Cosmos and Yondu

Dad: My dreams were shattered years ago Timmy: How many years ago? Dad: How old are you?

“Ted Turner ... is Doctor Manhattan with the brain of a ten year old child.” Have truer words ever been spoken?

In one episode, it’s outright stated that a previous godchild of Cosmic and Yolanda used their magic to assassinate Austro-Hungarian Archduke Franz Ferdinand and kickstart the First World War (& by extension, the Second). While the show does state she was punished for this heinous act of murder with the loss of her fairy godparents (while the Serb Nationalist she framed died a slow and painful death in prison might I add), the Elder Gods of the fairy universe chose not to simply undo her atrocity, nor the countless others that cascaded from its long-term effects, with an “I wish none of this ever happened”, even though multiple episodes of the show, with comparatively negligible consequences, end on this reality-bending “undo button”. What this means is that young children bestowed with fairies have the capacity to radically alter the course of human history, leaving countless millions of dead in their wake, and that these actions are often irreversible. Timmy Turnbaum, as the “Unwish Island” episode exposited, has done far more damage that needed to be cleaned up than any of the other kids with fairies, which suggests he represents a uniquely dangerous example of this “God-child” archetype. This implies that the sheer destructive power contained within his buck-toothed corporeal shell would be a challenge of even our most gifted mathematicians to quantify. So no Mr. KnowledgeHub, it is not simply enough to say “what if he wished for nuclear war”, when his very existence *is* nuclear war, comparatively speaking.

I have a saying: "There's a thin line between Genius and Insanity." This man has no line, and now both are starting to merge.

Me Watching a fun children show Knowledgehub: The Show's message is that sentient life is flawed and how power corrupts people.

Just a friendly reminder that it is cannon within the show that Cosmo and Wanda's previous God children used their magic to take out Archduke Franz Ferdinand thus creating anime.

"The series started in 1998, and continued until I stopped caring" Same

I demand an Intellectuals perspective on Phineas and Ferb.

Isn't there an episode where he goes "I'm a 50 year old man, but I froze time progress to keep my faries forever?" Also Timmy caused 9/11, it's how his Dad lost his job with that Lemonade.

You need to be a pro gamer intellectual to fully understand that Timmy is an average kid that no one understands

Me: What a proper way to celebrate the end of the deadliest war in human history on the European continent 75 years ago, *By Watching a fairly odd parents shitpost*

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"You abused our magic, took out Archduke Franz Ferdinand, and plunged the world into World War I!"

With every episode, Tyler's mind gets progressively more and more warped and melted.

He's lost his mind to such a far extent that now it reformed itself into an insane intellectual. Slowly his mind is getting madder and madder until he'll become a genius the likes of which we'll never see again. But they'll still call him mad.

Is there a stipulation in “Da Rules” that prevents Timmy from wishing for peace in the Middle East?

Yup, I think Tyler managed to contact his dealer again

My theory is that because of quarantine his Lapras dealer can no longer bring the dosh

Honestly these videos are perfect. They actually make completpe sense even with a bit of byperbole that drags it into its direction. Its exaggerated but has its limits and makes sense.

Its actually cannon that timby wished to be young forever and basically wished away all memories of the progression of time so that he could keep his power forever.

they’re essentially removing all purpose of dopamine release by giving him everything with no effort, his dopamine baseline will be so high by the time he loses them he will not know how to work, and will not be able to feel happiness. I think we can assume Timmy Turner will commit the no no when he turns 18.

"Intellectual take on" I'm starting to actually worry about him..

hello fellow high iq individuals

"Do you feel empathy for the lowly photon? Do you feel bad when you make it change position, as you turn on that flashlight? Tommy boy see's you as just that" Ngl that's a pretty good line and comparison

“What if god was one of us?” I wish

God I used to watch this show religiously as a kid, but looking back now there are lot of sureal and inappropriate visuals that I didn't recognize as a kid. Like, there's a lot more... Inflation than I remember. Butch Hartman you sick man

4:49 "Wish for the Norm, Wish for the muffin." words to live by

A bit of a dark mind in such an innocent part of my childhood: *LOVE IT*

"And this is where I keep my sanity. If I had any..." - Knowledge Hub.

Top philosopher of the 2000s. Tyler of the "knowledge" hub.

I wonder if he is okay

Timmy: "I wish I was flying a plane." *Poof* Timmy: "Where am I?" Wanda:"New York!" Timmy:"hmmmm... IDK how to fly a plane. Oh no we're going to crash! I wish I was back at home."

5:12 onwards is the hottest track of your portfolio, and it's unintentional (is it?). Not to mention your leitmotif, it's just so good. Kudos for your god-like skills, man.

KnowledgeHub: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Timmy Turner the 10 year old? Us: No KnowledgeHub: it’s not a story Cosmos and Yondu want you to hear

Got this notification while listening to Goofy's Moral Lesson

I forgot the time Timmy became Galactus.

Let us all again witness this man lose his sanity for 7 minutes straight

I thought the voice he was doing was a joke at first but then he just kept going until I finished the video

I was browsing the channel and the constrast between the "Popular uploads" with clean thumbnails and direct video titles and "Recent uploads" with deep fried thumbnails and deranged/depressed video titles is just hilarious. This channel certainly went down the rabbit hole ^^

God i love your writing. Thank you for another gem.

"consume sweets" *Britain intensifies, trying to bring Tyler in under its influence*

I thought this was the best video essay on KZfaq when you dropped it and it still holds up good shit

4:28 Ah yes, I too wish to "use the Norm"

"Or a very dull ten-year-old." That unfortunately might fit Timmy pretty well.

It is canon that Cosmo was pregnant, and had a baby.

I struggle to to convey how much i love what you do. I just want to say thank you!

Everytime there is a new KnowledgeHub video, I always tell myself I won't watch it, to preserve what little of my childhood memories I can. The lo and behold, I end up watching it and liking it XD

5:24 "...and then Tara Strong could simply move on to other universes. And when none remain, simply make new ones..." *coughmylittleponyfriendshipismagiccough*

Nice to see Tyler’s doing educational content again

Always loved these types of videos, keep it up

I don't even know what's happening on this channel anymore but I love it KnowledgeHub is became the first thing I see on my notifications when I wake up

This man grinding holy shit

Finally, a civilized discussion on an oh so very important series that enhanced the evolution of humanity into what we know it as today. Was the Virus and the unfortunate events of 2020 a byproduct of the ending of this show, née documentary. We shall never know for sure, but this definitely helps. Thank you Knowledhub for enlightening us.

I appreciate these for how tongue in cheek and silly they are. Good comedy.

I love the direction KnowledgeHub has gone keep it up :D

"Timy?! Respeto tu privacidad tocando la puerta pero reafirmo mi autoridad como padre entrando de todos modos!!"

You do also know that in one season it is revealed that he wished he never became an adult and time has stopped for 13 years? In another season he also tried to solve every human issue imaginable and he was unable because more issues kept popping up. The conclusion should have been that even with absolute power even with the naiveness/innocence of a 9 year old the world cannot be fixed and the laws of the world no matter the power you hold cannot be altered because the universe works in absolutes. But yea what you said was cool and good I guess

It's terrifying how addicted I am to this channel. Each video gives me that sweet sweet dopamine hit.

Fantastic writing in these videos. The scripts are hilarious.

I would love to hear you talk about Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends if you haven't yet. No other show can get me to go on deeper or longer tangents than thinking about what exactly it means to create life and matter from nothing.

too bad I can never actually watch these, too flashy. but it's good to tab on.

I have never seen this channel before but this was honestly very refreshing compared to most content. Very funny 👍

one of your best videos, extremely entertaining

Conspiracy theory: Timmy wished for the bite of ‘87

Were you listening to the music as you recorded 4:50 and onward? Because the cadence of your voice lines up oh so nicely with the beat

Some of your best work mate

The joy I have as an adult realizing my favorite comedian voices that fucking genie.

Timmy Turner: Destroyer of Worlds. Also, power doesn’t always corrupt, it’s a case by case basis.

I'm Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome. Yes, THE, Doug Dimmadome!

I love the new style of videos

This was phenomenal

Yo what's the music used in this video? I love how chill it is

"Absolute power corrupts absolutely" now I'm 13 and working on a science fiction fanfic in the background of my daily things and With it comes the character 'Austen' he knows everything except the fact he knows everything. And winds up in some really confuseing,bad ass, and ocword momends. Also SPACE FARING WARSHIPS THE SIZE OF M CLASS STARS (QESTION) am I rambling?

this is the video I needed

Still waiting for an intellectual's look of Angry Beavers.

The song you use at 5:30 Can you tell me what it is on your soundcloud or spotify? I've looked for it and can't find. Thank you so much for the content. Watching since geography hub. Information or insanity it's all good.

I see quarantine is treating you well

KnowledgeHub's come a long way

Timmy also wished all life would stop aging, and erased his fairy's memory of the wish. Forcing everyone to be stuck in eternal hell with him.

"Timmy could've stopped 9/11." I'm glad someone finally said it!

I can’t wait to see what show Tyler would strip the truth of and make his videos perfect for someone on a acid trip

When Timmy Turner saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.

These videos get less and less coherent the more of them I watch. Glorious.

I can only think of the Doug digadome meme the whole time

Ah, yes. Timbuck Turnbuckle and his fairly odd fairies, Causeway and Wuddendorf. Many fond memories.

I’m not really sure how to describe these videos but god damn I love them

anyone else remember when this was a geography channel? i do. and i can say this is a significant improvement!

I’m happy they turned Doug Dimmadome into a Pokémon

Now imagine having that brain capacity in your president.

I swear these videos get more and more insane conspiracy theories... I love it.

Yo what the f. This video was banging. Easily the best I've seen from you.

Y'all remember that time Timby killed a hamster that he mistreated? Same

The babysitter awakened my sexuality.

Canonically, A Godchild wished for a series of 4 wars that caused the total deaths of around 154 Million people.

It's funny you mentioned the photon thing- for a long time I've wondered if even the most infinitesimally small particles could hold some form of sentience.

But remember, Mr. Knowledge Hub. There is in fact 1 entity in the universe that Timmy would bend over backwards for. And his name is the Crimson Chin. A literal comic book character that Timmy himself wished into existence by proxy of wishing to be inside the comic. Cementing even further the whole thing about children not realizing they don't control the world.

What if this guy lives in an alternate universe where the shows are exactly as he describes. His videos are being transmitted from his universe to ours

How did I not know Norm the Genie was voiced by the best Norm of them all?

Another great video .