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EmKay

EmKay

Күн бұрын

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@thatguyintherain3168
@thatguyintherain3168 Жыл бұрын
Every compilation Emkay posts is another hour added to my life. Dont stop! ...seriously dont. You're my key to immortality...
@thatguyintherain3168
@thatguyintherain3168 Жыл бұрын
@@KissMeClaude no I mean an hour is added to my life total after the video ends, technically extending it by 2 hours, besides, some of their comps are longer
@unknown20005
@unknown20005 Жыл бұрын
*emkay stops posting*
@KissMeClaude
@KissMeClaude Жыл бұрын
@@thatguyintherain3168 I was just making a joke. I understood what you meant haha
@thatguyintherain3168
@thatguyintherain3168 Жыл бұрын
@@unknown20005 *literally dies*
@EmKay
@EmKay Жыл бұрын
another 10 hour comp in the works
@TheDarkCatYT
@TheDarkCatYT Жыл бұрын
The reason they leave a 1 star for a place they've never been is because google harasses them for a review
@Soonray09
@Soonray09 Жыл бұрын
okay, but now HOW does Google harass them?? like, what the hell does that even mean?!
@badatsomerhing
@badatsomerhing Жыл бұрын
it gives them constant notifications because they were near that place for a certain amount of time
@Budgie13yt
@Budgie13yt Жыл бұрын
“Are you enjoying your experience at [insert place here] ?”
@Delm0s
@Delm0s Жыл бұрын
@@Budgie13yt "your options are to review the place or to review the place"
@NootandBoots
@NootandBoots 10 ай бұрын
​@@Delm0s"or else we will launch a black hole into your most beloved thing until you die of loneliness"
@Kikis_silly
@Kikis_silly Жыл бұрын
6:52 OKAY WAIT I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS- I think the meaning behind "at what age can babies fly" is related to the age when they can go on a flight, and how it would affect it. Not necessarily if they can become part bird LMFAO
@Dovah_Slayer
@Dovah_Slayer Жыл бұрын
I'd say not until they don't scream and cry from the affects of flying
@nataliemorett1911
@nataliemorett1911 Жыл бұрын
Reject legs return to rito
@Bellaissad
@Bellaissad 2 ай бұрын
oh. I’m stupid then. Oh. Ich bin dann dumm.
@H3lld1v3r
@H3lld1v3r Жыл бұрын
Damien: actually makes sense. Lexi: passively hilarious. Robin: he’s just there. Jack: the snack that smiles back.
@nezukokamado1355
@nezukokamado1355 Жыл бұрын
Goldfish😆
@justagrunt4748
@justagrunt4748 Жыл бұрын
Goldfish.
@ripperplaysclon152
@ripperplaysclon152 Жыл бұрын
Robin’s there and he’s angry.
@DerpCo333
@DerpCo333 Жыл бұрын
Hehehee
@brockbracken318
@brockbracken318 Жыл бұрын
Robin just got roasted
@speedmaster24official70
@speedmaster24official70 Жыл бұрын
1:05:03 the best part was the fact that emKay facepalmed himself by not realized those were different questions and the facepalm was the text box at the bottom.
@codominus1017
@codominus1017 Жыл бұрын
Fr, how did noone notice??
@musicaccount3340
@musicaccount3340 7 ай бұрын
Thank you, I knew that the exercises were unrelated, but didn't read the text
@momcat8677
@momcat8677 Жыл бұрын
Regarding the video on Thalidomide, the biggest issue was that doctors prescribed it specifically to pregnant women for morning sickness. When they realized that a majority of the babies were being born with horrible birth defects in the form of missing limbs, they stopped prescribing it, but there were thousands affected by then.
@DalesDubs
@DalesDubs Жыл бұрын
Dr. Frances Oldham Kelsey is the underappreciated hero of the FDA. She stood alone against pressure from pharmaceutical companies to approve thalidomide in the US, saving thousands of lives. There were still cases in the US (from "free samples" I believe?) but it could have been much MUCH worse. Also, the company fucking _knew_ and kept pushing it anyway.
@therealamy
@therealamy Жыл бұрын
My gma took it and had a stillborn baby. I saw the foot prints and it wasn't a foot shape just a curved pattern. 😳
@momcat8677
@momcat8677 Жыл бұрын
@@therealamy yikes, poor thing. 😕
@momcat8677
@momcat8677 Жыл бұрын
@@DalesDubs thank you, that's great to know.
@Dovah_Slayer
@Dovah_Slayer Жыл бұрын
Yikes modern medicine is both amazing and horrifying
@H3110PU5HEEN
@H3110PU5HEEN Жыл бұрын
The banana bread one though. That person got the recipe for chocolate banana bread, looked at the ingredients, got the ingredients, started making the bread, added the chocolate to the bread, baked the bread, took the bread out of the oven, served themselves the chocolate banana bread and then finally realized that they didn’t want chocolate banana bread.
@oren1305
@oren1305 Жыл бұрын
These videos are really adding to my reasons why the human race is uh, kinda screwed lol.
@foxicecube
@foxicecube Жыл бұрын
that is why not everyone can be a scientist
@Airheadl0ser
@Airheadl0ser Жыл бұрын
I mean, what if they thought it sounded good Then realized after they tried it that they didn't like it
@Nylak-Otter
@Nylak-Otter Жыл бұрын
My fiancée does this every so often. She worked as a baker, pastry and candy maker, and cake decorator for years while we were in uni, so even now she bakes when she's anxious, bored or can't sleep. During the process she'll realize she didn't want the baked goods, forces some down her anyway, and then I get some for breakfast and both of our coworkers get free snacks. It's not a fiscally sound response to stress, but I get something to bring my blood sugar back to a level resembling something not catatonic in the morning and all of our coworkers love us, and she comes back to bed sleepy and smelling like sweets, fruit (mango, lemon and blueberry are her faves) and sugar.
@andistansbury4366
@andistansbury4366 Жыл бұрын
I can't wait for the Rapture.
@BloodThirstyAvengers
@BloodThirstyAvengers Жыл бұрын
"Not all heroes wear super suits." Yeah, Frozone can't even find his.
@Smartpeoplearehot
@Smartpeoplearehot Жыл бұрын
HONEY? WHAT? WHERE IS MY SUPERSUIT? WHAAAT?
@BloodThirstyAvengers
@BloodThirstyAvengers Жыл бұрын
WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT?
@ninjagirl-ri1pc
@ninjagirl-ri1pc Жыл бұрын
I UHHHH PUT IT AWAY
@BloodThirstyAvengers
@BloodThirstyAvengers Жыл бұрын
WHERE?!
@ninjagirl-ri1pc
@ninjagirl-ri1pc Жыл бұрын
@@BloodThirstyAvengers WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?
@lionellines6351
@lionellines6351 Жыл бұрын
I love how Damien completely missed that the school worksheet was telling kids that the hour hand is supposed to be _longer_ than the minute hand.
@decayingscavenger
@decayingscavenger Жыл бұрын
Looking in the comments for this one.
@defaultkoala2922
@defaultkoala2922 Жыл бұрын
Also not realizing that the worksheet is asking the student to write down the time to tell if they can read both digital and analog clocks. The answers are either on the back or with the teacher not posted next to the question.
@timohara7717
@timohara7717 10 ай бұрын
Like peni
@GrandSleuth
@GrandSleuth 9 ай бұрын
That and “Mammals are human”
@ladyj.9350
@ladyj.9350 8 ай бұрын
I also completely overlooked that 😅
@thepumpkin3203
@thepumpkin3203 Жыл бұрын
“I have koalas at my house because I work for the Amazon” koalas? In Brazil? I think Damien missed the actual facepalm
@vinsonblaryo7439
@vinsonblaryo7439 Жыл бұрын
I though only i noticed it lol
@Argondo
@Argondo Жыл бұрын
when i saw this i was like wait a minute! koalas only live in Austria!
@JustMeAri
@JustMeAri Жыл бұрын
Exactly. Unfortunately we don't have koalas in Brazil, hahahahahaha. The guy is lying 😂
@cheatcode436
@cheatcode436 Жыл бұрын
@@Argondo Wrong country, mate.
@christophergordon6250
@christophergordon6250 7 ай бұрын
For real. Koalas are from Australia. I'm surprised he didn't say anything about that. So technically, that woman wasn't the one who should have been facepalmed in that one.
@altoclef4652
@altoclef4652 Жыл бұрын
You genuinely have to admire the confidence Damien has when pronouncing words. No hesitation, he just goes for it. At least, most of the time.
@HBBabe94
@HBBabe94 Жыл бұрын
The "not an automated message" thing @ 06:05 is funny to me. My office sends out an automated appointment reminder text to patients and they can reply "yes" to automatically confirm. But if they reply "no" we have to go in and manually cancel their appointment and ask if they would like to reschedule. So the first text is automated but then any response you send and any subsequent texts are from a real person.
@timohara7717
@timohara7717 10 ай бұрын
Poor guy
@timohara7717
@timohara7717 10 ай бұрын
Omg no wonder he needs special Ed 😭🤣
@aurastrike
@aurastrike 2 ай бұрын
peepee poopoo
@AmbroseArietes
@AmbroseArietes Жыл бұрын
“Mammals are humans, chief.” - Damien
@TheKingLux
@TheKingLux Жыл бұрын
Well, the right idea was there
@FruityCatRing
@FruityCatRing Жыл бұрын
I legit commented on that 💀
@kerbaltubehd5737
@kerbaltubehd5737 Жыл бұрын
He’s a little confused, but he got the spirit
@polski_dezerter
@polski_dezerter Жыл бұрын
the facepalm ception
@talentlessidiot8384
@talentlessidiot8384 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, didn't you know that dolphins and birds are humans
@V.C.5036
@V.C.5036 Жыл бұрын
I might be wrong but I think the “from what age can babies fly” thing was because Markiplier came up with it as a google feud answer
@rapidcougar3785
@rapidcougar3785 Жыл бұрын
Or airplains
@laiir2958
@laiir2958 Жыл бұрын
@@rapidcougar3785 yes... airplains...........
@connermckay4012
@connermckay4012 Жыл бұрын
@@laiir2958 Yes, children flying on airplanes.
@andistansbury4366
@andistansbury4366 Жыл бұрын
@@rapidcougar3785 my favourite foods: babies and airplanes
@jennerdavis4097
@jennerdavis4097 Жыл бұрын
Babies can fly from the day they're born! They only weigh like 9lbs so you can throw' em hella far.
@brentsnocomgaming7813
@brentsnocomgaming7813 Жыл бұрын
9:25 Honestly I can't blame the man B/C being gay is very illegal in Russia. Poor mans filed the lawsuit as a last ditch effort to avoid major jail time and now he's getting called an idiot online.
@boredsandwich_2
@boredsandwich_2 Жыл бұрын
Wait why is it illegal??? That feels kinda wrong
@brentsnocomgaming7813
@brentsnocomgaming7813 Жыл бұрын
@@boredsandwich_2 Being gay is illegal in a lot of countries. For example Uganda recently enacted the death penalty for being gay.
@boredsandwich_2
@boredsandwich_2 Жыл бұрын
@@brentsnocomgaming7813 why tho?????
@lydiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
@lydiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 2 ай бұрын
@@boredsandwich_2Homophobia.
@sansthemedic8581
@sansthemedic8581 Жыл бұрын
Context on the "secret nuclear bunker" thing for anyone curious: it's a decommissioned one used as a museum piece, it being secret is a marketing thing more than anything else. I've been there, it's neat!
@jaxsonbateman
@jaxsonbateman Жыл бұрын
Bless Damien's simple heart. "It's crazy to think that people were born in 1895". So pure.
@michaelbutterfield1260
@michaelbutterfield1260 Жыл бұрын
The thing with AT&T is pretty common it seems. As one that has Wi-Fi provided by AT&T I can confirm their customer “support” is only helpful if you contact them with an issue other than trying to cancel your contract with them.
@NoahGooder
@NoahGooder Жыл бұрын
they lost me as a customer because they put me through the ringer when I got a google pixel.
@Estfireemblem
@Estfireemblem Жыл бұрын
Can you explain the fishing one
@Cerberus5542
@Cerberus5542 Жыл бұрын
You know watching this just makes me lose faith in humanity… but that’s why I love!
@10meisterballe
@10meisterballe Жыл бұрын
„Mammals are Humans“ was that on purpose because of the „England is in London“ or a mistake 😂
@Gold69420
@Gold69420 Жыл бұрын
6:48 Planes... What age can they fly on planes 😭
@Christina__V
@Christina__V Жыл бұрын
There are no Koalas in the amazon rainforest 💀💀
@ryangonzalez5637
@ryangonzalez5637 Жыл бұрын
4:54 dead meat got free advertising
@DetLeveneBlandselvSlik
@DetLeveneBlandselvSlik Жыл бұрын
57:38 Me:“ mom, dad… Im danish” Parents: “We support you
@troodon1096
@troodon1096 3 ай бұрын
I'm not Danish myself but I fully support people's rights to openly identify as Danish.
@The_D_Max
@The_D_Max Жыл бұрын
ANOTHER COMPILATION OF MY FAVORITE SUBREDDIT WOOOOOOOOO
@jaredramirez1593
@jaredramirez1593 Жыл бұрын
50:15 "riddle me this Batman"
@CreepersNeedHugs
@CreepersNeedHugs Жыл бұрын
4:49 the title makes it even better
@kronosunleashed3845
@kronosunleashed3845 Жыл бұрын
7:45 goddam, a facepalm from both angles. There isn’t any koalas in the Amazon Rainforest, they’re a species native to Australia…
@GooberBugOFF
@GooberBugOFF Жыл бұрын
13:51 I went out to an abandoned grave yard once, in the middle of nowhere in a forest. I found a grave from 1820 something (date of death.) I can't well remember the name on it, all I know is that it was a prominent Male name. I do remember the age of the boy who died. He was 19 years old. I don't firmly believe in ghosts, but I sat there for a few hours talking out loud. Hoping that if spirits do exist than my voice brought some comfort to the boy who died so young.
@TheRealBelovianna
@TheRealBelovianna Ай бұрын
I do that sometimes, too. Walking to a graveyard and just talking about what's on my mind, how my day was, updates on the rest of the world... I don't believe in ghosts either, but if I were dead yet could hear, I'd want someone to acknowledge me. 🩵
@Tema2kyboi
@Tema2kyboi Жыл бұрын
I still can't forget "Medium Rare Chicken"
@augustomoreira7441
@augustomoreira7441 Жыл бұрын
22:18 "everyone is attracted to the same sex, right?" _-chase wood, definitly gay_
@veronika9391
@veronika9391 Жыл бұрын
1:05:00 The clocks and times don't match up bc they're separate problems. The issue with this image is that the bottom part says that the hour hands should be longer than the minute hands even tho they are actually shorter lol
@rigelestbit
@rigelestbit Жыл бұрын
Pregnancy is like a microwave. If you have one or two hot pockets in a microwave at the same time it's the same 2-3 minutes. If you place one hot pocket and THEN the other, each hot pocket will stay in there for 2-3 minutes.
@TortureBot
@TortureBot Жыл бұрын
You obviously have never experienced the load capacity problem microwaves are known for. The more food you are trying to heat up, the longer it generally takes. That's why, for example, most Hot Pockets actually add a minute or more for that second Hot Pocket. I do think women's bellies should have a disclaimer printed on them like Hot Pocket boxes that say "For Best Results, Cook One At A Time."
@Dovah_Slayer
@Dovah_Slayer Жыл бұрын
@TortureBot literally for 2 hot pockets you put it on 4 minutes you double the time
@feuerling
@feuerling 19 күн бұрын
​@@TortureBot multiplets tend to end up smaller than singlets, so it still fits
@sabrinaanderson9433
@sabrinaanderson9433 Жыл бұрын
7:59 my brain hurts, that’s two different places
@thormalakowsky
@thormalakowsky Жыл бұрын
I was hoping to find a comment about this
@JoeTheGreat
@JoeTheGreat Жыл бұрын
6:30 Anybody ever found a printer that isn't just an expensive paperweight?
@leolen8029
@leolen8029 4 ай бұрын
My Ecotank works pretty well
@sajejekyllhyde4647
@sajejekyllhyde4647 Жыл бұрын
Anybody involved in the process of imprisoning innocent people should all all be imprisoned for false imprisonment. 🤷‍♀️
@robyn_meif
@robyn_meif Жыл бұрын
As a fan of D&D&D, and through that a fan of James, it makes me so happy to hear one of my favorite voice-over artists (Damien) talk about Dead Meat.
@TheMadRatKing
@TheMadRatKing Жыл бұрын
52:40 Wait a minute. THAT’S THE GUY THAT’S THE GUY FROM THAT ONE VIDEO WHO PASSED BY THE GUY EATING A PIZZA, HE WAS PULLING A BAG ALONG WITH HIM AND THE GUY IN THE VID HAD TO STOP AND AUDIBLY WONDER HOW HE WAS PULLING IT. *THAT’S THE SAME GUY HOLY-*
@the_creatr2469
@the_creatr2469 Жыл бұрын
4:44 honestly I love dead meat,James and Chelsea
@ATR7282
@ATR7282 Жыл бұрын
26:00 "How does she function" Well it's definitely not f(x)
@rigelestbit
@rigelestbit Жыл бұрын
Wait. There are no koalas in the Amazon rainforest.
@troodon1096
@troodon1096 3 ай бұрын
That we KNOW of...
@Lexthefazworker
@Lexthefazworker Жыл бұрын
3:38 wait, that's a recipe. They literally put in the chocolate themselves then got made it had chocolate?!
@ThePuff18
@ThePuff18 Жыл бұрын
8:55 I love the consideration in Damien’s voice
@舔球者
@舔球者 Жыл бұрын
Hearing that Damien is a dead meat fan warms my heart
@bananatheo3796
@bananatheo3796 Жыл бұрын
I decided to do the math for this one (35:48) just to see how much you would be saving if you chose Option A. if you take 1,000,000 and divide it by 50 you get 20,000 which means that if you spent 50 dollars from your 1,000,000 dollars every month it would last for 20,000 months or 1,666 and a bit years. Obviously this isn't perfect but it's more than enough to see you would be saving so much more money if you went with Option A. TLDR: After doing the math I found that option A here (35:48) is over 10x better.
@genericface
@genericface Жыл бұрын
I came here to say this. Only I worded it as "At $50 per month, to earn a million, you'd have to live 1,666 years and then some." Also, with a million now, I can turn around and put that money to work and likely come out with a lot more than $50 a month. As opposed to only getting $50 at a time, and having to spend it on survival.
@jeffisking7236
@jeffisking7236 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, to make it equal you would need to make option b to be around 1054.86 a mouth if you live for 79 (us average life span) and you make1,000,007.28 if you start when you were born.
@mazingdaddid
@mazingdaddid Жыл бұрын
Damien talking about people not being allowed to make important decisions reminds me of Steve Hoffstetter. "Why does your vote count the same as mine!?!?!"
@PrototypeMarl
@PrototypeMarl Жыл бұрын
Watching these reddit videos really help me stay calm and not throw stuff at my REALLY annoying cousin
@moshi9948
@moshi9948 Жыл бұрын
Why is Damien’s laugh so damn contagious
@bluesparkoficial
@bluesparkoficial Жыл бұрын
3:02 unintentional pixar easter egg lol
@patski4
@patski4 Жыл бұрын
06:00 peepee poopoo - I’m using that!
@bluesteno64
@bluesteno64 5 ай бұрын
Me too….
@FriendlyNeighborhoodFreak
@FriendlyNeighborhoodFreak Жыл бұрын
The entire video and mystery goo noodles is still my favorite line.
@Torthak
@Torthak Жыл бұрын
FYI the photo at 58:34 is called a Firefighter's door. It's designed to give firefighters rapid access to the 2nd/3rd floor of a building from outside. Mostly seen built into hospitals.
@Master_Conner
@Master_Conner Жыл бұрын
Day 11 of asking you guys for r/comedynecrophilia
@crit5034
@crit5034 Жыл бұрын
We need this
@alex2drip4you
@alex2drip4you Жыл бұрын
Day one of helping asking you guys for r/comedynecrophilia
@Starbean89
@Starbean89 Жыл бұрын
The…what?!?
@waterdolphin0794
@waterdolphin0794 Жыл бұрын
That would get demonitized so quick 😅
@gamingchickenstudios
@gamingchickenstudios Жыл бұрын
We need that...
@ElijahD3078
@ElijahD3078 Жыл бұрын
damien: "who says 'yo, that's bad!' when they mean good" me and my british friend both knowing bad means good in british slang: "uhh... Brits mate, Brits."
@official-obama
@official-obama Жыл бұрын
that’s wicked sick, yo!
@Dovah_Slayer
@Dovah_Slayer Жыл бұрын
Brits will always confuse me your slang is creative that's for sure
@ThePerfectSonic
@ThePerfectSonic 10 ай бұрын
for the woman praying to the LoL character, it is entirely in-character for that person to have a larger-than-life statue of himself on display
@ThePuff18
@ThePuff18 Жыл бұрын
9:08 “Maybe I’m just stupid” *everyone felt that*
@S1D_13
@S1D_13 Жыл бұрын
"Is the moon a planet?" "No" 💀💀💀
@tsemiu
@tsemiu Жыл бұрын
I forget how much I love Damian. I love all our current narrators too though
@alecboi777
@alecboi777 Жыл бұрын
7:00 IT SAYS VIVE ON THE SIDE OF THE HEADSET ITS NOT EVEN THE PRODUCT INSIDE THE BOX
@Doranos89
@Doranos89 10 ай бұрын
oh my freaking god. Someone else realized this. I been scrolling in the comment for so long to find someone else who saw that lol.
@Gweem13
@Gweem13 Жыл бұрын
1:40 I really want to know what R rated movie this lady took her kids to. My guess is "Joker," but I'd love to know 💀 EDIT: looked into it, and yeah, it's the joker movie. What baffles me is that by that time, the dark knight and batman: arkham asylum/city/knight game trilogy had been out for a hot minute. They all set clear examples of when batman is NOT strictly a children's franchise. The foolery 💀💀💀💀
@mousestar369
@mousestar369 Жыл бұрын
Thank you, I was so confused because I looked up Batman movies that came out in 2019 and (because Batman isn't in it) Joker didn't pop up so I was like "what the fuck did this lady go see??"
@unknownusrname
@unknownusrname Жыл бұрын
9:06 "mammals are humans..." -Damien 2022
@Soulessnight4
@Soulessnight4 Жыл бұрын
Not 2022, this a recap lol
@chenterr103
@chenterr103 Жыл бұрын
1:04:52 little does he know, those are different problems
@ytbvdshrtnr
@ytbvdshrtnr Жыл бұрын
Yeah the issue with the picture is saying that the hour hand is longer than the minute hand.
@destinypurpley
@destinypurpley Жыл бұрын
4:12 is my favorite part
@SmoothLikeSandpaper
@SmoothLikeSandpaper Жыл бұрын
I had a friend turn to me in Life Science class (7th grade, he’s 12 I’m 13) and ask me “Are dogs mammals?” So I, without looking up from my paper go “yeah” and he legitimately responds with “but I thought all mammals had lungs?” And I can’t even lie that was hilarious. I laughed so hard that I literally almost passed out and after about two minutes of calming I went “Yeah, they do.” And he just goes “Ooooooooooooh” and goes back to finishing his paper Lmfao I love my classmates
@Steven12345
@Steven12345 Жыл бұрын
We’ll miss damien
@CyberCoding
@CyberCoding Жыл бұрын
Did something happen?
@Willgrahams_juicyASS
@Willgrahams_juicyASS Жыл бұрын
@@CyberCoding he left Emkay. He sometimes comes back, but it's rare. It's okay though, he has his own channel now!
@THE_SpecificSpaceGuy
@THE_SpecificSpaceGuy Жыл бұрын
What's his channel name
@flying_Night_slasher
@flying_Night_slasher Жыл бұрын
@@THE_SpecificSpaceGuy his own name: Damien Lee
@THE_SpecificSpaceGuy
@THE_SpecificSpaceGuy Жыл бұрын
@@flying_Night_slasher thanks
@MrZig-Zag
@MrZig-Zag Жыл бұрын
Ah our lord has granted us with another video!
@TheBattleRabbit860
@TheBattleRabbit860 Жыл бұрын
13:57 That dude in the top right lived through the American Civil War, World War I, and World War II. Also, in Ivanka Trump's defense, English isn't her first language, she's Ukranian. I'm willing to cut her a _little_ bit of slack and give her the benefit of the doubt.
@-W0lf-
@-W0lf- Жыл бұрын
I made it to 42:42 and i realized this was 1 hour long- i usually check how long they are but i forgot T.T
@ImAlwaysNext
@ImAlwaysNext Жыл бұрын
I always wait for Damien to make videos! they seem to hit different! more Damien!
@innocentlyrollingegg4651
@innocentlyrollingegg4651 Жыл бұрын
the 7:50 one makes no sense lol. where in the amazon do you find koalas??
@emmymares7860
@emmymares7860 Жыл бұрын
loved 1:05:11 when they didn't see that 5 doesn't go with the clock next to it that is a separate problem on whatever homework is being shown
@imacgra1
@imacgra1 Жыл бұрын
That will turn your phone into a fire that cannot be put out at all 8:22
@TheRealBelovianna
@TheRealBelovianna Ай бұрын
Because of the lithium battery, right?
@aropoppy
@aropoppy Жыл бұрын
whenever you are in need of a deja vu boost, you always go to the compilations
@Gold69420
@Gold69420 Жыл бұрын
2:00 is this referring to the joker?
@deethwarrior
@deethwarrior Жыл бұрын
No? Maybe?
@TulpechaidoplaysMC
@TulpechaidoplaysMC Жыл бұрын
Yeah it's from 2019 it's the only movie it could be referring to
@shwahgamer
@shwahgamer 2 ай бұрын
Yeah it is. The review also implies that no one at the theater told her "Hey this movie is rated R so you shouldn't show it to your kids." I know she wouldn't have listened to it, but the head's up would have been a good idea.
@michaelkowal3230
@michaelkowal3230 Жыл бұрын
54:53 I like to think that the person who made that star wars poster accidentally mixed up Anakin and Luke somehow
@transqueen
@transqueen 10 ай бұрын
I had a college professor whose father was born in the 1800s. His father had him when he was in his 60s, and he himself is also in his 60s.
@wiggard
@wiggard 10 ай бұрын
That's insane.
@lilypyrope4620
@lilypyrope4620 Жыл бұрын
1:50 did she take her kids to see Suicide Squad? I feel like she did and that would be giving her at least some reason to assume it was Batman-adjacent
@DrierLocket7477
@DrierLocket7477 Жыл бұрын
Joker, I think But she did get what she deserved for bringing kids to a r rated movie
@lilypyrope4620
@lilypyrope4620 Жыл бұрын
@@DrierLocket7477 yeah, that would do it too (Sick Reference!)
@baconjester7077
@baconjester7077 Жыл бұрын
4:28 he played fall guys
@jmacpepano1946
@jmacpepano1946 Жыл бұрын
4:37 at least make it to "How many hours is 24hrs"
@Bendigo1
@Bendigo1 Жыл бұрын
19:41 It works because the day they turn 18 they are legally adults. So for example, if they took the pics the day before they turned 18, the next day the "adult" would have photos of minors on their phone. It sounds like it does not make sense (because it really does not make sense) but legally it makes sense.
@earthandstar3392
@earthandstar3392 Жыл бұрын
Australien is a german word for Australia so there is nothing wrong with that image But if that photo was taken in a non-german speaking country then it’s weird
@napoleonbonappart9516
@napoleonbonappart9516 Жыл бұрын
And australien is also French for australian
@THTB_lol
@THTB_lol Жыл бұрын
isnt it the flag of new zealand
@earthandstar3392
@earthandstar3392 Жыл бұрын
@@THTB_lol whoops
@harshnemesis
@harshnemesis Жыл бұрын
What did you expect from this uber liberal? He isn't actually educated.
@notniko6914
@notniko6914 Жыл бұрын
That's the flag of fucking new zealand
@ListersHatsune
@ListersHatsune Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised how many times I've heard about a deaf person being asked if they can read
@midnightmatter2028
@midnightmatter2028 Жыл бұрын
8:35 Fun fact, that second part is actually true: some people from London are from Canada.
@Gojo.sSillyKittiKat
@Gojo.sSillyKittiKat Жыл бұрын
Whenever I say I have an Stomach Ache or Anything, my grandma says: *It's because of those Gadgets!*
@soulshard4713
@soulshard4713 Жыл бұрын
As someone who works at Kroger those texts are sent by Kroger employees who would be looking at the damn shelf😂😂😂
@TokiRoMorbii
@TokiRoMorbii Жыл бұрын
47:22 That Quote hit me so hard It fucked up my drawing.
@CreepersNeedHugs
@CreepersNeedHugs Жыл бұрын
5:15 what happened to people who don’t speak English
@spidervinny
@spidervinny Жыл бұрын
5:00 when your online name is james and you're too used to it: oh uh thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????
@glambertgurl1117
@glambertgurl1117 11 ай бұрын
As Damien said: Love ya James 😂
@samanthafusco224
@samanthafusco224 Жыл бұрын
I love how out of all the videos they misplaced in dead meat, they picked a r/therewasanattempt video🤣
@lindsay8320
@lindsay8320 Жыл бұрын
Where's Damien been? I love his speech patterns or whatever u call it, talk lingo, language law....Damien makes anything funny
@littleandresinthings
@littleandresinthings Жыл бұрын
He left emkay
@jetscorner
@jetscorner Жыл бұрын
He has his own channel now, he left emkay unfortunately
@JWParkerPhDDDiv
@JWParkerPhDDDiv Жыл бұрын
to be honest the Amazon one is understandable. someone says they work for Amazon instead of 'the Amazon' you are likely to assume the mega corporation.
@pencilcase8068
@pencilcase8068 Жыл бұрын
29:00 he's a little confused but he's got the spirit
@flache1086
@flache1086 Жыл бұрын
30:11 Even piercings in theory he had some piercings on his hands xD
@w0ewe135
@w0ewe135 Жыл бұрын
true lol
@Dakota_the_rat_opp
@Dakota_the_rat_opp Жыл бұрын
this makes me happy because im VERY stupid so im glad nothing like this happened to me
@Kakitamitsul5r
@Kakitamitsul5r Жыл бұрын
Rule #1 Don't mess with the people who handle/prepare your food.
@till98
@till98 Жыл бұрын
0:24 That’s the German way of writing Australia
@milkman4407
@milkman4407 Жыл бұрын
8:07 the problem is the 2 at the end this isn't a joke thats actually the problem
@lordpuff
@lordpuff Жыл бұрын
robin must be so fun at parties!
@Mercury_From_Solarballs
@Mercury_From_Solarballs 10 ай бұрын
Here’s a trick for when those name slot things have a minimum of characters but your name a bit too short: *Add a space* because it’s *characters* not letters lol
@pan1884
@pan1884 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: some phones have an automatic "do not disturb" function that turns off notifications when it's flipped upside down. So there's even MORE of a chance that someone who flips their phone on dates is trying to keep themselves undistracted by turning it upside down like that.
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