Dark Phoenix Angry Spoilers Discussion

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5 жыл бұрын

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AngryJoe, OtherJoe & Alex talk all the stupid plot poitns and exactly why with spoilers the film fails to live up to its premise and license!
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@THIZZAVELI
@THIZZAVELI 5 жыл бұрын
That wasn't professor X, that was Ms Patricia.
@ES1Baller
@ES1Baller 5 жыл бұрын
THIZZAVELI I aM mArY rEyNoLdS
@NerdBoy-vg4pg
@NerdBoy-vg4pg 5 жыл бұрын
My name is HeDwIg i have red socks
@monkeywantahugvideo6299
@monkeywantahugvideo6299 5 жыл бұрын
hahah, these commets are soooo good!
@PokerPlayerJames
@PokerPlayerJames 5 жыл бұрын
Title is misleading. There are no spoilers because there's no plot.
@AvimadyeOrunni
@AvimadyeOrunni 5 жыл бұрын
Savage lol
@PokerPlayerJames
@PokerPlayerJames 5 жыл бұрын
@@AvimadyeOrunni True though. 😂
@giomjava
@giomjava 5 жыл бұрын
Goddamn clickbait!! 😃😃
@PokerPlayerJames
@PokerPlayerJames 5 жыл бұрын
Well this escelated quickly 😨
@hahafunny698
@hahafunny698 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@AdityaNigam100
@AdityaNigam100 5 жыл бұрын
Magneto explains to Jean how he killed people for vengeance but never found peace so he stopped hurting people. 5 minutes later, Magneto to Beast - "If I find her, I'll kill her."
@bradleypariah
@bradleypariah 5 жыл бұрын
He was literally doing it to protect the world from her. Not saying it was a good movie, but he wasn't motivated by vengeance.
@AdityaNigam100
@AdityaNigam100 5 жыл бұрын
@@bradleypariah that makes it even worse. When did Magneto start caring about the whole world? And just because she killed Raven and destroyed a chopper or two, Magneto realizes that she is now a threat to the whole world? I respect you trying to defend this piece of shit but come on. Even if I take your points and ignore all the logical inconsistencies, you have to agree that things elevate too fast in this whole movie. And Magneto deciding to kill her in 5 minutes is just one example of that. Beast now wants to kill her too. And on the train, they just have a talk and suddenly they don't want to kill her anymore.
@chrisprusinowski5287
@chrisprusinowski5287 5 жыл бұрын
@@AdityaNigam100 Its called "character development" genius! It's not great, but it is there. Use your brain!
@chrisprusinowski5287
@chrisprusinowski5287 5 жыл бұрын
@Keyser Soeze It just highlights Magneto's hypocrisy. Erik had always been a bit of a hypocrite. He would sometimes kill his fellow mutants if he felt it was for the good of all mutant kind.
@orfeas2335
@orfeas2335 5 жыл бұрын
And another 5 minutes later ' i changed my mind. I will not kill her ' :P
@delathenleso5793
@delathenleso5793 5 жыл бұрын
Alex: "I don't know why you ARE defending it!" Sums up Angry Joe and Alex's dynamic perfectly.
@jimtilley1158
@jimtilley1158 5 жыл бұрын
She didn't establish a safe word LMAO I lost it.
@MrJH101
@MrJH101 5 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for Deadpool to make fun of this film.
@chuckjose9271
@chuckjose9271 5 жыл бұрын
i'd love to see Deadpool do that too dude!
@GenJuhru
@GenJuhru 5 жыл бұрын
he'll prolly use the "i can't control" thing... incontinence would be one way
@DetroitsReaper
@DetroitsReaper 5 жыл бұрын
He'll probably realize why nobody is in the mansion now because fox killed the franchise 😂
@MagicalQuestAdventures
@MagicalQuestAdventures 5 жыл бұрын
Dark Phoenix has the Game of Throne Effect
@christhechilled
@christhechilled 5 жыл бұрын
Deadpool 3 incoming
@razarryan2465
@razarryan2465 5 жыл бұрын
The best part is the fact that she’s clearly already the dark phoenix in X-men Apocalypse...
@kirkmbutterfield
@kirkmbutterfield 5 жыл бұрын
And mystique is dead?
@Silenthitman44
@Silenthitman44 5 жыл бұрын
@@kirkmbutterfield Yes that was confirmed months ago btw
@ChristianDiaz-dy9yh
@ChristianDiaz-dy9yh 5 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@matthewheywood8532
@matthewheywood8532 5 жыл бұрын
I know that is how they beat apocalypse yet she just gets it in this movie?
@Silenthitman44
@Silenthitman44 5 жыл бұрын
@@matthewheywood8532 Bad writing, lack of continuity in between films, bad memory take your pick
@ZerkerZxZ
@ZerkerZxZ 5 жыл бұрын
Three brave heroes watching this movie to prevent us from wasting our money....thank you kind sir
@nemo1716
@nemo1716 4 жыл бұрын
You should try it. I put it off until now watched it because my girlfriend got HBO and it turned out to be my favorite X-Film, First Class coming close behind.
@agentofchaos7456
@agentofchaos7456 4 жыл бұрын
lol these guys clearly didn’t read the Dark Phoenix Saga and missed the point of the movie.
@nemesis8490
@nemesis8490 3 жыл бұрын
True heroes indeed
@desirewu
@desirewu 3 жыл бұрын
@@agentofchaos7456 If you need to watch the comics to appreciate a movie, then it is a bad movie.
@agentofchaos7456
@agentofchaos7456 3 жыл бұрын
@@desirewu Not my point. My point is that they judged the movie based on misconception about the comics.
@Outcrow
@Outcrow 5 жыл бұрын
“You want this power? Then take it!” “You can’t do that! Your emotions make you weak!” “No, love and friendship only make me stronger!” “NOOOO IT’S TOO MUCH! I CAN’T HANDLE IT!” What planet are they from, Clichéron?
@nomaschalupas2453
@nomaschalupas2453 5 жыл бұрын
"your wrong... Emotions, make me (stronger) a bitch"
@Moutopher
@Moutopher 5 жыл бұрын
If only deadpool walks in
@novaiscool1
@novaiscool1 5 жыл бұрын
I think they stole the ending to pretty much every season of My Little Pony.
@tylerwells841
@tylerwells841 5 жыл бұрын
@@nomaschalupas2453 the writer clearly watches Fairy Tail
@nhagan001
@nhagan001 5 жыл бұрын
@@tylerwells841 I had to salute the screen when I saw this comment. You know exactly how right you are.
@fnfal6286
@fnfal6286 5 жыл бұрын
You made me laugh so hard when u explained the Scene when cyclops missed magneto
@midget_spinner8449
@midget_spinner8449 5 жыл бұрын
Lol when was that I missed that apparently
@mattmanguy
@mattmanguy 5 жыл бұрын
@@midget_spinner8449 19:20
@SynthwaveWine
@SynthwaveWine 5 жыл бұрын
Same, then I proceeded to laugh my ass off again at the "T-Juanthousand" joke
@TotalChaos95
@TotalChaos95 5 жыл бұрын
@E1V1A i mean if he doesnt have his visor on, then the laser moves with his eyes.
@alouverdun9137
@alouverdun9137 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao cross eyed cyclops
@Ikusabe
@Ikusabe 5 жыл бұрын
19:25 LMFAO His power is probably the easiest to use. *insert "You had one job" meme*
@CourierSeven
@CourierSeven 5 жыл бұрын
"I can't look at Magneto, he's to handsome" Cyclops
@danny90099
@danny90099 5 жыл бұрын
CourierSeven now it make senses cyclops is low key gay
@Lightguardian_HOH
@Lightguardian_HOH 5 жыл бұрын
@@danny90099 That doesn't mean he's gay lol
@TornadoWhirl33
@TornadoWhirl33 5 жыл бұрын
*too
@Lightguardian_HOH
@Lightguardian_HOH 4 жыл бұрын
@@Fataliese Apparently not because this timeline is no longer canon.
@KeeperProtector
@KeeperProtector 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO😂😂😂
@ambushbob5383
@ambushbob5383 5 жыл бұрын
ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS LOOK AT HIM!!!
@ML-yn9yu
@ML-yn9yu 5 жыл бұрын
That part killed me! lolz
@NebadonAdams
@NebadonAdams 5 жыл бұрын
LMAO!
@paradoxacres1063
@paradoxacres1063 5 жыл бұрын
19:42
@neocomp92
@neocomp92 5 жыл бұрын
ALL SHE (JEAN) HAD TO DO WAS LET THE MEMORY PLAY!!!! Seriously, the whole conflict of act one and two (with the murder of Mystique) could have been avoided if she didn't jump to conclusions when she read her daddy's mind and so only his half of the conversation.
@stygian5309
@stygian5309 5 жыл бұрын
@@neocomp92 That would have been too smart of a thing for her character to do haha.
@cantesapa
@cantesapa 5 жыл бұрын
X-men the Last Stand: I'm the worst movie in the franchise. Dark Phoenix: Hold my X-"Wamen".
5 жыл бұрын
Last Stand was never the worst movie in the franchise. Just a bunch of sissies hated it. I mean bitches always complain about everything oh well.
@RustyTiberius
@RustyTiberius 5 жыл бұрын
Sam bayeh i mean it was when there were 3 xmen movies. Then Orgins came out. And now i guess this
@PokerPlayerJames
@PokerPlayerJames 5 жыл бұрын
@ I mean it was the worst when it came out in my opinion. X and X2 are way better. But then Origins happened shortly afterwards and was WAAAAY worse.
@boyzaya15
@boyzaya15 5 жыл бұрын
@@PokerPlayerJames Origins is actually not a bad movie aside from Deadpool. Y'all literally only dislike DP
@cantesapa
@cantesapa 5 жыл бұрын
@ It was in my opinion, but I honestly forgot about the shitshow Origins...
@thebadness6217
@thebadness6217 5 жыл бұрын
Michael Fassbender Magneto picked up a submarine and an entire baseball stadium. Shouldn't have a problem picking up a car. I haven't seen this movie.
@ely1188
@ely1188 4 жыл бұрын
She was controlling it to dumbass
@thebadness6217
@thebadness6217 4 жыл бұрын
@@ely1188 i literally said i didn't see the movie, DUMBASS.
@panetta13
@panetta13 4 жыл бұрын
thebadness then don’t comment on it moron
@thebadness6217
@thebadness6217 4 жыл бұрын
@@panetta13 i'll comment on whatever the fuck i want, dipshit. The fact that i stated i haven't seen the movie was a disclaimer that if other events in the film showed why Magneto struggled to pick up a car, then the comment should be disregarded. But apparently you're too fucken stupid to understand this.
@josesarango3408
@josesarango3408 5 жыл бұрын
Kevin Feige: "fine, I'll do it myself"
@simonaiello2349
@simonaiello2349 5 жыл бұрын
I think X-Men (2000) was the first movie that Kevin Feige worked on, I think he was a producer. So it will be interesting to see his take on the franchise.
@sidioushatesyou5856
@sidioushatesyou5856 5 жыл бұрын
Mr Italiano10 yea he did and that movie was awesome
@chrisprusinowski5287
@chrisprusinowski5287 5 жыл бұрын
@@simonaiello2349 I don't have any confidence in modern Kevin Feige. He is going down the SJW route.
@chrisprusinowski5287
@chrisprusinowski5287 5 жыл бұрын
Kevin Feige sucks now.
@alexmason8557
@alexmason8557 5 жыл бұрын
@@simonaiello2349 he is the one who sugested jackman hair to be like his mask
@jamestaylor3623
@jamestaylor3623 5 жыл бұрын
I immediately went to this video because I knew I wouldn't want to see this movie.
@TT-he4vx
@TT-he4vx 5 жыл бұрын
same
@hermitcard4494
@hermitcard4494 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@GuiiBrazil
@GuiiBrazil 5 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@darealsaneasylum
@darealsaneasylum 5 жыл бұрын
Yup
@Shioni16
@Shioni16 5 жыл бұрын
Pretty much
@pandamansupreme4007
@pandamansupreme4007 5 жыл бұрын
I’m fuccin dead with crossed eyed cyclops lmao 😂 💀
@Andy_Paris
@Andy_Paris 5 жыл бұрын
@Tom H Bruh, everything is better when you smoke! 🤣
@splunky5156
@splunky5156 5 жыл бұрын
But you said to never cross the beams!!!!!
@pandamansupreme4007
@pandamansupreme4007 5 жыл бұрын
Spunky 😂
@SynthwaveWine
@SynthwaveWine 5 жыл бұрын
What about the T-Juanthousand? Lol
@whiskeyopsonps4497
@whiskeyopsonps4497 5 жыл бұрын
🤪
@WesleyHuang
@WesleyHuang 5 жыл бұрын
19:30 LMAFOOO
@lopeshick9607
@lopeshick9607 5 жыл бұрын
Cyclops missed magneto wtf!😂😂
@popekavon1108
@popekavon1108 5 жыл бұрын
Actually young magneto did lift an entire stadium
@humbletreestump8134
@humbletreestump8134 5 жыл бұрын
Is that this timeline tho? This is the Apocalypse timeline which is it's own thing.
@MrSkinnyWhale
@MrSkinnyWhale 5 жыл бұрын
@@humbletreestump8134 the powers are the same though
@NetherlandsFirst
@NetherlandsFirst 5 жыл бұрын
@@humbletreestump8134 He lifted the stadium in (edit) DoFP.
@Psalm_23
@Psalm_23 5 жыл бұрын
@@NetherlandsFirst he actually did it in days of future past
@NetherlandsFirst
@NetherlandsFirst 5 жыл бұрын
@@Psalm_23 Oh, you're right. Weird that I didn't remember that correctly. That makes it even weirder, though, that he would've forgotten Magneto did so in this timeline, considering DoFP is so popular.
@M4li4
@M4li4 5 жыл бұрын
Dark Phoenix: What if Sansa Stark became the three eyed ravens
@nono9543
@nono9543 5 жыл бұрын
Even that sounds way too interesting lol.
@Moutopher
@Moutopher 5 жыл бұрын
Three eyed wahmens
@aliquidgaming1068
@aliquidgaming1068 5 жыл бұрын
Dude...you blew my mind
@brianmarson3427
@brianmarson3427 5 жыл бұрын
Tbh her shitty limited acting skills and chipmunk taking a shite facial expressions would have actually been perfect for 3 eyed raven. Turner is a REALLY poor actor
@TheClaudioandres
@TheClaudioandres 5 жыл бұрын
@@brianmarson3427 jajajajaja
@dukesilver2072
@dukesilver2072 5 жыл бұрын
Xavier the broken will be president but Sansa Grey won't vote for him.
@nx1379
@nx1379 5 жыл бұрын
Xavier the busted Lol
@giomjava
@giomjava 5 жыл бұрын
You write Sansa, I read "Sasha". Ahh, the good old days
@jeffreyriley8742
@jeffreyriley8742 5 жыл бұрын
No man in any superhero film EVER has said, "You women never do anything. We do all the work!"
@nostalgiatrip1
@nostalgiatrip1 5 жыл бұрын
The director/writer for this also wrote X-Men the last stand, let that sink in. He had a mulligan for Phoenix and he still messed it up.
@pnut3844able
@pnut3844able 5 жыл бұрын
nostalgiatrip1 smh
@eriksanchez1721
@eriksanchez1721 5 жыл бұрын
. . . you're kidding
@Moutopher
@Moutopher 5 жыл бұрын
And wiki says he's gonna be involved in future star wars too... Ffs! Why?!
@TheMiercat
@TheMiercat 5 жыл бұрын
Also, this is the director's first time directing ANYTHING.
@Silenthitman44
@Silenthitman44 5 жыл бұрын
@@eriksanchez1721 Nope and literally let him do everything, he wrote this, he produced it and directed it let that sink in. What's even more shocking is his credentials let's look at the movies he's written in the past. Legacy ( tv movie) Triple x state of the union Mr and Mrs Smith X men the last stand Jumper Sherlock Holmes This means war Days of Future past Fantastic 4 X men apocalypse Dark Pheonix Not a very good track record right not sure why they thought it was a good idea to do what they did
@debRUUTK
@debRUUTK 5 жыл бұрын
19:42 Brilliant! This spoiler discussion was hilarious.
@johncam8420
@johncam8420 5 жыл бұрын
You know whats funny? I didnt even watch the movie, and just by hearing them talk about it I laughed so freakin hard, I havent laughed this hard in a long ass time, def not watching it until it comes out on TV so I can watch this comedy.
@AndreNitroX
@AndreNitroX 5 жыл бұрын
He just had to look at him!
@tiredsentinel1724
@tiredsentinel1724 5 жыл бұрын
de bruut This was almost a roast of the movie instead of a spoiler discussion.
@parcaleste
@parcaleste 5 жыл бұрын
Was just about to write how you missed on the X-WAHMEN line and you ended with that. I can tell you - me and my girlfriend GROANED when this stupidity left Raven's lips.
@dw3134
@dw3134 5 жыл бұрын
That shit was sooooo dumb.
@happytimeharry9ll
@happytimeharry9ll 5 жыл бұрын
I've never seen Angry Joe laugh so hard! that was great. Im dying.
@jaredp8423
@jaredp8423 5 жыл бұрын
You should check out angry joes playthrough of monster energy supercross, he laughs just as much playing that compared to this video, also I would like to add that angry joes laugh makes me want to laugh with him, it's infectious.
@ppsarrakis
@ppsarrakis 4 жыл бұрын
@@jaredp8423 oh man that game,when he was streaming i laughed so hard i couldnt see from the tears :D
@awall2061
@awall2061 4 жыл бұрын
@@jaredp8423 that flip off the dirtbike had me legit crying
@willhardy467
@willhardy467 5 жыл бұрын
Biggest plot hole.....she had the Phoenix at the end of age of Apocalypse....
@daveprimeau8300
@daveprimeau8300 5 жыл бұрын
Continuity was never the x men film strongest suit
@tarkett8529
@tarkett8529 5 жыл бұрын
She had it way before the end of Apocalypse, it’s just shit.
@captcrais101
@captcrais101 5 жыл бұрын
Will Hardy We could say this cosmic radiation ampflied her Phoenix powers
@captpinnochio4000
@captpinnochio4000 5 жыл бұрын
Cyclops goes cross eye 😂😂😂
@TheJibbajabba12
@TheJibbajabba12 5 жыл бұрын
Beast: She killed Raven. Magneto: WUT! Let's go.
@dominikbesner9196
@dominikbesner9196 5 жыл бұрын
You had me laughing pretty hard on that cyclop going cross eye . 100% sure that listening to the spoiler is better than seeing the movie
@shannanigans1337
@shannanigans1337 4 жыл бұрын
Dominik Fournier Besner It is better than watching the movie . Lol u got that right
@AgentsofSCREEN
@AgentsofSCREEN 5 жыл бұрын
The dumbest part is they initially use Kurt and Quicksilver to saved the astronauts and when they realise that one got left behind and have 30secs left... They go back without Quicksilver and who would have ended it in 1 second. End of movie.
@AgentsofSCREEN
@AgentsofSCREEN 5 жыл бұрын
@Daemon Noir lol the astronaut was not in space, he was still in the ship. Jean Grey was holding the ship together. Nightcrawler could take him to the section in the ship. Quicksilver can run on the floor, side of the ship or ceiling to retrieve the astronaut.
@cardinalrule6810
@cardinalrule6810 5 жыл бұрын
Quicksilver should technically be able to stop any conflict with hostiles before they begin
@EquiliMario
@EquiliMario 5 жыл бұрын
The speed at which Quicksilver accelerates and moves are so powerful he is basically untouchable as long as hjs feet touche a surface. Unfortunately, he got taken out of the plot quickly otherwise the movie would have just stopped
@AgentsofSCREEN
@AgentsofSCREEN 5 жыл бұрын
@@EquiliMario Exactly!
@kuaikukia
@kuaikukia 5 жыл бұрын
To sum up, just go watch Godzilla KOM.
@traditionalartist7184
@traditionalartist7184 5 жыл бұрын
I like that movie tbh
@traditionalartist7184
@traditionalartist7184 5 жыл бұрын
@Anthony Keller king godora was fuckin dope asf
@xxvaltielxx1789
@xxvaltielxx1789 5 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for G Vs K and the return of maybe Káiser Ghidorah and bae Mothra
@Revan-eb1wb
@Revan-eb1wb 5 жыл бұрын
nah. godzilla sucked too
@xxvaltielxx1789
@xxvaltielxx1789 5 жыл бұрын
@@Revan-eb1wb that's not what most people say
@MrChupacabra555
@MrChupacabra555 5 жыл бұрын
19:30 :That's a classic joke I've heard about any super-hero with eye-beams: "You only have to LOOK at me! How could you miss??" ^_^
@cardinalrule6810
@cardinalrule6810 5 жыл бұрын
The force of the blasts would create recoil that Cyclops would have to compensate for. Having to do so for different magnitudes of blasts from different positions and angles changes the technique of each shot. So it's not as easy as simply looking at someone. The firing portion also has to happen
@JohnClark-tt2bl
@JohnClark-tt2bl 5 жыл бұрын
I don't think that's something that ever occurred in the comics. That there was any kind of recoil with his optic blasts. His eyes are literally portals to another dimension that when opened release an energy blast.
@retrolives3799
@retrolives3799 5 жыл бұрын
CardinalRule How could lasers have recoil?
@Rodrigokdo
@Rodrigokdo 5 жыл бұрын
for a laser to have recoil it has to have a lot of energy emitting a very powerful beam , something equal or superior to the death star
@peytonmac1131
@peytonmac1131 5 жыл бұрын
@@Rodrigokdo Well, it can't be a laser as it can push and explode things. Lasers are just light that create extreme heat, to my understanding.
@DG-420
@DG-420 5 жыл бұрын
Well actually Fassbender DID lift an entire stadium in Days of Future Past...
@humbletreestump8134
@humbletreestump8134 5 жыл бұрын
Is that this timeline tho? This is the Apocalypse timeline which is it's own thing.
@DG-420
@DG-420 5 жыл бұрын
@@humbletreestump8134 i guess but it's still the same character
@KevinTriforce
@KevinTriforce 5 жыл бұрын
Humble TreeStump it is this timeline
@deathsdoor07
@deathsdoor07 5 жыл бұрын
@@humbletreestump8134 Why do you think Apocalyse is a different timeline? DoFP only retcons X-Men 1-3, half of Origins, and The Wolverine.
@nattyice23
@nattyice23 5 жыл бұрын
deathsdoor07 Yeah thats what I thought too, pretty sure the new timeline started once Wolverine went back in DoFP
@Paradox-or5tk
@Paradox-or5tk 5 жыл бұрын
Dark Phoenix logic: Magneto: killing dosnt take the pain away 5 min later Beast: Jean killed raven Magneto: IM GONNA KILL HER!
@Mr.Murphy2
@Mr.Murphy2 5 жыл бұрын
LOL
@adriandiaz6379
@adriandiaz6379 5 жыл бұрын
He’s gonna kill her because she’s to powerful Oml stupid people
@ChrisJerico2
@ChrisJerico2 5 жыл бұрын
Adrian Diaz he saw that when she showed up but let her go because he just wanted peace. He only tries to kill her after he found out she killed Raven. Hell he literally tells her “I know who’s blood that is”
@Paradox-or5tk
@Paradox-or5tk 5 жыл бұрын
Adrian Diaz that’s not the point, it’s funny because he told a huge speech of how killing doesn’t take the pain away and then 5 minutes later he throws that logic away and wants to kill her because she killed raven 😂, damn man don’t take it personally. It was a bad movie don’t defend it.
@ramperture
@ramperture 5 жыл бұрын
This part had me rolling 19:42 . Best part of the review.
@knightoath1995
@knightoath1995 5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@tomoliverpool8
@tomoliverpool8 5 жыл бұрын
👀🙄 so funny for real 🤪
@codydoodles2
@codydoodles2 5 жыл бұрын
I love joes laugh lol
@DetroitsReaper
@DetroitsReaper 5 жыл бұрын
This movie is the embodiment of when you have a week to do your homework but you do it 10 mins before class
@marvcollins7842
@marvcollins7842 5 жыл бұрын
Dark Phoenix: "I can't control it" Jon Snow: "I don't want it"
@dw3134
@dw3134 5 жыл бұрын
The memes...
@nolandavis1129
@nolandavis1129 4 жыл бұрын
And both have Sophie Turner. Coincidence? I think not.
@Zyllo5164
@Zyllo5164 5 жыл бұрын
*Beast wants to kill Jean Grey for revenge over the death of Mystique so he teams up with Magneto.* Excerpt from the script of Dark Phoenix written by D&D.
@TheJaker5
@TheJaker5 5 жыл бұрын
Gotta say I was cracking up over the cyclops joke.
@ron8162
@ron8162 5 жыл бұрын
"X-Women" rip all hollywood movies
@SKyrim190
@SKyrim190 5 жыл бұрын
I wonder if some executives have like a list of all the empowering scenes all the movies need to have
@thestupidpenguin
@thestupidpenguin 5 жыл бұрын
@@SKyrim190 The Magnificent Women.
@HateshWarkio
@HateshWarkio 4 жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for my eX-Men and eX-Women movies about transgender superheroes.
@brushingtonmcdurrr9790
@brushingtonmcdurrr9790 4 жыл бұрын
@@HateshWarkio 😂
@gundamnmechas8518
@gundamnmechas8518 4 жыл бұрын
@@HateshWarkio _Ex-Men_ is actually a pretty funny series of Pete Holmes skits, basically Charles firing the team
@JTmaxx
@JTmaxx 5 жыл бұрын
I knew it was terrible since the trailer "Why did you make me do this" That's how you tell right there.
@captcrais101
@captcrais101 5 жыл бұрын
JTmaxx me too
@FnD4212
@FnD4212 5 жыл бұрын
Can you explain why that peculiar line strike you as not good?
@phillyphillylii916
@phillyphillylii916 3 жыл бұрын
PleaseBeHappy I’m guessing because nowadays it’s cool to always blame other people for something you did. And usually it’s an old straight white guy that’s the problem. Women are never to blame it’s always the patriarchy’s fault. Like this entire movie made every father and guy either corrupt; evil, or stupid. Just a guess though lol
@overscoreSX
@overscoreSX 5 жыл бұрын
Did anyone even notice that they didn't even care enough to give the main bad guy a name?!? Imagine comparing Thanos to "alien with the white hair"?!?
@karthik21bharath
@karthik21bharath 5 жыл бұрын
I think director got influenced by GOT season 8...
@Silenthitman44
@Silenthitman44 5 жыл бұрын
No just his past movies, look at his track record of writing such awesome movies............................ Such as the xmen the last stand, triple x state of the union, Mr and Mrs Smith, jumper, this means war, fantastic 4, apocalypse, and now this such good movies right............................. SMH next time don't cave in to someone's demands who hated the movies and series and had over full control over a movie to that ^
@phillyphillylii916
@phillyphillylii916 3 жыл бұрын
Silenthitman44 this means war was actually a fun movie imo. It was perfectly self aware and the chemistry between pine and Hardy was great
@AUGHNV
@AUGHNV 5 жыл бұрын
so, there is a sad history that just happened My brother comes from the theaters with his wife I literally ask: -U didn't watched the Dark phoenix, did you? And he sadly responds: - yes, I did The end.
@shortshins
@shortshins 5 жыл бұрын
OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂 The crossed eyed cyclops has me wetting myself, and the two Joe's laughing has made my day 😂😂😂😂😂
@GrandSupremeDaddyo
@GrandSupremeDaddyo 5 жыл бұрын
Joe's reaction to Cyclops has to be the easiest laugh I've ever heard from him.
@taisenscoolstuff732
@taisenscoolstuff732 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe the Dark Phoenix storyline should just stay within the comics
@angelusthor251
@angelusthor251 5 жыл бұрын
too late :/
@TylerFederico
@TylerFederico 5 жыл бұрын
The storyline can be done well in a movie. The cartoon did a good job with it. The problem is that Fox puts no care whatsoever into the character development or continuity of these characters, so it never feels like it’s properly done. When Marvel eventually does X-Men films, I can see them doing a good job of building up to this storyline and doing it justice.
@michaelsmelley4382
@michaelsmelley4382 5 жыл бұрын
The Satirical Troll you mean the Disney owned marvel films that are really light hearted and have little to no consequence for characters with way too much humor?
@ML-yn9yu
@ML-yn9yu 5 жыл бұрын
@Joslyn Vazquez Nah, we wouldnt be seeing the same story 3 times- this wasnt even done correctly, these two times... Plus this is a 2 parter, and we've only seen the last part, never the first part.
@velociraptor1214
@velociraptor1214 5 жыл бұрын
Michael Smelley oh ya I love my movies with no humor, also no consequences, how can you even say that. They had a movie that was entirely about the consequences of their actions, your point is pointless
@samuelbell9106
@samuelbell9106 5 жыл бұрын
I've never seen AJ laugh at a movie so damn much.
@billlee2458
@billlee2458 5 жыл бұрын
Gawd Damn Joe! You pissed yourself laughing in this review. Hilarious cross eyes reference.
@lukeulibarri3924
@lukeulibarri3924 5 жыл бұрын
Please don't take the Lords name in vain
@JD867
@JD867 5 жыл бұрын
New magneto once lifted a stadium in Days of Future Past. He also nearly ended the planet by destroying every metallic structure on Earth, but it's forgivable if you don't remember because it was in Apocalypse.
@guitarman0365
@guitarman0365 5 жыл бұрын
apocalypse also was able to increase his power though. that was not a natural state magneto was in. His power was amplified for being a horseman. However yes lifting the stadium is one he can actually do.
@Tipsythomas
@Tipsythomas 5 жыл бұрын
I'd argue that the power upgrades that apocalypse gave were permanent other wise storm would have just turned back into her weak version.
@JD867
@JD867 5 жыл бұрын
If he upgraded Magneto at all. When he upgrades Storm, her hair turns white. When he upgrades wing-dude whose name no one cares about, his wings turn to steel. Magneto doesn't change at all. Further, he calls it 'your own strength' which suggests that Magneto could tap into the Earth's field already, and just didn't realize it.
@danielmillward9947
@danielmillward9947 5 жыл бұрын
He didn't upgrade magneto though, he just showed him that if he concentrated he would be able to feel the earth's entire electromagnetic field.
@diegobrando6972
@diegobrando6972 5 жыл бұрын
When Raven said "You should have called us X-WOMEN" I knew this movie would be bad
@Herman_Hedning
@Herman_Hedning 5 жыл бұрын
Diego Robles fucking SJWS ruining the filming industry
@perseuns4896
@perseuns4896 5 жыл бұрын
@@Herman_Hedning I stopped watching movies years ago. Since 2016.
@Realist00
@Realist00 5 жыл бұрын
@@perseuns4896 You sound like a cheerful person
@TheCrazierz
@TheCrazierz 5 жыл бұрын
@@Herman_Hedning my God. The only thing worse than Real SJWs are fucking kids who get offended at regular jokes as if they are SJW. Seriously, it's one thing if it's a movie like Ghostbusters with all woman, it's another if it's a corny joke that ones little sister would make. That's not SJW. Get the fuck over it. God damn
@Theendman42
@Theendman42 5 жыл бұрын
Name is X-men Mystique: "The girls always save the guys around here so you should think of renaming it X-women" Raiden: *surprised pikachu face* "I must consult with the Elder Gods!"
@JinzoTK
@JinzoTK 5 жыл бұрын
Wait they renamed the school after a murderer. She killed Mystique right? And a bunch of others but those people aren't important apparently.
@NerdBoy-vg4pg
@NerdBoy-vg4pg 5 жыл бұрын
I couldnt stop laughing after he mentioned cyclops missing 😂😂😂
@OceanbornAngel
@OceanbornAngel 5 жыл бұрын
I do not ever plan on watching this movie. Thanks for just summing it up for me so I don't have to.
@gameoverwehaveeverypixelco1258
@gameoverwehaveeverypixelco1258 5 жыл бұрын
It was better than apocalypse.
@kevonwade
@kevonwade 5 жыл бұрын
MonsterHuntressRoon ok cool.
@shizzlecrystal5964
@shizzlecrystal5964 5 жыл бұрын
It is worth watching it's not thaat bad
@OceanbornAngel
@OceanbornAngel 5 жыл бұрын
@@shizzlecrystal5964 Nope. I am not seeing it period, end of story.
@isthatapersonalattackorsom8844
@isthatapersonalattackorsom8844 5 жыл бұрын
@@OceanbornAngel ok sheep that cant form his own opinion.
@sovannt8392
@sovannt8392 5 жыл бұрын
Wasn't gonna watch movie anyway so this will do
@Avirx
@Avirx 5 жыл бұрын
same
@Silenthitman44
@Silenthitman44 5 жыл бұрын
Good choice this and his review are far more entertaining than that shitty ass movie
@TheNeonTheater
@TheNeonTheater 5 жыл бұрын
Hilarious review. I was doubled over laughing at Cyclops not being able to stare at his target LMAO and also car mirrors are immune to cyclops laser powers. Oh PS, magneto once lifted the entire Golden Gate Bridge...
@Venitas1000
@Venitas1000 2 жыл бұрын
hell in apocalypse he was goin apeshit in that fucking desert
@ApolloXL5
@ApolloXL5 5 жыл бұрын
McKellen Magneto raised the Golden Gate Bridge. Fassbender Magneto raised up an entire Stadium and used it to cut off the White House from everyone else, while also controlling the Sentinels.
@guilhermehank4938
@guilhermehank4938 5 жыл бұрын
Both are bad ass
@SetzarothTV
@SetzarothTV 5 жыл бұрын
CALL IT THE X WOMEN!!!! ....and nobody clapped
@RustyTiberius
@RustyTiberius 5 жыл бұрын
Is this a line in the movie?
@RustyTiberius
@RustyTiberius 5 жыл бұрын
Didnt Deadpool make fun of the xmen name in his movie
@starkiller23610
@starkiller23610 5 жыл бұрын
@@RustyTiberius Yes it is
@astartesteadious3756
@astartesteadious3756 5 жыл бұрын
Russ Fox yeah it is and it makes 0 sense considering what happens in previous films. And mystique goes on at Charles for not getting involved in missions even though the dude is in a bloody wheelchair.
@servantofthemosthigh2525
@servantofthemosthigh2525 5 жыл бұрын
Cringe
@Gyzacid
@Gyzacid 5 жыл бұрын
The best part of this video is Joe laughing his ass off at the Cyclops scene. His laughter is contagious!! 😂😂😂
@Blooms56
@Blooms56 5 жыл бұрын
19:30 - i can't believe that happened in the movie, i would be laughing way harder than both Joes lol
@Herowebcomics
@Herowebcomics 5 жыл бұрын
I am so glad that you guys are having fun while reviewing this messed up movie! "He misses him but all he has to do is LOOK at him!" XD And "Caw!" XD
@JohnAvengerJR1985
@JohnAvengerJR1985 5 жыл бұрын
Joe's uncontrollable laughter is just classic!
@suboopc640
@suboopc640 5 жыл бұрын
cyclops thing had me rolling on the floor XD
@NeverUseAnApostrophe
@NeverUseAnApostrophe 5 жыл бұрын
This is content that saves me money. This is good content.
@philosopher9672
@philosopher9672 5 жыл бұрын
All I can say is that Cyclops has always been able to lower the intensity of his beams to be able to bounce them off reflective surfaces
@konczdavid
@konczdavid 5 жыл бұрын
I warmly smiled when Joe said: "I've never asked for this... Deus Ex". What a great game.
@davel.8367
@davel.8367 5 жыл бұрын
What's an anti-social justice warrior? You mean a regular person?
@fulcrum6760
@fulcrum6760 4 жыл бұрын
david long More like someone who using the moniker as an excuse to be an asshole. I’m not kidding, I left that movement because of that.
@ppsarrakis
@ppsarrakis 4 жыл бұрын
@@fulcrum6760 probably true ^^
@phillyphillylii916
@phillyphillylii916 3 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@richardpickman7594
@richardpickman7594 5 жыл бұрын
I never thought I'd see the day AJ would complain about sjws, but it is getting out of hand
@patrickdoss25
@patrickdoss25 5 жыл бұрын
T-“Juan” thousand 😂 LMAO
@TheCreamKage
@TheCreamKage 5 жыл бұрын
This video had more entertainment than the movie itself that's saying something
@Silenthitman44
@Silenthitman44 5 жыл бұрын
It really is and I agree with everything they say and they had me cracking the fuck up
@stephiespooks
@stephiespooks 5 жыл бұрын
Okay, the bit about Scott had me dying. Scott trying to kill anybody is laughable (obviously. :) )
@Persona6Blue
@Persona6Blue 5 жыл бұрын
8:50 Alex was about to fight Joe on the new actress being better than Halle Berry at Storm lol
@phillyphillylii916
@phillyphillylii916 3 жыл бұрын
I admire Alex’s restraint because he’s so used to joe never letting him finish so he gets his emotions across with subtle facial expressions instead and it’s awesome haha Alex is so underrated
@OG-ib4pr
@OG-ib4pr 5 жыл бұрын
The South Park reference has me dying !! I love that episode & that scene is even funnier
@OG-ib4pr
@OG-ib4pr 5 жыл бұрын
RANDY RAMOS the episode where cartman thinks hes a physic & they have a battle at the motel with the other fake physics lol
@Silenthitman44
@Silenthitman44 5 жыл бұрын
They make hand gestures and weird sounds to act like psychics add screaming like DBZ power ups and you got the helicopter scene Magneto vs Jean lol
@jemi1878
@jemi1878 5 жыл бұрын
They used Quicksilver *TWICE* THE BEST CHARACTER FOR THE TWO PREVIOUS X-MEN FILMS, ONLY HAD 5 MINUTES OF SCREEN TIME!
@diegomorales8616
@diegomorales8616 5 жыл бұрын
And he was absent for the finale for no apparent reason.
@jemi1878
@jemi1878 5 жыл бұрын
@@diegomorales8616 Imagine how great the cinematic would have been during that train scene!?
@indexwarrior6100
@indexwarrior6100 5 жыл бұрын
I love how aj Starts laughing and Oj from then on cant help himself for the rest of the episode but to laugh hahaha love these videos, so funny and genuine :D
@ZackWantsToPlay
@ZackWantsToPlay 5 жыл бұрын
Hey Joe, you ever think about uploading an audio version of these to Spotify or other platforms like that? I’d love to listen to these while walking the dog
@nelsonta00
@nelsonta00 5 жыл бұрын
Best X-men is 90's cartoon X-men.
@TerryKashat
@TerryKashat 5 жыл бұрын
nelsonta00 and X2
@Will-be-free
@Will-be-free 5 жыл бұрын
Read the comics for the really good stuff.
@thepun3721
@thepun3721 5 жыл бұрын
best portrayal Phoenix
@poleythepolarbear9706
@poleythepolarbear9706 5 жыл бұрын
Xavier manipulated Jean Grey in The Last Stand, and wiped her memories. In the flashbacks to the past. In that movie it was explained he did it to protect Jean.
@matthewmuir8884
@matthewmuir8884 5 жыл бұрын
Why did they have it in this film that Xavier put mental blocks in Jean? I thought the whole point was supposed to be that McAvoy-Charles learned from the mistakes of Stewart-Charles in Days of Future Past and subtly made the future better; one of those ways being that he didn't resort to mental blocks, as shown in X-Men: Apocalypse.
@ThePorkchopExpress975
@ThePorkchopExpress975 5 жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention how they under utilized quicksilver
@phillyphillylii916
@phillyphillylii916 3 жыл бұрын
Again lol
@SomeRandomMario
@SomeRandomMario 5 жыл бұрын
Question to the people who saw the movie. How big/thick was this spike thing that killed mystique? And also how where did it hit? I ask this, because I remember in the first xmen film mystique gets stabbed all the way by wolverines claws just below the abdomen and she survived that.
@Silenthitman44
@Silenthitman44 5 жыл бұрын
She got impaled in multiple places the back, chest area went all the way through and she died almost instantly
@McDanieI
@McDanieI 5 жыл бұрын
Omg,I laughed so hard at you guys describing Cyclops missing Magneto segment!! All he had to do was look at him!!
@THE_BEAR_JEW
@THE_BEAR_JEW 5 жыл бұрын
You should call it X-Women.... yes Mystique, because you were so helpful by abandoning me mere minutes after I got shot in the spine.
@MaestroDrake
@MaestroDrake 5 жыл бұрын
What was the ending to Days of Future Past all about then?
@RustyTiberius
@RustyTiberius 5 жыл бұрын
A split in the timeline. Patrick Stewart verse and Mcacavoy verse
@hhhlatuya36
@hhhlatuya36 5 жыл бұрын
What makes you think they’d follow the continuity? X Men movies are not about continuity
@SpeedBoost
@SpeedBoost 5 жыл бұрын
It's best to think of Days of Future Past as the ending to this series and Logan as the afterword to the series. ... and ignore Apocalypse and Dark Phoenix, ... and look at Deadpool as side stories that somehow take place in between First Class and X1.
@mattbathurst5455
@mattbathurst5455 5 жыл бұрын
LMAO...these guys are hilarious...."apparently Cyclops goes cross eyed" Hahahahahahaha ffs brilliant.
@rathalos210
@rathalos210 5 жыл бұрын
Part about cyclops missing magneto got me laughing good, thank you
@Pete-vz5uj
@Pete-vz5uj 5 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to your E3 Coverage
@somemistakes6091
@somemistakes6091 5 жыл бұрын
"Where do the aliens keep coming from?" They were obviously created from the combined DNA of Dothraki & Unsullied, I thought that part was clear Alex 😉
@Silenthitman44
@Silenthitman44 5 жыл бұрын
They are the D'BARI and who the fuck knows what that hack did to them
@youwhoknowknewnot2876
@youwhoknowknewnot2876 5 жыл бұрын
It was pretty much Game of X-Men finale! 😳 😢
@HoloShaii
@HoloShaii 5 жыл бұрын
The way joe just can't hold back his laughter at 19:42 is so great :'D
@egeorgiades93
@egeorgiades93 5 жыл бұрын
Origins: Wolverine > Dark Phoenix
@Maru7en
@Maru7en 5 жыл бұрын
Haaa I was thinking that too, interesting how previously bad things are getting out-done these days somehow...
@Cybeldar
@Cybeldar 5 жыл бұрын
Best thing about Origins:Wolverine was it really lit a fire in Ryan Reynolds to make a good Deadpool.
@egeorgiades93
@egeorgiades93 5 жыл бұрын
TPJ Gaming Exactly. At least Origins gave us Deadpool the Movie which is Phenomenal. Dark Phoenix was simply terrible.
@colinbovenkamp468
@colinbovenkamp468 5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit Joe at 20:00 I was literally crying of laughter.
@cavecanem1741
@cavecanem1741 5 жыл бұрын
"knock knock" *Who's there?* "Interrupting Joe" *Interrupting Joe w..* "THEY FUCKED IT UP!"
@MagicalQuestAdventures
@MagicalQuestAdventures 5 жыл бұрын
Dark Phoenix has the Game of Throne Effect subverting expectations lol
@codydoodles2
@codydoodles2 5 жыл бұрын
Joes laugh is so contagious 19:42
@hossenfepher1250
@hossenfepher1250 5 жыл бұрын
What?!? joe... you see a pattern? Holy crap
@ashiaku9864
@ashiaku9864 5 жыл бұрын
Can we please remember that the setting for the movie was in the 90’s and nothing about it screamed 90’s. Dazzler was singing modern music, they were wearing modern clothes, modern haircuts. They might as well have pulled out an iPhone and tracked Jean down with Share Location
@Wh0isTh3D0ct0r
@Wh0isTh3D0ct0r 4 жыл бұрын
The surest sign that this movie's villain was unbelievably bad is that they keep referring to her as just "the white-haired lady."
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