And bleaching

I read your comment and then started moving my eyes left to right rapidly. I then realized what you meant lol

Gold 🤣🤣😂

Lololol

*Yup!*

Some pretty aggressive comments here.

Walt Disney would NEVER say that🤭😄

All immaturity aside, that shirt is clean!

That escalated quickly.

@@jamesmiddleton5955 fuck off

Who doesn't?

CA2VA ikr

Snake?!?!?

Swedish penis pump

Basz 😂😂

Kyllä näin on perkele

@@jalmarinousiainen1852 Shut the fuck up

So basically like everywhere in the world where alcohol is involved?

@@Curseco who hurt you?

@@huldu basically yes

@Cult Mechanicus lmao username checks out

@Cult Mechanicus, good for you. The amount of flippancy and downright dismissal of evil in contemporary society can make you feel alienated when you perceive it. But, it's most assuredly *there* , and it's most assuredly *real* . The truly insane are those who have such perceptions but forcibly tip their fedoras and try to pretend as if Christianity is just another bednight story.

@Cult Mechanicusyou do realize that Christian cults exist right if?

Hahahaha 🤣

ja jag vill leva jag vill dööööööö i nooorden

This makes me proud of my country!

Your typical Saturday night in Leicester then?

You had me at drinking.

what was that last part?

Liar

@@population-_-420lol

rhythmoriented blood angel, he was still alive while suspended which is why u saw the “wings” moving

@@micaelpuentes5757 *Eagle

it could have been Christian visualizing them moving since he was still tripping.

Oh shit, I thought it was just Mark with a messed up face

I thought it was the deformed kid with his face

Rated G

Took my mom to see it. There were four other elderly people in the theater. All four walked out before the end of the movie. My mom fell asleep and hated it. I fucking loved it.

The awkward thing is that I went to an early day showing and there was only an elderly couple and me, lol never wanted for a nude scene to end so quickly like that time.

there was a 10 year old kid in the theater with his dad when i saw it

Lmao. The kids will rave about it at school! 😆

Joakim Ängehult håller helt med hoppas dem sjunger små grodorna

Theres The Wicker Man,maybe?

Frogs quack?

Are u okay? Frogs don’t quack they bark

Frogs quack when the water turns them gay.

That describes Hereditary as well

@@alexsilva28 I never seen it. Have you seen The Strange thing about the Johnsons?

@@EdertheJust Nope. Never heard of it

@@alexsilva28 it's by the same director. Its nuts...its on KZfaq for free. About 30 minutes long.

CA2VA dude that short is so fucked up Ari Aster is great with creating disturbing stories

True!!!

This so much. This is definitely a divisive film but I absolutely loved it. I think a film can be either ok for everyone, or perfect for someone. And I prefer the latter.

this isn't original though. It's a large copy of the wickerman and another movie of the same name lol.

Power Forth - What you said couldn’t be further from the truth and misses the point we’re discussing. I’m confused. Did you see the films you mentioned? If you saw Midsommar, the original Wicker Man and the so inexplicably awful it’s good remake, you’d know that not only are they very different films but, within the context of my original message, expressed completely differently.

Rob Vespa Expressed differently, yes. Very different in premise and imagery? I don’t know...how is the basic premise so hugely different? Both have basic themes of paganism, cults, villagers, outsiders, and unsettling atmosphere. It’s not to say they aren’t different stories but the similarities are there. Plenty of movies have these tropes. It’s not a bad thing.

I just watched a video the other day where they talk about this. I didn't know that some think of this as a real medical condition. I'm laughing myself to death just thinking about implications of this.

oh man that killed me. didnt hear that one in a while

Ibrahim Robinson lol, I remember joe Rogan talked about it once or twice

Bro that’s the first thing I thought. Haha.

@@ibrahimrobinson8508 It’s definitely a real thing. You must have experienced this?

What about Mark?

Clay Hopkins Yup. They either get in your head or they don’t lol. This and heredity both shook me too. This movie left me feeling nauseous and I’m not sure why

Good....bye

Ooooh. One of the things the movie did well was that I lost track of which day it was, which I feel was intentional. Fucking bizarre movie

Lots of banging to repopulate the cult...I was surprised they didn’t take the Midsommer Queen into a room and bang her but perhaps they about to when she departed from their request to see what was going on with her BF.

Massive multi-day orgy

It will surely invole more sex rituals, including Dani to get her pregnant. Probably from Pelle.

And eat Sill, glöm fan inte det! *Skäms*

Oh ok. Did you like the movie and where the words and dance somewhat accurate?

@@roflc0re ALDRIG!!!

@@abdulclutch4509 It haven't come out yet here in Sweden

Oskand Hoppas dem dansar till små grodorna medans dem framkallar satan

People who found it slow may identify with Christian a little more than with Dani.

Wait so everyone did not have to die they broke some sacred ruling? Except the British couple? Didn't Pelle have to bring the British couple? He didn't have to die. The British couple broke no sacred ruling. The obnoxious dude broke the rule of pissing on the sacred tree but knew no better. He should have been excused. Unless his obnoxious behaviour broke some rule. The black dude was exploiting the cult for his story but so was Christian and he would have been allowed to live had Dani chosen. But they chose him to impregant some cult member anyway. How did they know the black guy was going to try to photograph the book? They showed up to kill him with a mallet wearing his dead friends face then his dead body was raped before he was dragged off. They too much anticipated this. Not only did they kill the British couple but one was still breathing with his lungs halfway removed through blood eagle. Why torture him? I am pretty sure the intent of Pelle and the deal he made with the cult from the beginning was to give Dani the energy drink so she could win the May Pole dancing contest(in June of all things) and make Christian impregnant the girl so she would get jealous and chose him to die. There was no way Dani would be harmed because Pelle was in love with her or something. From the beginning it was so obvious everyone but Dani was going to die. From the moment they were all sitting in the dorm room smoking weed and planning the trip and Pelle looked in Dani's eyes starstruck and invited them all to the festival it was so obvious Dani was going to be the only one who lived. Sure you didn't know she would be crowned May Queen and chose the last death but still.... It was so obvious. This is the only thing I did not like about this movie. The movie was brilliant no scene of acting was overdone the cinematography was brilliant, the pace was brilliant it was slow and progressed evenly like a Hitchock film it wasn't full of cheesy bullshit FX like the driving beheading in Hereditary which was when I changed the channel. What it lacked was an authentic ending which revealed hard to predict facts and character development. The characters were so uninteresting. No background, no development, nothing that made you get attached to them. It was more like the character development was all based on the cult and the environment. Yet still you never felt too attached to any one character. Not even Dani. Even if she had died I would not have felt bad. I would not have cared if this had been a 3 hour movie and much longer if they had just fixed a few things and put a more interesting ending and less corny Valhalla Nordic cult mythology and something suspensful to be like "I did not see that coming." Like what if the cult had been completely non violent and Dani had done all the killings because she flipped because her parents were murdered and it was revealed at the end. Or something. Something besides that garbage totally predictable all the friends die except the main character ending. This could have been one of the most brilliant movies ever made. The slow pacing day time horror scenario. The notion presented something was wrong with the cult no matter how polite and how many drugs and food they gave everyone. They even said they were going to watch Austin Powers. Remember in Austin Powers when Scott was like "you are feeding them? Cmon, I have a gun in my room. I go grab it. We blow their brains out. Boom done." Ironic huh? I mean they should have filmed them watching it and showing that scene. It would have made the movie brilliantly ironic. I would have liked any ending except the main character lives while all the friends die ending. Otherwise it was an awesome realistically disturbing film about how horrific a day time super polite and outgoing hippy type group of people could be. It could have been worst also I get that. I mean at least there was some non expected twist to the story but still....... It just detracts from the realism to have a one way scenario, a one dimensional predictable ending even if the path to the ending was non predictable and scary. Like I said it could have been worst. It just also could have been much better.

Still mad no sense

No, it was all planned. Pelle chose them all because he knew they would have the reactions they did, up to and including Dani.

Dani is likely going to be the final sacrifice.

I think they were all gonna be killed anyways, regardless if they had broke any rules or not lol!

Watching this on acid is crazy

Fr I'm always thinking that. I can't tell if Joe is a normie or Charlie is just cynical

@@mastershadowreaper I think it's a lil bit of both

@DroughtMouth That’s about right - Joe is a normie reviewer and Charlie is cynical

@@mastershadowreaper Joe leans very much on the Normie side...

Yep. Went from Moist Meter to this and theyre completely opposite. I remember about 2 or 3 movies where they also have conflicting reviews.

Great point.

Dani didn't deserve any of it. She is gaslit, manipulated, lied to and generally treated like shit throughout the movie, to the point that at the end it woul've been more merciful to sacrifice her as well. This movie made me really dislike Christian, but I loathe the Harga even more.

@@DrGregoryHouseIT Logically, you may be correct. But i didn't feel that way. She's portrayed as unlikeable, clingy, and weak - perhaps unfairly - but to an extent that i "felt" (not thought) that her concluding role as summer queen... a kind of unwitting accomplice (she did select her boyfriend)... was a perfect way to empower her and punish her simultaneously.

Good point. The characters were unlikeable but not overtly. Like the girl was annoying and clingy . The boyfriend was a jerk who didnt really care about her , the one friend was ignorant and just wanted to get laid. but youre right, by the end I felt bad for them.

​@@DrGregoryHouseIT Yes Dani is manipulated, but not treated like shit, on the contrary, they seduce her into the cult. They had her win the May Queen contest and bless their crops to make her feel proud and needed.

Jay would like the Cinematography and the slow pace and weird shits... and Mike would say he is bored i call it

@@usoap141 totally see it

I cant wait!

Im gonna be honest guys it really dropped the ball its just 3 hours of unexplained weird shit and all of the characters are really annoying especially the main girl i cannot reccommed tgis movie but tell me wat you think if you decide to see it me and my gf didnt like it too much

Dont

Is it coming to netfilx anytime soon?

Oh yeah! - one of those movies that stayed in my mind for longer than i was comfortable with...but thats what a good horrormovie does..

It's also shitty.

Its really depressing, I wouldn't call it scary but disturbing and eerie at times. You should check out Rob Ager's analysis.

@@steviegilliam5685 It's on Amazon Prime. Or, it was when I watched it about 4 months ago

Because of how laughably bad it is?

@@alfiedemmon4132 maybe your brain is to small to comprehend what happened in the movie

@@nashscheber2696 You are funny. You accuse me of having a small brain yet you cannot capitalise the beginning of a sentence, use the wrong 'to' and fail to add punctuation at the end of a sentence. But I would like to understand what you liked about the movie so much. Enlighten me.

@@alfiedemmon4132 sorry professor didn't know I was being tested on KZfaq. I'll say it again, KZfaq! Get a life dude

@@nashscheber2696 It was you who got riled up by my interjection and then insulted my intelligence. Thank you for clarifying what website we are arguing on too, just in case I had forgotten.

He gave it a 7 tho and said it was a good movie wut

@@aity846 So he enjoyed it. That's what the comment is saying.

They pretty much embroidered their storyboards on the tapestry

I mean the guy did piss on the tree. He had it coming.

No, that was Mark, who got skinned since Josh’s killer wore his face. Simon was the one that died via blood eagle.

that movie had me shook lol

Mason Patterson THAT WAS PERIOD BLOOD????? Oh fuck that’s nasty

@@connorsmith6517 And he keeps eating and drinking it after that...

@@TurboThunderGaming I don't think he knew he was drinking. Blood also I think he just chalked the hair up to them not wearing hair nets when cooking. I think it all clicked for him when that lady suggested that he impregnate that girl.

He's definitely on my must watch list even if I feel conflicted about his films.

I love ari aster's horror movies

well I really enjoyed slow-pace, audio, perfectly depicted tripping effects, the great camerawork of course, but the last 20 minutes were simply over-the-top, it was a total contrast to what we have seen for 1,5 hour, i wouldn't mind if it was slow-paced with people gradually disappearing until the end, but i feel they went for a cheap attempt to do something to shock the audience and make them very uncomfortable. I just hoped this will be kinda movie show less to show more, but trailer was kinda misleading.

He makes really disturbing films.

I mean not really, if you didnt get it you couldnt possibly enjoy the move the way its supposed to be

If you don't understand what movie is trying to tell you then yeah "You just didn't get it". Which is fine, not everyone gets things.

@@ergoth154 ...or the film just didn't a good job explaining to the audience , can go both ways.

@@ergoth154 Or you did get it but the movie is still shit.

sometimes you don't get it has legs to stand on but it should never be the go to defense for anything, it should come with a long list of other defenses.... if you use a defense like that and just that you're a fool lol if you have a point and you can at least toss 2 other things as well then I might listen to the defense.... like my defense of real Star trek and attack on STD is it's poor writing, poor acting, too much action, no diplomacy, breaks canon and the morons who run it don't get Star Trek...there

So it’s a “boring till the end” type movie

Inspirado Rupees that’s like your opinion man

@@inspiradorupees3029 stfu

Yes its very boring and even the ending dorsnt make any sense this was really aggravating its nowhere near on the level of hereditary build up

It’s not horror. It’s a thriller in my book. Not disturbing at all. Maybe my mind is wasted from seeing a lot of gore and shit but it definitely was nothing like what hereditary brought to the table.

And in many ways, it's actually is a remake of that movie lol.

It's the other couple from Europe I believe

True

They had the heads of the elder couple in the yellow building at the end, along with the two friends and the couple, and the two sacrifices, along with her bf. So 9 people. They needed 9.

They were apparently turned into ash statues and placed in the altar with the other victims.

lol

That one was meant to be a portrayal of Celtic (Irish) Paganism. Midsommar is about Swedish Paganism... or at least Ari Aster’s version of Swedish Paganism. I am not sure if this is an authentic portrayal.

I only.listened to the intro section before replying to this, but yeah, sounds like WickerBoye

With out the cage😉

@@iyetisnipe hi

Such a good film

Been wanting to watch it for sometime but i can't sleep alone at night after watching horrors, is it THAT fucked up?

Weird

Funny enough Wolf of Wall Street is my favorite film ever

Same

Ej öron ej öron...

ej svansar hava de.

Ej svansar havar de..

La tuya, por si la duda

Right? And 5 minutes in there's a murder suicide

lol these guys are stupid. you are engaged very early in this film, it doesn't keep the shocks till the end like they say. you are already like wtf in 30 mins.

I hate people who think they kno what a large group of people want guess what yu don't

@@zaysavage5393 It's pretty obvious by how much of a slow burn this movie is, that it's not for mainstream casual audiences. The people who make Transformers billions of dollars aren't going to see Midsommar

KotorFan3231 good point. I don’t think it is intended for mainstream audiences who seem to crave easy, cheap scares in their horror movies.

you're not special. That's an incredibly naive viewpoint.

@@zaysavage5393 no I'm just stating a matter of fact. Mainstream audiences didn't like movies such as It Comes at Night, The Witch, and Spring Breakers. Those were all unconventional films that didn't follow what audiences are used to. Also box office numbers speak for themselves and those movies were not financial hits but transformers 1-4, almost any blumhouse horror film, the conjuring movies, all those made rediciulous amounts of money because they pandered to the largest demographic possible.

AshenOne61 6 she was becoming more broken for us, and yet she was healing. And at the end she finally healed and smiled. Cause she killed her burden.

AshenOne61 6 Are you okay ? This movie was very slow boring and funny at the same time. The acting was awful. This is my oppinion I respect yours but please explain to me what was great about this movie. For me it was the worst cinema experience ever.

@@YanaPetruk At the end she's broken for good, the actress herself said that Dani's completely out of it at the end.

@@gergoonodi2761 Brilliand and stunning cinematograpfy, AMAZING ACTING,AMAZING ACTING,AMAZING ACTING. Great plot, sacrifications, nudity, beautiful & creepy message at the end. I think ur not ok

this movie is fucking trashhh gtfoo hereeee

Newera_ I have the same sentiment about Hereditary . I hate that people think that a slow burn is synonymous with boring. I am excited to watch this film. Will be watching it on July 4th.

I was very hyped to see hereditary... I found myself checking my phone I was so bored and then the ending was bad so yeah movie sucked imo

@@dogsbreakfast4952 Chuckie might be more up your alley. My friend couldn't understand Hereditary but he loved Chuckie. And he also didn't get wtf was goin on in Bird Box either.

Hereditary was the worst movie I saw that year it came out and I had movie pass watching everything that came out basically. It was so boring and stupid, that whole act where the girl eats cake at party then gets hit by a pole??? So fucking dum no one can every explain how this movie good ,ever

Joseph Hernandez I don’t really want to get all “high school English teacher” on you but that whole “act” isn’t necessarily supposed to be taken at face value. In fact, the way in which the younger sister dies is only important in that the blame is put on the brother. This sets up the rest of the act of how grief affects a family and how each individual deals with said grief. I think that if you go into an ari aster movie looking for plot holes you’ll find them in droves and have a very bad experience but instead if you search more for the message that is being conveyed and the masterful way that message is articulated, it can be a great one.

dreamlandnightmare it’s almost the exact same film. It distracted me how similar this film was to it

U sing Le? Now ❤ Brittney

:o

Same director

ah yes....that sounds very promising...i had to stop watching when the spoiler section started, ..unfortunately

@@michaelaldan4354 it's a gross film

well, let's see...im sure it's not that bad

A24 doesn't make these films, they distribute it. They certainly got a good eye for which movies to pick though.

Comics??

@dig duck very true, horror as a whole, but film as a whole too ;)

With her wicked smile at the end, I believe the dark one inhabited her...

They gave her a choice. My guess is they got him to cheat on her to give her reason to choose him even though in my opinion it wasn't his fault. He was a bit of a ahole but didn't deserve to die like all the others They drugged him and messed with his mind. She was also drugged and messed up so I don't really blame her actions either. Blame the crazy cult and that ahole Pelle that led them there and had the hots for her.