Onion News Network, Fridays at 10/9c on IFC. The last vestige of the American Dream slipped away as a Pennington, IL resident quietly laid aside his hope of owning a bar & grill.
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@DannySullivanMusic5 жыл бұрын
"Congress authorizes $200M project to leave more impressive ruins" I love how sadly accurate this is.
@williamk98815 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@yeahright60485 жыл бұрын
Except it's now a few billion dollars :(
@dallyh.29605 жыл бұрын
I missed that! Man, they were so great at satire in their hay day.
@rutger50005 жыл бұрын
Well we gotta do better than the Pyramides at least. Centuries from now when Earth finally becomes liveable again and humanity reclaims it, they can't think that the Egypthians did better than we did.
@justnobody60645 жыл бұрын
Danny Sullivan this is also hilarious giving our infrastructure maintenance problems
@mysteryman69183 жыл бұрын
Did you feel anything when the American Dream died? “Nah, not really... kind of hungry, I guess”
@robertwhitten2653 жыл бұрын
Damn it! You just beat me to it by six months.
@obiwac3 жыл бұрын
@@robertwhitten265 Beat you to what? Needlessly transcripting the video?
@jorger00762 жыл бұрын
Like a true American
@neutralnarration14632 жыл бұрын
@@obiwac hey could you not interrupt a scripted conversation? me and my fiverr buddies are trying to make some honest seo cents here
@Person-lk1vs2 жыл бұрын
wow it's even better when you say it
@bonkgaming47964 жыл бұрын
This was filmed at my family’s bar years ago. I still remember running around on set eating the snack they had out. We sadly sold the bar a few years ago. It was a really great memory.
@t.tophat48274 жыл бұрын
sucks man
@taskc76264 жыл бұрын
Sad
@leopoldopetrieska65644 жыл бұрын
huh, so the american dream is actually dead if you had to sell your bar... this video works on so many more levels now
@superbsalt89054 жыл бұрын
Unfortunate
@derfuhrerknitler77494 жыл бұрын
Respect, man.
@PatriotAlmighty10 жыл бұрын
Still waiting on "Fire - Man's Ultimate Frenemy"
@cBe99998 жыл бұрын
+Nick Ziklim It's on in 2 weeks, after 'Taking water down a peg or two'
@jacobmartin83326 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@travelerofthemultiverse94445 жыл бұрын
It keeps getting delayed. It’s now been put behind “Air -The Absent Killer”, and “Earth - Crushing Us Under” which are still in pre-production.
@gendoruwo63225 жыл бұрын
those who's supposed to make it... still haven't put their pants on.
@lawlicht80925 жыл бұрын
They misspelled "wife"
@JrsFTW6 жыл бұрын
LOL, that intro was comedy before it's time. "This is the Onion News Network... Now with more attack satellites than any other network".
@alph52305 жыл бұрын
Justin Silvers oh yeah yeah
@sm_faisal5 жыл бұрын
@@alph5230 oh yeah yeah
@codyw5185 жыл бұрын
It wasn’t before its time. It was the golden days when hard satire peaked. Think it’s going to get better? Doubt.
@MrGrenade1215 жыл бұрын
Love this channel, just wish I discovered it sooner
@mesmith25265 жыл бұрын
One of my high school friends interned for the Onion during their golden years. He moved on and now works for Pixar I think. Probably a smart move.....
@man-who-sold-the-world7 жыл бұрын
Tommy still can't use cash register
@DrRiq6 жыл бұрын
he's being torn apart by Lisa
@gendoruwo63225 жыл бұрын
Tuffy still hasn't put his pants on.
@AB-st8to4 жыл бұрын
Just busting your balls and Tommy wants to increase the minimum wage so he can get paid more for a job he can’t even get right.
@brandonwiley40544 жыл бұрын
Thats one mistake you can make working at a reatraunt. Dont ever learn anyone elses job or your employer will then expect for you to step up and do it. They wont give you additional money just expect you to do more shit.
@finddeniro3 жыл бұрын
Thank You.
@mikekennedy53745 жыл бұрын
In a world full of fake news, it's good to see some real shit again
@Gwynplaine45 жыл бұрын
Real shit from 2011
@matacoyo5 жыл бұрын
@@Gwynplaine4 says who
@Gwynplaine45 жыл бұрын
It's in the video description...
@PaleBlueDott4 жыл бұрын
Funny how the most real news are the satirical ones, like Onion News. The reason why satire is so effective is because everyone else is feeding us horseshit. In a perfectly honest world, there would be no need for satire.
@adlsfreund4 жыл бұрын
@@PaleBlueDott There's facts and there's attitudes and how you interpret & contextualize facts. Just because you don't agree with how some news programs present you the news doesn't mean they're fake. As long as people can have different opinions & attitudes there will be a place for satire.
@omegaparadigm869310 жыл бұрын
I realized it was noon and I hadn't put my pants on..haha
@LemystereManCarloc5 жыл бұрын
Omega Paradigm 86 I relate to this too well
@milascave25 жыл бұрын
@@LemystereManCarloc me too.
@ThePkmage4 жыл бұрын
at least he was awake.
@TheNoiseySpectator4 жыл бұрын
@@ThePkmage Yup, I am laying in bed right now, watching this, I haven't even gotten up, let alone dressed or eaten, and it is approaching 1:00 in the afternoon! 😞 When I was a kid, I wanted to be a scientists when I grew up. Once I had just grown up, I put myself through college, working part-time because I wanted to be a professional scientist working in an academic setting! In my 30's I went from trying to get into Grad school, to studying computer programming, so I could do that, ideally for a small business, but a large bank or government organization was Okay, too! NOW, that bank has folded, and this year I got laid off from my job working part-time as a night janitor, and all I want is for _them_ to hire me back! 😭😭😭 Part of the problem is that I no longer _want_ anything else, anymore! 😭😭 😢👋 💨👻(⬅️my soul)
@daddymememaster54324 жыл бұрын
same... _haha... ha_
@TheHastyLeprechaun5 жыл бұрын
“I was gonna make him a plaque, but then I was like ‘eh, why bother’” Too real.
@mista_fur33464 жыл бұрын
People always say it's the thought that counts...and I hold em to that.
@jonwhite88155 жыл бұрын
Don't feel bad, Tuffy. I don't own a business and almost never have my pants on my noon.
@hannibalburgers4774 жыл бұрын
I dont even own pants
@unbanrofellos57864 жыл бұрын
@@hannibalburgers477 what are pants?
@heatherperleberg78163 жыл бұрын
@@unbanrofellos5786 what are ?
@Zuzu000003 жыл бұрын
@@heatherperleberg7816 What?
@mateuszmazurek79913 жыл бұрын
facts.
@DaleRobby10 жыл бұрын
This video spoke to me. While I was watching it I heard a loud crash outside. I looked out the window and didn't see anything so I went about my business which was watching The Onion. Then I saw this little gem. I thought to myself, hey man, they're talking about me! I wouldn't get up off my but to investigate a noise cause I was too comfy and lackluster. So I decided to change a few things. I don't want to be like Tuffy! Long story short, my neighbor had a truck load of fire wood delivered to his house and they dumped it on his driveway.
@hugadarn9 жыл бұрын
So much awesome.
@sonicknuckleswomble89276 жыл бұрын
Good for you man
@frankyu5536 жыл бұрын
I thought you're going to say that loud crash was your American Dream dying at the same time as Tuffy's haha
@joebroker53095 жыл бұрын
Well I'm glad you were able to fulfil your dream of investigating the noise. Inspirational.
@mesmith25265 жыл бұрын
I think we found our new Morgan Freeman for every narration roll you’ll say yes to, right here in this comment section!!!! Now we just have to wait for the current Morgan to pass and your American dream created by somebody that’s not you becomes a reality!
@bleumann977410 жыл бұрын
The American Dream.....you have to be asleep to believe it.
@broodingnights15159 жыл бұрын
***** RIP George.
@bleumann97749 жыл бұрын
Connor Snowberger Yeah....props to George Carlin.
@chrisbenoit42736 жыл бұрын
exon exon Who's a big boy?
@brennencox5165 жыл бұрын
Shut up
@bud3895 жыл бұрын
@@bleumann9774props to who? That low life subversive sack of shit carlin? fuck him
@brokenclock19675 жыл бұрын
It's sad when the Onion has to switch to absurd reality instead of reality satire because you just can't make it ridiculous enough anymore. It just sounds like regular news in todays America.
@grovercleveland85725 жыл бұрын
I think its a good thing that they stopped making these. I wouldn't want any modern ones in the back of my head
@angelaklassen74444 жыл бұрын
@DESS DESS you can't be saying that with a profile picture and a username like that
@angelaklassen74444 жыл бұрын
@@grovercleveland8572 they've left that job to the imagination, it's getting harder to be ridiculous in a ridiculous world EDIT: Our imagination
@JoystickStereo4 жыл бұрын
@@angelaklassen7444 Damn
@IdleWorker4 жыл бұрын
The onions recepie for success finally revealed: They hired nostradamus.
@hippoge79875 жыл бұрын
I was gonna make him a plaque, but then I was like, "Eh, why bother." 😂
@marv50784 жыл бұрын
Haha
@jgdooley20033 жыл бұрын
Here is a partly political broadcast on behalf of the APATHY party.
@LostCause-697 жыл бұрын
I really want to see that report on fire
@flybeep16615 жыл бұрын
Me too, I also want to see that reporter on fire.
@AndrewGunner4 жыл бұрын
@@flybeep1661 REPORT NOT REPORTER DUMBASS, FFS SMH :P
@maazkalim4 жыл бұрын
Tune into IFC®, then.
@mercster6 жыл бұрын
CAN FIRE BE TRUSTED?!
@nicholsjoshua154 жыл бұрын
No, it's evil.
@maazkalim4 жыл бұрын
.@@nicholsjoshua15 Pure.. ...Or???
@33rdStreet4 жыл бұрын
It’s not to be untrusted
@IlikeTrainsak474 жыл бұрын
THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!!
@laserdragon12533 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@pc-nq6ws3 жыл бұрын
"Americans done trying to make Founding Fathers proud of them" I felt that
@tweex1 Жыл бұрын
Wish other Americans would follow suit and accept that some old racist fuddy-duddies were not 100% comprehensive in their formation of this utopia we're all basking in.
@Vitorruy1 Жыл бұрын
@@tweex1 I mean, America has been the richest country on Earth for like 150 years now, not an utopia by any means but we can all say that whatever the founding fathers' project was, it definetely succeded.
@hazukichanx408 Жыл бұрын
@@Vitorruy1 Funny how the richest country on earth has so many people poor, in prison, and shooting each other in school. Huge success, though, such money, much billionaires, wow. Also so many homeless! Those are great for scaring the impoverished and struggling families into working themselves to the bone, or just literally to death, just to try to survive and keep their hovels. But at least churches don't have to pay tax - all of their money shouldn't go to helping the poor!
@RoflcopterLamo Жыл бұрын
@@hazukichanx408 Well a utopia is actually actually impossible because people want to be carefree to be living in leisure but thats not what you really want because trust me bro being in creative mode is the most boring thing.
@nigstar1239 Жыл бұрын
@@hazukichanx408 Sir, I must say that, if your intent here was to misinform, keep trying! Someday you will reach it.
@learnedhand76476 жыл бұрын
After giving up on the American Dream, I let fire move in to help out with the rent... Boy, was that a mistake. Frenemy indeed.
@yellowblanka60585 жыл бұрын
You definitely want to keep fire at a distance.
@jacobp.20245 жыл бұрын
He'll still stick beside you, cook your food, and keep you warm even if he trashes the house. He may be a bit volatile, but he always has your back....except when he's on it.
@js2010ish Жыл бұрын
Oh no 😮 maybe call 2:29 Kranowicz Heating and Cooling?
@FrogLehane4 жыл бұрын
Only one question I need answered before I die. How the F does this media always cast the perfect actors who play in the perfect way? HOW?! I need answers!!!
@davo41744 жыл бұрын
You are so right. How???
@dillbill71523 жыл бұрын
They live in an alternate timeline and this is all real for them. We are merging them together right now in 2020.
@MiraJain3 жыл бұрын
because they are aware of our least discussed therefore most pervasive stereotypes and play into them
@agnidas58163 жыл бұрын
One casting director worth a dam is all. Some one who hires for ability and not for whose parents throw the best parties.
@omnesilere3 жыл бұрын
Actors act, it's their job...
@NikolaiVolkovski2 ай бұрын
13 years ago, and the effects are still felt to this day
@S0up3rD0up3r9913 жыл бұрын
"It's called the American dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it..." - George Carlin
@sometimeslol55783 жыл бұрын
I know this is a old comment but that quote belongs to a guy who gets paid to talk on a stage, if the job of "saying shit on a stage and pursuing my idea of art" isn't the fucking american dream I don't know what is. My family went from oil workers to lawyers in a generation. Literally adapt, find something, the whole point of oppurtunity is it isn't easy and it may never come to you but u buy into this nihilistic garbage and your family will never get there
@fartpluswetone80773 жыл бұрын
It's called a dream because it's unrealistic once you look into it.
@seanwaddell26593 жыл бұрын
@@sometimeslol5578 Yours is less old but it is riddled with fallacies, and as a resident internet person who knows these it's my duty to inform you of the following Attacking the source doesn't change the validity of an argument, that's called a genetic fallacy. There are hundreds of self-made rich people true, but for each of them there are millions of people wallowed in debt or unable to move or find work through no fault of their own. The second one, while congrats to you and your family, is also an anecdote (and also kind of hearsay in the fact that I have no way of knowing if you're lying your entire ass off nor an oath to confirm), not evidence. The idea of the American Dream and Meritocracy, while common, isn't that true, (specifically in terms of socioeconomic and intergenerational mobility when controlling for race, gender, and other factors) in which America far lags behind the vast majority of developed nations. I got sources if you want to read up on it, though I will say it is pretty depressing www.americanprogress.org/issues/economy/news/2006/04/26/1917/understanding-mobility-in-america/ www.nytimes.com/2012/01/05/us/harder-for-americans-to-rise-from-lower-rungs.html?sq=mobility&st=cse&scp=1&pagewanted=all
@sometimeslol55783 жыл бұрын
@@seanwaddell2659 learn to make a concise point, u can type ten pages worth of a comment and get a million likes and it means nothing if I don't read it, life isn't a debate class your goal is to connect with me and change my mind or more likely it's to make yourself feel superior by typing a ton. Regardless Carlin is a hypocrite as he complains about the rich while being the rich and says no one can make it while he has made it, don't get sucked into the retail and service industry hole and you'll do fine in America.
@seanwaddell26593 жыл бұрын
@@sometimeslol5578 way to be butthurt dude. None of those refute the sources or the facts, my guy
@CrimeaRiver7 жыл бұрын
1:35 - Group of guys talking at party solve Mideast crisis
@frankyu5536 жыл бұрын
Crimea_River Had to give you a 👍🏾 and a treat for that username
@MercerVerse4 жыл бұрын
That name is good shit
@marv50784 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@evieni14654 жыл бұрын
How many drunk guys standing around in a circle, passing the bottle around, have theoretically already solved many of the world's problems? I dare say many such groups did. But noone got any wind of it because they're "insignificant".
@fica11373 жыл бұрын
@@evieni1465 you know you can't just solve a problem with only an idea? So they didn't solve many problems then
@t850terminator7 жыл бұрын
I propose a successor to the (now defunct) American Dream, the American Stretch Goal!
@fukcensorship57624 жыл бұрын
Stretch goal is dead thanks to Secure Act- inherited IRA's from non-spouse must be liquidated w/in 10 years or forfeit all money left.
@darkstorminc4 жыл бұрын
America has been stretching for far too long. This year we need to change it to MASA. Make America Slim Again.
@roddydykes70536 жыл бұрын
The guys plays the part of himself so perfectly
@JuntaJanardhan11 жыл бұрын
Tuffy's description of his day sounds eerily like my KZfaq run. :(
@maazkalim4 жыл бұрын
The Onion® are Liberandus...!!!!°
@CountingStars3334 жыл бұрын
@@maazkalim It's a satire channel.
@gayatri5553 жыл бұрын
Yup
@dennisreynolds61962 жыл бұрын
I like how reporters came to his house when he realized the American Dream died even though they weren’t told.
@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache4 жыл бұрын
“I was gonna make him a plaque, but then I was like ‘eh, why bother?’” The dream is dead and now so am I...
@santicheeks11064 жыл бұрын
🅱
@inanjarif13883 жыл бұрын
@@santicheeks1106 🆗
@bofuuu3 жыл бұрын
Hey bro, didn’t know I’d find you here
@burgersbeansandchips9 ай бұрын
Yup, 12 years ago definitely coincides with Americans ditching the statement "I may not agree with what they say, but I'd die to defend their right to say it"
@ImperialDiecast8 ай бұрын
the mayans were right
@benjaminmcewen70093 жыл бұрын
“Did you feel anything when the American dream died?” “No, kind of hungry I guess”
@jennylover4565 жыл бұрын
"then I was like eh...why bother" OMFG I DIED
@gnehsse2 жыл бұрын
This really speaks to me. I realized it was November 2021 and hadn't put my pants on since March 2020
@blightedgrounds8 ай бұрын
"And then I realized that it was noon and I hadn't even put my pants on...and there was not a chance in hell that I was ever gunna start a chain of bars." 😂
@anon22343 жыл бұрын
"Well I got to get back to the bar, Tommy doesn't know how to use the register" The delivery of this line leaves me in stiches. Just perfect.
@YusuffYT Жыл бұрын
1:07 "So I woke up this morning and I decided I tried to get myself together" that's literally The Sopranos intro 😭
@legohead27313 жыл бұрын
And some parallel universe the onion is perfectly accurate
@MichealQuinm3 жыл бұрын
That is this universe
@XYZ_is_taken3 жыл бұрын
“It is called the American dream cause you have to be asleep to believe it” -George Carlin
@fr1edweezy13 жыл бұрын
" Group of guys talking at a party solve Mideast crisis" LMAO
@your_friendly_neighborhood80193 жыл бұрын
This aged like milk, or like wine. I cant even tell, is there an american dream anymore?
@AdmiralBison3 жыл бұрын
It was just that...a dream.
@kittyclawyoureyesout3 жыл бұрын
the DRIPPING sarcasm and absolutely dark and poignant pure comedy in not only the dialogue but also delivery and visual cues is STAGGERING
@WJen8 Жыл бұрын
I remember when the American Dream died for me. I used to have all these hopes and a belief that this country was brimming with opportunity. After pursing a number of opportunities they all went down with either corrupt beurocracy, competitive sabotage, or were just not worth the effort to maintain while sustaining a barely comfortable lifestyle. I'm doing well enough for myself these days but am no longer wasting time, effort, and energy on idealistic ventures. Just working to get by and avoid trouble, setting a low but realistic bar for expectations, and ironically this mindset is what gets me through the day now.
@tchaffman3 жыл бұрын
*Nobody's talking about the other TV interviews going on in the background...* Nice touch 😂
@jan8614 жыл бұрын
I am always amazed by the level of acting skills in The Onion, even the background actors are point on.
@TodaySatan3 жыл бұрын
The American Dream always dies when I wake up
@MAMP3 ай бұрын
This dude's rambling monologue is so damn funny.
@inexplicable014 жыл бұрын
I am always impressed that their acting is so natural.
@robertpatter55092 жыл бұрын
Fire: Man's ultimate Frenemy I would watch that
@sasas29428 ай бұрын
"Eh, why bother?" 😁
@squirehaggard47492 жыл бұрын
To quote another commenter, "the Onion is news from the future."
@Liusila Жыл бұрын
“Fire - Man’s Ultimate Frenemy” is not absurd enough for a segment at all. Like, true, there’s pros and cons to using fire!
@blazedflemingo78283 жыл бұрын
The Onion is my safe space in this terrible dimension we live in.
@rhungwei7 жыл бұрын
This youtube channel doesn't have enough viewers! I just came across this one while watching actual news and this is one of the funniest things ever!
@Duhya11 жыл бұрын
"Can fire be trusted?" Fucking genious.
@cim8884 жыл бұрын
Thank you youtube, I've never heard of the Onion before. It may be 9 years late but I needed this right now.
@mehulsrivastava69343 жыл бұрын
"Did you feel anything when the American Dream died?" *H U N G R Y*
@GervilEtnad3 жыл бұрын
1:20 the line "Americans done trying to make Founding Fathers proud of them" kinda hurts.
@syn34754 жыл бұрын
“Eh, why bother?” Whole mood
@doublechindoge75 жыл бұрын
UK: _Scribbling Down the name of Middlesbrough_ US: Hey man, can I copy your homework? UK: Ok, just change it a bit. US: *Middlesbury.* UK: Am I a joke to you?
@PadsterX22 сағат бұрын
cool ralsei pfp
@doublechindoge720 сағат бұрын
@@PadsterX Oh thanks. 😅 Not much of an artist usually, but I drew it myself.
@DarkW0lverine10 жыл бұрын
"What happened to the American Dream? It came true." - Rorshach, Watchmen
@DarkW0lverine10 жыл бұрын
***** Oh Christ, your right
@TheRyoBakura8 жыл бұрын
+DarkW0lverine Actually, the Comedian said that.
@CulCritDecrees7 жыл бұрын
"Who watches the watchmen?" - Pitbull
@justteathankyou.36427 жыл бұрын
Sorry to bother you about an old comment but, do you mind replacing the name Rorshach with The Comedian? Click the little squares on the far right side of your comment.
@nemou49856 жыл бұрын
wasnt it the comedian that said it?
@mro4ts4573 жыл бұрын
“Fire, Man’s ultimate Frenemy”
@kingmii73973 жыл бұрын
"Tuffy`s dream was to serve burgers, poppers, to locals" Now that's a bar I would want to go to
@repvoid76803 жыл бұрын
"It's called the American dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it"
@4wheelerDJ11 жыл бұрын
"Dreams don't die...we kill them."-Gene Kelly
@jakeurness41613 жыл бұрын
"As long as we can still drink without our shirts on..." Me: drinking shirtless watching this lmao
@TheKlink13 жыл бұрын
We've all felt like that guy, but lets face it; he's still ahead of a whole lot of us cos he runs his own business, whereas for most of us, our time and efforts are owned by someone else.
@YungM.D.3 жыл бұрын
Finding some old, relatively obscure movie on TV and going “I forgot how good this was” is such a mood
@Oncus25 жыл бұрын
Golden days of the Onion.
@introusas4 жыл бұрын
her face when she said "okay thank you for that"
@ViceCoin2 жыл бұрын
Died in the 1970s deindustrialization in Rust Belt states.
@emie9858 Жыл бұрын
I don't see an American Dream. All I see is an American nightmare
@florinivan69072 жыл бұрын
Its funny how they chose someone who looks exactly like the kind of guy who would believe in such stuff.
@etzabo8 ай бұрын
Kinda concerned how The Onion read this guy’s mind and showed up to his house moments after he realized the dream died.
@shoopddawhoopedАй бұрын
AH! I knew it! I finally found the actual report of when it happened. I just had to find the actual real news.
@theanarchist97333 жыл бұрын
wait, everybody gonna ignore that they have more attack satellites then any other news stations?
@MetallicBascinet5 жыл бұрын
Tommy doesn't know how to use the register. A bunch of drunk people waiting on Tommy. Rip
@infodeprived31193 жыл бұрын
Finally, bloody well took it long enough
@Frizzleman2 жыл бұрын
I really need the fire segment
@vsssa18455 жыл бұрын
"eh, why bother ?" only way to peace
@notQwatwaffle4 жыл бұрын
This is that last day I invite fire into my home.
@surfdocer103 Жыл бұрын
Well, I’m a now retired lobbyist and I just don’t understand the problem. Why, I could live off my Lockheed Martin dividends alone!
@351cleavland Жыл бұрын
Most dreams die without pants on.
@BootBizarre3 жыл бұрын
2011: "The American dream is dead." 2020: "You have no idea." 😖
@migs72203 жыл бұрын
Meh, why bother. It is what it is. You know the thing! I dont really care..... They call me the Grim Reaper.
@BootBizarre3 жыл бұрын
@@migs7220 exactly! I did my part and voted for Howie Hawkins of the Green Party, but like 99% of the country is brainwashed as... you know the thing! 🤦♂️
@rpfcreates44765 жыл бұрын
Hahah this actually isn’t even about the dream dying per se, just some guy realizing his own personal limitations. The way he casually throws in “and I forgot how good it was” while rolling through his story is too sharp. So damn funny
@Marcel-vz7vp4 жыл бұрын
RPF Creates no shit
@DanielFerreira-ez8qd Жыл бұрын
That's what makes this skit so genius. The american dream is an illusion, very few people actually rise to any superfluous level of wealth.
@megathicc636711 ай бұрын
@@DanielFerreira-ez8qdI think it's more about the people that say the American dream is dead is people that really didn't try to achieve it. It is still thing but people take their own individual experience and say the whole thing is dead because they can't cope with failure so they blame something supposedly bigger than them like society or the government.
@thesnowmiser67287 ай бұрын
@@megathicc6367dude made his own bar. The American dream is a myth made to keep you hoping you'll someday be of a higher class if you just keep working.
@megathicc63677 ай бұрын
@@thesnowmiser6728 you can. There's plenty of success stories out there of just that.
@User_Virus3 жыл бұрын
I kinda forgot that pre-pandemic it was sad to have not put pants on before noon
@Jumboo364 Жыл бұрын
I'm excited for next weeks episode!
@jamesparker2235 жыл бұрын
Can fire be TRUSTED?!?!?!?!?!
@augustortiz4 жыл бұрын
The Onion is the last great bastion of American journalism.
@3three3three3three4 жыл бұрын
nah, it's been compromised. the good videos are all from 7 to 12 years ago
@Khymeira4 жыл бұрын
All Gas No Brakes has got you for some good gonzo journalism. But The Onion has predicted the future.
@blue7lvn245 Жыл бұрын
adults have known for a hot minute that its always been a nightmare
@reinux7 ай бұрын
Sometimes I watch The Onion and think to myself, maybe it was never meant to be funny.
@Czarewich4 жыл бұрын
It's not funny in a "haha" kinda way, it's funny in an "oh god..." prescient kind of way.
@SnufflySpy11 ай бұрын
Why is the following news broadcast more interesting 😂
@SomeGuyII73 жыл бұрын
American dream ends as man wakes up.
@nethandelwampa1164 жыл бұрын
Solid acting by toffy honestly believed he was a normal dude being interviewed. Loved it!
@adieeeb18995 жыл бұрын
At 1:17 - Recession hitting Dickensian street urchins hardest 🤣🤣
@MarkSixFilms11 ай бұрын
It’s 2023 and we have trillion dollar corporations with seemingly boundless budgets and access to cash, and yet, this 12y/o Onion story has more production value and realism than most things today. It’s facilitating really.
@blightedgrounds8 ай бұрын
She had a dream of making Tuffy a plaque, but that dream died, too.
@bepisthescienceman42022 жыл бұрын
The American dream is only just a fantasy
@ignis_gehennalis_ov_God2 жыл бұрын
Fantasies are hot.
@trashbarbarian52312 жыл бұрын
Always was
@depecher6s3112 жыл бұрын
The American dream is just that, only seems real when someone is asleep
@Bonzane2 жыл бұрын
Synonym for a dream
@DemonicAdj10 ай бұрын
Food coma. That might be more achievable.
@GangstarComputerGodАй бұрын
The Onion and the Simpsons were the profits of our day.
@error-try-again-later Жыл бұрын
I'm still waiting to know why the entire Pacific Ocean has congealed.
@raoul_duke698 ай бұрын
"not a chance in hell"😂😂😂😂😂💀💀
@mmjahink4 жыл бұрын
This is as relevant now as it was at the time. Ageless.