл бұрын
Rob Dyke made a vid on that.
@headshotgaming2984 9 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ your point is?
@jesuschrist7675 9 жыл бұрын
HeadshotGaming29 The point is that i wanted to inform him that rob dyke made a video on the subject
@MatthewElectroThePanda216 9 жыл бұрын
Top 10 old tv shows
@enderzilla747orleomiranda8 9 жыл бұрын
amnesia the dark descent torture chambers..
@randomgamergirl582 7 жыл бұрын
"oopa doopa doopedy doo" ι ѕтarтed laυgнιng aғтer тнaт"
@KaxigaLexi24 6 жыл бұрын
Fun fact! The swedish king's favorite dessert is something called Semla. It's a cardamom bun, with the very top part removed and saved as a lid for later, filled with almond paste and topped with wipped cream. Put the lid on and powder some icing sugar on top. It's really tasty :D
@KaiPonVisp 9 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that I knew about all these deaths before I watched the video?
@vxngevnce2637 9 жыл бұрын
U put vfore instead of before
@KaiPonVisp 9 жыл бұрын
Marco Tovar Fixed. Thanks. :) Fat fingers + phone + not reading before posting = mistakes.
@jomammaheyisaidjoenotyou.6096 9 жыл бұрын
KaiPon Visp go to the gym.
@KaiPonVisp 9 жыл бұрын
JO MAMMA Hey I Said Joe Not You. Thanks, but I already am when I have the time and my anxiety isn't being a pain. :) But I must say I just LOVE it when people online who have no idea who I am tell me what to do with my life. Hey, while we're at it, can't you tell me what to wear, what haircolor I should have and how to do my makeup? :)
@ethanbuckton8226 9 жыл бұрын
No I did aswell
@allnicholas5404 8 жыл бұрын
Death by Chocolate...seems like a heavenly death!
@pinheadlarry2921 8 жыл бұрын
But it was also super hot
@joeabbas3424 8 жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@DrakeFire 8 жыл бұрын
Agreed 2nd
@comradedoge5848 8 жыл бұрын
+Nicholas Ricci i mean, not for me. I feel like im gonna throw up after an average chocolate bar, not allergic to anything either, which i think is a strange reaction.
@allnicholas5404 8 жыл бұрын
Comrade Doge Wow, that is weird.
@sailorhathor9705 8 жыл бұрын
That guy dying in the chocolate vat reminds me of that scene on "The Simpsons" when Homer got trapped under the vending machine and all those chocolate bars kept falling in his mouth. Didn't he wind up in a coma or something? (Homer, not the real life Oompa Loompa.)
@JuannyGavacho 7 жыл бұрын
The fact that he laughed in the intro while describing the upcoming content is a good sign
@cheshire-smile3091 9 жыл бұрын
Wee for Wii Mom: The woman entered a rather humiliating contest (& came in 2nd) just so she could get her child a Wii. It just goes to show Parents will go to great lengths for thier children; its really sad that sometimes they'll go as far as death. Im pretty sure the child (or children) would much rather have thier mom than 16.5 million dollars (which God only knows how much they'll get from it).
@jonathandahlberg437 9 жыл бұрын
They probably bought themselves a Wii.
@cheshire-smile3091 9 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Dahlberg well i sure hope he, she, or they (Ill call them 'X') got a Wii along with a couple games & accessories... regardless what all 'X' got, its still not worth loosing your mom. Plus, 'X' has to live with the fact that thier mom died trying to get them something nice. Then on top of that people making fun of her death (videos for example). No console- or money- is worth all that.
@jonathandahlberg437 9 жыл бұрын
Casey Pride Well, I didn't really mean to be offensive or anything like that.
@neondaydreams3526 9 жыл бұрын
Yah that one made me sad.
@cheshire-smile3091 9 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Dahlberg no darln', I didnt take it that way. Im sorry if my reply sounded like I did.
@charlie7329 9 жыл бұрын
"give us all your money or we will cook you alive" how Religious of them.
@ryuukaze3883 9 жыл бұрын
The Church has done its fair share of terrible things, but this was not one of them. Pope Sixtus II was actually beheaded 3 or 4 days before Saint Lawrence died, during the persecution against christians done by Roman Emperor Valerian. Saint Lawrence was also a victim of this persecution. The prefect of Rome demanded him to hand over the treasures of the Church (and not just his own) to the Roman Empire, and Saint Lawrence asked for 3 days to gather them. He then gave as much of the Church's property to the poor as he could, and by the 3rd day presented blind, poor and crippled people as "the treasures of the Church" to the prefect.
@recentryan321 9 жыл бұрын
Found the atheist.
@TomShufflebottom 9 жыл бұрын
wtf you hippies saying
@charlie7329 9 жыл бұрын
Tom Shufflebottom Fitness I'm not a hippie mate.
@ObiJuanKenobi3 9 жыл бұрын
What the fuck does that have to do with religion
@poppymanning2277 7 жыл бұрын
Omg imagine what the people who where watching the window persons reaction...
@Callmecheech 8 жыл бұрын
Saw all these on 1000 ways to die
@tinygameplay1997 8 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@cupcataj 8 жыл бұрын
That's what I was thinking!
@addistedla9571 5 жыл бұрын
Me too
@Thechaosmaster1997 5 жыл бұрын
Every day we live we face 1000 ways to die: Stupid Addition. SEE YOU ALL IN HELL!!!
@ludonymous526 3 жыл бұрын
Me too.
@RolandLadd 9 жыл бұрын
How many watched this because of the weeping angel on the thumbnail?
@merandafernandez1108 9 жыл бұрын
I did.
@tracecarney8905 9 жыл бұрын
Yep
@sheilacushing40 9 жыл бұрын
*raises hand slowly*
@redminecraft1858 9 жыл бұрын
I did. Doctor who.
@muzikfreeq2950 9 жыл бұрын
Roland Ladd Guilty as charged.
@Cyberzombigaming 9 жыл бұрын
99% Wont read this but Hope your having a good day and remember someone love you. :)
@franciscoaguirre7343 9 жыл бұрын
I love you too
@aliceglab7882 9 жыл бұрын
I read it tank you
@ernestochang1744 9 жыл бұрын
we're all brothers and sisters, we all have to love each other, im not religious in anyway but i believe if you are living with your fellow species, technically you're all brothers and sisters, therefore we are all family, different species is like saying different clans or clubs or members but we should just treat each other with respect and love. Sadly only 10% of the population knows this... at least in this comment section :/
@Wendy-hk1cc 9 жыл бұрын
thank you, it's nice to see after a long day.
@ernestochang1744 9 жыл бұрын
D:
@abah2077 8 жыл бұрын
fuck is this? Rob just referred me to you. talk about paradox problems.
@lalagirl211 8 жыл бұрын
yeea
@tphallana27 8 жыл бұрын
Right!! 😂
@SoapyKoopa 8 жыл бұрын
They're friends so they help eachother out I suppose?
@Trung4496 8 жыл бұрын
It is an infinite loop.
@bobbipadron3118 5 жыл бұрын
If u're the same in ur normal life as u r in theses videos i bet ur friends r always wanting to hang out. I almost lost my wee when u said moo!!! Glad i found ur videos & am still trying to go back & make sure i see all the old ones. Keep up the great work!!
@riripanini 9 жыл бұрын
I loved that impression from Charlie and the chocolate factory. *Tis gold*
@suckmyashley4202 9 жыл бұрын
Anime people 😀
@prettypinkgamer9245 9 жыл бұрын
Kyoko Sakura anime ppl....lame losers *sighs* get a life
@riripanini 9 жыл бұрын
Gamer ppl.. lame loser get a life
@prettypinkgamer9245 9 жыл бұрын
I have a life...when yours gonna start? BEM
@Sky_Killa-lx3md 9 жыл бұрын
Pretty Pink Gamer says the 8 year old who already has what, an Iphone 6 you spoiled brat?
@SEAN555sean 9 жыл бұрын
OMG WAS THE BUGATTI OK????
@StevioGaming1 9 жыл бұрын
I'm afraid its now a metal box I'm sorry
@lolilord9377 9 жыл бұрын
Koenigsegg is better. *grabs popcorn*
@243hockey 9 жыл бұрын
Gogeta **Slaps popcorn out of hand** Nothing happened, your a failure
@lolilord9377 9 жыл бұрын
**calls teacher** YOU'RE a failure. Check your grammar.
@kevinthaw123 9 жыл бұрын
Gogeta Why are you calling your own teacher a failure?
@BatOneTwo 5 жыл бұрын
New or Old, "ALL" of your video's make me feel better after watching them! I love what you do, how you do it, and if I wasn't such a old woman... oh my! lol Just trying to make you laugh or smile, kinda like you do for all of us! Thanks a ton for all your hard work Matt!!! Blessings! Fran
@whoisareeb 8 жыл бұрын
'You should never trust Windows. One way or the other they will crash.' Lol you must be a hardcore Mac OS lover.
@theblaqknight 9 жыл бұрын
DRINKING GAME! 1 shot for every time Mathew says "shortly after" in this video XD
@sakuraogami6885 9 жыл бұрын
Help.....Me......Please......ACKKKKKYY
@Lupiterz 9 жыл бұрын
Hey Silver Quill! I found another one!
@maryrichen7393 8 жыл бұрын
+Lightningwing AJ please do not make it one. Silver Quill happens to be my favorite.
@Lupiterz 8 жыл бұрын
Mary Richen He would only die... again
@Stryfe564 8 жыл бұрын
+The Blaq Knight 1 shot everytime he makes an inappropriate joke.
@okailawrence2145 8 жыл бұрын
How about death by stumping your toe on the edge of a coffee table
@swingingcreeper456 8 жыл бұрын
That's the struggle...
@bluepaperplates6775 8 жыл бұрын
+OkaiLawrence XD OMMMGGGGG SOOO TRRUE
@lynn-marieflechner5406 8 жыл бұрын
+OkaiLawrence Jack Daniels
@deft_spex_jr9628 6 жыл бұрын
OkaiLawrence I did that once but it was on a metal rod.
@avadae9126 6 жыл бұрын
OkaiLawrence *stubbing
@tonyloveday7730 3 жыл бұрын
You cracked me up with this video...I loved it!
@kasperaaron6890 8 жыл бұрын
Don't worry Matt, if you're going to hell I'm probably gonna be there too.
@jimduma6355 4 жыл бұрын
Welcome to hell
@fifthhorseman9683 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah me too
@dj-yf9jg 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@vincentmusolino5895 9 жыл бұрын
I guess number 2 isn't in love with the coco... 😂
@nicolerulez100 9 жыл бұрын
you go, glen coco 😂😂
@nohballs 9 жыл бұрын
Fuck. You.
@TimWngn 9 жыл бұрын
We actually have a tradition in Sweden where we eat the same dessert that killed that king. We call it "The fat tuesday" (The dessert is called "Semla")
@Warandache 9 жыл бұрын
Tim Karlsson That's actually really interesting!
@MackleNGAnimations 9 жыл бұрын
Id be more interested, but I stopped reading as your profile picture wouldn't stop staring at me
@vickyharrison84 9 жыл бұрын
Semla is delicious! ^_^
@dannidevylder1215 9 жыл бұрын
Gött med semla! : -D
@stephanniemorin 2 жыл бұрын
What's it made out of?? Sounds yummy!
@genericusername147 7 жыл бұрын
I CALLED THAT OOMPA LOOMPA JOKE
@lydre0901 6 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy I listened to Rob, you're great!!! Love your humor!
@jarodkinney9946 8 жыл бұрын
The cow must of jumped over the moon and fell back down.
@clashofclansplayaandhacker8637 8 жыл бұрын
Lol
@winstonli5565 8 жыл бұрын
*must've
@christinahunt6257 8 жыл бұрын
LOLOLOL I AM SO PRANKSTER GANGSTER
@christinahunt6257 8 жыл бұрын
LOLOLOL I AM SO PRANKSTER GANGSTER
@kitkat2061 8 жыл бұрын
+Christina Hunt pink sheep
@hannahmarie6501 8 жыл бұрын
WHY DID YOU PUT A WEEPING ANGEL IN YOUR THUMB NAIL? SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME. 😲😱😵 Sincerely, A frightened Whovian.
@kaleykuritz6076 8 жыл бұрын
I wasent frightened I wanted it to .be true that people were sent back in time by a weeping angle
@thepathfinder1308 8 жыл бұрын
I love the 10th doctor and 11th
@fadedinternet6181 8 жыл бұрын
+Hannah Casey HA I thought some whovians would realize that! I saw that too... I was like.... How is that possible?! Im worried now....
@KnightRider539 8 жыл бұрын
+honestlyvlogs I think every whovian noticed I'm a big whovian as you can see for my profile pic
@fadedinternet6181 8 жыл бұрын
Yup I can see that
@josecolmenares4834 3 жыл бұрын
YES!!! YES!! I am pleased with your joke on the workplace safety , this is exactly why I subscribed to your channel. Thank you.
@Mega-Brick 9 жыл бұрын
The start of the video, "....or even just plain old age", made me think about something. You can't exactly _die_ of old age; there isn't a set point where humans die. The human lifespan can be changed by condition. People who died far in the past, at ages of 40 or so? They died of 'old age'. Or what counted as it in their time.
@Mega-Brick 9 жыл бұрын
Basically, worse conditions = quicker decay of the body. So, at age 40, FAR in the past, people looked like 80 year olds do now.
@mattyKallday 9 жыл бұрын
Rhas 'Churol I've never thought of that before, very interesting.
@Mega-Brick 9 жыл бұрын
***** And that's what I was saying. It's just that the body's point of bad physical condition differs depending on the environment, diet, etc. So in theory the human lifespan _can_ be expanded.
@Mega-Brick 9 жыл бұрын
***** I'm sure we will find a way to get around that. Memory storage of some sort? Perhaps we'll figure out how the brain COMPLETELY works, and will be able to augment it. The human lifespan can be prolonged through medicine. It can also be improved by better living conditions. Better medical practices. Less hostile environments.
@MiraWrenFenn 9 жыл бұрын
Matt K same
@RJL738 9 жыл бұрын
I love how you are not afraid to make puns about these deaths. You have to inject some appropriate humor into these. I know it is a serious subject like death but it is human to release tension when faced with something so serious. I love subjects like these. It's wonderful to know that you know Rob Dyke as he and you balance eachother out well when it comes to bizarreness. Those annotated bottoms seem arranged in almost a LCARS computer format. Thank you for making this.
@angelosartor4170 3 жыл бұрын
Great video! Especially enjoyed # 9.
@tmckin 4 жыл бұрын
Matt your channel is awesome!! You are extremely talented! & your friends with Rob Gavagan so you are even more amazing!!!
@karlmotherfuingmarx5804 9 жыл бұрын
I hate when people tell you to like their comments. I also hate irony. Like if you agree.
@theweirdguywiththeweirdnam3988 9 жыл бұрын
Totally agreed man, I know how you feel. Like if you're reading this in 2015.
@intjhazel8318 9 жыл бұрын
Like if this is comment is unoriginal.
@localsprite9501 9 жыл бұрын
Nice :P
@Exigenic 9 жыл бұрын
Best comment I've seen for a long time. I won't tell you to like my comment but like my comment please!
@agdude6 9 жыл бұрын
Nice copying comments like everyone else.
@mirrormusic8781 8 жыл бұрын
I thought he said "Disease, Hunger, Burger and plain old age" XD
@aubriethegreat8175 5 жыл бұрын
I see Bill in a top hat and bow, and another Gravity Falls fan! And lol. "Burger" 😂
@marat5617 6 жыл бұрын
I'm soooooo bummed that I haven't seen your vids til now! But hey...better now than never. I clicked the link in Rob's vid to get here :)
@SonicfanTheNightfury5099 8 жыл бұрын
Number 10: My god I can't even eat that much, and he ate 14 servings of his favorite dessert? What kind of dessert was it? O_o
@aqua8707 8 жыл бұрын
1 cashew *fruit included*
@purplepenguinofawesomeness5685 8 жыл бұрын
Crumbs of chocolate cake...
@SonicfanTheNightfury5099 8 жыл бұрын
Some type of layered desserts, because those are really good.
@TheSpasticAvenger 6 жыл бұрын
Looks Delish Semla - Traditional Swedish pastry made of sweet wheat cardamom bun, filled with almond paste and whipped cream - topped with some powdered sugar
@truesoulghost2777 5 жыл бұрын
Oh hey. What did you think of the sonic trailer? Terrible right?
@theragequitters3060 9 жыл бұрын
When he said Adolf I was like DAT AIN'T HITLER!!! Then he said Fredrick, then I was like... Oh :l
@greysonvaughan3731 9 жыл бұрын
Don't breed
@monstertruck611 9 жыл бұрын
greyson vaughan nice pro picture noob
@Epic123Doom 9 жыл бұрын
That reminds me of the time in Year 7 I mistook Rudolf for Adolf XD
@TheThedisliker 9 жыл бұрын
EpicDoom#Road2Silver1 your comment really made my day
@g3t-tr1ggerd25 9 жыл бұрын
Right because everone whos named Adolf is Hitler
@CaptainPanez 9 жыл бұрын
wow awesome video mate!
@laxus.4770 9 жыл бұрын
panez ama thes chekare to channel mou de sew zorizw ama thes :0
@PaulJan1234 9 жыл бұрын
GeoGR ツ/Road To 100 Subs srs r u troll?
@zeddmercy9257 9 жыл бұрын
Wow nice comment you totally have god eyes to watch the video that fast
@JALALiphoneHelp 9 жыл бұрын
CaptainPanez Just Subscribed U :)
@Stavrosskou 9 жыл бұрын
Unsubscribe him :3
@lizllanes5238 7 жыл бұрын
i like ur videos man and ur manner of delivering ur oratorical narration...great...amazing...ill subscribe now ASAP...
@ParodiaMagnifica 6 жыл бұрын
Matthew Santoro is the best! I enjoy these videos so much
@edwordwhy9491 9 жыл бұрын
I have been watching your videos for a week or so now since I discovered your channel (yes, I subscribed). I just wanted to say thank you for the work you have done, you are an awesome researcher, and I hope that you keep on making these videos. The more you know the more interesting life becomes. Cheers!
@shiakiyamamoto8896 9 жыл бұрын
Mat-san is just awesome
@rorymcgrath4282 9 жыл бұрын
Why isint he posting every Saturday,it's bin like two-three weeks!?!?!!
@RednieYT 9 жыл бұрын
idk man, busy
@SpecialFishSimon 9 жыл бұрын
he is going to start again, over the past few weeks he was travelling and unable to make new ones, as he says on his second channel
@MJISA5 5 жыл бұрын
Less caffeine maybe? LOL, ❤️ your videos and energy. Keep up the great work!
@emiliekirk1430 Жыл бұрын
Going back and watching your old videos. Now I've got to know, did that king in #10 have the salmon mousse too? lol Couldn't resist.
@stoppepewentz2k16-7 8 жыл бұрын
Seen a weeping angel in the thumbnail and I was like"My presence is wanted here."
@TrOll-qg6lu 8 жыл бұрын
k
@shmeemoi 8 жыл бұрын
I saw the Ringwraith in the Thumbnail and thought the same.
@kevinkchao8 8 жыл бұрын
+stop pepe wentz 2k16 卌 |-/ except it isn't
@RNCheesus157 8 жыл бұрын
Did anyone get that joke from the lawyer?"you should never trust Windows, one way or another, it's gonna crashed"
@thanosgaming0077 5 жыл бұрын
Hehdhchrydhd Duunhdjrjdjdj learn some manners dumbshit
@pinkblinkrose4528 7 жыл бұрын
this is my favourite channel no joke
@chrisnorman9980 4 жыл бұрын
It’s kind of sad when one’s death literally is a joke. Reminds me of the old Mary Tyler Show when the TV station’s Chuckles the Clown was dressed as a giant peanut for a parade and an elephant shelled him to death.
@rowenmayo4209 9 жыл бұрын
I was in 2nd grade and I went to a new school in the middle of the school year. So it was my first week there and stupid little 2nd grade me decided to SHARPEN MY PINKIE to get attention! And when I did my nail was disgusting so I went to the nurse and she did nothing (best nurse EVER) (sarcasm.) So I went home and my mom was like WHAT THE HECK DID YOU SHARPEN YOUR PINKIE FOR! And I said "I wanted attention" (lol) but she got the nail clippers and cut it. So long story short the moral of the story is DON'T PUT YOUR FINGER IN A SHARPENER. ( I'm in 7th grade now btw)
@rowenmayo4209 9 жыл бұрын
8th grade now*
@admgaming5406 9 жыл бұрын
LOL
@SeahorseTrash 9 жыл бұрын
I did that once too it didn't hurt at first but then I realized and it was bleeding like crazy
@sonicboy451 9 жыл бұрын
Rowen Mayo A kid in my brother class when he was in elementary school did that. lol
@cormacokane9466 9 жыл бұрын
I did that too my fum in P7 I had never felt stupider
@hunterlisle1171 9 жыл бұрын
could someone tell me why there is a Weeping Angel as the picture for this video?
@parasitecat3892 9 жыл бұрын
it is not a WEEPING angel,it is an angel statue,that are commonly used on cemeteries.
@hunterlisle1171 9 жыл бұрын
Parasite Cat No, it's clearly a Weeping Angel. I've seen Doctor Who.
@parasitecat3892 9 жыл бұрын
Hunter lisle i too have seen it,but maybe Matthew used its image to represent death and sorrow,plsu cemeteries.
@hunterlisle1171 9 жыл бұрын
Parasite Cat Or to warn us that they are coming. just remember. don't blink.
@marenbekkers2272 9 жыл бұрын
It's the only reason I watched this video, curious to see if anyone actually died because of a weeping angel :p
@leapatterson2014 3 жыл бұрын
I adore your sense of humor! Please more!!!
@zoeanca2354 7 жыл бұрын
Lol I only clicked because of the weeping angel in the thumbnail😂
@jessicaknight7893 7 жыл бұрын
same.
@landonmitchell1237 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@bloodfk 9 жыл бұрын
i guess the second one was... IN LOVE WITH THE COCO
@randominternetsurfersurfin7595 9 жыл бұрын
Still a better love story than twilight
@MsFinnbo 9 жыл бұрын
Did the cow die?
@KevinAnimalCrossing 9 жыл бұрын
Is the cow what you're worried about?
@MsFinnbo 9 жыл бұрын
Kevin AnimalCrossing Yes, it is, when have I been known to show interest in humans?
@KevinAnimalCrossing 9 жыл бұрын
Cthulhu Well, they are your own kind... the cow was fine btw.
@MsFinnbo 9 жыл бұрын
Kevin AnimalCrossing How are humans giant killer octopus creatures.
@KevinAnimalCrossing 9 жыл бұрын
Cthulhu What, how did you guys learn how to use the internet?
@normatible9795 Жыл бұрын
Arrived here after some deathly stories and you are ok I subscribed
@seanmiller6549 5 жыл бұрын
Ms.Santora you are the reason why I'm hooked on KZfaq you are a man of facts and knowledge
@ManhattanMadneSSSMusic 9 жыл бұрын
Why is there a weeping angel on the thumbnail?
@KennedyBoston 9 жыл бұрын
IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED!!! DONT. BLINK.
@EnderBattle 9 жыл бұрын
Not related to dr who
@russellcasapao5774 9 жыл бұрын
I know right?
@ZeldAry1999 9 жыл бұрын
Dont Blink! Dont even blink! Blink and you are dead! They are fast! Faster than you can believe! Im happy im one the only one who saw it ;)
@matcha_ 9 жыл бұрын
I was expecting a #11 with weeping angels as well. Matthew made me get my hopes up for no reason :(
@LiteraryStoner 8 жыл бұрын
I'm going to hell for laughing at some of this
@crapsound 8 жыл бұрын
+Wickedjr89 I laughed at the third one...just...just the third one...okay, the fifth one as well.
@tazbandz6688 8 жыл бұрын
Me too.. I laughed at the new Bugatti part
@patriciawaring 8 жыл бұрын
Hi from Oklahoma! Great fan of Robs's! Thanks for the video.
@tabi122 3 жыл бұрын
Some of these are in Curious and unusual deaths, great show!
@maddogmccree2800 9 жыл бұрын
When I pee, it sounds like a car is accelerating. That's quite awesome.
@ernestochang1744 9 жыл бұрын
you must be high as fuck
@maddogmccree2800 9 жыл бұрын
No. I'm a bit smaller than fuck.
@cinemasinsssohpkc349 9 жыл бұрын
What about yout other liquid if you know what im saying
@CrystaRoze 8 жыл бұрын
the weeping angel brought me here
@truesoulghost2777 5 жыл бұрын
Nice pic.
@ashleymo793 8 жыл бұрын
omfg the weeping Angel...
@ashleymo793 8 жыл бұрын
+Oxygen Oxide yes 😃
@randomaspiringphotographer509 8 жыл бұрын
DOOOO WEEE WOOO
@ikilledsenpai1852 8 жыл бұрын
Oh sh*t! How'd you find me? Give me your address so I can keep my people safe!
@michaelkenzig528 8 жыл бұрын
dont blink
@amazinggraceisnotonfire5548 8 жыл бұрын
+Michael Kenzig The Angels have the TARDIS
@asmo1709 7 жыл бұрын
"The Roast Of The Century" roast so hot, he died get roasted
@teok5665 9 жыл бұрын
Canada is better than America. *Grabs Popcorn*
@teok5665 9 жыл бұрын
dark_kitty_anamations lol :D
@bennygaray46 9 жыл бұрын
Spits in popcorn*
@teok5665 9 жыл бұрын
Bernado Garay *Grabs another popcorn* *puts on sunglasses* BITCH watchu gonna do now? XD
@dohcneon1 9 жыл бұрын
Toa Infernus this is the point when you say "sorry aeh" . . . .
@edendf5037 9 жыл бұрын
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