Mistakes at Boat Ramp that Should be Avoided at all Cost ! (Chit Show)

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3 ай бұрын

Taylor Swift made me do it. Today we talk about Taylor Swift and who you should vote for.The Chit Show went political ! All in all what a crazy day at the boat ramp !
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@GmanfromTexas 3 ай бұрын

Chiefs Winn. Travis proposes. Taylor endorses Biden. It’s decided. Don’t waste your time

@burkepete110 3 ай бұрын

you forgot the rest of the conspiracy ... Swift buys team from Hunt Coach Andy retires She hires Belichick

@JVRottweil 3 ай бұрын

Probably right

@SassafrasPaul-cq7uw 3 ай бұрын

T Swift should stick to singing and over applying makeup and forget about lost Joe ( can't walk without falling or talk without putting his foot in his mouth) Biden!!

@BlackDogII Ай бұрын

Luv watching you from the great beautiful state of Wyoming! Enjoy the DOUBLE B's! Boating Bloopers ! I can handle my 18' Lund walleye and rainbow trout among others. We have steep ramps because it's a big Reservoir and water Fluctuations. And strong Azz wind up to 30mph.. Anything higher no fishing.

@GmanfromTexas Ай бұрын

@@BlackDogII thanks black dog. We get high winds here too but anything over 10 I stay home.

@amrak5028 3 ай бұрын

I just poured the coffee and turned on my laptop. Alfred has my back. Good morning

@tertiaryrain 2 ай бұрын

Bro that guy 100% needed a hug..😂😂 He could have fixed it the first time in 30 seconds when he was trying to push the boat. Just keep rocking it until it sits on the bunks level or close to it. Or he has a trailer that his boat just doesn't fit.

@marklandry3709 3 ай бұрын

Guy in the black jeep needs to sell the jeep, boat and his man card!! An hour to put your boat on the trailer, my god!!🤷🏻‍♂️

@paulboyer6455 2 ай бұрын

Just found this video and I guess this guy is an actual hero. Cant wrap my head around this captain. Gotta be his first time near water. I understand there is current and falling tide and some guy with a camera but really how can you spend more than 10 minutes at the ramp. He is obviously too deep to hold his boat straight on the trailer. This hurts for God sake go help him. If I had seen this live I would have started driving from Illinois to help end this nightmare.

@polishmasterjay 3 ай бұрын

This is my Super Bowl right here boy!!! 😂👏🔥💯

@sandrasilva7900 3 ай бұрын

That little Bayliner in the beginning sure was pumping out a ton of water from the bilge pump. Wonder if the plug was in or not?

@SARDOGFL 3 ай бұрын

Noticed. Hope he gets to the sandbar before they go down.

@thedevilinthecircuit1414 2 ай бұрын

I think that's what Cap was looking at as they drifted out of frame. "Hey...that pump sure is moving a lotta water..."

@michaelmalone6858 3 ай бұрын

Man in 2008 I loaded a 17 foot Chris in a tropical storm with two foot chop at the dock in less time!

@teresacastro8899 3 ай бұрын

Love the video, MR ALFRED. Hope y'all feel better.

@HighLowPlumbing 3 ай бұрын

I'm in Tampa and have a good size boat and want to come down south to see the waters but putting in at that ramp would be my only issue...lol I wouldn't want to be exposed on your Chit Show...lol because I know I'm a green horn on the ramps...lol

@SassafrasPaul-cq7uw 3 ай бұрын

Oh be brave! Everyone starts somewhere 😂

@wrangler065 Ай бұрын

the trick with this boat ramp is same as Anaclote park boat ramps, you have to watch tides..dead tide best time to launch or load boat because no current and tides going out and in the current is strong..this miami boat ramp is steep and makes it challenging because of steep angle and reason most boats are having problems with boat sitting right coming out is becaue they back in too far and current pushes boat because its floating over trailer. just don't back in as deep and let boat motor push it up on trailer and winch it at same time it'll sit flat..tide, current, depth of trailer is all you have to keep in mind and once you get that down the rest is a piece of keylime pie😁

@johnss449 3 ай бұрын

Wish we had a Captain Able around her to buy from. That poor guy trying to load his boat 😂. Im tired after watching 👀 all that 😂😂!!😮😮😮

@davidbennett7299 3 ай бұрын

Well, you're sounding better. I hope you and the Mrs are both 100%.

@AlfredMontaner 3 ай бұрын

Not yet but better

@antonioprado8068 3 ай бұрын

@AlfredMontaner should of told him to get a rwd 4runner like mine and he would off trusted it more than a overpricedjeep vs my white 2006 v8 4runner. Tremendo patience you have. Guy to over 1hr. I dealt with fwc and still got in and out in 15min Century 2600 4 the win baby!!! Thanks 4 posting the video

@antonioprado8068 3 ай бұрын

@@AlfredMontanerthe worst part is this is the type of moron that creates the pretty single baby momma and doesn't pay child support on the excuse that he has no money

@KHH-87 Ай бұрын

“It’s a jeep thing, you wouldn’t understand”…HA! I wouldn’t want to…. They’re quite the group…..😂

@clearwaterboating 3 ай бұрын

Coffee and Chitshow in the morning!! Can’t beat it!

@stefanhakansson7316 3 ай бұрын

Alfred ...Alfred now you save the afternoon for me, it's so cold outside, it will be fun to come with you, thanks 🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪

@ronaldwilkinson4330 3 ай бұрын

Somebody sell this guy guide Poles for his trailer!!!

@aln.4918 3 ай бұрын

Great way to start my Sunday.

@ronaldwilkinson4330 3 ай бұрын

Oh he has guide Poles BUT being so short they are vertually usless to center the boat on the trailer. I trailer a 270 Sundancer never ever have I had to refloat even once. That video was exhausting!!!!!

@madddawg1369 3 ай бұрын

Alfred brother, we need the tow boat vid!

@AlfredMontaner 3 ай бұрын

It's coming

@patrickdiehl6813 3 ай бұрын

What a hot mess that guy was trying to get his boat level on that trailer 🤣🏆🤣

@madddawg1369 3 ай бұрын

I tried launching my 16' Bay craft Trihull bass boat with my CJ-7. The Jeep is locked front and rear and with all tires wet could do it. Driving on the road the tail wagged the dog....

@SARDOGFL 3 ай бұрын

@madddawg1369 likely insufficient tongue weight.

@AlThePal78 3 ай бұрын

them sea rays are awesome boats i have a 98 180 just like that, his looks cleaner and he is making me look bad lol

@GmanfromTexas 3 ай бұрын

It is a game of inches. Deeper. Deeper.

@richardwilken2490 3 ай бұрын

He is looking because he wants a jeep cheaper that dirt 😂.

@keithscudder7136 3 ай бұрын

Hi Alfred, you got NY in the house !

@timothygregg2223 3 ай бұрын

I back all the way from the parking space sometimes down the ramp. It's like 400 ft so this guy had me in aww at how long he takes recovering his boat lol😂

@ronaldjoyce7374 3 ай бұрын

Really, even longer than that dude trying to back his boat into the water and ended up leaving without launching it? That was some great Chit, Alfred Thanks for the fun. Ron

@lyndseymarieburke1834 3 ай бұрын

Good Morning Alfred 😊

@koshstephtcb Ай бұрын

Just found your channel and Watching from Waldoboro Maine. Your channel has def educated the masses. Thanks for doing what you do. 👍

@BrendanBFree 3 ай бұрын

I reverse down the boat ramp, i unhook the boat, I put the bow line over the trailers hitch, get back in car put it in neutral, roll back and then put it in gear and glide the boat into the water. Tie the boat up to the pontoon and park the car. When I return, I get the car reverse the trailer into the water and drive the boat all the way up to the winch, leave it in gear while I attach the winch and chain, then turn the boat off trim the motor and I’m out.

@CRNFLK77 28 күн бұрын

Guy in white truck with the 2 outboard boat at 17:00 needs to get the boat ready AWAY from the ramp and THEN back it up. He's doing everything right in the way of everyone!

@seymourrackoff 3 ай бұрын

Alright!

@bethanyf5498 2 ай бұрын

I'm so invested in this, glad you kept filming.

@leonard7736 3 ай бұрын

Just curious @ 2:20 in what is that guy in the blue baseball cap doing with the work van?

@sandrasilva7900 3 ай бұрын

Jeep guy needs to just sell the boat and take up a different hobby

@sharonpierce4478 Ай бұрын

Look at the tires! Yikes!

@kevinmillington7642 Ай бұрын

As we say here in Australia all the gear and no idea 😅

@kenwright149 22 күн бұрын

Reflect the damn boat, hit the bunks level, and learn a lesson before you loose your Jeep in the drink.

@kenwright149 22 күн бұрын

Longest boat recovery ever.

@wingshooter1967 5 күн бұрын

⁠@@kenwright149WTF! This comment makes less sense than the moron with the Jeep loading his boat!?🤦🏻‍♂️🤡

@johnpoplawski9053 3 ай бұрын

Have you seen Fred the Kroc since you've been back from Germany😊

@user-zp8se6ii9i Ай бұрын

All the flipping black jeep guy has to do is have one of those guys sit in the back of the boat and hold the boat in center by the poles sticking up on the trailer. We did it all the time.

@theoldculture216 3 ай бұрын

Well, it is a jeep 😅 he will have a Christmas tree all year 😂

@HighLowPlumbing 3 ай бұрын

is this live right now ?

@perfectfitboating 3 ай бұрын

What a cool experience! So many boats! And your outfits looked so cool! 🤙

@mmaxon888 3 ай бұрын

Your CRV is front wheel drive primary with rear wheel drive assist if the computer detects wheel slippage, so they were good with traction there. I don't know if I'd use mine to pull a boat, but it's their car...

@madddawg1369 3 ай бұрын

Fred 2024!!!!

@cdc9776 27 күн бұрын

Alfred kudos for having the stamina and battery power to go the distance on todays video. Lithium is awesome!

@johnpoplawski9053 3 ай бұрын

Launching that big boat with that small truck easy pulling it out going to be a different story😂😊

@dojo1249 3 ай бұрын

Cool vid. Still say there should be high stoppers on the ramps just to kerp people from sinking there trucks.

@lyndseymarieburke1834 3 ай бұрын

Hi Symorer

@robertmcfadden7646 2 ай бұрын

Man this one was the most funniest video ever 💯😂😂😂 you had laughing to much

@AlThePal78 3 ай бұрын

I am this guy my third launch lol

@AlfredMontaner 3 ай бұрын

Trust your 4×4

@lyndseymarieburke1834 3 ай бұрын

Hi Mrak

@HiggsBJ 3 ай бұрын

Been missing the chit show vids. Hopefully it picks up soon.

@sandrasilva7900 3 ай бұрын

Jeep guy's trailer lights pigtail wasn't even plugged in

@reniercrespo2405 3 ай бұрын

Este tipo que se dedique a sacar el perrito a mear

@dpshank 3 ай бұрын

At the point of feeling sorry for the guy with the Jeep and SeaRay. Don't people ever offer to help one another.? My wife and I launch and load within 60 seconds. We all needed instruction at one time or another.

@robertfalcon6083 9 күн бұрын

lol I sub’d when your friend called on speaker and said to like and sub 😂

@RobsHandMonkey 3 ай бұрын

Did you seriously just cut away after all that time we waited? Im gonna throttle you Alfred.... taking about trigger fish...😮

@AlfredMontaner 3 ай бұрын

Didn't want to be rude

@jorgeperezdeprado8941 Ай бұрын

The sinister 16 footer strikes again...👹👹🤣🤣🤣

@ronaldclary3375 2 ай бұрын

He’s killing the gimbal in the Sterndrive also.

@SciStuff 3 ай бұрын

I think the secret is that if you don't want to be on the chit show, turn up your music real high so that Alfred can't use the clip ;) Unless of course he edits out the audio lol

@donnyjosker1980 3 ай бұрын

LOL Alfred this video has had me needing to go to my Dr to tell her I need something more for my anxiety .lol jk but no really I have been laughing my butt off you have made my day my watched Aliex video earlier today of the Kaju kayak video and yeah man he needs to just do him he can't be you and people watch Aliex because it is him and people watch you because you sir are the King ..undisputed .but great words of wisdom to Aliex ..he is a trip to watch heheh

@chrisblomquist6029 3 ай бұрын

Husband says it takes us about 2 minutes to launch and to get out

@bcbud1015 3 ай бұрын

…but you know he’s out in 30 sec.😂

@chrisblomquist6029 2 ай бұрын

@@bcbud1015 about that lmao

@fchang1201 2 ай бұрын

Hope to see Alfred dock a boat one day.

@lunam08ify Ай бұрын

They guy in the jeep has street tires and pavement princess rims on it.

@Chris38908 Ай бұрын

Definitely made people more safety minded.

@JamesBrown-hv1xu 20 күн бұрын

20 minutes that's including parking the truck 😂

@outabeat 2 ай бұрын

First of all, in today's used vehicle market.... Not new, let's just say used. For the price of that Jeep Commander, the guy could have bought a half ton pick up 4X4 - maybe even diesel, for the same price. A budget of $60-$80K for a vehicle really opens up possibilities.

@thedevilinthecircuit1414 2 ай бұрын

"Black Point is dangerous." It sure is for that toddler wandering around the ramp area and the dock by himself with no PFD on. He could be run over, he could fall off the dock and become crock bait. Perhaps his parents brought him here because they no longer want him.

@lyndseymarieburke1834 3 ай бұрын

Supper Bowl Sunday Alfred 👍🏻

@AlfredMontaner 3 ай бұрын

We talked about that Lyndsey!

@davidbennett7299 3 ай бұрын

Good morning Lyndsey,i hope all is well.

@lyndseymarieburke1834 3 ай бұрын

Good Morning David

@lyndseymarieburke1834 3 ай бұрын

We finally have enough ice on the small lakes and ponds

@davidbennett7299 3 ай бұрын

@lyndseymarieburke1834 That's awesome Lyndsey. My friend just got home, 4 hour's North of me. 18 inches to 20 inches of ice all over the lake. In Burlington we have been much warmer than normal here, no snow here as well.

@rickmendigutia6181 12 күн бұрын

Does the gator really only come with people in the water?? lol I’m new to watching your show. lol 😂

@donnyjosker1980 3 ай бұрын

finally!!!! He got it .this man didn't even get to go out to go boating . Omg I am just listening to you talk about the Heroin infested whales hahahaaa OMG !!! ALFRED HAHAAA

@lyndseymarieburke1834 3 ай бұрын

Crunch

@mitchazula Ай бұрын

Nice and authentic😂😂😂😂😂

@timframpton1965 2 ай бұрын

Prepare the boat everything on board so you put in and and get out of the way

@johnbaker4847 2 ай бұрын

Alfred, ref the Jeep Gladiator guy; WADAFUG?! 😖😤🙀

@WOLFENSTEIN37 2 ай бұрын

my 2007 fj cruiser does it all

@jameskiehm546 3 ай бұрын

We all have bad days but the guy with the black Jeep needs to sell that boat tomorrow. He’s painful to watch.

@BretCole-zr3ve 2 ай бұрын

Alfred I'm from Oregon and don't understand if the ramp is so slick why not ty off the car truck to the dock ?

@BretCole-zr3ve 2 ай бұрын

At least you don't lose a rig in the water

@gboy1298 2 ай бұрын

So do all the people in Florida stage their boats once on the ramp? In Ohio I would get cussed out if I stage my boat on the ramp. We have staging areas to do that in so we don’t tie up the ramps.

@charlesk7687 6 күн бұрын

I drive a ford maverick and put in and take out a 20ft bennington tritoon, easy peasy

@keiths.6251 3 ай бұрын

Not with the tires he has that's for sure.

@rafjaf2567 2 ай бұрын

Screw the trigger fish Alfred lets see the ending of the jeep guy.

@JamesBrown-hv1xu 20 күн бұрын

😂😂😂 some of these people shouldn't even be aloud on a boat 😂😂😂

@rickytejera6707 2 ай бұрын

Alfred Id rather pay for the truck and not use it all all then get my ear bitten off by Tyson

@JD9RX830 Ай бұрын

Why are these people backing so far in the water to load? Are you not allowed to power up on the trailer down there?

@jacobuszwanenburg1629 3 ай бұрын

If I came there with my boat I’d get Alfred here to do the job …..

@fungus4758 3 ай бұрын

Go deeper. That's all the real estate available 🤣

@SassafrasPaul-cq7uw 3 ай бұрын

Too bad the guy with the yacht spent all of his money on the boat instead of a house with a dock.....at least he knows how to get it in! 😂😂

@joeee7943 2 ай бұрын

Love the show. People that own boats need to get a lesson on how to dock boat. When I had my boat, I had self centering rollers installed and having my trailer in the water about half way in the water. And I had side poles to keep me within the poles all by myself. On the trailer writhin minutes!!!!! This guy putting his boat on needs help or sell his boat. Damn . Learn how to use a boat properly.

@butcherwoman3753 2 ай бұрын

4x4vwith low profile tires renders cripples that truck

@tanyiabailey4792 3 күн бұрын

Just wondering don’t you guys strap your boats down to the trailer for transit in Australia you can be fined if you don’t and I’m wondering about licensing because there doesn’t seem to be much skill involved with majority of the people in these videos some yes especially the commercial guys but the social boats it seems to be a free for all mess

@user-zp8se6ii9i Ай бұрын

The grunt master gonna hurt some manatees or your buddy Fred. There ain't no rush.

@gofastdodge 2 ай бұрын

For a second, i thought the boat was the trailer queen....

@corysexton3970 2 ай бұрын

I have one of the coolest comments. Let it be known chacho it was the word decision when he backed it up. It was confusion

@curtiscunningham7689 3 ай бұрын

It’s funny, always see company vehicles, & talk about helping them out getting them commercials.. reality of it is these people are probably getting fired because they’re using company vehicles & ya putting them on blast haha😂

@robertwhitey6621 Ай бұрын

The Jeep owner is just a bit water shy.

@ArthurSpencer-xk6cu Ай бұрын

You could get a ship in dry dock quicker than that guy with the black Jeep..

@krispy1k Ай бұрын

Very irritating to watch nobody offering to help. Yes it's his problem to figure out but everybody starts somewhere and every one of those boats operators has been where he is at. Edit: Finally someone helps. Good on them.

@SARDOGFL 3 ай бұрын

Dumbest of dumbarses. From destroying impeller to having trailer too deep so boat FLOATS above bunks instead of centering ON them. I seriously would sell my boat if it took that much time and effort to merely destroy engine parts and end up crooked on the trailer. That should be

@BrendanBFree 3 ай бұрын

Niche, neesh. Telling us to learn Spanish can’t even speak english

@thedevilinthecircuit1414 2 ай бұрын

HOW long have you had this channel as a public service? And people *still* refuse to tie a single dock line to the center cleat so they can control the entire boat at the dock. Idjits! Well, look at the bright side: More Chit Show!