A- Level French - Mitchell and Webb. Tres Bien! From the comedy show Bruiser. Co-written by Ricky Gervais, Bruiser is available on DVD from the BBC store or Amazon. www.amazon.co.uk/Bruiser-DVD-O...
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@unconvincingrebel8 жыл бұрын
yep, crazy camera angles + out of date techno = educational videos
@Wegster646 жыл бұрын
I remember vids like these on video tapes at school
@thenimrod10244 жыл бұрын
Tres bien
@konstantinopoulos333 жыл бұрын
I remember these shite ‘educational’ videos. Spot on. The most accurate part is how little they told you and how little the presenters clearly knew. Reeked of old people thinking this was how to reach da yoof, and da yoof see through it. They’d rather read a decent book than sit through this shit.
@automat30003 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's not techno.
@thechannelwithnoname47133 жыл бұрын
Who remembers Was ist dein lieblingsfach? That shit was a trip.
@soapmode11 жыл бұрын
They're not making fun of the French. They're making fun of BBC educational programmes in the UK, which would occasionally get sidetracked by misguided attempts to appear 'cool' (and so attractive to young people), instead of focusing on serious study content.
@Taricus3 жыл бұрын
**claps!** You get an award!
@joemerino32433 жыл бұрын
@@Taricus lol, your necromancy is forgiven
@Andrew-yl7lm3 жыл бұрын
@@Taricus the funny thing is that this is a reply. 8 years ago you didn't have a thread in the same comment like this. The guy wasn't stating facts he was replying to other comments.
@Taricus3 жыл бұрын
@@Andrew-yl7lm I was just being silly 🤪
@chriswashingtonbeats3 жыл бұрын
@@Andrew-yl7lm oh yh ure right
@TheSexyninjamonkey9 жыл бұрын
This is literally any school educational video ever.
@Mumfin8 жыл бұрын
+TheSexyninjamonkey Literally? Nah.
@KindredBrujah6 жыл бұрын
Apparently you've never seen Look Around You. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/fKiRidqo2qvWnYk.html
@Torthrodhel4 жыл бұрын
@@KindredBrujah that was absolutely masterful. well the first series anyway, second series was quite different and not nearly as sharp with the humour.
@BriggsA3 жыл бұрын
Annoyingly cringey and trying super hard to be 'cool' to get across to kids. Never works
@happyandblessed56403 жыл бұрын
Yep!
@halfaworldaway7 жыл бұрын
This is so true it pisses me off.
@gottjager7606 жыл бұрын
I don't know weather I should offer you a drink for your hatred of the french or teach you basic economics, fucking anarcho socialism/Communism (give me all of your land... by choice so we can share it equally amongst all man kind).
@bettyewens12476 жыл бұрын
GottJäger um I think they meant the annoying unhelpful revising video was true but uhh ok
@bagpipesmcbouncyballs51285 жыл бұрын
@@gottjager760 You idiot.
@BusinessRaptor5205 жыл бұрын
@@gottjager760 Hey dude it's called Laisez Faire, slow down
@llary5 жыл бұрын
TRES BIEN!!!!!
@Picnicl4 жыл бұрын
Part of the joke is Hercule Poirot is a fictional Belgian detective, Simon Le Bon was born in England and is English, and Christopher Lambert was born in New York.
@medexamtoolsdotcom3 жыл бұрын
How can he have been born in New York, when he is the timeless and eternal god of thunder and lightning and guardian of the realm of Earth Rayden?
@deathman11jackd3 жыл бұрын
Poirot and Lambert are French.
@Picnicl3 жыл бұрын
@@deathman11jackd The Belgian detective Poirot is not French
@deathman11jackd3 жыл бұрын
@@Picnicl The detective Poirot is not Dutch, so he must be French
@JohnSmith-jz2ke3 жыл бұрын
@@deathman11jackd Not French, Wallonian. They even speak a different language.
@sanoban2 жыл бұрын
I am French, I believe they covered more or less everything so that people can speak French. All the important stuff like Christophe Lambert have been mentionned
@gandalf82162 жыл бұрын
Bonjour means, of course, hey ya.
@centerfield6339 Жыл бұрын
D'accord!
@poep85 Жыл бұрын
Tres bien!
@CCootauco Жыл бұрын
Bonjour, Christophe Lambert. Le Whisky.
@beatbasher Жыл бұрын
They did not explain the whole hon hon hon thing, I am forever lost not knowing about this.
@ChickenOfAwesome10 жыл бұрын
Oh god this made me grimace and laugh in equal measure. The horror of old BBC education programs on a worn out video tape on one of those massive TVs on a trolley....
@Harvester23610 жыл бұрын
It still exists today :(
@hoho33010 жыл бұрын
***** THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
@reellezahl8 жыл бұрын
+ChickenOfAwesome It's spelt „programme(s)“! ; ) But yes, that unfortunately is how it alway came across. And who’d be doing it to-day? None other than your average KZfaqr! : (
@hemipemi7 жыл бұрын
'Programmes'? Well la de da! Sounds a bit French to me.
@AP-fo5cf7 жыл бұрын
JJ H Nowadays technology has advanced to playing on projectors. But the videos are still the same.
@Corvatile10 жыл бұрын
TREH BYEH
@stumbling9 жыл бұрын
Troublingly accurate.
@Kylephibbsky10 жыл бұрын
Everytime the close on Webb and his "Tres bien!" I just can't even stop laughing.
@7410n08 жыл бұрын
+Uua Uub I thought he was saying "Tra bleeeeeeuagh" xD
@Lootroq8 жыл бұрын
+Uua Uub Yeah, I speak french and I seriously could not
@thisgirlfromderby11 жыл бұрын
The 'don't panic' bits are so accurate!
@TDogthe3rd12 жыл бұрын
If anyone else has had to suffer the indignity of BBC bitesize, you'll know this is disturbingly accurate.
@domispablo799210 ай бұрын
The website is alright but the vodeoes aren't worth watching
@CaptainLumpyDog12 жыл бұрын
And that's how I achieved native-level fluency in the French language. TRÉS BIEN!
@andrewreaney2 жыл бұрын
*Très
@surayi52562 жыл бұрын
@@andrewreaney mate that was 10 years ago are you really gonna correct him
@lucase.2546 Жыл бұрын
That's what he was saying.... god, I couldn't figure it out
@CaptainLumpyDog Жыл бұрын
@@mfbf6440 Except the correction was wrong. The accent egout is correct, not the accent grave.
@CaptainLumpyDog Жыл бұрын
@@andrewreaney Dude, if you're going to attempt to correct me after a decade, you could at least determine whether or not my spelling was correct. Which it was. Your accent grave is incorrect.
@Treblaine10 жыл бұрын
Oh god! I watched this with Occulus Rift now I can't stop puking!
@GenerationCarbon10 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
@A-Duck10 жыл бұрын
You brave fool.
@NellWatson4 жыл бұрын
"Tres Blaine!"
@jennyjohn70415 сағат бұрын
Serves you right for owning an Occulus Rift. :0
@MrBlack19688 жыл бұрын
Mitchell looked a lot different when he was younger.
@DrGlickenstine8 жыл бұрын
+ MrBlack1968 I'm assuming you're joking :D
@lusteraliaszero8 жыл бұрын
+MrBlack1968 yes the sex change really did a smashing job
@LiamAnthony_7 жыл бұрын
Damn, I came to say this, but you beat me by about 8 months.
@Henouk7 жыл бұрын
He changed sex over 100 times didn't he?
@dylanmilne66836 жыл бұрын
You mean Michelle as they were known at the time?
@joelthomastr9 жыл бұрын
MY FAVOURITE FRENCHWOMAN IS DAWN FRENCH
@theShaunus3 жыл бұрын
Of the "French and Saunders" fame 😉
@videogamenostalgia3 жыл бұрын
I've thought about the way Webb says "tres bien" almost every day for the last ten years
@hughcaldwell103411 ай бұрын
Damn, what demon did you get on the wrong side of?
@Geokinkladze2 жыл бұрын
My son was asked to take part in an educational video for BBC young reporter during covid lockdown and I can honestly say things haven't changed.
@HarduntheRanger8 жыл бұрын
TRES BIEN!!
@arista.g11 ай бұрын
7 years later, this translates to THREE GOOD!! 😅 Ah, technology...
@spyrofan96819 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else remember the terrible educational stuff on the BBC website?
@hutchy1k948 жыл бұрын
+Spyro Fan Unfortunately.
@Hugo2dog8 жыл бұрын
+Spyro Fan it is still there...........
@GMovieSeeker8 жыл бұрын
+Spyro Fan Only last year I watched a really good interactive series for learning basic Spanish on the BBC website... So I guess not all of it is horrible.
@Max_J20017 жыл бұрын
There is a reason I only use text based BBC bitesize pages
@rickoneillable7 жыл бұрын
Spyro Fan takes the piss out of it perfectly!
@johndoyle48610 жыл бұрын
A lot of people sadly don't seem to have the cognitive ability to grasp irony. I have French friends and they LOVE this. Mitchell and Webb are taking the piss out of trying too hard BBC educational shows, NOT French people, why is that so hard to understand? It's not exactly rocket science for fuck sake!
@HyperHardHead9 жыл бұрын
wowdywoemanwebble Brain surgery... Not exactly nuclear physics.
@Kayarrah9 жыл бұрын
Sarcasm, not irony. Satire, parody perhaps, not irony.
@OllieX1239 жыл бұрын
Kayarrah If something is sarcastic it is automatically ironic. All sarcasm is irony. Just look at the definition of sarcasm - Sarcasm: use of irony to mock or convey contempt
@TTV57 жыл бұрын
+Ollie X A bit pointless to comment this late, but #NotAll sarcasm is irony. I don't know where you found that definition, but it's not consistent with Webster or any of the other dictionaries I checked. Irony seems to me a poor description of what's going on in this video.
@TTV57 жыл бұрын
It seem to be completely out of step with the other defnitions. Stephen Pinker, for instance, has talked about how irony is often misused to describe sarcasm.
@morbo30008 жыл бұрын
D'ACCORD!
@beardedartisan8 жыл бұрын
TRAYBY ANNE!!!
@jamesbong57447 жыл бұрын
Dak dak dak!!
@butcherboy20086 жыл бұрын
JE T'AIME. MAINTENANT FAIS LE BRUIT COCHON.
@FindecanorNotGmail8 жыл бұрын
Le cringe-factor is très high on this one.
@Ulkomaalainen7 жыл бұрын
*facteure de cringe
@brianseguel53084 жыл бұрын
Très bien! :)
@ElStink4K4 жыл бұрын
mais amusant!!!!!
@YoshiDude-vh4rl4 жыл бұрын
Oui mais c'est trés amusant.
@jopalm36493 жыл бұрын
Cringe was already a thing, four years ago? 🤔
@05AT112 жыл бұрын
I now actually want to see their A-level German programme.
@highdefinist9697 Жыл бұрын
"Gooten Taag"
@CittizinKane Жыл бұрын
Mit gasse , le whisky, curry wurst 😅😂😅😂😅😂
@giusepped367810 ай бұрын
Sehr gut!
@danthecat2111 жыл бұрын
So accurate, even the music is perfect
@GingerJoberton12 жыл бұрын
"D'accord" as a replacement for goodbye sounds very violent.
@medexamtoolsdotcom3 жыл бұрын
Not as violent as T2 made "hasta la vista". Until that movie, there was nothing violent about those words.
@SeaJayBelfast5 жыл бұрын
Mid 2000's BBC Bitesize in a nutshell
@einarjensen43667 жыл бұрын
I've learned basically all my french from watching "'Allo 'allo!"... Tres Bien!
@MrArthoz3 жыл бұрын
Me too! Allo Allo taught me how to speak French fluently....wait till I get the chance to visit France someday.
@georgethakur2 жыл бұрын
@@MrArthoz I can just imoogen myself pissing by the doors in Paris, grating my new neighboors a good moaning.
@restcure2 жыл бұрын
I thought repetition was part of learning. The lessons must have been difficult, since you had to listen carefully - the teacher would say it only once.
@ExplodingPiggy2 жыл бұрын
Everyone in their mid 30's will shudder upon hearing "quelle est la date de votre anniversaire?"
@pauljordan44529 ай бұрын
Or more idiomatically c'est quand ton anniversaire?
@angusallen42267 жыл бұрын
This is me sorted for my A Level French oral on tuesday D'ACCORD!!
@reellezahl6 жыл бұрын
And? How was it?
@weswheel4834 Жыл бұрын
@@reellezahl Tray bee-en.
@patriciasanderson2171 Жыл бұрын
“Tres bien” 🤣🤣. Cracks me up.
@BananaFishBliss3 жыл бұрын
Never thought I’d need to find old BBC “Hello Fellow Kids” educational videos, but this is clearly something missing from my life.
@multiplesifl3 жыл бұрын
This sketch has mad Nozin' around energy and I love it.
@reellezahl8 жыл бұрын
This should be shown to all future people in the business of generating educational media, to stop them from patronising children by trying too hard und ending up teaching literally less information than could be contained in one paragraph. It's as if they were trying to stick it to all the intelligent people of the past, who learnt by … just learning. Anyone who needs entertainment at the same time, should seriously consider revisiting nursery.
@DeepBlueMuslim8 жыл бұрын
+reelle Zahl no. its not useful to you. its probably useful to others
@reellezahl8 жыл бұрын
Omer Elhassan I would concede, that there be perhaps some psychological/emotional worth. I would not concede anything further…
@DeepBlueMuslim8 жыл бұрын
+reelle Zahl I think that's far enough, that emotional/psychological effect can be very good for people of a certain age or maturity. I agree that for most it's probably not needed but hey, to each their own lol
@reellezahl8 жыл бұрын
Omer Elhassan good point. I recently read a book on Didaktik, which started off by pointing out, that the countenance of the learner plays a defining role, not just in terms of putting one in the right state/frame of mind, but also that it belongs to the learning itself. I nevertheless found it irritating, when this became an end it itself and one ended up diluting real content and knowledge for the sakes of good vibes… kind of like what this sketch show is verarsching. I have seen a variety of approaches, enough to know, that one can pack in substantial meat in a learning environment whilst at the same time fostering positive psychological conditions. The naysayers just lack imagination and faith in the ability of children to grasp more than they typically imagine them to be able to handle. I've often come across people my age from ex-soviet territories, who's basic average knowledge typically surpasses the basic average knowledge of people in western Europe. When I ask them, they seemed to have had just as much „fun“ at school/university, with the difference, that they just do more content-wise.
@SuperChuckRaney7 жыл бұрын
This comment is MUCH more readable if I say it with Webb's accent and have Mitchell reading the daily news and chime in with "uh-huh".
@MrBuch16916913 жыл бұрын
I never noticed it before, but David Mitchell is GORGEOUS.
@Ace_Hunter_lives3 жыл бұрын
This is every educational video I ever saw as a high school kid in the mid-'90's.
@AqibA.C.4 жыл бұрын
The deep and breathy 'Très Bien' always catches me off guard hahah.
@Rumbleman9911 жыл бұрын
when I was at secondary school, this is literally what the "educational" videos were like, so depressing
@colleenheaterringtone29297 жыл бұрын
bone app the teeth
@hemipemi7 жыл бұрын
*le teeth
@SszeCret16 жыл бұрын
I see the Rob Mob is here. :D
@H0n3yMonstah6 жыл бұрын
bone apple tea
@James-gc5if6 жыл бұрын
Actually it's "la teeth", because in France only women have la teeth.
@johnnyboy39495 жыл бұрын
Plans for the Creative Commons there is no French word for teeth
@anthonyrando64476 жыл бұрын
OMG FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT THIS WAS REAL! THATS HOW REALISTIC IT IS.
@holliswilliams84262 жыл бұрын
lol what, it's obviously a parody
@sarcasmo573 жыл бұрын
You just saved me a lot of money on French lessons.
@greason2 жыл бұрын
I do not know why i am getting reccomended these but i love it.
@James-gc5if6 жыл бұрын
Today I learnt French. Now when I next go on holiday to France or shop at French Connection, they'll be able to understand me. Da Cor. Trey ben!
@LCdrDerrick6 жыл бұрын
This is wordwang!
@hollydot92453 жыл бұрын
"Yesterday we learned A-level German. Today, French." Yeah, I think we sufficiently covered the entire French language. What's next? 😂
@dronebee8313 жыл бұрын
My GCSE French consisted of a teacher lobbing over a Werther's Original every time we successfully translated a French phrase into English. I left with a grade D and the teacher in question went on to become head of a different school, which was subsequently placed into special measures by the LEA.
@WalkingTravisty13 жыл бұрын
Like every French lesson I've ever had summarised.
@joseywales38487 жыл бұрын
Besides the lack of a geordie accent, that was the best Jayne Middlemiss impression ever!
I learnt more French watching this video than 4 years at school😳
@CoxworthyXIV9 жыл бұрын
Don't panic and tres bien!
@mh313 жыл бұрын
TRES BIEN! Le meilleur sketch qui soit!
@PlanetoftheDeaf10 ай бұрын
Great parody sketch. I have no memory of the series "Bruiser" which is surprising.
@MusicalMysteryTour-qv3gn6 ай бұрын
I can now speak French perfectly thanks to this video. Merci beaucoup BBC, vous avez rendu ma vie de traductrice des Nations Unies tellement plus facile, la paix mondiale est désormais à ma portée!
@HVPShortz9 жыл бұрын
Fuck me, everyone getting their knickers in a twist cus they said Poirot was French, Simon Le Bon isn't either, do people need to be spoon fed the punchlines???
@ModKijko7 жыл бұрын
Christopher Lambert isn't French either. He was born in the USA and grew up in Switzerland. He didn't move to France until later in life.
@hemipemi7 жыл бұрын
Of course he's French. Why else would his name be Cristof Lomberrrrt?
@H0n3yMonstah6 жыл бұрын
they probably thought this was an actual BBC educational program.
@applemask7 жыл бұрын
I took A-Level French and can confirm that this is accurate
@little_fluffy_clouds Жыл бұрын
Say what you will, but after watching this video, I can now speak in French fluently: Bonjour Christophe Lambert. Whisky? D’accord.
@flampflampflampflamp64525 жыл бұрын
I got an A* after watching this. Great video!!!
@richarddavis32393 жыл бұрын
Wow, very educational, I learned a lot. Magnifique! 😂😂
@groinBlaster31 Жыл бұрын
Missed a chance to say très bien! (treh bee-ehn!)
@NowhereBeats9 жыл бұрын
I see the Poirot joke went over most people's heads.
@chrisf16008 жыл бұрын
+Jaw Ji Wow. I'm genuinely impressed. You must, like, be really good at reading and stuff ?
@Ultracity60608 жыл бұрын
+Jaw Ji It was the only reason I scrolled down to the comments xD
@NowhereBeats8 жыл бұрын
+Chris F Wee, je suis (that's French for 'Yes I am') =D
@BUFFISM8 жыл бұрын
+Jaw Ji "wee"
@JohannesWiberg8 жыл бұрын
+Jaw Ji How did you "see" that? Are you saying that since the video has 400K+ views and not all of them went to the comment section to mention it, it went over their heads? Perhaps they just laughed at a funny joke and went on, not feeling a need to show their assumed superiority, don't you think?
@spiderspyy3 жыл бұрын
Okay youtube algorithm, you got me back to the old internet.
@helterskeltor26703 жыл бұрын
God I love these sketches
@redavatar11 жыл бұрын
I said "Good Murning" to my French teacher and got kicked out of class
@Trucmuch3 жыл бұрын
I wish my French teacher were as cools as you two guys. Please keep posting videos I've already learn more French from you than at school
@mariegribber70303 жыл бұрын
My French teacher was so cool she went in the cage on TISWAS.
@saeedsanei12722 жыл бұрын
Man this really brings back memories of bbc bitesize for me. I wonder how that is now
@nobodyimportantt3413 жыл бұрын
glad to know that bizzare educational videos are a thing people everywhere put up with
@LANBritain17 жыл бұрын
NO, YOU DA MAN!
@hemipemi7 жыл бұрын
Whatever Laurence let's not quibble - I'm a man!
@joshuasimmonds7266 жыл бұрын
Laurence Nealon hows that’s funny?
@lukess.s5 жыл бұрын
@@joshuasimmonds726 watch Peep Show, dude.
@joshuasimmonds7265 жыл бұрын
Luke S. i was replying to the quote with a quote, peep show is the best x
@mastergalen12 жыл бұрын
Wow, this really helped my French revision :D
@Dige85cph14 жыл бұрын
Thanks so much for posting! I remember watching this on TV and have been refering to it ever since but i couldn't remember who made it :-) merci beaucoup!
@Ukraineaissance20147 ай бұрын
I remembern watching this when channel 4 did friday late night comedy like spaced and chris morris stuff, pretty sure it was years before mitchell and webb. Copied the TRES BIEN for years.
@MrBuch16916913 жыл бұрын
THIS is the language zone!
@javiersds80814 жыл бұрын
I honestly can't tell whether some of the people who commented on this video actually got that it is a parody or not. To their defence, though, I'd say it's so accurate it's difficult to tell.
@pg68053 жыл бұрын
where did i get to in my youtube rabbit hole to reach this lol
@banterbanter Жыл бұрын
A lot of people making fun of thid video but, having watched it over 100 times, I can now speaking fluent English. Very good Hanz
@theafr08423 жыл бұрын
Its so accurate that the first time i watched this i thought it was real
@badnewswade4 жыл бұрын
Oh - I unironically didn't know that Christopher Lambert was French!
@Trucmuch3 жыл бұрын
That's because he was rescued and given a proper education, but if you watch the beginning of the movie, it's pretty obvious.
@georgebailey81793 жыл бұрын
I've always loved that they cast a Frenchman as the highlander in Highlander, whereas they got the Scottish Sean Connery to play an Egyptian.
@haeuptlingaberja4927 Жыл бұрын
Best bit is nutter Webb "juggling" 2 onions by briefly throwing them up in the air, one at a time. The ghosts of all Pythons--living, dead or, in the case of recently, inexplicably gammon Cleese--must surely look down with approval. I got to work with Graham Chapman a year or so before he died and even wrangled a game of chess with him by pretending that I could actually play it, although 3 moves in he looked up from the board and said, "You don't actually play chess, do you?" in that classic deadpan but silly fashion of his. Thanks for bringing back the memories...
@rjmurphyman12 жыл бұрын
The best bit is that neither Simon Le Bon & Hercule Poirot are french. Those are the kind of facts they put in these kinds of videos.
@J5X72 жыл бұрын
Bit familiar, our French teacher in 91 asked us to name famous French people, I said Christopher Lambert and she corrected it to French pronunciation like in this video. Csb!
@shnpio4 жыл бұрын
*Trey byyyyyuuggghhh*
@andgadoline13 жыл бұрын
David Mitchell looks different :)
@alexanderkomerdelj751111 жыл бұрын
Spot on. hit the nail on the head
@theflyingmusician111 жыл бұрын
They've done this perfectly.
@BethanyGraceMusic8 жыл бұрын
How did I end up here
@madnessbydesign14156 жыл бұрын
Now I feel like I know enough French that I could go to France. I don't want to go to France.
@09nob3 жыл бұрын
Spot on.
@lukecwolf2 жыл бұрын
It scares me that some of BBC educational programmes in the UK that tried to appear cool are so similar to the US educational content in the 90s and early 2000s. I'm having flashbacks to those crazy camera angles and techno...
@Chursh11 жыл бұрын
I can just picture the camera man dancing around going back and forth with the camera.
@satinsaid4 жыл бұрын
Remember: Don't Panic
@rakk85943 жыл бұрын
What I saw and literally no one else did when I was told that “BBC Bitesized is a really good highschool resource”
@urasam22 жыл бұрын
This is so accurate!
@gentlegoat66639 жыл бұрын
Tray Biauhhhhh
@franceleeparis373 жыл бұрын
Let’s be honest…. No one has ever seen a Frenchie wearing striped shirts with a string of onions around their shoulders… and BBC forgot the classic phrase ‘Le weekend’..😂😂😂
@holliswilliams84262 жыл бұрын
that's the joke
@easilydistracted51926 жыл бұрын
My fav tapes were from Biology and Chemistry when I was in school. They were so ludicrously old. With hand-animated circles for molecules, and illustrations of cells and stuff. And the person talking had to be at least 50 everytime, otherwise we raucous youngsters wouldn't ever have listened, right? I always wondered.
@sshep86 Жыл бұрын
Haha. I love that the videos are vhs cassettes. It really feels not that long ago that that was the norm. Good Times.
@olly96857 жыл бұрын
ohhhh no we used to watch stuff like this on vhs with all the awful 90s graphics and music in the background