THAT WOULDA BEEN AWESOME!!!

That will have been the best "Chit Show" in that case I will have ever watched had that been the case. Fred "the croc" will have taught that goofball a good life lesson. Maybe Fred just bites one of his ears off will have sufficed this lesson.

@Sparrow one Cuban can tell another

@Sparrow … I know that area quite well… not only is just about everyone Cuban but the Cuban food is godly. You can also tell by the way they speak Spanish. They have a unique flare in their Spanish speaking.

Gator don't play no shit!

Exactly. You snooze, you lose. 😂

Other guys were too busy being idiots.

Old mans by far the smartest

Old and wise. The quietest person in the room is the most powerful.

Hai un dicho el que dice mucho no ase nada.Old man was all action and no talk.The pure definition of DALË

All three guys were old men.

@@toddreynolds1928 In Dock 10 was the old Dude, in Dock 9, was Mr. Clean and on Dock 2 with the straw hat was about a 30-ish Cuban American. Have a nice day.

Did bald guy pull out a gun?

Apparently baldy brandished a gun stuck in the waistband.

Great day out on Ocean then ignorance. Ruin day

I'm willing to bet both have been in this situation before. plenty

I mean all of them were yelling at each other lol. It's not just the 2 guys. They were the ones that kept going but they were all yelling if I remember correctly

@@laurasanchez7105 All it takes is for a couple people to go too far for everyone else in the room to realize they should just settle their differences lol

She probably wished that he was this fiery in the bedroom.🤣

The husband get all tough in public but wait until they get home. The wife will be the one talking. 😅

It's a croc.

Fred the Insti-Gator!

Fred the termi-gator if someone falls in the water . “ I’ll be back ….tomorrow “

😆😂

Yes it is a gator not a crocodile😂😂😂

That’s the prize comment. 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

This is a Miami thing too !

I mean even if the ramp is busy I’m not going to rush like an insane person. Especially when unloading kids. Everyone needs to be patient. Or pay for a better spot. lol.

@@rebeccakeenan8101 aside from an emergency it shouldn’t ever take more than 5-8 minutes tops to launch or retrieve from the ramp. If you’re launching your boat it needs to be loaded with all your stuff before you ever get close to the ramp. Loading and unloading items at the ramp is like leaving your car at the gas pump while you go in to eat. There’s no reason whatsoever to do it short of just being a miserable ass.

It's like a busy gas station with all the pumps taken and a line formed. Then assholes go inside to grab a candy bar and leave their car sitting there at the pump.

@@rebeccakeenan8101 you need not panic but do not hog the slip. Maybe YOU need a paid slip if you have that much to unload.

Because they paid money to "launch", they feel entitled to drag their feet !.. Have a nice Day.

Exactly what I was thinking.👍

Lol right? And imagine getting knocked out in front of the kids and wife while landing on the gator 🐊 😂 . That would be a lifetime embarrassment

Your kids would never look at you the same way again 😂 ok rule 1 is to never get whooped in front of your wife & kids. How dumb of him to risk that smh. Sheeit, id rather punk out than get knocked out in front of my family!!

No doubt

@@bigjerm1631 right lol

Amen! Just curious, where are you and what do you pay per mo?

@@miketexas4549 I'm in Miami. $417 for a 30ft slip

@@music-jj2pl Interesting. I'm in Kaneohe and I pay $400 for 30' I was sure I paid more.

Took the words right out my mouth. $1200 yearly (uncovered) Lake Cumberland, KY.

@@music-jj2pl what does slip mean? I know nothing about boats.

It's kinda scary that Fred is getting bolder and doesn't let the boats spook him. I seriously think the problem is the locals and tourists keep feeding him. That's why some harbors and docks have a strict "DO NOT FEED" policy. It kinda unnerves me that in one of Alfred's videos, tourists at the dock to the left (by the cold weather storage spot) kept throwing food in just to get pictures of Fred and one foolish mom let her 10 year old kids walk along the bottom of the dock. Fred could EASILY have grabbed them by the leg. They have no idea how lucky they are that he's a pretty chill and laid back animal and tolerates sharing the dock with all those boats....

Why? Is that something that you would do?

Wanna hear something funny ? He got the bleeding from coming out of the boat's cabin, he hit his Head ! :)

I have the video paused looking for comment about this Blooded head. @Keith Scudder 9 months ago. Thanks.

How does the bald guy end up making himself bleed

@amrak5028 Hahaha. Me too! I'm here, mid-vid to try to gather evidence for the head laceration! Thought maybe I missed the straw hat bro chuck a beer bottle or something!?

I wonder if Alfred's neighbors sometimes pull up in the parking lot and silently sit next to him watching the hilarity ensue. I like how the old dude sneaked past. Hilarious.

Lol 😂 yes grill out camera 📸 ready

I have seen trucks get pulled into the water there from the seaweed make no traction. The guy actually slammed the door and caused the wheels to break loose. He jumped on the door and went in with the truck. It sunk until just the tip of the antenna was 2 inches above the water.

Better than going to the zoo.

Same! 😂

Yeah it's real good at providing that after a long day in the sun on the boat. Learned that growing up powerboating. Seen some things in life maybe a little to early 😂😂.

Its the magic combination of alcohol and the state of Florida. Like two peas in a pod.

This is one of those “had to be there “ moments. Btw Hispanic wives arguing, alcohol is not required. 😆

Nothing better than grabbing the cooler and hanging out at the boat ramp to watch the circus

​@@theevilg3nius 😂🤣😭⚰️🪦🕊️

The good old days of Fred Sanford……

LOL!

He flailed so hard he hit his head and started bleeding to show how bad ass he is

@@Obshowersyndicate He hit his head twice !

What you talking about? They were initially escalating

In your dreams, both boats were filled with the opposite!.

What's scary is it is possible to blow a vein inside your eyes if under EXTREME stress.

@@largol33t1 Coughing really hard can blow one on the outside. Hurts too!

Actually, he hit the top of the cabin door on his own Boat ! :)

@FN-1701AgentGodzillaRangerPrime Ω He bumped his head going in, then again when he came out with a empty Flare Gun !

@furious king I usually vacation in FL every Sept(with the exception of last year & this year). But I’d have to disagree with you. Been there once, that’s enough for me! I’ll stick to the gulf side! (Preferably the panhandle)

Me too! That's the reason I moved out of Florida!

Born and raised.loved it growing up..Glad to live 200 miles away now.

I don't mind going as far south as Deerfield lol.

Miami is a shit hole due to latins

dude! pulled pork! carne asada is the wrong ethnic food!

@@justryan1325 ok then.... Carnitas haha

@@adammueller3020 Doh! got me der! lolz!!

I am sure you've seen, and dealt with many more sever and varying incidents than some other Law Enforcement Officer have ever seen. It's a whole different world on the waters.

Sorry, but if I owned a boat, no alcohol allowed. I'll let people smoke but no beer or rum. Why add fuel to the fire...

If these spent more time going in and out. Learning how to approach the dock, not getting all crazy with the throttle, they could land their boats like a pro. Practice, practice and more practice.

@@MrJigginjim Sure, but these people are usually newbies or drunk.

@@oldschoolhawking8191 Drunk Cuban/Americans. Have a nice day.

Did not know that....

Good answer, let’s sea if it’s there, Alongside: it’s the #1 answer

Captain 👨‍✈️ Muskoka

@@flightnavigator8999 I’m sorry

Absolutely correct...slightly on the shoulder too, if possible.

Wonder if he gives lessons to those buying gloves?! 🥊🥊😂

Wonder for how long, the guy put a gun in his shorts

I don't know who he is........ but experience wins every time. He took that slot like a boss. He was the only winner.

Nice

@@jalalalap-akalala I think he meant the old guy that was third in line, not the angry dude.

He got that blood from hitting the cabin door on his own Boat ! :)

@@keithscudder7136 - Almost every time I went out sailing, I'd lose blood on something sharp or pointy. Between no wind and having to motor, to having too much wind and being heeled over, all the work and maintenance and the minor injuries, I gave up. Too much pain for minimal gain.

That's his "I.Q." ! :) Have a nice Day.

This is a state park and the man you saw was a Park Ranger/wanna be cop. He usually helps fellow boaters and sometimes defuses arguments.

@@keithscudder7136 regardless, this is a boat ramp I'd want no part of!

Where I live on the Chesapeake Bay only small fishing and water ski boats launch at ramps.

Some people work and work but still cannot afford a slip , kids + thier college etc. I will get my slip one day just not this year

@@stackfire9601 ewww, kids, and college?!?!! Don’t make me throw up…..

@@HolyDrugLord we have to produce working adults for future society you know.

I know!!! I was thinkin the same about Fred. It really is unusual for one to do that UNLESS Freds been used to getting handouts from people. He sure isnt shy thats for sure. Dept Fish/Game were to see that Im not so sure they wouldnt euthanize old Fred. As to getting run over? Liked the person who said its not his first rodeo! Haha! Im sure Fred dove for cover to avoid that prop and is just fine. Probably faking his death in hopes someone will jump in and he will get a big meal!

@@janalalewicz7385 ....or getting people as handouts.

@@janalalewicz7385 Fred actually stays away from humans and gets his food from the creek's bottom after the Dead fish are cleaned.

He's just waiting for someone to throw the other person into the water. Satisfied customers throughout time always return...😄

Someone needs to have a boom box and play the theme from Jaws when Fred is sneaking around.

Right? What the fuck was that about?

It's called hypertension. Dude was ready to have a stroke

@@thereissomecoolstuff bleed from the forehead on hypertension? Okay

@@Achisachis73 I thought it was coming from his nose. Didn't see it that good. I was to busy looking at the alligator.

@@zk9058 He hit his head when he ran down below to grab something (a gun?)

Exactly. The old guy looks like he's cleaning out his boat.

Cubans

You read my mind exactly . Up here in north central fl you have about 5 min to unload or load just the boat before you start getting a heckling , the only time the trailer and tow vehicle are on the ramp is to launch or load the boat and the dock is only for people getting on or off ,load or unload all your boat crap in the parking lot Out of the way !!!!

You are only allowed three minutes in the land of 10,000 lakes to land your boat on a trailer 😂! It’s a science. Perhaps we could give lessons…lol.

Yes it’s like 30 mins of wasted time. These people are a bunch of fools.

haha always a robalo. spot on.

That's all well and good until alcohol gets added to the equation. Then everything goes out the window. I learnt very early on in my boating escapades, boating and alcohol do not mix.

Absolutely brother. Float safe 👍

Exactly! Finally, someone gets it!

@@itchyvet u can’t control other people, whether they are drinking or not. Sure alcohol will make u do some stupid shit but that also has to do with ur maturity level. (Not u personally) what I mean is, drink responsibly and don’t waste ur time dealing with idiots! And assume everybody has a gun, just one more reason not to give these idiots the time of day! Lol

@@chrisemerson7743 And in the end, his own wife told him to sit down and she drove home !

Well he acted like he was ready at any rate.

No, he wasn't. He was never going to do anything other than make noise.

@@Carlton_Wilson Yeah, I was being facetious, but when people lose their marbles anything's possible. 😁

Fred has been hit several times and he just goes deep. He is okay as I have seen him in another Alfred's videos. Alfred made a seperate video under the Title called "Fred the Croc", go watch it !

I don't, i lived in the 80's in key west it was exactly the same. My dad's friend shot and killed another friend of ours, (his friend too actually) because he drank all the beer. No bs. I mean there was a long period of escalation but it started bc of the beer. 😳

Close the door to the rock folks of the the world. Feell sorry for If this is what the kids have to see as an example then let the crocs take..care of the hot headed drunks that would get 10 mil views and be worth every minute of time wasted on these fools.thats not a boat ramp thats a cuban moat that needs more crocs cops and gators. The snales seem to be on board

In 8 months their will be a shit ton of Haitians yay. Wtf I bet folks miss DT.

Sometimes, the squeaky wheel does NOT get the grease!

The old man was the only one of the three who actually acted with the maturity of an adult. The other 2 have less mental maturity than an average 10 year old.

Why would u let a bunch of idiots ruin ur day? If you’d sell ur boat after the 1st encounter with folks like this then u might as well sell everything and buy a cabin in the woods! Hell, I’d find a new landing first! Lol

@@chrisemerson7743 I’ve got a log home in the woods and I love idiots. Makes the solitude much more enjoyable that way when I come home. 👍

@@alquinn3562 I’m not sure about solitude but I bet the entertainment would be endless! Lol

Murder ! Murder ! Murder ! :)

He will be fine

Couldn't stop laughing at the camera-man yelling "watch-out, you're running over the crocodile... they just ran over Fred... I just witnessed a murder"... 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Clueless to nature beasts ability that surrounds.

Not a crocodile, it's a alligator

@@Hillbilly0575 nope it's a croc

All that drama no fight & ends up with a self inflicted head wound .SMDH