Kurtis' picture is him shirtless, looking all hot while Danny's picture is a middle aged woman's whatsapp profile picture. wow.

Drew and Danny: "and we are not the same person" Danny: I'm actually Kurtis

I just realized in the pic of Kurtis being shirtless... he's k u r t l e s s

We’ve been confusing the wrong people this whole time Danny and drew aren’t the same person Danny is *kurtis*

Danny's second channel is just him finding out that he doesn't know himself

“I don’t have dreams that I work towards, I have nightmares that I work away from.” -Drew Gooden

"what's your opinion on marriage" danny: "iT RULES" me: _it's enough to make a grown man cry_

11:53 I absolutely love how he practically made the exact same face that was in the pic🤣

he reacted to the results like he was just rejected from his top choice university

I love how kurtis’s photo is like a shirtless thirst trap and Danny’s is just him smiling awkwardly into the camera

I like how danny is so goofy, crazy, wacky, and fun!!

Guys , the first try is the truth. Danny = Kurtis Danny is also = Drew (we all know that) And therefore Drew = Kurtis And here we have it; Danny, Drew and Kurtis are the same people.

Alternative title: Danny has a mid life crisis and tries to remember who he is

“I'm actually Kurtis” -Drew Gooden, 2020

I wish I was in high school again, just so I could use "I don't have dreams that I work towards, I have nightmares that I work away from" as a yearbook quote, that line was a BANGER

Okay but showing that Kurtis is Danny deep inside is why they're friends and that makes me happy. They all 3 are like a weird triad of eclectic different-sameness that makes up the perfect man in 3 different parts lol

love how danny's entire second channel is just him having an ongoing identity crisis.

the danny having existential crisis and realizing that he is like every other commentary youtuber that has ever existed is my fav danny

"All I had to do was pretend to _not_ be me, and answer as someone who _thinks_ they know me, and then I did it." Danny just had that experience you get when you hear your own voice on a recording for the first time, but for his _entire personality_ . I'll need to brush up on my Carl Jung to understand this psychological vortex. P.S. "Binging Cringy" would be an amazing name for a KZfaq channel.

5:53 i’m finding it really funny how the quiz is acting as if london is a country

The fact that his opinion on marriage was instantaneously "it rules!" and he didn't even look at the other options. My heartue

Are we not gonna talk about how Kurtis’s picture was this sexy shirtless pic but Danny’s was just ._.

“I don’t have dreams I work towards, I only have nightmares I walk away from” is really inspirational like tf

Thanks for the description I looked at the piece of fuzz on your shirt the whole time

He literally goes through the 5 stages of grief when he gets his results. denial (shock), anger, depression, bargaining (struggling to find meaning), and finally acceptance (moving on). Like I've never seen it portrayed so perfectly.

I knew he wasn't going to get himself when the last question didn't say "my nose"

“i don’t have dreams that i work towards, i have nightmares that i work away from” my new life motto

I love how the thumbnail has the silhouette of George Washington. Because hes my favorite youtuber

if u thought this was his main channel, you’re wrong. this is actually his second channel, where he likes to get a bit more goofy, crazy, wacky, fun, silly and drink la croix.

just in case anyone’s wondering. this is his first channel where he is very serious

I'm so glad I started watching this, Danny's main channel, as he is so much more serious on this channel, and doesn't ever drink sparkling water.

Cool video! I just have one question, is this your main channel?

“I am Kurtis” “I am Danny” “And we are not the same person”

Guys just to clarify: this is Danny’s first channel and he HATES drinking la croix here

8:18 "but shiiet I might fuck a around and blame somebody else" got me more than I'd like to say LMAO 😭✋

I'm so happy for him, he is the kind of guy who makes you feel so nice when they feel nice, it's almost even better than if it happens to you really, you would prefer just to watch :D

kurtis’s pic: shirtless thirst trap danny’s pic: 🙂

"What's your opinion on marriage?" Danny: *clicks immediately*

ur vids are always so comforting ty dangdy gonzongez

Ahahahah!! “I don’t work towards my dreams I work away from my nightmares” that should be on a live laugh love sign

Quiz: "welcome to Kurtistown" * puts hot and provocative shirtless picture of Kurtis* Also quiz: *puts a picture of Danny that shows just his head and taken trom a usually unflattering angle*

I love how the photo of Kurtis makes him look like a model but,,,,, then the one of Danny is just

“I don’t have dreams that i work towards, i have nightmares that i work away from.” Danny Gonzalez

really enjoying this content on Dannys *first* channel. Keep up the good work on your *first* channel Danny!

the quiz: you are now entering kurtistown danny: i'm actually... president of the company

Top tier main channel video Danny. Well done

Okay but “I don’t have dreams that I work toward. I have nightmares that I work away from” is the most relatable thing I’ve heard all year

*”I don’t have dreams that I work towards, I only have nightmares that I work away from”* -Danny, 2020

Small thing I thought was cute: only answer he didn’t read all the options for was the ‘your opinion on marriage’ one, and both times he immediately picked “It rules”. Good to know he and Laura are doing well :)

“I don’t have dreams that I work towards; I have nightmares that I work away from.” ngl I need this on a shirt

Love how its the entire country of canada, japan, and greece but just the city of london lol

"Kurtis may like to visit Canada becouse he lives there"

This was the most difficult decision I’ve ever made, Danny and Kurtis posted at the same time...

i appreciate that george washington is a youtuber now.

i can't even explain it. i just couldn't stop finding everything absolutely hilarious as soon as you got kurtis. the rest of the video just set me off on a laughing fit.

Is nobody going to point out how he rubs his hands just like Drew does when he's tryna be sarcastic? Damn they really are the same person.

In case you didnt know this is Danny's second channel where he likes to drink lacroix and get a little goofier

I have a conspiracy theory I think Kurtis made this quiz. Here’s my evidence: -The beginning says welcome to Kurtistown -barely anything Danny chose was related to Kurtis -out of every picture to put at the end why would they choose a “hot” one (I feel like a member of Kurtistown would choose a meme-y one) -uh There’s my reasons 😎

I was laughing so hard when Danny got his first result XDD OMG that's too funny!

Friend: wears wack pair of shoes *Danny will remember that*

guys he didn't say "bye" at the end we can't leave we're stuck here forever

I love this video from Danny’s main channel!

Lmao the contrast between pictures of Kurtis and Danny they chose

I took a quiz once that was “which shirt from Danny’s wardrobe are you” and I got the daddyboy shirt

“I don’t have dreams that I work towards, I have nightmares that I run away from” was such an unironically deep moment and you just said it as a quick joke LOL

I like how the comment section is just "I like how..." and then an in depth description of an event that happened in the video

"I don't have dreams I work towards, I only have nightmares I work away from" is genuine quote material

Name: greg Gender: guy Place of residence: kurtistown Occupation: short king

when you said “nightmares that you work _away_ from”, that realllyyy cracked me up!! After you said it, I said out loud to my self: “away from, heh... . . . . . AWAY FROM, HA!!”

I just realized I wasn't subbed so srry ur content is my favorite ever!

I love how no one is gonna talk about how the picture they used for Kurtis was almost flawless, then they used a picture of a potatoe for Danny

I'm starting to like the 2nd channel more then the main one, just because Kurtis is so casual and goofy on here

"I dont have dreams that im working towards, I have nightmares that I work away from." BARS!

The amount of how much I love the fast and the furious tribute audio in the beginning is unexplainable

Previous video: Danny not knowing what he looks like This video: Danny not knowing who even is

I can’t help but feel that this video was a bit goofy and should’ve been on the second channel instead of the main channel.

It's so funny how we can all recognize which answers correlate to each KZfaqr instantly, whereas Danny can't.

I knew you were getting kurtis when you answered "I like watching trashy TV shows" 💀💀

Omg Kurtis, Drew and Danny are the same person! I can’t believe they pulled a Paul Zimmer on us!

Soooooooo nobody’s gonna comment on the fact that the thumbnail is just a blacked out, semi faded picture of George Washington?

“I dont have dreams I work towards, I have nightmares I work away from” -danny wise words

11:54 legit a commentary on life

Man he's really goofy and silly on this channel

Notice how Danny always refers to Kurtis as a friend but never Drew, it’s because Kurtis is Drew’s alter ego like Hanna Montana so when Danny got Kurtis he really got Drew. He is just referring to Kurtis as his friend because he wants to hide the fact that he is also Drew! And the whole tour was just people hallucinating that there was three of them. I rest my case

I love the Mario 64 music in the background! :) 😀

I just did that quiz and unintentionally got you 😊

if you didn’t know, this is danny’s second channel where he likes to get a little goofier.

Drew, this just shows that not only are you similar to that Danny guy or whatever, but also the mayor of Kurtis Town.

i tried limoncello lacroix today and its so good, thank you danny

Boom 💥 Finally watched every single video Danny has posted on this channel 😂 I feel very accomplished now. All caught upskii

I actually got kinda bugged by how in the end he got drew instead of himself

I can’t tell whether or not he likes laCroix

You guys probably haven’t realized this but, this is Danny’s second channel where he likes to to get a little more 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓯𝓲𝓮𝓻

I've seen this already. My only question is why is George Washington the silhouette for the thumbnail

"I don't have dreams I work towards, I have nightmares I work away from" I don't like how I unironically relate to that sentence

Danny: Doesn't get himself. *The Day I lost my Identity*

I like how Danny’s second channel is 10x better than many other KZfaqr’s main channels

It's cool that kurtis took a quiz, I wanna see danny do this

I love this Drew video! It's the best!

According to the thumbnail, he’s George Washington; the nation’s first popular commentary KZfaqr.