+Phillip Tweedy Indeed, "Theyre not real Muslims" is giving christians a run for their money though. Who will come on top in this race.

+Phillip Tweedy Ha ha that's right, any atheists who doesn't disbelieve in the same way as me, is not a REAL atheist ha ha

“That’s not REAL communism”

No true Scotsmen fallicy is used by most Abrahamic religions. "They aren't true Muslims and christans strange enough I don't hear the Jewish saying that...

@@andreahughes5042 actually jews also say that

no shit

@@brokenrecord3523 Ooh wee Im this guy who knows everything about everything! Can I please have your children?

@@ansuz5903 look in the mirror much?

@@brokenrecord3523 I do. Im quite proud of my strong jawline. I've also been working out a bit so my physique is decent. Used to be kinda chubby but now Im looking slim.

@@ansuz5903 Haha!! Very nice!! I always thought Atelist was just an approximation of atheist.

+Roddy Dykes Still. And this vid was made in about 2008.

+NonStampCollector I'm going to keep asking you to make new videos

sounds about as dumb as a big bang doesn't it LOL

Big Bang is actually supported by evidence, so not really.

+Kris E The Big Bang is more plausible than a magical sky wizard that created everything LOL

"NonStampCollector"?.... That's a name I haven't heard since....

@@NonStampCollector w e n e e d y o u

@@NonStampCollector Come back ;-;

TF Thief he’s back lets goo

NonStampCollector omgggggggggggg pleaseeeeeeee we need you in these dark times!

Yehudi Menuhin He knows the old laws, but he doesn't say anything DIRECTLY about homosexuality. If you are implying that jesus was against gays because of the old laws then he was also pro-slavery and he actually does directly talk about slaves obeying their master. I'm not saying that jesus was for or against homosexuals its just he never said anything about it. But christians are there saying he did say something about homosexuals when in reality he sad more about slaves than gays, which Christians are quick to deny. Isn't the bible just the wonderful book of multiple choice? XD

Yehudi Menuhin it certainly is a possibility that he was given he is meant to be god in flesh, who was against homosexuals too. which its funny that people want to sweep OT under the rug for NT with meek jesus, who is just the angry yahweh in a flesh suit.

I am a bit tired so I use my favorite response (when I am tired) when christians try to wiggle away from the old testament using jesus. Matthew 5:18-19King James Version (KJV) 18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. 19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven. Luke 16:17King James Version (KJV) 17 And it is easier for heaven and earth to pass, than one tittle of the law to fail. Matthew 5:17King James Version (KJV) 17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. 2 Peter 1:20-21King James Version (KJV) 20 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation. 21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost So the old and new is to be upheld and the bible is to be taken literally, that is what that says. So everything in the bible,homophobia, rape, slavery etc. is completely true, and jesus is there to uphold the old as well as the new. And now release the christians kraken.

Grim reaper thank you i only knew of the Mattew 17,18-19 verses.

Hahaha Jesus hates figs.

I believe you mean 258 people HAVE a close personal relationship with Jesus.

David Kutz did you even watch the video?

285 now...

RadioactiveSand No. Those are the people who hallucinate that they do.

RadioactiveSand 291 don’t give a fuck.

This guy is lying I was talking to Jesus and he told he he is working around the clock to get this video taken down

@@dozer1323 I spoke to Jesus, just now. He said you were talking to someone else

@@dozer1323 🤣 he failed....as usual

These comments. W

@@justsomejoyousj I recently received word from the demon Dozer was talking to, and he assures me that he actually does go to the same yoga class as Jesus, and hence was well informed and faithful in his impersonation.

You’re welcome👍

Insanely brilliant. Could be a full feature 2 hour movie of Christians arguing about every single topic. "Oh course there's a trinity, it's completely clear." "Well....actually..." lol this comedy never gets old, really.

Baxter, that's how Satan works. He confuses everyone by creating thousands of counterfeit churches, doctrines, and ways of worship. The only way to defeat this deception is to get back to the original, and I pray that you will find this path.

Haha, so true.

@@TuyenPham-jm5eq The main point is: won't every path feel like the truth?

My friend McPeeperson, Yes, every path feels like the truth, but feel like the truth does not make a path true . Jesus is the only true path for he leads us to a place where he comes from. Others pointed out to their followers places where they themselves have never been.

I've heard tell that when you sincerely and earnestly pray to this god, in the name of his son Jesus... you're somehow praying to the devil and that Jesus, god AND the holy spirit are implied to not be able to stop this usurping... When you're trying to reach one and get the other... should not be possible if there were any all powerful being that expects prayers. If it's that much easier to reach the devil without doing complicated satanic rituals then flying fire breathing dragons with pitchforks should be everywhere...

+Docktor Jim It is more like paying for a car but you don't get the car until you die. You will get the car in an afterlife. Also, if you don't pay now, you can't pay later in the afterlife. In the afterlife, you will get beaten up with baseball bats forever.

louis tournas If Christians actually believed in heaven, they'd do all the most dangerous things they could think of, with no protection. They should dance and wave their arms around and grin while singing joyful songs about how Stalin sent all those Christians to heaven early.

+Docktor Jim Actually, lots of Christians believe that you go to Heaven based on good works, or how many people are saved when they follow God. Their version of YOLO is preaching in public or laying hands on ppl to heal em.

Sun Solace That Bible contradicts itself on that issue, like all others. It's all about the verses you choose to emphasize, and the verses you choose to ignore.

+Docktor Jim Mmm, lots of people say that. Bear with me if you will" It's not about good works of the person, like donating to a charity, but rather letting having a friendship with God and letting him work in the person, which produces fruit. The 'fruit' comes from knowing the King. Does this contradict any Bible verses? :)

you actually say it until you believe it, then once you believe it, it makes you feel special. It takes a long time after that to realize that you don't really need an imaginary friend to feel special about yourself. Religion has stalled the advancement of mankind for centuries.

It certainly redefines both the words "personal" and "relationship". I wonder how many people would just nod and smile approvingly if I tell them that I have a personal relationship with Emperor Augustus? He's a contemporary of Jesus, he's dead like Jesus and he too was made a God, so it shouldn't be all that different, right?

@gherrrie u belIvE in fairy tails I don't really think he's the stupid one 👁️👄👁️ I have a close relationship with santa clause AND NO ONE WILL CHANGE MY MIND LMFAO

@Friday Night LMFAO real existence Enlighten me Hmm people can't walk on water People can come back to life after three days dead People can't simply get pregnant CorrectioN VIRGINS CAN'T simply get pregnant without using materials and chemicals But ur bible Doesn't say that Hmmm

@@GoldenApple3528 aww thanks mate, But if u excuse me I'll continue to burn my friend an stuff her in a cat corps cause thanos told me too (By the way u should convert)

Oh, Burning Heart, you KNOW the answer. Allow yourself to realize that you know it--you knew it long ago.

Im not religious but dude, thats and easy one to answer. "Humans are flawed." Thats all it takes, these people have all interpreted the scripture to the best of their ability and people are flawed so there are some differences. Thats the answer you will get and it isnt illogical. They accept that humans can never understand the thoughts of God, so they also accept room for interpretation. They can use "humans are flawed" to deflect a lot

@@christopherparks4342 -- except the "humans are flawed" argument literally emasculates their God. God has the power to tell his followers personally (he did just that in the old testament) yet chooses to allow the confusion and chaos to continue. Allowing the flawed humans to continue to bastardize his own religion means he either doesn't exist or doesn't care. You don't hire an electrical engineer to fix a leaky pipe!

@@timq6224 i didnt say it was a good argument. That's just what they'll say. Then they'll combat your point with the free will thing and you'll end up going round in circles. Speaking logically with believers is an exercise in futility. I suggest it only as a means to develop patience.

@@christopherparks4342 -- even so, freewill precludes the ability to ONLY make choices that are set before you. If God didn't want people to choose to use cocaine, then he wouldn't allow it to exist. God literally allows the manifold pitfalls to be set before humans in order to trip them up. Everything a christain tries to say to justify their God just makes their God look more like a complete dick.

I was talking to Jesus today, he told me he's against fiat currency and wants our money backed by gold

@@dozer1323 Did he also tell you to render those gold coins to Caesar?

@@LarsPallesen Out of context!

Did he mention he's not Happy his FOLLOWERS aren't EUNUCHS like he COMMNADED

Thats why my gas ass would never believe in god

That's what hurricanes are for. And earthquakes. Perfect Yahweh made imperfect creatures which he destroys via magic.

Make-Make And what is funny is Christians who believe this way, fail to realize Christians live in these same areas and are also killed in the hurricanes or earthquakes sent by god to kill the sinners.

Marley robertson A little misrepresentation of statistics is fair play in fundamentalist circles. What I don't get is why God doesn't use volcanoes to kill nonbelievers here in the Midwestern states...he only kills nonbelievers who reside on or along the ring of fire in this way. He also rarely sends tornadoes out of tornado alley to kill the liberals, and hurricanes tend to stay far away from the North Dakota homosexuals. This is a little disappointing to me. An awesome God should not spare gays just because they live in an area that isn't recognized by the scientific cult as "likely to have a volcanic eruption." This just gives more credence to science and less to God.

+Shroomhead One Abominations exist because man had power over nature and they gave God the metaphorical finger. This threw nature out of whack and allowed Satan to have some twisted fun with it.

Ok so not only does Jesus have to prey to himself seeing that he's actually a form of God but his prayers aren't even answered?

Im glad Im not the only one with a swole brain

@@ansuz5903 Giga brain

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Well the woman ate the fruit first

Adam: What's for dinner eve? Eve: Anything. Adam: What does that mean exactly? Eve: Just take this.. (hands over for bidden fruit) *and here we are. Don't ask a woman what she wants to eat dammit.

"If you don't watch your back, people are scheming on you, sporting all the things you lack" - 311.

I believe the plural of that would be Jesi. Much like cactus and cacti.

@@averageskeletonremover2415Do you call mice “meese”

Illuminati Master Thor I was going to, but since you left the question mark out of your question, I'm not.

NonStampCollector NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I am merciful. My new video will be uploaded next weekend.

NonStampCollector YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Hey, you would make a much better god than Yahweh.

I'm sorry, I forgot to mention the caveat, I'm only going to be able to put up the video because I became an ant and burnt the shit out of myself with a magnifying glass in order to appease myself over your punctuation error. You need to start thanking me for doing that and singing songs about the fact that I exist. If you don't do that, and watch my video anyway, it means you're a shit person through and through. What were you saying about me being a better god than Yahweh?

Well he talks for one thing, so he's already ahead of god.

People are dumb, and people wrote the Bible, so even a child can predict how people will always be dumb

Well I talked to him the other day and he told me it was a cauldron of boiling oil, ita clear you arent speaking with jesus

@@r.alexander9075 I know it was Jesus because he gave me the secret password.

@@tedgrant2 i have talked with him just now, and he loves us all so he doesnt even need a password to speak to us

@@r.alexander9075 He does for the secrets that only his true disciples can receive. (Matthew 13:13)

@@tedgrant2 only those with the secret handshake AND the password are privey to the real answers. Ps the password is "I deny the holy spirit" and the secret handshake is done in private (solo) 😉

I actually have a close personal relationship with Arya Khonsari who actually has a close personal relationship with NonStampCollector and said that he said that a new video is coming soon

Congrats you and your sister made a joke?

@@TheRareOcelotHe just proved jesus is fake, jesus likes screwing with people for the funny, or his sister isnt actually a believer. Take your pick.

Bade Mantil too bad he disappeared

I recycled that line into the video I made in 2021.

Oh they have lots to tell you that isn’t written in the Bible - Kenneth Copeland and Kat Kerr come to mind, they claim to have daily interactions and “words of wisdom” given to them.

I think you might be on to something there. LOL

No! hook them up to an FMRI, and ask them to talk to Jesus. If any of them truly did have a relationship in the way they think they do, you would see two different brainwave patterns in one brain. Sure the presence of that second pattern is more likely a sign of dissociative identity disorder, or, some other mental disorder, but its absence, which would be far more prevalent, would be definitive evidence of the null hypothesis in those cases.

Or believe that Jesus whom is God is a sun according to the Bible Psalm 84 :11 For the Lord God is a sun 🌞 John 8 :12 I am the Light of the world🌞 Malachi 4:2 Sun of righteousness 🌞 That's why they put a picture of the Sun on some the Bibles instead of a drawing of Jesus. The Old Testmement was written in Hebrew, Hebrew word for Sun is Shemash, Shemash was the Sun-God of the Sumerians and the Babylonians in 2,100 BC. That's why Christians worship on a SUNday🌞, they worship a ancient Sun-God and don't even know it🤣

"relationship"

Do you even know how Christianity works

Exactly. Especially when they evoke Pascal's Wager. Like God's so dumb they'll just bet in case it's true. Of course if it is all true, the real victim here is God, having to spend eternity with low IQ ass kissers.

Andrew Prahst Talk to 100 Christians and get 100 different versions of Christianity.

DCS given the biblical God, much more likely Jesus was actually telling them all different things to make the suckers argue, he's omni-malevolent after all.

The president of Indonesia does.

TheSPazCORE That's so cool.

TheSPazCORE I was going to say the same thing.

God no.

You have no idea,how funny did that sound in my head

You know, Jesus, I've been thinking a lot about you lately and... well... that's why I wrote this song. I love you, Jesus I want you to walk with me I'll take good care of ya, baby Call you my baby, baby You died for my sins And you know that I would die for you, right? What's the matter, baby? You're tremblin' Jesus, ba-baaaaaayyyy Your love Is my light You know when I'm without you there's a black hole in my life Oh-oooh I want to believe It's all right But I get lonely in the night And it's up to you to save me Jesus, baby South Park Faith +1

Well he better not go deep inside ME without consent!

SOBERING.

My grandmother thought that saying 'jesus wept' was worse than saying 'fuck', but as a kid, I just couldn't see why jesus with a broom was such a big problem for her.

Jezuz told me that the H stands for Herberto and anyone who says otherwise will burn in Hellberto.

It usually just ends up with a “we all agree on the most important aspect so the details are unimportant” type answer. Not real satisfying

"Christianity is not a religion or a cult, but a relaptionship with Jesus" Yeah, a messed up relaptionship

The pursuit of knowledge without reward is a virtue

Yeah, it makes you sound pretty gay.

Pretty sure there was a Brazilian film on Netflix that got into controversy because it portrayed Jesus as gay

So true.

Agreed, it's as stupid as the Quran.

"after many years of studying the Bible" actual scholars want to have a talk with you about those studies you've had

@@foxcell21 Calling a Bible expert a "scholar" because they are an expert on a book of fairy tales is an oxymoron.

@@CaneFu the fact you think a Bible expert is the same as a scholar just shows you are entitled to your "studies" lol. Under your logic philosophers are wasting time as well LOL

@@CaneFu you realize the theology as a science doesn't want to prove or even convert people right? LMAO you are so pathetic

Scholars will tell you that the Bible is not accurate, they will also tell you that hell, Antichrist or the devil and demons are made up concepts of Roman cultures, they will also tell you that the Bible is more of a cultural piece than a absolute truth due to biases on those who wrote it. They will tell you many stories on the first books are folkloric tales of their time, but I guess a "Bible expert" knows as much as people that trully study theology

Is that a polite way of saying it's really old?

@@NonStampCollector no, it’s still very applicable to today’s issues.

Moogri2 Bingo!

Well said. The only reconciliation I could submit would be that the theology has necessarily evolved with further scrutiny. But even that seems like a reach. A belief in the divine is difficult when confronted with the philosophical dilemma of existentialism versus mystical supernatural wonder mixed with a massive amount of tradition. I'd say it's like loving a kid that's not like you and continues to exhibit childish behavior. Then again, I refer to the old testament as the Star Wars prequels: not worth viewing, plausibly cannon, full of plot holes, poorly acted, not worth watching, mysteriously popular, and not worth watching. And even the original trilogy doesn't stand up to scrutiny when viewed as a whole. But man, those three scenes with Han and Luke and Vayder are awesome.

I am christian and my intepretation is correct. And most other "christians" are wrong.