give reach beta please

"If the man in front of you dies pick up his gu- oh wait they don't have guns." -Vapefisk 2019 Edit- “Shoot the medic! Shoot the medic!” - Vapefisk warcrime #223

"How do I fight air units with cannon fodder?" Form grunt bridges and walls like in World War Z.

"By the power of conscripts we are back in the game" - Joseph Stalin late 1942

truly the battle of the century, Banditboy76 vs NormalTrack8301 who will prevail

“This game is whack, I love it” -Valefisk 2019

"Kill the medic, kill the medic" How to get charged for Warcrimes Chapter 1

Abusing the game ✗ Breaking Geneva Convention ✔ Oh wait that's worse Oh well they're aliens anyway -Headbutt exterminatus button-

You need to teach your conscripts to climb ontop of the corpses. Eventually, the mountain of corpses will become high enough for them to punch the flying units down!

The UN: Don't execute prisoners, don't use incendiary weapons, don't gas enemies. Vale: Stop saying "don't" when you mean "you will."

"as you can probably tell from the title we are gonna break the geneva convention" i like how vale can say that without even having to know the title in advance.

When Russia goes to space, but forgets to give their men guns.

The US have a piece of legislation allowing the president to take any action necessary (including declaring war) if a US citizen is being trialed by an international court that they aren't parley to, including the Hague

Valefisk 'Burn them all, Burn them all!' 'Shoot the medic, shoot the medic!' *Screams of dying soilders* 'Ah well, they're just conscripts' *Suicidaly charges an army* 'Just keep them occupied' 'Fire the methane!'

By the power of conscripts we are back in the game Other player: *Am I a joke to you*

Medic: *exists* Vaepfisk: _I'm about to end this man's entire career_

Units Lost: 345 *highest* Game: VICTORY

“Halo wars 2” now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a while...

99% casualty rate: VICTORY

2:15 That moment when you want to mock Russia, but you realize that you don't even meet its standards

I dont think using Imperial guardsmen tactic in Halo War is a good idea Oh wait..

9:22 "by the power of conscripts we're back in the game" Reavers: am I a joke to you?

Finally Vale "Warcrimes" fisk has uploaded another video.

Imagine an ability for yap yap called ODSG (orbital drop shock grunt) basically instead of highly trained marines a bunch of grunts jump out of phantoms, using their body as projectiles, killing themselves and anyone below them

One day Vale will get to Stronghold or Supreme Commander...:D

as someone who actually knows how to play this game this video absolutely kills me. "full" population at 100, no vehicle upgrades in lategame, no unit counters or actual strategic use of leader powers. AND THEY DONT LOSE IMMEDIATELY SOMEHOW!?!?!?!? I love it!

hey is it me or are the canon fodder grunts smaller then the regular grunts, so not only are these unpaid, unarmed conscripts, but they are probably children as well

Aerial bombardment and international law Article 25: The attack or bombardment, by whatever means, of towns, villages, dwellings, or buildings which are undefended is prohibited. Article 26: The officer in command of an attacking force must, before commencing a bombardment, except in cases of assault, do all in his power to warn the authorities. Article 27: In sieges and bombardments all necessary steps must be taken to spare, as far as possible, buildings dedicated to religion, art, science, or charitable purposes, historic monuments, hospitals, and places where the sick and wounded are collected, provided they are not being used at the time for military purposes. It is the duty of the besieged to indicate the presence of such buildings or places by distinctive and visible signs, which shall be notified to the enemy beforehand. So far, all fine! :D

That was a genuine tense game, just watching had me on my seat.

"he's only got one base, this is it" "that was his last base, he's out of it" "Here's his last base" Something sounds... familiar. Could it be the cries of the conscripts?

13:29 "Two Scarabs I repeat two Scarabs"

im happy you finally played this game, been waiting for this since you uploaded the video on the first halo wars.

"So what do you do for a living?" 'OH you know. Dying"

If only your conscripts could throw other conscripts "deploying tactical conscripts!" - Best military leader, 5267

This is exactly why I SUBSCRIMED to Vaepfisk.

That was amazing. I'd love to see more stuff like this!

15:55 What I want to know is how Vapefisk managed to lose more units than he actually built.

perfect simulation of the raid on Area 51

Bold of you to assume the banished follow the geneva convention

Me: hears the famous ‘they outnumber us three to one’ speech, meaning he has memorized it, Also me: *Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.*

Got a notification of a upload and saw abusing and thought "oh its vale"

I've been waiting so long for this.It brings a teer to my eye as a fellow yap yap main.

Banditboy76: "At first it was going well... then setback after setback, loss after loss, made what was going to be a quick and decisive win into one hour of hell."

Grunt: *Conscript training finished!*

Vale the type of dude to clap when the plane lands

Please post more of this I love this

The enemy: I fight for an honorable victory! Valefisk: I fight for my fucking life!

They: *Only Use Air* You: *Only Use Anti-Air* They: *Switch To Anti-Vehicle * You: Oh Sh*t, Oh F-

Yapyap is an amazing turtle with his free eco-crushing rushes.

“Well that strategy didn’t work...let’s try it again!” Vaepfisk, destroyer of worlds, 2019

talk about an epic come back.

WTF this isn't a HOI4 Soviet campaign the video title lied to me

This was such a tense battle, I really was surprised when your team pulled the game back in your favor lmaoo

Damn Valefisk, you predicted the future.

Making Stalin and Mao proud with the “human” wave strategy.

That comeback is so sweet.

I think i need more of this in my life

Really enjoy these vids

Grunt: Wait till my lawyer hears this Valefisk:Death it is then

Whats the only thing more unproductive than the Hapsburg Prince's fertility rates? Valefisk's upload schedule.

This was entertaining to watch hope to see more. Bring on Halo Reach already 343!

I’d love to see more of this

99% casualties....VICTORY!

9:50 Valefisk: What do you mean I did not see a medic. What war crimes.

Vale being excited for reach was adorable. we expect videos.

You gotta play Dawn of War Ultimate Apocalypse. You’ll have no clue what you’re doing but it’ll be great (also there are conscripts if you play Imperial Guard. You can have like 10 units of 30 guys each for free)

I just can't wait your video on Supreme Commander

Alternative title: Sacrificing unarmed grunts to get victory

I see Vaelfisk has embraced the imperial guard way of war.

Geneva convention: exists Valefisk: im gonna pretend i didnt see that

Ah I see you too are a man of YapYap. Welcome to the morally dubious foil my brother.

Valefisk is literally the incarnation of the word I do what I must

Ngl that base cloaking shit was pretty clutch

Vale goes to the battlefield as a commander and just says to his superiors sir i will not risk anyone. Calls for prisoner

Valefisk's saga as a war criminal continues

Wow I literally just watched the halo wars video as this, halo wars and command and conquer are my favourite strategy games

i feel like isp and vale are slowly switching their style of comedy with each other

This was really intense!

God imagine how fucking angry he is after losing to a Rank 6

*UN see valefisk video* UN : Ah shit,here the warcrime again

valefisk is the god of cannon fodder

What a Rollercoaster of emotion

The condor was the answer to the age old question of almost 20 years ago by Caboose... “if you have a plane that can carry a tank, why not put the gun on the plane”

UN: Ok, Mr.Valefisk, you violated the Geneva Convention for the.... *searches logbook* oh damn it, you even broke the Space Geneva

Hey Valefisk, when are you gonna put Pt.2 of that Megacorp Multiplayer our?

I watched this right after SpiffingBrits Rimworld Organ Harvesting Videos... Now I am afraid of what the allknowing algorithm thinks of me

That halo 3 voiceover was great

Those grunts sure do have a lot of arms.

I hope we see these units in Halo Infinite. I would love to see massive maps and such. Maybe a ground/RTS like gamemode

You got the sub for that comeback son gg rock hard

Holy shit vale posted what a blessed day

Valefisk and abuse go together like peanut butter and jelly

When's the sins of a solar empire rebellion video coming valedaddy?

13:27 "2 scarabs, i repeat 2 scarabs"

0:00 Damn, someone could make some sick remix from that "qui" sound right at the beginning.

I know I'm late but please for the love of God play more of this wonderful colossal clusterfuck of a rts.

The power of Conscripts compels you!

The man with the rifle shoots! The man with the rifle gets killed! The other man picks up the rifle and shoots!

4:53 I love this

Wow, the audio clipping is pretty noticable.