"You've never faced the dangers I have. You've never been thrown out of a Trump rally into the cold without a jacket! You've never chased down the Flash to the tune of Super Sonic Racing!" Truly, more inspiring words have never been spoken.

Linkara still mad that trump didn't give him his jacket

"Y-you guys have never stared into the face of an angry fan who demanded to know when the next Power Rangers video was coming out, and YOU tell him there's no set schedule, and make him blink!"

Linkara is literally the physical embodiment of "m'lady."

my favorite part was when Linkara said "Its Fourth Wallin Time" and broke the fourth wall to copyright strike your video

Linkara got over $60,000 made a movie that looks extremely cheap. Complain he couldn't pay taxes. Then all of a sudden now owns his own house, and pretty big one too. Really makes you think....

“The studio we did end up renting did not see any need to supervise us, the people who owned and worked in the studio normally simply staying in the office area to provide any assistance that we requested” That’s supervising

The 3 things I got from this whole channel awesome drama: 1. Everyone was or still is an asshole 2. Angry joe seemed to be the only one having fun 3. There's such a thing as death gay muppet gangbang Thanks for all the trauma 🥲

Doug: Hey is it cool if we use MechaKara in To Boldly Flee Lewis: You understand that he can rip everyone's throat out with mere thought. Everyone would tremble in fear at his mere presence. A destructive force that can rend the world asunder by snapping his fingers. Doug: You realize it's just you with prosthetic make up on you? He's not real Lewis: HES REAL TO ME DAMMIT!!!

Linkars seems like the kind of guy who would get thrown out into the cold without a jacket.

Can’t wait for the Lightbringer x Sonichu crossover comic

I still can't believe my internet legacy consists of a Tweet informing people about Linkara's love for gay dead Muppet gangbangs that got read by Mister Metokur. Great video series, by the way. I like how you're not just (completely justifiably) shitting on these movies but giving out genuinely interesting information that a lot of people, including myself, were unaware of.

We live in the timeline where the Spoony movie wasn't made but this one was. Where did we go so wrong?

10/10 harder then Linkara when he sees the Green M&M

So let's get this straight. The god is angry, but it's laughing at you, but you made him blink. But he was laughing, so wouldn't he be doing that anyway?

I find it ironic that Angry Joe who's character is an insane rager, is one of the only ones who didn't turn out to be insane in that lot.

You know those tv show characters (mostly in cartoons) that are stereotypical nerds or geeks but are so smarmy, egotistical and smug that you enjoy their failures? Ya know, like Bubble Bass or Rick from The Young Ones - the guys who think they’re better than everyone else because they’re “intellectuals.” That’s Linkara, but he’s REAL

Fun fact: Linkara is still upset that Doug didn't give a shit about him leaving Channel Awesome and expected him to make some kind of heartfelt goodbye AFTER Linkara contributed to the #changethechannel document that almost ruined Doug's career. And to think, Lewis could've had a renaissance of popularity just like Doug if he'd only reacted positively to Chris's impression of him.

"You know, I was watching, I was watching various places, and I saw Loli, the Almightyloli, making a video about Linkara, the great Linkara, and he said it'll be out when it's out, it'll be out when it's out, and we like that, but great work ethic..." -Donald Trump

When it comes to Kickstarter movies, there's no better than _Slice of Life_ (2021). It's a _Blade Runner_ fan short made by a gang of self-taught Croatians, they raised $85,000 to make it, the effects are all practical using dated techniques, it doesn't use a single computer generated effect and it is Hollywood on a good day levels of great. The insane part? I spoke to the head guy personally, and he said that only a tenth of the money raised ended up on screen, most of it went to living expenses, taxes, donor perks and so on, but it still looks like a seven figure movie. Seriously, watch it! Also watch the behind the scenes videos they uploaded, it's a masterclass in indie filmmaking.

This is it boys, the Stone Ocean of the Doug Saga. It’s been a hell of a ride.

Literally the best way to summarize how Linkara is, is by watching his reaction to OneyPlays talking about him. They didn't even like make fun of him they talked about his shitty comic book character Lightbringer. He still got stupidly pissed at Chris and Zach. While Doug reacted and said that he enjoys their takes and their comments.

lets also remember that Linkara unironically declared himself better than George Lucas

What *is* CA-era Linkara's power fantasy, anyway? He touches on so many of them at once that it's impossible to work out. Does he want to be a suave, classy, and charismatic crooner? A stern, troubled, yet respected Picard-like commander? A superhero? An angel? Doctor Who? It's like he sees a new bit of media he likes every couple of weeks and it completely takes over the creative part of his mind until he sees something else. I'd call it a symptom of autism, but... it's not like we need to dig *that* deep to work that out about him.

Frank Miller saying “I have no apologies” is the epitome of based

The 'bar set' was the basement of someone. Heard it was Doug Walker's basement. But also heard it was his parents' basement. The two extras walking behind is Lewis's mom and dad. The 'bar set' was free to shoot in.

"You've never looked into the face of an angry god and made it blink" is a badass line. It's kind of impressive how Linkara managed to completely ruin it through overwriting and bad delivery.

It's completely unfair to compare linkaras film with thunder road and clerks, etc. Those films were made by people with talent.

I think the lesson that we can all take away from Linkara's entire existence is to not throw rocks when you're so deluded you don't know you live in a house made of two-way mirrors.

I think the lesson of this movie is that, like a lovecraftian plot point, the knowledge of channel awesome is malicious knowledge that intentionally causes harm to your brain, to thank you for giving it a warm meaty home.

James Rolfe never wanted to be an "angry reviewer". He wanted and still wants to be a filmmaker, not a content creator.

A comic artist who unironically thinks he has been through more than anyone else alive, is extremely autistic, severely overestimates his own skills in everything, in entirely financially dependent on e-begging, and is obsessed with exclaiming his own "artistic" creations based off his self-inserts to be high art worthy of praise despite the minimal effort put into them? I'm impressed, I didn't realize Chris-chan managed to make a movie.

Can't help but think that the 90s kid and a loli teaming up to beat up Linkara would be among Luis's ultimate kink fantasy list... only made better if Mis. Piggy and the green M&M were involved

If you tell Ron Liefeld that his art sucks, he wouldn't care. I respect.

"You don't know what it is to fight something that truly, TRULY, wants you DEAD!" -Linkara talking about his experience with OneyPlays

For a guy who was really upset during the change the channel controversy, Linkara really loves drawing all of his influences from Channel Awesome's movies.

The funniest thing Linkara has done to this day is have Rocco Botte bully the shit out of him with the History of Voltage Vengerz series. The best part is Rocco didn't even know who he was at the time. He just got shown that video and just couldn't believe someone could hate their own fans this much.

Linkara never fully figured out what made AVGN and Nostalgia Critic so popular. He was never able to laugh at himself. James and Doug made characters that were not heroes by any stretch and made it very clear that they are overreacting in an attempt at self deprication of how pathetic and narcissistic the fandoms they frequent can be. Linkara believes everything he says is important and he is better than you, making his pouting at his parodies over the years an inevitability.

As somebody who has worked in the film and television industry, it always baffles me how online personalities like Linkara decide to use their budgets when they get funded for projects like this. I've seen and worked on films made for next to nothing that are better than anything Linkara has done because they bothered to: hire professional actors, rent a high quality camera, rent professional lighting, and sound equipment and hire crew members that know how to utilize the equipment properly. People like Linkara don't understand they'll never be taken seriously as filmmakers because they lack a basic understanding of what goes in to making a "legitimate" movie. Worst of all, Linkara refuses to learn about the filmmaking process in any way and don't even bother to try and improve on his previous works technically or artistically. It's kind of like meeting that one kid who made a funny video project with his friends for class back in highschool after 10 years. They claim they're a filmmaker now, then they show you their movie and it looks exactly the same as their video from high school. Some people just don't get it. Maybe it's Linkara's ego, or maybe he just never really cared.

How long until Linkara catches a sexual assault accusation considering he claims himself is a such a big feminist and male ally

A fun story about a filmmaker going the distance for the film: In Crimson Tide, the director wanted to get a shot of a submarine diving, Namely tge USS ALABAMA. He asked the Navy, and they flat out refused. So the team went to a US submarine base and just waited for days until a submarine left the base, even waiting until the Alabama went in to resupply and then went back out to sea.

I like how Linkara is offended about the studio supervision when the biggest movie studios in the world have a whole team of studio managers specifically hired to tell the production teams what they can and cannot do.

I have just realized something about Linkara. He got relentlessly bullied for his lightbringer comic because it was bad and an outlet for his narcissism. So he took the lesson to heart stopped with the lightbringer and chose to use a different medium to tell his most important message to all. That message is: "Linkara is the most brilliant person there is to walk the planet" and you can now see this in the "lore" of his internet comic reviews. That is a lot of determination in the face of adversity.

I wish I had the money to pay for James McCaffrey, the man who voices Max Payne, to read that opening monologue you wrote in his deep, brooding Max Payne voice.

Having that clip from the Grey of Liam Neeson begging God to save him fit too well.

Funny thing about Brad Jones is that he was the snarky hard-edged snobby film guy for the first few years of his show. But some time after his E.T. knockoff marathon, and after he started doing his DVD-R Hell series, he slowly transitioned to a less dry, less snobby and more quirky, almost kid's show parody of himself. Like a tongue-in-cheek Mr. Rogers that talks about crappy 70s musicals and slasher films for 30 minutes.

Calls his show Atop the Fourth Wall. Possesses absolutely no self-awareness.

Hide your green M&Ms and Muppet plushies, it's time for Atop the Fourth Wall.

Loli missed an opportunity by not starting with a rant about his "History of Channel Awesome" videos and how they'll be "out when they're out." We like that, "it'll be out when it's out". Great work ethic.

As a fan of Brad Jones, I always found it funny that the “worst” that people have to say about him is his Loyalty to Doug. Mister Metokur didn’t have a bad thing to say about him, and all the critical looks at CA seem to leave him unscathed. Only Guru Larry is the one that’s 100% under the radar for these things. If anyone can answer why “Breadtube” is so called that would be great.

Is it just me or do guys who claim to be male feminists. Usually end up anything but

I did mail you a copy of the Lightbringer comic remake I successfully crowdfunded last year to your PO Box. We’re gearing up to do the campaign for the second book in the trilogy. Love to hear what you think of it!!

The examples you stated regarding power fantasies like Berserk and James Bond give off a second hand power high while Linkara's work is just emotional masturbation. The fantasy is strictly for him

It's kinda unfortunate that Linkara sounds almost NEAR identical to Chris-Chan in voice minus the accent but it is also extremely hilarious that he is one degree or rather one chromosome away from just being Chris-Chan

Linkara is a smarmy sanctimonious tool who derides the depiction of female characters in comics whilst also having questionable kinks. He's a massive hypocrite and just like his contemporaries he doesn't criticise the art, he wants to dictate the art.

Nostalgic critic didn’t die for our sins For this shit to be made

Linkara is basically what I envision most redditors look and sound like. Complete with the utter lack of self-awareness and having no real opinions outside what makes them sound righteous.

As an actor who acted in high school and was terrible in highschool and now understands acting *far* past his prime and *far* past when anyone would hire him it’s easy to say “these people are awful” But the truth is that most people don’t truly understand character acting, like politics, until they are in at least their mid 30s. This is where most people begin to truly understand their bodies. This is exactly WHY most actors you see in high school roles are 20-30somethings playing high schoolers.

The lesson here is don't be a narcissist and work towards your goals the right way, slowly, step by step, don't assume or just hope you'll get some big break that'll make your dreams come true. I was actually a fan of Linkara, but I'm glad I'm not anymore, he's the kind of person I've realized I hate.

The only guy who can make a trench coat with a little cape, vest and trilby hat look lame

When I was stuck in an elevator once with Linkara when I forgot some stuff from my hotel room at some convention years ago it was like that scene from Evangelion but instead of angry brooding it was just me awkwardly me holding back my urge to "MMMMM!!!". One of the highlights of the last few years honestly.

"Yeah, Doug not taking everyone to Applebee's is canon."

Even as young autistic kid who really enjoyed Channel Awesome movies unironically (With the exception of To Boldly Flee) I could never NEVER finish this movie. Say what you want about Doug but at least he has some form of charisma. Linkara has the self awareness of a Goldfish in some of these and it's absolutely painful to watch. In no universe can I ever imagine myself enjoying this film. Ironic or otherwise.

>Looks at thumbnail >Looks at title >Realizatiom kicks in And Lo, I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him! And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth!

the little “y-you”s that he keeps doing during his monologue makes me wanna throw myself off a building

10:55 ERod had one of the strangest relationships with fans. He used to complain A LOT about not making enough money, getting screwed by people, being an unknown among thousands of reviewers... And yet he treated his fans like trash. He and his team used to give really dry and harsh answers when fans asked basic questions. I remember when people asked him if he had watched the BvS trailer, his reponse was "OF COURSE I'VE SEEN IT. STOP SENDING ME THIS MESSAGE. WHOEVER KEEPS ASKING THIS WILL BE BANNED.'

Is Furious Felipe genuinely the ONLY person who actually had fun filming these movies?

31:00 WTF?????? He named the black football star..... TYRONE?

Is linkara the same person who cried about individuals using ad-block?

Five bucks says linkara will make a tweet complaining about this

My heart sank when I saw the notification and was faced with the face of the *Lightbringer* himself The bad comics weren’t the only thing burning. My soul was also burning as his eyes drilled into mine. Linkara, have mercy on me

Two signs that we live in the bad timeline: 1) Linkara made a movie instead of Spoony. 2) Film Brain cameo’d in Spoony’s videos. Edit: Also you may as well call Erod “Angry Internet Reviewer number 341”. The idea of him getting pissy that he didn’t get to star in Too Boldly Flee is funny to me. It’s the equivalent of an intern asking the CEO if he could be part of the board of directors.

Linkara trying to make analog horror is the funniest fucking thing I’ve heard. Dude thinks a version of himself with tinfoil taped to his forehead is terrifying, what the fuck is his horror gonna be? Video tapes of him crying in the shower?

D E A D G A Y M U P P E T G A N G B A N G S

This is my first time hearing Linkara and holy shit he sounds just like Oney when he's doing the Linkara impression

Imagine telling off your boss when they wanna use your fanfiction nemesis ironically

Linkara's attitute has grown quite disgusting in the last few years. I used to just go with it because he was the only one out there talking about certain comics, but at some point I just had to stop because his personality became unbearable. The fact that he lashed out at his fans for the flimsiest of reasons is what really got me. It's like he took the "angry nerd" persona and forgot it was supposed to be an act.

Here's something: Why is James Rolfe's movie the _only_ one that's actually about his profession? If I recall, it's about reviewing the ET game. Sure, the premise is more than that, but his character's aim as the Nerd in that film had to do with reviewing a crappy game, which is what he does, right? So why doesn't Linkara's movie have to do with reviewing a bad comic? Was he actually arrogant enough to believe that his fans wanted to see him make a film about his character, rather than reviewing a film? (of course, he is, what am I talking about?)

Linkara's beef with Frank Miller was always funny to me. Hands down one of the greatest comic book authors of all time, and Linkara is livid that he featured hot chicks in his comics. Oh the horror!

At least we have the Spoony Ultima review

Linkara is rhe definition of "reset the clock" meme and the notion of "the louder you preach the more likely you're guilty of something similar"

linkara got that weapons grade no self-awareness autism

loli give me your teeth, my state's dentists won't do their job.

I wonder if loli will be the new thorn in his side like oneyplays and Doug

E-Rod's special power is stealing every popular super hero's power and making it his. That's literally it. Zero creativity.

Linkara would work great as a modern James Bond villain. His end goal would be to turn all men into women and give all women pp's. He could be called Brownfinger and his transray would be inside the giant green m&m at the center of the earth.

How the hell did Linkara rope Lanipator into this? Dude somehow got one of the founding Team Four Star members to take part in a "movie" as a character that's carried by his performance.

Damn it Loli, my girlfriend walked in the room as the 'Tyrone' clip played. I blame you for this.

Marzgurl trying to sound serious is lethal levels of cringe

My favorite cringe moments: 1) The middle portion of the movie where Linkara's various side characters impart deep wisdom on those _lesser_ characters. Also includes an OOC moment for Lupa (90's Kid lectures Lupa about the wonders of loving terrible crap from the 90's, even though afaik Lupa's reviewer shtick is loving terrible crap from the _80's_ ; you'd think they shouldn't need until the grand finale to become BFFs) 2) That studio / warehouse used in the finale just kills the mood. I know these movies aren't exactly known for professional lighting, but this was supposed to be a derelict base on a moon of Jupiter (I _think_ ). It shouldn't be the most brightly lit set in the entire movie - especially not if you want to use it for horror and action. 3) You'd think the finale would be more of a team effort, but Linkara is really the only important contributor. _He_ figures out the villain's secret, and _he_ takes him out _twice_ (having your reviewer buddies stand behind you to power up your magic ghost girl gun doesn't count). If he had less of an ego he could've used himself as bait / distraction (since MechaKara hates him more than those other people he's barely interacted with) 4) The derpy costume and robot walk of the "upgraded" MechaKara. When the first budget Power Rangers villain you had in your storyline has a more threatening costume and presence than the most powerful version of your archnemesis, you might want to reconsider a few things.

The Virgin comic critic vs the chad liefeld enjoyer

Did any of the creators, including Linkara, who complained about Channel Awesome focusing way too much on Nostalgia Critic in the Channel Awesome document not take into account that the reason for that might have been because their content fucking sucked compared to Doug Walker’s?

An extremely based video bashing Linkara. Anyway, making fun of Linkara is pretty easy; a male feminist whom porn history is beyond abhorrent, and it's totally accurate.

TAL took no chances with this one, if he played this on stream only God knows what shota would've done

Long-time Linkara fan, here; He was one of the first KZfaq reviewers I really started seriously following, and for a long time, he was my favorite reviewer on all of KZfaq, and even an inspiration for a few of my very small video backlog [like, the two actual reviews I made] I genuinely like his videos, his 'History of Power Rangers' series genuinely got me interested in a franchise I'd originally just written off as stupid -and I still am, to this day, BTW. Heck; the clip of his refutation of Doug's 'Bat Credit Card' bit is probably the most popular video on my channel, to the point where I think even OneyPlays cited it and directly or indirectly directed their fans _to_ _my_ _video_ , a fact I genuinely find humbling. By all indication, he seemed like a genuine dude, a guy who just loved comics and the wild and wacky superhero medium, who openly and unashamedly enjoyed the crazier side of the funnybooks. I didn't want to accept that he was really a bad person, I also simply took Metokur's expose on him to just be an embarrassing edgy teenage phase he wants to forget about. But... as time went on, and political discourse in general became more... stupid... it started to slowly bleed into his videos, and my doubts finally began to properly manifest. But even during his cringe-inducing three-part defense of 'The Last Jedi' -and the majority of my counterarguments he just flat-out ignored; I simply took it as nothing more than a bad take born from a different opinion. Then I discovered Kinky-Linky, and I accepted the hard truth; that Lewis 'Linkara' Luvhog is a complete, narcissistic @$$hole. I still watch his videos. For now, I can still separate the art from the artist -MOST of the time. But, now that I know what lies beneath the surface? Now that I know what he's really like? Now that I know its only a matter of time before I can no longer separate the art from the artist? Well... Its been a wild ride. I've known for a while, now, that I'll one day have to cut him out of my feed, altogether. But after the JSG fallout; I've come to realize just how fallible the majority of people, in general, are, and none of the people I follow are any exception. And knowing the Linkara ride is coming to an end? Well, it all just adds a layer of soft bitterness to the whole circumstance. I wish things were different, I wish he'd just take his shortcomings on the chin and laugh at himself like the rest of us, to just own up to being a gross deviant in his youth [like we all were, let's be honest. Don't lie to me] and to make 'The Lightbringer' a frequent recurring character in his videos. I wish someone I looked up to in my younger days could be humble, could truly be inspirational. But... he is, after all, only human. And humans are not immortal. Everyone dies, everything fades... and everything comes to an end. This comment is long. I apologize for nothing.

30:53 i think we can pin point the exact moment Mr. Metokur's cancer started to become terminal, from him reading this shit aloud.

One of the big differences between AVGN and other Angry Reviews is 1. He went to movie school so At least know the basics of how to use a camera And set up a scene 2. AVGN knew what he's doing, He was a dude making videos in the basement with a cheap camera with the budget of a monthly salary, the Main inspirations were Troma B-movies, dumb, Fun, exaggerated (because the actors are cheap too) and mostly import is doable 3. He never broke the rhythm of the review, the most fantastic one "where he fights a gigantic robot in Nintendo toys" It was all about the episode where is he angry reviewed shitty gimmick toys that Nintendo licensed...and it all ended in a stupid fight Linkara is an example of everything that was wrong at the time, he didn't have the technical knowledge to do what he wants make...but make poorly and fucking the scene,, take "make videos in the basement" to fucking serious, And everything is just flat shots of people talking or embarrassment on a green screen...but is serious and emotional moment, -say the dude in a nerf gun shooting plugin at Mannequin It's the worst part, he honestly think people came to see he, not the content, but the he Linkara the Bringer of Light himself

I'm in acting school, and this movie should be taught as what not to do. Jesus, this is aggravating.

Me: "Oh come on, Linkara isn't that bad." AT4W Movie: Is that bad.

*GAY DEAD MUPPET GANG BANG.* That image of Kermit in the shower, traumatized, with Metokur's voice saying that damn line is never going to stop being funny.