For some reason when I exported the video it cut out the last 30 seconds lol but it was basically me saying thanks for watching and there’s a Shark Tale video in a couple days!!!

Oh I’m sat.

"She mothered in a sisterly way... she auntied" absolutely took me out

I will simply NEVER get over "the poverty loft"

“They’re not even frenemies. They’re fr enemies” will go down in history

“They beefed minorly…they calfed.” You’re done

The antics during that three minute silence are unmatched. The repeated shush lips. The breaking the silence via magazine flips. I was truly silenced.

Nate doing nothing except for being pretty and setting his friends up with his relatives is so funny

‘Vanessa has once again driven her own Uber to the struggle citadel’ , I’m DEAD. 😂😂

Mike being so committed to the magazine cover bit is beyond iconic. That alone is worth a million subs

I can't believe he committed to that 3 min silence. I normally have Mike's Mic videos playing in the background while doing stuff, but when he said "3 minute silence", I stopped everything to watch him to see whether or not he'd actually do it. That was incredible hahahahaha

the "mmmm whatcha say" thanksgiving dinner is ABSOLUTELY wild and one of the best moments in tv history

The rage I felt when you said Rufus was the only positive male role model. Like, king Cyrus exists

The insanity of having Lady Gaga perform IN THE BACKGROUND while a GG nonsense plot happens around her

I can't wait to fall asleep to this for three weeks straight thank you microphone michael

I think making 10 year old me believe that NYU is an affordable backup school was the craziest thing this show did cause my best friend goes there and it’s like $90,000 a year with a 13% acceptance rate

It always drove me nuts how these TEENS were just doing the most absurd shit I've ever heard of. Serena trying to track down her dad in a boat in Santorini? Just an average day. Chuck opening an underground strip club as a high school student? Normal. They could be flying to the moon and it will just be a casual mention that it happened off camera, no big deal.

the way you can be silent for 3 minutes and still be the funniest person alive astounds me

when youve done all the seasons, you MUST put all the magazine covers into a coffee table book. What amazing merch would that be😮

I’m not lying, i severely enjoyed the “threesome-3 minutes of silence” I reflected, cleared out my notes app, did some shopping and wrote this comment. thx babe!

I love how committed you were to saying “Tripp red one konvict gaga” 😂😂

as a graphic designer i think your magazine covers slay so hard - if you released them as prints or in a magazine-style book like i would buy instantly

you’re like genuinely one of the greatest storytellers of our generation

"She needs to remember her roots. She's not blonde, she's brunette!" sent me

watching this recap, i was re-feeling nate/serena again and was like they were kinda cute this season for a bit and then we got to the penultimate ep recap and the fact that serena broke up with him bc he called the cops on her dad for giving her mom fake cancer is just sooo gossip girl i’m 💀💀 absolutely wild

In Mike's retelling, Chuck is so irrelevant to all the plots while in my memory Chuck was a key character😂

As always,Mike is never pregnant, but he always delivers.

I like that Chuck just goes around saying “I’m Chuck Bass” as if he will forget his own name if he doesn’t say it at least once an episode

“Vanessa has ONCE AGAIN driven her own Uber to the struggle citadel” I can’t 😭

“I collapsed like Chuck in Prague” girl when I tell you I choked at this line

Blair’s whole ‘I wanna rule NYU’ arc was very embarrassing girl this is college not Constance nobody cares about that shit😭😭😭

Eric was so real for spilling the tea about fake cancer gate. Like i would not have shut up about it. So honestly slay

Moving your ex-boyfriend and his kids into your dead husband's house when you were already fooling around before he died is...weapons-grade ooftonium.

It's nothing new for a show to recycle a plot, but Gossip Girl might be the first show to recycle a plot multiple times within the same storyline. How many times can you surprise reveal the same woman as his mother??? lol the limit does not exist.

Clap for the costume department representing the narrative of menace Jenny descending into chaos and dismantlement through her hair extensions. Good symbolism work 👏

Melissa Fumero as one of the Columbia minions is sending me 💀

on the topic of “how is chuck related to them now” i’m pretty sure he’s still technically their brother bc lily adopted him in s2 to get back control of barts company

“I truly don’t understand how a flop like Dan continues to bag bad bitches” I love this 👏🏾👏🏾 I can be a Dan stan and still support this statement ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Episode 9’s three minute silence was oscar worthy. No words - just art 1:03:07

“i think we’ve all realized we liked someone and it was too late and they’re happily with someone else” the way i stopped what i was doing and stared at the screen just for mike to go “what are you looking at me for?” LMAOOO

i get that serena's job was recent, but i kinda of feel for her. i swear this series never let her shine at something other than beauty. she had other skills as well. i thought PR was a great fit to her and was very sad that blair couldn't support her. also lily is a socialite and thinks serena working in PR lacks substance? i mean..... these people were out to stop serena's development.

I put this on while my husband was playing video games and now hes so invested hes asking where Season 4 is 😂 I explain Mike is an artist and it will take time. He's so bummed. He's never watched a single episode of GG but he was so thoroughly entertained for 2 and a half hours 👍

The 3 minute silence was absolutely necessary and so real

VANESSA HAS ONCE AGAIN DRIVEN HER OWN UBER TO THE STRUGGLE CITADEL?!?!?!?!?

Every time Nate is mentioned I’m like oh yeah Nate exists He makes such little impact in this series

I was struggling to understand why mike was putting so much emphasis on Chuck seeing Bart’s body and him being confirmed dead then I remembered Bart is randomly alive in the last season 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Just ended my relationship 30 minutes ago and feel like I’m dying, this couldn’t have come at a more perfect time

as someone who lives in an apartment on the upper east side, they do NOT let anyone in who is not called and approved by the residents. AND in apartment buildings where the elevator opens straight to the apartment like the van der woodsen’s, there is a doorman parked in the elevator. gossip girl plot inconsistencies are like no other ig…

Serena and Blair going to Paris in May actually does make sense. Unlike high school, the university winter-spring semester runs til the end of April, so they'd legit be on summer break. Thank you for another amazing video!

as someone who also edits videos, shorter ones can take days so i can’t even imagine how long vides like these take. i will never complain about the wait!

no one does a retelling quite like you, the sheer amount of slay is off the charts, unprecedented

Can we just say that Blair was SERVING at the thanksgiving dinner

I can't wait for your commentary on the Ben/Colin/Juliet Drama in Season 4. Slay.

I like how the number of years Jenny is grounded for keeps getting ridiculous 😂

as someone doing a graphic design degree, let me tell you those covers looked so professional- like ok columns! gestalt principles! visual hierarchy! i’m so ready for this video

I actually work at NYU and am responsible for issuing permission letters for this type of usage. They didn't ask, probably because we would have declined (which is why Felicity attended the "University of New York"). 😂 But as far as I know, there was never a lawsuit.

honestly i really needed the 3 minutes of silence to process the first part of the season and get centered. mike always knows

idk how he’s so quick witted with such sharp humour, , HE NEVER MISSES! like mike i love you, you slay so hard every time. thank you for all your hard work bestie

I've now rewatched this video three times and: - it's insane that Blair flopped at NYU. That the students chose to side with Georgina and Dan instead of Blair???? - Scott secret son drama was so boring and i'm happy that it was dropped with quickness and haste after the wedding - Chuck's mother gate was also boring and stupid - Jenny's medicinal cashier era was iconic - only GG could have LADY GAGA performing in the background - Dinner episode with Watcha say was so good, one of my favorite episodes in the series - really wanted more of the newly rich Dan (and Rufus and Jenny) drama because he used to be sooo "poor people are Real, fuck the rich" with Vanessa - Serena's dad drama was.... loved it but the aftermath was insane. Like what do you mean your dad gave your mom fake cancer and you're still on his side, like everyone just brushes it off so quickly - the fact that Chuck and Jenny were the ones to sleuth on the fake cancer was nice and made sense but then --> - Jenny losing her v card to Chuck.... criminal. aren't they like, almost, basically somehow step siblings? Lily adopted Chuck, so has she adopted Jenny now? this is sooo messy - Gossip Girl was so much in the sidelines this season.... like I guess I can see why (because spoilers) and ig it proves that the group doesn't need GG to create drama but I really, really missed how big impact GG had - this season really proved that Nate can in fact rich people scheme (with his family with Trip's campaign) and is not fully "f my rich politically scheming family" he's a Van der Bilt!!

PLL Halloween episodes are superior. But the way GP did Thanksgiving episodes, they literally were everything to meeeee.

Dear Lordy Lord, having Jenny lose her virginity in that way to that person… decisions were for sure made that day

Thank you so much for the 3 minutes of silence in memory of the 3some. The world needed to heal from that, and I think we did it Joe.

7:42 'why is my OOMF from struggle town cosplaying as rich??" *P L E A S E*

The commitment to Trip red one convict GaGa throughout has changed my life

This is so random but I’m SO HAPPY you committed to the 3 minute silence bit 😂

I would say I'm looking forward to the season 4 recap but thats arguably the most chaotic season so I hope Mike's mental health stays intact in this trying time 🤞

The Olivia Wilde Nod in the 3 minutes of silence was Iconic Moment during Iconic Moment. I was on the flooor

Not Mike proving he can be a journalist, ASMRtist, and, graphic designer. Serving us looks left and right. BESTIE SLAYED.

let’s say it together: thank you mike!! he’s feeding us good 🙏🏻

several giggles were had

“Vanessa has, once again, driven her own Uber to the struggle citadel.” 💀

Something standing out of this documentary-level detailed video is that Jen Aniston really was on 90% of these front pages like girly was their cash cow

Can you imagine walking into your daughter's room cause you hear the sewing machine going and seeing her stitching drugs into a jacket lmao it's a good thing no one parented cause that would've been a wild moment 😂😂 It's giving Pablo Escobar is sponsoring this week's episode of Project Runway

I really hope Mike's Mic watched Succession and create an unhinged recap bc that would be an astronomical serve

Fun fact: When I watched the last episode of season 6 I had low key forgotten that we were supposed to be figuring out who Gossip Girl was... its just all the drama Mitch I love it

The "Oliva Wilde Nodding-Smiling" is the best thing in this Video. Everytime Mike executed it, I was on the floor. The perfection!!!

The idea that ANYONE would side with Georgina in her Dan era over Blair in her NYU Queen Era is absurd and truly nasty.

WHEN DOES THIS CONTINUE!?! It's been months 😢😢 Can we get an ETA, please?!!?!?!

This entire video was a real piece of ART and the single best source of entertainment I have experienced this year! I have not watched Mike's recaps of seasons 1 and 2, but now I'm immediately subbing and going down the rabbit hole!

I wonder if Serena stealing some random girl's coat is a reference to Lindsay Lohan stealing some random russian girl's very expensive fur coat once at a club and then returning it to her with a stench of cigarettes and debauchery.

I’m DEAD with the “what type of mother leaves her one son over a stack?”. YOU’RE MOTHERING

we need unhinged recap of vampire diaries! I’m currently rewatching and this cannot be what I was obsessed with in 2009

this series is so good like i need a season 4 recap so bad

Always trust Mike to disappear for months and then drop a video when it's needed most. Happy holidays folks

The way you can have us sat for over 2.5 hours is LEGENDARY! I see people referencing you in comments on all platforms for this series. So you absolutely should be proud! Btw "Frenemies to FR Enemies" was my favorite line from the whole thing 😂😂

I'm getting so much done while listening to this. Mike's Mic helping me clean my whole apartment and do all my work. Better than iced coffee.

rewatching weekly till season 4 recap

What am I thankful for? Mike's Mic. Mike knew posting this the day after Thanksgiving we would all be eating leftovers and enjoying his beautiful entertainment. Perfect timing Mike, fantastic as always. 👏

Vanessa's struggle arc reminds me so much of Kat Graham's character on Vampire Diaries. Like did the writers and producers just hate Jessica Szohr but just keep her around to add a little 'color' to the cast?? I remember watching GG as a kid and HATING Vanessa but also thinking she was beautiful and that her path at NYU and after was really cool, but she came off so desperate and obsessed which feels like such a waste.

absolutely outdone yourself. the magazine covers? QUALITY. the writing, the humour? OFF THE CHARTS. thank you mr michael's microphone for your excellent service 🙏 also I am in fact a hater of the term ijbol but I have to admit I did my fair share of ijbol-ing at this video

I love the revamped tabloid covers. They remind me of a graphics class project where we had to photoshop our face onto any rolling stone cover and change the other text to things that applied to ourselves.

I truly forgot how genuinely chaotic this season was

For 38:52 Lily legally adopted Chuck after Bart died, so Serena and Chuck are still technically step-siblings, or at least legally related.

on my hundredth rewatch of this video I just now caught “the kate hudson river” and I am screaming and crying

As someone who’s chronically online all of his meme references ALWAYS crack me up. Every 👏🏾 single 👏🏾 time 👏🏾 he references the Kelly Osborne video it tickles me. I turned it into a drinking game.

if theres one consistent character trait on this show ( and i genuinely think this is the ONLY one that doesnt change when the plot needs it ) its that serena van der woodsen hAS TO GO

It’s always a good day when Micheal Microphone uploads a new video

Sorry but babe ATE with those three minutes of silence 😭

I absolutely need one of these for Riverdale, that show was absolutely unhinged

The 3 minute silence had me laughing - Mr Microphone absolutely noone is doing it like you. No other KZfaqr will have me IMMEDIATELY sit and watch a 2.5 hour video about a show I've never seen, and I was engaged the whole time. Talented brilliant incredible never the same etc etc.