_"Don't tell me I'm still on that feckin' island"_ has to be the funniest line in Father Ted. 🤣

I must have seen every episode of Father Ted 20 times, and I'm re-enjoying them looking at your delight in them.

I think I figured out why Jack hallucinates about a pint of Guinness instead of whiskey. It’s because Ted’s priest uniform is black on the bottom and white on the top. Like a pint of Guinness!

Despite being a foul-mouthed and fouler-tempered psychopath, even Jack has a sad side. Stranded on that feckin' island and seeking escape through DRINK! What he said was "GOBSHITE!" - that's a popular insult in Ireland. Also, he clearly had Sister Assumpta figured out from the start. No wonder he leapt through the window and ran for his life!! 😂😂😂 Next time on _Father Ted:_ The devil you know vs. the devil you don't...and a daring rescue mission!

That bit where miss Doyle describes all things " sexual" ........ wow.😂

A silhouette of Ted carrying a crucifix with Mozart's Requiem playing is just comedy perfection.

Pauline McLynn (Mrs Doyle) is a super actress, who sadly didn't seem to get much work after this for whatever reason. She was (and is at ~60yrs old now!) actually very pretty, or even quite striking. It's loads of makeup that makes Mrs Doyle''s dowdy appearance, and great comic acting that makes Mrs Doyle's persona!

Please do IT Crowd. It's from the same creator.

One great Father Ted show bit that I think you haven't caught on is the Father Larry Duff phone calls. Throughout every series and in every other episode Father Ted calls Larry for advice but every time he catches Larry at a bad moment and something terrible but humorous happens, like the time when Larry try's to answer the call and drives off a cliff, or the call causes an avalanche, the episode where the British army shoots Larry's Priest friend who's smuggling guns, the knife throwing show or in this case he's about to win a game show and Ted causes him to lose by calling and the punchline is Ted always says something like "oh that's right he's busy doing (fill in the blanks) so he must be busy" just thought I should let you know so you the next time you'll understand and will appreciate the joke a bit more. Much love a respect King & Queen ❤️👍

I think Father Jack would have been hallucinating a bottle of Jameson's Irish whiskey, not a bottle of the fake American stuff! 😂🤣😂

The actor who plays Father Jack is actually a very cultured, well-spoken person. His Father Jack personality is FaF though!

_Speed 3,_ _Kicking Bishop Brennan Up The Arse,_ and _Are You Right There, Father Ted?_ are the funniest Father Ted episodes. You really need to do reaction videos to them. And make sure you stay and watch the post-credit scenes in _Speed 3_ and _Kicking Bishop Brennan Up The Arse._ 😂👍

When the baby arrives you wont need an alarm clock!!!!LOL!!!

One of the writers had a brief cameo saying "some mad man has put up a cross" in this episode.

Ah no way,congratulations from Ireland,delighted for yous God bless ❤🇮🇪

I’m with the King here. 1 alarm to wake them all!

My dad's been smoking since he was 14, he still has brandy in every cup of tea he has throughout the day, and he's 95 years of age.

Fully agree with Queen on the Alarms, i set between 5-8 alarms for work

I feel a little called out. I actually do set alarms every 5 minutes for an hour before I need to get up. Let's say I need to get up at 9:00, I'll set one at 8:00, one at 8:05, one at 8:10, one at 8:15 and so on until the final one at 9:00.

This episode and “Speed 3” are my ultimate favourite episodes.

When Father Jack called Father Ted a "Gobshite" it's a common insult we use in the UK & Ireland meaning someone who talks sh*t. You should definitely add it to you list of British insults King Boomer 👍 Also the British came up with the term 'fags' for cigarettes but it's now somewhat taboo as the Americans (no disrespect I love Americans) turned it into a very derogatory word. We have a meal in 'Fish & Chip' shops called 'faggots' you can also buy them as frozen meals in supermarkets but again our American cousins have made that word into something very offensive. Just know we came up with those words first and they have no negative connections what so ever this side of The Pond. They are cigarettes & food. Also you mentioned watching 'Trainspotting' and the withdrawal scene. What was depicted in that movie as good as the movie is is nothing like full on Heroin withdrawals. Imagine constantly going to the toilet with diarrhoea and vomiting every 15 minutes, your skin crawling, unable to sit down,lay down, or stand up because your body is so uncomfortable and you basically awake & in Hell for 3-4 days. The best depiction of Heroin withdrawals on screen is the masterpiece of a movie based on a true story called 'The Basketball Diaries' staring a young Leonardo DiCaprio. Highly recommend movie. Even that withdrawal scene isn't as bad in real life

haha just been watching your father ted videos. beast of a comedy show this!

I have 1 alarm and my Mrs has multiple, but doesn't get up for any of them. So I share your pain. Also, I wondered how you'd get to review that episode without having to cut 3/4 of it out, so good job!

There has never been any other character who could do a funny fall as well as Mrs. Doyle.

This is easily the best reaction channel on KZfaq by an absolute mile… first class banter all the way

I would give up smoking if I weren't so stoned. 😂✌️♥️🇬🇧

The, "Do you remember Sister Asumpter?" routine is just class, so hilarious! You need a few alarms. I set the first one for nothing like I want to get up at then I feel good by the third one for all the extra sleep I stole back. It's a roadmap for life!

One of my favourite episodes ever

Congratulations. When the baby is born you won't need to worry about alarms at all😅

Congratulations!!! You are both going to have one lucky child! 😊❤❤❤

This Father Ted is one of my absolute favourites. Good thing you watched it right till the end, as there was more to laugh at. LOL. Loved how the nun would kick the men in the goolies during the credits - so funny.

Waited far too long for this!!!

23:32 I set 1 alarm, and it never fails to wake me up. I cant recall ever sleeping through one, but on special events that I simply cannot miss (weddings, holidays etc etc) I set two alarms just to be safe, never needed it though

You guys have picked THE BEST episode in the series! 😄

I set 1 alarm for 7 morning and after drinking a 70cl bottle of whisky the night before after 9 night I still get up then after 30 mins from waking I go for a 50 mile bike ride then straight to work, did that hundred of times.

Don’t be a muppet watch Time Gentlemen Please it’s right up your street,everything you love in one show.

Mrs. Doyle - St. Patrick's hill. Google Croagh Patrick. Apart from chasing you down with a plank, Ted's description is fairly spot on. A place where some devout people go to partake in 'punishment'

Great episode, poor father Jack sober 😂

A student in my student house would set 5 alarm clocks 5 mins apart every day and hide them in his neighbour's room.

I don’t need an alarm I always wake up 5 minutes before it goes off no matter what time I set it for.

When i worked in residential we hid alarms all round the sleepover room and put two in the loft just above it, not knowing our friend had swapped his sleepover with the manager so he could go to a party.

Gobshite is a very common insult here 😂

I loved the bit where you paused it and proceeded to search for an alarm tone. That was great entertainment 🤦🏻‍♂️🤯

I reckon Fr Jack saw Fr Ted as a pint of Guinness because of the black shirt and white “dog” collar.

its not pausing it too much, its pausing for too long. You set one alarm, get up and straight to the coffee!

Queen Boomer is right about the alarms. I do that too. 3 of them. Main (get up now), snooze 1 (get the fuck up now), snooze 2 (if you don't get up now you'll be fired).

Had to look up Fire Cheese. Never heard of it before but Greek cheese flamed in brandy sounds like something I need to try. Also, gotta agree with the Queen - a minimum of 3 alarms to get up, but 5 is better. 7 is professional level snoozing.

"HE PAUSES IT TOO MUCH!" you are absolutely channeling Basil Fawlty lolololol :)

Lol I was watching this in bed before sleep and fell asleep half way through and I'm afraid neither ted's or your alarm woke me up.

I wake up earlier than my alarm anyway. I just look at the clock and say "okay X more minutes to rest"

I have 6 alarms and hit snooze many time before I get up 🤣🤣

I love it when they are hallucinating 😂😂 ‘Blah blah blah blah blah…..’😂😂 I also love the nuns😂😂

I have 3 alarms 20 minutes apart I am bad at waking up and getting up I hear you Queen Boomer ❤

I always use that same klaxon alarm when I REALLY have to wake up for something.

🎵 Father Ted, Father Ted, whatcha gonna do today…….not much, he’s dead.🎵

I have an alexa alarm that snoozes every nine minutes for an hour 😂😂

In terms of alarms, I just set one beside my head. I must be tense or something, because sometimes I manage to switch it off after only 2 beeps, but I think that is because I instantly jump into the mindset of not wanting to wake the wife and kids.

Got the box set from this show on vhs..still funny to this day..love it 👍

I used to set one alarm and keep it out of the way so I had to get up. Now I have 2 alarms and I keep my phone next to me, one that initially wakes me up and then another that wakes me up again, but to be honest I haven't had much to do so I usually end up sleeping anyway then watching stuff on youtube to bring myself round until I have the willpower and can be bothered to go downstairs.

I set loads of egg timers to go off 59mins 58 mins 57 mins ect in one of our local hardware stores 😀. And left the shop with a smile 😃

I set one alarm half hour before I'm due to get up. I sit up & watch something or read because I can't just get out of bed when my alarm goes off. I need time. I've never hit the snooze button

That's my alarm sound too, it's horrible but it works!

30:18... That happens to be my mobile phone ringer. It's great for receiving a call on a commutor train trip.

Gobshite is the best insult un the UK British language 😂 so versatile yet so perfect when used

1 alarm and my phone is right next to me, I switch it off and get up

As a man who has tried both, if i out the alarm on the other side of the room I will get up and turn it off, the problem is that ill go straight back to bed... I have to set multiple alarms, sometimes I'll resort to putting the phone in a drawer if I'm having a really hard time achieving consciousness that week... I only usually do 8 alarms though to be fair, that's usually enough to stop me getting back to sleep, and the last one is set half an hour after the others to allow myself to have a little lay in. I will not get out of bed, or I will go back to bed if I haven't woken up at least a couple of times already, it's like an unbreakable habit!

Stay away from the alcohol but and plenty of Oreos and milk 😆💜

17 alarms and also I use the same alarm noise 😂

Congrats to both of yous!

Those cut scenes during and after the credits are quite common in Father Ted

I'm straight out of bed at 6 every morning at the first chime of my alarm.

Funny, we called them Chinese burns 😅

I sing along with The Queen now when she sings the theme song 😂

lol i set 3 alarms incase i fall asleep after turning off the first one

Watching two people sitting in silence scrolling through the settings on their phones is peak KZfaq 😂

Sounds like Queen Boomer does the exact same alarm routine as me

Love Queen Boomers father Ted intro 😁👍🏻

7 alarms, definitely 7 alarms 😂

One alarm. By the Bed. That's it!

That’s a painful way to start the day 😂😂😂

You should check the Oasis track - Cigarettes and Alcohol a UK classic!

I set one alarm, the alarm sound I have is of a woodland stream and birds and a piano so you wake up gently and there's now awful noise making you angry when you wake up, I've never Pushed a snooze button

I had that as my alarm tone a long time ago. I changed it though when I fell asleep and left it hooked up to the hifi system which I'd had fairly loud. Imagine that going off through a 300w sound system. Nearly had a fucking heart attack and I'm lucky I didn't wake half of the fucking street up at the same time.

I hate getting up straight away, so yeah...I have about 3 or 4 alarms at 10-15 minute intervals🫣

Love the jingle, can you ask Queen Boomer to do the arms with it that she did in the very first one please… no half assed efforts please 😂😂😂

Na na na na na na na, Na na na na na na Dick Burn! (The New Adventures Of Dick Burn & Bobbin'!) Try to sleep for as long as it takes you to fully sleep and rest (8-9h) and go to bed at the exact same time every night. You will wake up within 5 minutes of a regular time without any alarm clock, the body gets good at stuff like that after practice, sleep cycles mean snoose button makes you feel even more sleepy. I used to have a 3-cd hifi decades back and set it to Track 1 of Hybrid - Wider Angle CD1. Also set to slowly increase volume. Beautiful violins and so peaceful a way to wake up, and if I didn't get up to turn it off within a minute or so, the techno of Track 2 would begin :D Oh and this ep, the banter from you both, Brilliant. Cheers!

Ah, alarms? Never needed one personally. If I know I have to be awake at a particular time, my internal body clock makes sure I'm awake at least 15 minutes beforehand. Doesn't matter when I need to wake up, it could be different from day to day. Something in my brain just makes it happen. The idea of requiring an alarm is absolutely foreign to me.

I don't have a clock in my room, I can't stand the ticking. I have a electric buzzer around my neck which wakes me up otherwise after 3 minutes it stops my arse.

I remember the first time I saw this episode. You hear Ted and Dougal run down the stairs, charge through the front door, jump into the car and drive away. I thought for sure that the nun was going to be in the car!

He pictured the Guinness because of the black-and-white garb of Ted

I have delayed sleep phase disorder, ive ignored fire alarms and rolled over and gone back to sleep. Nothing gets me up before 11am, and nothing makes me sleep before 2am. Its had a massive effect on my life. :-/

As an irish person this is very entertaining 😁

The alarm thing, I'm with Queen Boomer lol if i set an alarm for 7:00 I'm actually getting up at 7:30 and the alarm is going off every five minutes, the snooze button is the greatest thing ever made lol Edit: never mind, I just got to where she showed what the alarm sounds like and that would play once before the phone went out the window lol

Yeah that alarm is PTSD inducing.

16:05 Bill Burr has a good joke about that 😊

Alarm Clock Issue: She can use a wrist watch which vibrates and wakes her up. if she dosn't accpet this offer. leave her!!

Here's something you could consider. Instead of setting half a dozen alarms or even putting the alarm clock so you have to get out of bed to turn it, there's actually a clock that rings an alarm and then runs off and hides, so you have to look for it.

I have the same iPhone alarm sound as Queen Boomer, but 90% of the time I wake up just before it, so I turn it off quickly and get up. My wife is the same as King Boomer and hates it thinking WW3 is about to start 😂😂😂

Have to concur with queen boomer here. Multiple alarms is a must

"This is you!" 😮😮😂😂