17 Minutes Of Comedians Talking About Marriage
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3 жыл бұрынAre you married? Well these comedians tell us what it's like. From being married, having married friends to the perfect marriage advice. Can you relate?
Comedian Lineup -
Tracy Morgan: Staying Alive,
Chris Rock: Tamborine Extended Cut,
Katt Williams: Great America,
Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas,
Mike Birbiglia: My Girlfriend's Boyfriend,
Jen Kirkman: I'm Gonna Die Alone,
Christina P: Mother Inferior,
Ali Wong: Hard Knock Wife,
Ray Romano: Right Here, Around The Corner,
Iliza Shlesinger: Elder Millenial,
Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours To Kill,
Nate Bargatze: The Tennessee Kid
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@GiantGeekGuy 3 жыл бұрын
It's kinda weird listening to Marty from Madagascar, Manny from Ice Age, and Barry from Bee Movie talking about marriage. 😂
@jovanavuckovic9839 3 жыл бұрын
Omg i was wondering why they sound so familiar!😂
@michaelterrell5061 3 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry he was MANNY from ice age? What the freak?
@GiantGeekGuy 3 жыл бұрын
@@michaelterrell5061 it is Ray Romano, yes 😂
@michaelterrell5061 3 жыл бұрын
@@GiantGeekGuy WOW
@conordarcy4663 3 жыл бұрын
Thats why I didn't find it funny
@P8860 3 жыл бұрын
Chris Rock doesn't tell jokes. He preaches a sermon 💯
@firstnamelastname1715 3 жыл бұрын
Comedy comes from pain in someone's life. Those are funny jokes or stories that make us laugh
@omoakinkayode9455 3 жыл бұрын
Well, his sermon cracked ribs.
@robertnegron9706 3 жыл бұрын
Saw him live at the Comic Strip in the upper east side back in the 90’s. He just dropped in trying new stuff. I was on a date and what he said about dating was spot on. Funniest chit I heard. I think it was after new Jack city.
@189hosp6 3 жыл бұрын
@@robertnegron9706 Those were the days...
@lioneljoseduterte4847 3 жыл бұрын
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@lillm5774 3 жыл бұрын
"Laura, I don't even know if you know what an airport is..." 😂😂 Good one Nate Bargatze
@wsjuno 2 жыл бұрын
Oh so true 🤣
@219nab1 3 жыл бұрын
DAVE CHAPPELL: You start out loving each other then 2 years later your building a case on one another for a hypothetical court date...so freaking true 👍 💯
@jasmainjasmain2906 2 жыл бұрын
And thank goodness I did 😂
@floatinggoose9197 2 жыл бұрын
He is a comedic genius. No physical comedy needed, he outgrew his funny vouce and doesn't need to do High "freakout" tone of voice to get points across. You know how some comedians delivery is so off point that they use loud voices or gestures to say "Hey, it's the punchline" Dave can make almost anything on the planet funny.
@SeyvenRoses 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@nacarreira777 2 жыл бұрын
He was spot on about marriage being a bad contract you should never sign.
@jayak8217 Жыл бұрын
Literally Amber Heard and Johnny Depp lol
@Haveyoueverbeenswallowed 3 жыл бұрын
Whenever Chris rock talks, I visualize a scene from “Everybody hates Chris” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he literally just did stand up comedy jokes as the main narrator on the show, what a fucking guy 🤣
@rantallaboutit 3 жыл бұрын
Same.
@adams9586 2 жыл бұрын
"Mom, Chris got hit by a car!" "I'll get the robitussin"
@mgtow6683 2 жыл бұрын
Marriage is like a Tornado: "In the beginning there's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house".
@daxvictor7526 2 жыл бұрын
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@jazielsage845 2 жыл бұрын
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@jpz7850 2 жыл бұрын
Too funny
@wheezesinsilence4486 2 жыл бұрын
Bahahhahaha
@kondekinoe9337 2 жыл бұрын
2:42 The dude wearing black was so happy to hear that joke. He was enjoying his life that day😂😂😂. It's nice to see that.
@NewMaite 2 жыл бұрын
Chris and Katt are right, once the intimacy goes, so does the marriage. Just roommates at that point.
@tylerm993 2 жыл бұрын
That's the problem bro, intimacy will always dwindle. It's inevitable. I stay single since my divorce on purpose & I actually lose intimacy for each new chick within the first couple weeks. Sorry just being honest
@shannond7437 2 жыл бұрын
Why you marry your best friend
@shannond7437 2 жыл бұрын
@@tylerm993 That makes me sad for you not them
@fredstriker2042 2 жыл бұрын
@@shannond7437 why?
@fredstriker2042 2 жыл бұрын
@@tylerm993 Finding true connection, and intimacy with today's ran through modern women is basically impossible. They have lost the ability to pair bond. Sure There's always a unicorn out there somewhere, but from a critical thinking Position no man should ever get married. The risks versus the rewards rewards are So ridiculously unfair and unbalanced
@TB_Finance 3 жыл бұрын
Ali wong is a different type of woman lol
@jaydirt2006 3 жыл бұрын
Ya a not funny 1
@buzzybee186 3 жыл бұрын
She seemed pretty hardcore about it. Sis was serious
@loridrblake9770 3 жыл бұрын
Love Ali Wong! Woot! She does have an angry delivery, but her jokes are tight! She's got a stage persona, she's not like that IRL. That's her thing. She's brilliant!
@frankflynn9159 3 жыл бұрын
I L
@MelissaCharlene1 3 жыл бұрын
Haha! She is 🤗
@MimiMoments 2 жыл бұрын
My husband recently told me, “one of the things I am most proud of as a husband is that I’ve taught you think more strategically.” Idk why I was so shocked but also made me very happy. I’m very go with the flow and he has helped me think even further ahead. I didn’t know it was intentional on his part. He still doesn’t know where most things are but so far so good. So very good.
@Kal-El207 2 жыл бұрын
Helped my wife think things through more logically and strategically as well. Glad to know others do the same for their spouses. Best of my blessings to y’all.
@branon6565 2 жыл бұрын
Wow, your experience is the complete opposite of mine, and even though I've been divorced since the year 2000, I'm still pissed off and in utter disbelief that I was ever dumb enough to get married....I mean, I deployed twice to Iraq and once to Afghanistan after I enlisted because of 9/11, and I honestly think I would rather deploy a fourth time if I had to choose between deploying and getting married again....
@Utriedit215 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like your husband is a manipulator I wonder what else he's been training you without your knowledge about I will be watching him very closely if I was you
@Utriedit215 2 жыл бұрын
@@branon6565 getting married while in-service is like a 80% chance your marriage is going to fail cuz 60% of them get with you just for benefits
@tylerm993 2 жыл бұрын
@@Utriedit215 I like your first comment, but military or not it's the same story. I'm sorry but marriage is just not worth it. Way too risky. And yes I'm divorced and have learned my lesson lol
@livylu6287 3 жыл бұрын
I guess that’s why I actually have a great marriage!! My husband and I actually do or don’t does all the stuff that they told us that we should or shouldn’t do. I’m pretty proud, LOL.
@firstnamelastname1715 3 жыл бұрын
Yup.hes cheating.lol A happy husband is a cheater.
@kaylapena8516 3 жыл бұрын
@@firstnamelastname1715 can you just let her be happy and not make her overthink just cause you’re insecure in your relationships
@starmorpheus 2 жыл бұрын
@@firstnamelastname1715 So you suggest keeping your husband unhappy? Lol dumbass
@firstnamelastname1715 2 жыл бұрын
@@kaylapena8516 I guess the stereotype that woman can't get a joke from a mile away is true.
@tinockovietea2470 2 жыл бұрын
Beavis: She just said they like to do it. Heh heh heh. Butthead: And they do ALL the stuff. Heh heh heh heh.
@ebitoro4590 2 жыл бұрын
They need to put John Mulaney's "Why marry the cow?" segment to make me feel a little positive about marriage 😭😭
@rite2bcreative 2 жыл бұрын
Except he got divorced I think
@ebitoro4590 2 жыл бұрын
@@rite2bcreative Well, shit.
@korean6706 2 жыл бұрын
Update:He bought a new cow, and impregnated that one.
@308AlYsSa0034 Жыл бұрын
@@korean6706 just the weirdest fuckin plot twist none of us seen coming lmao
@alexanderthegreat1270 Жыл бұрын
@@308AlYsSa0034 It’s very strange. The truth is, he’s an addict. He relapsed and fell into a backslide recovery relationship. I feel for the guy cause I reckon he wants to come out and say, “I got stuck in a bit of a shit situation” but if he does, his son is gonna grow up with that “problem” label for his entire life. Olivia Munn also strikes me as incredibly weird, she seemed to latch onto her title as an “It Girl” and I get the sense she lept at the opportunity to lock him in. However, at the end of the day, he cheated on his wife and made his own bed. So now, all of us fans have to reconsider our feelings about him while he and Olivia roleplay this weird “Loving parent” charade online cause neither one wants to be the one to come out and just talk facts. I reckon they’ll stay together until he’s a young kid and then eventually divorce
@VonFels 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine going to a couples therapist and getting this advice straight up. Might reduce the divorce rates mentioned in the one clip.
@shawnlouis7716 2 жыл бұрын
Wife: "I and my husband have been experiencing some financial issues and would like some advice on how to proceed forward to solving this problem together as a couple" Therapist: "you gats to fuck!" Couple: "thank you for the advice"
@johnstewart4209 3 жыл бұрын
As a married man, this hits home so much.
@fredstriker2042 2 жыл бұрын
Once the inevitable divorce comes don't ever do it again.. And you will be happier and healthier than you've ever been in your life
@beefortebrea9386 2 жыл бұрын
@@fredstriker2042 hey look a random guy for some reason wishing this man gets a divorce and never remarries
@Batman-ro3mk 2 жыл бұрын
@@fredstriker2042 whatever makes your single ass sleep at night man!
@lordbasketboi9998 2 жыл бұрын
@@beefortebrea9386 I mean it is a coin toss
@yeetmcyeet3120 Жыл бұрын
@@beefortebrea9386 Incels lol
@marspluto5463 3 жыл бұрын
The last bit is too relatable
@alikaandrade3435 3 жыл бұрын
My gf does the exact same thing. Drives me nuts lol
@marspluto5463 3 жыл бұрын
@@alikaandrade3435my ex used to do the same. The conversation trying to explain to her how it was not okay always ends up in a fight
@michikomanalang6733 3 жыл бұрын
WHY are people like that!!! i got friends who answer yes or no questions with someone else's biography
@briodundada6427 3 жыл бұрын
Who is the last guy?
@sorrystilltrying5062 3 жыл бұрын
@@briodundada6427 Nate Bargatze
@gamby16a 3 жыл бұрын
It's scary how accurate so much of this is. I'm 18 years in, BTW. Nate's resentment is palpable. Wow.
@gamby16a 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrMrvin27 I meant I've been married for 18 years. Way too late for me 😄
@wtfdtreats Жыл бұрын
'18 years in' yall married men dont even hear yall selves lmao, shit just sounds like a prison sentence. Condolences
@Traderderaa Жыл бұрын
@@wtfdtreats 🤣🤣🤣
@Traderderaa Жыл бұрын
@@gamby16a don't let them spook you
@allans7281 2 жыл бұрын
Chris rock is so hilarious just amazing material n delivery
@sebastiaosalgado1979 2 жыл бұрын
"Dick for dishes" LOL He's the funniest!
@mukisajoshua3596 3 жыл бұрын
Katt Williams doesn't even need to talk to make u laugh his a whole level of funny😂😂😂😂😂😂
@thatswhatshesaid6326 3 жыл бұрын
Omg I crack up just watching him! He’s my favorite!
@travisinthetrunk 3 жыл бұрын
No... he’s a douchebag.
@thatswhatshesaid6326 3 жыл бұрын
@@travisinthetrunk cool comment 👏😏
@elliotemmanuelnogo1632 3 жыл бұрын
That's me😂😂
@johnsalley8873 3 жыл бұрын
@@travisinthetrunk punk bitch
@MattKittredge2112 3 жыл бұрын
Seeing that quote in front of Jerry Seinfeld, as he’s making that face in the thumbnail, is just amazing 🤣
@barbecuesauceeyebrows8254 3 жыл бұрын
That last guy was really funny
@Fredexide 3 жыл бұрын
Noon 😂😂😂😂
@disturbedrebirth 3 жыл бұрын
My wife is the worst with a GPS. She'll say "Go that way". I don't know if you've noticed, but I'm driving, which way is that way?
@romaneros4583 3 жыл бұрын
Mine does that and random gasps without explaining why. Car coming at us? A child chasing a ball? Someone changing lanes? She remembered she forgot to lock the door. I dont know but she thinks her gasp is gonna help the situation.
@Samy-vh1xi 3 жыл бұрын
I know this is kinda different but I’m 18 and learning to drive in the UK with my dad and he does the exact same thing! We’ll be approaching a roundabout and he’ll be like “you need to be in that lane” and I’m like “I’M 5 METRES FROM THE ROUNDABOUT WHICH LANE IS THAT LANE?!?!!!!??”
@romaneros4583 3 жыл бұрын
@@Samy-vh1xi I speak from experience. Your dad is nervous but trust him. You will be fine.
@Samy-vh1xi 2 жыл бұрын
@@romaneros4583 thank you :)
@romaneros4583 2 жыл бұрын
@@Samy-vh1xi did you get your driver's license?
@Lusciousmook9091 2 жыл бұрын
That last guy was hilarious 😂
@thandolukhele9075 2 жыл бұрын
I'm Looking For His Name, What's His Name? Lol
@kadeefowler7729 2 жыл бұрын
@@thandolukhele9075 nate bargatze
@tubytootoo 2 жыл бұрын
I really like the last one. Nate bargatze. First time I’ve seen a bit by him that was funny.
@nonovyobiznez3735 2 жыл бұрын
The last guy wasn't even telling a joke. He usually sit in my living room writing his bits.
@destinytapia8759 Жыл бұрын
What's funny about what Chris Rock is saying, it's true. Saved my marriage. I saw something about having sex everyday brought someone else's marriage closer. So my husband and I made a point to have sex everyday. We set aside time when he gets off work. We dont even eat dinner first. He gets home, showers and we have sex then have dinner. We have been doing this for at least 6 years and we have kids. You have to put into your marriage because one day those kids are going to be gone. We only take breaks when I'm on my cycle or if we're sick. Sometimes even when we're sick we do it.
@torres7918 3 жыл бұрын
lol, I can eat 😻 in a horrible mood, never a truer statement.
@giftedlift3354 3 жыл бұрын
Nate is simply hilarious. 😂
@PrimeSuperboy Жыл бұрын
His bit was so on point. I LOVED IT.
@VengeDracul 2 жыл бұрын
Ali Wong is too damn funny. She kills me every single time. She is the funniest woman on this planet.
@maykol33 2 жыл бұрын
She is funny but that line/joke wasn't. So cheating on your husband by licking another man's butthole is funny? Also, the 25 year old she described doesn't really exist. No 25 year old man says yes to everything a woman says without expecting something in return. So I sensed she might be being used.
@notthefather3919 2 жыл бұрын
No she isn't.
@mai_komagata 2 жыл бұрын
@@maykol33 You realize that man isn't a real dude? she is positing the equivalent of a hot nanny -- someone that for their *job* is helping out around the house thus says yes. The joke isn't that she was cheating on anyone. But that parents are so exhausted they would do anything for help.
@maykol33 2 жыл бұрын
@@mai_komagata I know it doesn't exist. Her crudeness is not funny in this case.
@ryanpulliam8987 2 жыл бұрын
@@maykol33 are you seriously butthurt at a fucking joke? Grow a pair of balls and learn to have fun.
@BABA-hw9ro 3 жыл бұрын
Chappelle looks like a bodybuilder
@misterb1132 Жыл бұрын
He has put on some serious muscle, for sure. He's relaxed and eating well too, apparently.
@navtektv 2 жыл бұрын
32 single and INDIAN, big qualifier there, but I get a lot of married adults, young and old, asking me when the fuck am I going to get married and I have the perfect answer to them. "Apna dukh mujhe mat baato." "Don't try to make me share in your grief. " I tell them very frankly that when they see a person single at the age when they got married they see a person who hasn't made the big mistake that they made and they can't stand to see people content when not making their mistakes. Happy marriages, especially happy Indian marriages are rare, they probably do exist, but I've yet to see one single example in my vicinity. The examples I've seen are abusive, controlling, filled with obligations because of children and society expectations, arguments and drama and very little to no actual love.
@Ash-jh3gh Жыл бұрын
So true. Stay single, independent, relaxed and happy
@carolnyamu Жыл бұрын
Don't feel pressured at all 😅. It's not that serious
@42az59 Жыл бұрын
Cityboys 🏙️ we up 🙏🏾🤞🏽
@baddad1981 3 жыл бұрын
update,, his second marriage didn't last.
@krislatoya7556 3 жыл бұрын
😶
@nadiajohnson4923 3 жыл бұрын
@Kyle Billie for lesbians it is
@lioneljoseduterte4847 3 жыл бұрын
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@lioneljoseduterte4847 3 жыл бұрын
hahahahahaha
@neobahamut6751 2 жыл бұрын
Ali Wong is the only woman who can make every guy blush!
@tinockovietea2470 2 жыл бұрын
Jack Nicholson in The Shining was so beautifully selected for imagery.
@towoawawaboofficial Жыл бұрын
🤝🏿
@timkingsemail Жыл бұрын
If by 'blush', you mean 'vomit', well yes. True.
@4darchitecturestudio89 3 жыл бұрын
Chris Rock had the best joke. Kat Williams' voice is a joke it'self .
@seanholmes6791 2 жыл бұрын
We didn't talk in Florida, that killed me 😂😂😂😂
@sookiebear9215 2 жыл бұрын
Chris rock is so funny! Omg I laughed so hard ♥️ Also love kat Williams and Ali Wong 🥰
@Enr227 3 жыл бұрын
Chris Rock is brilliant
@firstnamelastname1715 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant? How is he Brilliant? Do you know the definition and meaning of the word Brilliant??
@theempire00 3 жыл бұрын
@@firstnamelastname1715 I bet you’re a teenager 😂
@expandwhatyousee 3 жыл бұрын
@@firstnamelastname1715, exceptionally clever or talented is the definition. I think he is both. It doesn't have some mystical meaning.
@kishona3915 3 жыл бұрын
Chris Rock on point!
@paulhennessey3454 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Why do I have to constantly ask where things are in my own house! 🤣
@klarityjoe7413 2 жыл бұрын
...cos she moved them
@SwuadeTV Жыл бұрын
@@klarityjoe7413 the real reason
@Jay-sk5hj 5 ай бұрын
@@klarityjoe7413first thing i thought of when she said that
@tiffanystrand4423 Жыл бұрын
And truth in comedy 🎭 lives on!!
@apoorvsingh3395 3 жыл бұрын
Katt Williams rock the entire stage and Tracy Morgan is just perfect
@srami004 3 жыл бұрын
"Just got married again." -Tracy Morgan He is getting divorced again. Sounds like this needs to updated...Lol Damn
@seanm7539 3 жыл бұрын
Did He really damn
@samuelorozco3439 3 жыл бұрын
17 minutes of comedians talking about marriage and some random footage of jerry seinfeld
@markfoster1520 2 жыл бұрын
......talking about his "Tour of Duty".....I think he was playing some Mod, though.
@jennifercrull7747 3 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU Chris!!! 100%
@Artfulscience1 3 жыл бұрын
“Wiffleball” 🤣🤣👏🏻
@ekanglawrence6794 3 жыл бұрын
That last joke was hilarious🤣
@faegrrrl Жыл бұрын
"Kittens Without Whiskers" 🤣😂
@otisthegrouch9299 3 жыл бұрын
I needed this......I come from work every morning and it's feels like I've been on autopilot for a whole year now. Don't wanna say I'm sick of seeing someone but DAMN!
@NothingYouHaventReadBefore Жыл бұрын
So how you doing now?
@mariekastler5391 3 жыл бұрын
Chris Rock speaks TRUTH! Oxytocin is My drug of choice!
@manasvisharma4990 3 жыл бұрын
Okay Christina P is SO FRICKING GORGEOUS. Like ooh mama! 👀
@linzymahoney4941 2 жыл бұрын
I choked on water when Ali Wong started doing the faces
@B1GK1NG 2 жыл бұрын
Out of all the female comedians. She was the only one that made me laugh with her seductive look faces 😂
@ThangVu-kw6zd 2 жыл бұрын
Nate's end this clip in a high note. Damn my guy is hilarious.
@petej7002 2 жыл бұрын
“ when we got married we were so poor we lived in a studio apartment” i know that wasnt a joke but still 🥴
@ekdaufin1485 2 жыл бұрын
The Shining joke had me choking laughing.
@matrix_1749 2 жыл бұрын
Tracy Morgan is the inventor of sit-down comedy lol.
@rea_keebine Жыл бұрын
Chris is downright hilarious
@soulassassin0g 3 жыл бұрын
How does Chris Rock look younger now than when he did in the 90's?
@serikidavid 3 жыл бұрын
Money
@untitled6391 2 жыл бұрын
He doesn't
@Afrimusican 2 жыл бұрын
His comedy is Just For Men
@urosrocenovic1349 2 жыл бұрын
Complete absence of giving a fuck 🤣
@kittylemeu 2 жыл бұрын
He looks better than he's ever looked.
@karriefowler2321 2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely adore Dave Chappelle 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@eeccee11 6 ай бұрын
The popcorn 😂 so true
@WowUsernameAvailable Жыл бұрын
Jen's point about farting is so true: it's not intimacy, it's disrespect.
@misterb1132 Жыл бұрын
Why hold it in for two hours like on your first few dates?
@jasonyoung8734 3 жыл бұрын
That last dude killed!
@noemiecansier8466 3 жыл бұрын
You know what if your getting married young, have an officiant of you desired faith or lack thereof walk you through some vows yada yada, DON’T walk into a city hall until you’re both financially literate, independent and have spoken to at least one lawyer. Take Your time, think of it as a trial run, like hand fasting.
@fredstriker2042 2 жыл бұрын
Wrong, The formula you are using is crashing marriage rates. There is no point in even going over it anymore, feminism destroyed marriage, Women expect men to be traditional, yet modern women refuse being traditional for men. Women have no idea what men want from a relationship or marriage. At the end of the day the risks for men far outweigh any reward, if there even is one from a state issued marriage license
@noemiecansier8466 2 жыл бұрын
I have no personal interest in what men want from marriage being that I am a lesbian. But I’m a bit confused, if the formula of both parties (let’s assume a heterosexual pair) being financially independent is what is ruining marriage for men. Than what is this higher risk for men you speak of? Do men want women who aren’t breadwinners, but at the same time won’t demand alimony in the event of a divorce? You can’t have your cake and eat it.
@fredstriker2042 2 жыл бұрын
@@noemiecansier8466 I tried to Respond with a polite comment but our KZfaq overlords keep deleting
@fredstriker2042 2 жыл бұрын
@@noemiecansier8466 Going to try again, and change the wording. I can't speak for marriage in the L Community but I will say they have the highest rate of domesticviolence . We will know more about divorce rates in a few more years when the data is collected. That said in the straight community It is literally a sucker's bet on a cost benefit analysis for men. Most fail, or end up nearly insufferable. Men pay near 100% of all court awarded alimony, and lose custody regularly in the same "courts". There was a time when marriage made sense, and I believe for children it is by far the best option. But it has become literally too big a risk and nothing to be gained for men. Regarding traditionalism. Women routinely have a long laundry list of what they expect in their men, in fact the demands being almost delusional. That said to shorten the list down, they want their men to be traditional Providers and protectors. In fact they want them to make more money than they do even they do and will rarely date under. As for men, the overwhelming majority would prefer their women more in a traditional role yet when this is discussed they are deemed every form of shaming language and literally ridiculed for doing what women have done themselves
@victornyamu2547 10 ай бұрын
No be
@kellymorrell3508 4 ай бұрын
Kris Rock and last guy were the best for sure!! Funny stuff
@deesplayworldtv 2 жыл бұрын
:47 a little gas shot out at the Gucci bag joke lol
@ToyaWilliams 3 жыл бұрын
These were hilarious!!!
@rickjames4031 2 жыл бұрын
Dave Chappell got that building a case line from Patrice O’Neil
@honkingantalope 2 жыл бұрын
That Christina P joke is right off a cold opening from king of Queens. It's about doug trying to find scissors and Carrie gets mad at him. Then she makes him look for them on his own and he finds them. Then right afterwards he asks where the tape is and she walks out of the room.
@timothystitzel5444 2 жыл бұрын
Or, it actually happened. Happens quite frequently in my marriage. I guess we are copying King of Queens?
@luckylib 3 жыл бұрын
I needed this.
@qudavid1128 3 жыл бұрын
@3:10, I hope he doesn't eat 'it' that way 😄
@colesteele3594 3 жыл бұрын
People forget Seinfeld was dating a 17 year old girl, when he was 40.
@OldSoAndSo 3 жыл бұрын
The "issues" he's talking about is she couldn't spend the night with him because she had homework
@StoneyLover93 3 жыл бұрын
Eww wtf that’s sick
@P8860 3 жыл бұрын
Well his idol is Woody Allen so I'm not surprised
@haremking7256 3 жыл бұрын
So what,would it HV made a difference if she was 18
@P8860 3 жыл бұрын
@@haremking7256 For regular civilians, yes. For celebrities, it depends on who you know.
@Mio248 2 жыл бұрын
That last one had me dying.
@ekdaufin1485 2 жыл бұрын
Lots of laughs. Thank you.
@EnoughAndToSpare 2 жыл бұрын
Nate is so freaking funny 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dude371121 3 жыл бұрын
Birbiglia is out there sounding like Louie
@robins.9700 2 жыл бұрын
Woo Chris is getting too real...i gotta have my husband watch this 🤣
@nicolebrown-dominguez4605 3 жыл бұрын
You notice most of the male comedians address the marriage issues with sex, and the women ask them to simply be an adult?
@branon6565 3 жыл бұрын
Apparently you haven't heard that the rumor is true, we do indeed think with our penis, it always knows what's best, when are women going to learn this? 😅
@Thinkpositivebepositive1 3 жыл бұрын
Because mens don’t want sex, they need it! When you know the difference your marriage its gonna be happy! 😉
@Revolution-tl5wo 3 жыл бұрын
@@branon6565 It's not our job to make up for your failings.
@LeviathanLee 3 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing that's a joke. Because about half of this was about odd habits. Aka the stuff you claim is grown up. The last guy said NOTHING about sex. He did point out the immature thought process of his wife. The inability to apply logic. Which btw most adults and especially men consider to be quite childish. 😆
@TheAcademik 3 жыл бұрын
@@Revolution-tl5wo tbf I don't think desiring sex and intimacy in a relationship where that's a standard expectation is any more of a failing than wanting equal work put in on your property.
@broaddusmarines 2 жыл бұрын
I could watch three hours of this.
@angelworley6442 3 жыл бұрын
100!!! These Brother's on point!🔥
@KlaskeyProductions 2 жыл бұрын
7:55 ... If everything didn't have to be perfectly tucked away and out of sight, I wouldn't need to ask! Lmao
@Gmp23 2 жыл бұрын
Ok but the last one is so relatable !!
@latifajenkins6547 3 жыл бұрын
I want you to talk like regular people lol
@nicelikejesus 2 жыл бұрын
That Ray Romano stand up is hilarious.
@zebbirising.1 5 ай бұрын
I saw Ali Live at the 02 in London supporting Dave Chappele and Chris Rock .....she was Hilarious. The Netflix specials are also Hilarious. Shes a great comedian. I Love her.
@modelingsuccesssuccessfull2607 2 жыл бұрын
The last joke! Lmao 🤣
@RebeccaLynnMusic 3 жыл бұрын
Great compilation!
@jamesmaddison4493 3 жыл бұрын
Hello pretty How are you doing?
@RebeccaLynnMusic 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamesmaddison4493 I see that you 🤖 write this to multiple women. You might want to rethink that. Mr. Robot.
@MorskotoOko 2 жыл бұрын
For the last comedian case: Please always say what you mean. That goes both ways. You don’t ask - What time do you leave. You ask - what time do you fly? Her response therefore will and must be the exact time. That's the best way to communicate. Use simple words. Don't expect the other to know what you mean. Don't expect the other to speak your way. Talk to each other in a simple understandable way. It's so easy.
@Sandi-ke9mi 10 ай бұрын
Lol, kittens without whiskers charity! Married 33 years and I still love him. Idk why he still puts up with me. 🥰
@mr_blue8208 2 жыл бұрын
Christina P. is ON POINT!!!!!! 😅
@dezzylele23 2 жыл бұрын
I am a woman in my late 30's and I have to say that Chris Rock is ABSOLUTELY correct in the importance of sex. Lots of sex. To the people who think they should wait until marriage: do you want to find out when it's to late that the sex is bad?? EVERYTHING else you can work on- moods, education, credit, communication, even tummy tucks and nose jobs. Everything else you can fix. But if the sex between you isn't good. If it doesn't make you FLY, everything else between you guys will slowly crumble. So find your best lay, and marry that person, and have sex all the time. Instead of a kiss goodbye in the morning and welcome home after work- bone. Make it your way of saying goodnight and good morning. Do this and everything else will work itself out and you will also smile more than all your friends too. I promise, it works!
@Wise-Lady-La-Aura 2 жыл бұрын
You better have something else going on between the two of you, though. You better like each other. What happens when you're not in bed? That's just as important. I promise you need more than just a cock in the pussy. If not, then it will not last at all.
@sweetie3.145 3 жыл бұрын
People need to think. Stop giving into feelings.
@michaelblue6150 3 жыл бұрын
Thinking is hard work, that's why most don't do it
@everettsykes1774 3 жыл бұрын
Ali Wong: The Rimmer! Lol
@mienzillaz 2 жыл бұрын
That last bit is so true.
@supersaiyan8437 2 жыл бұрын
That pregnant lady crazy 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@VenusmarieLeto 2 жыл бұрын
That whole show and her other one too are unlike anything else!!!!
@supersaiyan8437 2 жыл бұрын
@@VenusmarieLeto what’s it called
@michaelblue6150 3 жыл бұрын
Comedians speak the truth
@davidross8233 3 жыл бұрын
I loved being married even though my ex wife despised me. I don’t know if I’ll ever know why I was happy under those circumstances.
@conorm2524 2 жыл бұрын
You should do some soul searching about that. Could be some co-dependency issues. I spent about 4 years digging into myself on why I did what I did in my younger years. It helped me immensely.
@aztekempire 2 жыл бұрын
that 🐱must feel real good, I can bet that
@Wise-Lady-La-Aura 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha! - Because almost every mouthy mean person wants you to say you were happy! People want married people to say they were happy or they fight with you. It's bizzare!!
@fredstriker2042 Жыл бұрын
Sounds like you could actually use some therapy. That is not healthy and extremely toxic
@tas22222 3 жыл бұрын
Adore Chris !! Mike
@jamesmaddison4493 3 жыл бұрын
Hello pretty How are you doing?
@lynngriesemer4940 2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes comedians poke fun at marriage and are vulgar and crude about it. I like the comedians who are realistic and point out the positive side of marriage. Dry Bar comics are a little more positive.
@finaltouchpro648 2 жыл бұрын
Dry Bar is lit!
@fredstriker2042 2 жыл бұрын
Sadly it's almost impossible to not be vulgar and crude because most of the jokes that come from marriage regard sex and the lack thereof.
@Aint_no_senators_son 2 жыл бұрын
Positive? The best part of marriage is a divorce. I'm positive about that.
@fredstriker2042 2 жыл бұрын
@@Aint_no_senators_son truth. There is not one benefit for a man in a marriage and the list of risks is endless
@Saasan 2 жыл бұрын
I get that comedy isn't usually someone bragging about how well things are going for them, but yikes. I promise y'all marriage doesn't have to be a shit show.
@branon6565 2 жыл бұрын
It does HAVE to be, but inevitably, marriage is the most expensive hell one can impose upon oneself.....it's horrific....
@akm1967 2 жыл бұрын
Still think I'll give that a miss. Look at the stats. And the ones that are still married, 60% of those are just stuck!
@jeanlaubenthal698 2 жыл бұрын
It’s not ...if you keep...
@SeyvenRoses 2 жыл бұрын
Very true
@tinockovietea2470 2 жыл бұрын
We all hate/ get fkn annoyed by the people we love. Human condition. Doesn't mean we'd chose life without "em.
@SailorGreenTea 3 жыл бұрын
0:01, amen.
@TheRyanfork 2 жыл бұрын
Ali Wong I mean she hype!!!!!
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