Jay was so much more talented than today's TV late night. Wish he was still hosting the Tonight Show

I TOTALLY lost it with the 99 cent Teddy bear... as soon as he proclaimed, "I Loooove to be tickled!" I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe!

"Caleefornia here I come!! RRRAAWWRRRAAAWWWRRR!!"

LOL at 0:16 Jay actually had to stop for a second to address the bizarre intro music.

I saw the comments about the bear, but they did not prepare me for the bear.

"I LOVVVE TO BE TICKLED".."YOU HAVE A TRUSTING HAND, MY FRIEND"..HAHAHAHA!! HE SOUNDS LIKE FREDDY KREUGER..THEY'RE ALL CRACKING UP..

That first Arnold line was so hilarious. That bears first line was just creepy

Bring Leno back!

Now THIS is real comedy. Funny. All for 99 cents plus tax.

ROTFLMFFAO 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 "I like to be tickled". I'm crying right now cuz I can NOT stop laughing. And could the voice be any creepier? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

His scream at the snake was perfect

The song he asked about is: El Negro Zumbon. From the 1951 film Anna. The song was released in the USA under the Titles Anna's Theme, and also as Anna. Sophia Loren had a small part in the film. A clip of the scene of the song is in Cinema Paradiso.

Kevin just made this show with his laugh and Jay!

"orzechowy" is Polish for "nutty" (FART candy bar)

The snake is to keep your mommy from snooping in your diary.

4:02 Jay: "What was that?" Kevin: "99 cents, man."

Arnold as a mouse... Epic!!

The sad thing is that a lot of this stuff is all people can afford!

We bought a plush Easter Bunny in Guam (made in China) that played Christmas carols.

That teddy bear is from A.I.: Artificial Intelligence. That's why he sounds like that. Still hilarious out of context though.

I miss leno, fallon just doesn't do it for me

That teddy bear needs those bondage cuffs.

That bear is from AI : Artificial Intelligence

Headlines,Jaywalking,99 cents store the best,…funny as hell.

"Fart" candy bar. In polish "Luck". Batonik "Pierd".

Thanks for posting!

5:30 Duke Nukem ☢️

The bear seems like one of those presents a guy might bring to his date on "To Catch a Predator." It's cute, built good.

Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view ! " Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam." Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!" Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..." Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!" Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky." Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction." Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment ?"

I have the brain cleaner. Also a" C-cramp"- very handy

Jay "The Hack" Leno... instant blockeroo!

Intro music to awesome

Yea what was that music introduction to the $.99 segment ?🤷🏼‍♂️🤔 I liked that.😆

When I was driving in Germany for the fist time, I had to double take at the "Ausfahrt" signs.

Remember when late night shows were this good

Totally missed a "dunacell these batteries" gag

Bear has duke nukem’s voice

That tune in the beginning is so good! Had to put it as my call tune :D

That bear sounds like joe friday

The voice of that talking bear sounded like Mel Blanc. He was the voice actor for Tweeki, the robot from the Buck Rogers tv show back in the '70s so maybe these were left over recordings?

Come on Jay. Don't hold back. At least shop at the DOLLAR STORE

2:08: They would call him: "Hey Arnold" But that name was ALREADY Taken! LOL!

i all-ways loved this when a rich person makes fun of poor, it's a hoot!!

More of these if you can find them.

The mouse was hilarious

I was just about to say that I liked the way he just tossed each item aside when they showed the pile by his desk.

Fart Orzechowy means nuts/peanuts in Polish. Never saw a Fart when I lived there.

Jay Leno single-handedly destroying the Speedo Drink Brand.

I wish I can find where to buy that mouse keychain I don’t know where to find it??

Please don't skip over the details of the 1st. two toy sets. ATD kids. Origin/Destination 🎉

I want that Teddy LOL.

The Fart bar goes well with the Speedo water lol

2020 actually see Jay at the 99 cent store

5:35 GO HERE

American misses you

The two that talk are the creepiest

that was some funny shit

Mary Men 1:00

Wow, I remember the "Dunacell" batteries at the the Dollar Store lol.

Omg! The New VR. Hahaha

hey the teddy bear is from A.I. its really cool sounds just like teddy !!! i want one

I bet that fart candy bar tastes like sh!t lol 😂😂😂

This was the Barrie Ontario station.

6:54 well it looks like epstien got some of those

Me too

Like

I'm DYING!. "I LOVE"to be tickled!." Oh ..... I forgot Jay did these!. Sad I'm watching these instead of real TV. OH YEAH , there's nothing but demons and ghosts and murder on. Now I know why I'm watching this!. .....

I had the Snoop Dogg mouse from the same brand as Arnold.

1:00- 1:02-1:06 1:17 1:52-2:05 2:21-2:29 2:40-2:49 4:05-4:31 4:43-4:46 5:20-5:36 5:47-5:53 6:40 6:53-6:58 7:15-7:27 ❤😂🎉😅

3:09

Megatron has taken a form of a teddybear

I want the talking bear

I actually have that rat! battery is dead but I wants to fix it I found mine at a local convenience store but I paid about $5 for it

Where are these 99 cent stores?

When I went to Disney World in 2007 I needed to get AA batteries. There a four pack cost $16.

I want the bear.

5:49😃😄😂

Sure, to be fair he shops at the 99¢ store. But that one intern he’s always buying TWO gifts for.

the bear was a knok off of the robot bear in the film a.i.

Does he know Irving Mainway? (Dan Ackroyd)

Ahhhh HA !! Now we know who to blame for children underperforming in school. It's those 99¢ flash cards. Sneaky little......... 7+2=5... indeed... The talking bear sounds a lot like Mel Blanc. There's a perfectly good reason why the Aqua Chair is not recommended for use in pool. You're supposed to fill it up with water, silly. That pile of bodies at 6:51 is impressive !! All in the name of good spirited humor.

I think it's supposed to be "Drain" cleaner....

Is anything funnier? .99 cent store, Truth in advertising and headlines.

I miss Jay Leno!

That Speedo sports water was probably gross because it was wrung out water from a pool

Love cuffs? 😮 FART candy bar 😂

Brands that are ONLY at the 99c store

Your opinion and you have a right to it just do yourself a favor and make sure it is an informed one.

before youtube , there was jay leno

FART in Polish (informal/slang/street) means LUCK.

Kev had some after show though.

with the cost of shipping how did this junk make its way over to the states?

The snake u Put on top to keep people out

I think the snake was a stowaway from China.

Hey they got some good stuff there ! But some is bad

Did a test with dollor store and the cheepo one's Lasted 16hrs the dourlcell 10 shrimp lived in the cheepoos big stores suck peace yal

Attention MAGA/Trump people...BRAIN cleaner is available!

💀🌮 33333333333 gk

Today it would be: Have you been to the 99-cent store? Trump sucks. Am I right?

Really??