I wonder how many times people have asked for this to happen
@The_Void0001 Жыл бұрын
Yess
@baconmaster233 Жыл бұрын
I do agree my good sir
@kevinklunder581 Жыл бұрын
The tenth time I’ve seen this comment
@1EmuFan Жыл бұрын
@@kevinklunder581 i was trying to help people suggest it
@C0wy_ Жыл бұрын
As a torontonian, i apologize for the bacon grease and vinegar guys
@SpamTongbutcool24 күн бұрын
not forgiven as i am going to help make it worse for views
@horrorrake5389 Жыл бұрын
For the people asking the narrators to do a episode together. All the compilations are them doing it together without being together.
@music-lv3dl Жыл бұрын
That is true
@horrorrake5389 Жыл бұрын
@Rach , I know right
@aviationgroundyt10 ай бұрын
18:28 looks like that dudes ass had a Vietnam war
@horrorrake538910 ай бұрын
@@aviationgroundyt. Bros in a whole different league of conversations
@aviationgroundyt10 ай бұрын
@@horrorrake5389 oh I didn’t know I was replying
@Creatorsan Жыл бұрын
I still have a older version of the Aunt Jemima bottle. My dad never discarded it as it still had a use as a syrup bottle. He just refilled it with the massive jugs of syrup that we store in our basement (In a well kept pantry) when it was empty.
@caleb4772 Жыл бұрын
People laughing at the stove/washer combo, but as someone who lives in a very old apartment with no washer and no space for one, and who doesn't have time to cook (in part because what are meal-prep days to many people are laundromat days for me), I can't imagine anything more beautiful.
@vsgfilmgroup Жыл бұрын
2:39 "I know what I've got." Yes. So does Poison Control. It's called "botulism".
@BierBart12 Жыл бұрын
I don't know why I thought this was the best video I could eat a meal to, but I have regrets Also, apparently you can just buy walk-through metal detectors online. New ones go for around 2000-4000 bucks, so that two for 1000 is a DEAL
@TXFDA Жыл бұрын
As someone into video games and the Xbox 360, I can tell you that's actually a fairly normal price for NCAA Football 14. It was the last NCAA game, and there's a really popular mod for it that people like to use that updates the rosters and uniforms for the current year. Even places like Goodwill sell 'em for $100+. Normal online places sell 'em for $300-400 easily.
@aBronyPlays Жыл бұрын
i actually had a bunk bed like one at 1:19 but my dad actually built it properly, with steps leading up to the bed instead of a ladder and it was made from wood. it did have a desk area under it, and a bookshelf style headboard.
@lovedrreid1 Жыл бұрын
It's called a loft bed.
@gothic-icarus Жыл бұрын
perks of having insomnia is seeing emkay posts early :D
@dudepop1456 Жыл бұрын
:D
@JustARandomMountain Жыл бұрын
Or you can live in another timezone :D
@1EmuFan Жыл бұрын
For me its perks of summer break (i live in a timezone where it posts during school)
@bitten2up Жыл бұрын
@@1EmuFan watch (or lesson during class
@1EmuFan Жыл бұрын
@@bitten2up i dont have a phone yet so idk how to bring an ipad to school
@baliyae Жыл бұрын
That Yoda doll is ripped. “Lift, bro, do you even?”
@vsgfilmgroup Жыл бұрын
While I would never buy food on Craigslist, I love seeing people list food on Craigslist.
@-_Nifi_-7 ай бұрын
I’d buy some food from Craigslist then sell it again to see if anyone is stupid enough to buy it again
@GredelsRage Жыл бұрын
I bought 10lbs of jelly belly jelly beans once. I was high af and couldn't decide so i bought like 3 lbs of the ones i liked and a lb of others. Was kinda crazy. I still find old jelly bellys in the back of my closet.
@dudepop1456 Жыл бұрын
It's so funny the part where there's an actual person looking for a crackhead
@JacobL228 Жыл бұрын
1:00:16 That's a cropped picture of Michelangelo's _Creation of Adam_ , the painting on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.
@officialbozo Жыл бұрын
'Vintage Toilet From Macdonalds 1965 Vietnam War' looks like the spicy new sneek peek to a new howtobasic video also how can you not laugh at a title like that and the image attached
@NekoColaQ Жыл бұрын
12:36 I love the censor on the dog in this one
@glockenwise Жыл бұрын
19:16 actual respect for this dude
@SilverAceOfSpades Жыл бұрын
This lucky bastard here starts T today!
@bjmccann1 Жыл бұрын
Congratulations!!!
@Arcanist_Gaming Жыл бұрын
24:49 Not gonna lie, I _adore_ the evil-looking goat. One Baphomet goat, please lmao
@pootissandvich74639 ай бұрын
"Grandfather clock without the clock" My tiny peanut brain: heehoo grandfather
@Ra1ndr0p Жыл бұрын
17:28 yeah that is snake shed. You can use it to make cool necklaces though.
@yuzuruizumieggy Жыл бұрын
Video 8 of asking all narrators, Slazo and Kenny to narrate in one single video
@realjettlag Жыл бұрын
33:00 The Brief Jerky was a joke item made by Mixed Species, a group of rad guys who are comics, artists, musicians, and just really good, creative dudes. I've known them for...holy cow, FIFTEEN years, now. I did some laundry this morning that included my Mixed Species "Radicool" shirt because, yes, I still wear it. Do check out these awesome and very nice guys.
@maddythelion5 ай бұрын
I tried googling them and nothing came up. Do they have a website or KZfaq channel etc?
@10percent4DaBigGuy Жыл бұрын
the PBC pipe bed would actually be strong coming to think about it
@prodbytarantino Жыл бұрын
“I want to hear you fart from the front” is some of the wildest shit I’ve ever read😭
@realjettlag Жыл бұрын
I can only guess it's a kid who's only heard schoolboy rumors of what goes on with girls *down there* and he thinks he's being edgy and naughty.
@supermarionoobs2639 Жыл бұрын
To be fair... that is a PERFECT Dorito.
@TheoddLedgend Жыл бұрын
The Cheetos ordeal is from when Cheetos did this thing where you send them unique Cheetos shapes that anyone finds and a winner would be chosen for a prize that I forget
@Cinnamon_Fox_Official Жыл бұрын
Another awesome emkay video! Edit: why thank you kind kind John M. Emkay for thy heart
@elgato3767 Жыл бұрын
1:20 That is literally every Lego Technic set.
@branson12345 Жыл бұрын
Now I know what will happen when he takes me out of the basement
@FeedEgg11 ай бұрын
What kind of fu$@ed up monster turns their dead dog into a carpet? We need a special machine that fires terrible people into the sun at a high rate of speed.
@gabbieblue Жыл бұрын
im just here to point out the description says r/comedyheaven instead of r/crackheadcraigslist, i will now return to listening to emkay compilations as background noise and playing minecraft
@JoyOfCreativeService Жыл бұрын
Yo I'm playing Minecraft too
@gabbieblue Жыл бұрын
@@JoyOfCreativeService ayo
@maccajft96169 ай бұрын
It's a new level of broke when your offering to sell ypur dead sisters smelly used knickers. That had me laughing so hard.
@ColCoal Жыл бұрын
There is a quote that describes my sentiment to the 🦍 gorilla. “I doubt that you can, but intrigued that you might.”
@Femaiden Жыл бұрын
i'm starting wonder if some people create these just for the meme. . .like the "tell" is when they say "no lowballs, i know what i have"
@ChesterManfred Жыл бұрын
Banana, shroom and Jesus? Take my money.
@Thomas_Everman Жыл бұрын
21:39 Fun fact: If your Ferrari is in the shop, some shops in Eurpoe will give you a custom Fiat 500 with Ferrari badges as a courtesy car.
@samsaverino8159 Жыл бұрын
Did that person not realize 2$ bills are a thing? People blow my mind, ive also heard of 2 separate occasions where people have had cops called and where arrested for using counterfeit money because the person working the cash register never heard of a 2$ bill. The one was a poor girl trying to pay for luch at school.
@GunsAndAmmo38 ай бұрын
It is crazy to me that people have never heard of $2 notes
@smartduck904 Жыл бұрын
You know we all want that Victorian baby yeet machine
@willow_rayne66786 ай бұрын
As someone from the Hoosier state....there's an awful lot coming from here. I'd ask wtf is wrong with people, but I stopped questioning the sanity of those around me in this state a long time ago.
@gachabloxgirl3958 Жыл бұрын
I would buy that dorito if it comes with warranty that it does not get bitten vertically
@panzerwolf49410 ай бұрын
Man, I wish my boss put an add out for it and I'd post it here. We have a shitty, beat up, 8 year old floor scrubber that barely runs let alone does its job. By boss told me "you know, if you think about it it's in pretty good shape all things considered". Yeah, because we had to replace all the batteries and electronics. The only thing original is the shell. And it still doesn't work for shit
@machinegunangel3 ай бұрын
The guy cleaning smoking pieces for free is a legend!!
@samsaverino8159 Жыл бұрын
That dude that got the stolen tv that just displayed a menu more than likely is a 100% normal functioning tv with a usb drive plugged in to make ot show the menu. If he pulled out the little tumb drive it would work normally.
@RobinBeirne Жыл бұрын
"Mac and cheese comes out of a box" is the most American take 😂
@AmbroseArietes4 ай бұрын
the bacon grease one is a southern nightmare
@samsimington556311 ай бұрын
0:48 Jesus Christ! That's WAY too creepy to be art 😨
@Aviationlife408 Жыл бұрын
You should do another accidental racism one. That was really funny and there aren’t enough videos about it.
@samsaverino8159 Жыл бұрын
Believe it or not that right hand drive kit is used by some USPS drivers in rural areas so they don't need to get out of the vehicle. I've seen a post office worker on a midsize SUV with a setup identical to that.
@GunsAndAmmo38 ай бұрын
"I know I'm gay and can't do math but" 😂😂😂 this is a great quote and a great video from great channel
@larkhaven1582 Жыл бұрын
i want those ramen/noodle seasonings though
@ninagrosh Жыл бұрын
24:46 the brim with no Yankee
@r0tten.b0y Жыл бұрын
This is the sub that makes me laugh hysterically
@thesnuckiscool Жыл бұрын
Those people have nothing else to do exept selling trash that they don't want man
@minecraftexpertstudios736810 ай бұрын
This video is essentially "Bruh" at everything people are selling online
@lvucs Жыл бұрын
45:07 that car looks well made enough, take my money bro
@leahbender7032 Жыл бұрын
Let's be very serious, we all want that bar of copper. Or at least I do!
@j.p.69326 ай бұрын
16:02 That’s not bad. Back when everyone still had landlines (so like late 90’s - early 2000’s), I was planning to move into this loft with exposed brick and thought a pay phone would be a cool piece of kitsch for my landline, but they were ridiculously expensive. I don’t think I saw one listed below $300 as a starting bid.
@Lyladagger02Ай бұрын
Okay but the wasp nest decoy is definitely good to help keep REAL WASPS away.
@joelhemphill8005 Жыл бұрын
37:19 As someone from the Seattle-area, while a bit steep/silly, I can 100% imagine some Seahawk fans paying $3 for a pen. Not most people.... but some. Also, a bit weird that it isn't in the seahawk colors.
@crazyjake2016 Жыл бұрын
The r/crackheadcraigslist compilation has come and I like it. I like things like r/crackheadcraigslist. Please make more videos like this.
@strawberrylemonadelioness7 ай бұрын
I fell asleep with this video on and the blue jean couch was in my dreams
@alexia35528 ай бұрын
Note to anyone: Please don't burn furniture (or anything except aged firewood). The plastics, glues, pressure-treated lumber, etc etc etc in furniture can cause health issues for people within wind-range of you, not to mention those chemicals are often carcinogenic when burned. The range for the smoke is often quite a bit farther than you think, I'm talking thousands of feet, if not miles.
@elizabethhart243410 ай бұрын
"Bought it just dont want it anymore "😂😂😂😂
@j.p.69326 ай бұрын
24:41 1) it’s way too low to be a coffee table; 2) it’s too small to be a coffee table, 3) it’s not industrial, it’s just homemade with crappy parts, 4) it doesn’t have a diameter at all - it’s a triangle!
@Brickwall4769 Жыл бұрын
Tbh the Walmart key is probably the most useful item
@VioletxSkies4 ай бұрын
0:53 the maternity belly button ring is for girls who already have the piercing so it doesn't close up while they're pregnant
@lawierdwitch10 ай бұрын
i'm just crying over the dog carpet, wth... my week is more ruined than I ever imagined it could
@-Ring_Leader_Ruckus10 ай бұрын
Okay, if no one noticed that, SOMEONE LITERALLY USED FURSUIT EYE BLANKS FOR THE JESUS STATUE THAT WATCHES YOU-
@eggnogalcoholic4 ай бұрын
12:43 THEY CENSORED OUT THE DOG’S FACE TO PROTECT HIS IDENTITY 😭
@markivantv4395 Жыл бұрын
I was going to study until I saw this, I'm going to watch every emkay video now. This is better than studying.
@paqlallaqldifi122_7 Жыл бұрын
no shit anything is
@ms.magenta Жыл бұрын
chill emkay videos to study/relax to
@luckylmj Жыл бұрын
13:10 I recognize that bottle. It's an apple juice bottle. With the label removed and replaced with pepsi. Why someone would create this, I have no idea
@lethalwolf7455 Жыл бұрын
Lmao at the $2 bills fake movie money
@mokou2526 Жыл бұрын
I'd buy that dorito just to flex on my friends.
@juliusrule6216 Жыл бұрын
DO IT.
@AnekoGT Жыл бұрын
8:29 looks more like Kirby than Slave 1 tbh
@OtterPxp Жыл бұрын
2:03 I'd buy that for myself and eat the whole thing in one sitting
@thisisdvd80944 ай бұрын
20:49 this is from a school bus, it's that little stop sign on the side that swings out.
@Metaljacket42011 ай бұрын
1:13 Actually not that bad pvc is quite strong plumbing code often requires filling drain stacks to the top with water. Considering the price of that pvc pipe is like $3/foot and each of those fittings cost anywhere from $5-10. Plus pvc is used in commercial buildings because it's fire resistant.
@keithosborn447311 ай бұрын
It says Picasso but starry night is definitely a van Gogh painting he painted inside a mental institution
@pleasegetajob8 ай бұрын
spit on it paw paw is never leaving my brain now. emmmmkay lol
@mari-du7wl3 ай бұрын
For jack,no nfl ballpoint pens are super common, hell they give them away for free sometimes, i wonder if rugby pens are also common
@TheCollectorMagnolia Жыл бұрын
I want a quirky haunted mask. That’s it, that’s the comment.
@RainbowFlowerCrow11 ай бұрын
18:56 I love seeing Corner Gas references in the wild!
@buddyy955811 ай бұрын
The perfect derito made me smile ☺️☺️☺️☺️
@VRGamerczАй бұрын
oyster jello casserol. Now i have seen everything.
@Courdorygirl Жыл бұрын
alright, I have to pause at 1:03 and comment. That is a shoe from the Krewe of Muses, which is their signature throw, hand decorated by the members and passed off the floats to friends and family. They can actually be valuable.
@BearBeatzu Жыл бұрын
That dudes ex-wife was a snake. That’s a really funny pun
@simslayer7352 Жыл бұрын
42:05 you’d be surprised the money you could sell that for given wood prices nowadays.
@j.p.69326 ай бұрын
11:56 I’m actually surprised they didn’t make it a regular thing if it was really that popular. They should at least bring it around once a year like the McRib
@RyanStonedonCanadianGaming Жыл бұрын
The yankee with no brim 15:13 The brim with no yankee 24:46
@HolyCarp0 Жыл бұрын
the image at 7:00 i saw about half a year ago, and it was simply titled "воскресло" which is a pun in russian that features the word itself which translates to "revived" and synonyms of it? and the second word is "кресло" which is a word for a chair or a chair with pillow padding and the first time i saw it, it was hilarious
@smileymalaise Жыл бұрын
Spit on it, pawpaw
@P4p4Smurf9 ай бұрын
$2 bills are a thing genius
@olliesstopmotion64816 ай бұрын
2:43 NAH WHO LET PLANKTON COOK 🤯🤯
@Millieror6411 ай бұрын
1:12 this reminds me of the bed they make in the movie "Stepbrothers"
@skaviouz5 ай бұрын
24:46 I am awake, that's the brim to a previous "yankee" cap without brim.
@sssshhhh317 Жыл бұрын
At least half of those offers are offers.
@DinoLoverGaming Жыл бұрын
6:49 YOU DON'T JUST HAVE THAT, LET ALONE TWO OF THEM