10 DUMBEST THINGS Ever Patented!

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Matthew Santoro

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@andrewgell9115
@andrewgell9115 7 жыл бұрын
me and my 5 year old niece watch you and she just went to me "did he shave all his hair off and stick it to his face" 😂😂 I'm so sorry Santoro
@TheBananaBoba
@TheBananaBoba 7 жыл бұрын
andrew gell lol
@nightrain3190
@nightrain3190 7 жыл бұрын
andrew gell Santoro this is what you get for being bald
@dkrusen
@dkrusen 7 жыл бұрын
hahaha thats too funny
@chelseahollis4423
@chelseahollis4423 7 жыл бұрын
Thats adorable 😂😂😂😂
@rosenrot234
@rosenrot234 7 жыл бұрын
Wow. A dumb kid said something dumb. You're so special
@pushkarajkulkarni6014
@pushkarajkulkarni6014 7 жыл бұрын
🌍 - Metric! 🇺🇸 - No 🌍 - Football! 🇺🇸 - Soccer! 🌍 - Doughnuts! 🇺🇸 - DONUTS! 🌍 - Celsius! 🇺🇸 - Fahrenheit!! 🌍 - Kilometers! 🇺🇸 - MILES 🌍 - Right hand driving! 🇺🇸 - Yes! 🇬🇧 - Wait no
@kinetic7776
@kinetic7776 7 жыл бұрын
pushkaraj kulkarni perfect hahahahha
@presidenteherm5161
@presidenteherm5161 7 жыл бұрын
pushkaraj kulkarni true
@Mar-vc6bb
@Mar-vc6bb 7 жыл бұрын
pushkaraj kulkarni XD
@gamersinacontainer
@gamersinacontainer 7 жыл бұрын
pushkaraj kulkarni so true
@dayraje
@dayraje 7 жыл бұрын
NZGAMERHD in India as well...
@somerandomguy814
@somerandomguy814 7 жыл бұрын
Top 10 creepy youtube videos that were banned
@TestTubeBaba
@TestTubeBaba 7 жыл бұрын
Svjetlana Sikirica yes
@Autumn_is_falling
@Autumn_is_falling 7 жыл бұрын
yes
@wavsnackssss
@wavsnackssss 7 жыл бұрын
Svjetlana Sikirica for some reason I thought you said "Top 10 creepy youtubes that were banned".
@ComXDude
@ComXDude 7 жыл бұрын
Svjetlana Sikirica #1: Keyboard Cat
@JWP329
@JWP329 7 жыл бұрын
#2 The Important Videos Playlist
@Alex_FRD
@Alex_FRD 7 жыл бұрын
I wish these had been on Shark Tank, would have been hilarious.
@vargus6669
@vargus6669 7 жыл бұрын
Alex FRD I would pay to see them rip this shit apart.
@skootergirl22
@skootergirl22 7 жыл бұрын
We have dragons den in the UK,same premise.
@Mar-vc6bb
@Mar-vc6bb 7 жыл бұрын
Alex FRD dragons den* (way better)
@Mar-vc6bb
@Mar-vc6bb 7 жыл бұрын
^ and first
@cuetheodorarefined4838
@cuetheodorarefined4838 7 жыл бұрын
tru
@PremiumCheeses
@PremiumCheeses 7 жыл бұрын
I patent breathing. Now every time you breathe, I get a quarter! Pay up Matt, I counted about 376 breaths in this video!
@DwayneIsKing
@DwayneIsKing 7 жыл бұрын
Icy Wh.. who counts someones breath? 🤔
@shamarmatthews4724
@shamarmatthews4724 7 жыл бұрын
Icy I'm pretty sure Cosmo from fairly odd parents beat you to it
@htv3santos755
@htv3santos755 7 жыл бұрын
XD
@ghostgirl7089
@ghostgirl7089 7 жыл бұрын
Shamar Matthews I thought of the same thing XD
@justaguy1811
@justaguy1811 7 жыл бұрын
I PATENT PEEING 500 DOLLARS PER PISS
@elviaszymanski
@elviaszymanski 7 жыл бұрын
The "fart pants" are actually very useful for people that suffer from Crohn's disease or cholitis ulcerosa
@TheTudor111
@TheTudor111 7 жыл бұрын
#7 can be very useful if you make it mandatory for all cars and connect it to a police data base, the number of unsolved hit and runs would drop drastically
@Color_Splsh
@Color_Splsh 7 жыл бұрын
Flower Crown but what if they want to do it on purpose, those machines only stop accidental collisions
@ricardovergara6474
@ricardovergara6474 7 жыл бұрын
half of these were made by drunk inventors, bet
@thelegendaryhusquin9906
@thelegendaryhusquin9906 7 жыл бұрын
Ricardo Vergara *drunk invertors from 1999-2001
@Xeacons
@Xeacons 7 жыл бұрын
I'll bet it was patent office that was drunk!
@h3llonwh33ls
@h3llonwh33ls 7 жыл бұрын
The Legendary Husquin *inventors
@uny4781
@uny4781 7 жыл бұрын
Ricardo Vergara And were patented by drunk clerks.
@mikitz
@mikitz 4 жыл бұрын
Drunken inventions are awesome. These morons must have been high as a kite instead.
@Jennifer-jt9cb
@Jennifer-jt9cb 7 жыл бұрын
would those sunglasses be the same ones morpheus wore in the matrix? my pit bull goes batshit crazy when i bring out a laser pointer. my ex let out a little tiny fart that was so bad it ran everyone in the house (about 10 people) outside in the dead of winter, with a lot of snow on the ground. and no one took the time to grab their coat. it was that bad. and a few of the people were in the basement, not the main floor of the house.
@r0sserose
@r0sserose 7 жыл бұрын
Immortality??? even if that exists, I don't want to live that long. tbh, I don't want to live at all
@editating_2614
@editating_2614 7 жыл бұрын
Maryrose Pergis why? you're made for something special, don't give up
@aliannaholcomb5124
@aliannaholcomb5124 4 жыл бұрын
I hope you are doing better now. If you need to talk to someone I will listen.
@ebonimom6964
@ebonimom6964 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@hyperplasmicsurprises6013
@hyperplasmicsurprises6013 3 жыл бұрын
Hope to hear that you are happier someday.hugs!!!
@rikupv
@rikupv 7 жыл бұрын
If you watch this video on a phone, and you put the video on a small window, matt's shirt will become illusion-y! Try it!
@roflmywaffles1313
@roflmywaffles1313 7 жыл бұрын
Matt should patent his Baldness and his white teethness.
@roflmywaffles1313
@roflmywaffles1313 7 жыл бұрын
Blzer Just let it go.
@lexharris7292
@lexharris7292 7 жыл бұрын
Rofl My Waffles its time to stop
@roflmywaffles1313
@roflmywaffles1313 7 жыл бұрын
Alexa Harris Its time to go.
@Beboskiii
@Beboskiii 7 жыл бұрын
Rofl My Waffles *t e e t h n e s s*
@roflmywaffles1313
@roflmywaffles1313 7 жыл бұрын
Arajin B A L D N E S S
@MarcosAmparo
@MarcosAmparo 7 жыл бұрын
I think I might need the kicking mechanism for myself, so I can use it for whenever I eat junk food.
@iluvmydogesrudyandlola5028
@iluvmydogesrudyandlola5028 7 жыл бұрын
Marcos Amparo lol
@liamloewen3780
@liamloewen3780 7 жыл бұрын
Fake Logic so he doesn't get type 2 diabetes*
@Mar-vc6bb
@Mar-vc6bb 7 жыл бұрын
Liam Loewen type 420*
@TheCelticTrio
@TheCelticTrio 7 жыл бұрын
Someone with a dirty mind might use that for something sexual
@sel523
@sel523 7 жыл бұрын
Tsuzuki Song kinky shit
@asherdejohn9762
@asherdejohn9762 7 жыл бұрын
who agrees that Matthew Santoro makes the best KZfaq videos ever????.... whether it's from unsolved mysteries to dumbest ideas!!!!! I know I do..🙌😊!!
@katfishxv1471
@katfishxv1471 7 жыл бұрын
Asher de John yep XD
@asherdejohn9762
@asherdejohn9762 7 жыл бұрын
LargeBanana.......ummm yeah I know there other good videos with better graphics and more explanation but what I have seen so far he the best........not everyone will have to same opinion....
@asherdejohn9762
@asherdejohn9762 7 жыл бұрын
LargeBanan....gawddddd chill is why u cussing???!!!!!!!
@asherdejohn9762
@asherdejohn9762 7 жыл бұрын
LargeBanana...😂😂....in fact yes I am incapable of typing normally...my style of typing...do u have a problem with that....???
@asherdejohn9762
@asherdejohn9762 7 жыл бұрын
LargeBanana...yup I'll do me....I thought u were going to say something mean!!.😅
@Spacecaketripballs
@Spacecaketripballs 7 жыл бұрын
The best part of your videos is pressing pause at random times to see the faces you pull
@ianfyke1140
@ianfyke1140 7 жыл бұрын
Space go to lost pause
@zapp6606
@zapp6606 7 жыл бұрын
9:40
@puritadrinkingfountain5143
@puritadrinkingfountain5143 7 жыл бұрын
Space 5:35
@Ryeven
@Ryeven 7 жыл бұрын
Space 2:33
@gabimartinez3974
@gabimartinez3974 4 жыл бұрын
4:13
@laurelcook9078
@laurelcook9078 7 жыл бұрын
A diaper thong is the most pointless thing I've ever heard. Next there will be diaper boxers so your Lincoln logs can fall down your pant leg.
@ghoulsbutlersandcakes.p1475
@ghoulsbutlersandcakes.p1475 5 жыл бұрын
My dog chases the red laser light. She loves it, and reacts more than I think any normal cat would. Does the patent also reach out to canines? 😂😂
@catlinwhiteside3001
@catlinwhiteside3001 7 жыл бұрын
😏 Hmm a guy named Armstrong creates a device to kick you. Ironic!
@jureambroz9557
@jureambroz9557 7 жыл бұрын
LOL 😂😂😂😂
@liamconard
@liamconard 7 жыл бұрын
What's brown and sticky? A stick....... I'll see myself out......
@ahumanbeingyep-3242
@ahumanbeingyep-3242 7 жыл бұрын
-IMaTCttMA - Well, at least you tried.
@Ryeven
@Ryeven 7 жыл бұрын
-IMaTCttMA - melted chocolate?
@CharuPArora
@CharuPArora 7 жыл бұрын
-IMaTCttMA - shit
@d.s.5093
@d.s.5093 7 жыл бұрын
-IMaTCttMA - mud
@blakebergey4809
@blakebergey4809 6 жыл бұрын
-IMaTCttMA - a stick
@laurelcook9078
@laurelcook9078 7 жыл бұрын
I thought this said dumbest things ever painted 🤣
@lukelane9608
@lukelane9608 7 жыл бұрын
Laurel Cook same
@christophermarquez6976
@christophermarquez6976 7 жыл бұрын
Laurel Cook patented
@garythetrashpanda5823
@garythetrashpanda5823 7 жыл бұрын
God these videos helps giving me something to do when i can't sleep
@thecraftycyborg9024
@thecraftycyborg9024 7 жыл бұрын
DarlingDeath- ikr? I can't watch a lot of things close to bedtime or I have crazy dreams, but Matt's videos are totally safe.
@jeniwatkins3297
@jeniwatkins3297 6 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@aahilalwani5019
@aahilalwani5019 7 жыл бұрын
Matt I have been subscribed to your channel since 2012. Every day you find something new and some thing amazing. Recently I noticed that you are putting more effort in your recent videos now more than ever. You never fail to blow my mind and bring a smile on my face. If you are reading this, keep up the good work man, you're awesome
@thecraftycyborg9024
@thecraftycyborg9024 7 жыл бұрын
Aahil Alwani - He has a team he hires these days to help out. It's really the only way to do daily content like this.
@LadyizeLadyize
@LadyizeLadyize 7 жыл бұрын
Just discovered your channel today, thanks to KZfaq suggesting it. I immediately went to your home page and clicked on the one that will let me biingewatch your past offerings. You are so fun to watch and it is amazing that you can do this much work daily. Thanks for keeping me from what I am supposed to be doing today.and thanks for doing all this for us. I may be your newest subscriber and your oldest fan at the same time.
@RandomLeveledLoot
@RandomLeveledLoot 7 жыл бұрын
Dumbest things ever patented? We could make a religion out of this...
@angrywombat2379
@angrywombat2379 7 жыл бұрын
No. Just don't.
@RandomLeveledLoot
@RandomLeveledLoot 7 жыл бұрын
Flower Crown Why? *TrollFace*
@beel0rd680
@beel0rd680 7 жыл бұрын
Mrovo 'Volkromea no don't
@beel0rd680
@beel0rd680 7 жыл бұрын
Mrovo 'Volkromea Hi! youre on a rock floating in space. pretty cool huh?
@collinmackin5911
@collinmackin5911 7 жыл бұрын
Mrovo 'Volkrom No one thinks that's funny.
@Impstar
@Impstar 7 жыл бұрын
I am patenting the Moon. If you look at it, you got to pay up =D
@Cody-ow2nt
@Cody-ow2nt 7 жыл бұрын
LATE SQUAD WHERE YOU AT?!
@splat-tastic
@splat-tastic 6 жыл бұрын
Here! XD
@ritvikgiridharan2845
@ritvikgiridharan2845 5 жыл бұрын
Hello it's the incredibly late squad
@abengdracozamora4237
@abengdracozamora4237 5 жыл бұрын
Me
@gamingwithcherry1156
@gamingwithcherry1156 4 жыл бұрын
Here
@ebonimom6964
@ebonimom6964 3 жыл бұрын
Here. 3 years late
@latscdy7952
@latscdy7952 7 жыл бұрын
@MatthewSantoro I love your videos! I work 2nd/3rd shift split and after work, even on a bad day, your videos put a smile on my face and cheer me up! Thank you!
@chaotixcarrot6994
@chaotixcarrot6994 7 жыл бұрын
Hey Mat, i really love your videos, and i think it's awesome you're bringing skits back into your regular video uploads. But after seeing you laugh in this video after talking about the tri-cycle lawnmower i was wondering what other things happen between transitions. would you ever consider ever showing outtakes or bloopers for when things like that happen in other videos?
@diggsfather
@diggsfather 7 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the comment section
@yourmomsasshole7301
@yourmomsasshole7301 5 жыл бұрын
WhYs goucdvr
@sets445
@sets445 7 жыл бұрын
#1 Rob Dyke's channel roasted
@iceluvndiva21
@iceluvndiva21 4 жыл бұрын
XDDDD
@jamespaden6266
@jamespaden6266 7 жыл бұрын
Whoever comes up with the ideas and does the research for these clips is a genius! I hope they get time out of the rubber room every now and then. I can understand not letting them out of the wrap around jacket, but I hope they get to see the sun once in a while. Twisted people deserve love, too.
@EssBJay
@EssBJay 7 жыл бұрын
The thong diaper was an SNL joke a few years back; never thought anyone would actually be stupid enough to make it for real.
@xangel7924
@xangel7924 7 жыл бұрын
*Fidget spinners* Need I say more?
@Nothingbutcannonfodder
@Nothingbutcannonfodder 7 жыл бұрын
Teomania damn straight
@Nothingbutcannonfodder
@Nothingbutcannonfodder 7 жыл бұрын
Teomania damn straight
@whoisareeb
@whoisareeb 7 жыл бұрын
Teomania I know right
@draygoes
@draygoes 7 жыл бұрын
Nope.
@Satou_Rin
@Satou_Rin 7 жыл бұрын
Teomania I have mixed feeling about them. I mean, I guess performing cool tricks with them and just idly playing around with them is okay. But then there's the video featuring a guy spinning a fidget s-p-inner for 24 fCKING HOURS
@wow_edgy_meme_child6816
@wow_edgy_meme_child6816 7 жыл бұрын
this video inspired me to patent having a plant or tree in your yard
@michaelbusic4526
@michaelbusic4526 7 жыл бұрын
I'm loving the unique openings and transitions. Keep up the good work, Matthew!
@callummcdonogh3098
@callummcdonogh3098 7 жыл бұрын
Gotta love your enthusiasm! Keep the videos coming! The more the better 😁
@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 7 жыл бұрын
Honestly WTF was that clerk on when he/she gave the ok for patenting all these things!?! 😕 America is one messed up place & then some.
@UltraMarioLegendz
@UltraMarioLegendz 7 жыл бұрын
Amethyst Poulton-Harvey I'm just gonna say this, but one incident doesn't make an entire country insane. There's over 320 million people in America, no need to look dumb. Every country has dumbasses and dumb inventions
@redmirage4
@redmirage4 7 жыл бұрын
Number 1 is Red Foremen approved
@spoofusderp5796
@spoofusderp5796 7 жыл бұрын
Finally got to watch this video, and it's amazing what goes through some peoples thoughts, it makes me curious of what other wonky things that came when he was researching this.
@jessicacarroll7358
@jessicacarroll7358 6 жыл бұрын
These videos are distracting me from this terrible sore throat and fever that I am recovering from. Keep up the great work, Matt!
@joshyjoshyjoshy
@joshyjoshyjoshy 7 жыл бұрын
wow... a stick why!?
@Vuitton_The_Ruler_
@Vuitton_The_Ruler_ 7 жыл бұрын
That intro though 😏
@Jackie-nt6tq
@Jackie-nt6tq 7 жыл бұрын
I love your face when you said "buttocks" at 0:33 😂
@nolagaminggal4249
@nolagaminggal4249 6 жыл бұрын
The whole time I watched this video, I couldn't help thinking of Hank Morgan who was the main character of A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court. His first official act, on his first day in office was the creation of a patent office, explaining that you couldn't have a successful nation without a good patent office with good patent laws. Somehow, I don't think he would have anticipated these goofy patents being approved, or he might have had a lower opinion of the whole thing! LOL
@prasenjitchakraborty4016
@prasenjitchakraborty4016 7 жыл бұрын
hello from India ✋
@MultiSh00ter
@MultiSh00ter 7 жыл бұрын
Prasenjit Chakraborty can you give me the recipe for curry 🍛 please.. thanks in advance
@thecraftycyborg9024
@thecraftycyborg9024 7 жыл бұрын
ContinentalGaming - there are a million recipes online. Try google.
@CricketTheHivewing
@CricketTheHivewing 6 жыл бұрын
Hi
@Roman-to4qc
@Roman-to4qc 7 жыл бұрын
Matthew looks like a doctor 😂
@valueaddedtaxmadame3456
@valueaddedtaxmadame3456 6 жыл бұрын
MT or a Mario bro
@sarahhansen4815
@sarahhansen4815 6 жыл бұрын
MT is so flippin awesome
@sarahhansen4815
@sarahhansen4815 6 жыл бұрын
He is my friend
@ericrivers8883
@ericrivers8883 6 жыл бұрын
A real sexy one..
@raisa_cherry33
@raisa_cherry33 6 жыл бұрын
ItzMykola bwahahahaha 😂
@Kimi93Armstrong
@Kimi93Armstrong 7 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha, I was busy during the beginning of this, when I heard my last name then something about repetitive butt kicking and I couldn't help but think that I would do something like that 😂
@carfanfan
@carfanfan 7 жыл бұрын
Love your videos and as usual, lmao. The pedal mower was the best.
@carterheer8278
@carterheer8278 7 жыл бұрын
Didn't you already do this video? The 10 Most Useless Things Ever Invented? You counted patents on that one. Ringing a bell?
@jaydensnyder
@jaydensnyder 7 жыл бұрын
Am I too early to get smarter?
@Ethan-sg8ig
@Ethan-sg8ig 7 жыл бұрын
Jayden Snyder no
@Ethan-sg8ig
@Ethan-sg8ig 7 жыл бұрын
but your love for Minecraft is a slight problem
@jaydensnyder
@jaydensnyder 7 жыл бұрын
+Tinyman Why
@theunknownuser0429
@theunknownuser0429 7 жыл бұрын
Yes it is worst game ever made
@ComXDude
@ComXDude 7 жыл бұрын
Some Random Internet Guy It's not the worst game ever made... we would need to go very far into the internet to find that. The game was fine until Microsoft took full control of it... and you find screaming 6 year olds.
@moonbeam8487
@moonbeam8487 6 жыл бұрын
Man that flatulence last part was so funny 😂 loved it lol 😂.
@frankboff1260
@frankboff1260 6 жыл бұрын
Ahh thank you. Had a great laugh...I needed that 😊🌸
@wolfzy4437
@wolfzy4437 7 жыл бұрын
I'm going to say now that most of these were made by Americans
@wolfzy4437
@wolfzy4437 7 жыл бұрын
Btw I am American
@annies3036
@annies3036 7 жыл бұрын
Wolfzy 443 yep Crazy, crazy, Americans
@ghostwalk2446
@ghostwalk2446 7 жыл бұрын
Wolfzy- FYI I am American, and you have no idea........ On second thought I get your point, we're all insane.
@meghanmayko9470
@meghanmayko9470 7 жыл бұрын
Wolfzy 443 Im american and i found this funny. And I can confirm that a lot of our iventions are stupid. Like fidget spinners and windows 98
@UltraMarioLegendz
@UltraMarioLegendz 7 жыл бұрын
Wolfzy 443 Yeah, like no other country made tons of dumb inventions.
@MrLeapinLizard
@MrLeapinLizard 7 жыл бұрын
What is the greatest thing ever patented? (I'll give you a hint... it's a song) it's... BALD MUTHA FUCKA, BALD BALD MUTHA FUCKA YEAH!!! #RobMob
@mrs.thomas-usmcwife5686
@mrs.thomas-usmcwife5686 7 жыл бұрын
Nothing like a day of binge watch "The Santoro"!
@abigailgilman7442
@abigailgilman7442 6 жыл бұрын
I get in trouble for laughing too loud while watching Matthew Santoro videos. It’s great! 🙂
@knightobunny1470
@knightobunny1470 7 жыл бұрын
Man some inventions are .... what was I saying
@KK-gt5wi
@KK-gt5wi 7 жыл бұрын
Hey mat when are you going to do a creepy video
@qwertybear.7120
@qwertybear.7120 6 жыл бұрын
When are YOU!!!!! Going to finish the all stars pack.
@jam69r
@jam69r 5 жыл бұрын
Love your style & comic rapour from a new Brit follower x
@gabumongirl
@gabumongirl 7 жыл бұрын
Is it too late to patent a rock and also a smaller rock lol. Thank you for another great video Matt!
@TobyAmachi
@TobyAmachi 7 жыл бұрын
I like turtles
@CL0akzZ
@CL0akzZ 7 жыл бұрын
These are so wired
@toxicthomas2987
@toxicthomas2987 7 жыл бұрын
PurpleGamer89 weird**
@KidOblivion
@KidOblivion 7 жыл бұрын
I cant be the only one who thought the title read "10 Dumbest Things Ever Painted"
@emaluv5139
@emaluv5139 7 жыл бұрын
he has been crackin me up recently lmao!!! literally lolling 😹
@cherryisaloser8940
@cherryisaloser8940 6 жыл бұрын
Hi. I like to eat cereal and pet my gueniae pig whilst reading harry potter. HAVE A GREAT DAY!!! Read more
@yaramendes3986
@yaramendes3986 7 жыл бұрын
EARLY SQUAD WHERE U AT!!!!
@laurelcook9078
@laurelcook9078 7 жыл бұрын
Yara Mendes here
@Angelica-is3en
@Angelica-is3en 7 жыл бұрын
RIGHT HERE BABY!!!!
@logancaruso1565
@logancaruso1565 7 жыл бұрын
Yara Mendes here
@patrikanic3332
@patrikanic3332 7 жыл бұрын
Yara Mendes Here, But where's Smike couse you know!
@wolfzy4437
@wolfzy4437 7 жыл бұрын
Yara Mendes Hola
@cindyshaw5867
@cindyshaw5867 6 жыл бұрын
Just found your channel today and I have been watching all your videos all day long now. I cant stop watching, I love you, your so cute and funny, I love your content to,
@Bandit-Darville
@Bandit-Darville 7 жыл бұрын
The Buttkicker actually exists in different form and alot of people have possibly experienced it already. It's a device that can be mounted under a seat or couch to send vibrations through the seats and can be found in cinema's for enhanced tremble alongside bass frequencies!
@charliephilip6864
@charliephilip6864 7 жыл бұрын
what is a patent? 😶😶😶😶😶
@thecraftycyborg9024
@thecraftycyborg9024 7 жыл бұрын
Ava Philip - a patent is a way for a company or person to lay claim to an invention. They submit massive piles of paperwork to the government, showing how no one has ever made such a thing before AND they give proof to show that the invention is both unique and that the patent would be defendable. That means that things like throwing a stick for your dog to chase and swinging side to side shouldn't have been given a patent- everyone does those things and there's no way to defend such a patent. If the government approves, then you get your patent. It can take years to do. Once you have a patent, if someone else were to try to, for example, make and sell a butt kicking machine (lol), then you could sue them. (My dad holds over 50 patents, so I've heard about this process my whole life. It's truly boring stuff. I could never work in the patent office, ugh.)
@charliephilip6864
@charliephilip6864 7 жыл бұрын
Cassie C Thanks!
@thewitness7147
@thewitness7147 7 жыл бұрын
I don't fart because Im vegan.
@sarasaiti1755
@sarasaiti1755 7 жыл бұрын
I saw you on BuzzFeed.
@skootergirl22
@skootergirl22 7 жыл бұрын
You have what I like to call veggie farts, that smells worst then meat farts also I thought you poop more since you only eat rabbit food.
@voodoochild7533
@voodoochild7533 7 жыл бұрын
Georgina allpress Regularity is healthy lol
@ashleighsensabaugh194
@ashleighsensabaugh194 7 жыл бұрын
The Witness Dude, you are everywhere.
@nieknee
@nieknee 7 жыл бұрын
The Witness I love you😂
@syrussthagreat237
@syrussthagreat237 3 жыл бұрын
I still never get tired of watching these videos
@reubenandpeter347
@reubenandpeter347 5 жыл бұрын
“We should have patented hand socks”. I HAVE HAND SOCKS!!!!
@r21gamer
@r21gamer 7 жыл бұрын
Where the early squad at
@dacookiegamer5805
@dacookiegamer5805 7 жыл бұрын
First
@toxicthomas2987
@toxicthomas2987 7 жыл бұрын
Da Cookie Gamer good job, mine come a few minutes after
@kylieroth2326
@kylieroth2326 6 жыл бұрын
"Remember when you were a kid playing on the swing set-" I did that yesterday. And I'm 20.
@kirbykitty
@kirbykitty 7 жыл бұрын
please make more urban legend videos i cant stop rewatching the old ones
@14yog1rl
@14yog1rl 7 жыл бұрын
Notification Squad
@torhildsagenghansen6074
@torhildsagenghansen6074 7 жыл бұрын
Flatulence odor control, I'm laughing so hard here! :D
@AlienLunatic
@AlienLunatic 6 жыл бұрын
I honestly watch your vids every day. I usually sit down outside and if i'm in a bad mood or something, I just come here. I can never just watch one. I am subscribed, I have the bell for notifys If I had money, I'd honestly buy your merch. Maybe one day, but thank you for all the awesome content. I love it, I always show you off to my wife. You are awesome, and You are youtube. You are exactly what youtube was created for. I love you.
@kristahathaway9308
@kristahathaway9308 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah the fart pad had me stop when I was walking up the hill and fall down and laughing that is f****** stupid and funny at the same time
@alexandros5412
@alexandros5412 7 жыл бұрын
0:38 omg this was used by the professor in a Felix the cat episode 😂 😂
@shaunslay1025
@shaunslay1025 6 жыл бұрын
Lol that advil Comercial was crazy with it attached to this
@ConnerRhoads
@ConnerRhoads 6 жыл бұрын
Haha, I actually met the guy (or at least someone associated with the inventor) of the ring. I have one his fund raising pamphlets kicking around somewhere.
@jonathancarter2978
@jonathancarter2978 7 жыл бұрын
that bigfoot purple commercal never gets old!
@heathermcmin1263
@heathermcmin1263 5 жыл бұрын
Me and my husband watch you all the time. Keep up the good work.
@im_ur_doomsayer2783
@im_ur_doomsayer2783 4 жыл бұрын
My wife and i watch you alot. Man you are funny keep up the great videos we love them all.
@jz5842
@jz5842 7 жыл бұрын
Pause at 0:19 That face you make when you have chores that will take a hour to do.
@chaithanyacg6061
@chaithanyacg6061 7 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or is Matt extra goofy in this video?But,I love it!:D
@laughinglion8554
@laughinglion8554 7 жыл бұрын
I Love this guy ! I'd rather watch what he presents than MOST of th junk thats on TV .Sooo cool. Informative, interesting and some of its just plain fun !
@SteveSmith-sd5hq
@SteveSmith-sd5hq 7 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure why, but whenever I hear the word, "stick." I start laughing.
@emojimovie2788
@emojimovie2788 6 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas 🎄🎅
@siromarortiz
@siromarortiz 5 жыл бұрын
We have the automatic laser toy. Its actually amazing, you can just leave it on and the cat loves it.
@spoonman4672
@spoonman4672 6 жыл бұрын
you are one of my most favored youtubers love ya 🙃
@karsonmabou8448
@karsonmabou8448 7 жыл бұрын
5:50 ok can some one call Morpheous from the Matrix because we found some perfect glasses for him
@tatang8682
@tatang8682 7 жыл бұрын
Nice vid bro hope to see more
@Darkness54443
@Darkness54443 5 жыл бұрын
Peaple go crazy when they had nothing better to do😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅HA HA HA.
@Epicmonk117
@Epicmonk117 7 жыл бұрын
When you described that first one, all I could think of was a Cards Against Humanity card I got once: A can of whoop-ass
@metricageomocule7830
@metricageomocule7830 5 жыл бұрын
5:24 , We already have glasses without temple arms, they're called pince nez! You may or may not have heard of them before. Pince nez glasses were really common before the mid 20tn century.
@michaelbeaver4244
@michaelbeaver4244 7 жыл бұрын
santoro is amazing freaking love your videos
@tylerrunyon3276
@tylerrunyon3276 7 жыл бұрын
I'm still laughing my ass off about the fart pad ahhahahahahahaha
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