3 Ninjas - Nostalgia Critic

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The Nostalgia Critic reviews 1992's 3 Ninjas. Does Rocky love Emily?
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3 Ninjas is a 1992 American martial arts comedy film directed by Jon Turteltaub and starring Victor Wong, Michael Treanor, Max Elliott Slade, and Chad Power. It was the only 3 Ninjas film released by Touchstone Pictures, while the others were released by TriStar Pictures.
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@zork2001 7 жыл бұрын

Cake was short hand for Piece of Cake; which is slang for something that you are going to do that will be easy.

@offbrandDavid 7 жыл бұрын

+Dicelord N Ham sandwhiches

@kichirorajin2996 7 жыл бұрын

Grilled cheese

@BloodyRomance1313 7 жыл бұрын

I have never ever ever heard someone just say "cake".

@maxulic 7 жыл бұрын

Then play games more.

@matthegarty6235 7 жыл бұрын

+Dave Woodard Disrespectful HOW DARE YOU

@nickday3386 4 жыл бұрын

Personally I love 3 Ninjas. Are they all cheesy and not so good? Yeah but they hold a special place in my heart I grew up watching them and I still watch them as a adult

@samlaham2392 2 жыл бұрын

Well said 👏🏻

@josephcrawford7922 2 жыл бұрын

I love 3 Ninjas it was my favorite movie while growing up

@nsasupporter7557 2 жыл бұрын

I watched his criticism video on Space Jam and of course I disagreed. I’m aware that the movie was made from Nike commercials with Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny but it was actually perfect entertainment for kids in 1996. And I loved it as a kid then… I know it hasn’t aged all that well. But it was still a classic and way better than the pointless sequel with LeBron James in 2021

@longjohnsilvergroghan6630 Жыл бұрын

@@nsasupporter7557 what does micheal Jordan and lebron James have absolutely anything to do with 3 ninjas? What a ridiculously stupid comment

@nsasupporter7557 Жыл бұрын

@@longjohnsilvergroghan6630 go f*ck yourself. What I was getting at was how he was criticizing 3 Ninja yet people were saying they loved it. So that’s why I brought up Space Jam, he criticized it but I loved it. I was just using it as another example of how us viewers disagree with him

@Gada101 7 жыл бұрын

I loved this movie as a kid, but as an adult i can appreciate how bad it can be.

@Uzur9 7 жыл бұрын

This is what got me checking books at the library on "karate"

@JeremyFrancispiano 7 жыл бұрын

+Brandon Howe haha me too

@geraldgrenier8132 7 жыл бұрын

Which is why it had so many squeals, it embraced all it was trying to be, a fun kids movie, not a masterpiece

@daverichards9141 5 жыл бұрын

Gada101 as an adult i still love it

@Zyxz 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I loved these as a kid. But I thought everything after 2 was trash. Because most of the original kids were gone. Funny how I was pretty snobby about a pretty bad series. lol

@Chandasouk 7 жыл бұрын

"Last one out closes the door!" For kidnappers/thieves, they were very courteous.

@clericofchaos1 7 жыл бұрын

eh I liked it. I can't be the only one either since it had 3 sequels. that doesn't make it good, and it's certainly not a work of art, but I found it entertaining.

@louderthenvisual 7 жыл бұрын

+Ides Of Haven yeah the second was defiantly the best xD

@andres24x 7 жыл бұрын

I saw it when i was a kid too, and found it very cool and it was really !!!CAAAAKE!!! 😂😂😂😂 and by that time i really do want to be a freaking ninja!!! isn't that really cool and........!!!CAAAKE!! 😂😂😂😂

@clericofchaos1 7 жыл бұрын

XRIFT CHANNELX10 yea, and I can't believe he wasn't able to figure out that "cake" is just a shorter way of saying "piece of cake", which ofcourse, means something should be easy...or at least it was when I was growing up.

@swack24 7 жыл бұрын

i like the 3 ninja series

@BoondoggleMyCognle 7 жыл бұрын

These movies are an abomination

@lagoveride 7 жыл бұрын

the scene with the laxatives in 3 ninjas is still funny to me.

@hinokami3726 7 жыл бұрын

ikr

@thewave-qz9lt 7 жыл бұрын

thats the only scene i remenber from that movie,i havent watched it in a long time.

@Topher1286 7 жыл бұрын

Isn't that the one where one of the guys with the surfer accent goes, "Oh dude, I gotta take a dump" or something to that effect? If so, that's the only scene I remember, too.

@Nomarandus 5 жыл бұрын

not the stomach not the stomach...im hurtin!!..

@MforMovesets 7 жыл бұрын

The current Nostalgia Critic uploads are almost as nostaltic as the movies which are nostalgicly criticed.

@ghostfac3182 5 жыл бұрын

MforMovesets lol right? Even now 2 years after this comment. I miss the old style of NC with "OF COURSE!"

@FuttBuckerson87 3 жыл бұрын

@@ghostfac3182 2 years after you....its even worse

@CrazyGamerDragon64 Жыл бұрын

I miss the old style of NC

@ELEKTROSKANSEN Жыл бұрын

@@FuttBuckerson87 it's 2023 now and it got even worse

@FuttBuckerson87 Жыл бұрын

@@ELEKTROSKANSEN The guy just ran out of steam and actual nostalgic movies to review.

@mizzoupatriot8814 Жыл бұрын

As a 90's kid, I grew up with the 3 Ninjas...It's nostalgic to kids of that decade.

@DaedStarr 6 ай бұрын

True, doesn't make it not bad though. Nostalgia doesn't change quality.

@antediest 7 жыл бұрын

The 90s where simpler times, we were in it for the fun. :D

@nsasupporter7557 2 жыл бұрын

“Simpler times?” Not as a whole. There wasn’t GPS in the 90s so it made getting to places harder. Now that there’s GPS it’s so much easier finding places you’ve never been to before

@yourenotspecial3735 11 ай бұрын

Gps is a complex technology that literally nobody could give you the correct definition to unless they were looking at dictionary. So yes, these were far simpler times. Learn how to read a map. That’s how simple it was to get around back then.

@music4ever1981 7 жыл бұрын

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Beat Up Macaulay Culkin" I'd totally watch that! XD!

@matthewbrodnitz1047 7 жыл бұрын

What do you think the plot is? The Culkin character would have to be half Kraang, like April, but the difference is that he'd be loyal to his second species.

@bevolverbocelot9567 7 жыл бұрын

"Cake" is popular slang for "easy", actually. Y'know, "piece of cake."

@jacksvendsgaard2270 7 жыл бұрын

Exactly 👍

@brooklynjb3112 7 жыл бұрын

Lol yeah I was a little shocked he didn't know why they said cake

@federalwhippingboy 7 жыл бұрын

Happens to the best of us, I guess.

@augustwest5356 7 жыл бұрын

no. it's not. the expression is "piece of cake". no one says just "cake". at least not without someone saying "did you just say cake? what the fuck is wrong with you?" and then beating them up. Doug was right, and I'm sure he knew of "piece of cake". it's the shortened version that this stupid movie tries to make look cool that's in question, and yeah, it's dumb.

@gambit64 7 жыл бұрын

+August West I'm glad me and doug weren't the only one who thought "cake" was stupid lmao

@lathyrusloon 7 жыл бұрын

cake...actually was slang where I lived. it was just a lazy shortening of the phrase "piece of cake."

@gamerhero9559 7 жыл бұрын

So is "FTW".

@EZYAJ92 7 жыл бұрын

Hmm, since critic couldn't work this out, I'm beginning to question the validity of his other reviews.

@supertan2227 7 жыл бұрын

Stuffed Cabbages is my new catchphrase.

@megadeath45 7 жыл бұрын

"NOO! My cabbages!!"

@diegobareno5820 7 жыл бұрын

he's acting like he's never heard people talk before

@liizzset 7 жыл бұрын

+Hitokiri Battousai lol. from the show avatar the airbender isn't it.

@liizzset 7 жыл бұрын

ikr. i might start using that too.

@diegobareno5820 7 жыл бұрын

Hitokiri Battousai Avatar?

@synthetictemplar9441 7 жыл бұрын

I remember going to see this in the Theatre when I wasa kid, the most memorable part being that my dad and I were the only people there, completely empty the whole movie. That was awesome for me though, because after seeing all the martial arts and eating twizzlers for a sugar high, I forwards rolled all the way down he aisles, It was great.

@Blahbevava 2 жыл бұрын

I saw it at the theater with my dad as well except in our case the theater was pretty packed...many kids including myself came out of the movie doing ninja moves until our parents made us all calm down.

@MikeKaess 7 жыл бұрын

The first TMNT movie wasn't all THAT family friendly. It was based on the comic and started being made before the cartoon was a thing, and it's full of swearing.

@MinscFromBaldursGate92 4 жыл бұрын

DAAAMN!

@OctacleEdits 3 жыл бұрын

And somewhat strong violence.

@bernieburton6520 2 жыл бұрын

In the 80s that was family friendly. People today are just a bunch of winny little bitches.

@nsasupporter7557 2 жыл бұрын

Yes exactly. Which is why they went downhill with the sequels. Parents of fans were complaining that the first movie was too dark and rough so they went soft with the second and third ones and ruined the franchise

@OctacleEdits Жыл бұрын

@@nsasupporter7557 nah, 2 wasn’t totally ruined. It’s a guilty pleasure. 3 on the other hand…

@pictonomii3295 7 жыл бұрын

So NC thinks ninjas should be blend in. Never let him watch Naruto.

@afonsolucas2219 7 жыл бұрын

I swear, the little bastard is so annoying... for The first 10 manga volumes!

@reynoire9681 7 жыл бұрын

+Afonso Lucas yet by the end of the series, he's literally a god.

@espurr4043 7 жыл бұрын

Lets not beat around the bush. Naruto characters are just fast wizards.

@Mad77max77 7 жыл бұрын

the longer a manga keeps going, the stronger the main character becomes. Except if it's for a love story, LoL !

@jetiscute1 7 жыл бұрын

I'd never let anyone watch Naruto if I had the chance. A shit, overrated anime.

@armhan 7 жыл бұрын

You know what... is it a bad movie? mmm, yes, but I loved it when I was a kid!

@idnyftw 7 жыл бұрын

just like how rockyluvz ehhmuhly? rockyluvz ehhmuhly! rockyluvz ehhmuhly!

@gregbethscheider5912 3 жыл бұрын

@rutber2000 I'm very sorry my friend

@SP-qo3pd 4 жыл бұрын

BTW Jeffrey looks more like Jamie Lee Curtis than Rocky.

@Sp0nker 7 жыл бұрын

I was born in 1997 and I grew up with this movie on VHS, it was probably one of my favorite movies when I was 4. I will always be nostalgic of this movie, I don't care what other people say about it.

@nsasupporter7557 2 жыл бұрын

Wow! I was born in 87 and my older sister and I rented it 1 time. I don’t remember what i actually thought of it but I can definitely say now that it’s your typical corny pile of dogshit kids movie. I never showed it to my kids. But I can totally relate to what you’re saying with Space Jam… I watched Doug’s video on that one and I could care less what he said, it’ll always have a special place in my heart because I loved it as a kid when in came out in 96. I know it hasn’t aged all that well, however it’s still considered a classic and way better than the pointless sequel in 2021 with LeBron James

@Gonzalez33veracruz Жыл бұрын

me too bro 97, inwould always watch

@fabianoboswell3004 Жыл бұрын

Me too

@littlelordfuckleroy3822 7 жыл бұрын

3 ninjas was my freaking favorite movie when I was a kid 😂

@jackmills8089 7 жыл бұрын

Does it make me a bad person if I fucking loved this movie when I was a kid?

@Ask01496 7 жыл бұрын

Not at all. You have an opinion and you're allowed to share it.

@tomoldg 7 жыл бұрын

No. You were a kid.

@Shorty_Hutch 7 жыл бұрын

Not at all dude. If you said 'it was a well made movie' then yes lol but anyone can enjoy a bad film. Especially childhood films.

@lyonheart501st 7 жыл бұрын

BY NO MEANS!!! i loved it when i was a kid too

@jackmills8089 7 жыл бұрын

I caught it on TV a few months ago and I couldn't help but watch about the last hour of it. (I loved Surf Ninjas as well)

@kingofthegundam7974 7 жыл бұрын

So the bad guy's name is Snyder eh?

@afonsolucas2219 7 жыл бұрын

Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheherheheheheherheheherhehehege....

@offbrandDavid 7 жыл бұрын

He went on to get back at the kids by destroying their childhood by making Batman v. Superman

@basementpunkkid9199 7 жыл бұрын

Rob Schneider is a villian (from S.P)

@grainneorgracequinn2888 7 жыл бұрын

It's foreshadowing!😱

@onigames7309 7 жыл бұрын

@grunkythegrandpaofcheese5241 7 жыл бұрын

Admittedly, these films were a part of my early childhood. I was easily entertained.

@GLASSB182 7 жыл бұрын

"Cake..." = Piece of cake.

@Nilonimir 7 жыл бұрын

Okay, yes it is a horrible movie but you know what, my siblings and I loved it. We watched it all the time. You have no idea.

@rampagephoenix9734 7 жыл бұрын

Agreed. I loved this movie when i was a kid back then and so did my brother and dad. Its cheesy for sure now, but that's only by today's standards.

@Nilonimir 7 жыл бұрын

yeah. It was also a safe movie to let your kids watch if parents were sick or something. No worries, and yes, I even love the sequels.

@theobserver4214 6 жыл бұрын

Rampage Phoenix it's a fun kids movie, not a masterpiece

@kaijukid1443 2 жыл бұрын

So you and many others, it’s a guilty pleasure?

@EJHayes-qo4qi Жыл бұрын

I don’t even think It’s horrible..Corny? Yes. But certainly not horrible lol..I love 3 Ninjas😭..Every single movie.

@DaPacMan2012 7 жыл бұрын

Is it just me, or does he look younger? Loving the side borders too.

@daverogers9038 7 жыл бұрын

This review originally aired 8 years ago. We all looked younger then.

@ChannelAwesome 7 жыл бұрын

+DaPacMan2012 Confirmed! Doug is Benjamin Button.

@AbelYuen 7 жыл бұрын

:O MIND BLOWN!!!

@Zach-ci4sz 7 жыл бұрын

+Pine Cone *Cough* *Cough* Full homo.

@TheDillyg10 7 жыл бұрын

Ok look, nothing to do with your comment, but HOPEFULLY some amount of KZfaq ding will get a response. When do ya'll think you're going to catch up on your vlogs? They are all great, very entertaining, and I know I'm not alone in loving the series. If you guys can't do them anymore, let us know... it's painful checking everyday for the hopes of something coming up!

@TheMonyarm 7 жыл бұрын

Ninja's didn't wear black, they usually wore a kind of blue, since black would contrast against the moon.

@JesusProtects 7 жыл бұрын

I heard they were sometimes in disguise too.

@averagestudent4466 7 жыл бұрын

+ArminMeiwes23 Historically, the Japanese ninja wore street cloths 5o loom like civilians, but kept most of their weapons concealed.

@averagestudent4466 7 жыл бұрын

+Krieg Zer0 *to look

@zeitgeistindustries1792 7 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't blue also?

@TheMonyarm 7 жыл бұрын

they often wore civilian clothes, but when they wore the stereotipical ninja outfit it was blue rather than black.

@LittenMandrake 3 жыл бұрын

Disappointed and baffled that no one is talking about how amazingly badass of a villain Snyder was

@VicenteTorresAliasVits 4 жыл бұрын

02:37 "It's wrong to make fun of other people's shortcomings." 04:19 "I'm going to make fun of the girlfriend and the bullies."

@hiroprotagonist1077 7 жыл бұрын

these were the best reviews

@MrTommylove26 7 жыл бұрын

Love old school critic

@KhanWolf95 7 жыл бұрын

OF COURSE!!!

@trollskullkid69 7 жыл бұрын

I felt that later reviews were more in depth, and I'm not just talking about NuCritic

@DeeEll1 7 жыл бұрын

when they say cake it's 90s for piece of cake which means something that is easy

@laggy3099 7 жыл бұрын

Doesn't change the fact that it sounds stupid.

@DeeEll1 7 жыл бұрын

+Fat6amer so were the neon cloths and pretty much all lingo of the time. the same can be said for every decade. there was no decade that was absolutely perfect.

@NATE-op9tq 7 жыл бұрын

EXCUSE ME?!?!? MY DECADE OF 10,000 BC WAS A FLAWLESS DECADE! HUNTING WITH LITTLE TINY ROCKS WAS FAR BETTER THEN!!!!

@vulpinedeity3379 7 жыл бұрын

The guy has an army of shinobi, and he sends three dimwitted surfer dudes? The fuck?!

@killeing 6 жыл бұрын

Am i the only one who wants to see a review of that 3 ninjas movie with hulk hogan XP?

@legoking6165 6 жыл бұрын

I want to see that.

@mania4270 6 жыл бұрын

killeing man i love that one.

@trillfa9774 4 жыл бұрын

killeing Hell yeah I want him to rip it to shreds!

@01tshepo 4 жыл бұрын

Yep that Hulk Hogan was truly awful. The 1st 3 movies were actually a lot of fun I enjoyed them even now but that Hulk hogan was just bad in every aspect

@lesterforney6200 3 жыл бұрын

That sound very interesting.... I'm tempted

@bubbasantonio7563 4 жыл бұрын

I don’t know, but this was one of my favorite movies when I was a kid

@nsasupporter7557 2 жыл бұрын

“You don’t know why” You were a kid… duh lol

@maxmetalknight 7 жыл бұрын

Somehow I can never forget the Asian Joker part

@larrywolf2509 7 жыл бұрын

"Parents would have a heart attack..." Eh, it was made in 1992, man. When I was 12 (not long before that), I had legit ninja stars, bowie knives, my own hunting rifles and a hand gun and could buy martial arts weapons through adverts in comic books, no questions asked. Kids and parents of the 80s weren't pussies, that PC helicopter parenting stuff didn't start until the late 90s, 2000s.

@DSTkunn 7 жыл бұрын

I really want to see him do the one where they go to Japan.

@brooklynjb3112 7 жыл бұрын

Lol does he really not know why they said cake They basically meant the games like a cakewalk Meaning that it's going to be an easy win

@madestmadhatter 7 жыл бұрын

or that it would be a piece of cake, same meaning different cake based saying.

@brooklynjb3112 7 жыл бұрын

madestmadhatter ya or that i thought about it after i posted the comment and i was to lazy to change or add a piece of cake lol

@NoobGamer-hn5rs 7 жыл бұрын

lol true... but I think he found it confusing as they only said cake not piece of cake or the other meaning... O_o I only heard the piece of cake one

@brooklynjb3112 7 жыл бұрын

***** lol i havent herd anyone use cake walk beside once or twice and a piece of cake is a lot more common i dont know why cake walk was the first thing that came to my head and i swear i didn't make cake walk up lol look it up its a real thing

@NoobGamer-hn5rs 7 жыл бұрын

brooklyn jb oh I believe you LOL .... there's a lot of strange sayings now adays its crazy lol

@ShyGuy83 7 жыл бұрын

I think I remember seeing this movie on VHS when one of my cousins had a birthday party in '93.

@darth_autismo 3 жыл бұрын

NC: "Parents would have a heart attack if they saw their kids using weweapons." My sister owns to ninja stars. AND SHE'S GODDAMN SEVEN.

@caramelldansen4121 7 жыл бұрын

Cake as in piece of cake.

@Tetra392 7 жыл бұрын

Cake... as in... a lie

@theonlychickensama8353 5 жыл бұрын

@@kyotheman69 true there, I have never once heard Cake XD

@arizonaFIREent 2 жыл бұрын

Yea the NC isn't very bright sometimes

@PerovNigma 7 жыл бұрын

3:27 I'm more focused on how the helicopter suddenly started making noise. Do they have a 'silence' button?

@SunsGeek 7 жыл бұрын

This was one of the first movies i saw.....EVER. As a kid....i loved this movie. Its so cheesy, so corny so.......insert word here....its childhood. Great video!

@hypercortical7772 7 жыл бұрын

That movie was my shit when i was little

@roxxychik06 4 жыл бұрын

Still one of my fav 90s movies with no remorse

@AimeeRose1997 7 жыл бұрын

This film is basically a combination of Home Alone and TMNT. Like a hybrid...

@humantacos9800 7 жыл бұрын

How'd you come to that conclusion?

@sammsmith8465 7 жыл бұрын

slow clap

@petermccolm9119 7 жыл бұрын

You should write reviews for a Boston Newspaper.

@EdgyZiggy 3 жыл бұрын

Wooooow. My dumb baby brain wouldnt have figured that one out 😑

@fatcat8033 7 жыл бұрын

CAKE is slang for piece of cake.

@Blahbevava 2 жыл бұрын

It's not a bad movie when everyone loves it. It's cheesy but it's a good kind of cheese, lot's of fun, and very nostalgic.

@Mira_Dunia 7 жыл бұрын

I actually think a crossover with those two movies would be really cool, especially if they get permission from the original owners and tell the story well. By the way, did they need to get rights from 'TMNT' & 'Home Alone'?

@OctacleEdits Жыл бұрын

7:02 Really? I saw the movie on Vudu and Fester does fire his gun in the convenience store. And it's not like they're supposed to shoot the kids, they’re trying to kidnap them. They want them _alive._

@changerstranger6342 7 жыл бұрын

'cake' is like saying ' piece of 'cake', ' easy'.

@dakotakoll-is3rg 5 күн бұрын

No shit. Sometimes Critic misses the obvious. He's just a human I guess

@loneronin6813 7 ай бұрын

Grandpa uses his ninja stealth skills to replace himself with his stunt double in between shots. That's why he appears taller and lighter during his fight scenes.

@jfarrell85 3 жыл бұрын

As a 36 year old this is a pretty shit movie, when I was 7 it was the best thing I've ever seen!

@nsasupporter7557 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that’s how it is for most of us. When I was a kid, I liked adam sandler. But when I matured I realized what a loser he is and how pathetic his shit style of comedy actually is. All adam sandler movies are bullshit, ALL…. Yes, even the old ones 😉 To all of his fans who say that his newer movies aren’t funny… he NEVER was funny. He just got worse. He’s literally the biggest loser to ever make it in Hollywood

@thepistolguy859 2 жыл бұрын

I'm almost 35 and I still love it 😂

@venuzbabi08 6 жыл бұрын

Loved this movie growing up and I just bought it for my kids lmao

@epidemicmagick 7 жыл бұрын

To be honest, grandpa putting jelly beans in the bad guy's mouth was about the most ninja-y thing in the movie...

@vulpinedeity3379 7 жыл бұрын

The plural of ninja is ninja. Plurals don't exist in Japanese, per se.

@martinduran2557 7 жыл бұрын

who?

@vulpinedeity3379 7 жыл бұрын

Nani? What?

@vulpinedeity3379 7 жыл бұрын

Is pluralisation really a matter of grammar? Hmm... I guess so. No one asked. They didn't need to. I like to spread knowledge.

@manicmaniac4060 7 жыл бұрын

English doesn't need to follow foreign grammar. Should we also use the plural forms for the German loans such as blitzkrieg rather than just "blitzkriegs"? No, because there are multiple forms depending on case & no one wants to figure out how to use nominatives, accusatives, genitives, and datives in a language that already has word order rules and prepositions to fulfill those grammatical needs. Why should we make an exception for Japanese?

@luxtenax9175 7 жыл бұрын

If they can make movies and shows about Ninjas even though they didn't exist either, I guess people can use the plural 'ninjas' too.

@johnmoran3438 7 жыл бұрын

THIS MOVIE IS AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL, YOU MONSTER!

@thebigh4752 7 жыл бұрын

This is why he is called the Nostalgia Critic. I remember watching this when I was a kid, and I thought it was awesome. Now I am an adult and eeeeeeehhhhhh...................

@Sparky8213 7 жыл бұрын

8:49 he bends down to see the guy then punches him lol

@DarkKnight-bi9xm 2 жыл бұрын

The movie is not that bad its enjoyable to watch along with the scenes with home invasion.

@04dram04 7 жыл бұрын

4:48 How can you not know what "cake" means?! its short for "piece of cake" as in this is going to be easy!

@Maddyy24922 Жыл бұрын

They knew kids don’t care about the stuff you mentioned.

@sym3125 2 жыл бұрын

“This kidnapping stuff is so much better than armed robbery “. “Yeah, I never got pizza on a robbery” 😂

@notheatedge5750 7 жыл бұрын

"When did cake become a popular slang?" TOP KEK

@KombatGod 7 жыл бұрын

I liked it a lot as a kid... I mean not as much as Home Alone or TMNT, but it was a nice alternative to those whenever I wanted to pop in a different VHS. The only thing I could never stand is how cheaply they had them both be ninjas AND have them fight criminals: their grandfather is a ninja master *AND* their father is an FBI agent. I mean only one of either would already be unprobable, but having them both together made me lose all the identification with the kids.

@anastacioiii4047 Жыл бұрын

3 Ninjas was awesome to watch back in the 90s.

@damotoneko1500 5 жыл бұрын

You know. Instead of jellybeans, using legos would've been the real ninja move.

@hoaxslayer4244 7 жыл бұрын

5:13 Uh, easy as cake?

@AJFStudios 7 жыл бұрын

1:25 the boys mom could be adopted

@UnknownUnknown-mo7zg 5 жыл бұрын

Or Grandma is caucasian.

@yeephen1800 2 жыл бұрын

@@UnknownUnknown-mo7zg no asian, just cauc

@cheowesley860 7 жыл бұрын

I remember owning 3 Ninjas on VHS and watching it a lot. I can't believe I used to like something this bad! Like how did this get three more sequels?!

@Shindai 7 жыл бұрын

Am I the only person who thinks crossing TMNT and Home Alone sounds like a great idea? I've not seen 3 Ninjas for a few years and beyond the plural of ninja is ninja and they're obviously doing taekwondo in the movie and not ninjutsu bugging me, I remember it being much fun. Also playing Spot Grandpa's Stunt Double is fun xD

@TheaterPup 5 жыл бұрын

My friends and I saw this at a summer camp field trip, and we were obsessed afterward. You have no idea how popular that “We should kick their butts!” line was, lol. I actually used to picture Splinter and the turtles in some of the early training scenes, plus the naming scene, lol. Oddly enough we didn’t make the Home Alone connection.

@rafterscott 7 жыл бұрын

Damn he looks young there.

@michelvanderlinden8363 7 жыл бұрын

Oh come on Doug, this movie, and "Surf Ninjas" were just going on the "ninja hype" back then. They were marketed as dumb entertainment for kids... and they were good for just that. Yes, it was terrible for anyone over the age of 10.. and the movies werent made for anyone older. It did what it was supposed to do for the right age group.

@blankblank1284 4 жыл бұрын

In real life Ninjas often dressed as peasents, which is technixally not even a disguise as they were peasents. And in the dark they wore very dark blue, not black. Along with this they were not trained in combat, as they were centred around espionouge. And they expecially didn't carry around Katanas. Not only were Katanas shiny and drew alot of blood, but they were also expensive and a symbol of the class that they fought against. Most Ninja techniques involved around escape and sitracting your opponent. Shurikens were actually used as distractions rather than weapons, and when used as weapons they were used to cut at close range, not to be thrown.

@augustmoviereviewer 7 жыл бұрын

There was actually a sequels called: 3 Ninja's Kick Back, 3 Ninjas Knuckle Up, and 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain

@gamerhero9559 7 жыл бұрын

All good or bad?

@EmperorSquidysChannel 7 жыл бұрын

All bad.

@gamerhero9559 7 жыл бұрын

Emperor Squidy It does feeled ripped off...

@jimduggan8962 7 жыл бұрын

The second one was ok as a kid I think the other 2 came years later and weren't the original kids so I may have never even seen those 2, they looked awful

@gamerhero9559 7 жыл бұрын

Jim Duggan Even the one with Hulk Hogan?

@vgxr29 5 жыл бұрын

I watched it multiple times as kid... I love it no matter how silly it is

@cottontailsify 7 жыл бұрын

I fucking loved the three ninjas

@priscillaemerald987 10 ай бұрын

"A short, balding senior citizen who studied more Japanese buffets than he has Japanese martial arts." - Another great Nostalgia Critic line.

@Toxin___InterHalfer 7 жыл бұрын

Holy mother of God I think I've seen this review the year it came out I am so old

@augustwest5356 7 жыл бұрын

so you're 8? that's really not old.

@bust2007 5 жыл бұрын

Toxin and now older 🥺😪

@ThunderDragonRandy 7 жыл бұрын

I loved this movie as a kid. :3 So nostalgic. Still probably would love it and its sequels.

@StoicDivinity 10 ай бұрын

4:52 They say "cake" as in "piece of cake" "cake" was slang then, and it's slang now, although these days "cake" means something else entirely...

@timidstein888 2 жыл бұрын

I have genuinely always thought Colt looked like Jamie Lee Curtis my entire life....how crazy that you think Rocky looks like her!?

@supereece9000 7 жыл бұрын

not really defending the movie, but it doesn't take a lot of brain cells to connect "cake" with "piece of cake" as in "this will be easy", have you never heard that saying before? "this will be a piece of cake", again i'm not defending the movie but that was a pretty weak point to get mad at.

@Tetra392 7 жыл бұрын

The cake is a lie... Let them eat cake... Caked on... Cake the satan worshipping corpse of the fallen autobots... :^)

@shnppr 2 жыл бұрын

I loved this movie! In fact I credit these movies for my love of kung fu movies.

@BraveLionheart 2 жыл бұрын

Same here. I mostly love the first 3 movies. The martial arts were always the best parts of the movie

@JLSAL-832. 2 ай бұрын

The 3 henchmen were very underrated.

@TheNorthie 7 жыл бұрын

There is an alternate scene and ending where the bullies win the basketball game and then at the end Rocky fights the bullies for the bikes back.

@quicksilver-ace3710 7 жыл бұрын

*cliche "Last Time I Was This Early____" comment*

@landovendetta8516 7 жыл бұрын

Holy crap. I saw this shit the other day.

@storiesfromdifferenteras 5 жыл бұрын

1:17 pretty bad 8:50 dashed my hopes 10:13 quit while you can 4:50 SLANG

@filiplahoda248 7 жыл бұрын

I liked this movie when I was kid. And I still remember how amazed I was that apart from me and my friend there were only 3 people in the cinema. That was the first time I experienced this and thought that it is so special to have the whole cinema for myself

@ChaseSanity 7 жыл бұрын

classic nostalgia critic

@jordyschulz1989 7 жыл бұрын

Cake as in easy as cake??

@ratska96 7 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure "cake" is short for "piece of cake", meaning "this is going to be easy".

@adnanzabian3455 Жыл бұрын

I dont know what this guys problem is? hes a grown man reviewing a kids movie. I loved 3 Ninjas gowing up! ROCKY LOVES EMILY! ROCKY LOVES EMILY!

@chadderjaw 7 жыл бұрын

I only down voted because I up voted the 1st time you uploaded this.

@wertm123 7 жыл бұрын

That doesn't make any sense.... He re-uploads these old videos because they're nowhere else to be found. At least not on his youtube channel.

@wertm123 7 жыл бұрын

***** You mean the Sibling Rivalry episode? What does that have to do with anything?

@wertm123 7 жыл бұрын

***** I haven't watched that... why would that bring this id... uhm gentleman to dislike this video.

@wertm123 7 жыл бұрын

***** As was the Sibling Rivalry episode.... but for very stupid reasons like people completely ignoring what was said in the video just to be butthurt.

@wertm123 7 жыл бұрын

***** Yeah, I think most people don't even know what a SJW is. First of all SJW does NOT equal feminist at all... That's the whole point of that term... to differentiate between extremist and idiots who tell well-meaning fanartists to kill themselves and actual activists who try to make this world a somewhat better place (not saying the "feminist community" is without fault though). Second people take Doug's jokes waaaaay to seriously. He makes fun of the attitude people had about the new GB movie (especially the trailer) and how black and white most of the "debates" about it were. Aaaand what do the commenters do? They put Doug and Rob in one of those "catogories" (SJW and I guess "true Ghostbusters fan") even though they both made fun of the whole concept of fighting over something like a trailer and said both groups (in their extreme forms) completely ridiculous. And finally if those butthurt idiots are gonna unsubscribe because of something so meaningless then they should stop complaining in the comments about it and just do it so Doug's true fans don't have to deal with them anymore.

@ta4life27 7 жыл бұрын

dude you crazy this movie was the shit.

@leshyaedawnfire 7 жыл бұрын

Personally, I just look at this movie as one hilarious camp-fest. It's one of the few campy movies I enjoy, due to having little in the way of "trigger" scenes for my anxiety. Plus, the kids are cute.

@mibevan 11 ай бұрын

LITTLE GRIM FACT: The guy who directed “3 ninjas knuckle up” was a man named Shin Sang-ok, who went under the pseudonym "Simon Sheen" in the credits. This director was held hostage for 8 years in North Korea with his wife and they were forced to make movies until they managed to escape.