Reminder that Established Titles is a pretty massive scam that doesnt gives you land, a title, or plant trees in your name.

Holy hell that was real? I have to go track down and apologize to the neighbor kid that said he drove through the train gap when we were little and I called him a liar

To fill in some missing pieces of history, Andy Launspach is believed to be the first to discover the ability to drive between the boxcars of the train back in the 1990s. I’m not aware of a more specific date of when it happened. Also, one of my two fluke discoveries in the summer of 1997 was glitching through the fence in Kalimari Desert. I mentioned this in my farewell e-mail to the Kart 64 community later that year as my Internet access was expiring. Unfortunately I spent too long on the track experimenting for it to amount to any record, as it was common for me to spend literal hours on a track hunting for glitches. It would elude me for decades on how to recreate it (along with a fluke full-lap skip in Wario Stadium), which is in part why my scores ultimately suffered, knowing deep down that these two tracks surely had unfinished business. Thankfully others have since recreated my two mysterious flukes decades later. In a way, it felt like vindication, as I was beginning to question my memory on how these flukes happened, and have since become visually disabled to have any hope of recreating the flukes myself. The torch is passed on.

Fun Fact: Established Titles is a scam. its literally illegal in Scotland, as the land does not comply with Scotland land owner laws. you will not legally be a Lord or Lady

Established Titles, who has always been a questionable sponsor to begin with, was confirmed to be a scam this past week. No one should fault Abyssoft or any other content creator for doing an ad for them, as I'm sure they weren't unaware of that fact, but nobody should give Established Titles their money. Stay safe everyone!

Babe wake up Abyssoft uploaded

i like how it went from “is desert tanko even possible?” to “you gata hit three in a row”

That clip of mrpitt instant regretting a muscle memory'd reset is so sad. It's I think what every speedrunner has nightmares about, you think you messed up on some specific trick, and you go to reset out of habit, only to discover to your horror that you actually landed it perfectly and you going to reset it just invalidated everything

Abney's reactions are golden, I think 10 fingers are enough to count how many times he strongly reacted to a WR. He's so used to it that he's always like "wr, yeah...", "oh, wr", "wr, nice" 🤣

I love watching MK64 world record history vids because I know at some point a VAJ clip is gonna play. The pure joy of his celebrations is so infectious, you can't help but love him for it!

*Slaps roof of Kalimari Desert* This bad boy can fit so much speedrunning in it.

"Current champ, Dan Burbank" seriously leaves a sour taste in my mouth

lets go!!! that train is so pesky indeed... such a rich history on this track, mrpitt and dossey are forever in our hearts

Be careful with the sponsor, it is actually a Japanese company and there's a lot of shady things behind it. There are KZfaq videos exposing this. Do your research my dudes

You really shouldn't accept sponsorship from established titles - they are scammers.

Love this vid, nice to show more than most people do about how I thought desertenko was possible, and its even funnier that the copy paste i created after you named it desertenko is even the best part. I will never forget the failed kd fence clip but thats what it takes to show that hope and dreams can be reality.

ESTABLISHED TITLES is a scam, You won’t be receiving real plots in Scotland, You will only receive a item that was made in Scotland.

Did Established Titles find a chest full of diamonds when they were planting their trees or something? Because every damn video I watch has an ad from them and I'm so done

I’m glad there’s a 36 minute video about Kalimari Desert records.

I took 40 minutes out of my day to watch this It was totally worth it

I might not be a speed runner; but some of the things they do can be worked into normal gameplay amongst friends. I love it! Something for everyone!!!😆

FYI, Established Titles is actually a scam. A lot of KZfaqrs are falling victim to them.

This is absolutely wild... I randomly thought about the accidental fence clip reset YESTERDAY and just saw this video today. Great video as always!

Out of all maps, you choose my favorite map, thank you Abyssoft

Wait, I swear when i was younger prolly like 6 years ago, I remember doing a skip with my brother, where you use a star and run directly into the train out of bounds, and some reason it flips you out of bounds and puts you in a weird spot where you can complete the lap way faster. My brother was very good, he got the unofficial 3 lap record on Wario stadium and i clearly remember this skip.

The video feels weird without mentioning Dan’s hoarding of world records. Dan ain’t the people’s champ

Ohhhh guess you haven’t heard Est Titles is a scam. You can’t do anything officially through them

Amazing video dude, I really like the variety of videos you post too. I hope you can grow to be as big as Summoning Salt one day because your content is amazing!

I just watched a video on how established titles is a scam and then the algorithm gives me a video with it as a sponsor 🤔

How much did Established Titles pay you?

I love it when RTA players manage to do TAS only strats

Matthias will truly go down in MK64 history. Man was absolutely determined to smash records and chew bubblegum.

It's still wild to me that over 25 yeas after its release, and a massive dedicated community to TT, you'd think that any improvements to be made would be very minor, a few hundredths to a few tenths of a second. But we still have records being shaved by tens of seconds years later, with it being unclear what the actual low barrier is for many tracks. Fucking amazing.

This was an exciting watch! The world of speedrunning is amazing, the amount of work that goes into each attempt, stunning. Simply stunning.

hey check that sponsor, I read they're shady

The song at the start is an absolute banger

Ok this video is just awesome. I love videos like this anyway but the way you used storytelling in it was so well done

God this track is pretty annoying what with the small road and the train! I'm pretty impressed with what the speedrun community has done with this game! Loved the video Abyssoft

This is a really well made video, can always count on you for great content

Just subscribed. This was the first video I've seen of yours. Loved it.

I genuinely love watching these videos so much.

Still don't know why they named a desert after seafood.

Lol, Established Titles has had its ass handed to it this week.

That moment after the player managed to clip that fence and immediately reset the game has happened to me when doing repetitive tasks like in Breath of the Wild when getting rupees from the lottery guy.

@Abyssoft Please don’t take sponsorship from scammers. ET is a scam, please research it a bit and distant yourself from it. Other channels have come under fired for the same thing.

"All the experimenting with shrooms on this track was done without that knowledge." I'm glad it worked out in the end!

"Experimenting with shrooms."

Established Titles is a scam. You should avoid working with them in the future.

Awesome video again abysoft! Should do one for every track 😅

i love it when you make speedrunning videos on your channel

So have to give credit where it’s do summoning salt got me into these kind of videos but abysoft keeps me coming back watching them thank you for the hard work you put into these videos keep up the amazing work my friend

Really enjoyed the vid, Abyss!

This track always frustrated me as I got in between the cars by fluke, once, then spent forever trying to recreate it. I'm glad I stopped my speed running quest back in 99. It stressed me out.

It was worth the time watching this awesome video. Thank you sir.

My favourite speedrun doco channel

I love how quickly things in speedrun communities go from "This is humanly impossible don't even bother" to "I did it 3 times in a single run perfectly and broke the old record by 3 minutes"

Awesome job mate

Neat analysis video! Thanks for uploading!

Please drop Established Titles as your sponsor, Abyssoft. It does not give you the title of Lord or Lady; Scottish Law prohibits the assigning of said title regardless of your name “being placed” on any portion of land.

Great video as always! Been missing your iron man Pokémon streams

Great video! Super well researched and well put together. For your next video is it possible for you to lower the volume of the world record achievers excitement? It gets a little loud in my headphones.

Such a high quality video!

Great video, and milk those "Established Titles" for all the money you can, but everyone else be aware that is a scam.

VAJ is such a mood oh my god xD I need to watch stream archives of the dude, he's got some serious energy xD

35:40 the king returns! That line will never get old!

Established Titles is a scam. There are already many KZfaq videos exposing them. Please stop advertising for them.

Love your videos !

26:32 I could not stop cracking up laughing. I felt the pain on that oh no 😭😂😂😂😂😂

I want to thank you for another great video, and I want to thank Hershey for playing the *old* Christmas jingle on your video. Fuck that jazzy shit, I want Christmas chimes!

Abney is an absolute legend

Very nice video essay

Thumbnails been looking good

Wait didn’t we all know about the short cuts since the 90s tho, warrior stadium (the lumps), princes track after the ramp, Mario track inside the overpass, I think they alll have glitches but this was fun to watch loved it

Reminder: Established Titles is a Scam. The website may not directly say you will own land, but the way they have youtubers advertise it makes it seem like you are going to be the owner of land.

Love your content

I got a chuckle from the thumbnail

@24:27 “So all the experimenting with shrooms on this track...” woah, can I join?

I remember when the flap first shroom was to the right after the train before the hill hop method

I would advise you to cut ties with this videos sponsorship, as they’ve been proven to be a scam. Nowhere in the Irish jurisdiction does it say that if you own a piece of land you can bare the title lord/lady or laird. Nor do they plant trees, they say they donate to a tree planting business, but show no proof of doing so. Look it up on KZfaq, the owner is a finish guy who time and time again have been creating scam businesses

4th vid in a row sponsored by established titles. they booted raid shadow legends out of youtube or what

I never bought into the things where you buy a parcel of land or a distant star with your name on it. They're just real-world NFTs. But I'm glad they're sponsoring. At least they don't cripple the environment.

Established titles is a scam. Not creators fault

It’s time to go to bed because Mario kart speed runs don’t pop up in my feed unless I need to go to bed

wtf? a racing game's record is made by driving yourself into a wall!!!

Yo, I’ve waited for like a year to watch this since the news of the KD tenko flap. Catharsis. Thank you for making.

Glitch/course hunters: "This probably won't be useful." Every speed runner: "And I took that personally."

Established Titles seems so sus. it seems so weirdly privatized for a reforestation effort. it feels like the real owners of the land get around some kind of regulation maybe? Oh it's just the novelty of being a lord? It feels so fishy!!!!

Never thought I’d be so invested in Mario Kart track times. KZfaq strikes again

Established titles has recanted on many things that they have been saying and they've been allowing content creators and influencers to say whatever they want about the product and not correcting it until recently when people were making a stink about it. Their commercials used to say you can put lord or lady on your id with it. And that you can own land. You dont own the land or any rights to it and you can NOT use it to put lord or lady on your official documents

well now we're gonna need a part 3 from summoning salt aren't we? prolly sometime in late 2023 if there are more discoveries soon is my guess

This is actually my favorite Mario kart track because of the railroad crossings

hate the youtube notification system, alway get notification when scam accounts try to get my info but it won't show up the uploads from the channels I've got the bell and stuff smh.

Mario Kart 64 is so interesting with all of its environmental hops

One of the bestest tracks.

Insane stuff

Love the upload man! Thanks for this it’s a gift

Hey jsyk, established titles is a scam. Should probably try to cut ties asap

My train always appears on the second lap, not the third lap.

Excellent

I wonder if you could send a message to 1996 Super Mario Kart community telling them that current WR is 0:46.46 how long it would take them to figure out how.