I personally like the mission where you sit through a 11 hour flight home

They forgot to add cheating wife feature. 0/10

"Skills: Impressions of superiors."

The mission where you try not to get caught dozing off during mandatory PowerPoint briefings was the most intense.

So much effort put into a shitpost, gotta love the onion.

This game was amazing. I can't wait for the military divorce DLC.

After 7 years of being out, I recently considered reenlisting

I remember playing this when I was still a dumb teenager and a lot of things went over my head. During the ending mission where you return home from your deployment and you greet your wife and son, I didn't understand why my son was black even though I chose the white character. Now that I'm an adult I can really appreciate the effort they put into realism.

I heard if u get prestige master in the game u get something called PTSD where u are able to rewatch epic montages of your gameplay at anytime

Surprisingly the onion has more of a clue about video games than the actual media

The fact they made it look like a convincing 360 game with it's graphics, HUD and animations is so cool, a shame they don't do this anymore

"You have to drive this supply truck from this village to some other village and when you get there they say that the order was messed up so you have to drive back."

I gotta say, that Shakira argument is pretty solid.

My favorite part was the quick-time event where you struggle to remember the Arabic word for "storm drain."

Modern Warfare:

I saw this video when it first came out, then I joined the Army..... I found out how true this video really is. I mean down to the avoiding mess hall details.... like wow so realistic 10/10 would not join the Army again.

I hear they're going to release a veteran DLC which is pretty much a homeless simulator

"A 17 pound Wii remote shaped like an M249 machine gun that you must carry at all time but cannot fire without explicit orders"

When I was in the Army from 2005-2010 I did get people asking how many people I killed. I was also in Sadr City Iraq. That mortar attack was scary. Truly terrifying. I was on the toilet at the moment. But not for long.

I love the feature where you can select to see a doctor if you’re injured but you need to wait several months for authorization, spend a few days in a hospital, and then be told your injuries weren’t service related. 10/10 would step on a land mind for Uncle Sam again!