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@andrewgell91157 жыл бұрын
me and my 5 year old niece watch you and she just went to me "did he shave all his hair off and stick it to his face" 😂😂 I'm so sorry Santoro
@TheBananaBoba7 жыл бұрын
andrew gell lol
@nightrain31907 жыл бұрын
andrew gell Santoro this is what you get for being bald
@dkrusen7 жыл бұрын
hahaha thats too funny
@chelseahollis44237 жыл бұрын
Thats adorable 😂😂😂😂
@rosenrot2347 жыл бұрын
Wow. A dumb kid said something dumb. You're so special
@pushkarajkulkarni60147 жыл бұрын
🌍 - Metric! 🇺🇸 - No 🌍 - Football! 🇺🇸 - Soccer! 🌍 - Doughnuts! 🇺🇸 - DONUTS! 🌍 - Celsius! 🇺🇸 - Fahrenheit!! 🌍 - Kilometers! 🇺🇸 - MILES 🌍 - Right hand driving! 🇺🇸 - Yes! 🇬🇧 - Wait no
@kinetic77767 жыл бұрын
pushkaraj kulkarni perfect hahahahha
@presidenteherm51617 жыл бұрын
pushkaraj kulkarni true
@Mar-vc6bb7 жыл бұрын
pushkaraj kulkarni XD
@gamersinacontainer7 жыл бұрын
pushkaraj kulkarni so true
@dayraje7 жыл бұрын
NZGAMERHD in India as well...
@somerandomguy8147 жыл бұрын
Top 10 creepy youtube videos that were banned
@TestTubeBaba7 жыл бұрын
Svjetlana Sikirica yes
@Autumn_is_falling7 жыл бұрын
yes
@wavsnackssss7 жыл бұрын
Svjetlana Sikirica for some reason I thought you said "Top 10 creepy youtubes that were banned".
@ComXDude7 жыл бұрын
Svjetlana Sikirica #1: Keyboard Cat
@JWP3297 жыл бұрын
#2 The Important Videos Playlist
@Alex_FRD7 жыл бұрын
I wish these had been on Shark Tank, would have been hilarious.
@vargus66697 жыл бұрын
Alex FRD I would pay to see them rip this shit apart.
@skootergirl227 жыл бұрын
We have dragons den in the UK,same premise.
@Mar-vc6bb7 жыл бұрын
Alex FRD dragons den* (way better)
@Mar-vc6bb7 жыл бұрын
^ and first
@cuetheodorarefined48387 жыл бұрын
tru
@PremiumCheeses7 жыл бұрын
I patent breathing. Now every time you breathe, I get a quarter! Pay up Matt, I counted about 376 breaths in this video!
@DwayneIsKing7 жыл бұрын
Icy Wh.. who counts someones breath? 🤔
@shamarmatthews47247 жыл бұрын
Icy I'm pretty sure Cosmo from fairly odd parents beat you to it
@htv3santos7557 жыл бұрын
XD
@ghostgirl70897 жыл бұрын
Shamar Matthews I thought of the same thing XD
@justaguy18117 жыл бұрын
I PATENT PEEING 500 DOLLARS PER PISS
@elviaszymanski7 жыл бұрын
The "fart pants" are actually very useful for people that suffer from Crohn's disease or cholitis ulcerosa
@TheTudor1117 жыл бұрын
#7 can be very useful if you make it mandatory for all cars and connect it to a police data base, the number of unsolved hit and runs would drop drastically
@Color_Splsh7 жыл бұрын
Flower Crown but what if they want to do it on purpose, those machines only stop accidental collisions
@ricardovergara64747 жыл бұрын
half of these were made by drunk inventors, bet
@thelegendaryhusquin99067 жыл бұрын
Ricardo Vergara *drunk invertors from 1999-2001
@Xeacons7 жыл бұрын
I'll bet it was patent office that was drunk!
@h3llonwh33ls7 жыл бұрын
The Legendary Husquin *inventors
@uny47817 жыл бұрын
Ricardo Vergara And were patented by drunk clerks.
@mikitz4 жыл бұрын
Drunken inventions are awesome. These morons must have been high as a kite instead.
@Jennifer-jt9cb7 жыл бұрын
would those sunglasses be the same ones morpheus wore in the matrix? my pit bull goes batshit crazy when i bring out a laser pointer. my ex let out a little tiny fart that was so bad it ran everyone in the house (about 10 people) outside in the dead of winter, with a lot of snow on the ground. and no one took the time to grab their coat. it was that bad. and a few of the people were in the basement, not the main floor of the house.
@r0sserose7 жыл бұрын
Immortality??? even if that exists, I don't want to live that long. tbh, I don't want to live at all
@editating_26147 жыл бұрын
Maryrose Pergis why? you're made for something special, don't give up
@aliannaholcomb51244 жыл бұрын
I hope you are doing better now. If you need to talk to someone I will listen.
@ebonimom69643 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@hyperplasmicsurprises60133 жыл бұрын
Hope to hear that you are happier someday.hugs!!!
@rikupv7 жыл бұрын
If you watch this video on a phone, and you put the video on a small window, matt's shirt will become illusion-y! Try it!
@roflmywaffles13137 жыл бұрын
Matt should patent his Baldness and his white teethness.
@roflmywaffles13137 жыл бұрын
Blzer Just let it go.
@lexharris72927 жыл бұрын
Rofl My Waffles its time to stop
@roflmywaffles13137 жыл бұрын
Alexa Harris Its time to go.
@Beboskiii7 жыл бұрын
Rofl My Waffles *t e e t h n e s s*
@roflmywaffles13137 жыл бұрын
Arajin B A L D N E S S
@MarcosAmparo7 жыл бұрын
I think I might need the kicking mechanism for myself, so I can use it for whenever I eat junk food.
@iluvmydogesrudyandlola50287 жыл бұрын
Marcos Amparo lol
@liamloewen37807 жыл бұрын
Fake Logic so he doesn't get type 2 diabetes*
@Mar-vc6bb7 жыл бұрын
Liam Loewen type 420*
@TheCelticTrio7 жыл бұрын
Someone with a dirty mind might use that for something sexual
@sel5237 жыл бұрын
Tsuzuki Song kinky shit
@asherdejohn97627 жыл бұрын
who agrees that Matthew Santoro makes the best KZfaq videos ever????.... whether it's from unsolved mysteries to dumbest ideas!!!!! I know I do..🙌😊!!
@katfishxv14717 жыл бұрын
Asher de John yep XD
@asherdejohn97627 жыл бұрын
LargeBanana.......ummm yeah I know there other good videos with better graphics and more explanation but what I have seen so far he the best........not everyone will have to same opinion....
@asherdejohn97627 жыл бұрын
LargeBanan....gawddddd chill is why u cussing???!!!!!!!
@asherdejohn97627 жыл бұрын
LargeBanana...😂😂....in fact yes I am incapable of typing normally...my style of typing...do u have a problem with that....???
@asherdejohn97627 жыл бұрын
LargeBanana...yup I'll do me....I thought u were going to say something mean!!.😅
@Spacecaketripballs7 жыл бұрын
The best part of your videos is pressing pause at random times to see the faces you pull
@ianfyke11407 жыл бұрын
Space go to lost pause
@zapp66067 жыл бұрын
9:40
@puritadrinkingfountain51437 жыл бұрын
Space 5:35
@Ryeven7 жыл бұрын
Space 2:33
@gabimartinez39744 жыл бұрын
4:13
@laurelcook90787 жыл бұрын
A diaper thong is the most pointless thing I've ever heard. Next there will be diaper boxers so your Lincoln logs can fall down your pant leg.
@ghoulsbutlersandcakes.p14755 жыл бұрын
My dog chases the red laser light. She loves it, and reacts more than I think any normal cat would. Does the patent also reach out to canines? 😂😂
@catlinwhiteside30017 жыл бұрын
😏 Hmm a guy named Armstrong creates a device to kick you. Ironic!
@jureambroz95577 жыл бұрын
LOL 😂😂😂😂
@liamconard7 жыл бұрын
What's brown and sticky? A stick....... I'll see myself out......
@ahumanbeingyep-32427 жыл бұрын
-IMaTCttMA - Well, at least you tried.
@Ryeven7 жыл бұрын
-IMaTCttMA - melted chocolate?
@CharuPArora7 жыл бұрын
-IMaTCttMA - shit
@d.s.50937 жыл бұрын
-IMaTCttMA - mud
@blakebergey48096 жыл бұрын
-IMaTCttMA - a stick
@laurelcook90787 жыл бұрын
I thought this said dumbest things ever painted 🤣
@lukelane96087 жыл бұрын
Laurel Cook same
@christophermarquez69767 жыл бұрын
Laurel Cook patented
@garythetrashpanda58237 жыл бұрын
God these videos helps giving me something to do when i can't sleep
@thecraftycyborg90247 жыл бұрын
DarlingDeath- ikr? I can't watch a lot of things close to bedtime or I have crazy dreams, but Matt's videos are totally safe.
@jeniwatkins32976 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@aahilalwani50197 жыл бұрын
Matt I have been subscribed to your channel since 2012. Every day you find something new and some thing amazing. Recently I noticed that you are putting more effort in your recent videos now more than ever. You never fail to blow my mind and bring a smile on my face. If you are reading this, keep up the good work man, you're awesome
@thecraftycyborg90247 жыл бұрын
Aahil Alwani - He has a team he hires these days to help out. It's really the only way to do daily content like this.
@LadyizeLadyize7 жыл бұрын
Just discovered your channel today, thanks to KZfaq suggesting it. I immediately went to your home page and clicked on the one that will let me biingewatch your past offerings. You are so fun to watch and it is amazing that you can do this much work daily. Thanks for keeping me from what I am supposed to be doing today.and thanks for doing all this for us. I may be your newest subscriber and your oldest fan at the same time.
@RandomLeveledLoot7 жыл бұрын
Dumbest things ever patented? We could make a religion out of this...
@angrywombat23797 жыл бұрын
No. Just don't.
@RandomLeveledLoot7 жыл бұрын
Flower Crown Why? *TrollFace*
@beel0rd6807 жыл бұрын
Mrovo 'Volkromea no don't
@beel0rd6807 жыл бұрын
Mrovo 'Volkromea Hi! youre on a rock floating in space. pretty cool huh?
@collinmackin59117 жыл бұрын
Mrovo 'Volkrom No one thinks that's funny.
@Impstar7 жыл бұрын
I am patenting the Moon. If you look at it, you got to pay up =D
@Cody-ow2nt7 жыл бұрын
LATE SQUAD WHERE YOU AT?!
@splat-tastic6 жыл бұрын
Here! XD
@ritvikgiridharan28455 жыл бұрын
Hello it's the incredibly late squad
@abengdracozamora42375 жыл бұрын
Me
@gamingwithcherry11564 жыл бұрын
Here
@ebonimom69643 жыл бұрын
Here. 3 years late
@latscdy79527 жыл бұрын
@MatthewSantoro I love your videos! I work 2nd/3rd shift split and after work, even on a bad day, your videos put a smile on my face and cheer me up! Thank you!
@chaotixcarrot69947 жыл бұрын
Hey Mat, i really love your videos, and i think it's awesome you're bringing skits back into your regular video uploads. But after seeing you laugh in this video after talking about the tri-cycle lawnmower i was wondering what other things happen between transitions. would you ever consider ever showing outtakes or bloopers for when things like that happen in other videos?
@diggsfather7 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the comment section
@yourmomsasshole73015 жыл бұрын
WhYs goucdvr
@sets4457 жыл бұрын
#1 Rob Dyke's channel roasted
@iceluvndiva214 жыл бұрын
XDDDD
@jamespaden62667 жыл бұрын
Whoever comes up with the ideas and does the research for these clips is a genius! I hope they get time out of the rubber room every now and then. I can understand not letting them out of the wrap around jacket, but I hope they get to see the sun once in a while. Twisted people deserve love, too.
@EssBJay7 жыл бұрын
The thong diaper was an SNL joke a few years back; never thought anyone would actually be stupid enough to make it for real.
@xangel79247 жыл бұрын
*Fidget spinners* Need I say more?
@Nothingbutcannonfodder7 жыл бұрын
Teomania damn straight
@Nothingbutcannonfodder7 жыл бұрын
Teomania damn straight
@whoisareeb7 жыл бұрын
Teomania I know right
@draygoes7 жыл бұрын
Nope.
@Satou_Rin7 жыл бұрын
Teomania I have mixed feeling about them. I mean, I guess performing cool tricks with them and just idly playing around with them is okay. But then there's the video featuring a guy spinning a fidget s-p-inner for 24 fCKING HOURS
@wow_edgy_meme_child68167 жыл бұрын
this video inspired me to patent having a plant or tree in your yard
@michaelbusic45267 жыл бұрын
I'm loving the unique openings and transitions. Keep up the good work, Matthew!
@callummcdonogh30987 жыл бұрын
Gotta love your enthusiasm! Keep the videos coming! The more the better 😁
@itwasagoodideaatthetime79807 жыл бұрын
Honestly WTF was that clerk on when he/she gave the ok for patenting all these things!?! 😕 America is one messed up place & then some.
@UltraMarioLegendz7 жыл бұрын
Amethyst Poulton-Harvey I'm just gonna say this, but one incident doesn't make an entire country insane. There's over 320 million people in America, no need to look dumb. Every country has dumbasses and dumb inventions
@redmirage47 жыл бұрын
Number 1 is Red Foremen approved
@spoofusderp57967 жыл бұрын
Finally got to watch this video, and it's amazing what goes through some peoples thoughts, it makes me curious of what other wonky things that came when he was researching this.
@jessicacarroll73586 жыл бұрын
These videos are distracting me from this terrible sore throat and fever that I am recovering from. Keep up the great work, Matt!
@joshyjoshyjoshy7 жыл бұрын
wow... a stick why!?
@Vuitton_The_Ruler_7 жыл бұрын
That intro though 😏
@Jackie-nt6tq7 жыл бұрын
I love your face when you said "buttocks" at 0:33 😂
@nolagaminggal42496 жыл бұрын
The whole time I watched this video, I couldn't help thinking of Hank Morgan who was the main character of A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court. His first official act, on his first day in office was the creation of a patent office, explaining that you couldn't have a successful nation without a good patent office with good patent laws. Somehow, I don't think he would have anticipated these goofy patents being approved, or he might have had a lower opinion of the whole thing! LOL
@prasenjitchakraborty40167 жыл бұрын
hello from India ✋
@MultiSh00ter7 жыл бұрын
Prasenjit Chakraborty can you give me the recipe for curry 🍛 please.. thanks in advance
@thecraftycyborg90247 жыл бұрын
ContinentalGaming - there are a million recipes online. Try google.
@CricketTheHivewing6 жыл бұрын
Hi
@Roman-to4qc7 жыл бұрын
Matthew looks like a doctor 😂
@valueaddedtaxmadame34566 жыл бұрын
MT or a Mario bro
@sarahhansen48156 жыл бұрын
MT is so flippin awesome
@sarahhansen48156 жыл бұрын
He is my friend
@ericrivers88836 жыл бұрын
A real sexy one..
@raisa_cherry336 жыл бұрын
ItzMykola bwahahahaha 😂
@Kimi93Armstrong7 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha, I was busy during the beginning of this, when I heard my last name then something about repetitive butt kicking and I couldn't help but think that I would do something like that 😂
@carfanfan7 жыл бұрын
Love your videos and as usual, lmao. The pedal mower was the best.
@carterheer82787 жыл бұрын
Didn't you already do this video? The 10 Most Useless Things Ever Invented? You counted patents on that one. Ringing a bell?
@jaydensnyder7 жыл бұрын
Am I too early to get smarter?
@Ethan-sg8ig7 жыл бұрын
Jayden Snyder no
@Ethan-sg8ig7 жыл бұрын
but your love for Minecraft is a slight problem
@jaydensnyder7 жыл бұрын
+Tinyman Why
@theunknownuser04297 жыл бұрын
Yes it is worst game ever made
@ComXDude7 жыл бұрын
Some Random Internet Guy It's not the worst game ever made... we would need to go very far into the internet to find that. The game was fine until Microsoft took full control of it... and you find screaming 6 year olds.
@moonbeam84876 жыл бұрын
Man that flatulence last part was so funny 😂 loved it lol 😂.
@frankboff12606 жыл бұрын
Ahh thank you. Had a great laugh...I needed that 😊🌸
@wolfzy44377 жыл бұрын
I'm going to say now that most of these were made by Americans
@wolfzy44377 жыл бұрын
Btw I am American
@annies30367 жыл бұрын
Wolfzy 443 yep Crazy, crazy, Americans
@ghostwalk24467 жыл бұрын
Wolfzy- FYI I am American, and you have no idea........ On second thought I get your point, we're all insane.
@meghanmayko94707 жыл бұрын
Wolfzy 443 Im american and i found this funny. And I can confirm that a lot of our iventions are stupid. Like fidget spinners and windows 98
@UltraMarioLegendz7 жыл бұрын
Wolfzy 443 Yeah, like no other country made tons of dumb inventions.
@MrLeapinLizard7 жыл бұрын
What is the greatest thing ever patented? (I'll give you a hint... it's a song) it's... BALD MUTHA FUCKA, BALD BALD MUTHA FUCKA YEAH!!! #RobMob
@mrs.thomas-usmcwife56867 жыл бұрын
Nothing like a day of binge watch "The Santoro"!
@abigailgilman74426 жыл бұрын
I get in trouble for laughing too loud while watching Matthew Santoro videos. It’s great! 🙂
@knightobunny14707 жыл бұрын
Man some inventions are .... what was I saying
@KK-gt5wi7 жыл бұрын
Hey mat when are you going to do a creepy video
@qwertybear.71206 жыл бұрын
When are YOU!!!!! Going to finish the all stars pack.
@jam69r5 жыл бұрын
Love your style & comic rapour from a new Brit follower x
@gabumongirl7 жыл бұрын
Is it too late to patent a rock and also a smaller rock lol. Thank you for another great video Matt!
@TobyAmachi7 жыл бұрын
I like turtles
@CL0akzZ7 жыл бұрын
These are so wired
@toxicthomas29877 жыл бұрын
PurpleGamer89 weird**
@KidOblivion7 жыл бұрын
I cant be the only one who thought the title read "10 Dumbest Things Ever Painted"
@emaluv51397 жыл бұрын
he has been crackin me up recently lmao!!! literally lolling 😹
@cherryisaloser89406 жыл бұрын
Hi. I like to eat cereal and pet my gueniae pig whilst reading harry potter. HAVE A GREAT DAY!!! Read more
@yaramendes39867 жыл бұрын
EARLY SQUAD WHERE U AT!!!!
@laurelcook90787 жыл бұрын
Yara Mendes here
@Angelica-is3en7 жыл бұрын
RIGHT HERE BABY!!!!
@logancaruso15657 жыл бұрын
Yara Mendes here
@patrikanic33327 жыл бұрын
Yara Mendes Here, But where's Smike couse you know!
@wolfzy44377 жыл бұрын
Yara Mendes Hola
@cindyshaw58676 жыл бұрын
Just found your channel today and I have been watching all your videos all day long now. I cant stop watching, I love you, your so cute and funny, I love your content to,
@Bandit-Darville7 жыл бұрын
The Buttkicker actually exists in different form and alot of people have possibly experienced it already. It's a device that can be mounted under a seat or couch to send vibrations through the seats and can be found in cinema's for enhanced tremble alongside bass frequencies!
@charliephilip68647 жыл бұрын
what is a patent? 😶😶😶😶😶
@thecraftycyborg90247 жыл бұрын
Ava Philip - a patent is a way for a company or person to lay claim to an invention. They submit massive piles of paperwork to the government, showing how no one has ever made such a thing before AND they give proof to show that the invention is both unique and that the patent would be defendable. That means that things like throwing a stick for your dog to chase and swinging side to side shouldn't have been given a patent- everyone does those things and there's no way to defend such a patent. If the government approves, then you get your patent. It can take years to do. Once you have a patent, if someone else were to try to, for example, make and sell a butt kicking machine (lol), then you could sue them. (My dad holds over 50 patents, so I've heard about this process my whole life. It's truly boring stuff. I could never work in the patent office, ugh.)
@charliephilip68647 жыл бұрын
Cassie C Thanks!
@thewitness71477 жыл бұрын
I don't fart because Im vegan.
@sarasaiti17557 жыл бұрын
I saw you on BuzzFeed.
@skootergirl227 жыл бұрын
You have what I like to call veggie farts, that smells worst then meat farts also I thought you poop more since you only eat rabbit food.
@voodoochild75337 жыл бұрын
Georgina allpress Regularity is healthy lol
@ashleighsensabaugh1947 жыл бұрын
The Witness Dude, you are everywhere.
@nieknee7 жыл бұрын
The Witness I love you😂
@syrussthagreat2373 жыл бұрын
I still never get tired of watching these videos
@reubenandpeter3475 жыл бұрын
“We should have patented hand socks”. I HAVE HAND SOCKS!!!!
@r21gamer7 жыл бұрын
Where the early squad at
@dacookiegamer58057 жыл бұрын
First
@toxicthomas29877 жыл бұрын
Da Cookie Gamer good job, mine come a few minutes after
@kylieroth23266 жыл бұрын
"Remember when you were a kid playing on the swing set-" I did that yesterday. And I'm 20.
@kirbykitty7 жыл бұрын
please make more urban legend videos i cant stop rewatching the old ones
@14yog1rl7 жыл бұрын
Notification Squad
@torhildsagenghansen60747 жыл бұрын
Flatulence odor control, I'm laughing so hard here! :D
@AlienLunatic6 жыл бұрын
I honestly watch your vids every day. I usually sit down outside and if i'm in a bad mood or something, I just come here. I can never just watch one. I am subscribed, I have the bell for notifys If I had money, I'd honestly buy your merch. Maybe one day, but thank you for all the awesome content. I love it, I always show you off to my wife. You are awesome, and You are youtube. You are exactly what youtube was created for. I love you.
@kristahathaway93085 жыл бұрын
Yeah the fart pad had me stop when I was walking up the hill and fall down and laughing that is f****** stupid and funny at the same time
@alexandros54127 жыл бұрын
0:38 omg this was used by the professor in a Felix the cat episode 😂 😂
@shaunslay10256 жыл бұрын
Lol that advil Comercial was crazy with it attached to this
@ConnerRhoads6 жыл бұрын
Haha, I actually met the guy (or at least someone associated with the inventor) of the ring. I have one his fund raising pamphlets kicking around somewhere.
@jonathancarter29787 жыл бұрын
that bigfoot purple commercal never gets old!
@heathermcmin12635 жыл бұрын
Me and my husband watch you all the time. Keep up the good work.
@im_ur_doomsayer27834 жыл бұрын
My wife and i watch you alot. Man you are funny keep up the great videos we love them all.
@jz58427 жыл бұрын
Pause at 0:19 That face you make when you have chores that will take a hour to do.
@chaithanyacg60617 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or is Matt extra goofy in this video?But,I love it!:D
@laughinglion85547 жыл бұрын
I Love this guy ! I'd rather watch what he presents than MOST of th junk thats on TV .Sooo cool. Informative, interesting and some of its just plain fun !
@SteveSmith-sd5hq7 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure why, but whenever I hear the word, "stick." I start laughing.
@emojimovie27886 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas 🎄🎅
@siromarortiz5 жыл бұрын
We have the automatic laser toy. Its actually amazing, you can just leave it on and the cat loves it.
@spoonman46726 жыл бұрын
you are one of my most favored youtubers love ya 🙃
@karsonmabou84487 жыл бұрын
5:50 ok can some one call Morpheous from the Matrix because we found some perfect glasses for him
@tatang86827 жыл бұрын
Nice vid bro hope to see more
@Darkness544435 жыл бұрын
Peaple go crazy when they had nothing better to do😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅HA HA HA.
@Epicmonk1177 жыл бұрын
When you described that first one, all I could think of was a Cards Against Humanity card I got once: A can of whoop-ass
@metricageomocule78305 жыл бұрын
5:24 , We already have glasses without temple arms, they're called pince nez! You may or may not have heard of them before. Pince nez glasses were really common before the mid 20tn century.
@michaelbeaver42447 жыл бұрын
santoro is amazing freaking love your videos
@tylerrunyon32767 жыл бұрын
I'm still laughing my ass off about the fart pad ahhahahahahahaha