was that a pre-cursor to modern day feminazis?

@@yellowchino3883 More like modern day reactionary gamer bros.

"Reactionary gamers" have become the things they sought to destroy

@@yellowchino3883 living confirmation that only 14 years old use "feminazis" unironically

-xX666Archain666Xx- I Approved by China 1927-1949 yep I still regret putting that comment

LMAOOO for real

Eric Davis im the 1000th like

Unless I pause it

Unoriginal but true.

Joe Smith nobody asked dipshit

Ah ah it's the "multi-cultural battlezone" remember?

Fr

We can only hope ON fulfills their Divine Mandate, and this video becomes gospel.

Honestly got a chuckle out of me for how well this aged😂

I just wish cat meat wasn’t taxed so fucking high, I don’t have credits enough for before ionisation time! I’m standing here, love you all. #letsnotsee2138

Too bad that was just another empty promise.

I always wanted to run for office and campaign on doing absolutely nothing in office. Why? Because me doing nothing would usually be better than the other guy doing anything.

We know who we're all thinking of.

​@evanr9583 well then

​@@evanr9583well then

Exactly. This is precious because we will never see anything like it again

7-11 was the peak of its shows

@@relentlessgaming6870 yes..... The onion doesn't upload "news report" videos anymore. Idk about their homepage though, but on YT it's just podcasts. Also the shit-ton of green-screen editing, graphic work, and animation is unsurpassed by any of their other work

It's a guess, but I assume that the PC culture ruined ad revenue for the Onion.

@@googleuser9383 their later videos near the end of the glory days clearly had a left leaning. Watch their vids from 2014 to 2015 and thats where it started to go downhill unfortunately

It's now 2020 and it's creepily accurate.

You wish you could be alive? But it seems that if you were alive in 2137 then you would want to be dead.

Red You beat me to it. They made this so we don’t have to waste our wishes...

I'm not sure you're have to wait as long as 2021

@@goodpie2772 agreed

Fallout!😊

🍿🍿

War... War never changes

The dude was just building his tents while the Palestinian attacked It's not like he doesn't have enough room for himself! Or... maybe he doesn't, and that was the last non radiocative non flooded useful scrap filled zone. Eh, whatever

This could also be an allegory for nuclear war.

Yes indeed. It's right up there with "If I could remove my obedience chip..."

Neuralink and Apple OneVision

Sustenance to you

“Remain motionless to be informed”

Now im scared​@@djn48

They were lucky, the rest of the world needs to wait for the Omega Particle accelerator

i’m crying

It never did. Wake up sheeple

When they nuked themselves, the entire population died in seconds. Think about that, a whole ten people dead like that.

What's Whyoming?

Island of Miami

gosttt “China”

"Toppled skyscraper city"

dont forget the Gropeyards!

"Gaza Scrap"

Right? This was pure madness, it was glorious

I watch it like every month usually whenever I hear Israel or Palestine bullshit it always reminds me to watch this I hope they don't take it down until after I die whenever that is

Why Netflix?

@@skeetrix5577 No thats selfish they shouldn’t remove it in 8 months! This should be watchable for all forever!

@@gunsmokegaloreyt6840 haha well I hardly doubt they are gonna take me into consideration whenever they decide to keep it or finally retire it but fingers crossed lol

wait can you give me a timestamp please i missed that part

@@qfcbv 5:30

@@givecamichips thanks!

awww thats so cute

"Welcome to Costco, I love you"

i dont get that one

@@tubbycustard8866 the questioning of how the thing is hanging is responded to by just saying the extremely simplified version of the answer, that beimg how it is hanging.

@@tubbycustard8866 also, I know how it can be sometimes when we can't keep up eith human ignorance, but remember you'll always have the rest of us, my fellow red-eyed reptilion bro.

@@monadolifesaver5613 thank you brother long live gazorpazorp

Tubby Custard Don’t forget gazorpozorpfield!

Grimlands*

Libertarian dream

@@OtherM112594 more like anarchists

@@bobobsen Those are synonymous

@@OtherM112594 i read that as anon while skimmin also sseth should review this considering he touch all pol map in review-his

Makes sense considering how much we use it. In the future it will probably not even be considered vulgar and a new word will take its place

Come to Australia... it's already here. We're so 'advanced'.

Good welcome, citizen

We fight for Kane!

Haha yeah

I have a strong hunch they seen it as a gamer - or took a look for reference. =)

Soos!

this is how movies should be

@@snarkylive facts!!!😂☠️

watch idiocracy, this is basically it summarized in 10 minutes

You kind of did.

This video feels like idiocracy mixed with children of men

I second that. It’s frustrageous that they’ve gone so long without an update on the Omega 12 particle accelerator

​@@vehicles_n_stuffMaybe they finally got it working

And sustenance to you as well!

full conveyance, however no news is good news on the Omega 12 as it suggests the building went along smoothly after the helotanium came in. real frustrage is that this eye-stream is more true-real now than when it was born. sustenence to you.

Sustenance to you!

It´s a fascinating behavior of the human brain, that when it can read, it can read sentences written wrong and f4ls and put them !nt0 th3 r!ght cont3xt.

Honestly. Devolved in this situation 😭

It's like, everything and everyone, including language, is way dumber, but in a much more believable and realistic way than Idiocracy.

fucked up enough as is

China is going to call itself china even if there isn't a single chinese person in it so yeah that fits

Can't forget about Gay Texas

It’s accurate as fuck 🤣 China is as dystopian as it gets right now

@@kepipek6598 Vermonty

this isn't the fucking future, it's casual in the present

I was more interested in how flippant "love" was thrown around. Just as casual as "have a good one."

i think that’s just the theme song

@DeiLux77 not on formal news channels

shit i meant « the onion being theonion » idk how that happened

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The Mummy Returns has some more info on the Scorpion King, might be able to draw some parallels there.

I had to come back to this video just to watch the Gaza scrap segment. Lmfao.

I mean, I bet this is the peak of that person's carrer

Honest lmao

Sylph I mean this would be mine

Why would they have to cgi this it’s real

the people who worked on this all died from exhaustion, this was leaked 2 years ago.

"How it do" - "What it is" and ending an conversation with 'Okay'. This video is so absurd yet some is still very plausible, that's brilliant writing.

I agree. Sustinance to you.

You remember that horrible word changing in “after earth?” This is like that but actually good.

'They chilled it out in the free speech square'

In Idiocracy, that's how they said good guy. I thought it was to show we were emotionally devolved that 'i love you' was the catch all to express anything positive.

How...? And...? What?

Holy shit, it played as I read this. I know what the others mean now

@@RobertDecker417 same, wow that’s lucky

@@Deadass271 I don't get your point

Honestly sound like they were asking for it, like if they didnt want to be attacked they shouldve just said no

@@RobertDecker417 same

It's ONN of course they predicted it THEY WERE THERE!

It’s not really a stretch of imagination, the kazar so called israelis will never stop, and the arab Palestinians shouldn’t have to.

That guy i was reading was right. People mistake satire for futuretelling when its really just making calculated comments

@@Fausto_4841 The khazar theory has been disproven countless times. Yes, Israelis will never stop fighting for their land, and Palestinians should be able to negotiate, however all of this is being hindered by the Hamas. Both people have a valid claim to the land they currently own. Please take your biased and anti-Semitic bs somewhere else

@@yonboi6644 just tell him "fuck you anti semite piece of shit" thats how you deal with war losing whiney Arabs lol

It feels so real

lol it was like a Rachel Maddow vs Jimmy Doore.

What was that referencing?

​@@thatswhyyomamadead8689 shark attacks

@Sébastien Levesque they already specify their species whenever they specify their gender tho

@@eboysix two competing standards, so they decided on both

me

John Thomas bruh. You realize that I was joking right?

@John Thomas seems counterproductive to equate millennials with contradictory identities, and with diversity as a whole

There's a lot they didn't see coming like "cooking" and "capping" and "for realz for realz" and "y'all" and whatever retarded alternatives of words that already existed the retards of this world invented.

@@j.d.4697 it’s 2137, if you think todays fads will last till 2137 you’re weird.

@Akilleus incorrect but idiocracy was still a masterpiece

Just like they have with all the other onion videos

But when that day happens, they won't care, because they'll be too busy wanting to fucking die.

well gay marriage got legalized, so they were wrong about that

@@medexamtoolsdotcom If he ever stops dragging his feet....how many empty promises do we have to hear until the extermination of mankind?

Yeah

Yeah

For true!!

Haven't seen much world-building, eh? (Not that I'm knocking this, but c'mon... Go read Neuromancer or something.)

@@Zeuts85 It's probably exaggeration! Though I know it's hard to tell on the internet. It is very impressive for a 10 minute comedy youtube video.

Far too well, really

To true man, those giant beetles are becoming a real pain, lost my two sons to a beetle

There is so much amazing work that went into this video that I spotted new things on each re-watch, because some of it is so rapid-fire and other is simply very clever text in the background.

It truly is.

@HarmonicPsyche You seem to have a high skill level in linguistics.Would you please translate the language of a female voice in the background from 9:11 to 9:18 into English for me? Could a cunning linguist be responsible for producing that sound clip to make this Onion video addictive to us?

@@simon6071 that's a woman cumming lmao

Foreals

How it is vitamin?

Love you!

@@GrimgoreIronhide what it do zesty?

Criticalisms and frustrage

Well, I’ve shot my news load

Hey there future guy. Gaza is being genocided right now, how did both the Israelis and Palestinians eliminate each other?

I mean not really. The news a hundred years ago was just as fucking wild.

I mean 100 years ago we were in WWI and had the spanish flu pandemic to worry about which was 20x worse than covid

To be fair, I think you're right. They wouldn't be as bombarded with news back then as they are today. You can virtually know what's happening in every single country in the world in 10 minutes now. Back then, you would barely know what's happening the next state over unless you had a radio turned on and tuned into the right channel at the tight time.

@@genericwhitekidthesecond4330 How wild was it back then?

I'd say 200 years ago more like.

True reality.

@Sinned Gnillubnot I thought that said "and already know our fart" 💀

@Laura Mclennan Laura, please, books won't hurt you. Read some of them. Shit, any of them.

@Laura Mclennan I can tell.

@Laura Mclennan Oh my god, you were serious. Yeah, I'm sure the facebook posts you read are better than the sum of historical human knowledge. Enjoy the effects of inbreeding, I guess. By the way, what you describe is called the 'dunning-kruger effect'. Not that I expect you to know that. ..also, double post? lol triggered.

Pytanie sie nasuwa czy byli tam Polacy

Co-producer Bartosz Walaszek

How is 2137 important to Poles?

​@@missbearlockholmes9:37PM (Poland uses 24-hour clock, so 21:37) was the exact time John Paul II passed away

@@missbearlockholmes it is a number of Sparta soldiers during alliance of Poland and Greece, defending great kingdom of Katowice in ancient times.

Hey! we can't forget that warm mud is for everyone! get your priorities straight! Sheesh.

Let's nuke ourselves.

But what if I'm left with a choice between screaming and eating a baby? How will I decide which to do? The laws are too ambiguous with those "unless you have to" and "too much" clauses! Maybe I'll get lucky and President Wilson will come along and kill me with a hatchet and save me from a difficult decision.

Also love how these laws are still super vague, just like the ones at present. I guess some things never change

They may be vague but by god you can read them in under a minute. The only real crime is wasting time.

gay texas adds more than the three divergent books

@Thecooljack Hi First one was alright, I more or less gave up after that

This could be a movie ngl, i mean how can something like Mississipi fire happened??

Someone more talented than me needs to write a fanfic story in this universe

I think you meant to say every YA dystopian novel combined

It’s a masterpiece. The jokes per second ratio is unreal.

@@thomasharris9059 Took me half an hour to watch this 10 minute video from all the pausing to read everything. So many blink and you miss it jokes

yup.....fuck i'm late...

It's easy to predict the future, just answer nothing will change.

All the same awful shit was happening 5 years ago too.

What the fuuuuuu-???

Holy shit.

Remain motionless to be informed.

True reality

Love you

@@mindlightwave Love you

No

To quote futurama's own Zapp Branigan, "How many men did we lose ? All of them. Well at least they won't have too mourn each other.

@@jillvalentinefan77 Hey Saddam, could you imagine being hanged in the holy days of Islam? That would be crazy...

@@obijuanquenobi1911 They were more into lapidation or decapitations.

lol

It's almost the complete reality now.

I would do love to get more insight on this world. The Onion really did well with the worldbuilding in this sketch, I love it

Useless idiots never even learned Dino Riding. Lmao

Zesty

I love how they end the conversation: "Thank you, Vitamin. I love you." "Love you."

don't get it

@@gaodacheese4691 STD, vitamin D

@@RubberDougie44 oh okay thanks for explaining 😂

Hahahahahahahahahaha... I get it.

Clap speed: Slow

Health Status: No Large Holes That's just state of our medical checks

satire?

@@jansalomin I was about to say that 😭

0:31 he really just called Oklahoma 'Gay Texas' and now I feel sad

@@c.e.oofcrabgang2887 you are just gay texas, but like in a bad way cus I like men

As well as in human future!

*Z U C C*

Arazoni

I don’t understand how this got so many likes.

@@powerrangerblue8566 because Arizona is already full of lizard people

Watch the movie "Idiocracy"

reminds me of a wrestler wearing tight golden trunks

At least he can speak coherently

You are aware that there are people pushing for Dwayne Johnson to run for POTUS, right? This will happen, sooner or later.

Looks like John fetterman

@@temporaryname8905 Just give them time. We already have the concept of 'voting with your wallet' alive and well in everyday life. And the smaller our government becomes the more of our societal development is put into the hands of the highest payers and the lowest bidders instead of the voting public.

@@temporaryname8905 Your vote is already directed by the wealthy people. And the environment is already getting destroyed by them. Cute how innocent you are ☺️

@Cristo Alba Ah yes "the floor is made out of floor"

@Cristo Alba Not anime profile pic though. Although you have a meme profile pic, so I'd say your input goes in the garbage.

@Cristo Alba Ye I know that I don't know. But thinking your vote matters is bs lmao

There should be a movie. And some books and a TV show. Thank you for standing there.

no it doesn't

@Tsinat Gebreselassie no they don't

@Tsinat Gebreselassie Except i have also researched filmmaking, entertainment, and me, and i tend to know somewhat more then you, thanks for your petty response. Thank you, next.

Tsinat Gebreselassie no, being overly confident in fight and or argument/debate is a good way to lose early. Even though it’s worked quite well for Conor mcgregor. Your replies came off as assholish, so yes. Please do fuck off.

life couldn't be better

Dear Onion. Its 2020. We need you back.

@@galliumgames3962 Dear Onion, It's 2020. WW3 starting soon and the future is coming true.

Joe Mama no, just more fear porn (no not THAT porn -> NOT coincidentally Also owned by the Small Hats), from the mainstream media. What's real anymore? What can you believe coming from pathological liars with a agenda? Not a Damn thing, that's what. I assume nothing that I haven't seen, touched, or sensed or that didn't come from someone first hand that I trust. They're so full of shit its sick. And people still buy into this binary "Left/Right" paradigm nonsense and continue to consent by participating. I'll be writing in a "No confidence" vote for any "elections" that go beyond Sheriff. I don't expect many people to be able to understand what I'm talking about as most have proven to be so mentally entrenched in this Beast system that I don't even usually bother trying to peel their eyelids back to reboot their brains. This isn't a shot at you, per se, but rather a general statement.

@@realitybeneathveils5687 bitch im a shitposter so whoosh maybe? Also funny that u said porn but not mean porn, i look up porn of the most degenerate stuff on google so lol Also u said Joe Mama lol Also its the onion which is loterally satirical fake news

US uP

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"I've shot my news load."

Pretty much every big news network, lol

"True Reality."

+1

dont worry it will be commonplace in the future

Fallout

Brazil

Idiocracy

I know right. They'll be dead before they chance their fucking selves into adulting. The omega-12 project if finished in time will keep the children not eaten by beetles or mutants from getting to adulting. Lucky fucks.

I back In my day, we had to walk to 7/11 uphill both ways.

My kid in 2040: **generic excuse** Me, now a parent: i went to school during a pandemic >:(

@@6ftcheeseburger384 Asian dad

OMG this comment is so underrated!😱 This changes everything, it makes the world building so much more logical too!

Still means the future is something to be very concerned about.

You're commenting all wrong. You're not supposed to say anything interesting or clever, you're supposed to say "I love how [rephrasing of the video's premise stupidly]". Or at least a lame, transient internet meme.

Plot twist. The onion could have done the current news back then and it could have been considered satirical.

I hope

No replies for some reason

@@bigmiki2620 how do you reply to this

@@redwarrior118 You reply with 'How is it hanging?'

How do you do

Probably not far from the truth.

Nah, its probably this reality

Half of the time, they do get it from the future.

@@potatoes5829 this is most certainly the future, I can easily see the Palestine Israel situation of just two guys remaining happening

This is our version of Interdimentional Cable

+ Max Headroom

Mad Max, Borderlands, and Idiocracy all rolled up on one.

@Hoàng Nguyên Nostradamus had it predicted first

i was thinking the same thing!!

666th like

To contain the gators. And the floridamen.

It’s become a hot bed of mutant gator invasions and swamp bandits.

Because they still haven't learned to prepare for their annual hurricane

0Clewi0 because they want the world to end

Disney World

me currently

Madnap I like "thank you for the news, I love you".

@@neonmajora8454 I love you

It's frustrageous

Agreed! I plan to integrate frust-rage into conversations whenever possible!

Very Newspeak of them. Lots of clever language usage here, Orwell would be proud (and horrified).