Can't wait for Doorman... the movie! Doorman: And The Case Of The Burrowing Termites

"grown man talking to a pet bee" THE INSPIRATION FOR THE BEE MOVIE *GASPS*

Excuse me while I go become The Almighty Dollar's arch nemisis, Mr Inflation. He'll have to throw millions to stop me! MILLIONS I SAY!!!!!!

Someone help im being robbed! I'll save you tree powers activate. *turns into a tree*

The Dogwelder: Exists Me (softly but with feeling): What the fuck?

So A guy who can eat anything, comes from a planet named Bismol, as in, Pepto Bismol. I assume the writers were trying to be ironic.

Me: help me!! Doorman: I'll save you (Doorman gets on useless skies) Me to villain: just kill me already.

wait he kills dogs I thought he was supposed to be the hero!!!

Oh boy the new big blockbuster! Arms Fall Of Boy vs Legs Stay On Man!

I think the best part about some of these "heroes" is their names. writer 1: "we should make a hero who can eat anything!" writer 2: "dude it's 4am go to bed." writer 1: "I can't sleep, this concept is too gripping! What do you think we should call him?" writer 2: "I honestly couldn't care less." writer 1: "I got it, how about Matter Eater Lad!" writer 2: "whatever you say dude."

I actually found a Deadpool/ Spider-Man crossover comic from 1997 where Deadpool gets sent back in time accidentally by doorman.

Dog welder. DOG welder?!? What the hell were these guys smoking that made "Dog Welder" seem like a good idea?!?

I know a great super hero called the great bald man his super power to blind his enemies with his baldness

What about villains, Matt? Like, seriously, who here has heard about Condiment Man? Yeah, that was a villian. A Batman villain....

Do top 10 worst super villains

*sees poop man in the thumbnail* *looks around the room* *laughs like a maniac*

Now we need top 10 worst villains.

There were a lot of really bad superheroes and villains. 1 There was the sleez who tried to get superman to star in a porno. 2 There was the hemo-goblin who was a vampire who sucked AIDS infected blood to infect other people. 3 There was eye scream who could turn into any type of ice cream 4 And there was... Danny the street... a living sentient street... can't make this stuff up

You forgot Razorback, the guy with a wild boar themed costume who definitely has some pig related powers and-- oh wait...his only power is he can drive vehicles...so there's that

A hero...who welds dogs to people...now I've seen everything

"you can't make this stuff up"-matt Santoro on books 😂

Matt: WHOS MICHAEL? Me: Hey Vsauce Michael here

"Who thinks of these?" My exact thoughts about the latest Captain America where the same man who has punched out Hitler over 100 times becomes a Nazi, but obviously I think Marvel's damage control people shut that down

Fun fact:doorman could kill dorammu you know doctor strange's most powerful enemy yeah he can kill him I'm not kidding

not gonna lie, red bee actually sounds pretty awesome

I want to make a new super hero named "Dang It Dan" His first power is the turning invisible but whenever he does this he also has to see himself in third person so he can't see himself and he also can shoot bullets out of his hand except you even he doesn't know which side of his hands they will come out of so it is a 50/50 chance he will shoot himself

"You cannot make this stuff up." He said while commentating on a made-up character.

I now hope to see Gin Genie, Almighty Dollar, Ulysses Archer, Doorman, Hindsight Lad, in the MCU for Phase 4 in the TBD film lineup!

So Dogwelder's superpower is animal abuse… what a "hero"

*MATHEW YOU FORGOT EYE SCREAM THE SUPER HERO THAT CAN TURN INTO ICE CREAM*

Dog Welder vs PETA

I died when he said "that's a grown man talking to a pet bee" my sides xD

If I had the chance to pick a super power, then it would be for bald people like me to grow hair. I would call myself "HAIR MAN" NO ONE WOULD EVER BE BALD AGAIN. I GOT YOU MATT!

So Who Is Doorman's Sidekick CarpetBoy ? ! Hee Hee 😆

You will all kneel before Doorman's archenemy: WINDOWDUDE !! Or his other enemy, Lockpicker !

You should research about Colour Boy, or Chlorophyll Kid.

i think red bee wpuld have been good if they gave him a better story...and costume cause he is basically the less sucessful version of ant man

Dog wielder is the worst. .how can you wield a dog into anything at all?

I feel like, in the right hands, these superheroes might have had some potential. The Red Bee, Doorman and some others could have had more character development and more competent writers and publishers to back them up and actually make them great

I thought poop man was in the list

10 bad superheroes we've never heard of*

"Wideload Annie" LOL *Wideload*

I guarantee the detachable arms thing would be a good psychological terror tactic. I mean just imagine the guy ripping off his own arm, complete with blood. As you two get ready to fight.

Matter-eater-lad only has a bad name, not the whole person.

Has anyone ever heard about Murphy's Law? Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Has anyone ever heard about Coles Law? Well, that's just shredded cabbage.

There needs to be a super hero that saves people from gummy snacks that have most of the package with one flavor and maybe one or two of another. It should be illegal to do that. Why do I never get the blue. Every time it's a purple one that taste like grape cough syrup. SUPER GUMMY MAN WHERE ARE YOU?!?!

4:40 "You cannot make this up." Except someone did ... make it up.

Dude I been a fan for three solid years keep them coming bud

#11: captain baldo! His powers are activated when he makes the knowledge whale sound, which summons an army of flying whales. The leader of which is named noland, Noland then licks Baldo's face and he transforms from a bald chrome dome Mr. clean look alike to a man with long locks and a beard that puts karl marx to shame. His powers include: Using his beard as appendages and fighting enemies with them. Increasing his hair growth by 500% to act as a thickened shield. And make the lady villains surrender just at the site of his glorious hair! He's #11 because unlike the other 10 he's actually useful and can save more people because of his amazing powers.

BALD MAN!! Away.......

honestly, if the red bee had africanized bees, with poison stingers mind you, he would have been the most awesome supe there was!!! just sayin'...

I know the secret identity of super gin drinking woman, my ex wife.

OH. MY. GOSH. Welder man wins! Dear gosh how can you have a superhero that kills dogs?! BLEH!

I love Deadpool Thank you for putting him at the beginning @MatthewSantoro

i love your videos, they give lots of knowledge! Amazing job!

If i fight Almighty dollar I will have more money to buy thing for evil

Doorman and Red Bee aren't too bad...

I'm actually in the process of preparing an original comic book character to submit later this year. I was having doubts about her. Is she cool enough? Is she relatable? Are her powers well defined? Is her backstory good? Is her personality okay? And then I watched this. And this has been helpful. This video is everything I shouldn't do when creating a character of ANY kind, let alone a super hero. I feel better now.

I have seen a lot of lists like this one and I am not surprised of seeing this guys again.

This was actually quite entertaining. The list of ridiculous superheroes is never ending.

Dog Welder: And The Extinction of dogs

Can't wait for the Canadian Doorman.

The one time Oregon gets a super hero and this is what we get 😂

Matthew. I must agree with you. I am stuck between the take-apart man and the dead dog dude!

0:41 matts face was on the book of bad superheros😂😂😂😂😂😂 Still love ya matt💝💞💓💖💕

You probably never see anime. Ever heard of a super devil who gets his power from uum.... boobs.

I like how you're trying to keep from laughing throughout this whole thing lol

Number ten: Arms Falls Off Boy Me: hey look it's Bara Bara Boy

I actually created my own superhero! His name is DOG BOY. He's a 20-year-old man with canine powers (super smell, super hearing, super endurance, fast running, etc.)

You should do the most best villains ever made

I wish poop man was real...

Villian: *sees strange man in welding mask and carrying a sack of dead doggos* Villain: What??? You gonna self a dog to me?! Dogwelder: Yes. Villain: Rip

What about Man man? Bit by a man and given the powers of a man

MatthewSantoro you should do A useless super villain one like Marvel,s Leapfrog and Asbestos lady who use asbestos outfit and flamethrowers to commit crimes another Worst Superheroes Ever Invented is The Phone Ranger real name A.G. Bell and Tubby Walsh, who became Girth, blessed with the power of having a near indestructible beer belly REALLY

I laughed myself to tears at the Arms Fall Off Boy bit, like who the hell thought that was a good idea? XD

I really wanted to see Poop Man as you showed in your title thumbnail...but you gotta admit, it did get me to watch the entire video. :-)

35 views, 229 likes and 152 comments....... MAKES SENSE

Seriously Matter Eater Lad is from a planet called Bismol? As in Pepto-Bismol? (facepalm)

I can’t believe you let the guy who eats everything remark get away without a planet bismol joke- that was a real gimme. But I loved the video!

matter eater lad could be decent combatant with some super armor, He has the close up DPS, just needs the secondary buffs

*IRONMAN: THE* wrinkly shirt apocalypse

so Red Bee is essentially Ant-Man...but with bees I have no problem against that :v

I laughed so hard when Matthew said I'm gonna ditch ya

Matter Eater Lad actually has a good ability. Being able to eat anything forever can kill literally anything. Infinity stone? gone. Mjolnir? eaten. he can also eat diamond. this guy needs more credit.

Got here in less than a minute WITHOUT a notification. Where's my medal at? :D

I'm surprised Santoro isn't on this list I'm just kidding i don't hate him. :D

South Park made fun of Hindsight Lad and made somebody called Captain Hindsight.

The west coast avengers was one of my favorite comics as a kid.

Why is Madame Fatal spelled differently at 1:52? Mandela effect?

*Your head reminds me of a boiled egg and now i'm hungry. WHY MATT???*

Doorman became the grim reaper

I remember me and my cousin and brother, came up with stories with our very own super heroes, such as, super mouse, electro striker, the yecto booger, mechanic meatball and a lot of characters with "man" in the name, like water man, good, funny and charming heroes and villains, but there was a list of heinous NOT charming characters who had bad powers or useless and had 1 or 2 sketches such as, scribble man, dog man, snake man, HAMSTER MAN etc, there where 12 characters on the list and called the terrible twelve.

Matt could be Captain Baldy or Blinding White Teeth Man

The best superhero is Mathew Santoro other wise known as BALD BOOYYY! In the day he informs those about the evil, good, and stupid in the world. At night he give bald people his hair so no one else will feel the pain of being bald!!!

Your bald head looks perfect for you and your beard goes well with it

This video had me laughing, I must admit I've never heard of Doorman.

Do "Murders Solved By Unique Pieces of Evidence."

is it just me... or is matt getting buff?

I'm DYING! This is too funny! My poor neighbors! XD

Who ever made poop man is a genius that would be my favorite superhero.