this video is about trying tac products is what i'm doing in this video thanks to Christian for filming / pancancakes
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@enderblaze20343 жыл бұрын
Note to self- never break into Danny’s basement if I don’t want to fucking die
@ariella28283 жыл бұрын
i live there you know the hiuse tour he said repeatedly said its okay t come to his house so i moved in
@oscy79093 жыл бұрын
You’re gonna die the second you break in. 1. You break a window 2. You died
@LunarEleven3 жыл бұрын
Or you'll just turn around and leave as soon as you see the fucking nutcracker gang, and then you'll be so severely traumatized you'll *wish* you were dead. Being haunted by nightmares of nutcrackers is undoubtedly a fate worse than death.
@finnsaffelsipes3 жыл бұрын
something about a guy in a possum shirt driving a tesla feels right
@seroski67063 жыл бұрын
Very
@DrSauce873 жыл бұрын
Spaghetti
@xxgenericedgytitlexx24833 жыл бұрын
@@DrSauce87 I agree
@DrSauce873 жыл бұрын
@@xxgenericedgytitlexx2483 yes
@hollithomas22223 жыл бұрын
Dis
@spideraba7692 жыл бұрын
"It's a tactical flashlight and a tactical _bash_ light that you could use in a practically brash fight." I love this line.
@natalies_nook_of_novels2 жыл бұрын
Danny Gonzalez? Nah, he's dr. suess now
@artisanaul3 ай бұрын
suess@@natalies_nook_of_novels
@alexanderhamilton03142 жыл бұрын
Danny is such an odd concept of existence. Driving a Tesla in a possum shirt and an empty basement with the banished nutcrackers. What a character that makes the world such a better place.
@jisooswife343Y Жыл бұрын
ahaha this deserved more likes
@evelynazural4686 Жыл бұрын
👌
@CockapooCrazy7377 ай бұрын
It needs another 1mil likes
@alice-yr9mt4 ай бұрын
All while wearing his little old man slippers
@Stoneeeeemo2 ай бұрын
tbh the tesla came out of nowhere i had no idea i really thought danny had a toyota or something
@rfk22983 жыл бұрын
Creeper: Doing literally nothing Danny: *and I took that personally*
@cummuncher49143 жыл бұрын
why are you reusing a dead meme? It's not funny, it's just awful
@ToastyMattress3 жыл бұрын
@@cummuncher4914 shut
@sarahsant62483 жыл бұрын
Mom energy
@wolfeevi3 жыл бұрын
@@cummuncher4914 i laughed
@Jnwora133 жыл бұрын
@@cummuncher4914 the last dance jokes are always nice. Even if it’s not funny. Mj is a goat
@joebaumbach88723 жыл бұрын
i feel like danny’s hair likes to get a little bit goofy and wacky on this second channel too.
@BluebeerryBPS3 жыл бұрын
So does his fashion sense
@okay80563 жыл бұрын
It be like: Main Channel: ✨🌟 Goofy Channel: 💥☄️🌧🌊🔥
@manboy47203 жыл бұрын
he's not like other girls.
@sarahgreene42643 жыл бұрын
my favorite song atm kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nsuJaKSWvd_SYmw.html
@TiredEyesAlwaysSee3 жыл бұрын
And he zooms in on random things
@queenelizabethii43972 жыл бұрын
I love how marketers dont understand that "millitary grade" literally means lowest quality possible while still remaining functional to cut costs
@Jadeelmao Жыл бұрын
That’s new to me but just makes a lot of sense of stupid companies to do to make bank
@emperorhaya5351 Жыл бұрын
also military grade probably means low comfort because comfort is the least of your priorities in a warzone
@judeconnor-macintyre9874 Жыл бұрын
They probably know, but "military grade" sounds good to a certain type of consumer.
@alondraantunez7474 Жыл бұрын
@@apho-sappho she died today
@corncorn5815 Жыл бұрын
Rip
@sethharris813 Жыл бұрын
"As you can clearly see, he's about to attack me." Danny might have a future in US law enforcement in case this whole KZfaq thing doesn't pan out.
@phantomsearcher2.9210 ай бұрын
Just because I liked the comment doesn't mean I /like/ the comment ya dig?
@Sapphosroommate4 ай бұрын
I thought that at the “I thought I saw him move” line lol
@LeoBezan3 жыл бұрын
He is goofy, wacky, silly and he drinks La Croix.
@zoemochi3 жыл бұрын
It's tactical Dantical
@qracer57083 жыл бұрын
and eats any packet he finds in a product Y U M
@bluewall98943 жыл бұрын
King
@lilys46593 жыл бұрын
And drives a Tesla
@hannahbloom3 жыл бұрын
don’t forget a little random
@bwi_nni18713 жыл бұрын
danny: he's about to attack me creeper: *is tied to the chair* danny: that does not look good
@mysteryname67923 жыл бұрын
Well maybe he wasn't tied to the chair. Maybe if we used the Tac visor, we'd see that he's also a real boy.
@sirreal78703 жыл бұрын
Congratulations 🎉, you get the joke!
@user-te1zl6jc1b3 жыл бұрын
He was close to him he could get exploded
@nuv29873 жыл бұрын
He found the joke!
@gvoworld19773 жыл бұрын
@@mysteryname6792 ;-;
@madsstokes2 жыл бұрын
The TacShaver worked so well that Danny's never been able to grow facial hair since!
@fandomjuice7521 Жыл бұрын
or before. it's a prophetic razor.
@xxQeQzxx10 ай бұрын
no its a TacShaver.
@Lily-xg1qq9 ай бұрын
Danny holding the nutcracker with one hand and beating the shit out of it with the other hand while wearing a possum shirt is the most Danny thing ever
@spenserlopez99573 жыл бұрын
Danny’s hair making him look like a soft boy Wolverine.
@PuppetOnStrings6663 жыл бұрын
Such an accurate description, love it
@calebbuchanan48873 жыл бұрын
The accuracy you just hit with this one
@kiley68983 жыл бұрын
W-wow thats spot on
@caviar_consumer3 жыл бұрын
So true
@daMEGatron3 жыл бұрын
I can’t unsee it now
@lolbutt1243 жыл бұрын
The more I learn about Danny's personal life the more I get confused about Danny
@somename3713 жыл бұрын
He owns a frickin tesla
@myrillya3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, me too. Because of the fridge I'm now wondering if he has kids. 🤔
@KatrinaFillmore3 жыл бұрын
@@myrillya They're most likely cousins/nieces/nephews/etc.
@rimazmustafa69903 жыл бұрын
@@myrillya I had to rewatch the video to see it I couldn't miss that part 😂😂
@BigRiceEnergy3 жыл бұрын
@@myrillya I remember him mentioning the pics are his nieces and nephews from Laura’s side of the family
@hungryhedgehog4201 Жыл бұрын
I love how he cant think of any other way a razor in the bathroom could get wet other than accidentally dropping into your drink.
@francescag785 Жыл бұрын
“Blink, blonk, blink” -Danny putting batteries in
@anyanaylor3 жыл бұрын
I never realized how ingrained not eating silica gel packs was into my brain until my whole body had a visceral reaction to danny putting one in his mouth briefly
@vanillabatbones3 жыл бұрын
yeah, i gasped lmao
@Lillianstenger45763 жыл бұрын
Dude when that happened I had a mini heart attack
@red.gem_3 жыл бұрын
huh?? i must've missed this, when
@anyanaylor3 жыл бұрын
@@red.gem_ 11:53
@red.gem_3 жыл бұрын
@@anyanaylor holy shit hahaha
@queenoffabulous21563 жыл бұрын
I was worried what would happen if the nutcracker accidentally broke when he hit it only to discover there's a whole army in the basement
@Jade-wl5wk3 жыл бұрын
This was my exact reaction too. Still feels wrong to see him beat up little nutcracker guy though
@SJ-hf6nz3 жыл бұрын
Same I was a bit nervous until I saw them all hanging out in the basement
@bunnylover31193 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for him to do another nutcracker sketch😭
@grayblethenerd3 жыл бұрын
a whole army? like greg!
@spiderycider2 жыл бұрын
@@grayblethenerd the nutcracker army is the second fastest growing army on the internet
@zephyr12345 Жыл бұрын
“Put your hands up! We’ve caught you!” “But I’m innocent!” “Oh yeah? Prove it!” “My tac bat is in self defense mode” “Ok sir you’re free to go”
@davidkeener50632 жыл бұрын
Danny’s second channel is doing so well! He should really think about starting a main channel to complement all the goofy stuff he does here.
@VamphierAJ3 жыл бұрын
Danny is so tactical now. Too tactical. We can't stop him.
@purejudgement53143 жыл бұрын
He's a weapon of mass destruction
@taswani52553 жыл бұрын
It was inevitable
@helledising82733 жыл бұрын
Dantactical
@username55693 жыл бұрын
We can’t trust him
@carsonpreston64573 жыл бұрын
2 danny 2 tactical 🥶
@KenzieTown3 жыл бұрын
His basement basically being empty other than the nutcrackers is disturbing
@swaggyyoutuber29633 жыл бұрын
And the orphans
@Lucky-os5se3 жыл бұрын
At least there' variation, there was a white-capped.
@ToastyMattress3 жыл бұрын
@@solardragon9588 yes
@Emma-nb8cx3 жыл бұрын
And the dead bodies
@dababycar33043 жыл бұрын
E
@ZacGames25Ай бұрын
The creeper tied up on the chair in his basement seems more like a hostage situation
@crystalgoddess40852 жыл бұрын
The reason the self-defense mode didn't work was because the room was too bright. It's intended for low light environments, because of the constant, rapid shift between light and dark being difficult for the eyes to keep up with.
@RoscoeWasHere3 жыл бұрын
Danny: "So I'm gonna test this flashlight out in a tactical situation" *Sets up a Dexter kill room in his basement*
@samanthahunter82023 жыл бұрын
AHGHHH I get it
@SpaceshipHome3 жыл бұрын
Gotta write off those renovations somehow
@mrbones81153 жыл бұрын
was it drew recording ? it sounded like him
@Camila-gq5kr3 жыл бұрын
@@mrbones8115 I think it was in the tiktok viral song video where he says something about a camera man, not Drew (sorry for my english, I'm from Chile)
@Simon-il5nr3 жыл бұрын
@@mrbones8115 no look at the desreption
@florian55603 жыл бұрын
WHY WOULD YOU HIT THE NUTCRACKER, HE’S A REAL BOY
@aneoliveira14643 жыл бұрын
That's why he did it
@kurti.cy.3 жыл бұрын
*FINALLY WE CAN SEE HIM*
@colebryan79633 жыл бұрын
@@Dragnulls good luck in hell
@aluminium96783 жыл бұрын
@@Dragnulls that had literally nothing to do with anything
@ANUBIS_BALCORTA3 жыл бұрын
taste test
@damianmroczny Жыл бұрын
i really love how danny basically refered to sparkling water as " violent water "
@ellyr7an2 жыл бұрын
As a marine i will say the term “military tough” scares me. To many memories of faulty gear
@claire.49643 жыл бұрын
wait so if Danny’s nutcracker in his office is a real boy- does that mean the 4 other nutcrackers in his basement are also real boys? Danny are you holding kids hostage? Is this the wacky and silly stuff you’re talking about?
@TheBlockDocs3 жыл бұрын
He also beat the one in his office with a tactical bat. Does he do this to the other nutcrackers?
@liladupuis41383 жыл бұрын
I was nervously waiting the whole time for them to come to life
@prig15573 жыл бұрын
@@liladupuis4138 VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
@Ashcashfain3 жыл бұрын
@@TheBlockDocs I think that the logical conclusion here is that Danny beats all of the real boys he is holding hostage in his basement.
@niightcrawler3 жыл бұрын
lore
@carolineford23693 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: this is the creeper’s basement and Danny was the attacker the entire time.
@nickyy36823 жыл бұрын
😳
@sabrinazz46623 жыл бұрын
wait, it isn't supposed to be that?
@mara.j3 жыл бұрын
Plot untwist: it's the creepers' KZfaq channel and Danny hijacked the whole thing and is living his life
@LunarEleven3 жыл бұрын
It IS actually the creeper's basement but he sublets to Danny's nutcrackers.
@temporarysecretaryy3 жыл бұрын
👁👄👁
@Im_Derivative Жыл бұрын
Fun fact, they rate tactical flashlights with nautical miles so first responders at sea know whether or not they'll be able to do a search in open water with it.
@rileylittleravenАй бұрын
Okay, now /that/ makes sense. Thanks for the info!
@Rat-King2 жыл бұрын
i don't remember the tac wallet video at all, but i guarantee that one of the selling points was that it's made with "military grade Kevlar," which knives go straight through
@louistourigny3 жыл бұрын
Why are we not more terrified of HOW clean this mans basement is. I need a blacklight tour of that basement...
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao it totally reminded me of these scenes in like crime shows or so, where they put up the white fabric and all and then kill someone
@RaphaelleLD3 жыл бұрын
dexter vibes
@MissDraiha3 жыл бұрын
It's a murder room
@trixanity2033 жыл бұрын
@ Danny Gonzalez SERIAL KILLER CONFIRMED?! 😱😱😱
@jasper36973 жыл бұрын
@@trixanity203 i think we already knew that from his shirt
@emmadoesartonline3 жыл бұрын
me trying to enjoy the video my brain: danny has a weird basement. scary eye shirt. danny has a tesla.
@anna_banana4143 жыл бұрын
it’s a possum shirt 😭😭
@Simon-il5nr3 жыл бұрын
Appousom
@emas55113 жыл бұрын
opossum moment
@emas55113 жыл бұрын
@@Simon-il5nr opossum*
@jaruna36623 жыл бұрын
Me too He has really big basement
@heatherallen78962 жыл бұрын
imagine breaking into someones home and they're just wearing a opossum shirt
@citysick5 ай бұрын
And no pants?
@MischievousWisp2 жыл бұрын
Regarding the point at 11:12, you can get prescription sunglasses. As someone who has worn glasses just about all their life, I've gotten a pair of regular lens glasses and sunglasses whenever I've got a new prescription. So while it's a good reason, it's also kinda avoidable.
@chronically_btch3 ай бұрын
except theyre pricey. my insurance covers my regular glasses for free, but the sunglasses I would have to pay for out of pocket. The visor is probably cheaper.
@madi8463 жыл бұрын
I can’t fully comprehend that this is actually a grown man who is married, has a house, and a Tesla. in my brain he’s like broke and 21 and working on a bachelors in media arts or something
@celestialnichole3 жыл бұрын
me who’s actually broke, 21, working on a bachelors in Digital Media Arts •_____•
@madi8463 жыл бұрын
@@celestialnichole Hang in there bud
@FaeTheGay3 жыл бұрын
@@celestialnichole I'm broke and 20 and was last year working an Associates in digital media arts but then tbh I gave up and decided to go to beauty school to become a makeup artist in which the program is only 8 months
@WitchDetective3 жыл бұрын
I feel like he's that way in everyone's head cannon
@michelletear45873 жыл бұрын
he’s 26🤷♀️🤷♀️
@villaimouse3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe they named a La Croix flavor after Colonel Sanders' world renowned former workplace, Le Petit Pamplemoose
@konoisms_3 жыл бұрын
hello ms.sonia
@superstellarhere3 жыл бұрын
Exactly my thoughts!
@xavioncampbell55593 жыл бұрын
They should name one for danny Gonzalez
@aeliatain2727 Жыл бұрын
"if you remember" says danny, as if he didnt use the tac visor to create the most disturbing sketch in existence
@leroderickstrong77002 жыл бұрын
I just discovered the "La Croix" drink in this video (I live in France) and I find it so funny because they sell it like it's french (it's not at all) and the funniest thing is that we have a brand called "La Croix" in France but ... it's bleach x)
@luthientinuviel3883 Жыл бұрын
Maybe its French Canadian idk
@gr33ngirlsea Жыл бұрын
Its Creole! That's why its pronounced differently than European French.
@davedecot5427 Жыл бұрын
Is this what Edina was on about?
@Aforementioned11 ай бұрын
@@gr33ngirlsea It's a Wisconsin brand, it has nothing to do with any variety of Creole. We pronounce La Croix differently than French speakers because we're not speaking French...
@gr33ngirlsea11 ай бұрын
@Aforementioned You're right! Idk where I read it was Creole. Everything I just found said it was named after the St.Croix river, which is pronounced as an American pronunciation of the word Croix, the French word for cross.
@Zoe-rr8wj3 жыл бұрын
danny’s new haircut makes him look like a cool 80’s jock who doesn’t get the best grades in school but secretly has a heart of gold
@rhyanne40563 жыл бұрын
i was waiting for someone to comment ab the hair
@shrekyomom3 жыл бұрын
He has a cut of a 8 yr old joel from the last of us. (danny should make a gaming channel
@PokeObsession3 жыл бұрын
His hair is looking amazing!
@theinternet40403 жыл бұрын
Y’all are getting real specific with these things, huh?
@azazel12113 жыл бұрын
J O S U K E
@Squidscripter3 жыл бұрын
Danny attacking a creeper with a flashlight in his unfinished basement is something I never thought I needed
@lucianavila-gatz46673 жыл бұрын
Is that lego Velma?
@flan26963 жыл бұрын
Oh God every time I reload the comments you get more likes. I've never seen that actively happen.
@alexjones25193 жыл бұрын
but we all needed it.
@franken.stein.3 жыл бұрын
The creeper was attacking him, Danny just defended himself😤
@iles.s3 жыл бұрын
I love your pfp
@Lovesomehow Жыл бұрын
13:20 "By anyone who's anyone" Best. Line. Ever.
@mizstories9646 Жыл бұрын
Most youtubers hit a million subscribers and immediately move to LA. I know you were there for a bit, but I'm SO glad you came back. As someone from Ohio it's nice to see one of my favorite KZfaqrs having to deal with the cold and snow from this area of the country. I just feel so SEEN! lol
@lemonily96453 жыл бұрын
I'm disappointed he didn't light the tact wallet on fire to test if it was truly fireproof or not Please light it on fire, Danny
@suchislife43333 жыл бұрын
Burn it with the heat of a thousand suns, Danny. We need to know.
@idreamed_adream3 жыл бұрын
Me tooooo
@tamimai28883 жыл бұрын
Burn it with oil, please danny 🙏
@plainoldcereal94093 жыл бұрын
@@suchislife4333 become escanor
@yerazkaligian78623 жыл бұрын
PlainOldCereal yoo seven deadly sins broo
@nickyy36823 жыл бұрын
Creeper: **does nothing** Danny: so anyways i started *attacking*
@nnh07763 жыл бұрын
Danny: and I took that personally
@JG-bf2gk3 жыл бұрын
(ノ`⌒´)ノ┫:・┻┻
@johnnyfkingsilverhand71203 жыл бұрын
Great joke.....really original
@nnh07763 жыл бұрын
@@johnnyfkingsilverhand7120 okay
@johnnyfkingsilverhand71203 жыл бұрын
Nnh07 okay....why’d you respond? Was I directing it to you?
@reesepiece331 Жыл бұрын
Hearing Danny say fuck and shit is just delightful since he's always so innocent acting.
@the_kashka2 жыл бұрын
I love the little: "if you remember" about the visor, LIKE I COULD EVER FORGET
@abbeyroyael76523 жыл бұрын
No one: Danny: having a colony of nutcrackers in his basement
@pokaay31633 жыл бұрын
Its all the people who unsubscribed, the spell got to them...
@meatlemonade99383 жыл бұрын
that's where they breed. how do you think nutcrackers are made? someone has to breed them
@Vampirbcimcool3 жыл бұрын
@@meatlemonade9938 👁👄👁
@stinkyboy67703 жыл бұрын
They are Craig
@huntern44543 жыл бұрын
It’s like Santa Clause 3, he’s just biking an army so he can become Santa. I knew Danny was up to no good.
@katarinamonkova1143 жыл бұрын
Danny: * hitting the nutcracker * Me: "no wonder nutcracker Danny was so scared and creepy if this is what happens to him every day."
@schmeef27583 жыл бұрын
You can see me?
@rocks19743 жыл бұрын
@@schmeef2758 w-who are you?!
@sbeccy53072 жыл бұрын
Time to buy the new Tac product, the Tac-Dan! He’s extra silly and goofy, and his Lacroix cans are military tough.
@karlnewton5736 Жыл бұрын
Seeing Danny Gonzalez waterboard a razor was amazing. The thing i didn't know i needed was that.
@spicylemons85573 жыл бұрын
Can’t believe he didn’t try to burn the wallet to test it’s “fire resistance” smh
@NateBeeman3 жыл бұрын
I was extremely disappointed
@p-inkinthenight3 жыл бұрын
my disappointment was immeasurable and my day was ruined for this
@georgeimmanuel39923 жыл бұрын
He owes us this one
@spicylemons85573 жыл бұрын
@@georgeimmanuel3992 fr
@polygraphical65373 жыл бұрын
Your pfp looks like his shirt
@transmasc3 жыл бұрын
I knew Danny was doing well but I didn’t know he was doing “buying every single Tac product AND a Tesla” well
@SimonVanliew263 жыл бұрын
What’s it like being a stupid little worm
@ezradactyl3 жыл бұрын
2 channels with 1 mil+ subs, of course he got bank dood
@deepknight9303 жыл бұрын
@@SimonVanliew26 who hurt you
@doctorballs3 жыл бұрын
@@SimonVanliew26 what the hell happened here
@MrCringe101i3 жыл бұрын
@@SimonVanliew26 r u ok
@user-es5sp8yc2s8 ай бұрын
Danny's whole second channel just feels like a ad for La Qroix.
@roundsdm2 жыл бұрын
Re-watching Danny’s old videos again because they comfort me lol❤️
@purgatoryproductions3102 жыл бұрын
same tbh, i always laugh my head off at his videos
@analiasuarez403 жыл бұрын
Can’t believe you just straight up hit the nutcracker like that
@ellabutworse3 жыл бұрын
That combined with what we saw in his main channel video... danny boi better watch his back-
@bodaciousdoggo89713 жыл бұрын
what the FUCK did he do?? I haven’t watched it yet. #dannygonzalezisoverparty I’ve watched it now. Danny needs to repent for his sins.
@maisytube3 жыл бұрын
@@bodaciousdoggo8971 IM A REAL BOY
@wokeuniverse9633 жыл бұрын
He has a bunch in his basement I think it’s fine
@AutumnE3 жыл бұрын
Right so disrespectful 😤
@bethanywillis74433 жыл бұрын
“Military grade means cheapest thing the military could mass produce” - My Dad, in the military
@Virtual_Bastard2 жыл бұрын
Well.... yeah.... that's kinda how it works
@bethanywillis74432 жыл бұрын
@@Virtual_Bastard yeah except a lot of people think military grade means best quality (that’s implied in movies) when that’s not the case
@immapotato27282 жыл бұрын
Lol, I had a flip phone that was listed as military grade...that thing is freaking indescribable!
@geist63642 жыл бұрын
True
@jewishspacelaseroperator54102 жыл бұрын
Very wise words
@sophiskoolaid51592 жыл бұрын
Danny. I am fascinated by your shirts, why? They are very strange… BUT I would like to see more so please show us your collection and what they are I think the one you are wearing is a possum???? But I’m not to sure myself so in a future video if you could show your collection that would be much appreciated Thank you for your time Danneile.
@ManuelFeliuIII2 жыл бұрын
No one is gonna mention the fact that Danny installed the Tacvisor backwards so he was using the lens backwards???
@samuelflabra73263 жыл бұрын
Dannys basement looks like somewhere a serial killer would torture his victims...with a taclight. The taclight killer on the loose.
@Bowser_3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Bowser_3 жыл бұрын
500 likes not comments
@MsDancealot3 жыл бұрын
@@Bowser_ but now there is two comments so your statement is invalid, good sir
@michimuyi64043 жыл бұрын
hmm
@michimuyi64043 жыл бұрын
@@MsDancealot lol
@TheRealPress_Start3 жыл бұрын
Danny's second channel is basically just kurtis's regular channel.
@user-uc8em5hk1g3 жыл бұрын
Literallly
@TheRealPress_Start3 жыл бұрын
Wow! 783 likes! Thanks! And I didn't even have to switch accounts and like my own comment this time! Edit: I feel like I'm changing the number every 5 minutes.
@alexiscarrion39693 жыл бұрын
Lmfao those edits
@jeromeishere89023 жыл бұрын
You're not wrong
@Stickiestboi3 жыл бұрын
Except without mentioning oppression constantly
@ur_dad16422 жыл бұрын
6:55 The Attacker: ITS JUST A FLESH WOUND
@the_mad_slayer2486 Жыл бұрын
Holy grail reference?
@user-er3te1bj7f Жыл бұрын
I like how he says "if you remember"(when talking about him using it in the main video) as if he thinks we're simply all going to forget that traumatic psychological horror skit he made of the soldier boy
@laylahgray82483 жыл бұрын
Danny’s basement low key high key looks like a place where someone would get murdered🥸
@iheartkimseungmin3 жыл бұрын
Lmao yeah
@user-vw4xp5nt9f3 жыл бұрын
tf you think was happening to the creeper?
@ashlynn13763 жыл бұрын
That's what the tactbat was for
@charlizepate3 жыл бұрын
It really does and yet I still had the urge to turn it into a dance studio. What for? idk
@eramormasanval40843 жыл бұрын
I was totally thinking that
@DiegoGarcia-ev9vp3 жыл бұрын
He’s too wacky and silly. He can’t be tactical now that’s not legal.
@e-babbitt19803 жыл бұрын
wacktical
@ozzy64583 жыл бұрын
Sictical
@phoenixgonzalez55793 жыл бұрын
Yeah he’ll get slapped by legal
@chirachianimations67173 жыл бұрын
The new Instagram add: Play this to become legally tactical.
@lilalovesu33733 жыл бұрын
yeah hes gonna get slapped by legal
@Fergusand2 жыл бұрын
16:10 wow i need to buy this so next time i get trapped in a pool of sparkling water i can still shave!
@spookat3909 Жыл бұрын
Ok but can you breath?
@rlesuqr56592 жыл бұрын
For whatever reason I died and went to heaven at 8:05 💀💀💀
@Kitsumae3 жыл бұрын
Why is no one talking about this mans having a Tesla. good for you strange opossum shirt man.
@kendalllarade3 жыл бұрын
bestie in a tessie
@hastimaleki49813 жыл бұрын
Omg 😂
@rayasunshineee26883 жыл бұрын
oh, so it's not a ferret?
@kidzmaddezuzumaki3 жыл бұрын
If you saw the slime king video you will know he has a Tesla
@harperlarue47863 жыл бұрын
Danny boy in the Tesla 😈✊🏻
@flykai24383 жыл бұрын
NOOOO I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS WAS HIS SECOND CHANNEL, WHERE HE LIKES TO GET A LITTLE GOOFY, WACKY, SILLY, AND DOWNRIGHT RANDOM. NO PLEASE IM TURNING INTO A STUPID LITTLE WORM PLEASE DANNY HELP ME HE-
@bloodsunsubs3 жыл бұрын
Kai, Kai are you there? Did you turn into a stupid little worm? 😰
@notoriousnosk88763 жыл бұрын
oh no he's a worm now! it's too late!
@firhanhidayat28033 жыл бұрын
RIP Fly kai, wish we could help you sooner..may you have a better life as a worm
@bloodsunsubs3 жыл бұрын
@@firhanhidayat2803 F in the chat for Kai. ✋😔
@ayekantspeylgud3 жыл бұрын
HE ALSO LIKES TO DRINK LA CROIX ON HIS SECOND CHANNEL
@alexandermylnikov77742 жыл бұрын
tac products: * make tac flashlight with self defense mode * also tac products: * make the perfect defense for it with the tac visor *
@trazgalb Жыл бұрын
Ive seen the "do not eat" pouch joke so many times from different people... BUT IVE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE ACTUALLY PUT IT IN THEIR MOUTH 👁👄👁
@Carolina-wz2qo3 жыл бұрын
Idk why I never processed that the camera can't just follow him around floating by itself when he's walking around his place but it really surprised me when the camera person spoke lmao
@pandaitis01573 жыл бұрын
It surprised me that the camera man sounds just like him lol
@XxAnimenatorxX3 жыл бұрын
@@pandaitis0157 it's his cousin
@LoveValentineXO3 жыл бұрын
I wasn't paying too much attention so when the cameraman spoke, I was all, "the fuck??"
@petralacayo-chamorro90853 жыл бұрын
I thought the cameraman was Kurtis conner.
@kori_14223 жыл бұрын
@@XxAnimenatorxX Isnt it drew?
@raspberrynarwhal84993 жыл бұрын
That creeper was tied to a chair in your basement. He didn't break in, you kidnapped him and trapped him in your basement.
@AD-cy4vj3 жыл бұрын
😢 R.I.P. man 😔
@aveldun13653 жыл бұрын
Maybe he broke in and then Danny tied him up for safety
@alastorlapid23653 жыл бұрын
@@Dragnulls Where's this coming from?
@CelestialScripts3 жыл бұрын
@@alastorlapid2365 Please don't acknowledge this person, they do this on every video I've seen and it's just attention seeking or forcing their views on people, or both.
@aveldun13653 жыл бұрын
@@CelestialScripts yeah they’ve done this for a bunch of comments it’s just copied and pasted.
@ChrissieBear2 жыл бұрын
3:40 That's literally every survival light ever though... Hell, even camping lights work like that.
@Wipped-cweam Жыл бұрын
I can believe there wasnt a “that’s tacky” joke in there
@jude26203 жыл бұрын
THE NUTCRACKER WILL TAKE REVENGE DANNY, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
@someink31713 жыл бұрын
Nutcracker knows something we don’t.
@lozenger83 жыл бұрын
HE'S A REAAAAAAL BOOOOOOOOOY
@rrrrrfffff3 жыл бұрын
@@lozenger8 that part in the vid on the main channel was legit creepy af
@purgatoryproductions3102 жыл бұрын
was this written by the nutcracker
@thosedampuns3 жыл бұрын
Danny either dresses like a dad that just got back from golfing or absolute utter chaos there is no in-between
@yukikanegawa74703 жыл бұрын
I think it shows his duality as a married adult man who also kinda looks like a preteen. He either dresses like a middle aged man or like a 12 yr old. It fits.
@alexispaten13293 жыл бұрын
Thosedampuns, btw, I like your username and your profile pic
@thosedampuns3 жыл бұрын
@@alexispaten1329 thank you
@bookwormsensation80243 жыл бұрын
UNTELATED BUT I LOVE YOUR PFP TEAM LEO
@thosedampuns3 жыл бұрын
@@bookwormsensation8024 super sized mcshizzle baby
@dcornect532 жыл бұрын
To be fair, when I was sensitive to strobe lights (I'm epileptic) that "self defense mode" would cause my legs to stop working. So I mean it could be useful.
@dorkman60662 жыл бұрын
9:41 had me dying 🤣
@will.i.kiwalla3 жыл бұрын
"Even if he's unconscious and bleeding heavily, he might still attack and we need to defend by attacking first." When Danny lowkey throws shade at the American police system and it's scarily accurate
@englishatheart3 жыл бұрын
You know not all cops are like that, right?
@will.i.kiwalla3 жыл бұрын
@@englishatheart Of course. I live in NYC and I can tell you that most of our law enforcement officers are people of color, any interaction I've had was polite and informative, and I felt 100% safe. In fact, last Pride parade, the cops were very kind and helpful at getting rid of bigoted protesters. They kept screaming god hates us and we would burn in hell, but the cops got them to leave without any aggression or violence, we thanked them and had a very lovely chat. Unfortunately, most of the US is not NYC or anything like it, most cities and states do have very biased law enforcement officers that repeatedly use aggression and force to handle even the pettiest of matters. Those are the ones I'm talking about, the majority of law enforcement in our country fits into that category of over aggression and just because a few cities don't, that doesn't make it any less rampant in the places it does happen. I do appreciate your comment though, it's important to acknowledge that just because a majority of people in a group do something doesn't mean everyone in that group does too, there are many officers that have the utmost respect for their job and the citizens they protect, and thus should be shown that same respect. Have a great day!
@liteimation40133 жыл бұрын
I don't think he's making a joke about the police system.
@cheesychio83173 жыл бұрын
The most valuable part of this video is finding out that Danny has like 6 nutcrackers just resting in his basement unawoken
@hawkii7443 жыл бұрын
More so that the basement looks like a kidnapper hellscape with nutcrackers in it
@lloyddragon20363 жыл бұрын
"unawoken"
@lloyddragon20363 жыл бұрын
We long await the day the nutcrackers will awaken from their deep slumber to rise up and conquer the world, led by Danny. Then the entire earth will know, we will all be, truly Greg.
@supakawaii693 жыл бұрын
@@lloyddragon2036 underrated comment
@charliesutherland15883 жыл бұрын
You shoulda seen his one collab with drew before the tour, he had a life sized one and like 20 normal ones 😂😂😂
@TheQueenLiliJane10 ай бұрын
Bro Danny is literally the funniest person I know
@Y0SK32 жыл бұрын
Danny I would watch any video from you it doesn't matter what's it about you just put a smile on my face and joy in my heart no matter what ❤️
@santosjohnson64013 жыл бұрын
imagine this situation: someone breaks into another persons house. this person slowly creeps out of bed, grabbing their tac bat. turning the corner to confront the assailant, they use self defense mode to blind them ...*but then* the robber flips down the brim of his hat, revealing that he has a tac visor attached to his cap!!! what happens then!?!??! it's like asking what happens when an unstoppable object meets an immovable force!!!!! this company has created an effective defence system for its own device!! the intruder has just checkmated the homeowner!!! they will surely die now. we need a solution to this obvious loophole in the tac product universe
@jolaid3 жыл бұрын
You could run up to the intruder and use the military tough tactical flashlight to beat the intruder until he dies
@barelysentientbeing19863 жыл бұрын
You bring out the tac shaver to shave both of there beards off, the confusion cancels them out and then you eat their grandma’s ashes
@fl0wers4623 жыл бұрын
simple, before the intruder comes in, you carefully craft yourself some bow and arrow proof pajamas out of the tac-wallets so when the intruder comes in (wielding a bow and arrow as intruders oft do), even with the tac-visor, you still have enough armor to beat the intruder to death with your tac bat.
@sammiekrueger87213 жыл бұрын
This is what the tac bat is for if they bamboozle you ya just get em
@catie54033 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad this comment has informed me about the TPCU (tac product connected universe)
@redpanda24633 жыл бұрын
It’s so uncomfortable to see Danny doing adult things like driving, because it’s near impossible to view him as anything other than a 13 year old little boy.
@lemonteacore3 жыл бұрын
also peep the tesla 👀
@megetu29423 жыл бұрын
@@lemonteacore I was literally thinking the same thing, like subtle flex bro
@maggiehronik59823 жыл бұрын
@@megetu2942 i was looking for comments about the tesla lmao
@hazylphan3 жыл бұрын
yeah not only does he drives, but he drives a frickin tesla
@getalife56503 жыл бұрын
Really? First, that's lowkey disrespectful and I used to think that too, but he doesn't look that young to me lol
@bhperfig3496 ай бұрын
My dad uses glasses that r pretty much like the visor (different brand tho) for driving and it really does help a lot because of the polarization. Makes light a lot less bright and shit. If you wear them while fishing theres no longer a huge reflection on the water so you can actually see into it pretty well.
@whatupimaduck62452 Жыл бұрын
11:28 bit late to the party but I just want to mention you can actually buy perscription sunglasses
@LindseyMoon133 жыл бұрын
Danny's tax deductions like: full tactical gear, a nutcracker, asthma poster, crafting supplies, and la croix. Irs: ?? Danny: yes, those are all work supplies.
@AshtonKohler3 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget the creeper piñata
@damnits22003 жыл бұрын
But there wasn’t any tactical gear. The video was clickbait.
@cattheinvisible66053 жыл бұрын
YOU'RE CLICKBAIT
@anniandro3 жыл бұрын
And the Tesla
@kkkn82823 жыл бұрын
And ofc his possum shirt
@soltandvinegar3 жыл бұрын
Dang, Danny got a T on his steering wheel... that means it’s a Tac Car.
@paper31042 жыл бұрын
It can drive up to 4 nautical miles!
@soltandvinegar2 жыл бұрын
@@paper3104 Wowsers!
@Broccolie2 жыл бұрын
“My favourite part is the brake pedal”
@ragonlycan3492 жыл бұрын
Tac Tesla
@amansaad3602 жыл бұрын
If the TAC car gets run over by a militiary tank , it won't break . Now that's wht i call military tough
@allenxav4754 Жыл бұрын
I’ve never been so concerned about Danny getting electrocuted 😂
@Huttares Жыл бұрын
I love his videos especially these tac ad ones. It’s funny when the tac bar worked and he was supeaied
@TheStapleGunKid3 жыл бұрын
It's a good thing the tac-wallet is bow and arrow resistant. I can't tell you all the times I keep getting ambushed by random archers who shoot arrows at my wallet.
@dangerous15802 жыл бұрын
#relatable
@astronomical9262 жыл бұрын
Can't tell you how many times i've been attacked by Robin Hood trying to steal my wallet and give its contents to the poor
@Bionicbutter432 жыл бұрын
DAMMIT I KNEW YOU HAD A TAC WALLET
@Suxanny2 жыл бұрын
It’s Hawkeye out for Danny bc of his Jeremy renner vid 😔🤠
@masodemic45092 жыл бұрын
imagine if they shoot fire arrows
@sjaiswal773 жыл бұрын
"Velcro is the worst thing in a wallet" The crappy velcro wallets we all used in third grade will come back to haunt you
@alastorbutwithagun3 жыл бұрын
dude i still use a crappy velcro wallet
@minjaarsic33273 жыл бұрын
@@alastorbutwithagun same, I'm a whole adult still using a Garfield velcro wallet
@alastorbutwithagun3 жыл бұрын
@@minjaarsic3327 i'm a half adult
@twodragons17803 жыл бұрын
In 3rd grade, I used a wallet I made out of penguin-patterned duct tape. It was incredible.
@Bananachan2893 жыл бұрын
You guys got chains attached to it tho?
@dakotaeast41262 ай бұрын
the "he's going to attack me" **the creeper is securely tied to the chair** has major "cop shoots dog that was walking away" vibes
@karinamelencio40322 жыл бұрын
"As you know, carbonated water is much more VIOLENT than regular water." That sentence just intrinsically made sense to me until after 1 second where I internalized it and realized I do not know HOW this makes sense.
@justynmigbig80333 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe Danny has a Tesla, I don’t know why, but I’d never imagine Danny in a Tesla
@alhol75583 жыл бұрын
it’s the next step up from a prius.
@CJ-iz3mp3 жыл бұрын
drip 🥶
@nefarious_seraph133 жыл бұрын
I see him with a Honda
@mayforester17163 жыл бұрын
ikr edit: omg thanks for all the likes
@bobbymamiccs93013 жыл бұрын
Pull up to BP just to get some gas but he forgot he had a Tesla man he such an ass
@MaddisonBush3 жыл бұрын
i don't wanna alarm you but there's an opossum on ur shirt