"You passive aggressive robot sack of ketchup pee! GAH!" Best Hank Green quote ever.

I agree that “gay” is an extremely lame and immature insult. Instead, I like to use “passive aggressive robot sack of ketchup pee”.

EVERYTHING IS CHEMICALS

Man, we need more of Hank ranting on stuff.

I've watched 3:37 7 times already and the "GAH" at the end just keeps getting funnier

'You passive aggressive robot sack of ketchup pee! GAH!' *laughs* Get's me every time! :D

#PassiveAggressiveRobotSackOfKetchupPee

I die laughing every time Hank calls the "U-Scan" a "Passive Aggressive Robot Sack of Ketchup Pee!".

If I tried to talk as fast as Hank I'd probably faint because I wouldn't have time to breathe. How the hell does he do that? xD

EVERYTHING IS CHEMICALS!

number seven is my favorite. just because I don't know every single little tiny thing of that fandom.....doesn't mean I "don't deserve to even know about it" or I" am not really a fan at all. just a wannabe"

"ye passive aggressive robot sack of ketchup pee" Shakespearean insult of the century

thank you for introducing us all to the phrase 'diabolical turd face'. That's amazing.

Passive Aggressive Robot Sack Of Ketchup Pee Iconic. If you make this into a t-shirt I will buy 3 of them over the course of my lifetime.

I love it when Hank goes insane in 3:32

I LOVE the part about not knowing every single detail of something youre a fan of. Everyone starts out not knowing, it doesnt make them less of a fan. And some people also dont have memories as good as others. I can quote the entire film Juno, it doesnt mean that i like it more than my sister does though.

i have watched this so many times and somehow hank being unbelievably frustrated and angry brings me so much joy

...Just shake up the squeezable ketchup bottle, man.

Is there a way to down load "PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE ROBOT SACK OF KETCHUP PEE ... GAH". ?

Hank, one rage every three months is permitted. Just try not to hurt anyone who doesn't deserve it.

Actually, it is a good idea to let out your anger every once in a while. Short term, versus long term effects. The short term of letting out your anger, is you get angrier, however, the long term, you feel better. Where not letting out anger, short term, you seem like a nice happier person, but the long term you'll just become an angry person with uncontrollable spouts of rage.

Eating a tub of lard while watching a Firefly marathon. That's probably a thing.

Best insult: Passive Aggressive Robot Sack of Ketchup Pee

1:30 I have had "IT'S YOUR PEE AND SOMEONE IS GONNA HAVE TO CLEAN IT UP" play in my head literally EVERY time I've used the bathroom for the last 6 years So thanks, Hank. The toilet seat is always cleaner after I use it thanks to you.

I want "Everything is chemicals" on a t-shirt.

Oh my god this is the hardest I've laughed in months. *EVERYTHING IS CHEMICALS!!*

If you ask a friend over, DON'T TELL THEM TO WAIT WHILE YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES!

I feel envigerated to have my own rants so here I go! 1. If you bring your phone to a cinema, TURN IT OFF!!! Honest to god I saw one kid bring a PSP into the film thAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!! 2. People who think that the term "Mary Sue" means a character who is perfect are gonna have a bad time since thats wrong! It means "A character who is so perfect that they are unharmed and not threatend by the works of the narritive." 3. Anyone who says "You don't get it" in a vapid attempt to sound superior please feel free to drench yourself in oil and light yourself on fire! 4. Strong female characters are characters that are written as deep and complex as their male counter parts and NOT just a cheap badass action girl!! Black Widow (In the movies) is not a strong female character since she is no where near developed as the other male heroes (Though I hope this will change with upcoming movies). 5. If you watch a show or movie simply because there are attractive people in it and no other reason you need to reevaulate your priorities. 6. People who argue over sub or dub anime need to go back into 2008 when this debate was still new because the rest of us anime fans are fucking sick of it!! 7. Shipping is fun. Shipping real people is fun. Deluding yourself into saying that 2 people are a thing or that their sexuality is different than what they say because of your ship is creepy and needs to stop (Dan and Phill fans I'm looking at most of you). 8. Fellas! If you are put in the friendzone then maturely accept rejection and continue to support your friend. Go all fedora "nice guy" on her and you deserve to be eaten alive by tiny ants from the inside out!! 9. If you laugh or belittle a straight guy for not wanting to kiss/caress sexually/advanced physical contact for hypothetical amount of money than please leave this planet and tell me what its like to breathe on Mars! Its not that they are homophobic that it makes them uncomfortable but the fact that they are not attracted to men! Just like how a lesbian would be uncomfortable in the same situation! 10. Tumblr....just Tumblr's attitude in general. 11. And finally!! If you throw away more than 3 slices of pizza in one sitting then I will personally rip down your throat and rearrange all your inner organs to the point where your heart in near your crotch and your bladder is in your lung!!

Best moment: *dramatic zoom* So don't!

But Hank! if you shake the bottle before you use it, you dont get the pink ketchup piss!

Watching Hank freak out has got to be one of the best things in this world XD

Every now and then I come back here for the boost of serotonin.

LOL! The best insult for a self serve checkout ever.

2:30 gets me every time

I have had a very stressful and draining day today. Watching random vlogbrothers videos might be the only thing at this moment that can make me feel good. Thank you both for being awesome and reminding me the world is bigger than myself. Also, "passive aggressive robot sack of ketchup pee... GAH!" always makes me laugh, so thanks, Hank. I know you probably won't see this but I just wanted to express my exhausted and stressed out gratitude for what seems like the only bit of genuine, untainted enjoyment I've had all day.

Still one of my favorite videos.

The fact that hank years later would call American his favorite cheese, referencing its wigglyness, is character growth.

I LOOVVE THIS!!! My friend and I quote it waay to often!

It's funny how when you're writing a comment, it says "share your thoughts" but you can post nothing but a space, and it will work.

10 years later, and we still have the same problems, and Hank is still saying everything correctly

You need your own TV station 24/7 ...

Ha. Passive aggressive sack of ketchup pee is the funniest sentence I've ever heard!

Whenever I ask someone how they are and they say, "I can't complain!" I encourage them to try harder.

I've never seen a nerd this angry,since that nerd got into a fight about religion with a christian.

I yelled at SIX people today for using gay as an insult. SIX FREAKING PEOPLE. THAT'S SIX LIVING BREATHING HUMAN BEINGS. THAT IOS ABSOFREAKINGLUTELY RIDICULOUS.

I showed my cousion the part about using gay as an insult. She called you gay I yelled "immature and stupid", and I got yelled at... :I I hate social convention...

Hank is hilarious and so angry at times on his Twitter and TikTok nowadays and I love it! So I literally searched up Hank Green mad on KZfaq to find this gem. We need more angry but good people like Hank to counter the angry horrible people in the world.

POSSIBLY ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS I HAVE SEEN ON KZfaq! I swear I've ranted about each of those things on multiple occasions.

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE ROBOT SACK OF KETCHUP PEE is my new go to insult.

"PARSOKP" is now my favorite insult.

I have watched this video so many times. It was the video that introduced me to vlogbrothers and it has forever been my favorite.

I need to watch this every once in a while. It helps! Thank you Hank!

Firefly and Buffy....I love you Hank ❤️

When you were saying about how you have it good and everything, it reminded me of a conversation my mum and I had recently, and she said one thing that really stuck in my mind- 'Just because other people have problems worse than yours, does not mean your problems are insignificant.' god damn I love my mum

This video makes my day I always come back to watch it when I feel shitty

Wrap your hand around the upper-neck of the bottle with one finger over the cap to make sure it doesn't fly off or open.Swing the bottle with your arm from the elbow or shoulder. Don't shake, swing the bottle in a wide arch once or twice. The centrifugal force pushes all the catsup from the bottom of the bottle to the top and displaces all the catsup pee into the mix so it's not runny. Then turn the bottle upright, open the cap and tip over your plate for a perfect poor, every time.

I hate people who can't understand that not everybody comprehends things the same way as they do. Dear delinquent friends: if you see this, please stop punching me. It really freaking hurts and don't you dare expect me to just think that you're joking.

That was "John Wayne Toilet Paper"; it's rough and tough and takes no shit

10 years late and no one is mentioning the dolly zoom at 3:03!!!!!!!!! That was chef's kiss

I agree with EVERYTHING said in this video. These rants are so spot-on that it's... YES!!!

0:52 me @ everyone I know

While I can't emphasize enough how your choice to avoid angry ranting has likely done an incredible amount of good for the reputation of the vlogbrothers, I enjoyed this video enough to want more! So many more! It's like if H.L. Mencken was a nerd!

This will always and forever be my favourite vlogbrothers video, if not my favourite KZfaq video.

BTW: If you hit UP on the ketchup bottle, the ketchup will come out please spread the word this is IMPORTANT

3:33 Gets me every time. xD

Whenever I'm feeling down, I come to this video. This is my favorite.

I love this channel. I am new to the channel, and I found it due to the Fault in Our Stars. I'm not ashamed to admit it. Hank, you are hilarious!! Keep being awesome!!

You know, I have to point out that indeed a "turdface" would seem to stand to gain from increased ply in toilet paper, unless their defining feature was crucial to their identity, in which I would have to understand why the propagation of that ply would be ideal.

This is your primal scream

I've watched this video so many times I recite the rants with him every time now😂😂😂 This video never fails to make me smile

I remember watching this when it came out and laughing uncontrollably then immediately rewatching it. I wonder what it says about me that this is one of my favorite vlogbrothers videos, but it matters that it makes me laugh.

Seriously people. Please stop saying "That's gay". Even more importantly, PLEASE stop using "retarded" as an insult. You're really just saying "that's stupid" or "messed up" and gay people or people with special needs are neither.

A Hank favorite

It makes me happy that the books on the right hand shelves on the bookcase behind you are in colour order!

When I feel irritated, uptight, upset, or sad, I watch this video and it makes me feel a ton better. Happiness is key. Hilarious video. DO ANOTHER PLEASE...

Hank, you are the cutest.

If your nose whistles, LEAVE THE ROOM AND BLOW YOUR STUPID NOSE!

I love the zoom in on, "So stop." It's just so Smooth.

I'm in the middle of a really bad classroom meet. And this really made my day.

Passive Aggressive Sack Of Ketchup Pee......best phrase Ever!

I LOVE THIS> THAT IS NOT CHEESE> THANKYOU

This is one of my all time favorite vlogbrothers vids. :)

I just bwafflesnorted my way through this :3 I am in total agreement with the device for indicating your intention to turn, seems to be an optional extra on a lot of cars these days. Good rant a* would watch again.

Ya it is weird that people use 'gay' as an insult, the other day I saw someone on youtube use 'transgender' as an insult. Like saying it to a pre-adolescent boy who I guess he thought looked girly 'cuz his hair was long and curly and he had really big eyes. Did I just make a poem?

y'know you do have the option to mute the passive aggressive voice on self serve checkouts. It's the volume control at the bottom of the screen. Give it a try some time.

this is amazing, theyre all te small things that give you what I like to think of as eye twitch rage: when its ridiculous to talk about ut happens so much its kind of ridiculous XS.

this is probably one of my favourite hank videos!

I totally agree regarding the bathroom paper rant. Do those companies really save money when I fold the bathroom paper 10 times to make the process somewhat sanitary?

As soon as he starts talking about Buffy the vampire slayer I couldn't help but think he and AmazingPhil need to collaborate xD

This has got to be one of my favs

I still quote this video anytime someone forgets to use their turn signal.

Amen Hank. Amen.

I laughed so hard at the chemicals rant. One of my biggest pet peeves

i watch this video every few months, it's probably my favorite thing in all of youtube

I love the Green brothers... This seriously never fails to make me chuckle

The earphone and chair thing! I broke my favourite pair of earphones because of that!

I think I've ranted about at least 15 of these things at some point or another. ESPECIALLY people not wiping up their frigging pee! Oh but I've had worse, Hank. While working at Wendy's, someone's baby's full diaper spilled all over the floor of the bathroom. You know who had to clean up all that baby poop? Yeah. Me. I'm talking like a giant pile of diarrhea. How something so teeny and adorable can produce that much crap, I will never know. To the mom's credit, she tried to clean it up. But the frigging cheap toilet paper just wasn't doing it. It just added to the mess.

That dolly zoom was so nice, good talent there!

Such a great video. Could not stop laughing. Needed this before finals.

0:54 I thought he was going to say Your Mom -_- oh how my friends have poisoned me so