Two-Point Campus, $0 School.

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Check Out Two-Point Campus, Sponsored by SEGA and Two-Point Studios: i.try.games/two-point-campus/...
1 Teacher with $0 vs. Two Point Campus
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@ambiguousamphibian Жыл бұрын

Big thanks to SEGA and Two Point Studios for sponsoring this one - lots of good devs here - Didn't realize that Two Point Campus actually has spiritual roots in Theme Hospital, as well as Bullfrog Productions and Lion Head Studios, who are responsible for some of my favorite gaming experiences. Definitely check it out!

@alleyway02 Жыл бұрын

Okay, when are you playing Theme Hospital?! Now that you've mentioned it, it will consume my every waking thought until it is made... Thank you for your time.

@marbehq8469 Жыл бұрын

@@alleyway02 yes thats a good one. Play Theme Hospital!!

@Internet_user777 Жыл бұрын

Have you seen the anime uncle from another world? He loves SEGA apparently

@jokenboy4983 Жыл бұрын

@@joeyaldente8858 this comments made me feel old

@budaroddy Жыл бұрын

You really didnt know? As and old school im really glad they are back better than ever, I dont remember exactly but I believe Bullfrog its one of the EA's Black list... I could be wrong thou You know what game I love? That old theme park, the old 2D one... Oh man those days where the sht

@shmubob Жыл бұрын

Classic rags to riches story. Started with nothing other than a large tract of inherited real estate and a mysterious ability to satisfy basic needs without means.

@shmubob Жыл бұрын

And a full education to "Professor" mysteriously obtained out of thin air...

@niggacockball7995 Жыл бұрын

and inhumane treatment of the youth in the beginning

@machinatingminotaur6285 Жыл бұрын

still far more ethical than any real scam university

@Bluecho4 Жыл бұрын

Don't forget all the grant money from the government.

@ambiguousamphibian Жыл бұрын

Whoops I meant to say the DMV

@xoyv Жыл бұрын

"today i was sponsored by sega to create a school for zero dollars" gee, you make it sound like it was THEIR idea

@ambiguousamphibian Жыл бұрын

Actually it was Sonic's idea

@danang5 Жыл бұрын

@@ambiguousamphibian so they give each youtuber different idea interesting

@kidnapmaster1517 Жыл бұрын

@@danang5 woosh

@budaroddy Жыл бұрын

@@ambiguousamphibian what about shodow 🖤

@orfeo793 Жыл бұрын

"seh-gah"

@l0rf Жыл бұрын

Year one: offer online architecture classes with a final exam to design a school. Then offer courses on masonry, plumbing and electric installations to have the best design built. Teachers can be replaced by interns and everything will be paid for by the students.

@doefarris2189 Жыл бұрын

I know you're kidding, but this genuinely looks like where the education/job training market is running towards.

@l0rf Жыл бұрын

@@doefarris2189 Am I though? But yeah, I can see a world where you pay to build the school you want to be educated in.

@stylesrj Жыл бұрын

Architecture? So no engineers to actually design a proper building made with the strongest shape then?

@caleb9197 Жыл бұрын

This sounds like a Nathan For You plan

@l0rf Жыл бұрын

@@stylesrj engineers have no place in this exploitative scheme; only architects would stoop so low.

@coopertrout4355 Жыл бұрын

2:02 Well, that's an incredibly surreal coincidence right there. Glad I got to be in one of your videos, even if it was as a slow, smelly library manager.

@suscpiciouspatron5585 Жыл бұрын

Holy shit it’s cooper trout

@JJTinyEyes Жыл бұрын

Yooo its the guy from the game!

@ZombieSazza Жыл бұрын

Did you get your yearly raise tho

@PhyzzFizz Жыл бұрын

i would return the book i took from thew library, but i use it to prop open the microwave door when i am cooking the kittens

@Talkshowhost23 Жыл бұрын

Take a shower, bro 😇

@novi0 Жыл бұрын

"I decided the goal [...] was to treat this like a business" oh so you're going the realistic route

@realdragon 9 күн бұрын

So basically like anything in US

@homosidorovich4753 Жыл бұрын

>general knowledge This is actually hilarious in concept. You're deadass just a dude in a 200sqft building, answering stupid questions and calling it a 'school' The fact they fucking failed initially makes it even more hilarious

@malinbarnes Жыл бұрын

This shit has me wheezing

@mitchellwright6241 Жыл бұрын

This is that "school of hard knocks" that everyone has been raving about.

@MrExpresate Жыл бұрын

Gen ed s a real thing that most college students are expected to do before starting their major. It's probably just that. I am a buzzkill and nobody likes me.

@homosidorovich4753 Жыл бұрын

@@MrExpresate now imagine failing

@juliamavroidi8601 Жыл бұрын

todays lesson: righty tighty, leftly loosey

@g2akashi Жыл бұрын

The look on Boaty's face as he stares at his ducks only now realizing his mistake in destroying the income stream that purchased him what he loves most is priceless

@LordChesalot Жыл бұрын

As someone how did archaeology at uin , I can confirm the orbs are important.

@TitanDarwin Жыл бұрын

Gotta ponder that orb.

@dingdang108 Жыл бұрын

You went to university? Lol. What a mess.

@corpsefoot758 Жыл бұрын

@@dingdang108 You sound like you wear camo to Walmart … lmao

@LordChesalot Жыл бұрын

@@dingdang108 dyslexic, my dude

@fananox2057 Жыл бұрын

Nothing is Hidden that will not be revealed. Hope your fraternity days were fun

@mustlovedragons8047 Жыл бұрын

"I think I'll do a wizards school next." _Casually slides _*_Spellcaster University_*_ in your general direction._

@nerdychocobo Жыл бұрын

I was about to say the same XD love that game

@shanetropman9804 Жыл бұрын

'Pieces of paper that say they've learned something' - FrighteninglyAccurateAmphibian 2022

@MarcosCodas Жыл бұрын

So SEGA still does what Nintendon't: sponsor our favorite content creators. Well done, lovely partnership! Congrats, Amphibian!

@dingdang108 Жыл бұрын

Yay, let's cheer for ads.

@MarcosCodas Жыл бұрын

@@dingdang108 100% if they help pay for quality content from awesome creators. This shit takes time and skill to make. Even amphibians gotta eat, ambiguous and otherwise.

@malcontender6319 Жыл бұрын

@@MarcosCodas "Quality content"?!? There hasn't been a "Quality" AA vid in months.

@gran4404 Жыл бұрын

@@malcontender6319 hey these sorts of comments can be really hurtful to the people who make videos

@LadyNeeka Жыл бұрын

@@malcontender6319 Then why are you still here? Move on already

@doodlebug7 Жыл бұрын

Imagine this university set up a booth at your highschool's college fair. You're intrigued, and go over to see what this new college is all about. The recruiter (who you find out is an unpaid student intern) hands you a pamphlet of their course offerings. All it says are "general knowledge" and "archeology".

@YoungClarke Жыл бұрын

I would totally take a course taught by ambigousamphibian on “general knowledge”

@corpsefoot758 Жыл бұрын

“Inhale BEFORE you exhale, not after.”

@Jordan4Ibanez Жыл бұрын

Little did they know he was in a lecture with every video by AA they watched

@majorpwner241 Жыл бұрын

@@corpsefoot758 *never inhales again after exhaling

@corpsefoot758 Жыл бұрын

@@majorpwner241 … am I responsible for the 0% reunion survival rate? 😞

@DragonTigerBoss Жыл бұрын

I like the Two Point Campus sponsorships with some of the other KZfaqrs, Kevin and all them deliberately trolling, but your approach of actually playing the game correctly is the AmbiguousAmphibian content I need.

@pedrovallefin8406 Жыл бұрын

Its actually a very clever strategy to promocionate the game. They sponsor some to play it wrongly and others to play it as intended. Showing the audience that they can have fun with the game either way. Though it does seems to be easier to reach the objetives when playing correctly (who would have thought🤯). That say, even the one guy who plays the game correctly has to make things deliberately go to hell in the end. Makes me wonder if theres some sort of end point or if they only way to "finish" is to get bored and stop playing.

@DragonTigerBoss Жыл бұрын

@@pedrovallefin8406 Probably the latter. It's Sega, they're the Total War guys now.

@pedrovallefin8406 Жыл бұрын

@@DragonTigerBoss Total War? Whats that?

@DragonTigerBoss Жыл бұрын

@@pedrovallefin8406 Grand strategy game that goes back around 20 years. There are technically goals for completing the game, but you can keep playing after "winning" or before then if you get bored. SEGA owns the original developer, Creative Assembly.

@weezy232323323232 Жыл бұрын

“Business…. I mean school” The education system summed up elegantly

@JaneDoe-ke2ge Жыл бұрын

Eyup

@to_cya_ Жыл бұрын

"Hanging up the pictures of the same fancy man all over the walls" Yep, that's something that is a thing in my country

@thisisthelukas Жыл бұрын

"They couldn't bother me during office hours to complain because there was no office." That's a 5head move right there.

@pausetocontinue7621 Жыл бұрын

“I think it’s a cult, but it’s my cult” This is the level of acceptance we need in today’s society

@pedrovallefin8406 Жыл бұрын

That basically describes CallmeKevins entire fanbase. And the world would probably be a better place if everyone accepted Kevin as their lord and savior, so i wholeheartely agree.

@cyberlemon9840 Жыл бұрын

@@pedrovallefin8406 Definitely. Although, _more like Bore Ragnarok am I right?_

@Tigtone_85 Жыл бұрын

It's called fire hardening AA humans have been strengthening wood that way for eons.

@Ed.Underscore.Underscore Жыл бұрын

Works great on MDF lecterns.

@alexsiemers7898 Жыл бұрын

If heat treating metal works I don’t see why wood should be any different

@DjMaxi005 Жыл бұрын

8:29 I would unironicly go to a college with Crazy Taxi Arcade on campus solely to play on it all the time 😎

@mixnmatchflavourbleach2313 Жыл бұрын

Those character profile pictures look like the final moments of looking down a dark alley after hearing a distant can falling over

@BlondieYouTube Жыл бұрын

The guy who was trying to weld wood clearly never followed a general knowledge class, let alone written a general knowledge essay.

@Zyrdalf Жыл бұрын

I can’t tell if the game is good or ambiguous just makes it look fun.

@ChefBarry Жыл бұрын

Like every college then, distracted that they’re receiving mediocre tutelage from a scammy man in robes walking around a car park

@ZombieSazza Жыл бұрын

“I think it’s a cult, but it’s _my_ cult” Not enough worshipping, needs more worshipping

@TitanDarwin Жыл бұрын

And pondering.

@superchroma Жыл бұрын

Ah, a disaster of a school with $0 of funding, the platonic ideal of american education.

@leorickt.9604 Жыл бұрын

Just missing corporate sponsored course content and large amounts of targetted advertising

@lennon6143 Жыл бұрын

@@leorickt.9604 nah, cause that’s not the case.

@dingdang108 Жыл бұрын

@@leorickt.9604 targetted

@Elkator955 Жыл бұрын

@@leorickt.9604 What it is missing is the mandatory reading shop.

@trustytrest Жыл бұрын

@@lennon6143 US schools are some of the worst of any first world nation

@surfeit5910 Жыл бұрын

And the first thing I think when I finish the video is "I bet Josh (Let's Game it Out) is going to have a field day with this game!"

@Pheonix_-gx4he Жыл бұрын

I like how he slowly turned the school into a payed labor camp/cult

@THEJustinOfAllTime Жыл бұрын

I remember when I found you you were going on philosophical journeys while killing zombies, now look at you, sponsored by Sega! You absolutely love to see it. Words can't describe how happy I am for ambiguousamphibian :)

@davidwatt2875 Жыл бұрын

4:27 Who tf climbs into bed like that?!

@phxrevive Жыл бұрын

You should play school tycoon! Another one of those 2000’s tycoons that would be oh so pleasant to watch.

@koquarian Жыл бұрын

4:05 " _Don't yoooouuuu... Forget about meeeeeee._ " Some real Breakfast Club vibes here.

@shemsuhor8763 Жыл бұрын

Extremely accurate representation of the school system. Well done, AA.

@kaazflaaz1209 Жыл бұрын

My soul needs another zomboid series, cozy edition for the winter!

@mattd6085 Жыл бұрын

I fucking miss old AA, he had such a way with words and compelling story telling

@MegaSockenschuss Жыл бұрын

@@mattd6085 +1

@o76923 Жыл бұрын

That infinite salary inflation problem has an excellent solution that Spiff found: integer overflow. You can give them so many raises that they pay you millions of dollars per month.

@lucasandersons Жыл бұрын

6:50 Its SPHERICAL

@RoyalCrest-LetsPlaysAndMore Жыл бұрын

Orb Cult is so last season, Duck Cult is all the rage

@Selnathorn Жыл бұрын

I find it funny that the sponsor for Two Point Campus requires the sposored to do a challenge. Surely makes it stand out

@_Jay_Maker_ Жыл бұрын

"They had a piece of paper that said they had learned something, and deserved to be paid more than other people out in the real world." A damning indictment of modern collegiate motivation.

@Mulakulu Жыл бұрын

Many places in Europe start school in mid August. That's normal

@Solar.studios Жыл бұрын

Sponsored by sega Truly unbelievable

@dingdang108 Жыл бұрын

Why?

@buddhavskungfu Жыл бұрын

@@dingdang108 They actually have a real marketing budget.

@Solar.studios Жыл бұрын

@@dingdang108 sega basically doesn’t sponsee anymore

@Solar.studios Жыл бұрын

Sponsor*

@RowanMackenzie Жыл бұрын

An incredible video. I was expecting the Orbs to take over at the end, but oh well XD

@Starfloofle Жыл бұрын

o r b

@fananox2057 Жыл бұрын

Would have been too on the nose

@Cenot4ph Жыл бұрын

they really put a lot of money into marketing this game, so many youtubers covering this

@GodDamnitTwitch Жыл бұрын

there are quite a few ways to completely break this game including mass dig sites to negative integer overflows it is quite a fun game if you enjoy breaking games.

@JackBaker954 Жыл бұрын

I cant believe we've never gotten an Evil Genius episode from you! I loved that game

@kaiwilley9079 Жыл бұрын

"He moved faster than MOST" absolutely killed me.

@j.michaelwiiams1859 Жыл бұрын

I miss crazy taxi.

@ambiguousamphibian Жыл бұрын

Yee yee yee also the Simpsons Road Rage

@frds_skce Жыл бұрын

Amphibian is really hitting that 10 minutes mark

@whateverppl1229 Жыл бұрын

"where do kids come from?" 0:49 subway, they come from subways

@mr.foxasmg Жыл бұрын

Yes.

@chrisisbezig Жыл бұрын

So close to 1 mill. I still remember ur zero to hero PZ who got me into watching you. Much deserved 👏

@malcontender6319 Жыл бұрын

And remember it well because it's clear he's never making videos like that again.

@jNetDowling Жыл бұрын

'I think it's a cult - but it's my cult'. Channeling that big Jim Pickens energy

@fataliecatalie899 Жыл бұрын

Yay, new Ambi video! Wish these were more of your longer type but I love it no matter what ❤

@haeleigh Жыл бұрын

orb club is the scientology of two point campus

@only-zooko5222 Жыл бұрын

only discovered you a few months ago but you're already one of my favorite KZfaqrs ever

@roalif Жыл бұрын

just found your channel, loving the gratuitous use of anchors aweigh

@Quietshow Жыл бұрын

When one of the great video game companies of your youth starts paying YOU money, you're doing it right!

@nargeta2 Жыл бұрын

This is one of those rare instances a recent subscription gives me instant gratification 👍

@imSUPERcereal0 Жыл бұрын

Just started playing this game! I was a huge Theme Hospital fan and Two Point Hospital was amazing.

@TheZohan907 Жыл бұрын

This is the third Two Point Campus video I’ve seen today

@buttquack Жыл бұрын

It's almost like the game just came out or something.

@dingdang108 Жыл бұрын

@@buttquack or that sponsorship is cancer, perhaps.

@ezralegum6236 Жыл бұрын

This is potentially the most effective sponsorship I have ever seen. I gotta buy this game, all glory to the ORB.

@lordmanatee439 Жыл бұрын

A scam in some guys garage becoming a proper university is the story of the University of Delaware, and also pretty much every non-chartered university.

@B8Av3 Жыл бұрын

Some of your best work in a long while, my friend!

@takashialimosa9337 Жыл бұрын

This is the most entertained I've been all year

@VinePest Жыл бұрын

The rubber ducky loop was perfect. Edit: oh it wasn't a loop after all, but an extremely large number of rubber duckies. The rubber ducky foreshadowing was perfect!

@margaretwilson8736 Жыл бұрын

Oh my God, you're hilarious. I'm subscribing lmao

@magenty_m_axol 9 ай бұрын

How can he lie to us, this campus has way more that two points!

@HmmmmmLemmeThinkNo Жыл бұрын

This is the first video of this game i've seen that made me want to actually play it c:

@srb_guy3487 Жыл бұрын

2:18 anchors aweigh

@peppermintnightmare4741 Жыл бұрын

trippy game, I absolutely love your logic when it comes to stuff like this. whenever I fix my Gaming PC, I'll try my hardest to remember to give this game a try. I'm so heartbroken that my PC doesnt work anymore... all that money and time down the drain... it was my only escape from this cruel world, and I don't know what the do anymore... Aloha from Hawaii

@zhewaka Жыл бұрын

"who had explosively full bladders and still continue drinking water" says he as i literally chug down the third glass of water in a row

@danpewpewman9711 Жыл бұрын

I’ve never played a game in this genre but it actually looks tempting

@DyoKasparov Жыл бұрын

Pretty awesome of Sega to do this, and great video as always

@CoastalKite Жыл бұрын

I could listen to amiguousamphibian narrate anything, anytime, anywhere.

@Mariosunbornchild Жыл бұрын

That one shot of all those duck fountains made me think... how many did he place, how much did it cost?

@while.coyote Жыл бұрын

I love how miserable the orb club makes me. More orbs!

@R3GARnator Жыл бұрын

Sounds like Spellcaster University is up next, can't wait for the video on it!

@BirchMonkey857 Жыл бұрын

I fucking love your grandiose AAR-style narration.

@pantzforhire Жыл бұрын

It's very rare you see a company sponsor a channel to do something so up their alley. Big ups to Sega's people for understanding you well

@PanikBaskit Жыл бұрын

Sometimes things are tough, but you can get through it. Stay strong.

@RhinForti Жыл бұрын

*insert animated gif image of Peter Griffin givin a standing ovation while openly weeping* Beautiful.

@Skaatje Жыл бұрын

*"a teacher with nothing"* So basically just like in real life. 😅

@jackbevan7515 Жыл бұрын

SEGA did a good job sponsoring you with this one, you make me want to play any game and constantly remind me of my own childhood with the Sims. Waiting for the Sims 2 pets where you have hordes of animals to create a zoo

@keithwillson2019 Жыл бұрын

I love it every time ambiguousamphibian says "dollars".

@DrMalbin Жыл бұрын

Didn't know making campus could be so... Profitable Thanks for the video! Really enjoyed it

@reginaldsafety6090 Жыл бұрын

I enjoyed this video so much that I nearly forgot about my explosively full bladder!

@kkbbxx Жыл бұрын

Lmao, lost it when you upgraded the upgrading machine 😂😂😂

@mr.bourbon7975 Жыл бұрын

To be totally honest, a "General Knowledge" class would be an excellent idea. Teach people all the everyday shit that no one else teaches them

@rustyhowe3907 Жыл бұрын

"Today we'll be learning how to tie our shoelaces AND wipe after taking a fat dump". Students;🤗

@Im2Unstable Жыл бұрын

Getting sponsored by Sega? Congrats on the come up Ambiguous! Keep doing what you're doing!

@nrdcrimsoncam-vet1225 Жыл бұрын

Your videos cam out of the blue-now I've subscribed to you

@iamhatred424 Жыл бұрын

keep up the good work ambiguousamphibian youre my favorite youtuber and youre videos are always funny.

@abramwalker882 10 ай бұрын

I nearly peed myself from laughing so hard about the "dump".

@TheRealMichelozzo Жыл бұрын

'Egregious Dump' is just, so funny to me. Especially when AA says it

@rett12 Жыл бұрын

Please do more of this game!

@jldldr3933 Жыл бұрын

This is actually an excellent indicator of good game design.

@isaipack Жыл бұрын

This could be easily a new serie!

@countergalxy Жыл бұрын

congrats on getting some nice sponsorships. you're definitely worth the price 🙌

@malcontender6319 Жыл бұрын

We didn't sub to this channel to listen to him shill games for cash. It's a bit of a betrayal.

@booleah6357 Жыл бұрын

I died laughing at the orb club part. I had to play it back because I was laughing so hard.

@skylordthe1st Жыл бұрын

Amphibian: I have no idea who would join the orb club. Me: WOOOOO OOOORRRDDD CCCLLLUUUUBBB!!!!!

@Deadgye Жыл бұрын

The panning duck fountain outro was mesmerizing.