Humans are Insects | 2375 | Short HFY Sci-Fi

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Agro Squirrel Narrates

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@candibunny Ай бұрын

Terrans most dangerous tactic: Recycling.

@deussalt4479 2 ай бұрын

I know it's just fiction but I always feel a touch of anger whenever earth gets destroyed in stories. For the Agro-rythm!

@Wastelandman7000 2 ай бұрын

Henceforth the Agro-Rythm shall be part of my reply lexicon. Many thanks.

@Wastelandman7000 2 ай бұрын

I know. But, I also know that they're gonna regret screwing with the war apes. Especially when we throw the rules out the air lock.

@deussalt4479 2 ай бұрын

@@Wastelandman7000 glad to see it's finally starting to catch on. ❤️❤️

@DylonBridson 2 ай бұрын

That’s because it’s heresy brother

@pauldesrivieres7083 2 ай бұрын

Of course if it was not fiction you would not be angry because you and all of humanity would be dead! So it is good this is all fiction. 🙂

@theshadyprotector8412 2 ай бұрын

Alien harvesters: Oh, look. Molten iron core surrounded by nothing dangerous. Terrans: Don't you dare turn your backs to us! We WILL show you how dangerous we can become!

@Wastelandman7000 2 ай бұрын

Dear xenos, we put the Death in Deathworld. Looks like you need a lesson.

@GenStallion 2 ай бұрын

Narf! " What about the other galaxies, Brain?" " The same thing we don in ours Pinky. Try to explore and pet all the fluffies!

@derekstein6193 2 ай бұрын

@poiujnbvcxdswq Fluffy and/or chonkers.

@TheLastRhapsody 2 ай бұрын

A little longwinded, but I must admit the last line resonated with something in me and made me cackle evilly.

@Wastelandman7000 2 ай бұрын

Me too. Mind you, I started when the pods of "injected" landed because I knew the Geneva Checklist had been activated. Don't feck with humans, we're smart enough to build terrifying weapons and crazy enough to use them.

@stratometal 2 ай бұрын

Its all over the place, poorly outlined, goes back and forth so much its almost as bad as AI written drivel. The tiny bit of good content is almost not worth it.

@CT-1035 Ай бұрын

@@stratometalI’m glad to see that you’re the only one who thinks like that

@stratometal Ай бұрын

@@CT-1035 I could have phrased it better, but its still bad.

@elimtevir1 Ай бұрын

I concur, the point i a paragraph jumpd around and back on itself over and over. Adapt, Core, Insect, Die out Adapt, Consume, insect..... etc etc...

@PoldaranOfDalaran 2 ай бұрын

"The humans, I think, knew they were doomed. But where another race would surrender to despair, the humans fought back with even greater strength. They made the Minbari fight for every inch of space. In my life, I have never seen anything like it. They would weep, They would pray, They would say goodbye to their loved ones, then throw themselves without fear or hesitation into the very face of death itself, never surrendering. No one who saw them fighting against the inevitable, could help but be moved to tears by their courage, their stubborn nobility. When they ran out of ships they used guns. When they ran out of guns they used knives and sticks, and bare hands. They were magnificent. I only hope that when it is my time, I may die with half as much dignity as I saw in their eyes in the end. They did this for two years. They never ran out of courage. But in the end, they ran out of time." - Londo Mollari "If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant." - Sun Tzu

@derekstein6193 2 ай бұрын

That speech has such gravitas to it, because it not only came from the mouth of a Centauri, not just the Emperor of the Centauri Republic, but from Londo Mollari himself. For a man from that culture, with his upbringing, for him to speak those words show how vast a change in himself had transpired since he first stepped foot upon some human, backwater, diplomatic station. If humanity had perished at the end of the Human-Mimbari War, this would've been a fitting eulogy.

@jasonswearingin1009 2 ай бұрын

What should we do about the other galaxies? Suddenly Dyson Spheres become mobile with highly advanced FTL!

@trenttrent2786 2 ай бұрын

Where can I get one?

@jasonswearingin1009 2 ай бұрын

@@trenttrent2786 Available at your nearest Ford Galaxy Dealership! Hurry supplies are limited!

@theengagedfew 2 ай бұрын

@fuzzball83 No need to travel to Andromeda. In a couple billion years, it'll come here.

@ashleg8350 2 ай бұрын

Consider that Dyson spheres are literally a 1au sphere built around a star in order to use all of its generated power, Dyson spheres need stars in their centers in order to work. In other words in order to make a Dyson Sphere mobile, you would need to figure out how to make a Star mobile. And if you can figure that one out, then by all means go and colonize another galaxy. You sound like you're up to the task...

@robertstoneking7916 2 ай бұрын

@@ashleg8350 I wonder if a second quanta hyperdrive would work as well on a Dyson sphere as on a ringworld.

@venator-fb7yy 2 ай бұрын

Hippity hoppity your galaxy will become my property.💀

@Wastelandman7000 2 ай бұрын

Go ahead xeno, make my day.

@MrCheeseburger5000 18 күн бұрын

I laughed out loud. This is fantastic

@SLEPhoto 2 ай бұрын

"Oh, we can just destroy their homeworld, we don't need to kill them. They'll just die off." Uh huh. That was dumb.

@dcabrames 2 ай бұрын

Oh look! A pretty little galaxy over there...

@loganshaw4527 2 ай бұрын

It was at that moment the beings in Andromeda felt a unknown fear form beyond the stars of thier galaxy.

@brianmeadows1137 2 ай бұрын

There was a great disturbance in the Force.@@loganshaw4527

@Wastelandman7000 2 ай бұрын

Be ashamed if something happened to it. LOL

@weirdredpanda 2 ай бұрын

@@Wastelandman7000Oh yeah! Such a shame. Tsk, tsk.

@Darkinu2 2 ай бұрын

Funmy thing about insects.. They're good at getting into places bigger beings can't get to and gunking things up.

@Wastelandman7000 2 ай бұрын

Yep, and one hornet may not be much of a threat. A billion of them. who can adapt and reverse engineer your tech.....

@SH-qs7ee Ай бұрын

Another funny thing about insects; arthropods in general really. They are responsible for more deaths than any other multicellular organism, likely including humans. Something to think about.

@siliciaveerah9327 11 күн бұрын

@@Wastelandman7000 That brought the fun mental image of a hornet learning to use ranged weapons

@Wastelandman7000 2 ай бұрын

Hey, its free real estate ~Tex of the Black Pants Legion

@merlinathrawes746 2 ай бұрын

One does not lightly dismiss army ants, whatever your technological level. As for other galaxies, let's work out similar plans for them as we work out a way to reach them.

@ironwolfF1 2 ай бұрын

An excellent, well thought out tale. I was especially pleased when I saw that a comment I had made in another ASN video became a (paraphrased) line in this story. Yes, humans _love_ making new friends, but aren't afraid to throw down on _anybody_ who thinks humans are just another species to be enslaved, or _devoured._ _That,_ kids...is the essence of HFY.

@BalthusDirein 2 ай бұрын

For da Skwerl for the expansion 😈

@MidnightSmoke 2 ай бұрын

She is just thinking ahead and she's right, what about the other galaxies? Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.

@lumberluc 2 ай бұрын

"Hunted the extinction." THE DODO BIRD IS BACK! WE CAN EAT IT AGAIN!!! Yep, that sums it up.

@Wastelandman7000 2 ай бұрын

Didn't we bring it back? I mean, so long as we're not bringing back velociraptors, we're all good. LOL

@lumberluc 2 ай бұрын

@poiujnbvcxdswq Eh, its a big bird. Season it right, marinate it with the right BBQ sauce, and it'll feed some people. Even though it was a 3 footer.

@patembersouls 2 ай бұрын

Personal gripe, our core is not molten iron because molten iron does not maintain a magnetic field. That’s why we freeze our superconductors.

@alganhar1 Ай бұрын

Well, the outer core is liquid, specifically an iron/nickel alloy (mostly). The Inner Core is... weird.... Because extreme pressure does weird things. Again its mostly that iron/nickel alloy but its technically a solid, specifically an iron/nickel crystal that is unique to the inner core, as nowhere else has the combination of pressure and temperature for the oddness to form!!!

@Netherdan 20 күн бұрын

@@alganhar1 and removing the outer liquid layer of the core could result in one of two situations: 1) dropping temperatures could accelerate the solidification of the inner core; or 2) dropping pressure could start melting the solid core, allowing for more to be extracted The author went with option 2 apparently

@Shadow.Dragon 2 ай бұрын

Great story; Excellent narration! "What do we do about the other galaxies?" Well someone had to ask the question! LOL!!!

@erichherman2753 2 ай бұрын

One minute to go! For the agro-rithim

@zutai1 2 ай бұрын

and here i feared rule 34 would be the greatest fear of expansion.

@derekstein6193 2 ай бұрын

I thought the term was "inflation"?

@zutai1 2 ай бұрын

@derekstein6193 too many angles I can take that, and youtube doesn't need to learn about new things to ban people for...

@charleswidmore5458 2 ай бұрын

ASN is back! You just keep getting better!

@therealfsh 2 ай бұрын

a similar disease to the "Super virus" in terms of mortality rate - Brain eating ameoba - Rabies - Probably some other stuff too

@luzifershadres 2 ай бұрын

Probelly the Black death aswell. Considering how the bodys deformed and that burrying the corpeses incressed the numbers of infected.

@therealfsh 2 ай бұрын

black death was actually only like 67%@@luzifershadres

@tarrantwolf 2 ай бұрын

@@luzifershadresnah, it was only between 30%-60%.

@ratzelbarreto2070 2 ай бұрын

@@tarrantwolf beat me to the answer, the black death had about 60% rate.

@weirdredpanda 2 ай бұрын

Covid, anyone?

@JamesLewis 2 ай бұрын

What should we do about the other galaxies? - Thanks for that.... genuinely made me laugh, because it's so typical of HFY.

@luzifershadres 2 ай бұрын

So, we live in that universe in a galxy full of Lazy people that often dont give a frick about their soroundings. No wonder the ambasator wanted to visit other galaxys. Its like living in a Galaxy sized retirementhome in some crappy rich city like London.

@selador11 2 ай бұрын

For the agrorithm! For the other galaxies!

@weirdredpanda 2 ай бұрын

Pity the other galaxies.

@SciFiStoriesAndBeyond 2 ай бұрын

Inspired me to also read out the best ones- people always loved my deep voice 💙

@bigjay875 2 ай бұрын

Excellent story narrator, thanks for entertaining me today 😊

@leonievanheerden7090 2 ай бұрын

Compliments and thank you to the Squirrel and the author for gifting us these stories 💐⭐❣️👽

@rickkeimig993 2 ай бұрын

For the algorithm, the "Incects" shall rule.

@garygough3158 2 ай бұрын

I should prepend "the late" to my name. Quite enjoyed that one, and it is a treat to hear a human reading. Mind, it might be fun to feed "The Eye of Argon" to one of the bots, in the spirit of the practice of running it through translation programs to observe the mangled remains.

@EdToml 2 ай бұрын

You orate quality stories - and this is one.

@reuvenpolonskiy2544 11 сағат бұрын

This is of the more realistic scenarios of most sci-fi first encounter that were ever written. Total dominance of one species, while the other is nothing.

@PryvatCyan87 2 ай бұрын

Never underestimate humanity's drive for revenge

@Wastelandman7000 2 ай бұрын

And our ability to reverse engineer your technology, improve it, and use it to make you very sorry you fecked with us.

@barelyasurvivor1257 2 ай бұрын

For the Squirrel Another great reading.

@Wastelandman7000 2 ай бұрын

The xenos were wrong about something. We're not insects.....we're Tyranids.

@kclark8266 2 ай бұрын

I had been thinking the flood. But I think you're right with tyranids.

@scp2539 2 ай бұрын

The other galaxies don't have a treaty XD Go nuts

@timobrien2813 2 ай бұрын

Good ending! Thank you. UKUK

@allenmorgan1007 2 ай бұрын

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

@michaellively6467 2 ай бұрын

Nice

@Alex.H.B.1970something 2 ай бұрын

Bravo Sir, etc

@TS-bj8my 2 ай бұрын

Great story/narration!

@MrDogwood91 2 ай бұрын

Keep it up😊

@ufoe20011 2 ай бұрын

For the skwerl For the rythm that is algo For the attack catapilliars

@MichaelMcFearin 2 ай бұрын

Man I need that voice for my D&D campaigns.

@RustyEcks 2 ай бұрын

CLICKETY CLICK!!! WITH ENERGY!!!

@r.kellycoker1981 11 күн бұрын

Someone smart once said, "That which does not kill you, makes you stronger."

@RealArcalian 2 ай бұрын

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Good story, *very* HFY, but could've told the same story in about half the number of words.

@danaprall3743 2 ай бұрын

Your Argonauts love having you back ! Very entertaining story, enjoyed it. Keep up the good work.

@DeranRoute-vu5jy 2 ай бұрын

Foooorrrrr theeee alllgggoorrrrittthhhmmmmm!!!!!!

@leightondoswell453 2 ай бұрын

Hahaha brilliant and I agree ooo other shiny, mine? Mine!

@4FunCycle 2 ай бұрын

For the squirrel!

@tarrantwolf 2 ай бұрын

For the Tree-rat!

@Terran.Marine.2 2 ай бұрын

Great story, sir 🫡

@NPCNo-xm2li 2 ай бұрын

The moment it got to the "They just injected us with something and let us go" it automatically clicked that humans really went for a full blown geneva checklist.

@wardraven8755 2 ай бұрын

I listened to this one yesterday read by an AI and it was hard to follow. You did it so much better and it made sense. I also listened to another one called humans are omnivores. Again AI hard to understand but i think you and others will enjoy it.

@lynntenney4851 2 ай бұрын

I love it!

@thomaspiatt8088 2 ай бұрын

For the algorithm

@UmarWazir 2 ай бұрын

This has been thru a translator. A clunky one.

@genericuser984 2 ай бұрын

neat

@Amoth_oth_ras_shash 2 ай бұрын

well ,to start with keep in mind hard power or blunt tools has their uses but even if you can treat everything like a nail the results of it dont always taste good so.. start by keeping the golden rule in mind when interacting with them even if it be with steel clad expressions showing capability

@nooneofimportance2110 2 ай бұрын

Yeah, this was a fun one.

@Avigorus 2 ай бұрын

roflmao ngl given that we have a galaxy on a collision course with us already it is a fair question, even if the timescales are a bit ridiculous.

@Galkhor 2 ай бұрын

Terra invictus !

@siwlasilva 2 ай бұрын

🌻❤️

@johnnyrotten3175 2 ай бұрын

4 D algorithm 4 D 🐿️ ❗ ❗

@mikecoatsworth6048 2 ай бұрын

For the nest, For the algo

@EricPoehlsen 2 ай бұрын

I think ... what about other galaxies? is handled in "What humans call overkill." :)

@einyv 2 ай бұрын

Bravo

@Attaxalotl 2 ай бұрын

Venus was right there, had basically the same mass, and wouldn't've been any more of a challenge to a mining rig that can shrug off nukes. They did it because they were asshats.

@NCVluminati 2 ай бұрын

comment for the algorithm

@user-iw6bu4iq4r 2 ай бұрын

I prefer Agent Smith's from the matrix movies explanation of the human species as viruses. That spread, breed and consume everything in their way.

@Wastelandman7000 2 ай бұрын

So....we're Tyranids?

@Southern_Crusader 2 ай бұрын

@@Wastelandman7000Fuck yeah! Galactic nom nom!

@Wastelandman7000 2 ай бұрын

Welcome to earth, we put the Death in Deathworld.

@GR3YD3ATH 2 ай бұрын

🌎🌎🌎

@Gaffa3007 Ай бұрын

Fantastic. Really looking forward to more. This is what Time Team is all about. Any chance of a 3D model for us to explore things in detail?

@noneofyourbuisness1679 2 ай бұрын

Ah, yes “innocent”. How cruel of those barbaric humans that literally lost everything because some xeno wanted a shiny new gadget

@Slippery_Jim_Digriz 2 ай бұрын

For the Algorithm!

@jeanannd 2 ай бұрын

Iron asteroids all throughout our star system but NOOOO - have to destroy a planet by taking the molten iron from the interior of the planet. Whose the insect? THEM!!!! The OTHER galaxies - LOL

@tarrantwolf 2 ай бұрын

Especially since our core is solid surrounded by liquid it would be easier to get it from just about anywhere else. And if your tech is high enough, just make it.

@Tang0Fox1 2 ай бұрын

Poor aliens. Such peaceful things. I mean destroying earth isn't gonna cause any problems at all.

@jenellescott6569 29 күн бұрын

Human, the fire ants of the galaxy with the endurance of the cockroach 🪳

@carminedesanto6746 2 ай бұрын

BUGS!!

@t.p.3456 2 ай бұрын

For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠

@kurtismiller9544 2 ай бұрын

For DA SKWERL and his Nest. may he always properly harass and befuddle the algorithm

@Wastelandman7000 2 ай бұрын

Oh and never mess with our larva, we get really testy if you do that.

@dannymerfeld7711 2 ай бұрын

Humanity! FUCK YEAH!

@nebulisnoobis102 2 ай бұрын

Humans aren’t space orcs. They’re space Mahoraga.

@kaelanirevyruun1676 2 ай бұрын

Humans: What should we do about other galaxies? Galactic community: *Frozen in horror* Humans: How about we make these terms universal? We find another galaxy, and we simply apply the same rules as we have here to that galaxy, and bring in any sentient races from that galaxy to our existing community.

@nomadsurvival4952 2 ай бұрын

Great story I liked the last line in the story so where does it go from their?

@TheyCalledMeT 2 ай бұрын

enteraining story, but mining metals from asteroids is MUCH more easy than extracting a core from a planet no matter how much minerals are in a planet

@WingManFang1 2 ай бұрын

Imagine being a Galactic conglomerate of different species and not realizing there were other galaxies, when we as humans with the “Primitive Tech” could see some of the oldest galaxies in creation on the other end of the universe. 😂

@pulverize3 2 ай бұрын

It turns out the small pox we found along the way were the real friends in the end for humanity.

@ravenouself4181 Ай бұрын

One does not simply, touch Earth

@merlinwizard1000 2 ай бұрын

3rd, 24 April 2024

@TheRealInscrutable 2 ай бұрын

200K

@bartmoyens2151 16 күн бұрын

Xeno space cows: we are herd animals, we only care about enough space and resources, as long as we have enough of both we are not aggressive, even if you kill some of us. Humans: Yeah.....we don't really see it that way, you might want to start running.

@oldbutnotdead1 2 ай бұрын

algorithm....

@ZionistWorldOrder 2 ай бұрын

why didnt they do mercury venus mars etc before earth if just for the core?

@Wastelandman7000 2 ай бұрын

Probably afraid the damned xenos would come drain Venus' core. (I think Mercury is too close to the sun, and Mars' core seems to have frozen over as there is no unified magnetic field) You kind of need a planet with a magnetic field to protect against space weather.

@jakubhabina12 2 ай бұрын

Write zat In the book od grudges.

@TheGrinningViking 2 ай бұрын

So odd how many stories have pure herbivores. Calories are useful for big brain. Big brain helps social animal orginize, Big brain helps with hunting, Big brain is not needed to outsmart plants. Granted a pure carnivore would hit a wall where they couldn't sustain as large a population. More people equals more production, more chances for genetic mutation. An opportunistic Hunter and gather would have huge advantage in the big brain contest.

@Kirsten2933 2 ай бұрын

Like 921

@Vulture-1066 Ай бұрын

What is the background melody?

@knighttemplaroftentacult7123 2 ай бұрын

So those bastards were allowed to exist after all, huh? That new humanity lost all Warhammer books, it seems. Any 40K fan would just wipe them all out. For the stars are OURS to be taken. For Holy Terra demands Vengeance!