I love non political twitter and the emkay team

Fun fact: beavers do in fact hear water and think "absolutely not". Scientists did an experiment with this. If you play the sound of running water, beavers will go to cover the speaker.

Fun fact: When a medical term ends with "-itis" it means it is inflammed. Like for example Dermatitis, it literally means Skin Inflammed.

53:27 Fun Fact: The guy who made that tweet has posted about 12,600 times since he made that tweet, and since it's been 500 days (exactly, which is very cool) since he made that tweet, that guy has STILL posted about 25 tweets per day since he made that tweet. He is still on the same spiritual level of a functional alcoholic.

I've always had really bad allergies so the one about the biggest fear being getting kidnapped with a stuffed nose and having tape of your mouth is literally something I've been worrying about since I was like 10. I grew up in a paranoid house . It's still a fear that randomly pops up in my head

Fun fact! The reason "night cold" is much more comfortable than "morning cold," is that your body has to drop a few degrees in temperature before you can fall asleep. So, by sleeping in a cold room, you're actually helping yourself fall asleep faster.

I had a colorblind coworker and I asked what color spectrum could he see. He looked up some colorblind test pictures and pointed out what he saw. A skittles image looked all the same color to him. Another slightly different colored (but same photo) with more contrast, he could see some different (as in their actual color), and the pastel colored skittles, he said he could identify all. I thanked him for his point of view and never brought it up again

Fun fact: Brad Huffington was a real man in the navy who lost a leg in an accident. He’d apparently mentioned his wife to someone during the incident

Fun fact: AMP there is actually a wedding chant. We scream "bitter, bitter!" so newlyweds will sweeten it up with a kiss. Then we count out loud how long will their kiss last.

As an IT Tech, my latest internalized rage was when a user asked me what to do about the pop up on their screen... remote in to check on it... it's a pop up telling them the update is done, and to restart for changes to take effect.

0:21 Bro is gonna get the "How did we get here?" achievement after drinking all of that glass.

I know the difference between being happy and distracting yourself from sadness all too well

Robin makes relatable and sometimes deep videos about the state of the world. Jack is a children's show host slowly going insane.

Fun fact: horses are named like boats for shows because we’re weirdos who want out horses to have cool stage names

Jack realizing for the first time that the little piggy ain't coming back from the market is far too funny XD

2:38, scientist actually tested this. they don't SEE flowing water and think absolutely not, they HEAR flowing water and think absolutely not.

18:30 As a former mall employee, lemme dispell this one for ya: Malls get the cars inside through what's called an 'anchor store", which is basically just one of the department stores that are in the outward facing side of the building with doors directly into the store through to the mall (they are called that because they usually sign contracts with the mall owners for so long that the store is basically 'anchored' in place). When they need to move a car in or out, they will have the anchor store clear their sales floor from their doorway to the entrance to the inner mall, and the store will usually have a style of door that accommodates a car (there are lots of different designs that hide their purpose pretty well actually). Someone (or a group) will wheel the car in very slowly and set it up where it'll stay for literal years, because once it's there no one wants to move it again.

I'm mad cause someone said strawberries don't have a scent. First off, they do. Second off, I can totally agree that the "strawberry scent" does not nearly match what strawberries actually smell like.

The "cars in the mall" thing is so true. I couldn't figure it out as a kid, so I decided that they probably built it in the mall like IKEA furniture.

34:09 "Here at Apeture Science, we put milk powder in your milk! That's 65% more milk per milk!"

3:03 okay this is actually super easy to fix, just press it flat in the bottom of the container and cut it like brownies.

There's this IT guy in my school who rides around on a scooter (the schools pretty big) and every time he passes some kids to fix a computer or something, all the kids chant "scooter man" over and over again, after they go like "ahh scooter man, such a hero" and it's amazing

Studied medicine for 6 years and became a DJ? Now that's what I call a spin doctor. I'll see myself out.

21:03 Died laughing because of the sonic fan dub reference, had to watch it again

OH MY GOD!!!! My man you have made my day with the whole color-blind rant. Me and all my friends are colorblind and when we are at a party and someone brings up colorblindness we jump into action! One of my freinds says to the person “wait?!? Your not color-blind!?!” Then we all at once ask what the color of our shirt is. It is the best thing ever.

5:42 my uncle got his son a knockoff Beyblade one Christmas. The locking bit had a Digimon, the bottom was a solid piece, and it played 'It's A Small World After All' When it spin for some reason. I assembled him a genuine one so we could play together. The knockoff took offence to this when they clashed, broke in half horizontally, and launched itself at my face, missing by millimeters. One of our fondest memories.

“I’m 26, and what have I done? Nothing.” Wrong. You make my day. You make me laugh. You give me something to watch. You’re epic

8:18 when I was like six (I have no memory of this btw) apparently I told my sisters friend about people that lived under my slide and said their names and continued to say how they don’t like to be talked to

1:04:25 the fact that in the list of colours, they put blue when he said purple and purple when he said blue is hilarious to me, I'm tired

17:30 That mindset of mine about being all nice and a role-model worker for a company SHATTERED when I took a step back and realized that I was TOO good and efficient at my position because the other shift had FOUR people doing the position I was doing ALONE. Eventually I worked myself a bit too hard and moved a bit too quick, I hurt my back at a really young age, and instead of getting any kind of compensation for it from the company, I got fired and blacklisted. I still go into new jobs with a fair amount of enthusiasm and good work ethic... But I'm fully aware and conscious of the fact that as long as I'm just a regular worker, that I'm never required to go above and beyond in my performance, and that I'd easily be replaceable if ever a place decides to let me go. A kid I work with at my current job, that has worked there a bit longer than myself, seems to have not discovered or experienced this yet, so he often tells me about how stressed he is about even so much as missing a day for a minor sickness, and ALSO makes comments towards me when I take a day out myself. WORK IS IMPORTANT YES... But nothing is ever worth breaking your back over, so don't feel bad about taking a day off once or twice man. Take care of yourself.

34:56 Morning cold's worse because your body temperature decreases when you're asleep. You go to bed warmer than you wake up, so the same temperature can feel radically different depending on the circumstance.

10:11 failboat quote

Non political twitter is a perfect twitter!

12:30 That's the case for most interior doors, but front doors tend to only go down. So those people were likely legitimately stuck.

"mother nature is an a hole for not letting us be pillows" speaking as a chubby person, I am very soft according to friends that have sat on me before (I was perfectly fine with it. No longer friends but still) and my cat agrees. You absolutely can be a pillow you just need to be specific

8:29 what makes this creepier is there's a guy in the navy named brad huffington...

I love it when companies respond back to things mentioning them, either negatively or positively. It’s just funny to me to imagine them looking up their names and scrolling through endless tweets.

6:30 in addition; character b (the one discovering the wound) must be A: a member of character a’s found family, B:a love interest, or C: the rival/antagonist, who will stop fighting them once they realize they’re injured, then patch up their wound once they’ve found a safe place and the two will grow a bond.

54:30 HOW DID I NEVER REALIZE THAT BUTCHER WAS TALLER THAN HOMELANDER WHAT

12:32 Did she just get out of an anime battle?

Damn, I didn’t know Robin’s definition of “nothing” included voicing a character for the single most popular horror game of 2022.

I get so happy when Emkay makes long videos like these 😁

51:53 might be a bit too relatable

9:03 *MARISA STOLE THE PRECIOUS RAM* no like seriously look at that profile picture and tell me you aren’t thinking of that

I once answered the door buck naked eating an apple to greet Jehovah Witnesses and asked if they want a bite. I haven't a knock on my front door in over a decade.

Michael Reeves actually made the roomba that swears. Really good video made by one of the best crack fueled engineers on youtube.

0:52 im so dumb its supposed to sound like “Im never going to make-a this record!”

25:40 oh i actually know what to do here, lotion as much as possible and eventually it will come out also it will be discolored for a few weeks. and don't ask how i know this

wait, I’m NOT the only one who worries about being kidnapped and my mouth forced shut while my nose is blocked?? I thought that was way too oddly specific for anyone else to share that fear.

The thing about horses is that when they’re registered with a breed registry or something similar they need to have a unique name so the documentation is easier for everyone involved. There are a lot of horses, and not a lot of names, so at some point people had to start getting creative. Some horses have a show name and a home or barn name, so their owners might call them bonkus but they’re registered as bonklebottom greenhouse because bonkus was taken already when they were filling out the paperwork.

how do you feel plumberboy *pours hot grease into sink* plumberboy: super rich

2:55 my vegan mother was disturbed by this for obvious reasons.

In terms of the sex thing, I straight up ask. Like, I lead into it with conversation, and stuff, but when I was getting ready to take the next step with my now wife (she was my girlfriend at the time, I'm afab and trans), I specifically asked her if she was okay with it. I repeatedly asked what she was comfortable with, if she'd want to be partially clothed, if there were certain things that were off limits/only certain things she was comfortable with, and made it very clear that she did not have to feel pressured. It was her first time, and apparently she felt very comfortable and had felt less awkward than she ever thought she would be. She had an overly touchy dad and a close call with an uncle, so she was happy that I had decided to talk with her and get to know what she liked. Remember, consent is sexy. Communication is sexy. Taking a "stop" as stop and a "no" as no, is sexy. Be respectful, be responsible, and make sure that whoever you're fucking is happy.

11:40 But strawberries do have a scent, they should both get their nose checked

The "Tape your mouth shut while you have a stuffy nose" one really is a fear I always have too anytime I have even mild allergies

7:14 using a slice or two in a smoothie is also great, literally no flavor from the avocado, and it adds a creamy texture

13:21 Omg I just realized it when Jack said it as well...

14:17 as an aircraft mechanic not even close to everything has to work properly for the plane to be safe. Plus in a commercial jetliner they can glide for a long distance especially considering cruising altitude is 30k feet. I can guarantee that every single plane you’ve been on has had at least 2 or 3 things not fully operational, but the systems are so redundant that it’s still perfectly safe to fly. Realistically the only things really required to stay in a controlled flight is hydraulics, the wings, and a power source (either at least 1 engine, the APU (a secondary, smaller turbine engine that produces no thrust but instead acts as a generator), or the ram air turbine (a deployable fan that uses wind to create power). In the event of cabin depressurization you have the emergency oxygen masks, and theres mechanical backup for the landing gear in most cases. Aviation is the safest way to travel by far and theres nothing to worry about.

malls have "delivery" entrances, that are the size of garage doors, and work the same way, you literally just drive the car into the mall through said doors, and then navigate through the "employee only" sections till you get to the food court's employee entrance, which is also usually large AF, from there you just drive the car through the mall.

“tweet, tweet eat the bird”

26:27 for real, this was in in the exact same manner not 10 minutes earlier. Man i can see how much effort has been put into these. That even i can remember this and my memory fucking sucks.

Robin, you have done a lot and you are one of my inspirations to want to narrate and voice act, so keep up the good work

0:29 that Fairly Oddparents reference caught me off gaurd

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABT THIS 1:20😭😭💕💕💕

Fun fact: most digital microwaves have a mute button in a hidden menu. You can also snip the speaker wire.

Fun fact, most microwaves have a mute button. It's hidden, but on most microwaves, if you hold the number 2 button down, it should beep after a few seconds and it will no longer make beeping noises.

I cannot believe that Robin was the voices in Piemations VA I feel like him saying some is something he shouldn't say I feel like he should be proud to make voice acting for the characters I heard in piemations. You go strong Robin!

46:19, I have a buddy who goes to the same exact drink place after school every single day and gets the drink they call "the cannonball" and now they've started making "the cannonball" as soon as he pulls up to the window every day because they now recognize his car and his sunglasses.

15:41 Sometimes I bite the chocolate off the kitkat and then eat the naked wafer underneath it but wtf is this it just makes it soggy af

7:40 ROBIN WHAt?? I- i wasnt expecting that.

Jack saying we got cheated out of being comfy pillows: The tomboy with any sort of chest: it might seem crazy what I'm bouta say

robin either needs to stop trauma dumping or start therapy. like dude i didnt come here to hear about your drinking problems but now im invested

17:12 Sockster is still wrong, cause squids have 10 appendages, EIGHT arms and 2 tentacles. So even the correction was wrong.

11:02 Metalhead: The world is fucked, and I love kittens!

finally someone brought up that stupid alien scene from signs. i first watched the movie when i was 11, and i was so freaked out when i saw that

Simple, the same way the Front Ensemble made up of a bunch of high schooler get the bass drum down the stairs. By carrying it.

You know what, I took me looking twice at the post at 6:13 to realize that it was Merryweather who tweeted that.

0:28 bro this is so funny i can't stop going back just to hear it😂 we need a full version👏

56:17 fun fact! Crows remember what you do and communicate it to other crows! This woman became friends with every crow on the world

Some microwaves can be muted. On certain microwaves if you hold the start button for about 3-5 seconds it’ll not beep as loud (or not beep at all)

I can't believe I didn't realise what the market in that nursery rhyme was. I am 42 and literally found out now. I thought the little guy was buying groceries not becoming them. RIP. pork chop

28:51 Technically, the bug is going 70mph, just relative to you, and not the ground

7:40 I have used this as background noise for months and I just got it, Robin, you dirty bastard

25:58 I believe there is a basic concept of this named Yandere Simulator

3:51 bro i think i might have actually known this person at one point

6:11, my guy is literally the main villain of the bayblade burst evolution anime, a guy who had a custom bayblade that was made to destroy others, that is hilarious to me.

37:10 for some reason this makes me think, of a paragraph “He was laying down in a pool of his own blood. He gets up and shakes off, trying to find the source of bleeding. He isn’t bleeding. His eyes finally meet the cold gazes of the ten dead bodies on the floor.” Am I a psychopath

55:05 chilling with my djungelskog, and he is not fat or little! :( And his name is Jaakko (he's actually my brothers, but I stole it >:) ) I also have a Blåhaj :)

13:12 I can explain this one. Pittsburg has a thing for fries. It started out as piling fries on burgers, some many decades ago to make eating lunch while hanging ontop of a skyscraper some construction worker was working on easier. You'd get your burger and fries in 1 easy to hold package. Over the years this spread as fries became a huge local thing. Put them in every thing.

The color blind thing, I now feel bad because I asked a friend what colors looked the same to him on EU4 as a way to find out what color palette I should use when drawing stuff for him. And partly because I had a filter that was supposed to show me what being colorblind was like and I wanted to see how accurate it was, but mostly the first one. I guess I know why he stopped talking to me now...

2:27 Even just the sound of running water played on a speaker or smth is enough to make a beaver's dam-making instincts kick in.

keeps resetting my place in the video so I’m putting a bookmark here 21:52

49:00 :best read with a French accent Him: use an Australian accent

At work, we have a one hour rule. Minimal interaction or talking until nine(unless actually important). It was suggested at a weekly meeting, and I added it to the rules. I have even enforced it onto the owner.

@8:23 my daughter at age 3 used to refer to her babby doll as her stuffed human.

"We believe other burgers are shit." Is fucking killing me, it's perfection

58:25 Mr game and watch means your ability in bed is only theoretical and never been tested

27:58 and bacon sounds like "bake em"

4:21 ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS THAT ONE SHOW “The DNA test says you ARE NOT the father” *bear roar*

Hello! European here! So about that door knob at 12:25, it depends! Some can't even go up, some have to be held up lock the doors. So yeah, they were stuck inside, and took a picture after