When he mentioned ferrets, I thought he was going to talk about how females in heat will die if they don’t mate.

Shark police: stop you're getting pulled over Shark: wait a minute Shark:*dies*

That description of a kite made from someone’s own organs doesn’t sound out of place as a circle of hell in Dante’s Inferno.

The sloth isn't the only one, apparently sea anemones are animals, some can even move, and it is terrifying

One thing I really love about your videos is, that I can watch them in 144p to save data on my phone and don't miss anything

Sam: **Minding his own business** Uncle Harvey: “ If a shark stops swimming it *DIES* ”

The fact sloths used to be giant herbivores who could kill almost anything in their environment before they just quit and decided to go into the trees and become one of the slowest animals is questionable yet unique.

As a wise man once said.... "HELP I CANT SHIT NO MORE"

Loudest sounds known to humanity: 5. Baby crying on the plane 4. THX intro 3. Atomic bomb 2. Star collapsing into a black hole 1. Sam O'Nella intro

I made my mom watch this and now she won't stop watching Sam O' Nella videos. I haven't eaten in 2 days.

"HELP, I CANT SHIT NO MORE!" Me: Suffocates from laughter

Fun fact: nurse sharks are actually able to breath normally without moving, so you can often find them just sitting on the bottom of coral reefs.

"The sloth is the only member of the animal kingdom who was brave enough to say alright, I made the wrong choice here." cries in coral*

HELP I CANT SHIT NO MORE

When he mentioned sloths I thought he was going to mention that they shit once a week and it’s like childbirth for them, there’s so much. They don’t do it very often because there are predators on the ground where they do it, and they just can’t let it drop from the tree I guess.

I think there was a miscommunication when Sam was doing the reasearch on sloths. The whole "starved on a full stomach" isn't because it takes them so much energy to digest leaves. It has more to do with their gut bacteria, which are highly specialized. Sloths eat basically nothing but the leaves that are their absolute favorites, which, much like your sedentary human, is a very very small selection. So their gut bacteria are extremely specialized to digest ONLY THOSE LEAVES. If a sloth has only been eating leaves from one type of one kind of fruit tree, if you take that sloth into captivity, it'll eat when its hungry, but its gut won't be able to digest or gain nutrients from the incorrect type of leaves. Sloths are actually really hard to preserve in captivity for this reason, and often times "starve on a full stomach" because the scientists didn't observe what leaves it was eating prior to capture. I think sam has misconstrued that as evidence that sloths are stupendously weak animals capable of dying from the effort of digestion, which isn't true. Sloths ARE slow because they're weak, but not in the way you might think. Their physiology has made many sacrifices to be capable of surviving solely on leaves- namely because no matter how big your stomach is, leaves just don't have a lot of nutrients in them. So instead of getting huge and developing (what would be efficient at THAT size) a cow's four-chambered stomach, they opted to just skip arm day instead. And leg day. And abs day. Sloths are relatively incapable of building up what would be considered in most animals "normal amounts of locomotion-related muscle mass" as well as developing an extremely slow metabolism so that the leaves have time to be digested thoroughly enough to provide enough nutrients (again, leaves have almost nothing to them) before becoming emaciated. Sloths just skip the whole "starving to death" thing by being super emaciated in the first place, their bodies already in self-preservation weakened states. They've become adapted to that lifestyle to the point that it's necessary for them to thrive. I don't have this information by my own logic or anything, I have it from scientific essays written by people who did the research themselves, with actual labs and actual sloths. Basically I read. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk, and have a good night.

Sloths are the Italy of the animal kingdom, Changing teams as soon as things get rough

"In fact, ferrets are probably the easiest animal to clog in the world."

Fun fact this shows up when you look up “Five gum, stimulate your senses”

Animal weaknesses: *something related to its morphological issues that aren’t too pressing and something that is usually avoided* Human weaknesses: depression, stress, existential dread, phobias, allergies, obesity, dug addiction, minor cuts and abrasions on our thin skin, sun burn, falling down stairs, falling down hill, just generally falling down, rampant STDs and other diseases, being alone, being with someone, being with more than one person, having too little money, ingrown nails, genetic issues, poor eyesight, arthritis, wars, riots, bothering with the wrong crowd, lego bricks, diabeetus and Black Friday sales

Kangaroos can't jump if you hold their tails up. Cows can't walk down stairs. Crocodiles can't stick their tongues out. Butterflies taste with their feet. Elephants can't jump. Birds can't eat without gravity. Zebras can't sleep alone. Sloths are better at swimming than moving on land. Keep 'em coming.

Why has this channel not blown up yet? honestly.

“How it feels to chew five gum.” *HELP I CANT SHIT NO MORE* “Five gum, Stimulate your ferrets.”

sharks when they stop moving: *mY LUNGS-A WHEEZIN'*

polecat= cat that is good at pole dancing

Fun fact: German Name for sloth ist Faultier wich means litterally lazy animal.

I just noticed his name sounds like “salmonella”. Why didn’t I notice this before

Fun fact: mushrooms are more closely related to animals than to plants

*_STIMULATE YOUR FERRETS_*

"HELP I CAN'T SHIT NO MORE!!!!"

"the animal is just takin a nap" on the ground with his stomach and lungs out of his body while bleeding but he is just fine!

As someone who owns ferrets I can say it's pretty difficult for them to get constipated, yes, easier than a dog, but those beasts are basically goats. We've only had one of our ferrets get constipated (ever), turns out they accidentally ate some fabric. Apparently the ferret was able to throw up most of the fabric, he literally was able to vomit on his ceiling. After that he did a poop and the rest came out. Guess we were lucky.

"Stimulate your ferrets" is right. Did you know that female ferrets never leave heat once started unless they are impregnated? It gets so bad that their immune system eventually shuts down and they die. There is a simple way to stave off this problem until such time as you can either have them spayed or bred: lube up a q-tip (water based) and "stimulate" your ferret.

I think you mean nerfs given by God because these animals were too OP

"ferrets are probably the easiest to clog animal in the world" is a sentence I didn't think I'd hear this morning

prepare for a lawsuit from 5 gum

I think an interesting video would be dumbest things done by WW1 generals. Trust me, there is a lot of material

“sad, slow, sloth stomachs spend so” mega alliteration

"This will make you run fast" "Heck" Don't know why that part made me laugh so hard lol

HOW IT FEELS TO CHEW FIVE GUM "Help I can't shit no more!" FIVE GUM. STIMULATE YOUR FERRETS.

*E Α S I E S T T O C L O G A N I M A L S*

He really left when the world needed him most. 😔

I can't describe how much i absolutely love the way you draw sloths

I'm really likening this salmonella guy

*how it feels to chew 5 gum* H E L P I C A N T S H I T N O M O R E! *5 gum* *stimulate your ferrets*

also for the ferrets I'm surprised you didn't bring up adrenal disease, something that's fairly common in fixed ferrets. it's a scary thing- the ferrets are no longer able to absorb calories from the food they eat, so they're pretty much starving. they lose fur, weight. there's two options to fix the issue, but there's no cure- they can go through a life threatening surgery to permanently fix the issue, or they can get a device implanted just under their skin to help their body absorb calories better. I opted for the device. it costs about $250 per ferret (I have two and they both needed the device. my younger ferret wasn't as bad off as my older one, but he still has the disease) and it needs to be replaced every six months.

That 5 gum part had me laughing in class. my teacher didn't even know why I was laughing or what it was about but she also started laughing too. lol

The video starts at 3:35 Turn up your volume it’s a bit quiet though

new 5 gum constipate your ferrets

as a ferret owner this is true, mine ate one of my dogs food and it got stuck. we got it out somehow and he then proceeded to act like nothing happened. Needless to say, he never ate any small objects like that again.. but he did burn his whiskers by poking his nose into the fireplace which was still warm from last night, he escaped out house for 2 nights and came back with a chipped tooth, and jumped out of the 2nd floor window and then ran to the front door and began scratching to get in

"The sloth is the one member of the animal kingdom who was brave enough to say mobility is overrated" Corals, oysters, mussels, barnacles, sponges, tubeworms, sea squirts, cochineals, rotifers, and scale insects: "Am I a joke to you?"

The Etruscan Shrew has such a high metabolism that if it doesn't eat within 4 hours of a previous meal it will starve. Also it has a bpm of 1500, or 26 bps.

One of my ferrets unfortunately had a blockage and I will confirm.. it did indeed cost $1,000.

ok guys time for my annual rewatch of every single video that this dude has made

That last part was pure gold, I burst out laughing once he said "stimulate your ferrets"

as a Polish person I must say, the ferret thing made me laugh so hard xDDD

during a shark attack Most people: *get out of water* Me, an intellectual: *stands still, cause to eat me, it’ll have to stop.*

TLDR: ADHD was cool in the wild, until the evolution of anti-med dads causing their kids to intentionally form depression, anxiety, RSD, etc. Fun fact: ADHD is an evolution that was made to help with hunting. Stimulation issues were so people were always on the move, looking for more prey, shelter, or water. The extra energy was to help scare off predators or rival tribes. Hyperfocus and hypofocus were... well hyperfocus and hypofocus. There were even studies done in two modern tribes, one nomadic and one fixed (no clue why the word is so we're using "fixed"). People with ADHD had a much better time in the nomadic tribe, while they had a damn lot of trouble in the fixed tribe. Today, ADHD doesn't really do much for you other than make you memorize every bit of lore from that one series you just can't take your mind off of; sleep from about 2 am to 5 am; learn random things like cryptography, how to properly and legally commit cannibalism, and the entire field of math that is game theory; and develop various mental illnesses (depression, anxiety, maladaptive daydream disorder, RSD, etc). If anyone has any more questions about how ADHD has changed from an evolutionary revolution to the worst part of many untreated or undiagnosed teens' lives, feel free to ask. I promise, with all the bs my undereducated extended family ask me, nothing you say or ask will come off as insensitive or ignorant.

Also: Ferrets love slightly cooked pumpkin flesh, apparently the unspiced canned pumpkin pie filling is something ferrets love so much that it's often given to them as a home remedy for being clogged or food poisoning (as ferrets can't vomit). They're allergic to the spices of pumpkin spice, though, so definitely don't feed them that.

3:27 One of my ferrets died from eating a small bean a few months ago. Well, I'm sad again.

You know how a dachshund is a wiener dog? Introducing the ferret, the wiener cat.

He says the sloth is half plant but what about jellyfish. They're basically flesh plants floating in the sea

I am the owner of two ferrets so I feel I am qualified to give them a new name. I’ve consistently called my ferrets Noodle Rats because it fits better than pole cats.

*How it feels to chew 5 gum* HALP I CAN'T SHIT NO MORE!!!1!!11! *5 gum: stimulate your ferrets*

HELP I CAN'T SHIT NO MORE

I learn so much from these videos in such a short amount of time, and somehow my tiny brain retains it all. Amazing work, you have godlike powers, i miss you sam 🤘😭

"how it feels to chew 5 gum HELP I CAN'T SHIT NO MORE 5 gum stimulate your ferrets"

stimulate your ferrets

These videos are really good. I hope you don't start focusing on youtube drama like a certain other "Zero Punctuation-styled" channel. *cough*GradeAunderA*cough*

Watched all your videos in one sitting, was going through a hard moment and saved me, thanks

"Five-gum... Stimulate your ferrets." This slayed me! I had to pause the video for like five minutes, just to laugh it off... And then I felt bad for laughing about it, because it's probably a very real problem...

Ferret:*eats literally anything* Also Ferret:cONstIpaTiON

So I've run out of Sam O'Nella videos and I've come to complain. Who's with me?

I'm just here rewatching the Sam O'Nella catalog. For the 40th time. Life feels empty without new Sam O'Nella videos....

My Friend: Why are you watching a video about animal weaknesses? Me: *You have no idea how evil a sloth can be*

"how it feels to chew 5 gum" "H E L P I C A N ' T S H I T N O M O R E ! ! ! ! !" "5 gum, stimulate your ferrets"

Intro: Classical music Outro: *H E L P I C A N T S H I T N O M O R E*

Humans: return to monke Sloths: return to plante Everything else: return to crabe

“HELP I CANT SHIT NO MORE!!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“The easiest to clog animal in the world” is a sentence I thought I’d never hear.

Fun fact about white sharks, they do stop. In areas where there are a strong currents to keep the water flowing past their gils

I am glad that I watched this particular video as I made my daily offering to my porcelain throne god, named Ralph. The 5 gum/polecat bit made me laugh til I shat. Your content is educational and hilarious. Thank you for what you do.

My love for Sam overlived a relationship and 2 jobs

This channel has a thing other documentary/history channels doesn't *BLOOD*

Stimulate your fucking ferrets, I'm dying!

"Stimulate your ferrets" 🤣🤣🤣 Probably one of the greatest Sam O'Nella Gags ever

Finally a Sam O Nella vid I haven’t seen

Fucking hilarity every time.

That was lovely as always, but I have to ask- how was it drawing that picture of a cat vomiting?

When you said pole cats, you should’ve had a picture of a cat stripper

'Stimulate your ferrets.' A suggestion I thought that I'd never hear. 😆

Me : watches the video Also me: *Stares at my ferrets for 2 hours straight*

“HELP I CANT SHIT NO MORE” this kids... is why Sam is the best

How it feels to chew 5 gum. "I thought this was a laxative m8"

I come back and see the past and see all the memories we made together. Will you ever come back sweet prince for I long for your warmth and the night grows ever colder.

3:35 I was eating a snack and saw this and legit almost started chocking. Still best scene

I told my science teacher to play this in class and she did 👁👄👁👉🏼👈🏼

“In fact ferrets are probably the easiest-to-clog animals in the world” -Sam O’Nella

1:54 proof Sam is a psychopath

A common weakness is B U L L E T S