This was basically like 10 prison cooking videos in one! Annnnnnd we almost caught the microwave on fire during this. Lol hope you enjoy and if you do, please help this video reach 6,000 likes! Thank you all for the love and support!

Haven’t been to prison but I was locked up in county for 14 months. This video brings back memories. I remember my first night in jail, the homie gave me a bag of ramen. I went straight to the dry ramen method cause I didn’t want to ask anyone for a bowl or spork. When they saw that, they all offered to make some for me in “their way”. Turned into a competition among the whole pod over who could make the best ramen. I got lucky asf in the pod I was locked up in, hardly any violence, no extortion, no racism, everyone was always helping each other out when feeling down or low on commissary. The tattoo guy would give people free work on special occasions (birthdays, anniversaries, etc). The Bible study group would help new comers shake their addictions. The fitness dude would lead workouts every morning and night. The old timers would play cards all day and teach the youngins. God damn I’m gettin sentimental thinking bout it , miss those mfs fr.

we used to do all this, except we never went to prison we were just poor.

Prisoner: Why’d you stab me? Me: you had 10 ramen bounty

Dude sound like he in a wrestling show lol

Next video: *How to make a microwave in prison*

I just watched 33 minutes of a guy making ramen noodles, I don't regret it

Did I just spend 30 minutes watching a grown man teach me 10 ways to cook ramen in prison..

*Ramen Menu* • Fried Noodles 1:24 • Dry 6:50 • Butt Naked 9:10 • Cookie 10:57 • Hungry Man 16:19 • Doo Doo Balls 18:25 • The Burnt Noodle 22:35 • Bag Burrito 25:58 • Sick Remedy 28:33 • Scrambled Egg Noodles 30:40

This man said "Cody call the police I'm ready to go back to jail" 😂😂

What I love about this is how countless other channels attempt to show you "different ways to cook Ramen" while they scramble for stupid ideas. But this, this right here, is straight from the horse's mouth, purely from experience, and you can tell that in your presentation, and in everything you create. It's genuine and amazing. Keep it up man, I'm glad you're free to make this content for us.

And next up: How to escape prison with using just 3 bags of ramen and a toothbrush.

These videos are timeless, love you Joe

Just realized I watched a thirty minute video about cooking ramen

“Call the police I’m ready to go back to jail!”

Damn this was a trip back down memory lane of watching Joe. It's almost funny to believe at one point, Joe would have been so proud, ecstatic and truly happy just for a mere 6K views...and here we are 3 years later and this video has amassed an absolutely super impressive 3+ MILLION views! Way to go Joe, we are all proud of you and what you have done with APS! I will forever be rocking with APS & the gang! Much love brother!

How to cover up the smell of smoke: more smoke. Also, I've eaten dry ramen noodles a lot just as the the noodle brick, not even broken up.

“call the police department, i’m ready to go back to jail” i’m literally fucking crying bro 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Me at 8 pm: I need to go go bed early to wake up full of energy. Me at 3 am: *this*

the way he says "it belongs to the staTe" got me

love all the vids man, not even from the USA. Just love the energy you put in. Respect

The 14k dislikes were the guys waiting for the microwave

Stays in prison for 1 day. here's 150 ways to cook ramen

i just realised i watched a grown man prepare the most basic food for 34 minutes and i didnt even pay attention to what he was cooking

I remember finding your channel a lil over 4 yrs ago I think and it’s crazy that it’s been 3 years since you’ve uploaded this video... keep up the good wrk

Imagine this conversation “I was in solitary once” “Why?” “I got in a fight cuz some guy was taking WAAAYYYY too long at the microwave”

"You done with the microwave already you've been in there for three hours!!" lmfao😂😂

6:00 Me: wait ramen is Chinese food now? Gordon Ramsey: always has been Japan has left the chat

I actually tried the bag burrito at home, and I might be crazy, but it's one of my favorite ways to eat ramen cause it's quick, easy, and I can take it with me to my college classes

This is a 30 minute video and I ain't even mad.

I’ve been eating dry ramen noodles for ever, they have they’re own taste.

Nobody: Joe: doo doo balls are a treat in prison

Yo I remember I commented on a video in the beginning of the year in 2017 before I went in and I just got out in August 2019! Prison changed my life for the better learned hella stuff in there Now I got a Great career and Life’s good! Like the videos brotha!

*Gordan Ramsey has left the chat*

6ix9ine has joined the chat*

Super funny. Looking forward to try. This is something DT could start watching before going to prison. I subscribed.

Man keep doing your thing boy when ever I’m having a bad day I watch this dude he makes me laugh ever time

Mom walks in ''Son what are you making?'' ''Just makin some doodoo balls''

Im only 12 but... *just in case*

When I was in a juvenile detention center we dident have a microwave we used. The shower hot water and put it in a cup after we crushed it up and let it sit. Like a make shift cup and noodles.

I for sure was looking for the bag burrito. As I am not near a microwave in these troubling times. I remember some homies in jail teaching me this trick. But never needed or remembered how to do it. They threw in some jalapeno cheetos to add some crunch and spice it up. But I stayed to watch the whole thing cause of the humor and realness you brought to this video. Plus I learned a few more ways to cook it. For when I do get back near a microwave. Anyway many thanks good sir. May you be blessed for many moons. So glad bag burrito made the cut cause I could not find a good video on it anywhere. Peace from the free free world my dude.

10,000 Ramen noodles, over 7 years, is a little over 3 a day. So if you ate one for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, every day that's probably right.

Prison? More like college

Joe been watching for about 2 years never posted but this brings it back me and my boys used to make meals almost every night

Step 1: trade ramen for cigarettes Step 2: trade cigarettes fo' bootay Step 3: Wreck dat bootay "Bootay, is mo' important dan food. Bootay, is mo' important dan wawtah." - Fleece Johnson

“That’s so good right there! Cody call the police department, I’m ready to go back to jail” 😂😂😂 6:13

10,000 ramen noodles over 7 years is about 4 per day. That's a hell of a lot of fucking sodium.

I love these old vids, playing Prison architect while on a binge, but I swear we never had muted words in vids before hahah

My favorite part was when he showed us how to make a knife out of a block of ramen.

College starter pack

As a kid I ate packs of ramen dry with the seasoning. It was sold in the vending machines (probably intended to cook) but I find it tastes good.

Great video buddy. Cracked me up. Glad you are doing great with your new life.

My brother was in prison for about the same time you were. He’s taught me how to make a ramen pizza and I thought it was delicious. Watched him make a few things and they were honestly pretty good. Not good enough for me to break the law tho 😂😂

I really just watched a guy cook ramen 10 ways on a Sunday

Was the hardest thing about prison all the dementors flying around?

Texas- We had stingers, no fancy microwave, brought back so many memories. My personal favorite was extending tuna with ramen, mayo, pickles on crackers; $1.60

Yo i jus found this channel last week... I got to say not disappointed... Not bcuz i have a prison mentality or anything... Never even been locced up... But at the same time... To hear an individual's unique experience... Is always invaluable!

Watching this for college and not prison 😂✌🏻

I just wanted you to know that all of these aren't just for prison cooking. I am in college and live in a dorm and use these every week!!!

Hey man, for some reason your food videos are my favorites. Maybe it’s because I like to cook sometimes. What I do like is all the new varieties of preparation. Peace, Phil

Reminds me of my college days, great video Joe, stay safe and healthy !!!

lol this dude needs his own daytime network tv show

Call the police department I'm ready to go back to jail😂😂😂😂

New sub 👍 8:01 wtf 😂😂😂 I got this video saved on my playlist so whenever I want to show my friends how to make prison noodles I come back to this & show them.

Your stories and energy make me feel like I'm experiencing prison. 😋

I spent 30 minutes learning how to cook noodles 9+1 ways. I regret nothing

We gon be eating good noodles everyday -Tay K

6:14 “Cody call the police department i’m ready to go back to jail” made my day😂 edit was the time thingy

Damn 1.39M subs now!? Congrats man! I remember when it was under 10k!

I can’t believe I just watched a thirty minute video about Ramen noodles 🍜 but it was probably the most interesting video I’ve watched all month.

Ramen noodle so burnt I could almost smell it.. Oh shit I forgot I had some in the microwave

I used to sneak eat those ramen "chips" in the middle of high school class. I hid them in my back pack lol

Not sure why i love watching these videos because I never plan on going to jail, but theyre just so addicting lol

I'm eating ramen noodles while watching this video hahahaha

This is also great recipes for "I only have $10 until next Friday" diet.

Is this his real voice I'm so confused 😂 like is he in character? Lol

When someone has to go to prison to learn this you know they had a good life. My people knew this from birth. Being poor will do it to ya man.

What am i doing with my life.... Watching some guy making some ramen noodles....

this man went from making noodle cookies in prison to drinking donut-flavored keurig cups....you gotta respect the hustle

Your locker has lots of food than mine :x thank you for the vid :D!

Just think of the gourmet meal you can have on a tight budget, on the outside with case of Ramen, Fast food what, creativity and some key ingredients can work wonders.. Just gave me some ramen motivation! Thanks Joe! The Bag Burrito is a must try, gave me some ideas just thinking about it, I'll be sure to share what l come up with..

Theirs microwaves in prison? Might as well bring my pizza rolls and shit.

*Reads title : 10 ways to “Cook” ramen noodles in prison. 6:50 Dry 😂

Love the vid joe. Keep em up. My favorite of you how to cook the ramen noodle was the burrito

That ramen cookie is held together with the starch in the noodles. But yeah those ways that guys think up of cooking things inside really are genius. Pure chemistry and ingenuity man.

Take a shot everytime he says "Ramen Noodles"

I love you man. My moms in prison and youve helped her so much. When she calls i tell her something new she can try so thank you man.

It’s cool because every time you say Kody it’s like your talking to me 🤣

“They’ll be building rocket ships outta ramen” Nah man we stopped at fixing sidewalks and shit with it

Shit just made me want some noodles 😂

Must've been nice to have a microwave cause all we had was a spout coming out of the wall with 190 degree water coming out of it

Prisoners just be out here with amazing ideas 💡

Holy crap, this brings back some memories. lol

I searched "different ways to cook ramen noodles" and I was not disappointed

"If you burn ramen noodles, you need a cooking class!" Funny part is I can cook full meals but I always somehow burn ramen noodles. Edit: I learned how to cook ramen noodles without burning them today!!!

I literally just watched a 33 min video on how to cook ramen 10 different ways in prison at 11pm. This was the highlight of my day too.

How to make a smoke bomb: Step 1. Microwave ramen noodles for normal time without water. Step 2. Done

In highschool, I had a friend who kept a locker chalked FULL of raw, plain ramen...he would just eat them raw...

*I am upset.........I thought you were going to escape out of the prison using ramen.*

met some of the best people while I was locked up. been 19 years since I left and I still eat Ramen noodles to this day.