When my husband comes back ! Disrespected at the boat ramp ! (Chit Show)

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Жыл бұрын

Boat ramp fights should always be avoided but sometimes boaters put their foot down. In todays video we see a guy pull a fast one on two ladies and skipped the line. Lets just say one of the ladies let him have it while her husband was getting the truck.
The husband did the unthinkable in todays society. He defended the honor of his wide.
My name is Alfred Montaner Host of the Chit Show in Miami Florida.
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@TheVisforvanessa Жыл бұрын

Oyeeeee 🤣🤣🤣 For THE RECORD we have common sense but after 30 min waiting on the boat in front to literally unload and clean out all their crap we finally started to move up and that viejo freaking colo. In the end,NOBODY takes my brother in laws man card!!! Love the Chit Show! Great seeing you!

@seashackf1 Жыл бұрын

4:08 story checks out. 8 sec after boat in front pulls out you put your drink down and sprung into action. Brother in law definitely defended his man card and he’s lucky you got his back.👍

@kirkslayden834 Жыл бұрын

That's right there ain't no common sense with a lot of people are just retarded

@benedictcumberbatch4275 3 ай бұрын

Guy making a living off of other peoples drama

@markm5287 3 ай бұрын

@@benedictcumberbatch4275 And yet here you are, contributing.

@benedictcumberbatch4275 3 ай бұрын

@@markm5287 got to put the word out there

@mrdreaded8865 Жыл бұрын

Blue bikini for the win !

@wolfhawg Ай бұрын

That's for sure.

@user-mg6bw8zq1e 24 күн бұрын

🤥😁

@patrickgale6911 7 ай бұрын

Best part of that 20mins was the blue bikini. That's where u needed the zoom lens bro..😂

@williamburdine1118 Ай бұрын

The one holding down the pole 😂

@paulmorphew1520 Ай бұрын

@@williamburdine1118They're good at holding down the pole or some of them are..

@williamburdine1118 Ай бұрын

@@paulmorphew1520 you mean keeping the pole down. So it doesn't get hard. 🤣

@paulmorphew1520 Ай бұрын

@@williamburdine1118 Like the little boy caught his mom and dad. Ask what they were doing. She said she was letting the air out of it. Little boy told her it won't do no good mommy. She said why, he said because the babysitter keeps blowing it back up..

@bigkings.8804 4 ай бұрын

The guy played his card perfect. His is a well seasoned veteran of the water.

@user-ROBSTIME87121 Жыл бұрын

That's the best shot kill of the day! Blue bikini shot kill! Gotta love it!!!

@nichesound Жыл бұрын

taking back the spot he was denied was your best shots ever!!!

@kanaletumlinson Жыл бұрын

“He’s being civil, he’s been to jail before” 😂😂 Alfred talking chit hilarious bro!

@richkar9759 11 ай бұрын

The girl in the blue bikini was the show.

@cknorris3644 2 ай бұрын

One of the few good perks of getting old is realizing you don't have to be the toughest guy in the room anymore. I don't miss the ego battles.

@a.mathis9454 3 ай бұрын

“Honey, I shrunk the ship!” 😂😂

@Soily55 2 ай бұрын

Alfred I love it (The chitter run) 😂

@patrickdiehl6813 Жыл бұрын

Man card for the win! In the end the selfish lose. Much Love Alfred, epic Black Point moment🤛

@donniefleming9914 8 ай бұрын

16:24...."Why bro,why is there families in the world,bro,why?".....I laughed pretty loud on that one.

@ypaulbrown Ай бұрын

wonderful Ending......that was cool with the Suriname guests...cheers from Orlando

@Teramydog 4 ай бұрын

Old man in captains hat has a boat full of bishes - so he good.. lol

@DNA2000-8bit Ай бұрын

They had nobody in their boat, didn;t pull up to the slot to get out and started ranting like people are supposed to wait forever for them. You called this one wrong Queequeg.

@tanyasteers4802 Жыл бұрын

Why didn't the 2 ladies pull the boat forward? Common sense

@RustyR650 Жыл бұрын

Was thinking the same thing....if your that dumb you deserve to lose your spot.

@MikeRemvidas Жыл бұрын

Because they were having a Cuban cigar social talk marathon 👈🏼‼️

@klstearmer Жыл бұрын

Yep, move up in queue if you have others with you

@carpenter5575 Жыл бұрын

You answered your own comment, question, you just didn't realize it at the time

@humbertodeloscuetos1797 Жыл бұрын

To busy gossiping

@eekwibble 5 ай бұрын

"You don't get disrespected at the boat ramp" is my new go-to.

@Will97675 Жыл бұрын

I like how Alfred is alway instigating 😂

@cindyhalford8758 11 ай бұрын

2nd time lve watched this and it was still good Wow. Alfred you are the MAN

@PlymouthVT 4 ай бұрын

"Gonna lose my AARP card after this" bwhahahahaha....lol...just subbed you dude after I stopped laughing.

@robertwolfe8680 Жыл бұрын

Why are you watching the boat, that blue Bikiniis all I could see. Lol

@goodbyemr.anderson5065 5 ай бұрын

bro she was like 14 years old.

@GmanfromTexas Жыл бұрын

I would have untied the Divo’s boat and let it drift into the bay. Oh man that Captain Stubin bit had me peeing with laughter 😂

@TheVisforvanessa Жыл бұрын

That is what I wanted to do 😩🤣

@Reppie. 8 ай бұрын

Or pulled the bungs.

@GmanfromTexas 8 ай бұрын

@@Reppie. oh let’s no get that hasty 😆

@claylatour1899 5 ай бұрын

That first dude takes being a captain to the next level.

@jdc1978 6 ай бұрын

28 years ago I bought a waterfront house for $120k to avoid the ramp back then. Today with millions more living in Florida. I type this while sitting on my 10 acre ranch with no one in site. SMH. Great channel though.

@keithscudder7136 Жыл бұрын

Alfred, I think that lady in the blue bikini is purposely standing there ! She wants YOU to see it. Nice video.

@rainmaker3700 Жыл бұрын

Dude with the Vantage flats boat is living the good life!

@chynasparks1 Жыл бұрын

Good morning Chit Show, my all time favorite channel

@MrGbustamante Жыл бұрын

Man theres a guy with a black flats boat with a Verado. He always sneaks ahead of people and says "engine died" and "emergency" then he cuts to the front and laughs. He got me once but not the second time. Him and his wife always laugh as they float by, but them the motor magically starts up so he can reverse to stop.

@dynomike07 3 ай бұрын

WAIT FOR IT! YEAH, LOVE IT ALFRED!

@adamearhart1189 Жыл бұрын

The Captain hat is just don’t have words for it😮

@sargentslaughter3509 Жыл бұрын

Blue bikini is killing it!

@bailey9r 5 ай бұрын

And think, the guy with the Trophy in the rack behind the flag... he avoids all of this crap with a call "please place my boat in at 9:30 in the morning, thanks."

@izzyman256 Жыл бұрын

Alfred, polarized lens filters are like 50 bucks or less and it will be the best investment you ever made! Love the chit show bro!!!

@timothygregg2223 5 ай бұрын

Great music. Remember we can't enjoy our freedoms we have if someone didn't fight for them.

@dianesaumure9729 Жыл бұрын

So glad I heard the cat today 😂😂😂😂

@jamesmartin5306 Жыл бұрын

Love ❤ the Chit Show

@johnpoplawski9053 Жыл бұрын

Love the sound of those inboards

@sttmw 11 ай бұрын

Alfred tu m'a tué (killed me) with your explosive diarrhea joke.🤣🤣🤣

@martyolson9433 2 ай бұрын

My wife and I love watching your channel, but she gets annoyed at how much you say bro.

@rarias909 Ай бұрын

Try watching with no volume

@joanncornelius7312 Ай бұрын

Now I know how my parents felt when we used to say you dig it, man.

@mestevanejr Ай бұрын

😂😂 bruh..

@billykuhn46 Ай бұрын

Mine just said the same thing lmao

@kylerichardson1847 Ай бұрын

Makes me swipe bro

@mikefarmer7563 Жыл бұрын

First boat made me think of caddy shack and Ted Knight LOL

@bkim6300 11 ай бұрын

Gramps would own your ass. He's backed up further than you've gone forward. Respect.

@wowdad3055 Жыл бұрын

The old captain sure beat many docking at the boat ramp.

@archiebunker7688 9 ай бұрын

How come Col. Sanders not fetching chicken?

@geterdonegranny1639 Жыл бұрын

Hey! I just had a thought! I have a Kayak, I can wear a Captain’s hat! 😂😂😂

@daffyduck9901 Жыл бұрын

At the beginning The Hollies, Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress awesome song 🤙

@EmilyP17 Жыл бұрын

I play poker on line every day. Didn’t know Alfred played! Lol

@rf005 Жыл бұрын

Hi Alfred when my son sees my new Fred the Croc Blackpoint hat I know he will want one LOL.

@teresacastro8899 Жыл бұрын

Good morning, Mr.Alfred. waiit for it!!💩🤣🤣

@jamesmartin5306 Жыл бұрын

Need a dance video from the docks 😂

@johndearen5925 11 ай бұрын

The blue bikini is the money shot!

@mikebunch3443 Жыл бұрын

I googled Black Point and they have you marked on there😂

@coleytoons Жыл бұрын

The song is by "The Hollies" and its called: "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" Its a great song with interesting lyrics😆. If you or someone you know is paranoid and/or reads way too much into ANYTHING it is NOT the song for them😆🤣🤣🤣

@muddogtracker7449 Жыл бұрын

Workin for the FBI..... Sittin' in a nest of bad men Whiskey bottles piling high!!

@paulmorphew1520 Ай бұрын

I didnt have a problem with the lady in the way. Nice scenery. 😊

@MPGsavage 4 ай бұрын

you see boats everyday with the helm on the starboard I dont know why that one boat confused you haha

@i.b.brandon4977 Жыл бұрын

For a parting shot, I would send a message by trimming up the motor and give the offending boat a "prop wash bath". Sorry dude just pushing the boat up to the winch post.

@tommymorrison422 Жыл бұрын

That’s the chit runs 😂😂

@mattp334 Ай бұрын

7:17 the star of the show arrives

@forrestshadow Жыл бұрын

Never come to w&#% without your zoom, bro.

@colbyweston5035 Жыл бұрын

You need a drone for situations like this

@Honda1k Жыл бұрын

Almost all bowriders duel consoles walk-arounds you-name-it other than center consoles are controlled of the starboard side

@patherron3247 20 күн бұрын

Maybe its the boomer in me, but I'm diggin on the captain's hat. Im kinda wanting one myself now.

@Hitech82 7 күн бұрын

At different times of day..like morning 5 out of 6 are for launching. Later after 3pm 5 are for hauling out. 1 for launching

@user-br7bv4ym2u Жыл бұрын

Love your show

@AlfredMontaner Жыл бұрын

Thanks Andrew

@tonycaldwell8721 Жыл бұрын

He could be a retired Captain of a larger vessel .

@maryphelps7381 Жыл бұрын

Funny videos, Thanks! Wishing Videos as good as yours were available on Kids & Parents at Amateur equestrian events. Seems A lot have been " Lost " thru the years .😊

@CrazyCanuck23 Жыл бұрын

The old guy never did anything wrong Alfred, they should have pulled their boat forward! Either way great job!!

@seashackf1 Жыл бұрын

They were trying to. 8 sec after boat in front left, but that guy snaked them.

@lawman5511 Жыл бұрын

The Captain watched too many reruns of Gillian’s Island

@ChainsawFPV Жыл бұрын

I think when dude walked to get his truck, I would have untied his boat and moved it either behind mine, or set it free!

@kencrouch668 Жыл бұрын

So what was wrong with the young lady in the bikini?

@emojiman4560 Жыл бұрын

Long Cool Woman.... The Hollies

@III-pk3xm Жыл бұрын

Alfred that dog told you he don’t give a chit about shot killing you!!

@luxorbill269 Жыл бұрын

Absolutely! Once you get on the dock, pull it forward so no space for this to happen and it shows your intention to pull out. Blue bikini can block anytime.

@bethewalt7385 Жыл бұрын

Alfred that song is long cool woman by the Hollies

@cindyhalford8758 Жыл бұрын

It was great!!!!!

@lawman5511 Жыл бұрын

I think the dude did the right thing. A spot in the line ain’t worth getting arrested.

@BrickOvenBakery 23 күн бұрын

Welcome toooooo theeee CHIT SCHOWWWWWWW! 😂😊😅

@thedevilinthecircuit1414 Жыл бұрын

She's going to the truck to get the Louisville Slugger!

@jim-xj4ub Жыл бұрын

A captains hat and a Yamacraper so he is one screwed up boater anyway. Mercury Rules!!!!!!!

@klstearmer Жыл бұрын

Time to start using a drone for closeups. Just sayin’ 😊

@timothyboone5003 Жыл бұрын

Most open now boats have starboard side helms.

@DarbyLDillard Жыл бұрын

They should have pulled their boat forward.

@seashackf1 Жыл бұрын

They started to, but he snaked them.

@jodygivens4804 Жыл бұрын

Love the out come

@pim1234 Жыл бұрын

why are you always out of power and never have a spare battery ??

@kirkslayden834 Жыл бұрын

That is pretty cool that everybody watches all over the world 🌎 the chit show

@cliffmorain7215 Жыл бұрын

If you can see over your windshield, DON'T clean it ever. lol

@jackdaniels8751 Жыл бұрын

We gave my dad a captains hat… he wears it on his 17 ft boat… he had a 40 ft boat but he couldn’t go out on it when nobody was with him so he sold it and bought a boat he can handle by himself… now what kind of boat / hat combo you sporting ? Sounds like a lawn chair…. It’s ok, after having boats for 20 years I’m sporting a camping chair these days 😂.

@oldmanonewheel1637 Жыл бұрын

Darn you. Now I want a captain's hat. 14 ft jet boat captain.

@nichesound Жыл бұрын

two thoughts....the dude who butted may have thought the other boat was leaving to go out??? otherwise he was a total jerk...he could have asked the gals what was going on...also if the blue boat was pulling out, they should have brought it up further to negate some ahole from butting in line

@stephengreen9540 Жыл бұрын

Come on people hit the like button help Alfred

@luxorbill269 Жыл бұрын

Once we get to the dock, I start heading for truck and my wife walks it forward. She too has yelled at people that tried this move. Girl boaters won't put up with this stuff.

@garystrain2788 Жыл бұрын

Hugh Hefner at Blackpoint

@bryantg7641 11 ай бұрын

I'll bet that little flats boat with that old school pro 150 on it hauls balls !!!!

@richardsmith9872 2 ай бұрын

Man that boat would have been floating free in the water when he came back

@garypio2241 Жыл бұрын

Happy birthday

@burghstrong6878 Жыл бұрын

Creedance Clearwater!

@dancundiff3316 Жыл бұрын

80??????????? Dude, not even 65!! But close!

@cgirl111 Жыл бұрын

It's the back boats fault. They should have walked the boat forward when the spot in front opened up. Looking at the dock I would have assumed they were leaving not pulling out.

@Miamimade57 7 ай бұрын

The chit show love it brother Cuban from Hialeah in the house

@dirtybuzzard5977 Жыл бұрын

He got a strike on his man card but redeem it at the end. He handle the situation good but his Ol lady wanted to kick some Bass so he might have still gotten a couple of strikes on his man card from her .. LOL … THE CHIT SHOW.. WAIT! FOR! IT!!!.