Those translations in the last video had precisely nothing to do with the actual content of the video ... Impressive, really, lol.

„Dino-Teller“ (dino plate) sounds like „die Nutella“.

7:05 Ryan not getting it because there is no public transport in the US 😂😂😂

He don’t know about Asterix and Obelix ? Jungs we need to fix that.

Bad translation....Sparkasse is the financial bank. Spargasse is a street. Gasse is a german word for small old streets. The joke is that in Sachsen the talk k= g. The rest of germany dont

you know he‘s American when he doesn’t get the public transportation memes and the only thing he can think of is flying 😅

As much as this is hilarious to watch: Mate you HAVE to get an actual german to translate/paraphrase/explain the jokes beforehand, because so much just gets lost to shitty autotranslate. Its still hilarious to watch

"Menge" translates to "set" in a mathematics context. And the syntax with the curly braces and commas is used.

10:50 That part of Germany is Saxony and the Finnish word for Germany is Saksa (Saxony).

14:27 the captions are 100% hallucinated. I don't think it's made for other laguages😅

14:28 the caption is 100% wrong. 😅 "Markus Söder from Alps-Germany wants to know: It is weekend. Bubatz (Weed) and the Gender star finally got banished. How do you and your friends celebrate that all drugs are illegal now?" "With a delicous beer and antisocial drunkenness" "Correct answer." To understand that properly: Markus Söder (Prime Minister of Bavaria) is against Weed etc. but sees no problem in alcoholism. And besides the clip is AI generated, it originates from a Show which is called "Genial daneben" where one weird and/or funny question got asked and the 5 celebrities had to guess the answer (they had a lot of hilarious/funny answers)

That meme with Gru and his Chart show the beginning lyrics of a really popular German song, "alles nur geklaut" (=everything's stolen) Literally every German can sing along

12:00 It's a joke how the jelly doughnut is called in Germany. In the green region, it's called Berliner. In the blue, it's Pfannkuchen (pancake). In the red region, it's called Kreppel or Kräppel. Yellow places call it Krapfen and, in the violet spots, it's called Faschingskrapfen (Carnival donuts), because it's usually sold during Carnival.

2:02 Haue = spanking Haut = skin

„Mit Kanonen auf Spatzen scheißen“ should definitely be printed on mugs and shirts in your merch shop. It literally means „to shit on sparrows with cannons“

The kissing meme shows two youtubers, rezo and parabelritter. One is from the former east the other from the west. The kiss referenzes the bruderkuss of honecker and gorbatschow that was immortalized on the berlin wall. Edit: ich hatte es nochmal gegoogelt, aber lass mich gerne belehren, dass es Breschnew war. Ich dachte das "former west" was implied, obwohl man klugscheissend sagen kann, dass nach artikel 23 GG die DDR sich aufgelöst bzw. Der BRD beigetreten ist. So dass rechtlich das eine noch existiert, das andere aber nicht. Eine echte Vereinigung nachder sich beide Vorgänger Staaten auflösen hätte nach artikel 146gg passieren müssen.

How Google cannot translate sparkasse but gets the Tattoo ants From the insite Part perfectly 😂

"This dude's name". You really didn't know who Olaf Scholz is?

What tool do you use to translate any of this??? I've never seen a translation tool fail more 😂😂😂😂😂

3:50 If you've ever tried to move a graphic just a few mms in Word - you know.

The meme about the "Nutella" was about Das - Der - Die, the joke was hidden in the Dino-Teller (wrongly spelled like Die Nutella) with Dino as the short form of "Dinosaurier"

None of the translations made ANY sense xD

The glasses with the pictures. Well I don't have these. But some with other cartoon characters like smurfes. Those were mustard glasses our mothers used to wash after finishing, so we can use it as glasses

9:05 Eyy-ooo, Ey-o!And since the last vid is horribly translated for some reason: "Markus Söder from Mountain Country (aka Bavaria) asks the following: It's a weekend, pot and the gender asterisk have been banned for good, how do you and the boys celebrate that all drugs are illegal now?" "With a good beer and an antisocial drunken stupor" "Right answer!"

Asterix and Obelix (french drawer)You don't know. There are Movies and many Books and TV Serials (comics you would say) in Europe. It's about a small Gallic Villages which doesn't want to be ruled by Rome. They have a Druid and other ppl. The Druid makes rhe special drink which makes you stronger for a While. Obelix can't drink from it cause when he was a Kid he fell into a Big Pot of that Zaubertrank and he was strong forever! They have 2 fighting Fish Sellers who are fighting for who has the freshest fish, their Bard can't sing, a small Dog called Idefix. An old Guy Methusalix (from an old greek or so Gods Tale, Sagen, Legends(?) Methusalem) who is married to the young most beautiful Lady at the Village. There is a bad Leader and a Wife which is more of a Leader than him. Ita great Village and they Beat the Imperium Roma. Best Kids Book/Comic ever.

The thing with the pastry war is refering to the never ending war about the name of the Krapfen/the Pfankuchen/the Berliner

Boom Boom Boom Boom is a song by Vengaboys

5:39 "Perso" short for "Personalausweis" = ID card (identity card)

The third picture with the female wrestler refers to a song by “Die Ärzte - Manchmal Haben Frauen”

My deceased grandparents also had thick blankets that were always nice and cozy. When I visited there as a child during the school holidays , I was always allowed to sleep in the middle with them. Unfortunately they often snored too loudly.😅

The "Ich schreibe einen Hit" Meme refers to a song by the band "Die Prinzen" called "Alles nur geklaut". The video for that song is hilarious, you should watch it.

10:45 This state of Germany is called Saxony. The Finns refer to the whole of Germany as Saxony (Saksa)

1:47 That's not an impaled head but Ronald puking two streams of vomit.

The meme at 8:50 is a reference to a 90s pop song by the band "Die Prinzen" which is called "Alles nur geklaut" (everything's just stolen/ripped off) about a musician that gets rich stealing from other artists and lives a lavish life in the end.

13:30 these are EXACTLY the glasses you can find in my kitchen. all of them. 😂

For the Nutella meme: People argue over which of the kind guy has "der", "die" or "das" Nutella. Each is correct, as it is a registered fantasy word and even the manufacturer of the spread says it doesn't matter. Since "dinosaur" has a "di", which can be extended with an "e" for the article "die" and the plate is shouted in German "Teller" and you spoke it like “Tella“, you can then read this as plumb: "Dino Teller" or in reference to Nutella: "DiNutella" → “Die Nutella“.

12:07 It’s about how people call the Pastry, like Berlins don’t call it Berliner but rather Pfannkuchen, which translates to Pancakes

last nutella pic is "dino teller". teller means plate and there's a dino on it

9:35 those two are Germany’s (probably) most famous political KZfaqrs. Der Dunkle Parabelritter, the one on the left, is from eastern Germany, and the one on the right, Rezo, is from western Germany. This imitates the super well known painting on the Berlin Wall, between Erich Honecker and Breschnew (Soviet politician ), which originally occurred at the 30th anniversary of the GDR.

8:54 „Schreibe einen Hit“ likes taken from German song „Alles nur geklaut“ ~ „everything simply stolen“ … artist „Die Prinzen“.

9:40 Mit Kannen auf Spatzen SCHEISST! Ich sterbe xD

11:30 No, not pancakes. That's just what the East says for Berliner/Krapfen. And it's not a doughnut. This is just a map for the word the regions use for a Berliner.

10:44 The meme references the Finnish name for Germany, which is "Saksa". It stems from the tribe of the Saxons (which were the 1st Germanic tribe to make contact with the Finns I guess?) and nowadays the state of Sachsen(Saxony) is named after them, which is the state was marked red in the meme.

The pastry war meme refers to a pastry that many americany might call jellyfilled donut. It has different names in different regions and if you want to start a heated (but funny) argument, you can just bring it up (espeially when people from different regions are present xD Some call them "Berliner", some call them "Krapfen", some (especially in the east) call them Pfannkuchen (which is a completely different food everwhere else - something similar to a crepe) and some call it "Kräppel". Everyone is funnily really protective about their way to name it xD (Where I live we call them Kräppel. Berliner is known as well. Krapfen is rarely used and no one would get the idea to call it Pfannkuchen, as that it a different food item/dish) (It was the one and only thing everyone from the 3 other fraction could agree on - Pfannkuchen is a different dish, which all of the Pfannkuchen fraction deeply decline/Contradict xD) It's a funny "war" going on like forever an it will probably never stop xD

The moment when suddenly the image of Rezo and Der dunkle Parabelritter kissing popped up xD Hadn't laughed so hard in a while

Olaf Scholz as Bundeskanzler couldnt even get his name right ( Scholoz). So he had to proof that its him ( self)

the microsoft word meme: it's a (not rellated to german in any way, works the same in english) joke about word formatting. word says "you can move the media slightly so it aligns" and the user says "surely you'll leave my formatting alone?" ... "without ruining the formatting?" the joke being that those two text boxes got completely fucked over by the formatting

8:15 "menge" is a term used in math in Germany and the so called "array" is actually a "menge", which in English is called a "set", which list all it's elements as shown in the picture. Here the "menge" is a set of cars xD

12:40 the VW is a model from 15 years ago he was talking about his car being 15 xD

The Asterix and Obelisk glasses are old mustard glasses from a french company, which is/was very popular in Germany. And about every German Granny cleaned and kept them as drinking glasses. Especially great to be used in the garden, as you got put the original lid back on to keep insects out and handier than regular glasses for children. I clearly remember them from my own childhood.

Hate to say it, but most of these memes really suck - even in german...

"this dude" lol it's our chancellor

14:20 the caption actually had absolutely nothing to do with the video. dont know why it translated to that it was about drinking

To explain the Dinosaur on the plate: In Germany it's a meme that there's always argued about the grammatical gender of the chocolate creme "Nutella". The meme first lists the masculine form of "the Nutella" (der Nutella), then the neuter form (das Nutella) and when it comes to the feminine form, there's a plate with a dinosaur on it, because "Dino-Teller", the German translation of "dinosaur plate", sounds similar to Nutella's feminine form "die Nutella". So it's a German pun

7:00 Tell me you never use public transport without telling me you never use public transport.

At 3:50 ish the Blue Symbol is the Logo of Microsoft Word (Text processing software, like Apple Pages on Mac). When you move an image around it often jumbles up the entire document's layout.

1:03 Der Nutella is the masculine version, das Nutella the neutral version, and ‘Dinoteller’ (which means Dino Plate) sounds like ‘Die Nutella’ which is the female version.

To The „Pastry War“. It’s about one type of Pastry that every region calls different. The „Grosser Berliner Bund“ Callst it „Berliner“, The „Alliance der Pfannkuchen“ call it „Pfannkuchen“, The „Krapfen Liga“ Calls it „Krapfen“ etc. So you basically can say in the way they call this Pastry from wich of this regions in Germany and Austria they are. It has something to do with the Dialects I think

The last video is from a guessing show, the four people get ask a question from the gamemaster and then they have to guess it. In this csenario he asks:„Weed and Drugs are now illegal, so what do you do with the boys the next evening?" And Bernard Hoëcker, one of the Guessers said:" A delicious Bierchen (I assume you know what that means) and a complete intoxication with weed (We have a nice little word for that "Vollrausch") ". And the gamemaster instantly said: "richtige Antwort", so in English "right answer"

Our cupboard is full of those two kinds of glasses, as well as former mustard and small Nutella cups.

the "everything is signposted in two languages" meme: the road name is "Spar-gasse" which means "saving alley". 'Sparkasse' is a Bank which is in the same street. (the sign is specifically for the parking) the joke is that the saxony dialect tends to soften their Ks so they pronounce Sparkasse as Spargasse

That the last meme is literally breaking the 4th dimension, I can’t stop laughing Explanation: the subtitles have nothing to do with what was said, so he was clueless about the punchline, because the actual things that were said, included a lot of alcohol

12:11 is about an German pastry that is called different in different regions some call it Krapfen and some call it Pfannenkuchen and many people in Germany make war about which word is the right one

Coal is a dying industry, Australia is already transitioning out of it

The one about writing a hit is a reference to a popular german song, called "alles nur geklaut" by Die Prinzen ( "Everything's just stolen")

1:21 the plate w/ the dinosaur is "Dino-Teller" wich sounds like "die Nutella". it`s a meme in germany to ask people if its die Nutallla, der Nutella or das Nutella

Meddl Loide...ma Froindin is am Wochenende da 🍻

12:50 dude, that VW Golf GTI is 15 years old (if we're looking at it from this exact day (May 14th 2024))

Asterix is a Gallier(France), that fights against Rome with his friends like Obelix, about 8 films exist from 20-40minutes

"Die Nutella" (female the Nutella) sounds like "Dino Teller" (dinosaur plate) and this very meme solved a problem for me that lasted over decades now. :D

the one meme with tattooing ants is from a poetry slam from jan philipp zymny. It's called "Awesome" and it's really funny. The nightwash version does even have english subtitles :-)

2:45 - I'm born in Saxony and there people speak softer and the k is spoken as a g - that's what this meme is about... I rolled on the floor laughing.

Der Nutella, das Nutella, (DieNu)tella.

9:39 the one with blue hair is a very famous German KZfaqr named Rezo

The captions for the last video aren't even close, I assume that the auto caption tool expected English instead of German. It's a clip from a German comedy quiz show. The host and the contestants are known comedians and actors. Viewers send in questions and the contestants have to answer them, but the questions are usually very hard or about niche topics, so they have some funny discussions about what may be the answer. The voices in the clip are AI generated. Translation: Host: "Markus Söder (minister president of Bavaria) from Mountain-Germany asks: It's the weekend, weed and gender inclusive speech have finally been banned. How do you and the boy celebrate, that all drugs are illegal now?" Contestant: "Delicious beer and total intoxication" Host: "Correct answer" (I had to take some liberties with the translation because a lot of the words were either hard to translate without an entire paragraph of explanations or were not "proper" words. For example, the word that was used for weed was "Bubatz", it's used for weed, but it's a rather new word, that is mainly used jokingly by rather young people. It's not something you would expect to hear from the Host, or the person that submitted the question. Before the legalization it was a trend to ask "When Bubatz legal?", either in the comments under posts from politicians or even in person at events. Hearing the word from a politician is so unexpected, that it was practically the only topic on German Reddit for a few days, when our minister of finance tweeted "Bubatz soon legal")

Those thing with the glasses is a classic German thing, but the choice of the glasses in the second picture was a bit unfortunate. Those four glasses are empty mustard glasses. And in Germany many mustard glasses are fashioned in such a way, that they become simple drinking glasses when emptied of mustard and washed. We call it "Senfkristall" and the different producers of mustard know this and some sell the mustard in decorated glasses for you to collect. You buy their mustard until you have an entire set of new and decorated drinking glasses.

The pastry wars - is about the name for a specific German pastry - der Berliner/ der Berliner Pfannkuchen / der Pfannkuchen / der Kräppel ... etc. etc it really depends where you are how that thing is called.

dude you need to react to asterix and obelix

To explain the thing with Glasses - germans have a rather odd source of glasses. Old mustard containers. 99% of my glasses were once ex-mustard containers... though since the new versions all have screw-caps integrated into the glass I may need to find a new source. Mustard companies (Used to, at least) know this - and sell their mustard in neatly designed glasses to cater. Thus the set of mustard glasses to the theme of 'Asterix and Obelix' (a comic).

3:13 Yes, that's Word. The meme is about inserting images into text in Word. If you try to move the image, parts of the text move with it. That's why the images in the meme are so jumbled and the sentences are cut up scattered across the image.

the last one said: tasty beer and being totally drunk

Hat er Asterix und Obelix Gläser als "Popeye shot glasses" bezeichnet?! 😱

Menge in German can be translated as 'a lot', 'amount/number' or as the mathematical/computer science 'set'. An array btw. is with these brackets: [ ]

That last one was hilarious. The CSU (headed by Söder) is doing anything it can to uphold the new Cannabis law in letter but not in spirit. Bavaria might end up less free than before. But that is to be expected from a state ruled by the same conservative party since its inception. Anyways, the video is AI generated (which is scary) but depicts a 100% realistic (aside from the question) looking scenario of German game show where they are presented a viewer question and have to figure out the answer. The video roughly went: You are Söder and Cannabis has been legalised. What do you do? And the immediate, correct answer was "get blackout drunk with my mates" (the CSU is a bunch of alcoholic hypocrites).

Context to the Pastry War: All mean the same Produkt, but many parts of Geermany don´t know its called Krapfen.

"manchmal haben Frauen ein kleines bisschen Haue gern" was from a song by a punk band. It tell how he got told in a bar how women somtimes like get beaten, so he talkes about it to his girlfriend and gets beaten into submission.

1:57 : Die Ärzte - a famous German Punk Rock Band had a song about that theme: Manchmal haben Frauen... It's not easy to understand without knowing the context.

12:30 the age of consent is different in Germany compared to the US. Our teenagers have more freedom in choosing who they want to be with or want to have sex with as long as there’s no dependency between the adult and the teenager as in teacher and student or sports coach and athlete. They also can’t pressure the teenager into something, obviously. But as long as the teenagers makes an independent decision society and the law have to respect that. I won’t list all the age restrictions here but it’s different compared to the US, that’s all you need to know.

14:05 i think the coca cola glas was from McDonalds xD every household i know of has them xD

Ich fand es lustig wie er Rezo als Ninja bezeichnet hat

The dinosaur plate means Die Nutella. It Sounds like Dinoteller. Btw 9:10 is a Part of a german Song called „alles nur geklaut“

"Menge" translating to "a lot of".. I can't xD They didn't mean the programming notation but the mathmatical one. "Sum cars"

14:41 it wasnt about murder it Was About drugs

2:35 that's the lyrics of a German song called "Boom Boom Boom" by K.I.Z.

The Coca Cola glasses were part of a McDonalds capaign 10 years ago. I think you got a glass with every menu or something like that? One broke since then and we still have four of those lol

7:05min That's the most American thing I ever heard! You think about flying rather than taking a train or bus. Hilarious!

7:00 many people push their way into trains instead of first letting people leave

If you don't know Asterix, you must watch or read it. It is the finest peak of European culture. But maybe on your other channel. Or just with your wife on the couch and in English. Yes, Asterix in America, it is perfect.

Dude, did you just call that garlic an onion? 😂

Dear Mr. Wass, I was a bit surprised that you didn't know about the Asterix comics, which have so many translations that I thought would be known all over the world. Well, everyone can make mistakes, including me, but that brings with it an opportunity to warmly recommend this French comic series to you. In short, it's about a Gallic village that successfully keeps the Roman legions away with the help of their druid's magic potion. The character was created in 1959 and the first film was: "Asterix the Gaul" (1967), and to this day there are several animated and live-action adaptations, although the latter do not come close to the drawn ones. Very funny, lots of adventures and some, depending on the year of publication, are freely accessible on KZfaq. Greetings, from non-Bavaria-Germany