Yeah, his videos the last few years have been...poopy.

They don't make them like in the old days. I miss it just him and a camera.

I wonder if Critic was clever enough to change format in order to create this nostalgia we feel today.

Same here.

Abe Wallard I hate people like you.

this whole movie is unbelievably horribly written

Yeah but something about that line makes me hate it more.

That and how does he know how to make a big mac?

Soarxisscared better yet where did he get the tech to make it

ilopominecrafter

That's exactly what my Dad said when we saw the movie way back when.

I still think it's a good joke :)

Tara Blackmore it is a meme.

ccateni 28 yay!

whats a meme?

@@danielshimoda9246 a meme is something that is a picture with words that is funny or not funny but their are other kinds of memes though

@@damondodson9414 Actually, memes are more like recurring jokes or ideas that are repeated and imitated by other people to the point that it becomes a custom. Humanity has been doing this sort of thing long before the internet was invented.

When I was a kid I read Arthurian stories and for some reason back then I thought Camelot was a fictional version of part of England like a county or a fiefdom, something to that degree. I think they described Camelot as a portion of England when they stated that in England's time of need Arthur would return and rule the nation, leading it into an era of unparalleled glory once more. I don't recall if they specified the difference between Camelot and England as a whole or not. Sorry, my memory is abysmal.

Dumbass in distress

Probably yes. Princess Peach was at full force there.

Oh God I just googled it I kind of remember liking this movie a little bit as a kid I had no idea it was a sequel

I thought it was bullshit when you mentioned the sequel but I looked it up real quick and yeah you're 100% right! XD

Whattt?! I want him to review it now so i can see it 😂

"I did Titanic" "I was James Bond" "I put my d*ck in a pie!"

Kate TerBerg And Kate Winslet.

What's funny is it's the second movie he played a baseball player.

I honestly feel like i am a klutz. But even i am not as bad as this kid. But then again, i seem to not be good at anything half the time. But i am better than calvin.

I remember reading Calvin and Hobbes back in my first 2 years in middle school.

At this point you have Merlin so Magic would have been acceptable....it was only the church who pushed the burning for heresy thing

@@jfdrac Yeah, but aren't all monarchies supposed to be uber-religious? At least before constitutional monarchies became a thing?

@@DoctorWhoKage Burning wasn't as popular as you might think in the Medival times

​@@DoctorWhoKage That really depends on what you mean by "all monarchies." Monarchies have been around for a while and a lot of them actually accepted magic. It was probably only into AD, specifically when Christianity started intermixing within monarchies, that it bled into how certain monarchies chose to conduct themselves. By the time that King Arthur is estimated to have existed/take place, magic would have actually been quite accepted. As for witch-burnings, Lorax hits it on the head. It is a common misconception that burnings were a common way to kill witches. This isn't true at all. They were incredibly rare. People accused of witchcraft were killed in numerous ways. From what I can recall the more common method was usually hanging. So, it is perfectly sensible that Calvin has not been killed for "witchcraft." The things he's doing are just stupid and sometimes lacking in logic.

I mean king Arthur is in the movie and he was very strongly associated with Merlin who was a wizard so Calvin would be fine

invock (yes, except, obviously, for Winslet and Craig, who have a modern British accent)

invock And Joss Ackland.

actually, people in England back then had a diffrent accent

John Carver At one point, we spoke French.

***** 1066 onwards.

I WILL HELP YOU **violently murders you**

***** There are only 2 ways to stop the intro and retain a soul free of the devil 1. Make passionate love to Doug Walker 2. Shut off your computer and go get something I can never have; a life. THEN make passionate love to Doug Walker

+Krebons1200 Both seem an impossible task my friend lol.

You can always make passionate love to a uwe ball lookalike pillow...or watch Foodfight

lol

Good point. But At least they could have let her put up a fight before she got kidnapped. Maybe have her try to defend herself instead of just being easily Grabbed. Wouldn’t it hurt for them to have her toss a few punches in. Or have her try to fight back? You can still have her kidnapped. But allow her to put up a fight before doing so. Or just cut out her being able to fight back in the movie…

Just because you are older doesn't mean you're stronger

@@cyborgninja5489 How many adults do you know are so weak that a little kid can pick on them?

azamonra That must be a coincidence, theirs no way the writers of this movie have even once heard of Stonehenge.

+azamonra I thought the movie was so stupid that that's what they called people who made wheels.

Jenifer Joseph lol that would be pretty stupid especially since blacksmiths ARE the ones that made wheel back then. So the blacksmith would have been saying "by the blacksmiths themselves" :P

Fun fact: Stonehenge isn't a typical henge, having a ditch *outside* the earthwork bank, rather than *inside* it, as is normal....

That is the worst joke ever.

You mean the "formerly-about-history" channel?

@@mitchfletcher2386 I think it was still about history when this movie was made.

@@mitchfletcher2386 you mean "used-to-be-about-history" Channel?

I think that was in response to being called smart - not knowing about Excalibur

Well now that season 8 happened I wouldn't be surprised any more if it DID happen.

Roller blading dwarves with axes and swords.

Let me guess, got it from a relative that doesn't really understand children.

How the hell....

177WW This shit got a SEQUEL??? WTF

1 year later. What now?

DO IT, DO IT, DO IT!

Patrick Donnolley what season is that in? I finished 2 then quit, wasn't connecting with any of the characters.

Firose I don't watch Game Of Thrones. But i think there is a clip involving Khaleesi and another woman or something. I don't know it's on KZfaq somewhere.

Firose You made a wise decision my friend...

Peter Kolev Yes, I know how emotionally attached some of you Game of Thrones fanboys are to a mediocre fictional television show that features characters as dull as wet sandpaper. Your hateful comment shows that you know that what I speak is the truth. Otherwise, you wouldn't be so offended.

The show isn't that great... The books are much better, they still aren't amazing though.

And a soundtrack by hans zimmer

CJAdams97 Hans Zimmer did the soundtrack for Arthur and the Knights of Justice?

sadlobster1 oops wrong one

Y la intro de ese show era epica

CJAdams97 I think you mean the 2004 (or so) film, King Arthur; right?

Samuel Johnson Wait....WHAT?!?! How did this deserve a sequel?

Samuel Johnson WHY ALADDIN

Samuel Johnson Please tell me you're kidding. If not, then that's another movie I have to look into.

Eddie Olshefski I kid you not. There was indeed a sequel...and it was worse (at least I think so). I still have the vhs and remember it as a cheap knockoff live-action sequel to Aladdin. Look it up.

@@eddieolshefski6467 Oh, I watched it as a kid. There's one part where Calvin's traveling caravan gets buried in a sandstorm up to their necks but he and the girl with him saved them all since Calvin was off hallucinating about a Burger King in the middle of a desert. I really don't remember most of the movie, just a few bits.

...Far...worse.

Disney even put zero effort into claiming legal ownership of this film, this coming form the same company that sends cease and desist letters to day care centers for using copyrighted characters in their murals. You know they dont give a shit when they put more effort into screwing with toddlers murals then this movie.

Call Alonzo Lerone on his ass! 😂

1 like on your comment = one extra tool for the blacksmith

Truer words were never spoken, my friend. :)

No shit.

+Pale Horse Not everyone knows that it was based off one of Twain's works, making your sarcasm unappreciated and unwelcome.

Spectre King2105 I think I read the first two pages, but I don't remember much.

@K Weaver No they don't.

@N Ryan Yeah, anyone who would know that are either over 50-60-100 years old, or Hipsters like the Nostalgia Critic, or dead now.

don't you mean the best?

At least Daniel Crag lives at the end

@@timafterdark3759 Well of course, he's the only one along with Kate Winslet who will have a career after this movie.

This comment aged well

not anymore

I agree w your comment. I even wrote a fanfic about it.

+Chris Wilson (Fantom979) Pretty sure he came back just to KILL HIMSELF the second this shit got the green light.

+Ricardo Ortiz-Joseph True...

+Chris Wilson (Fantom979) I know I would if I were him...

This movie is based on a Mark Twain book?

@@diegobareno5820 Yep, it's called a connecticut yankee in king arthur's court.

He isn't?

Alex Ramirez Now I want to see art of the Critic as a pikmin...

LOL, just remembered Pikmin attack with their heads

Frodo laughs at you I'd draw it.

dracofirex Then what are you waiting for? I really want to see this become a thing.

Oh

That's how you explain the bible. No, wait, that's 'miracles'. No, wait, same difference.

Juxtavarious There's more danger to HIM in the past than the other way around. In the past without vaccines, medicines and eating food that's not been properly cooked or cared for to take care of food-borne illness people were more resilient to illness. Yes, there were still very nasty bugs and such, like the Plague, that'd wipe out populations but those were severe because they were the exception and not the rule. There's little he could bring back to them they wouldn't have a natural immunity for. Your immune system builds itself up from exposure and people back then were exposed to a LOT. The kid, however, grew up in a medically "clean" time. He has vaccines in him, he's been eating food that's been raised in environments to limit bacterial growth. That food has been kept in refrigeration to limit bacterial growth. Most of that food was then cooked to remove any bacteria. He's not had the same exposure to illness as the ancient counterparts so he's got a weaker comparative immune system. His entire life all he's drank is water that's been through a complicated process of purification with fluoride and other chemicals in it to make it safer to drink. People back then didn't drink pure, crystal-clear, water. The water they drank, when they drank it, was dirty. Remember the scene in "Back to the Future III" when Marty is in his great-grandfather's house and they serve him a glass of water and it looks like weak chocolate milk? That's because that water was recovered from a well and is filled with dirt. It's basically diluted mud. So our kid is in a time where water, the most basic and essential thing to human life, is risky for him to intake. There are diseases and stuff all around him that he's never been exposed to either practically or through vaccination. Stuff King Arthur and everyone else has been around their whole lives so they're immune to them, there bodies have learned to cope. He'd arrive there and pretty much instantly get a terribly bad cold or flu, worse than anything he or most of the people from his time has ever had and he'd die in a week after the local form of "medicine" drilled a hole in his skull so he could bleed-out the excess hot blood, under the assumption this would cure him of his ailment.

Yeah but...what if he had the flu? I mean he carried a flu from his time?

That's what happens when your entire plot basically fucks over history.

Brian Straight that's how Europeans resisted smallpox, and why the Native Americans got fucking rekt by it

Blame it on this film.

Frenchiejokerman Second to his Felix the Cat intro, of course. >:)

A Fid in Bing Donga's Groud. XD

Didn't they mention something like that in Merlin, the BBC's TV show? Or, is that show a prequel? 🤔🤔🤔

Wasn't it his nephew Arthur killed Or was Mordred his son🤔

@@Saiyangoddess72 Depends on which version. Some versions he is the Nephew, others he is the son.

And both were female

I didn’t know that, guess I need to watch more CNN

please tell me thats a joke?

emrys I hope it is

Joke? No its a real movie. I had it on vhs as a kid.

@@lovetolovefairytales 🔫-_(XwX) invader Zim voice: YOU LIE YOU LIEEEEEEE!!

Okay, at this point they’re just retroactively ripping off the Sonic Storybook Series.

jeyxis27 I do love it when a mistake turns into a joke that was unintentional xD

@Mai Nyigguh look at nostalgia critics first top 11 f ups

"Gits and Shiggles" 😂

Mark twain wrote this? I don't think those time periods match up . . .

Serendra Hardu correct. It's not half bad either

Oh please don't tell me the movie says it's based on the book

I guess he can blame this movie for making him illiterate.

Wasn’t bad enough nor did he know

Ditto. I used to rent this as a kid and I loved it.

game of thrones never had lesbian incest. incest sure but never two women

She's also a minor

@@coffeecake9939 16:37-16:48 answers your question lol

Nathaniel Levesque You hit yourself with a book too?

He made a Spamalot joke.

Check 6:30

+Nathaniel Levesque Spamalot! Spam, Spam, Spam...

message for you sir

and Titanic

Not to mention the guy that plays Lord Eyeshadow is one of the bad guys in True Lies.

MEAT BICYCLE

Not until October

Alex-Zander Browne why??

Moman213 So it can be part of Nostalgiaween obviously.

Tabula Rasa If I recall correctly women did train to fight during this time just not as much as men. Vikings for instance these days are considered to be all men but we found evidence that female Vikings existed and even led armies. During Cleopatra's time Julius Caesar's sister led an army at age 11,beat his ass,and forced him to swim home naked. So yeah women could be trained in combat royal blood or not.

Pretty sure princesses were nothing more than bargaining chips for political marriages during the medieval times. Their fate was to look pretty on the mantlepiece and pump out the babies, nobody expected them to go Jeanne d'Arc -ing on the battlefield.

*Angerly throws fan fiction into trash can*

In medieval days, you were married off as early as 12.

Napalm Blaziken And in Medeval days we had bicycles and burgers.

Gat720Dua Yeah but mine was actual fact. So the fan fiction lives on!

***** I said one of them.

A kid in Aladdin’s palace. I have it, just never actually watched it.

Doctor Cthulhu You have chosen... wisely

@@cjwrench07 that was right before he did American Pie lol

Parallelogram Pounders, y'all!!