An absolutely stunning Christian breakup scene

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An absolutely stunning Christian breakup scene

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9 ай бұрын

Is Paul from Paul and Morgan a witch???
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@ZelphOntheShelf 9 ай бұрын

Housekeeping! ⬇️ Please please please consider supporting the channel so we can stay afloat and keep making styff like this! Links to Patreon, PayPayl, and Venmo are in the description box. 💜 Clown shirt is from Kina & Tam who kindly gifted it to me after seeing our Girl Defined video where I was wearing one of their shirts. Pretty much the coolest thing that’s ever happened to me haha 🙈

@spacecat7864 9 ай бұрын

Please resist the shadow ban and make more claymation podcasts. That was so entertaining and fun.

@simplybet8104 9 ай бұрын

Stopping disabled strangers in the supermarket to pray for them is a very real thing. It's awful.

@ZelphOntheShelf 9 ай бұрын

😬😬😬

@tinyybiceps 9 ай бұрын

They trap those cashiers too!! Nobody is safe from the old religious goons at the grocery....

@MountainPearls 9 ай бұрын

@@ZelphOntheShelfit absolutely is. I had a cousin with Duchenne’s Muscular Dystrophy (X Linked Genetic condition with no cure). He died at 11…she was around 9 or 10 at the time, and clearly very ill-not many months from his death bed- and in a wheel chair…some man tried to “heal him” and encouraged his mother to help him “get up and walk and shed his wheel chair” right then and there-in the middle of a Krogers in a Mississippi. Apparently my cousin got upset…he knew he wouldn’t likely live very long (they never lied to him about his illness. He had an uncle who died of it too. He knew). How they explained what that guy did and said to a sick, confused child with a very limited life span, who was raised to “trust in god and believe in miracles”…I don’t know exactly, but he was pretty upset for some time (at a time he should have had peace and love and kindness around him …but instead experienced something of an existential “why” crisis the experience brought on…mostly ‘why can’t I get a miracle they talk about in church’). His mother was pretty religious and “always welcomed prayers” and even she was upset and broke into tears and blessed the guy out. The manager kicked the guy out and called his pastor who blessed him out too…small town in the South. (He wasn’t mentally ill…that they were aware of…but I have a hard time believing anyone who would do that isn’t pretty ‘off’ themselves. Either way, he was still culpable for his actions…if he wasn’t sick, and did still did that, and there is a hell…I hope that guy is there).

@Luca-luc-lu-l 9 ай бұрын

as a disabled stranger, it does happen. a lot. way too much actually.

@rachelburns1461 9 ай бұрын

weirdo behavior😟

@queenofanon9972 9 ай бұрын

Every time I come back to this channel, Tanner has a different hairstyle. He’s been very useful for keeping track of what year they posted what videos. He’s like a kpop idol

@DrewThePianoKid 9 ай бұрын

I wouldn't call my self a clown fetishist per se, I just respect the hell out of clowns. They boldly, often wordlessly, embody anti-traditionalist, pro-chaos perspectives, reminding us of our own socially-constructed identities and gently drawing our attention to the futility and inhumanity of modern culture. Mad props!

@ZelphOntheShelf 9 ай бұрын

Ok love

@KC-or1ic 9 ай бұрын

💖💖

@abbywolf9701 9 ай бұрын

5:47 “I’m just saying, it was probably a woman’s fault” -the apostle Paul constantly

@PillboxBollocks 9 ай бұрын

My inner child demands to know how them “religion is my identity” folks really feel. My outer adult is content with not knowing. The angel on my shoulder strokes my hair and tells me it’s all going to work out just fine. The rooster on my other shoulder was traumatized by a life of cock fights and just screams and makes threatening gestures.

@lindatheheathen 9 ай бұрын

"it's for buying 39 fun drinks and maybe one and half meals for the week" is 💯 relatable

@elisa8907 9 ай бұрын

nothing in this world is certain except the fact that a Sam and Tanner vid will always make me laugh

@ZelphOntheShelf 9 ай бұрын

YAY

@lindatheheathen 9 ай бұрын

I've had the claymation vid show up repeatedly in my feed, so I can't speak to the shadowbanning, but... Just the thumbnail tells me that it is an incredibly high-effort video, and I want to devote high-effort viewing to it, and haven't had time yet. I wouldn't feel right having it on in the background if I can't watch. It's on my list for this weekend. Promise.

@abbywolf9701 9 ай бұрын

My thoughts exactly!

@taylorslade961 9 ай бұрын

This is exactly where I'm at with it. I also have ADHD so just sitting and watching something is basically impossible. I need something to keep my hands busy.

@ninaradio 9 ай бұрын

That girls’ manic energy is very much old school Southern tent revival-style preaching.

@TheEuniceBurns1 9 ай бұрын

Wow, everything about this woman is A LOT. The introvert in me is flinching and instinctively backing away from my phone.

@user-bj2gj9zs2i 9 ай бұрын

Sooo… this whole we have to break up because you might have AIDS is totally my past. I was a convert to the LDS church and had to admit to my (now ex) husband-to-be that I wasn’t a virgin. The shame! The immediate you could have AIDS (it was the 90s)He had to pray to get “approval” from God to marry my dirty sinful self. And I a TBM didn’t see that as a red flag and still married him. I then spent 20 years being told he knew better than me in almost every decision because he grew up in the church, went on a mission, was basically just more pure, etc etc. took way too long to realize how messed up the whole thing was

@ZelphOntheShelf 9 ай бұрын

Whoah!!!! 💜💜

@abbyshultz 9 ай бұрын

Yessss please let that middle aged woman entrap me in her slore-ishness 😂😂 y'all are killing me with this one

@jacobfrazier9582 9 ай бұрын

Y'all need to be guests on the God Awful movies podcast, their whole thing is reviewing horrible Christian movies and this guy has made a ton of terrible ones. Gramps goes to college is a personal fav

@CT-bc6jh 9 ай бұрын

Yes!! That would be an amazing crossover! Especially during Mormon Movie Month. Tbh, I was bummed Sam and Tanner weren’t guests when GAM roasted the movie “Charly.”

@nerium.nerium 9 ай бұрын

THE GUTS THEME KILLED ME 💀

@angrywatermelon 9 ай бұрын

omg they really used Guts' Theme from Berserk in that first tiktok 😂

@katie_a1075 9 ай бұрын

I may have commented this before but when I was a new Mormon convert my husband’s little sister said to me “oh my gosh you’re just like Charly!!” Referring to the Mormon movie about the “whore” non Mormon woman who converted to Mormonism 😂

@ZelphOntheShelf 9 ай бұрын

Ahhhhhhh we love Charly!!!!

@verdantvixen96 9 ай бұрын

As a Kansas State alumnus I was saddened by the call out. I regularly dealt with the Westboro loons on campus and now this?! 😂

@mariannacross2538 9 ай бұрын

your conviction really sold me on liking, commenting and subscribing, things i've definitely never done before

@lindse23 9 ай бұрын

The single handedly joke deserved better. I got a good laugh out of that one

@foodfornot 9 ай бұрын

The prequel is called 55 Shades of Grey

@queenmotherhane4374 9 ай бұрын

Re segment 2: *cues the legions of men desperate for jobs as clerical workers, nurses, and grade-school teachers*/sarcasm I’m 70 and actually looked forward to life as a SAHW/M-then I wound up divorced, with no job, nearly broke, and a year-old baby. I quickly learned that I could support myself (in a plain old office job) better than any man in my life has ever supported me.

@MorganMcMorganstein 9 ай бұрын

I'm smoking weed in a shed in the midst of Storm Ciarán and I'm simply not prepared for this

@ZelphOntheShelf 9 ай бұрын

Wowow!!! 💖

@bewitched3912 9 ай бұрын

Hugs, from a dank consuming granny ❤ hope you are safe

@AshleyOlivia90 9 ай бұрын

I live in a small town and the child who lives across the street won’t ever let me forget she saw me crying in the supermarket 😂😂 she does think she can fix me 😂

@annamittal8319 9 ай бұрын

I remember the New Girl episode you’re talking about, i related to Winston in that all my pranks are just wayyy too small lol

@timnewman1172 9 ай бұрын

"I'll be spending a lot of time with the lord"... Is that what she calls her favorite bedside toy???

@blossomqueerie2284 9 ай бұрын

Oh shit, the guy in the first tiktok also wrote/directed/starred in an awful movie called Gramps Goes To College. It’s just as ridiculous and free on KZfaq

@ZelphOntheShelf 9 ай бұрын

NEED 2 WATCH

@cdorst2286 9 ай бұрын

loved the Claymation Podcast!

@caseyjude5472 9 ай бұрын

Joe Biden’s silence on the shadow-banning of your claymation podcast IS deafening. Truly deafening.

@lebethany53 9 ай бұрын

When he says “I feel sick right now”, all I could think was, damn, must be the aids 😂

@ZelphOntheShelf 9 ай бұрын

It literally all comes back to the aids we cannot stress this enough

@crowvii 9 ай бұрын

I literally cannot wait for Bethanys eventual deconstruction since shes backpedaled on so much already

@LauraOttawa 9 ай бұрын

I was drinking water while watching this and I almost did a spit-take because I was laughing 😂

@christinabellini537 9 ай бұрын

Tanner’s mad ravings have me rolling. I’m so here for it.

@ktthehuman7931 5 ай бұрын

🎵 “I knew you were bam-bam when you walked in” 🎶 sent me 😂 Anyway, now on to the rest of the video

@rhondacarson_05 8 ай бұрын

I Loved this so much and laughed out loud a few times..such genuine humor and realness ...You guys are the bees knees!🎉 I love ur content and creative banter.

@ZelphOntheShelf 8 ай бұрын

Yay!!!!!!

@jessibell-pj8dx 9 ай бұрын

Ok, I listen to a podcast called God awful movies. I've listened to comedy reviews of over 450 Christian movies. I was positive I would have already seen this movie. I hadn't. But I know the director! Donald James Parker! He makes the best worst Christian movies!!! I'm a big fan! 😂

@BlunderWoman 9 ай бұрын

Always love to see a new Zelph video! Cheers me up anyway, but even more so recently as I'm off work with my mental health. You guys rock! Kick the arse of SSRIs that's for sure. #itsokaynottobeokay

@BethDiane 9 ай бұрын

The old guy is giving off Bill Clinton vibes.

@abbywolf9701 9 ай бұрын

Bill Clinton would never admit to having sex 🫢

@erintucker934 9 ай бұрын

You two crack me up omg I needed this today

@mizotter 9 ай бұрын

Like Jada's "entanglement!"! LOL!

@rockytreadway 8 ай бұрын

Great episode as always, thanks for all your commentary and hard work on this topic. I lived "under the shadow" of a NDE prophecy of an immediate family member. It's too much pressure for a kid to go through. ❤❤❤

@auntjer7451 9 ай бұрын

22:12 “Headdress” Now I’m picturing women walking around with Carmen Miranda style headdress.

@HannahMitchell-Art 9 ай бұрын

I’ve seen your additional posts about the claymation podcast a few times in my feed, just so you know

@tabithadonohue152 9 ай бұрын

I’m so glad I stayed to the end for some of Tanner’s closing remarks. I feel uplifted

@Sarah-sc9ev 9 ай бұрын

Why did they block your claymation?! It was magnificent.

@ninaasf-ck 9 ай бұрын

I was already a fan of the claymation podcast, but your conviction is what sold me on re-watching it.

@ZelphOntheShelf 9 ай бұрын

🥰🥰🥰

@kenopsicexplorer7065 9 ай бұрын

Yesss. New video.

@Schu0086 5 ай бұрын

I’ve watched this so many times and it never becomes less funny 😂

@ZelphOntheShelf 5 ай бұрын

YAY

@Schu0086 5 ай бұрын

@@ZelphOntheShelf how are you guys so on top of comments? This video was posted months ago 😭 I feel like every time I comment on one of your videos you engage and it makes me feel sooooo good, hahaha. Remember me when you’re famous after your Bethy and Dav collab ✌️🥰

@mads597 9 ай бұрын

Gams! Allll the way to Cleveland.

@amypieterse4127 9 ай бұрын

13:00 😂 I see that pun

@samanthahall9522 9 ай бұрын

The music is like spot on for an early 90's break up scene. The cringe every time you press play. 😆😬

@gilly_axolotl 9 ай бұрын

"the godawful price of poon" i cannot with that phrase in the thumbnail holy shit

@abbywolf9701 9 ай бұрын

Hi friends! Looking forward to the video :)

@BlunderWoman 9 ай бұрын

You have the power to see it, say it, sorted! (If you know, you know)

@ZelphOntheShelf 9 ай бұрын

🚊

@vee2877 6 ай бұрын

I could listen to Tanner’s AI generated Insanity Rants all day 😂

@kathrynsmith4176 9 ай бұрын

Tanner’s “Bam Bam” costume is AMAZING! And I WANT that 🤡 top.

@CMBauer 9 ай бұрын

Adding a comment to help with the algorithm. ❤

@briesthecheese 9 ай бұрын

Grabbing 35 fun drinks and 1.5 meals for the week...are we the same person? 😂

@politely_godless8595 9 ай бұрын

Omg this hurts to watch

@abigailbaxter5530 9 ай бұрын

BamBam costume is so cute!!!

@saegemehlfee 9 ай бұрын

You were correct, this reaction vid is hilarious .Potentially a bad idea to try and watch it whilst doing uni work.😅

@VeronicaHSong 9 ай бұрын

I loved the this video, it made me laugh and I needed it so so much 💓 Then I commented on IG and now I'm sad again... I wrote to you about it on Patreon. Of course, it is in no way your fault, but I really hope you can help me with this one, as it refers to my comment on your video. Either way, love you guys, awesome job 🌸

@ZelphOntheShelf 9 ай бұрын

Im confused, where should we go??

@VeronicaHSong 9 ай бұрын

@@ZelphOntheShelf Patreon

@Dahlily 9 ай бұрын

This was hilarious!

@lizbates4531 9 ай бұрын

Every day I feel gratitude for having escaped christianity's mental entanglements of shame, guilt and fear. Huzzah!

@kennethd.9436 9 ай бұрын

32:01 girl defined thinking that she can tell off people in the grocery store reminds me of the viral woman at Walmart: “I’m trying to help you MF!”

@Samantha-zu3qe 9 ай бұрын

So that’s Farryn, one of Brittany Dawn’s (yup, that one) new “best friends” if that tells you anything

@jenniferleibig1901 9 ай бұрын

What an epic rant!

@taylorslade961 9 ай бұрын

LMAO I need that facial expression as a reaction gif

@myearthhaven 9 ай бұрын

I saw a hint of envy when he said the other woman was making it with a younger guy.

@Sarah-sc9ev 9 ай бұрын

She was “making it” with at least one other young guy.

@daniminebaunin6633 8 ай бұрын

Just FYI I put your video on my watch later list, but I cannot see it there. if I go to the video prior to it and skip forward your video plays. (I cannot click at it directly if this makes sense)

@rw4754 9 ай бұрын

The Buddha said, "Nobody can avoid troubles & strife - not even Saints & Sages."

@ZelphOntheShelf 9 ай бұрын

Love that guy

@rw4754 9 ай бұрын

So much of the New Testament is Buddhist. The Prodigal Son story has a longer more sensible version in the Lotus Sutra. @@ZelphOntheShelf

@Sarah-sc9ev 9 ай бұрын

Ew! The “lip biting” in that first video😂😂😂😂

@theforrestguy 9 ай бұрын

could you explain the christian religious motivations behind dislike of wolves? i've only ever heard it framed as wolves sometimes eat cattle so ranchers and rural communities in general try to stamp them out

@ZelphOntheShelf 9 ай бұрын

I don’t think it’s exclusively a Christian thing! Just wolves being the bad guy in all kinds of stories and metaphors!

@northshoregirl8173 9 ай бұрын

OMG, Donald J. Parker!!!!!!! 😆

@annamittal8319 9 ай бұрын

Tbh I don’t think “keeping up with modern makeup/fashion trends” and “having modern viewpoints” correlate at all (coming from a commie hippie liberal af alternative girlie). Great episode, love listening to y’all 💕

@timnewman1172 9 ай бұрын

OMG, as a Huskers fan I'm cringing so badly!!!

@rodrigonino3354 9 ай бұрын

He is wearing a costume, I just don't know what it is yet!

@baileymoran8585 9 ай бұрын

This is embarrassing but when I was a teenager, up to about 15 when I started deconstructing my faith, I thought most people were virgins until marriage. Even if they were older and unmarried. Now I would be uncomfortable with the idea of dating an adult virgin because I have not met many who were mature in terms of their romantic relationships. I would not be comfortable being someone’s first.

@joshuagies4900 9 ай бұрын

The fact that your claymation video has been shadow banned is borderline criminal.

@CuriousKingdom420 9 ай бұрын

It was very jarring that they used the same sad music in the movie as the 1987 Berserk show. lol

@EatYertle 9 ай бұрын

I came here to comment the same thing. Glad I'm not alone 😂

@hushpuppy698 9 ай бұрын

Its so weird how he kept repeating it like "the spell is not working. Did i say it right? Lemme try it again."

@katethielen3883 9 ай бұрын

6:54 IS THAT THE SONG "FOR GUTSU" FROM BERSERK OH NO THEY USED THE SADDEST ANIME SONG IN EXISTENCE AND PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW IT OH NO

@katethielen3883 9 ай бұрын

Berserk has a ton of overarching themes, but the largest is SEXUAL TRAMA AND THE SONG IS ABOUT SEXUAL TRAUMA AND TRAGEDY AND THEY USED IT FOR THIS?????

@maddiedoesntkno 9 ай бұрын

So glad someone else calls him Mittens.

@pandorabryn 9 ай бұрын

12:53 I get it.😂

@Katm0m 9 ай бұрын

Tanner, I love your brain so much!! I truly feel seen in my adhd soul with you two 💕🥲

@aubreyleonae4108 9 ай бұрын

A "Sucker," how do you mean ? Say it ain't so ! Poor Sally Fields! What will Forest say ?

@AndImsomelady-fq6cw 5 ай бұрын

She was working in a topless place And I stopped in for a beer I just kept looking at the sight of her face In the spotlight so clear And later on when the crowd thinned out I's just about to do the same She was standing there in back of my chair Said, "Tell me, don't I know your name?" I muttered something underneath my breath She studied the lines on my face I must admit I felt a little uneasy When she bent down to tie the laces of my shoe Tangled up in blue

@darcygilbert1353 9 ай бұрын

Ah the old Jezebel defense….

@queenmotherhane4374 9 ай бұрын

What’s the name of that movie in the first clip?

@ZelphOntheShelf 9 ай бұрын

Best Friends Recycled!

@kingofthedots3835 9 ай бұрын

Just caught this guys ....a head ministers associate ministers son who railed against porn was uncovered as a Porn Again Christian .....planned to killhis wife ...she fou d out and fled three states away .....he remarried a woman who promotly was diagnised with terminsl cancer .....so much for sin 😂😂😂😂

@trifonTAF 4 ай бұрын

27:35 the closed fist might have been used by black liberation movements, but I see it a a generic socialist symbol

@vladtheimpalerofyourmom-ag5112 9 ай бұрын

Julie please say somfin

@ellenmoffatt2537 9 ай бұрын

Hi, New girl fan in the chat: you’re right that it was Winston. But he is so boring compared to Schmidt and Nick that I just can’t be bothered. Ya know?

@Badjuju2 9 ай бұрын

Omg i love Winston

@rockytreadway 8 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤❤

@baileymoran8585 9 ай бұрын

Also, why do Christian’s who think women shouldn’t work, assume everyone is comfortable asking someone else to financially support them? I would not want to ask my husband for money because I was not raised to do that as an adult. Asking for an allowance was framed as a thing to do as children. If I could clean the majority of the house in a weekend and get just enough money to go and see my friends and buy a movie ticket and a cheap meal as a teenager, that life would not be fulfilling to me at 30. I believe that self growth and maturing isn’t something that ends in your teens or 20s. I believe that people should not be content and feel fulfilled with the same things that were at the top of their skill set at 13 when they are fully grown and mature enough to be married.

@TehTeh911 9 ай бұрын

I actually got recommended your clamation thing a lot, I just didn't watch it because claymation sometimes hits the same uncanny valley as puppets for me and the thumbnail was too far in 'I can't look at that' territory. Sorry! I love your other content though!

@ZelphOntheShelf 9 ай бұрын

LISTEN LIKE A PODCAST!!! Haha