@The shy one don’t worry my dude your English is perfect

Thats what Tzeentch wants you to think

bruh

@The shy one don't get tricked with duality of chaos gods, they use things like honor, hope, mercy, love to lure you in, Khorne doesn't care which primarch he gets, only if bloods is spilled and skulls are crushed.

fuck me i was drinking when i read this

Makes em THICC-ER

Shy doesnt exist. Just a made up myth.

What episode was that?

Yes.

Bricky: *insults shy* Shy: *draws peen on Bricky’s forehead* Laughed out loud when I saw that

Bricky: “I do love the little guys.”

Technically speaking, their outlook on the warp might not be entirely wrong. Hell, it just might be what the imperium needs. Do you think any Marines would start turning if they were told about the “XENOS” filth known as Chaos?

@@tergartcunninghan2013 oh yeah, brilliant. the problem with the imperium clearly isn't the fact that it's a hyperbolic parody of fascist theocracy, its that the brainwashing propaganda doesn't lie to its citizens in the "correct" way.

i recommend «fire warrior » if anybody is interested in the relation between tau and chaos. It follow a fire warrior slowly discovering chaos and going crazy. The book is interesting but also very bulshit. The main character as enough plot armour to match anybody i swear. He killed multiple marine multiple time and even killed a fricking chaos dread nought WHILE INJURED.

@@ryanst-georges4633 you say that like 40K isn't explicitly about named characters fighting well above their weight class. Gaunt in Gaunt's Ghosts takes out an iron warrior space marine with just his chainsword in the first couple chapters of the first book, and counter-ambushes an entire squad of world eaters like 2 books later. it's always been that way, always will, and that's fine.

@@tergartcunninghan2013 doesn't go well, it's already happened and it helped cause the Horus heresy. They were initially told daemons were just more xenos

And they are honestly all the better without it. (as would everyone..)

I think of it like this. “If you peer into this darkness, that emptiness in the void, it will stare back you. Trillions soullous eyes that see you as nothing more than food…but the greatest thing that darkness, there lays a shadow that encompasses it, a being so great it hold power over those eyes. They move as one, cause they are one”

shit your right that is actually pretty terrifying. perhaps the soul is the hive mind and the shadow is because there a mimicry of life that doesn’t feel think or desire making them the negative of a soul influenced by the massive psychic presence. they just fundamentally so alien that even the warp doesn’t understand what they are

In other words, if the Warp is a sea and demons are sharks, Tyranids are salt-water crocodiles.

@@matthewmatthew981 Tyrannids is the Megaladon shark who no one thought existed and that you never seen coming as it lurks in the dark deep and devours you from below before you can even scream for help.

@@ironduke5058 and there are hints that in that ocean of terror there are things older and more terrible that even Tzeentch won't go against them

*stares god in the eyes* "Your not real and my organs dont work" *refuses to elaborate*

I want to read this, if that makes me a heretic so he it.

Shroomboys don't have the tools for the job.

This is true

@@12SickOne34 fanfiction knows no limits on biology if smut can be made

He also had his Uncharted 4 video this week and it is a long one. He gets a pass in my book.

@@callumoreilly7442 yeah likely pushing 3h pre editing

@@velphidrow8317 Yeah his Uncharted video undoubtedly took up a lot of time, not just recording either; I know he has someone to do editing, but I also know that's not the only thing that goes into production and for such a long video essay on one of his favorite games I'd expect that to take up a significant amount of time.

Hard on the glue? What does that mean?

At this rate them being prepared is the exception. But then again, 40k whales dont need much to be satisfied, they will throw money at posters, t-shirts and and other crap regardless.

Freebuddhas confirmed

Yeah, that sounds reasonable enough.

Moksha through dakka

Like they are each a cell in a massive body? same 'soul' at the core? Would fit that entire 'they are fungus' meme.

remember, khorne like melee more than guns

You're saying the crusades, 100 year war, viking age, Islamic conquest of Africa, Hungarian invasion, smaller individual tribal wars, and peasant revolts were all mild?

@@mattezuka1274 I mean in the grand scheme of things, yes. Medieval times had lower total population and less efficient tools for killing.

Ghengis Khan is implied to be one of Khorne's first and greatest Daemon princes so I dunno...

@@Lightscribe225 Which makes zero sense. He funded art, regularly sat quietly and recited poetry, HATED mindless combat and instead came up with effective tactics to reduce losses to his own men, was a master archer (Khorne wants melees) Ghengis also wanted to kill few civilians if possible as they were needed to work the land he conquered. Scholars, artisans, merchants...he intentionally did not harm and took into his people. This way his people learned their culture and they learned of the Mongolian culture. It created a melting pot of culture and knowledge. This is also why his Empire survived after his death for 5 generations before it broke into 5 kingdoms.

Lorgar is a master of " I know that will be the most fucked up evil thing ever, but gods told me to do and gods are gods"

Ya feel bad for him right up until the point where he starts getting people harmed to make himself feel better.

I would love a tuska deamon killa episode

There's not all that much for Tuska though. I think the best thing to do would be a Greatest Hits or Most Wanted episode, where they pick out interesting personalities from each faction and go "This lad should get some more attention and here's why."

@@LesserOfTwoWeevils But not in depth. Even with what is there, I can see a very entertaining conversation anyway.

@@Wulgreath There we go. Seriously listening to an accent with what he'd say for stuff would be hilarious.

@@Wulgreath good idea like here are the cool ork characters that don’t have enough for a whole episode! Do it for a whole faction

So he basically made his own heaven

@@crackedhammer4612 More like a very sturdy pillow fort.

@@Lakefront_Khan lmfao

@The shy one It really is. It's quite short but sweet. I really recommend the book in it's entirety.

They arguing about who’s gender bent fanfic is the best

Slaanesh interrupts: "Kids, kids, this is such a silly argument. *Why not both?* "

@@DraNayban "quite short but sweet" Perfection. Much better quote for Slaanesh than what you usually get too. It can even easily go down the suck strawGodamnit! I just had to ruined it didn't I...

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That is in fact in keeping with the lore. Slaanesh is the only Chaos God younger than the third War in Heaven between the C'Tan and the Old Ones, which is the one the Eldar joined; there were two previous ones they weren't part of, and then a bunch of conflicts that exclusively involved the Eldar and their gods that are ALSO called Wars in Heaven.

@@NecrosAcolyte damn eldar making history confusing

@@russellbrandenburg4356I, too, am angry about spehss elves

They are very much aware of reality, it's literally been centuries since they've began seriously expanding into the wider galaxy and have meet and fought against pretty much ALL of the major parties. The only thing we don't know is how do they deal with the psykers amongst their domain, be it the humans or even the other psychic species they've allied with or brought into the fold. I suspect the reason why this part of the lore hasn't been fleshed out much and why the t'au are bizarrely portrayed as being stupidly ignorant of "warp fickery" and psychic powers even though it makes no sense (they had centuries of contact with humans and other species with psykers long before the Damocles crusade happened) is because the t'au might actually provide valid alternatives the Imperium's methods and dare I say put the zealous SPACE religious nutcases in a bad light with the t'au handling things in a more 'humane' manner. (for common 40k standards that is) It is weird how we hear next to nothing about human psykers born within or became apart of the t'au empire(s?). (Farsight's enclaves I'm not sure about) How much longer can writers keep using bullsh*t like the t'au somehow STILL don't know anything about pyskers or the warp even after a stupid amount of time of exposure to such phenomena or events and numerous engagements? (apparently not even the ethereals themselves or other high ranking t'au characters know much, aside from apparently Farsight himself)

oh that is new to me that the legio of the damned have a primarch in the ranks ^^

40k is full of disturbing stuff but headless ferrus manus roaming around stirs the fear response in my brain. like those headless in sekiro... but much bigger

I like the idea that all of the Imperial Demons take the form of humans who died in battle fighting for the Emperor, which would make sense given how the Imperium sees the act of dying for big E as sacred, and the minds and ideas of those with souls reflect in the warp.

While J. Space having his own warp real makes sense and he most likely is a real god, I absolutely loathe the "theory" of him being "the chaos god of faith" The ruinous four are what they are becuse they feed of things that aren't faith. That is what differentiates them from other gods. Khain needs worship to survive, Khorne doesn't. There could be something like a greater god of faith that feed on faith itself. But I don't belive that Big E gains anything from the eldars faith in their gods, he gets no power from a nurgle priest holding a cermon or from an Ork krumpin a git in da name of Gork(or maybe Mork). He is just like every other god. He just has a bigger following than them

@@thesilliestgoose5990 *"Only in death does duty end. Even in death I still serve."*

For what I believe, it's like every god lived in the warp, but like how Christianity took over European religions, God overtook the pagan gods, and eventually the chaos gods we know and love got strong enough to defeat the other gods (see slaanesh and the eldari gods). Nurgles garden probably started out as the garden of eden, but as humans terraformed entire planets, balance with nature went out the window and rot and pestilence took over

The War in Heaven didn't feed much to the warp. The souls and emotions were devoured by the C'Tan as each world burned under the Necrons. The Aeldari were being reincarnated at that time. The Krorks have the Great Green thing. And are 3 steps removed from the warp when the weird boys cast mayhem. The warp was for all intents and purposes like a desert in a drought. The only Psychic activity that really occurred was the Enslaver beings activity that added to the emotional surge

The problem is, the middle ages didn't experience the kind of death Khorne would truly like regularly. The American Civil War had more regular and HIGH losses of life than most actual battles in the Middle Ages. It was not uncommon for 200 people to die and for an army to surrender back then. For them to lose 50 men and to fall back to try again a week or more later. The American Civil War saw thousands and tens of thousands dying every month. Multiple times it was recorded that blood would be ankle or even knee deep in parts of a battle field. If you look at the number of soldiers America has lost in every conflict after their Civil War, it is LESS than what they lost during their Civil War. WW1 and 2 saw swathes of the countryside completely turned into hell, and yet still doesn't touch that level of bloodshed from the American Civil War. We have this Hollywood image of battle in the Middle Ages, but in reality they never completely destroyed an army. It didn't happen. They would take over half an army prisoner. This kept strong backs available for labor in a region. Were there a lot of injuries and wounds? Very much so! This meant most people died due to bleeding out, infection, and shock. All things Khorne frankly HATES. He wants honorable combat and quick deaths.

@@Nempo13 well, khorne is alla about close quarter combat, and civil war had people shoot each other

You may also be forgetting the most important piece to the Chaos God's power growth ***Intent*** 500,000 men die in the Civil War and even more are Mangled. If 1 person was sacrificed in the Egyptian Era *in the Name* of Khorne That would feed Him more than a Million dead from a random War.

Makes sense, considering Emps put a big ol wound on Nurgle.

Impossible, Games Workshop is fueled by pure greed and bad decisions, wich are plenty in WH40k and in real life.

"5. GW" kekorach

Khorne would make sense to be the strongest, afterall it's *WARHAMMER* 40K.

@@sinistrality7883i wouldve thought slaanesh or tzeentch would be 1 but i guess khorne makes some sense

Tzeentch using a maddening slapped together *submarine barrel* thing made me chuckle alot! XD (sounds right up his infinite alley of madness)

But wouldn't killing Tyranids be a prudent and orderly thing to achieve?

@@mrb514 Killing them normally wouldn't cause this as by the time the last few die the hivemind as a whole would be greatly diminished.

@@javonyounger5107 So an all-at-once thing would have to be something on a truly massive scale, but not a void blast as that annihilates the warp presence too I think that's been done to part of a hive fleet when an Imperial ship was detonated amongst them. What kind of hubris could it be? Recklessness? Calm indifference to the consequences.. I feel like it would have to have a lot to do with how it was done and the mindset of who did it.

@@mrb514Maybe it’s like a chaos god of hunger and consumption that feeds off of people eating and like consuming the resources of planets and stuff

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In that case, 2 and 4chan is definitely what slaanesh did to us...

That's *exactly* what the Alpha Legion wants you to think!

@@zigmus00A Or is that what the Alpha Legion wants you to think?

I love this so much jixaw all thé way

@@lazymidas4262 I'm glad someone enjoys these comments

@@IdioticSynergy yeah thanks dude, it gave me a good laugh !

@@lazymidas4262 Thank you man

Wasn't there a goofy ahh barrel submarine used in the American revolution in the 1770s?

@@caveman2787, If I'm not mistaken the Turtle story is now thought to be apocryphal

@@fluffly3606 thise words cant hurt me because i dont know what they mean

Yeah, but this is only one possible interpretation. The majority of lore, if In remember, mostly portrays the chaos gods, as beings that use "honor, love, hope, renewal" etc. to lure us in, when in reality they don't care one bit about their followers and are already lost in their desire for more excess. And I doubt, that they are even anywhere near as old as the necrons.

@@dimitriosdrossidis9633 The Warp reflects every emotion of every soul, so yeah, Khorne does value honor in battle, and Slaanesh does value love. My theory is that, since *every* emotion is reflected, and since warp entities are inherently hungry for power, rather than having a bunch of gods of Honor or Love running around, soaking that power up, existing warp entities just multiclassed so they could have that power for themselves. So yeah, Slaanesh gets almost as much power from a loving father as she does a devoted S and M slave. Nurgle gets power from a grandparent who accepts death with a smile. Tzeetnch gets power from people who want to change and get better. And Khorne's domains are so intrinsically tied that he gets power from all bloody conflict basically.

The fall of the eldar and rise of slaanesh is said to cause the age of strife so very much in humanities future

Slaanesh didn’t exist until after humanity had expanded throughout the galaxy.

@@_gherf yes, I’ve learned that since making this post. I was wrong an you are right. However… Don’t you find such chronology a bit illogical? I certainly do. It is said that at it’s apex, the Elder Empire spanned nearly the whole galaxy (so it was at least on par with the Imperium). Yet the Imperium is much, much weaker than humanity before the Age of Strife - at the Apex of Dark Age of Technology. So the question is… Who was in fact the dominant intergalactic superpower? The Elder or the Old Humanity? Because if you are correct, those two have to share roughly the same time. I fail to see how two such unterstellar superpowers could ever peacefully coexist in the Warhammer setting.

​@Dungeon Crawlers by the time of the age of Stife the Eldar were happy in their pleasure worlds, and when they needed to travel they used the webway, so they didn't interact much with humanity.

@@itaykerensm1629 well they could not care much for humanity… But I cannot fathom how humanity could not care about them. Human nature is the same no matter what age it is, Imperium or no Inmperium. If the eldar resided in literal heaven-worlds, I can not imagine how humanity would just ignore them and NOT want to take those worlds from the eldar. It feels like there was just no way to avoid conflict, given that humans are… humans. But I guess I’m just nit-picking at this point. WH lore is Full of plot holes and contradictions.

The living saints are theorized to kind of be sort of like celestial demons. Like psykers can tell they are warp entities but they are pure good.

@@Notbatman374 yeah considering how Saint Celestine looks it's clear that they're not really demons. Might be related but clearly not the same. So yeah more reason I believe there is/was a heaven in the warp but with all the grim dark of 40k it's either weaker or dead.

Plague wars fucking blows

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Bruh like they just talked about knights last week. How niche is that compared to crimson fists lol or black templars or GK or DW or RG like all those I think could count as a random corner niche topic. Very sussy baka behavior.

Space marines get more than enough spotlight, todays episode was a far more important topic than some random chapter

Theyre described as big toads in both 40k and fantasy

the Norn Queens are relays aren't they? similar to the synapse creatures like Hive Tyrants so wouldn't it be possible for their to still be a singular origin point?

Year late, but to note, what people keep forgetting/ignoring (including blizz themselves when they were retconning a quarter of the universe for SC2, except GW writers when it came to completely reworking almost all nids for 3rd edition) that in SC1 lore the Overmind is more of a tard wrangler ala Swarmlord, but galactic instead of planet scale. The hive mind still works off the processing power of all bugs. Norn Queens are more cerebrate+abathur (or back then their queen) and much like bee queens more there to ensure a fleet grows, relays pheromones and organizes food than command them. Also the ship itself will start to mass produce NQs if one gets killed so while the bugs frenzy on instinct (GW bring back IB for nids).

My guy, this is an amazing idea