All the narrators should do a video together

As a torontonian, i apologize for the bacon grease and vinegar guys

For the people asking the narrators to do a episode together. All the compilations are them doing it together without being together.

I still have a older version of the Aunt Jemima bottle. My dad never discarded it as it still had a use as a syrup bottle. He just refilled it with the massive jugs of syrup that we store in our basement (In a well kept pantry) when it was empty.

People laughing at the stove/washer combo, but as someone who lives in a very old apartment with no washer and no space for one, and who doesn't have time to cook (in part because what are meal-prep days to many people are laundromat days for me), I can't imagine anything more beautiful.

2:39 "I know what I've got." Yes. So does Poison Control. It's called "botulism".

I don't know why I thought this was the best video I could eat a meal to, but I have regrets Also, apparently you can just buy walk-through metal detectors online. New ones go for around 2000-4000 bucks, so that two for 1000 is a DEAL

As someone into video games and the Xbox 360, I can tell you that's actually a fairly normal price for NCAA Football 14. It was the last NCAA game, and there's a really popular mod for it that people like to use that updates the rosters and uniforms for the current year. Even places like Goodwill sell 'em for $100+. Normal online places sell 'em for $300-400 easily.

i actually had a bunk bed like one at 1:19 but my dad actually built it properly, with steps leading up to the bed instead of a ladder and it was made from wood. it did have a desk area under it, and a bookshelf style headboard.

perks of having insomnia is seeing emkay posts early :D

That Yoda doll is ripped. “Lift, bro, do you even?”

While I would never buy food on Craigslist, I love seeing people list food on Craigslist.

I bought 10lbs of jelly belly jelly beans once. I was high af and couldn't decide so i bought like 3 lbs of the ones i liked and a lb of others. Was kinda crazy. I still find old jelly bellys in the back of my closet.

It's so funny the part where there's an actual person looking for a crackhead

1:00:16 That's a cropped picture of Michelangelo's _Creation of Adam_ , the painting on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

'Vintage Toilet From Macdonalds 1965 Vietnam War' looks like the spicy new sneek peek to a new howtobasic video also how can you not laugh at a title like that and the image attached

12:36 I love the censor on the dog in this one

19:16 actual respect for this dude

This lucky bastard here starts T today!

24:49 Not gonna lie, I _adore_ the evil-looking goat. One Baphomet goat, please lmao

"Grandfather clock without the clock" My tiny peanut brain: heehoo grandfather

17:28 yeah that is snake shed. You can use it to make cool necklaces though.

Video 8 of asking all narrators, Slazo and Kenny to narrate in one single video

33:00 The Brief Jerky was a joke item made by Mixed Species, a group of rad guys who are comics, artists, musicians, and just really good, creative dudes. I've known them for...holy cow, FIFTEEN years, now. I did some laundry this morning that included my Mixed Species "Radicool" shirt because, yes, I still wear it. Do check out these awesome and very nice guys.

the PBC pipe bed would actually be strong coming to think about it

“I want to hear you fart from the front” is some of the wildest shit I’ve ever read😭

To be fair... that is a PERFECT Dorito.

The Cheetos ordeal is from when Cheetos did this thing where you send them unique Cheetos shapes that anyone finds and a winner would be chosen for a prize that I forget

Another awesome emkay video! Edit: why thank you kind kind John M. Emkay for thy heart

1:20 That is literally every Lego Technic set.

Now I know what will happen when he takes me out of the basement

What kind of fu$@ed up monster turns their dead dog into a carpet? We need a special machine that fires terrible people into the sun at a high rate of speed.

im just here to point out the description says r/comedyheaven instead of r/crackheadcraigslist, i will now return to listening to emkay compilations as background noise and playing minecraft

It's a new level of broke when your offering to sell ypur dead sisters smelly used knickers. That had me laughing so hard.

There is a quote that describes my sentiment to the 🦍 gorilla. “I doubt that you can, but intrigued that you might.”

i'm starting wonder if some people create these just for the meme. . .like the "tell" is when they say "no lowballs, i know what i have"

Banana, shroom and Jesus? Take my money.

21:39 Fun fact: If your Ferrari is in the shop, some shops in Eurpoe will give you a custom Fiat 500 with Ferrari badges as a courtesy car.

Did that person not realize 2$ bills are a thing? People blow my mind, ive also heard of 2 separate occasions where people have had cops called and where arrested for using counterfeit money because the person working the cash register never heard of a 2$ bill. The one was a poor girl trying to pay for luch at school.

You know we all want that Victorian baby yeet machine

As someone from the Hoosier state....there's an awful lot coming from here. I'd ask wtf is wrong with people, but I stopped questioning the sanity of those around me in this state a long time ago.

I would buy that dorito if it comes with warranty that it does not get bitten vertically

Man, I wish my boss put an add out for it and I'd post it here. We have a shitty, beat up, 8 year old floor scrubber that barely runs let alone does its job. By boss told me "you know, if you think about it it's in pretty good shape all things considered". Yeah, because we had to replace all the batteries and electronics. The only thing original is the shell. And it still doesn't work for shit

The guy cleaning smoking pieces for free is a legend!!

That dude that got the stolen tv that just displayed a menu more than likely is a 100% normal functioning tv with a usb drive plugged in to make ot show the menu. If he pulled out the little tumb drive it would work normally.

"Mac and cheese comes out of a box" is the most American take 😂

the bacon grease one is a southern nightmare

0:48 Jesus Christ! That's WAY too creepy to be art 😨

You should do another accidental racism one. That was really funny and there aren’t enough videos about it.

Believe it or not that right hand drive kit is used by some USPS drivers in rural areas so they don't need to get out of the vehicle. I've seen a post office worker on a midsize SUV with a setup identical to that.

"I know I'm gay and can't do math but" 😂😂😂 this is a great quote and a great video from great channel

i want those ramen/noodle seasonings though

24:46 the brim with no Yankee

This is the sub that makes me laugh hysterically

Those people have nothing else to do exept selling trash that they don't want man

This video is essentially "Bruh" at everything people are selling online

45:07 that car looks well made enough, take my money bro

Let's be very serious, we all want that bar of copper. Or at least I do!

16:02 That’s not bad. Back when everyone still had landlines (so like late 90’s - early 2000’s), I was planning to move into this loft with exposed brick and thought a pay phone would be a cool piece of kitsch for my landline, but they were ridiculously expensive. I don’t think I saw one listed below $300 as a starting bid.

Okay but the wasp nest decoy is definitely good to help keep REAL WASPS away.

37:19 As someone from the Seattle-area, while a bit steep/silly, I can 100% imagine some Seahawk fans paying $3 for a pen. Not most people.... but some. Also, a bit weird that it isn't in the seahawk colors.

The r/crackheadcraigslist compilation has come and I like it. I like things like r/crackheadcraigslist. Please make more videos like this.

I fell asleep with this video on and the blue jean couch was in my dreams

Note to anyone: Please don't burn furniture (or anything except aged firewood). The plastics, glues, pressure-treated lumber, etc etc etc in furniture can cause health issues for people within wind-range of you, not to mention those chemicals are often carcinogenic when burned. The range for the smoke is often quite a bit farther than you think, I'm talking thousands of feet, if not miles.

"Bought it just dont want it anymore "😂😂😂😂

24:41 1) it’s way too low to be a coffee table; 2) it’s too small to be a coffee table, 3) it’s not industrial, it’s just homemade with crappy parts, 4) it doesn’t have a diameter at all - it’s a triangle!

Tbh the Walmart key is probably the most useful item

0:53 the maternity belly button ring is for girls who already have the piercing so it doesn't close up while they're pregnant

i'm just crying over the dog carpet, wth... my week is more ruined than I ever imagined it could

Okay, if no one noticed that, SOMEONE LITERALLY USED FURSUIT EYE BLANKS FOR THE JESUS STATUE THAT WATCHES YOU-

12:43 THEY CENSORED OUT THE DOG’S FACE TO PROTECT HIS IDENTITY 😭

I was going to study until I saw this, I'm going to watch every emkay video now. This is better than studying.

13:10 I recognize that bottle. It's an apple juice bottle. With the label removed and replaced with pepsi. Why someone would create this, I have no idea

Lmao at the $2 bills fake movie money

I'd buy that dorito just to flex on my friends.

8:29 looks more like Kirby than Slave 1 tbh

2:03 I'd buy that for myself and eat the whole thing in one sitting

20:49 this is from a school bus, it's that little stop sign on the side that swings out.

1:13 Actually not that bad pvc is quite strong plumbing code often requires filling drain stacks to the top with water. Considering the price of that pvc pipe is like $3/foot and each of those fittings cost anywhere from $5-10. Plus pvc is used in commercial buildings because it's fire resistant.

It says Picasso but starry night is definitely a van Gogh painting he painted inside a mental institution

spit on it paw paw is never leaving my brain now. emmmmkay lol

For jack,no nfl ballpoint pens are super common, hell they give them away for free sometimes, i wonder if rugby pens are also common

I want a quirky haunted mask. That’s it, that’s the comment.

18:56 I love seeing Corner Gas references in the wild!

The perfect derito made me smile ☺️☺️☺️☺️

oyster jello casserol. Now i have seen everything.

alright, I have to pause at 1:03 and comment. That is a shoe from the Krewe of Muses, which is their signature throw, hand decorated by the members and passed off the floats to friends and family. They can actually be valuable.

That dudes ex-wife was a snake. That’s a really funny pun

42:05 you’d be surprised the money you could sell that for given wood prices nowadays.

11:56 I’m actually surprised they didn’t make it a regular thing if it was really that popular. They should at least bring it around once a year like the McRib

The yankee with no brim 15:13 The brim with no yankee 24:46

the image at 7:00 i saw about half a year ago, and it was simply titled "воскресло" which is a pun in russian that features the word itself which translates to "revived" and synonyms of it? and the second word is "кресло" which is a word for a chair or a chair with pillow padding and the first time i saw it, it was hilarious

Spit on it, pawpaw

$2 bills are a thing genius

2:43 NAH WHO LET PLANKTON COOK 🤯🤯

1:12 this reminds me of the bed they make in the movie "Stepbrothers"

24:46 I am awake, that's the brim to a previous "yankee" cap without brim.

At least half of those offers are offers.

6:49 YOU DON'T JUST HAVE THAT, LET ALONE TWO OF THEM

In my country they sell a Gas Station, online