Amazon CRINGE! LOTR: The Rings of Power DESTROYED by Tolkien Fans

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Жыл бұрын

Amazon's The Rings of Power CRINGE overload! More horrific clips and promotions have been released and they more than confirm The Tolkien Fandom has been spot on. Total lore destruction where it exists and the rest is a pure fan fiction. So much for taking a break until the show comes out on the anniversarry of the Professor's passing. One good thing, the memes will be GLORIOUS.
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@omarcominyo4481
@omarcominyo4481 Жыл бұрын
_"I play Princess Disa. She's the first female Dwarf, she's also the first Dwarf of colour."_ Great - another character who's defining characteristics are her skin colour and genitals. Imagine if Viggo Mortensen had been asked to describe Aragorn and all he said was: _"He's male... he's also white."_
@RanMouri82
@RanMouri82 Жыл бұрын
IKR? "And he likes women." 😆
@SIXPACFISH
@SIXPACFISH Жыл бұрын
And then we see Disa's husband and DAMN if Disa didn't marry herself a WHITE Dwarf!!! Sister Done Sold Out!!!
@Hinatachan360
@Hinatachan360 Жыл бұрын
I love how she blatantly lies about being the first female Dwarf on film. That's actually Willow's wife in the movie Willow. There were also female Dwarves with beards in The Hobbit trilogy.
@neoblakkrstal9865
@neoblakkrstal9865 Жыл бұрын
If we go by the Leftist standards, Viggo saying that Aragorn was a straight, white male should be considered stunning and brave. Nothing is more marginalized by today's Leftists than a straight, white male.
@irisjanemay1903
@irisjanemay1903 Жыл бұрын
Your assuming Aragon's pronouns and how he would gender himself. Oh if only Tolkien had had each of his characters announce their pronouns when they met each other we wouldn't have to guess.
@NickNapoli
@NickNapoli Жыл бұрын
That soap opera intro for “The Young And The Elvish” is hilarious.
@noneo.y.business2918
@noneo.y.business2918 Жыл бұрын
I love the part where Legless the paraplegic elf said, " They're taking the harfoots to Amazon"
@bearage
@bearage Жыл бұрын
TO AMAZON! TO AMAZON! THE HARFOOTS THE HARFOOTS THE HARFOOTS THE HARFOOTS
@iz9744
@iz9744 Жыл бұрын
You forgot Legolas is zey, zhem. You bigot😂
@Nismolover
@Nismolover Жыл бұрын
"Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made" - JRR TOLKIEN
@hunter5822
@hunter5822 Жыл бұрын
Why all this woke shit drives me up a wall. It’s NEVER original, just corrupting what’s already canon and been established!
@wingsken
@wingsken Жыл бұрын
Its ironic isnt it…
@BigFruity
@BigFruity Жыл бұрын
This actually fits so well to the whole situation we have with these franchises. First Star Wars, now LotR.
@theartofpaulaukwenya7610
@theartofpaulaukwenya7610 Жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing at this😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
@reek4062
@reek4062 Жыл бұрын
False quote used by fake Tolkien fans
@user-fz3sz2dj4r
@user-fz3sz2dj4r Жыл бұрын
"won't be influenced by modern politics" Almost every cast member interview is about how inclusive and diverse it is, nothing about the actual show
@giacomolontra3707
@giacomolontra3707 Жыл бұрын
and one of them, thinking about Skid Row, said that hobbits lived on carts.
@mework1871
@mework1871 Жыл бұрын
They fall over themselves to talk about how political and diverse it is. Just tell me the story is going to be good. That's all I want to hear, then show me evidence of why this may come true.
@HillbillyHijinks
@HillbillyHijinks Жыл бұрын
@@mework1871 You're going to be disappointed, homie. Sorry.
@nightfalls5462
@nightfalls5462 Жыл бұрын
imagine if they just followed the lore, no virtue signalling, or any woke, pc BULLSHIT politics involved, it could be the greatest show after GoT or perhaps even better,
@taesonslane2513
@taesonslane2513 Жыл бұрын
I mean skin pigmentation sexual orientation and gender literally have nothing to do with telling the story so I fail to see how diversity is political and the fact that you people are offended at seeing other cultures instead of your own and act like it completely changes a story is ridiculous
@Cavethug
@Cavethug Жыл бұрын
This garbage is "inspired" by Tolkien the same way that Jeffrey Dahmer was inspired by medical science.
@Davidofthelost
@Davidofthelost Жыл бұрын
Medical science and home cooking.
@Spazzboy911
@Spazzboy911 Жыл бұрын
This garbage is "inspired" by Tolkien the same way that astrology was inspired by the Hubble Telescope
@supern0is349
@supern0is349 Жыл бұрын
thats a really good analogy, since they are literaly butchering everything tolkien stood for
@odeleon24
@odeleon24 Жыл бұрын
(Slow clapping…intensifies)
@verenamenzel8958
@verenamenzel8958 Жыл бұрын
ha ha, crazy comparison. I confess, I'm shocked about the whole LOTR copy stuff- we tolkien fans need no other movie, PeterJackson is unmatched. Amazon do't dare to offend us, I personally will not watch it.
@rextrowbridge8386
@rextrowbridge8386 Жыл бұрын
I'll never forget the scene where Aragorn kicked The Witch king of Angmar into a massive pit while screaming "This is Gondor!!".
@Entertainment-do1bp
@Entertainment-do1bp Жыл бұрын
I would die laughing seeing this on television 🤣💀
@molnez
@molnez Жыл бұрын
Not before proclaiming: "Discrimination and microaggressions. You'll find plenty of both down there."
@rextrowbridge8386
@rextrowbridge8386 Жыл бұрын
@@molnez hahaha!!!
@tnstaggs91
@tnstaggs91 Жыл бұрын
The part where Worm tongue tells Sauramon “I can’t quit you” and then they embrace each other was truly heart warming.
@Thomas.Wright
@Thomas.Wright Жыл бұрын
"I GOT NEWS FOR YA..."
@doublecooltothemax
@doublecooltothemax Жыл бұрын
Not gay enough 🤣
@dominusetdeus060644
@dominusetdeus060644 Жыл бұрын
I rewatched fellowship of the ring today. The extended edition. Such an amazing piece of cinematography. I'm so glad it got made 20 years ago and we can have it forever and modern woke crap can't ruin it.
@Problembeing
@Problembeing Жыл бұрын
Was watching it last night as I introduced a friend to it for the first time :) If anything, this has helped introduced the films to a new audience, and maybe even the books too.
@jarnobrofelt1891
@jarnobrofelt1891 Жыл бұрын
I buy extented fellowship 2 days a go. Never saw it before, it is much better than i tough.
@my_cousin_mose9782
@my_cousin_mose9782 Жыл бұрын
Best movie ever.
@eggplantwizard64
@eggplantwizard64 Жыл бұрын
It's a beauty that no shadow can touch.
@rbu2136
@rbu2136 Жыл бұрын
I prefer the theatrical release myself.
@nhaer042
@nhaer042 Жыл бұрын
"Baggins-like yearning for adventure." Baggins were exactly known for not going on adventures or doing anything unexpected. Bilbo's wanderlust came from his mother's side of the family, the Tooks, who were known for going on adventures. As for Frodo, I don't recall if he ever wanted to go on adventures in the books but he was more a victim of circumstance anyway.
@chasehedges6775
@chasehedges6775 Жыл бұрын
Even the Hobbit films got that one right.
@bishopthefool
@bishopthefool Жыл бұрын
That's too much Tolkien lore for these people... they probably haven't even read the books...
@AbecedariusRex
@AbecedariusRex Жыл бұрын
Don’t cloud the issue with facts!!!!
@beowulfsrevenge4369
@beowulfsrevenge4369 Жыл бұрын
Stop following the lore that's racist!! REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
@dw620
@dw620 Жыл бұрын
Harfoots were the LEAST likely to venture afield, if I recall correctly. Sheesh... As for those Torgo-like leg prosthetics the actors complained about having difficulty walking in... And it shows. ;p~
@bx3556
@bx3556 Жыл бұрын
The part where Galadriel was lifted by the sword of her boyfriend into the Ice troll saying "say hello to my little friend", then boyfriend elf announced he was transitioning-to-orc made me cry tears of joy. Stunning!
@joshuajoseph8924
@joshuajoseph8924 Жыл бұрын
The part where Aragorn sees the ring and says “Look at the settle off-white coloring, the tasteful thickness of it, oh my god It even has a watermark” Really moved me
@paulrouleau1972
@paulrouleau1972 Жыл бұрын
The part when the Tolkien fans climb Mt. Doom and cast this show into the fire, destroying it, brought me to tears of joy.
@IgorCubrilo
@IgorCubrilo Жыл бұрын
Let's not forget the scene when the GoT fans come to their aid, and then together they throw House of Dragon with it.
@ComradeCommissarYuri
@ComradeCommissarYuri Жыл бұрын
@@IgorCubrilo don’t forget the Star Wars fans, the Star Trek fans, dr who fans.. disney marvel fans.. the dc fans all joining in
@Mr.Ekshin
@Mr.Ekshin Жыл бұрын
'The Left of the Wings'... the latest attempt to get everyone to sit through tedious sermons in woke ideology.
@Astavyastataa
@Astavyastataa Жыл бұрын
@@IgorCubrilo GOT is itself a deconstruction of high fantasy. For some reason I really doubt that’s going to happen.
@Astavyastataa
@Astavyastataa Жыл бұрын
@@ComradeCommissarYuri why would they do that. The majority of those fans are unthinking consoomer types. SW has a bit of a chance, perhaps, but ST was always proggie propaganda.
@Awakeandalive1
@Awakeandalive1 Жыл бұрын
You know they don't know anything about Tolkien or the "legendarium" because they said her zest for adventure was "Baggins-like" instead of "Took-like." Bilbo & Frodo's inclination to look beyond their own garden gates came from their Tookish heritage. It's also why Pippin was so inclined to go off with them. I really hate fake fans. This is how my coworkers must feel when i try to feign interest in basketball.
@EasyEight3674
@EasyEight3674 Жыл бұрын
The brilliant showrunners also don't know that the name "Brandyfoot" is a joke because that it includes a reference to SHIRE Hobbit names for hobbits who lived near the BRANDYWINE River. The Hobbits wouldn't settle there and take Shire names like that for thousands of years...
@kristoferprovencal3608
@kristoferprovencal3608 Жыл бұрын
I enjoy LOTR, I wouldn’t call myself a Tolkien fan though, just never got into it enough for that, and even I knew about the Tooks, probably from reading The Hobbit over ten years ago. Thought I’d emphasize just how little effort it would take to know that, and they still didn’t.
@CIintB3ASTW0oD
@CIintB3ASTW0oD Жыл бұрын
lol I don't even feign interest, I flat out tell them I'm not into sports-ball.
@adamgrey268
@adamgrey268 Жыл бұрын
I legit thought the same thing as soon as I saw that.
@300SonsofOdin
@300SonsofOdin Жыл бұрын
My man. I feel you.
@northumbriabushcraft1208
@northumbriabushcraft1208 Жыл бұрын
The bit where Galadriel goes up to Elrond and says "give me your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle" was profound. 5/5 show, certainly no cringe...
@parak00pa
@parak00pa Жыл бұрын
My expectations were already sky-high, but when Galadriel fought a troll and then the frame froze with her going "Oh that? That's me. Heh, you probably wonder how I got here... let's start from scratch, shall we?", I knew I was in for a truly captivating experience
@majedahmed89
@majedahmed89 Жыл бұрын
I'm Palestinian and The Lord of the Rings was one of the first book series I read as I was learning English. I NEVER needed it to be more accessible. It is such a shallow point of view, to believe with such assertiveness that people can only be inspired by fictional characters who look like them.
@MephiticMiasma
@MephiticMiasma Жыл бұрын
I was about to say that all you needed to connect with humans was to connect to their humanity, but I'm not sure that works with these people.
@SIXPACFISH
@SIXPACFISH Жыл бұрын
Damn, Majed! You must really feel uninspired. Because all Hellywood ever portray people who look like you as are humorous sidekicks or evil terrorist's.
@kimberlyoldschool
@kimberlyoldschool Жыл бұрын
Also, that’s insanely impressive as a book series to tackle when learning English! Tolkien was a great storyteller, but he certainly didn’t go easy on the audience with the language. Readers need to bring their A game.
@sociallyferal4237
@sociallyferal4237 Жыл бұрын
I agree with you. I love Anime, but am neither 2D myself nor Japanese, doesn't stop me from enjoying it one bit. I would think I do the same as any other person when you feel you'd like to be a part of the story - you replace a character with yourself when you reimagine the story. But that's what fan fiction is for. Doesn't mean the story would mean more to me actually as the character. . .
@nurityalieva3852
@nurityalieva3852 Жыл бұрын
It’s morbin time palestina
@NukePower217
@NukePower217 Жыл бұрын
I loved the part when Elrond told Galadriel "Sauron is a man of focus, commitment and sheer will. I once saw him kill 3 men in a pub with a pencil. With a fucking pencil!" It really drives home to the audience the threat that Sauron represents for Middle Earth.
@deepstatethrombosis
@deepstatethrombosis Жыл бұрын
Sauron: "wanna see a magic trick?" Produces pencil.
@nicoleackerman205
@nicoleackerman205 Жыл бұрын
Where the crap did he get a pencil I guess the same place that one guy got the fade.
@RydarkVoyager
@RydarkVoyager Жыл бұрын
It wasn't a pencil. It was a writing quill, stolen from the Lord of Eagles himself, while still a hatchling.
@timothymartin5538
@timothymartin5538 Жыл бұрын
Yeah they should have realised she was gonna be pissed when those gangsters beat celebron to death with a vase while she watched.
@RanMouri82
@RanMouri82 Жыл бұрын
And to be fair, Sauron was the only survivor of Middle Earth's first Battle Royale. Nobody else managed to get the collars off.
@AegisRick
@AegisRick Жыл бұрын
The part where Eomer rips off his helmet and proclaims "I identify as a woman" before the Witch King eats the sour patch kids sent chills down my spine.
@RaphaLeder
@RaphaLeder Жыл бұрын
9:54 "To make this Franchise accesible for all Generations" Let me tell you a Story: Last week I went to the movies with my 9-year-old sister who has seen the Hobbit Movies first (which she loved) to go to an Event that showed the uncut 3 1/2 hour version of the Fellowship of the Ring. She was absolutely amazed and fascinated, and I have never experienced a 9-year-old being so invested in a movie that was so long. She loves LOTR and the Hobbit. We don't need the Rings of Empowerment for new Generations.
@zonefreakman
@zonefreakman Жыл бұрын
The meant to be inclusive for all made up fashion identities. But they would sound insane of they said that.
@altGoolam
@altGoolam Жыл бұрын
Tolkien was born in South Africa. Tolkien himself would have been exposed to diversity from an early age.
@gwenwalravens8030
@gwenwalravens8030 Жыл бұрын
"Make it accessable for all generations." Such nonsense. The books have always been popular, for many generations, and still are. Those people think they are angels sent by God, uniquily qualified to solve non-existent problems.
@andylaauk
@andylaauk Жыл бұрын
Best way of bringing down Amazon is not to use it, at all.
@modolief
@modolief Жыл бұрын
Please pin this comment.
@m.c.murdoch6
@m.c.murdoch6 Жыл бұрын
Sauron: "The One Ring is literal perfection." Galadriel: "It will be, when it fits a woman."
@DogSerious
@DogSerious Жыл бұрын
Galadriel "Sauron, can you tell if I'm wearing Amika Cream?" Sauron "Amika cream?" Galadriel "yes" Sauron "Errrrrr, No" Galadriel "So you can't tell if I'm wearing Ami9ca Cream?" Sauron " Amika Creeem, was it, was it made by the Elves?" Galderial "So you can't tell if I'm wearing Amika Cream?"
@V4Now
@V4Now Жыл бұрын
To be fair, like most she herself was tempted by the Ring and wanted to rule her own land, her arc is getting over that kind of thinking.
@chongli3007
@chongli3007 Жыл бұрын
@@V4Now Fair? What does fair have to do with any of this?
@gmualum08
@gmualum08 Жыл бұрын
When it fits a "wahmen"
@ShokujiAkai
@ShokujiAkai Жыл бұрын
@@gmualum08 It's "woahman"
@Boo1776x
@Boo1776x Жыл бұрын
When Galadriel screeched “ITS MORBIN TIME” I lost my shit. 10/10
@user-cz9ec6su2r
@user-cz9ec6su2r Жыл бұрын
Loved the moment when Galadriel said "Hasta la vista baby" to Frodo as they part ways. Poetic cinema 😢
@insomnijack7528
@insomnijack7528 Жыл бұрын
Showrunners: "We want this show to be separate from real politics." The show: "The wicked King Trumpinius has vowed to build a wall on the border of Gondor and make the Orcs pay for it."
@reginalannister2262
@reginalannister2262 Жыл бұрын
That would actually be a fun plot tbh. There are fun books written from perspective of orcs, etc.
@aldovk6681
@aldovk6681 Жыл бұрын
Dude, you just sold me the show
@elLooto
@elLooto Жыл бұрын
@@reginalannister2262 Gods, I love _Grunts_ by Mary Gentle.
@talithakoum3922
@talithakoum3922 Жыл бұрын
Isn't that the plot of the new Disney Star Wars show that no one asked for? 😂
@KSmithwick1989
@KSmithwick1989 Жыл бұрын
Ironically most of us wouldn't mind the satire, long as it's hilarious. There's a lot of gems in these comments.
@darktenor4967
@darktenor4967 Жыл бұрын
I love the fact we've gone from "an adaptation" of Tolkien, to "based on", tolkien, and finally now we're at "inspired by" tolkien. what's next: "has nothing at all todo with tolkien" Well I suppose that would be accurate!
@AndragonLea
@AndragonLea Жыл бұрын
"We nicked the title from Tolkien for clout".
@garym6315
@garym6315 Жыл бұрын
"Condemned by Tolkien (through letters he wrote half a century ago)"
@dumont7478
@dumont7478 Жыл бұрын
I think adjacent-to is going to be next tbh
@m4nt1c0r3s
@m4nt1c0r3s Жыл бұрын
Next its "Tolkien adjacent", and then when all falls over "Its not cannon, we wanted to tell our own story,, but we are talentless hacks that cant really create anything can only hijack someone elses creations"
@hellodave1168
@hellodave1168 Жыл бұрын
Has a couple of Tolkien names in it.
@Yoursoulismine814
@Yoursoulismine814 Жыл бұрын
The part where Sauron said, "If you want the real Slim Shady please stand up" and the nine ring wraiths stood up, it gave me chills.
@devinpol4258
@devinpol4258 Жыл бұрын
I remember when Tolkien’s Estate got mad after LOTR that pinball machines were being made. Imagine that same Estate saying yes to this. Money talks I guess, when it’s not one quarter at a time.
@nillynush4899
@nillynush4899 Жыл бұрын
fiat currency talks, especially since Tolkien's son Christopher is no longer living and can't veto this crap anymore....
@troynov1965
@troynov1965 Жыл бұрын
They had to wait for Tolkiens son to die before they could make this garbage.
@davidbailey6397
@davidbailey6397 Жыл бұрын
They still guarded the core material . I’m torn on why they did this because putting restrictions on using only the appendices is what led to this travesty of a show,but on the other hand letting them use more source material with direct instructions would have been better. But who knows. At least true fans know the actual lore is still untainted .
@bluesdealer
@bluesdealer Жыл бұрын
Christopher Tolkien was the gatekeeper, but has since passed to the undying lands. May he rest in peace.
@reek4062
@reek4062 Жыл бұрын
1) the books remain untainted 2) the PJ LotR movies did more damage to Tolkien’s legacy and the LotR fandom than Amazon ever could
@DoxGR7934
@DoxGR7934 Жыл бұрын
Actress, "This evil has to be stopped." Nerdrotic, "What do think I'm tryin' to do lady?" 😂
@modolief
@modolief Жыл бұрын
🤣 🤣 🤣
@sohrab_solheim
@sohrab_solheim Жыл бұрын
Priceless!
@CLove511
@CLove511 Жыл бұрын
When Bilbo said "It's Baggin' time!" Literal chills. When Gandalf yelled " Get to the Eagle!", so iconic. The moment when Sauron took off his helmet and Elrond said " You are one... UGLY... mofo" and then Sauron roared. When Galadrel said, "We need to nuke the mines of Moria, it's the only way to be sure." Or that time she turned her back on Sauron, then turned around and took off her helmet and said, "I am Galadriel Meridius Decimus, Commander of the armies of the North, leader of the Mirkwood legion, wife of a murdered dwarf, birthing person of a murdered Harfoot, and I will have my vengeance in this season, or the next" I literally dropped my popcorn.
@zurbereshisaqesh7601
@zurbereshisaqesh7601 Жыл бұрын
"I'm here to chew lembas and kick @zz, and I'm all out of lembas" - Galadriel, probably
@TKJoyRide
@TKJoyRide Жыл бұрын
You got me with the last one lol
@Vulpine407
@Vulpine407 Жыл бұрын
Oh, yes. The memes truly are glorious.
@RanMouri82
@RanMouri82 Жыл бұрын
And then all of them climbed into the DeLorean and made it back to 1985. Classic.
@ronnieronb73
@ronnieronb73 Жыл бұрын
+100000000000 yo
@TonyBongo869
@TonyBongo869 Жыл бұрын
I like where Gandalf said “ we need to nuke them from space….it’s the only way to make sure”
@iojDRE
@iojDRE Жыл бұрын
The part when Dumbledore came back to life and travelled to Mordorbius to face Sauron in mortal kombat and say to him "It's Tolkien time" was truly one of the moments in the series.
@The_Primary_Axiom
@The_Primary_Axiom Жыл бұрын
The part where Sauron tweeted to his entire army and said… “Be inclusive, be respectful and honor everybody’s pronouns no matter what” Was so heartfelt.
@FalconRS
@FalconRS Жыл бұрын
I wished necromancy was real, so someone could raise undead Tolkien, who will go after his enemies, like Imhotep in Mummy.
@MrShadeGaming
@MrShadeGaming Жыл бұрын
@@FalconRS Does it count if we use his bones(or whatever is left of him) to make a killer robot?
@FalconRS
@FalconRS Жыл бұрын
@@MrShadeGaming This is fantasy, not sci-fi. Either dementor-like menace to consume tainted souls of CEOs or 'just' a zombie tearing them limb by limb.
@MrShadeGaming
@MrShadeGaming Жыл бұрын
@@FalconRS we can make kill bots in real life now (they aren't great but they kinda work) anyway i was just joking you know. your idea sounds more fun tho 🥸
@wildfire160
@wildfire160 Жыл бұрын
Pffft the part where he tweeted "I`m gonna build a wall the best one ever! ...and Gondor`s going to pay for it" was way way better...
@bodvarson1933
@bodvarson1933 Жыл бұрын
8:27 No! Baggins's do not have a yearning for adventure. It's literally the opposite. Baggins's were known for their wealth and their love of hearth and home. They never did anything out of the ordinary. Bilbo craved adventure because of the Took in him. This is a fact that everyone that has seen the first movie in the least should know.
@maximiliand2544
@maximiliand2544 Жыл бұрын
Or even read the books themselves.
@bodvarson1933
@bodvarson1933 Жыл бұрын
im looking for the minimum here
@_imhere906
@_imhere906 Жыл бұрын
I felt my eyes start to stay at the back of my head from all the eye-rolling I did from the clips you showed. I hate these overmanly, overpowered female characters!!! It's a deservice to Galadriel, Arwen and Eowyn who were powerful and strong and remained feminine!!! Keep women characters as is!!! They became relatable because of their own personality! Not a modernized , toxic feminist sh*t that the woke keep spewing! I hope the show loses billions of dollars to stop this atrocity!!!!
@Jacurutu
@Jacurutu Жыл бұрын
Oh please, weak men were complaining about strong females on the old trilogy too. And gay Gandalf. Right wing has diminished but you are all too loud.
@excelsior8682
@excelsior8682 Жыл бұрын
@Women should cook And clean unprompted no, but he wishes he was, if only to look deeply into Geydalf's eyes and feel his beard fluttering on his bare chest
@hauthsuantak210
@hauthsuantak210 Жыл бұрын
@@Jacurutu no wonder your country's shitty as it is Left wing my ass, but it's ok it's fun watching a daily live comedy show of the US mainly the Dem states lol
@jacobcrowley61
@jacobcrowley61 Жыл бұрын
I loved the bit when Frodo was hanging upside down in the ice cave and he summoned the ring to him using the force and used it to cut off gollum's arm. Truly indistinguishable from the works of Tolkien himself
@MitchTubeism
@MitchTubeism Жыл бұрын
It really got me when Elrond said "There are two kinds of people in Middle Earth; those with loaded bows and those who dig. You dig." Tears in my eyes.
@jessiedalton2681
@jessiedalton2681 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jmitterii2
@jmitterii2 Жыл бұрын
My favorite part is right after, when Elrond pulls a Space Balls and simply takes a copy of a DVD of this series plops it down and takes a big shit on in it.
@yourmom9951
@yourmom9951 Жыл бұрын
Blondie!!!!! You son of a…
@SoupDragonish
@SoupDragonish Жыл бұрын
@@yourmom9951 Wah wah ...
@jmack8201
@jmack8201 Жыл бұрын
Or how about when Galadriel was all like well i`m a put on show kinda of girl I squealed.
@noelleeve4087
@noelleeve4087 Жыл бұрын
Man, you laughing at the term "dwarf of color" really brought it home for me. I started laughing too at the sheer ridiculousness of it. 😭🤣 It's soooo bad, you can only just laugh at it.
@benjohnson1705
@benjohnson1705 Жыл бұрын
Why because you are a racist? When was this term used in the series? Oh stop: im sure "you dont see color" HAHAHAHAHA
@RocketeerAndRoll
@RocketeerAndRoll Жыл бұрын
This is already the most insufferable cast in history. All of them are so self-involved it's mind blowing.
@TheJeroenbrouwer
@TheJeroenbrouwer Жыл бұрын
When Sauron said "The ring is literal perfection.", then Galadriel said "It will be. When it fits a woman."... I got goosebumps.
@christophercortez7191
@christophercortez7191 Жыл бұрын
I clapped!!!!!
@joeblow3145
@joeblow3145 Жыл бұрын
Lmao I honest to God wouldn’t be surprised if this gets said in a confrontation they have
@andrelucas8950
@andrelucas8950 Жыл бұрын
Glorious!
@tonyshannon8429
@tonyshannon8429 Жыл бұрын
I lolled :P
@BeNice108
@BeNice108 Жыл бұрын
That made me cringe. Good job.
@kikusama
@kikusama Жыл бұрын
I think they need a missing person's poster all over that says: " Have you seen Gladriel's husband, Celeborn? He was written out because he a male."
@railsplitters79
@railsplitters79 Жыл бұрын
Just imagine how completely vacuous you would have to be to celebrate the “representation” of a fictional character. It’s like crowing that you championed the building of wheelchair ramps that are big enough to allow access for “differently-abled” hippogriffs. Or that you have “broken the glass ceiling” by portraying the first yellow dragon in a major Hollywood movie.
@nillynush4899
@nillynush4899 Жыл бұрын
Wasn't Bruce Lee asian? He broke the mold with style a half century ago, yet these people want ass pats because they literally have - Nothing Else. The participation trophy generations (1980s and up) finally reached adulthood and we've seen the first major cycle of them generationally since the late 2000s.
@Jacurutu
@Jacurutu Жыл бұрын
white people are the minority on this planet.
@totallynormalasmrchannel
@totallynormalasmrchannel Жыл бұрын
i'm black and i don't care about representation lol.. who is a black dwarf representing anything about myself other than a similar skin tone? I went to the Fellowship of the Ring premiere when i was a kid, didn't care about representation, just enjoyed that movie that i watched after at least 20 more times on my pentium 3 under the comfort of my blankets and the premise of a excellent story.
@robw7676
@robw7676 10 ай бұрын
I loved it when Galadriel told Isilidur that travelling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops.
@hithere9377
@hithere9377 Жыл бұрын
When Sauron demanded to know her name and she took off her helmet, turned and said “My name is Galadrius Decimus Meridius”. Chills.
@dixonbourne
@dixonbourne Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@tonyweaver2353
@tonyweaver2353 Жыл бұрын
"Mother to a murdered son, wife of a murdered husband. I will have my revenge, in this age or the next" so inspiring, I feel inspired you feel inspired? Girls get it on!
@hithere9377
@hithere9377 Жыл бұрын
@@tonyweaver2353 “in this age or the next” 😂😂😂😂
@billybatts8283
@billybatts8283 Жыл бұрын
Frodo: "Gandalfine, is your period late?" Gandalfine: "A wizards period is never late Frodo Baggins, nor is it early. It arrives exactly when the female goddesses means it to."
@SantiagoGT15
@SantiagoGT15 Жыл бұрын
Frodo: Female goddess? Pretty non-progressive on your part Gandalfine
@keithgoreham1463
@keithgoreham1463 Жыл бұрын
That's type-B goddess now. Please keep up with the destruction of our language. 😜
@ziauddinkhan5699
@ziauddinkhan5699 Жыл бұрын
When Galadriel hangs the ring around Frodo's neck and says, "This...has great power" and Frodo nods vigorously and says, "With great power comes great responsibility." Chills!!
@garymcderp1146
@garymcderp1146 Жыл бұрын
After suffering through this abomination, in hindsight I think that this show hasn’t ruined Lord of the Rings or Tolkien’s legacy, because this show was so bad I don’t consider it part of the franchise at all. In fact this trash made The Hobbit trilogy better for me when I ended up rewatching the prequels after watching Amazon’s awful fan fiction disaster. So Amazon can keep wasting money on seasons 2 through 10. I won’t even bother watching. I don’t recommend anyone else watching it either. All it does is give Amazon more viewer ratings and insults the true fans. We shouldn’t even be talking about it. Rings of Power isn’t LOTR, it isn’t Tolkien, it’s just some garbage on Amazon.
@mitromney
@mitromney Жыл бұрын
This makes me realize Lord of the Rings would've never been made today. It just couldn't. I honestly can barely believe how lucky we've got. It was filmed late enough to have proper special effects and other cinematic qualities, but early enough to escape PCs ever-present fingers. I'm buying another copy right now and sealing it in a metal cage for future generations. A miracle like that will probably never happen again.
@Outcast-0033
@Outcast-0033 Жыл бұрын
I'm probably going to get the hobbit trilogy too. No its not as good but its a masterpiece when compared to what Amazon is doing so id rather watch those movies again.
@carljohan9265
@carljohan9265 Жыл бұрын
There is a youtube clip called "The inimitable production of The Lord of the Rings trilogy". Go watch it, and you will truly realize how INSANELY lucky we are to have gotten the LOTR trilogy.
@eduardoboada2871
@eduardoboada2871 Жыл бұрын
What's crazy is that I remember when I saw LOTR for the first time I thought "well, they certainly took some liberties with the source material" like putting elves at Helm's Deep, etc. But after The Hobbit Movies and now this, LOTR now looks like the most faithful and respectful adaptation ever. Sad...
@abstractnonsense3253
@abstractnonsense3253 Жыл бұрын
I know these are different fandoms but Dune seems to be well on its way to be faithfully adapted. Fingers crossed.
@whowhatwherewhy1434
@whowhatwherewhy1434 Жыл бұрын
Lol…there are a lot of movies and books I am desperately trying to buy before they stop publishing them or “editing them to be politically correct.”
@cb2000a
@cb2000a Жыл бұрын
Calling this a dumpster fire is an understatement.
@chasehedges6775
@chasehedges6775 Жыл бұрын
Would a burn pile work?
@eugenemonti5755
@eugenemonti5755 Жыл бұрын
@@chasehedges6775 I would say more like Mt doom exploding like in return of the king
@chasehedges6775
@chasehedges6775 Жыл бұрын
@@eugenemonti5755 💯💯💯. And the Eye Of Sauron imploding out of existence.
@chimeraguts
@chimeraguts Жыл бұрын
Better yet call this a landfill fire.
@emperorsized7925
@emperorsized7925 Жыл бұрын
The part when Frodo is standing over the fires of mount doom contemplating destroying the one ring or not, when stops and looks at the camera and says "i love lamp"..........moved me to tears.
@MrExplosion449
@MrExplosion449 Жыл бұрын
I can almost guarantee that the party composition of this new ‘fellowship’ will make absolutely no sense
@DustinBarlow8P
@DustinBarlow8P Жыл бұрын
The part where Sauron talks to the elves who have his daughter stating 'But what I do have, is a very particular set of Rings' gives me the chills every time. So true to the lore that J.R.R. Martin created
@varsityathlete9927
@varsityathlete9927 Жыл бұрын
J.R.R. Martin
@madelinetracy3847
@madelinetracy3847 Жыл бұрын
Or how about when Aragorn’s daughter gets kidnapped and Aragorn’s all, “You’re about to be taken!” And then he has to save her from that awful Orc/Human-sex-trafficking!! That was SO suspenseful!
@severedproxy
@severedproxy Жыл бұрын
@@varsityathlete9927 yes, the very J.R.R. Martin that inspired the creator of Lord of the Thrones, George R.R. Tolkien
@fernandosimon5621
@fernandosimon5621 Жыл бұрын
If only J.R.R. Martin could finish the last book, "The Return of the Winds".
@mhauze4all
@mhauze4all Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@wetincornwall6882
@wetincornwall6882 Жыл бұрын
When Sam threw Sauron off Nakatomi Tower and as he fell Sauron said "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die." Chills...
@bmabhilash01
@bmabhilash01 Жыл бұрын
Frodo joins him and says "It's morbin time"
@fixer1140
@fixer1140 Жыл бұрын
And what about when Glorfindel says "Ice to see you" with his adorable Austrian accent. Just goosebumps
@RogueRM
@RogueRM Жыл бұрын
I thought I'd die when Sauron said "I'll be back!"
@theMyouknow
@theMyouknow Жыл бұрын
Lord of the Bladerunner one of the best movies out there.
@Name-se3lf
@Name-se3lf Жыл бұрын
yippy kai yay
@IskraZ_Polski
@IskraZ_Polski Жыл бұрын
That feeling when Gollum said to Frodo, "I know now why you cry. But it's something I can never do." I was touched, then turned on my heel and lowered myself into the lava.
@philcollins2546
@philcollins2546 Жыл бұрын
Excellent comment!
@Beau74
@Beau74 Жыл бұрын
ROFL
@tannhausergate6310
@tannhausergate6310 Жыл бұрын
The scene where Sauron turns to all the diverse, made up characters around him and says "Huh, huh huh huh... you said 'rings'... huh huh huh" brought a tear to my eye.
@OpinionatedHuman
@OpinionatedHuman Жыл бұрын
I always think its very funny that every thing they "reboot/remake/reinvent" is for "new fans" yet they all have the same problem, those "new fans" only exist in their imagination. And we all know how little imagination they have...
@matthewmosier8439
@matthewmosier8439 Жыл бұрын
That whole concept is illogical. A series is popular and therefore it gets "fans". Those fans are just people who hadn't seen the series until one day they did.. and liked it, for various reasons. To then buy the rights to that series for money and proceed to alienate the fans (people who liked it) and say that you're doing it to get "new fans" defies the entire point of the original purchase. Just make up a series that you want to make, use the money that would have been spent to buy the rights to an existing franchise and use that money to create the new one. Truth is, they know their ideas won't be popular. I think that knowledge stays hidden in their minds, but if they thought their ideas for characters and plots were incredible then they would just write new stuff.
@Dinoslay
@Dinoslay Жыл бұрын
@@matthewmosier8439 ☝This.
@Ran0r
@Ran0r Жыл бұрын
@@matthewmosier8439 Thats exactly what I've been thinking and discussing with my friends as well
@MaxiemumKarnage
@MaxiemumKarnage Жыл бұрын
See: Halo Literally made me depressed, I wanted a Halo series for years... And we get this. I gave up on the franchise
@die1mayer
@die1mayer Жыл бұрын
It's corporate talk for this franchise attracts money ("fans"), and a new franchise-product is therefore justified. Our product should however be different to former products (books, movies, etc.), so we can copyright it and our product will get positive reviews by the media if we hire a diverse cast and woke writers (our public relations dept.).
@frederickbraam6572
@frederickbraam6572 Жыл бұрын
The best part, by far, is when Samwise comes out of his hobbit hole and says "I did not hit her. It's not true. It's BS. I did not hit her. I did not. Oh, hi Frodo".
@shadowking9739
@shadowking9739 Жыл бұрын
"Mr. Frodo betrayed me! I am FED UP with this world!"
@upliftspice6282
@upliftspice6282 Жыл бұрын
That one genuinely made me laugh, thanks for that brother.
@MrDionstarrr
@MrDionstarrr Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment 😂
@DRAGON_NUTZ
@DRAGON_NUTZ Жыл бұрын
"You're tearing me apart Rosie!"
@shadowking9739
@shadowking9739 Жыл бұрын
@@DRAGON_NUTZ "Anyway Aragorn, how is your sex life?"
@putzthewondersloth
@putzthewondersloth Жыл бұрын
Gandalf's epic line when facing off against the Balrog: "Good, bad, I'm the guy with the Flame of Udun," always gives me chills.
@mattthehamster
@mattthehamster Жыл бұрын
With premiere date they underline the death of Tolkien
@betelgeuse_99
@betelgeuse_99 Жыл бұрын
After this show releases, it marks the moment just about every franchise from my childhood has been ruined by some corporation. Gotta love it.
@paultenhout2446
@paultenhout2446 Жыл бұрын
They haven't touched on Half-life yet
@haraldtopfer5732
@haraldtopfer5732 Жыл бұрын
Somehow I feel sad for the actors. Don't you wish your work becomes a real success and people give you credit for that? That's not some fucking low-budget D&D B-Movie (yet the characters look like that), it's a mega investment by Amzn Prime. What are you thoughts on that? Do they realy think it's good work?
@cornbredx
@cornbredx Жыл бұрын
Ya, because they made something new that is bad the old thing you liked is now bad. That's how that works 🙄
@Hero_Of_Old
@Hero_Of_Old Жыл бұрын
The difference is, the books are canon not the films or adaptations. They can never ruin Tolkien's work.
@MegaMark0000
@MegaMark0000 Жыл бұрын
It hasn't been ruined. That's not true. You can still enjoy the Jackson movies and the books. Ignore this non-fan-fiction.
@Thamb0
@Thamb0 Жыл бұрын
I actually thought you somehow created the slow-mo scene showing their faces and how dopey they look. Then once you gave context and I realized it was them who did it, I laughed for such a long time. Wow, they just can't help destroying everything.
@BertoxolusThePuzzled
@BertoxolusThePuzzled Жыл бұрын
Wait wait wait, he DIDN'T edit that in?... Deer god...
@dottorekaoz8679
@dottorekaoz8679 Жыл бұрын
I thought it was made-up too. What in heck have they thought? Did they think "let's throw some 80s vibes in"?
@Midwinter2
@Midwinter2 Жыл бұрын
They are literally parodying their own show - and it hasn't even come out yet.
@WayStedYou
@WayStedYou Жыл бұрын
@@BertoxolusThePuzzled No, just the days of our lives intros.
@Phobos11
@Phobos11 Жыл бұрын
Same, I thought that was a meme edit for the joke. Didn’t remember they were the joke all along.
@rappodon
@rappodon Жыл бұрын
When Galadriel said to Sauran "Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?" .. thats Epic!!
@PROVOCATEURSK
@PROVOCATEURSK Жыл бұрын
I loved when Onyxia summoned Mjolnir and yelled: This is Sparta!
@Dakarn
@Dakarn Жыл бұрын
I like how the actress that plays the "First female dwarf to appear on screen in a Tolkein film" doesn't know that there were female dwarves in Peter Jackson's 2012 "The Hobbit". Must have been because their beards made them indistinguishable from the male dwarves. 😏
@RocketeerAndRoll
@RocketeerAndRoll Жыл бұрын
Willow did it first.
@yucaprieta7990
@yucaprieta7990 Жыл бұрын
its all about being inclusiv we dont have no time to see the previous movies or read the source material, ITS THE FIRST FEMALE DWARF , YOU HEAR ME !!!🤣🤣😂😂
@Dakarn
@Dakarn Жыл бұрын
@@RocketeerAndRoll In Willow, they were called Elwyns (or Pecks as a derogatory term).
@multi-purposebiped7419
@multi-purposebiped7419 Жыл бұрын
She probably didn't watch The Hobbit because she was told it was a disaster by toxic fans. To be fair, it was a disaster.
@jornada.inesperada2403
@jornada.inesperada2403 Жыл бұрын
@@RocketeerAndRoll yeah Willow did it!
@peterd788
@peterd788 Жыл бұрын
I can't believe how Amazon is marketing this.
@chasehedges6775
@chasehedges6775 Жыл бұрын
Same. It looks terrible
@Apollo890
@Apollo890 Жыл бұрын
By telling huge whopping great lies with fecking bells hanging off their ears? Standard really
@Mr.Skeleton.
@Mr.Skeleton. Жыл бұрын
I like when the female dwarf of colors says “ooga booga” to the patriarchy
@elperronimo
@elperronimo Жыл бұрын
Idk it's kinda growing on me. the clip where elrond proclaims 'we live in a society' gave me literal chills
@gmualum08
@gmualum08 Жыл бұрын
Epic levels of cringe
@KC-rt4hp
@KC-rt4hp Жыл бұрын
And Sauron commanded: "Build me a flop worthy of Mordor."
@broadie42
@broadie42 Жыл бұрын
Why the f do the elves look like that? That's all i need to just pretend that this whole series never happened. Maybe i'll write a fantasy novel where "The Rings of Power" never happend.
@dookie_12
@dookie_12 Жыл бұрын
I cried when Galadriel said “It’s forgin’ time!”
@individual8232
@individual8232 Жыл бұрын
Was in tears shaking, so stunning so brave
@d26k164
@d26k164 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@matts6607
@matts6607 Жыл бұрын
my whole family including the dog all stood up and applauded. brought tears to the dog's eyes.
@fixer1140
@fixer1140 Жыл бұрын
I burst into tears when gender fluid Frodo says "your Orcs are very impressive, you must be very proud".
@Vulpine407
@Vulpine407 Жыл бұрын
Gimli: "It's true that you don't see many dwarf women." Aragorn (whispering): "It's because of the beards." Two decades later: "Beards? What beards?"
@skybird5845
@skybird5845 Жыл бұрын
No that's a the end of back to the future right
@MrAlopex112
@MrAlopex112 Жыл бұрын
im suprised, they didnt make a gillette commercial out of it xD
@CambodianSpank
@CambodianSpank Жыл бұрын
The original trailer is currently sitting at 1.9 million dislikes 💀
@willmcgee45
@willmcgee45 Жыл бұрын
Since she’s “the first dwarf of color”, what tf were her parent’s?
@themoviejunky3918
@themoviejunky3918 Жыл бұрын
I am SO looking forward to Gary, Az, Drinker, Mauler, Disparu et al ripping this series a new ring hole. Man this is going to be entertainment GOLD!
@jarnobrofelt1891
@jarnobrofelt1891 Жыл бұрын
Dont forget Disparu.
@thereturnofdarthcaedus
@thereturnofdarthcaedus Жыл бұрын
i have a friend who is going to enjoy this show while im not she even enjoyed the star wars sequel trilogy im like those to me are not true canon shes like to me they are then im like rey is queen of all mary sues and j j abrams tryed my favorite female charecter into a a sex object
@user-nv2wt4hi8t
@user-nv2wt4hi8t Жыл бұрын
Right? The only highlight of the Thor: Love and Thunder experience for me was watching it during their live stream and pausing the video every 5 minutes to go to the livestream and hear them echo my exact sentiments. It was hilarious and cathartic seeing the gang channel my identical level of total bewilderment at that shit show.
@thereturnofdarthcaedus
@thereturnofdarthcaedus Жыл бұрын
@@user-nv2wt4hi8t to me disney almost destroyed the star wars frenchise with the force awakens the last jedi and the rise of skywalker and kathleen kennedy needs to get fired and replaced
@mmaboxingclips2407
@mmaboxingclips2407 Жыл бұрын
Just say and..
@TheBelieveit1
@TheBelieveit1 Жыл бұрын
"The Harfoots wander as nomads" "Go back to the book go back to the book go back to the book." Somehow they didn't get to page 4 of the books cause it specifically stated that the Harfoots (which Tolkien said on that very same page was just a breed of Hobbot) were the most inclined to settle in one place and didn't travel much outside their homes and Hobbit holes.
@angieoxford7092
@angieoxford7092 Жыл бұрын
TIL The Harfoots actually live in carts, not holes
@MegaMaxiepad
@MegaMaxiepad Жыл бұрын
Harfoots like it in the hole, according to canon.
@--Sama-
@--Sama- Жыл бұрын
@@angieoxford7092 Every Hobbit (even the ones from Bree-hill) lived in the foothills of the mountains or hills in normal brick houses or smials (holes). In fact we have art drawn by Tolkien himself about it.
@JamieZero7
@JamieZero7 Жыл бұрын
@@angieoxford7092 So traders?
@donchichivagabond1578
@donchichivagabond1578 Жыл бұрын
Great point! Of all the Hobbits- Harfoots didn't like traveling and Hobbits as a species didn't like to travel already. So if Hobbits weren't inclined to travel then you never would find a Harfoot doing so. A popular saying amongst Hobbits- "You would sooner find Smaug sharing his plunder than a Harfoot taking a trip."
@augustwest9727
@augustwest9727 Жыл бұрын
Amazon are Geniuses. They knew they could never compete with LOTRs and didn't have the the writing of Tolkien. So they went full on Star Wars Holiday Special. Dump Tons of money in it. Make it terrible writing, cost lots of money and be a Dumpster fire that will never be forgotten.
@lawsonfarm
@lawsonfarm Жыл бұрын
Releasing on the anniversary of Tolkien's death? How appropriate... this insult to his legacy will make him roll in his grave.
@Problembeing
@Problembeing Жыл бұрын
“To draw in the NEW fans” she said. And, there you have it. Cultural colonisation.
@proudsaiyanprince2651
@proudsaiyanprince2651 Жыл бұрын
An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day, this day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth I bid you stand men of the west!
@warfightersanonymous7760
@warfightersanonymous7760 Жыл бұрын
@@proudsaiyanprince2651 seriously, Men of the West of This Earth need to stand for our culture and mythology. Wasn't there a conservation society for this sort of thing???
@dw620
@dw620 Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately it will work to a degree - how many people bother to go back and read the books? - but we can at least ensure the lore-breaking does not go unnoticed despite the shill media trying to play down fan reaction.
@mustlovedragons8047
@mustlovedragons8047 Жыл бұрын
@àsper Tolkien was not fond of the 1930s-40s Germans. And neither are we.
@Problembeing
@Problembeing Жыл бұрын
@àsper Yup - They all have one thing in common; socialism.
@jamescannon4186
@jamescannon4186 Жыл бұрын
Few things to note regarding Tolkiens actual writings and stance on some stuff; 1. Galadriel wasn’t a warrior. She was influential and powerful magically sure (for an Elf) but her whole personality and story back during this time was her simply wanting to rule. Gil-Gilead, Glorfindel and the like were elven warriors and hunted Sauron down WITH ARMIES until the final battle because no Elf could defeat what’s essentially a fallen angel power wise. Soooo Galadriel looking for Sauron is like trying to find the center of a nuclear bombs target 5 seconds before it blows up. 2. This timeline is fucked up. Is Sauron using his Annatar alias? Because if so then nobody should be “hunting him”. And if he isnt using it anymore then that means all the rings are created and he should have the Nazgûl prior to their complete succumbing into their wraith forms. Maybe Numenorian Nazgûl kings , sorcerers and warriors should be in the show. 3. For clarification: harfoots are 1/3 types of hobbits. The creators don’t know anything and it really shows, but anyways. Magic is also a very unique aspect within Tolkien’s books. Like The Maiar (Sauron, Gandalf, Balrogs, etc) can influence the energy that makes up Middle Earth from Eru Aluvitar into “spells” but Tolkien specifically made sure that Elves can only influence things not outright cast spells. Kinda like the stronger the spirit the more impact on the surrounding world it would have. Humans like Denethor and Faramir were unique due to being able to see into the future albeit very murkily, but that’s ALL a human could do. The Witch King can use magic only because he has a power source… that just so happens to be a maiar directly. But yeah went on a tangent, toodle-do
@kkillroyv2897
@kkillroyv2897 Жыл бұрын
You are a massive nerd. And I'm so fucking glad people like you exist who remember things like this for when people try to desecrate Tolkien's works.
@mhauze4all
@mhauze4all Жыл бұрын
Good tangent! 👍👍
@mr.dalerobinson
@mr.dalerobinson Жыл бұрын
Also Tolkien tried writing a sequel to LOTR before he passed, but decided it just didn't need it. (as quoted in a letter to a friend) He thought LOTR was good enough to be the final say in the franchise. I choose to respect his decision, and ignore this latest creatively bankrupt corporate cash grab.
@limnades
@limnades Жыл бұрын
Loved it
@arandomguy1226
@arandomguy1226 Жыл бұрын
@@limnades me too
@Tsagia
@Tsagia Жыл бұрын
In the words of Tywin Lannister: "Madness. Madness and stupidity."
@JamesAnderson-dp1dt
@JamesAnderson-dp1dt 9 ай бұрын
AHAHAHAHAAAA! The LotR "Days of our Lives" intro was the funniest thing I've seen in a while!
@echoechoecho7142
@echoechoecho7142 Жыл бұрын
Every day that goes by, we see more and more how blessed we were to get the 2001-2003 Trilogy. Nothing will top it, ever.
@shaunpatrick8345
@shaunpatrick8345 Жыл бұрын
They could re-release it with 20 minutes cut from the ending. That would be better.
@damascusraven
@damascusraven Жыл бұрын
"Won't be influenced by modern-day politics" *We just made all the main characters women, black, gay, etc in a setting where none of that makes sense.* I know we haven't heard anything about there being a ton of gay characters, but....come on.....it's Amazon.
@Lonovavir
@Lonovavir Жыл бұрын
The messed up implication of this new found diversity is the following question: What happened to all the minorities between this show and the LOTR novels/films? The answers aren't pretty.
@farmerBob12
@farmerBob12 Жыл бұрын
Cultural appropriation is okay now, apparently.
@PepitoBasado
@PepitoBasado Жыл бұрын
If I had to bet I would say they will most likely include atl east one LGTBquewrty character, I mean, it´s literally what they are obliged to according to Amazon Studios Inclusion Policy
@lilfish5124
@lilfish5124 Жыл бұрын
@@Lonovavir it is a reboot... They want to start from the past when the introduce frodo and Sam as lovers, etc.
@KM-dk5gn
@KM-dk5gn Жыл бұрын
That dark skinned Dwarf looks so0oo not like a dwarf. The first time I saw her I thought she was playing some human queen, that is what she looks like. In the parody videos with the Days of Our Lives and hair ad audio overlays she looks like a tolken transvestite that you see on every Broadway musical as a character providing comic relief.
@TheIcemanModdeler
@TheIcemanModdeler Жыл бұрын
The part when Galadriel finds out there is an Orc on her ship and asks: "-How many orcs we got in this ship anyhow?" , and then everyone on the ship yells "Yo" and she replies "Keep firing Orcs!". Stunning, brave, goosebumps, shivers, the works
@Ah1My-Spinach-Puffs1
@Ah1My-Spinach-Puffs1 Жыл бұрын
The part where Aragorn and Thoron Oakenshield team up and drop kick Jeffrey Bezos in the nuts while screaming “this is Tolkien!” Had me to tears while glimpsing at Kili making out with Tauriel with Fili watching and whispering “frankly my dear I do t give a damn” - the stuff of legends.
@r.l.royalljr.3905
@r.l.royalljr.3905 Жыл бұрын
I literally cannot take Morfydd Clark seriously in any of these promos. When Tolkien described Galadriel as "ageless" I don't think "grown woman with a 12 year old's face" is what he meant.
@samaritan_sys
@samaritan_sys Жыл бұрын
Jackson went so far as to cast an actress that even fit the bill of, as Tolkien described her, having a deep voice for a woman when he got Cate Blanchett for the role. This Clark woman sounds like a weepy child, and looks like one too.
@queenberuthiel5469
@queenberuthiel5469 Жыл бұрын
OMG yes. The actress, Morfydd Clark, is beautiful for sure but goodness I can't take her baby face and looks seriously. The funniest part of this is the fact that they made her a warrior girlboss and the actress doesn't look convincing for the part lol. Especially with that scene with her and Elrond, they look like they're high school buddies. She's supposed to be Galadriel, a lady so wise and respected. They could have casted an older actress (just like what they did to both Celembrimbor and Gil-galad) and cast Morfydd as Celebrian instead. That would be more believable to me.
@elidasilva5558
@elidasilva5558 Жыл бұрын
She looks lovely imo, i dont know about the story
@CordeliaWagner
@CordeliaWagner Жыл бұрын
Look at Cate Blanchett without heavy filters. Not exactly what you would call beauty...
@piotrsteckow1575
@piotrsteckow1575 Жыл бұрын
@@CordeliaWagner well she is 53... she was hot when she played galadriel 20 years ago
@NickSibz
@NickSibz Жыл бұрын
Said it once, I'll say it again. The marketing for this show has been nothing short of an absolute fucking disaster. I'm convinced they're joking at this point. It's unbelievable.
@kathleenhensley5951
@kathleenhensley5951 Жыл бұрын
They didn't even try not to attack the fans. They started attacking us first darn article
@haydentravis3348
@haydentravis3348 Жыл бұрын
Well yeah, probably super smug, too. From the outside, it looks like a bunch of assholes are getting rich taking a shit on something people love.
@nicoleackerman205
@nicoleackerman205 Жыл бұрын
Can they please say this is a parody.
@Lonovavir
@Lonovavir Жыл бұрын
The marketing is either epic trolling and the show will be amazing (very unlikely) or we've been spared a massive disappointment (most likely).
@kimberlyoldschool
@kimberlyoldschool Жыл бұрын
I think they just got high on their own supply for several years and moved ahead with filming episodes without any market testing or outside input. I think they assumed it would market itself. Then they put the first attempt at a trailer out there, and the public hit back so hard that they’ve completely lost their footing and are fumbling in the red zone.
@longbow_studios
@longbow_studios Жыл бұрын
It's funny that they call the desire for adventure "Baggins like" because in the books Bilbos adventuring spirit comes from his Mom's side, the Tooks. In fact the Baggins are super respectable and NEVER go adventuring.
@GhulamAbbas-fc7hd
@GhulamAbbas-fc7hd Жыл бұрын
Didn’t female dwarves has beard as well, as Gimli explains to Eowyn in the two towers why no one has seen female dwarves.
@tristanc.6598
@tristanc.6598 Жыл бұрын
"Baggins yearning for adventure" "First female dwarf" "Every adventure needs a fellowship" They really could have just called it a fanfic alternative
@abstractnonsense3253
@abstractnonsense3253 Жыл бұрын
Ironically, if they did, they wouldn't be getting the backlash they're getting now.
@DetectiveBarricade
@DetectiveBarricade Жыл бұрын
Fanfic implies that it was written by fans. This is written by people who hate LOTR by people who hate LOTR.
@portalmanHUN
@portalmanHUN Жыл бұрын
"Dwarf of color" Holy cringe
@LawrenceCaldwellAuthor
@LawrenceCaldwellAuthor Жыл бұрын
@@abstractnonsense3253 I'd actually watch it. I'd still laugh, but I would probably watch it. Not touching this aids with a ten foot pole, lol
@toothgrinder2760
@toothgrinder2760 Жыл бұрын
@@portalmanHUN Biggie Smalls in a dwarf dress.
@matts6607
@matts6607 Жыл бұрын
When Galadriel handed Rey the lightsaber and said "May the Morbin' TIme be with you" I cried...
@Muckylittleme
@Muckylittleme Жыл бұрын
That trailer looks like a new fragrance called "Conceit," for those who don't want to smell their own bullshit.
@TheLeadhound
@TheLeadhound Жыл бұрын
My favorite part was when Girladriel fought off the female scorpions with her special cervix magic blasts.
@richardlarson9459
@richardlarson9459 Жыл бұрын
You know, I can remember going to see movies like, The Color Purple, Coming To America, Friday, and Boyz N The Hood and never once did I think, "I just can't enjoy this movie because there's no one that looks like me". I mean, I'm a white male who has seen thousands of movies in my lifetime, and it has never once crossed my mind to question the racial makeup of the cast of any particular movie. If I was going to see a Kung Fu movie with Bruce Lee, I pretty much expected to see a movie with mostly or all Asian actors in it. If I went to see A Piece of the Action or Uptown Saturday Night, I expected to see black actors. You know what, I enjoyed all those movies. It just seems like they're being patronizing when these movie executives race swap or gender swap, as if they are saying certain people just don't have the capacity to like movies unless they have people like them in the film.
@sillypuppy5940
@sillypuppy5940 Жыл бұрын
I've been a Wonder Woman fan for nearly half a century without ever being a woman nor looking good in a corset.
@chongli3007
@chongli3007 Жыл бұрын
It’s all a smokescreen. Just like the word inclusion actually means exclusion
@centurion8446
@centurion8446 Жыл бұрын
Yeah I enjoyed passenger 57 back in the day. People enjoy engaging characters in interesting situations even if they can't directly relate background wise or whatever
@elverkongen2515
@elverkongen2515 Жыл бұрын
One of my favorite movies growing up was Rush Hour. The leads were Black and Chinese. I'm white. But, I'm a human being that doesn't require ethnic representation in everything I watch, read, or play, in order to feel a connection to the characters or the story.
@Mr_Smith618
@Mr_Smith618 Жыл бұрын
Scary how well the days of our lives fit with that opening
@chasehedges6775
@chasehedges6775 Жыл бұрын
💯💯
@michaelsegriff3362
@michaelsegriff3362 Жыл бұрын
Like sands through the hourglass…🤪
@KT-up9nt
@KT-up9nt Жыл бұрын
I started laughing uncontrollably when that went off
@skylx0812
@skylx0812 Жыл бұрын
I was expecting the Budwiser commercial from Close Encounters next.
@skylx0812
@skylx0812 Жыл бұрын
Now I want that old "Gee, your hair smells Terrific" shampoo ad put in there. Maybe with Biden in there too.
@grIMAG3
@grIMAG3 Жыл бұрын
I loved the part where Elanor Brandyfoot said, "It's Norin time." So beautiful.
@jamesrominger3850
@jamesrominger3850 Жыл бұрын
Not all heroes wear capes. LOTR had a huge influence on my childhood. Im talking about building forts in the he wood, making wood swords and bamboo bow and arrows lol and for Amazon to come in and basically ruin everything that I loved about Professor Tolkien's work.. your saying everything we're all thinking and I just applaud your channel sir🤘
@PatrikNilsson1
@PatrikNilsson1 Жыл бұрын
The character "Disa" is the biggest joke of 2022 🤣 Tolkien clearly writes that female dwarves could only be identified by dwarves since they looked the same, beard and all, even Jackson respected this and had Gimli give a brief comment about it. Disa....😂🤣😂🤣
@The_last_loyalty
@The_last_loyalty Жыл бұрын
The actress who plays her is the biggest joke. Knows nothing about the facts of her role and has an ego the size of a modest planet.
@Mister_Clean
@Mister_Clean Жыл бұрын
Disa nuts
@neonsponge37
@neonsponge37 Жыл бұрын
@@Mister_Clean Got 'eeeeeemmmmmm! Haha!
@paulmayson3129
@paulmayson3129 Жыл бұрын
She looks like an ogre, not a dwarf. And we have had female dwarven women in "The Hobbit", which for all its faults, it did depict them properly!
@creatrixZBD
@creatrixZBD Жыл бұрын
Is that the one lip-syncing to some Wagner opera?
@qapiojg
@qapiojg Жыл бұрын
The Harfoots are literally just one of three breeds of hobbits that migrated to Eriador in the third age. Literally a thousand years after the Last Alliance of elves and man. These people have literally no grasp of the lore and are absolutely butchering everything Tolkien created.
@yootoobsuks4210
@yootoobsuks4210 Жыл бұрын
That "Days of Our Lives" intro was the best... and then I came to "Urethra Franklin" and completely lost it. 🤣
@HappyTeeth.
@HappyTeeth. Жыл бұрын
correction. First female black dwarf played by a non-dwarf that is right-handed with a british accent and definitely not on a diet
@Metanaut1
@Metanaut1 Жыл бұрын
When Galadriel says "I'm here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum!" Absolutely profound, couldn't help but cheer the screen
@ANTIStraussian
@ANTIStraussian Жыл бұрын
Sitting infront of 1,000 toys Days thr word woke 30 times Incel fans in the comments Holy shit. This might be the best channel ever to watch the hogs
@particle6525
@particle6525 Жыл бұрын
Can't spell
@Raikiri290
@Raikiri290 Жыл бұрын
"I'm here to kick gum and chew ass. And I'm all out of ass." - Dick Kickem
@enigmaticallis3110
@enigmaticallis3110 Жыл бұрын
@@Raikiri290 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@IsaacMuntz
@IsaacMuntz 3 ай бұрын
​@@Raikiri290 Wtf 😂😂😂😂😂
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