here comes The Airp...... that is f***ed up. LMAO

12:00 Ryan converts to being a German: Goes to the basement to laugh.

Du-Röhre = You-Tube (separately translated)

The Seitenbacher ad was the right one, the owner himself is the voice of the ads btw

Quick tip for the future: if a word isn't translating, it's probably because it's not an actual word. In this subreddit, people will just translate English words, that exist in the German language, just to drive home the point of it, being a German subreddit. So, if you wanna know what these people are talking about, just pick these words apart and enter them into the translator seperately. A few examples: Winzigweich --> Winzig+weich = tiny+soft --> Microsoft Du-Röhre --> Du+Röhre = You+Tube --> KZfaq Wildschweinwarzen --> Wildschwein+Warzen = Boar + Warts --> Hogwarts (You figured this one out on your own, in a previous video.) If this doesn't work, then they're probably using a regional dialect. In this case there's not much you can do.

11:35 : Parents who feed their young children with a spoon often play the 'game' that the spoon is a plane and it wants to land in the child's mouth. They also make an engine noise with their lips and say: 'Here comes the plane!' Well, the rest of the picture is history and dark humor. Greetings from northern Germany ❤🇩🇪

His reaction when he translated the Twin Tower meme😂😂😂

The Seitenbacher ad is actually genius. It’s like the song "Last Christmas": Nobody wants to listen to it but everybody knows it. I want to be that guy who invented it.

WInzigWeich Mannschaft = Microsoft Teams

You gotta love how Ryan just reads the word genießen casually, not even thinking about what the letter ß is

6:26 Oh my God I'm an idiot. Euros! They used to cost 2€, now they cost 2 dollars and 29cts. At least you tried :D

14:13 this meme refers to a moroccan song for children called "A ram sam sam", which for some reason, is really popular in Germany. The most memorable line in the refrain goes "guli guli guli guli guli ram sam sam." Since German children tend not to understand, that guli is arabic for "tell me", they just associate it with the closest German word: "Gulli", which translates to "manhole cover".

May first is labour day (national holliday) in Germany

The thumbnail LMAO

DEFINITELY REACT TO FEUER & FLAMME I don't entirely know how good the translation is, but if you want to see some german fire fighters responding to real emergencies you should definetly try it

The first guy meant to say "geistige Einschränkungen" and not "geistliche", which is supposed to mean "mental restrictions". The joke is on him, because the one with the mental restrictions is the creator of that crappy meme who doesn't know his own language.

The McRib actually is in Germany since like for ever and you know what? We have it all year long and not just in special time seasons like in the US

Honestly, your reading is pretty good actually. The one with the motorbikes was really good for a non-German-speaker 😂 Also, yes! React to Feuer&Flamme! 😂

the Bahncard 100 is interesting because its a 100 discount on ANY train ride so you literally can just hop onto any train in germany without having to pay it actually is worth it after about 80 train rides, so for any frequent traveller who has to travel often on short notice

In Germany you do that with babies. "Here comes the airplane brrrrrrrrrrrr!" So the babies open their mouth to eat. The babies don't understand, I guess it's just for the parents entertainment. The building got edited in a bit later... You know when... It's a "joke" combining the 2 events of feeding the baby, and that other thing. You know what I mean.

You should definitely react to "Feuer und Flamme". Especially the first 6 seasons.

Bergsteigermüßli von Seitenbacher, Seitenbacher Bergsteigermüsli.

11:32 Best reaction so far^^ Especially the walking out of the room made me laugh hard^^ You have to know, that germans have humor, it is just mostly very dark, so most jokes dont get told to strangers or they dont get them...And "Here comes the airplane" is something, parents say to their little kids, when they dont want to eat while feeding...It is kind of a persuasion attempt to open the mouth...And it is way older than the attack...

Do you also say here comes the airplane when feeding a kid?

The McRib Sandwich is a permanent menu item in germany. We do love our pork and I think Micky Ds like its low price in germany

13:46 I am crying now. The German Trains are never on time. Sometimes to late trains even get canceled, because then in the statistics, they don't count as late trains. Capitalism is really fucked up.

2:24 Du-Röhre literally means KZfaq in german 😂

11:52 the highjackers studied at a german (Hamburg) University, were living here a long time and were following all the rules to the letter, never raising any bigger concern.

Dü-Röhre = YoutTube MikroWeich Mannschaft = MicroSoft Team(s)

Feuer & Flamme starts this year with its 8th season (now in Duisburg). Season 1-2 were in Gelsenkirchen and 3-7 were in Bochum. All three cities are in the Ruhr metropolitan area (Ruhrgebiet). WDR (West German Broadcasting - public-broadcasting institution for North-Rhine-Westphalia) is the producing institution of the series. And it hit its expectations so well, that it will have its spin-off next year. So yes, I think it's worth a try. It shows the work (and social life on the fire departments) of firefighters without any narrator or off-voice. Only firefighters are commenting it. The joke here is its popularity and the changing fire departments. Also the Ruhr-Area has many many fire departments ^^

8:20 I like how you exactly nailed "Gymnasium".

10:41 A "Verein" isn't just a club in the sense that people meet to follow common interests. Many are "eingetragene Vereine" (abbreviation "e.V.") which are "registered clubs", many of which are organized in large "Verbände" (unions/associations). The largest "Verbände" are for football, turnen (roughly translatable as sports or athletics) tennis, alpine (alpine sports, climbing, etc) and shooting. Yes, the german shooting association is the fifth biggest sports union in germany, ahead of handballo, golf, horseriding, lifeguarding, swimming and table tennis.

It might be difficult for an American to believe, but Labor Day is a federal holiday in the rest of the world. The date refers to a riot in Chicago, btw. Gave us the 8 hour work day.

The reaction to the 9/11 meme tho. You just walking out killed me

How you can just tell to the millisecond when Ryan understood the airplane meme. xD Love it

Timestamp for the best part: 11:17 Don't say "thanks", simply enjoy!

7:30 hahaha die seitenbacher Werbung hat mich gekillt 😂

0:30 basically it's "mental retardation" "real plugs", but OP misspelled "geistige" and turned it into "geistliche" wich changes the meaning from "mental" to "spiritual" 1:13 Maiputz is like Springcleaning 2:27 Du-Röhre = You-Tube 7:08 Genuinely hilarious. We expected to see a "Moin Moin" but got a "Servus" 7:30 Advert in an unpopular dialect 7:54 Yes 7:56 Every other school hates German "Highschool", but it's ok, we deserve it, we hated ourselves. 10:18 You don't know about Mort from Madagascar?? That's on you. 11:31 Wait until he reads the lyrics to "Wir sind Zwei" from Lumpenpack 14:29 winzig-weich-manschaft = micro-soft-team

I would love for you to react to Fire & Flame. To me, it's one of the best produced shows by the public channels("state produced"). It's about showing real firebrigade operations and it's really good produced. Not sure though if it's easily available in the US though. It's hosted on KZfaq on the channel of the WDR(West Deutscher Rundfunk/Westgerman Broadcast)

8:51 You need to. It is a reallife documentary where they film real calls for the fire brigade, even if you do not understand german you will totally understand how firefighters are working in germany. It is really exciting I can just recommend the series to you.

The power sockets become even more impressive if you see the plugs. The same plug that (CEE 7/7) goes into the german/korean socket (CEE 7/3) also has a hole to take the french ground pin (and is thus compatible to french CEE 7/5 sockets), fits into the danish socket (top right, buh without connecting earth) It also y takes the ungrounded european Type C / CEE 7/16 europlug, and is compatible to a wide vareity of russian sockets ( one shown in themiddle right) And the pin distance is the same as on the swiss/brazilian ICE 60906-1 / Type N socket (bottom right) and the italian 1A Type L socket (bottom left) so the socket accepts those plugs if they are ungrounded. Extra bonus: the plug is reversible. So if the cable goes the wrong way, you can just unplug it, turn it around, and route the cable on the other side.

Psssssst. Do not tell an american about may 1st!

7:35 THAT IS ABSOLUTELY IT. It's incredibly annoying with the thick accent, the constant repetition ofthe brand name and the blunt messaging. A lot of commercials in Germany are designed to be unobtrusive under the assumption that pleasant sounds and voices would allow them to bombard you without picking them out as a target of ire. Seitenbacher Müsli is going the opposite direction. They advertise their overpriced pedestrian oats with grating repetition and abrasive vocal performance. And the worst thing is that it works.

LOVE the thumbnail 😂😂

"der markt kann meine schmerzen nicht lindnern" (the market cant lindner my pain) this is peak comedy😂

Yes, please react to Feuer & Flamme

I only know these "german" memes through you. Many of the texts written there seem to me not to be written by native speakers. As a first example today: "geistLiche Einschränkungen" instead of "GEISTige Einschränkungen". The first means spiritual restrictions (as you have translated it correctly for yourself) What is meant ("geistige") means restrictions in thinking. In this case: stupidly made sockets.

5:40 indeed that would be illegal, because the landlord blocks the emergency exit. It's one thing if you live alone in your own house and have to take responsibility for yourself. But the landlord would have responsibility for the safety of the house. They even took care of fire alarms here. It is a different thing when the house rules (and renting contract) mandate that the house door is to be locked at night. Usually to prevent burglers and general strangers from hanging around in the house. But even then you get a key. You get a key to the house, a key to your apartment, a key to your mailbox, and keys to all other places that might be attached, like a basement room, a backdoor to the bicycle room, a shared garbage bin, a shared laundry room, the gate to the backyard parking area, etc.

1:38 Ryan there is a pun in the picture. We have the McRib all the time. It's a standard menue item in Germany. I's never leaving. :P

14:20 It's a song for the children in pre school age and gulli is just part of the song. I think that's the story behind the meme

Americans: making Jokes about Germany losing WWII Germans: makes Jokes about 9/11 Americans: 😮

As a paramedic i would love to see feuer und flamme reacts from you 😄

You absolutely need to See feuer und Flamme its one of the best Shows about firefighting ive ever see

Here comes the plane - mother feeding the child. It is pretty common to say it but German incorrectness is magical 😀 1. May - free day

the reaction to the Plane makes it so much better xD

13:48 the funny thing is the trains are never on time

As a wise man once said: "Seitenbacher, Hanföl. Hanföl von Seitenbacher!"

the 1st of may is a holiday called Tag der Arbeit (day of work) on wich you don't have to work

7:50 It was actually the right ad. The CEO wanted to save money and did it himself, it came in the radio all the time and people are traumatized xD

1:24 at 1st may we have the so called " day of work" in germany. Its basically a traditionally holiday for cleaning up your house.

Feuer und Flamme is a documentary serie about Firefighters and Paramedics in Germany its realy interesting you shuold watch it

Oh, E-Bikes are real bikes. And for the most part they assist the rider, not do all the work for you. But they're especially useful when driving fast and/or over hilly terrain. But the assist is also helpful for less athletic people. (like seniors, overweight, injured, disabled, etc) You can get around, you can use your body, but you have some help.

"Here comes the airplane" gets children to look up to the spoon, leaving their mouth open, so you can surprise feed them whatever you want^^ The tower was f'ed up tho.

This was probably the best episode so far xD

the airplane meme joke is: this is a most common phrase that is used in germany when feeding babies and has nothing to do with the dark association. its just if you put it into this connection is suddenly becomes extremely dark

13:46 😂😂😂 sometimes the trains just vanish on the way and don't arrive at all

Ryan at 11:32😊🤔ryan at 11:34 👁👄👁

Some background information for 0:58 "Die Maus": 01. May is "Day of work" -> german: "Tag der Arbeit" in germany. It is a holiday by law.

Im german and i have heard soooo many jokes about 911 in my school i cant even count them

1:26 May first is the german „Tag der Arbeit“. It’s a special holiday where we praise the working class and most people don’t have to do work on that day which is why they want to use it as a day to do some chores at home but end up slacking of. And thr pictures are from the german series “Sendung mit der Maus” which is a classic in most german families where they explain things children have questions about (for example how a train is constructed) with some sketches of the “Maus” in between

I would honestly like to see you react to feuer und flamme. I dont know how that would work out logistically but i would definetly be interested in it

12:00 that MEME makes me wonder, why are we telling our children to eat airplanes anyway?^^

Memes don't always have to be funny like the cozy Sunday, they just have to be trending

14:30 took me a moment too because "german memes" (in reddit?) tend to translate words WORD FOR WORD (even the once written together in english) so that winzigweich mannschaft is micro soft team.

11. September Memes sind immerwieder Witzig 😂😂😂😂😂

1:05 May 1st; (In German 1. Mai): "1st of May is known as Day of Work (Tag der Arbeit), Labor Day, International Day of Struggle for the Working Class or May Day. It is a public holiday in Germany, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg, Austria, Belgium, parts of Switzerland and many other countries." On that day, many people don't do anything and just laze around, some party and drink. And a lot of people are dancing into May. Big parties start on April 30th from 8/9 p.m. and last until the next day, May 1st. Sometimes you plan to do something useful on your day off, like doing housework, but then you don't do it and you're just lazy. Germans know how to work hard. But we also know how to party hard and lounge hard. but everything is always strictly separated. Because in Germany we say "Erst kommt die Arbeit, dann das Vergnügen" (first comes the work, then the pleasure).

fun fact - deutsche bahn is never on time

11:35 that face XDDDD

7:00 In the north of Germany they say Moin as a greeting and in the south they say Servus. It's about someone from the south who is in the north.

I was not expecting to watch Ryans clip today and have "Woisch Kalle du brauchsch a Seidenbachr" blasted through my speakers...oh the pain...

06:00 Cheap apartment where your landlord locks the door so you can't leave => Living with your parents

1:30 not just has the McRib made it to Germany, it's available here all year round.

7:00... He is visiting northern Germany, learning how to say the local hello (Moin). Reverts to his southern German hello (Servus). 12:05... That room needs cleaning. (Refer to 11:05) The German ancestry in me.

Ryan Wass is watching the Seitenbacher ad. It won't get any better today

Seitenbacher is almost in the same league as "Head On" (apply directly to your forehead!)

4:34 urgh, my mom and dad have ebikes, whenever we drive to town and i take dads bike she forget to tell me (or i forget to ask her) how to turn on the pedalassistthingy… after like 3km of „why are you so slow“ we remember and she switches it on… my own bike has a broken gearswitch so I’m used to driving without switching gears.

You can get a McRibb anytime at a german McD. It's not a sessonal special item as it is in the States.

1:29 May first is a holiday in Germany, similar to Labor Day

The Airplane thing is hilarious. Lmfao

well that airplane joke really hit him sideways lol

One of the icebreaker games in a meeting in my company 1-2 years ago. Question: "What's your favourite dinosaur?" -> When the question came up all had the same look in their face as the introvert boy.

I had EXACTLY the same reaction as Ryan seeing this airplane meme. I just didn't leave the room. And even though I'm German, I have no kids and nobody who fed me as a kid told me an airplane was coming. My mother was scared of airplanes.

I think the face was not the point of interest of the tower logo xD It's not devious, it's rather lewd... 🤣

You did an awesome job at reading the meme at 2:38

7:50 i don‘t realy know why the meme exists, but the original one was „Pepo“ petting a cat, nut in germany we don‘t write „Gatze“, instead we write „Katze“ and what you habe looked at there was that squid thingy which can hurt and Pepo again, pets / streichelt the Feuergatze

Brushes (not hairbrushes) work well on rugs and carpets. Before vacuums, rugs would be hung up and beaten with an object that looked a little like a tennis racket. The first of May is a holiday, here, people don't work and stores are closed (bars and restaurants are open). The verb "umstellen" can have two meanings: "to change" (e.g. the diet) but also "to put on different spots" (therefore, chocolate now on the right hand side and chips on the left, the contrary of how it was before). For the "cheap apartment", I guess he only has found a girlfriend with a place where he can stay, not an actual apartment for himself. Not to give him keys and lock him in would obviously be illegal. "Moin" means "good morning" (short for "guten Morgen"), but in more northern parts of Germany, it's used as a greeting all day long, whether it's morning, afternoon or evening. "Servus" is a greeting used in Bavaria, mostly, and in Austria.

Mai 1st is a free day in Germany. "Tag der Arbeit"

1:32: 1st of May is the international labor day, which is state holiday in most of the countries. (except US)

11:33 The moment his soul left his body on realizing.

The Stuttgart one is vile XD