So glad these are still popular. I have fond memories of my Mom and I always tuning in for headlines . ❤️
@annyeates53445 жыл бұрын
I miss Jay Leno. 😢
@gittyupalice964 жыл бұрын
He has his own youtube channel is uploads every week car videos...
@clairechapin69015 жыл бұрын
I watch a lot of comedy videos, but these headlines make me belly laugh. Love it.
@2-old-Forthischet3 жыл бұрын
The last of the funny Tonight Show hosts! Every tool has a hammer side.
@bonnieforman97004 жыл бұрын
I miss Jay. No one was as funny a host as him. And he had a big heart.
@johanbrand86014 жыл бұрын
Very true
@johnjones48252 жыл бұрын
You do, of course, realise he is still alive..
@herculesbrofister265 Жыл бұрын
I miss him too. RIP
@bonnieforman9700 Жыл бұрын
@@herculesbrofister265 He was the best!
@MegaSunspark5 жыл бұрын
I miss Jay and his Tonight Show.
@rumble3604 жыл бұрын
Who remembers tracking a vhs tape
@copyright19825 жыл бұрын
Kevin laughing always made me laugh. Especially here where he's like, "Aunt Jemima?" lol
@goosewhisperer62755 жыл бұрын
Yes, I always enjoyed Kevin, whatever he was doing.
@kimleone54963 жыл бұрын
I miss both of them. Kevin was s looker too
@johnhoma10944 жыл бұрын
I Love Mr. Leno he is terrific God Bless him.
@haseeb.3125 жыл бұрын
love how he tosses the cards away after hes done with them
@tomkellycartoons2 жыл бұрын
I always wonder who had to pick that up.
@landocommando82 жыл бұрын
He also always asks the guy off stage at the end. “One more?”
@xuploads Жыл бұрын
@@landocommando8 not always. it's just the director sticking up 1 finger and he's clarifying if he means 1 more or 1 minute
@robadams5799 Жыл бұрын
Letterman's bit was better, when he'd toss away a card (sometimes straight at the camera) and you'd hear the sound of breaking glass.
@robadams5799 Жыл бұрын
@@tomkellycartoons probably some flunky who didn't even get paid to do it.
@rodprops5 жыл бұрын
I miss Jay Leno's headlines
@ghendar5 жыл бұрын
Me too. I used to tune in just for the headlines and then turn the TV off and go to bed lol
@andrewgrove16915 жыл бұрын
@@ghendar that was my favorite segment
@microbusss5 жыл бұрын
@@ghendar DITTO on that! I liked the 99 cent store segment too!
@finchborat5 жыл бұрын
@@ghendar And Battle of the Jaywalk Allstars.
@xuploads Жыл бұрын
and the musical guest!
@PyrozPlayground5 жыл бұрын
Oh man, I missed these!
@riverdealer5 жыл бұрын
i always liked headlines
@virginiaconnor83505 жыл бұрын
I miss them too!
@mikeymcmikeface55995 жыл бұрын
My favorite segment!
@MalcolmCir5 жыл бұрын
I miss the Weddings at the end. 😂 A whole lot funnier than the forced antics they try on the late night shows nowadays...
@mariemackey61325 жыл бұрын
OMG, I even have a hammer, I use it to tenderize my Chicken lips. 🐤
@goosewhisperer62755 жыл бұрын
LOL!
@janishart51285 жыл бұрын
*Marie Mackey:* Excuse my ignorance, but is "chicken lips" really a thing that people eat, or is it a euphemism for something else?
@mariemackey61325 жыл бұрын
@@janishart5128 lol, I was just joking. Have a good one and one on me. 🍹
@deerlord23633 жыл бұрын
LOL 🤣
@janishart51282 жыл бұрын
@@mariemackey6132: Oh, OK, thanks Marie! Sorry, I just saw your comment now! Have a good holiday - whatever you celebrate at this time of year (it's currently Passover / Easter time)! And I will indeed have 'one on you'! 😁🍷
@ashleyworden18875 жыл бұрын
Why couldn't I have been Mrs. Jay Leno? I 💝 Jay Leno!
@dickJohnsonpeter Жыл бұрын
I guess you never asked him out or at least flirted with him to get him to. That seems like the logical answer to me lol. It's the reason I'm not with the cute woman who I talked to when walking my dog today. I never tried.
@2000cobraguy5 жыл бұрын
Since Jay was the "master of ceremonies" so to speak, he has an Emcee hammer
@ghendar5 жыл бұрын
Can't touch that comment lol
@Laura-tp8wz5 жыл бұрын
Miss these times😂
@Russell_Rieckenberg5 жыл бұрын
I don't have a hammer because they won't let me get one since I told them: "If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the evening, all over this land."
@chrismartin21234 жыл бұрын
Corny.but made me laugh .
@dorothyford66163 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣💓
@yournostroleeoleeolees.4 жыл бұрын
Dayum this one was funny I loved watching this back then N I love watching it now
@michaelcoughlin30132 жыл бұрын
I also miss headlines. I would look forward to his Monday night show.
@rontait6183 Жыл бұрын
Since Leno retired, I don't have to stay up late anymore. Late night sucks now.
@RedfishCarolina4 жыл бұрын
Lol, Jay straight up shamed that dude about the picture frame on global tv.
@tomkellycartoons2 жыл бұрын
A stupid stereotype.
@port5665 жыл бұрын
I wondered where my bolt cutters went. Thank you.
@herculesbrofister2655 жыл бұрын
Some criminals are pretty dumb, for all we know it could have worked
@deerlord23633 жыл бұрын
1:53 LMFAO!!🤣🤣🤣 That one had me dying, my sides hurt!👌
@fcburgner355 жыл бұрын
Wow, I sure miss Jay - he was clever, funny and had a terrific band unlike the goober that replaced him.
@1986345 жыл бұрын
F C Burgner agreed !!!
@daniellaw25285 жыл бұрын
Yes if only there could have been someone good to replace him. Someone like Conan maybe.
@wulfone59614 жыл бұрын
@@daniellaw2528 Conan is fucking shit.
@yournamehere18864 жыл бұрын
@@wulfone5961 ~ He's better when he travels to different countries in his "Conan Beyond Borders"series ... The talk show format is so played out....That applies to most talk shows on the air...
@altlandf4 жыл бұрын
Jay was so cool and funny. Fallon isn't funny at all. He annoys and pesters you. His writters suck!
@ImpendingJoker5 жыл бұрын
I have the first 3 Headlines Compilation books that were put out, it might be the only 3, because I don't know if anymore were put out. Still they were funny as hell.
@smittykins5 жыл бұрын
The neat thing about them is that he donated his royalties to pediatric AIDS research.
@ukgmail5329 Жыл бұрын
A simpler time. Not that long ago but feels like a different world... His Aunt Jemima comment would get him bloody cancelled these days. Miss the 90s.
@strawberrylemonadelioness7 ай бұрын
Headlines is my favorite Leno segment.
@wapartist2 жыл бұрын
That Radford Mitchell guy is one of my best friends hahaha So him
@geraldfields44695 жыл бұрын
OMG... I'm still laughing at these after all these years! ROFLMBO
@rh15075 жыл бұрын
True classic Leno
@ShawnaGraham505 жыл бұрын
I miss this
@childofthelight90713 жыл бұрын
Those were the days! 💕
@rangeretmars41304 жыл бұрын
I have 4 hammers, two mallets and a smoking hawk. ;)
@robaxl30885 жыл бұрын
He said white aunt jamimma lol
@VashStarwind Жыл бұрын
What made Jay so good, is he pointed out stupidity. He wanted people to be better. He was a class act. He would make fun of you for your bs. No matter your political affiliations. He didnt care. He didnt like people being stupid. No one even cares now a days. ESPECIALLY todays "Talk show" hosts lol.
@Kyavata4 жыл бұрын
1993: "Every man should have a hammer!" (Current Year): How dare you assume my gender?! In retrospect, we should have just handed out hammers while we had the chance.
@TimoRutanen3 жыл бұрын
Be careful when you deal hammers to every man because chances are that one of them already owns a sickle and we all know how bad that could turn out for everyone.
@boataxe46053 жыл бұрын
Timo Rutanen 😂
@wildwinebert4 жыл бұрын
i use to either record him and watch letterman or watch him and record letterman both were so great and fun to watch, oh yeah i use a VHS tape over and ober again
@makelifesimplewithsandi5 жыл бұрын
The best of late night comedy. It’s not funny anymore. 😔
@emilyoftheemeraldcity2 жыл бұрын
6:25 ~ these are the best 3 headlines ever! "You think they don't know what they're doing?!" - hahahahaha!
@lordlee64733 жыл бұрын
I always wanted to visit that tall steel tower in London and the big clock tower in Paris
@soulassassin0g4 жыл бұрын
3:07 that's good advice. The only advice I got from my dad was that the coldest beers are always at the bottom of the cooler.
@Rickshaw8814 жыл бұрын
I like how he just tosses the cards away so some poor flunky has to clean up the mess later.
@mrob43574 жыл бұрын
Every man should have a flunky
@LuckyBaldwin7774 жыл бұрын
That's a TV studio. Everyone's union. He may have a flunky job but he gets a decent paycheck
@dianac57642 жыл бұрын
Jay has been on Last Man Standing with Tim Allen for a few years.
@szqsk83 жыл бұрын
Lol the guy with a cigarette complaining about power lines causing cancer.
@chrishenderson54442 жыл бұрын
It was wireless telephone towers i.e. cell phone towers. The irony made it super silly 😅
@asianfireflie5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for upload
@ericmcdowell576211 ай бұрын
Every man should have a set of left-handed Allen wrenches as well, ... and maybe even a left-handed hammer and screwdriver.
@rstevens1836 Жыл бұрын
Times will be good if they don't turn bad. .....Deep, man.
@dorothyford66163 жыл бұрын
OMG the guy with the picture frame live under a rock??!!!
@thorawilson6253 Жыл бұрын
There's a difference between irreverence and maliciousness. Leno is the king of late night.
@stevenherrold59555 жыл бұрын
i wrote down that street address at the end i want to see what shows up on google earth
@fedupamerican2965 жыл бұрын
Burbank studios.
@shostakovich995 жыл бұрын
Now not only is Jay gone, but I imagine wedding announcements are now on Facebook, not print newspapers ...
@markrodriguez94425 жыл бұрын
They had probably meant Winnie the Pooh. Man,I'd missed Jay Leno's headlines.
@redbird28able4 жыл бұрын
Of course I have a hammer...my favorite tool..they make an awesome back scratcher.
@deerlord23633 жыл бұрын
LOL 🤣
@MrXminus13 жыл бұрын
Glad Jay's coming back to TV to host "You Bet Your Life".
@sebastiandinapoli39122 жыл бұрын
Are the bolt cutters at 6:30 the same ones left behind in 5:55?
@jopalm575611 ай бұрын
Even my elderly mom had a heavy hammer.
@nakedfaves44455 жыл бұрын
2:04 .........In the Red Oak yearbook (Rancocas Valley Regional High School Mount Holly NJ) there used to be a section "most ................." for the 2 students (1 male and 1 female) from each senior class who was voted into that position by their classmates because they exemplified the best 2 students in that category amongst all of the students that year. Best dressed, most athletic, most dependable, class flirts, best dancers, yadda yadda yadda.......... One year in the early 1980s there was one official submission that made the yearbook, it was the "most dependable" category and underneath the photo of 2 EMPTY desks were the names of the 2 students that won the distinction that year. Except that the photo showed that neither one of the students was there to be a part of the photo. Of course it was staged but it was still hilarious. Most dependable, but neither student was there for the photo.
@jeremystewert43033 жыл бұрын
When I worked at Tyson hog plant our rule was, any pig smaller than a grape fruit got sent down to processing. Any pig with tumors bigger, got sent to Jimmy Dean! WoooYeeee! Nothin but the best for your sausage! They used everything but the squeal, nothing went to waste! You’d dog could be eating the same pig as you right now 🤷♂️
@deerlord23633 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, that's disgusting! 🤮
@jeffreyhanna9538 Жыл бұрын
The weird wedding names, 😂😂😂😂!
@michikoyao8985 жыл бұрын
That white aunt Jamima joke would have had him crucified in 2019
@ibrahimcehajic5 жыл бұрын
It's better to have loved chicken lips and lost than to never have loved chicken lips at all.
@davegoodwin18485 жыл бұрын
I still have a wedding announcement at home that I was going to send in to the show but never did. It's the "Frasier Craine" wedding lol. (Sure Crane was spelled a little wrong but most are)
@JazzyJonas2 жыл бұрын
Jay getting upset about 10 instead of 8 pieces of chicken, but not the chicken lips was a solid joke.
@MBenford15 жыл бұрын
I miss those days when late night shows were funny
@brucerockwell3375 жыл бұрын
Late night talk shows used to be funny...sigh
@samanbalal8244 жыл бұрын
Why you don't like Trump racist jokes?
@1970borntorun4 жыл бұрын
Unlike the immature, lame Jimmy Fallon ...
@rafaelcisneros562 Жыл бұрын
Every Man should also know how to change a Tire.
@janishart51282 жыл бұрын
Heyyyyy.....Janelle Pattison at 2:43 could be my twin, except she has bangs and I don't and she may be 5 or 10 yrs. younger than I am - I even had glasses just like hers, when I was about her age!! It's like looking in a 'younger mirror'!! .
@chaztitan64574 жыл бұрын
i love his throse the best
@ravisbanda5 жыл бұрын
Time passes by..😩
@kimleone5496Ай бұрын
I miss the days of Jay and Kevin
@stretch7535 ай бұрын
I have a hammer. It's not a big one but it's mine.
@user-wd7ex4gr6b2 ай бұрын
Same here - I have a small hammer that works just great for what I need it for!! Btw, the woman on the left at 2:50, looks just like me when I was younger! What a shock it was to see her! 😮
@earlosandwich7433 Жыл бұрын
Jayseph Leno.
@jasepark183 ай бұрын
Farmer to marry Plant Macaroni and Cheves 😂
@jimmybenyoucef44162 жыл бұрын
Banger-Good
@jacobdockter34362 жыл бұрын
hey the trees one may have been from my city paper i noticed the area code 262-658 :O go kenosha
@wayneyadams10 ай бұрын
5:39 That one is unfair because the vehicle is obviously an SUV so she climbs in the back and walks (although hunched over) to her seat.
@fesswah2 жыл бұрын
Canadian woman here, and I own 25 hammers.
@Bubba1960.2 жыл бұрын
Weener - Whipple Wedding is a tongue twister.
@Research0digo4 жыл бұрын
1:03 - I agree! I am - well, used to be - a Journey'man' Carpenter, Local 2078, Vista Cal! I have a stuff load of hammers. And I am a Grandma of three. So, men, go buy yourself a stick with a forked heavy thing at the end!
@sonicimperium5 жыл бұрын
Before late night became "Orange Man Bad".
@JuanGarcia-fi8ud5 жыл бұрын
2019
@stevenwebb62535 жыл бұрын
I have about 4 hammers. My son has had a hammer since he was 12 or 13. 🥴
@liloiax224 жыл бұрын
2:30 - where is that 3rd hand coming from?...bc I can't see anybody behind the kid unless they're hiding REALLY well lol
@boataxe46054 жыл бұрын
It’s called ‘Bad Photoshop’.
@jasonnaugle16003 жыл бұрын
Every man should have a hammer, but not hammertoe.
@thepoodlebitesthepoodleche19145 жыл бұрын
3 or 4 hammers in case you break 1or 2!
@Dragondude2525 Жыл бұрын
Some of these comments were just wild!!
@rosshurst56305 жыл бұрын
Jay seems like kind of a tool but I never missed Headlines. Loved em.
@Kyavata5 жыл бұрын
I watched his early interviews, I feel like he was a pretty simple guy who likes cars and telling funny stories. I didn't care for him much back in the 90s but now I miss him.
@greenrobot53 жыл бұрын
Macaroni and cheeves, lol
@deerlord23633 жыл бұрын
Those wedding names are hilarious 🤣
@spectrabranwen61245 жыл бұрын
Season 9
@tomkellycartoons2 жыл бұрын
WTF? I don’t have a hammer. For repairs around the house? That’s what checkbooks are for.
@jamiemoffatt503 жыл бұрын
6’3” 180 lbs? That’s a bean pole! Skinny as hell!!!
@royalcollectables3 жыл бұрын
Mmmmmmm chicken lips!!!!
@spectrabranwen61245 жыл бұрын
2000
@asianfireflie4 жыл бұрын
Hi Jeremy 🎯
@rgjr65813 жыл бұрын
How many companies make millions of hammers quarterly? How often to you need to buy a hammer? If they sold every hamer they make in 10 years, everyone in the country would have a 200lb box of hammers.
@spectrabranwen61245 жыл бұрын
Early 2001
@Dios675 жыл бұрын
I have a hammer but don't have a saw... I need one for a small tree :[
@EliasWolf772 жыл бұрын
Now I feel like I need to buy a hammer
@equine20209 ай бұрын
Wish he was back. His headlines are so funny. Today's late night shows stink.