@Super Ruler no no no, rotten dick jungles were worse

That's actually a good reason to become a pirate

Only reason I need to become pirate

wym thats the best part

About half this comment section is r/cursed comments.

*J u n g l e D i c k R o t*

@@DISTurbedwaffle918 *R o t t e n D i c k J u n g l e s*

Yea it's really the Rotten Dick Jungles that get you....

Dick sniffles

*D I C K S NU F F L E S*

The crew at the beginning of a Pirates movie is always larger than the crew at the end. I think like, what, 6 or 7 people are left at the end of the second one?

To be fair, jack knew how to fight with a sword, and so did most of his crew. To be extra fair, pirates irl weren't just dumbasses with sharp objects, they knew how to use said objects to a good degree. Now as for the shot being wasted on a deck hand if it was even able to shoot at the time, not sure.

@@walrusArmageddonINCLUDING TODD HOWARD

@@bigben9492STOP IGNORING ME

​@@NigerianCrusaderuh nuh uhhhhh

WHATS BUDWEISER MATEY

@@NigerianCrusaderpirate prison beer lol

I read they also drank beer because they didn't have enough clean water, which makes sense

@@njinlover I imagine it probably went something like this: "Water is cheap, but beer is also cheap, filling (the beer of those times was very thick), and gets us drunk, so lets just get the beer."

@@njinlover Most people on land drank alcohol for the same reason.

Underrate comment.

ahh an intellectual

OMG UR RIGHT

SAME WOTH BREAD

Me, an intellectual: haha.

I thought they have an orange tree in the ship And a very good cock with yellow hair

Cute avatar dude

@@MrSage0011 "cock"-! *...Well, I mean, you're not wrong.

@@ridiculiciousshit I wrote that??

I thought they fished or didn't even need to eat

That's weird, because Sam said you get scurvy from vitamin c deficiency while citrus are a source of vitamin c

@@Cha0tic_G00d yeah, the pirates made rum drinks with citrus while the Navy did not, so the Navy got scurvy more frequently

Navy sailors* Small nitpick but is one of my pet peeves anyway.

@@pressftopayrespects6325 well thank god you took time out of ur day to correct ME over one of YOUR pet peeves.

@@karelklos5483 No need to be harsh partner, just putting it out there that soldiers aren’t in any other military branches than the army.

TODD HOWARD DOESNT

Water from where? You are describing it as if they had plenty of non-salty water aboard a ship; probably what you say could apply to on land food, but hardly on a ship that aims to spend weeks or months in the sea. Water is way too precious to be wasted cooking.

​@@jonathanherrera9956 if the ship is low on water, you don't touch the salt pork, because it would make the crew thirsty and deplete the remaining barrels of water

@@jonathanherrera9956 Pirates don't need to spend months at sea. That's for merchants trying to cross oceans. Pirates can hang out near coastlines and refill their water often enough to be way less of an issue, and carrying excess water around to make the ship seem like a heavy, slow, harmless merchant ship was a good idea anyways. Being a pirate might have sucked, but it certainly wasn't nearly as bad as being in a legitimate navy.

How do you start a fire on a wooden ship? If they were going to cook you needed fire…

Also they took forever to reload so again it's just easier to grab another one and reload it after the fight is over.

They did Reaper Reload™ before it was cool.

@@ShiftdoesViolentRape Which is another reason why Reaper goes so well with a pirate skin

They weren't the first to do that. From what I know, dutch cavalry invented that strategy. Well, if you can call that a strategy.

@@Burn_Angel its a common sense lol.

Diseese

The seas=disease

Dioceanse

Can’t spell illiteracy without sea

Di-zee-z

Mine is Santas brother from elf bowling

What about Calico Jack and Charles Vane

@@selg865 Fck John Rackham, I preferred his wife Bonnie to be honest. Vane was not nearly as successful as Black Bart Roberts, but he did get some cred with his last words when they hung him, "Get on with it motherfckrs".

next thing ya know he's got the one piece

It really sucks actually...

Anyone care to elaborate?

@@arcle3853 in short, they didn't have many choices

If you like coding and work for a decent company, it's a lot of fun.

@@kevinlewis8420 Which is not easy.

Free terraria

Arrr Crunchyroll is blocked in my country

Go to Somalia then

@@iamnotafederalagent5552 thats not even correct IP formatting

free one piece with no ads :D

Weren't they war veterans? Iirc one of the reasons for the age of piracy was the lack of demand and excess of supply for soldiers. They had no more jobs and got all of these military equipment lying around, so...

Well If I were press hanged into service, I’d be like “fuck it” too. The goal would be to climb the ranks in the navy as fast as possible or turn pirate, pillage as much booty in as short time as possible and then retire before I’m killed

And the battles are probably quick as hell with many deaths within the first few minutes of fighting.

@@BlockImmigrants these battles could take hours or even days. Even though splinters were indeed very dangerous for the crew, the ship took barely any damage at all. "like throwing a biscuit" -Francois Massertie 1689

@@wujek7616who is francois massertie

ultrabrie ma’am that is my guide flee

Weevil

Sir that's my emotional support diseased rat

do not eat mr weevil or kill mr rat

Blevins

😂

Thank God I got my jungle dick rot vaccine when I was younger.

*yea*

Heh, it is!

s a m m y

“You want my treasure, you can have it!, I left everything I gathered together in one place. now, you just have to find it”

“And so, men set off to the Grand Line in pursuit of their dreams. The world has truly entered the Great Pirate Era!” Sorry if I misremembered anything, I tried quoting it from memory

I miss Sam's videos :(

the one piece, the one piece is real

"YOU WANT MY TREASURE? FIND IT! I'VE LEFT IT ALL IN ONE PLACE!!!"

How would the ports know who was a pirate and who wasn't?

They had stuff like passwords and records of known vetted captains, and if you weren't in the know, you were probably a pirate.

@@Chichichihuahua wrong time

Aye, the ship is ‘yer home once ‘ye learn the ways of the pirate

+ all the disadvantages of being a slave + all the disadvantages of being in prison, but each of those x10.

Sea robbers

oh dang

Dudes just got modernised

Tell your friend to drift a ride around Somalia.

I know a kid who doesn't think pirates exist. Just as mythical as unicorns to her.

Yeah, but they don’t really live like this anymore

Missed Captain Phillips did he? They have guns now.

Yeah good luck -_-

How do you know?

Personal experience

@@Cheeser_🤨

No actually. Homosexuality in piracy was no more frequent in piracy than it was throughout any point in history. Most pirates were religious, and as such, beat on anyone who participated in such acts.

​@@tangytango2749lets go!

Actually adobe dosent want you to pay,you learning adobe and maybe start working in industry gives them more profit,that tactic is so effective that in anime industry they are called industry standart

@@zhanucong4614 Then why is it so damn expensive?

@@gavinwilson5324 so that company has to pay big sums while newcomer's gett attached trough piracy

@@zhanucong4614 “adobe doesnt want you to pay” **adobe creative cloud costs $600**

BASED

You don't need much alcohol to keep water safe though. The drinking water was most likely very weakly alcoholic, like a very light beer.

@@Puckosar No, you straight up need hard liquors 40% or harder for it to be sterile.

@@pugfugly1989 40% and hard liquor? you better make the full hundred, pussy

Simplified Crypto STRAIGHT ETHANOL BITCH

Too true m8... wait, you meant on a microbial level... not an... emotional... ummm.

it’s still a thing???

@@junismith1791 yeah just bought a pack of hardtacks the other day

​@@junismith1791yeah, though they're packaged to be smaller squares, not huge ones.

@@thepeopleonthecouch2928 i can’t imagine the appeal to keep them around this long

I like them too, in my country they sell both salty and saltless ones, which we call "galletas de agua", and I eat them as recurrent snacks; many people think I'm crazy.

I am sure the pirates did a lot of sucking though. Seeing as they were real close with eatch other :)

Which one?

@@trap5449 the good one

*YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A CAR*

@@camygael YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A SHIP

Teagan T.V oh yea I remember being 13 and bleeding from my gums and losing a couple of teeth ‘twas good times

Dying though, that sucked ass.

@Eric Lee ?

@Eric Lee Uh ok then nvm

Miles Arroyo I’m 13 and that’s happening to me right now I just lost another tooth 😔

If you boiled sea water, you'd have to evaporate it and then have it condense in another container in order to get the salt out. I'm not sure if ships at the time had that type of ability.

Same 🤣

it was humor?

Alguien De Internet no it was drama-._-.

Alguien De Internet yes

Who is sam?

I thought they buried loot they found from ships and towns that they raided so they could go loot more and sometimes pirates would return to those sites that were buried to collect the booty.

@@euboean3079and also probably steal loot some other pirate buried

Finding treasure comes when you're trying to steal someone else's loot! Were you not paying attention in pirate school?!

Funny enough most pirates did not burry treasure. They went to the bank.

Actually archeologists haven't found any pirate treasure till today It's mostly a stereotypes based on the book "Treasure Island" by Robert louis Stevenson who also drew the famous treasure map with his father. Because if the book was real ,we all know the boi won't survive an hour with any of these crewmates

THIS.

Weevil is weevil, lesser, greater, middling - makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary, the definition blurred. If I'm to choose between one weevil and another, I'd rather not choose at all.

Master and commander

Martin Cullen is that a geralt i smell

Jeffery Liggett you are a god.

No hot navigators either😔

No swordsman who have no sense of direction?

@@codycody6634 no more taekwondo chefs

No liars? Oh wait.....

If there’s no perverted cyborgs who constantly break into a dance routine, I don’t want to be a pirate

I mean... sake and vodka are ok.

The Film Freaks Holy shit i just got it

@@SealiioNahka Disturbed is a band and they have a (great) sing titled: Down With the Sickness

Ahahahahah omg i just got it

Omg yes

was worth it, cut off my hand and replaced it with a clothes hanger

@@heyimlithuanian1003 yar har jar ?

Imagine trying to reload a flintlock without two hands, or holding anything… sure you can go standby standby and hold big boxes but that’s kinda the only thing more you can do with a hook the without a hand

@@komorebi3555 I have two hook hands. It's pretty great. Thinking of hook feet next.

@@ImperialRonod After: Looks at knive, looks at hook on the table, then replaces head with a ho- *BOW DOWN TO ME MORTALS*

Lol u can’t cuz luffy will be pirate king

@@marin4442 I’m joyboy wdym lol

I think I'm fine with just being a lord personally.

I Will be The sniper in your ship.

@@axelpepen2642 good luck finding an accurate rifle

@Bryce citrus gives the proper nutrients

People and pirates?lol

@Bryce still not nearly as bad as if they had scurvy

@Bryce why are you lecturing like all the people reading this are pirates. Also I don’t think they would’ve cared about the quality of their teeth and who tf drinks tap water I’ve been poor but I’ve never sunk that low

@Bryce they were talking about pirates

This just sounds pathetic and sad.

Sounds like a blast. I'm in!

Fossils wouldn't go off due to a metal detector since they aren't made of metal. You might find some coins, though. Be sure you are on a public beach since the authorities might not take so kindly to it if you choose a private one.

@@a.c.forever5157You don’t need to have your limbs torn off in the middle of nowhere to have some fun.

@@BlockImmigrants you don’t need to RP as some degen pirate to have fun either.

the salesman saying he'll run the prison

Not if I get the one piece first

@@deanrobson6904 in your dreams

EHM, it's the pirate king. Not King of, more like a king upon. In other words, become the baddest ass there is that everyone would simply shit themselves just thinking about dueling you, including the government. Kind of like Kim Jong-un.

I am the pirate king, i've pirated many movies and games

fuck that guy tho for real

This sounds too necrophiliac

Was he related to Edward Teach (A.K.A. *Blackbeard* )?

@@grantorino2325 i prefer heavily inspired

@@grantorino2325 It’s about the anime “One Piece”. The real life pirate was Edward Teach. In the anime, he inspired two pirates Edward “Whitebeard” Newgate and Marshall D. Teach aka “Blackbeard”. While Whitebeard has his personality and I don’t know how to put it- maybe the word aura, the anime Blackbeard got his savagery and cunningness of a pirate from the actual Blackbeard. The anime Blackbeard said this quote. Hope this help.

​​@User what did he say that's not true? I've heard all these things he said before, granted he's not painting an accurate picture, he's saying all the bag things if being a pirate , hence the title.

@@TheRatsintheWalls Largely inaccurate video actually. The pirate diet was incredibly varied. Half of this video is myths.

Yeah I saw you actully comment on a comment :(

Justin Y. Burn in hell

Rip justin

HOW HOW HOW HOW YOU FCKING DEMON. GODDAMN EVERYWHERE.

Maybe its a bot?

You will never kill my dreams I will be a pirate if its the last thing I do

Well....at least their flags were cool

May i See your pantsu Yo ho Ho Ho

There's a scene in Master and Commander where one of the younger officers gets hit by a rather large splinter. It gets infected, and the doctor needs to amputate the kid's arm. No painkillers, no precise medical equipment, just some restraints to keep him from flailing around and a strap of leather to keep him from biting his own tongue off.

@@DictatorAtWill was about to comment about this scene too haha, love that film!

Yeah I don’t think the person who made this video is really comparing like for like here. There’s a lot of presentism going on. Yes, life sucked everywhere no matter what you were doing. Legal ships were even worse than pirate ships imo because sailors had no individual rights, merely a wage but not ownership in the venture, they would also get scurvy and die in battle. They also didn’t get any say in the running of the ship. Idk in what way this video thinks it’s making its point about pirate life sucking

Pirates moreso. - They would be turned away from any port that wasn't a free port. - They would be ruthlessly hunted by the most powerful navies on the planet. - Since pirate culture was lawless, said free ports were rarely safe and one always had to keep looking over their shoulder to avoid being stabbed or shot or robbed. Same with any life of crime, it's going to be harder than if one decided to remain within the bounds of the law.

@Luck Genuine Lightning I hope you understand that the word “implying” can be used in a normal, non-greentext sentence.

Yeah that's true but no one's exactly idolizing being a crewmate on one of his majesty's fine floating dungeons in the same way as buccaneering

@@bluntcabbage6042 Law-abiding sailors weren't much better off. They could make port in more places, sure, but those places could be just as violent at times, and common sailors made even less money than pirates and thus couldn't really enjoy their shore leave anyway. (If they even _got_ shore leave; many navy sailors were conscripts known as "pressed men" who were functionally slaves and were sometimes even chained to the ship to prevent them from escaping while in port.) For all the violence and misery of the pirate's life, at least they made good money (relatively speaking), they generally had a say in how their ships were run, and they could usually leave whenever they wanted without being pursued. None of these were true for law-abiding sailors. For those with a high tolerance for adversity, the potential benefits of piracy could easily outweigh the downsides; it was not an easy life, certainly, but it was potentially a profitable one. (Also, sailors of all kinds generally got more and better food than this video implies; one surviving Royal Navy ration specifies 7 lb hardtack, 4 lb salt beef, 2 lb salt pork , 2 pt peas, 1.5 pt oatmeal, 6 oz sugar, 6 oz butter, 12 oz cheese, and 7 gal beer, _per sailor per week._ Yes, each man was issued a gallon of beer a day. Pirates generally ate a bit worse, but not by that much depending on how successful they'd been recently; much of the "booty" pirates plundered from their victims consisted of food and other supplies, rather than gold or jewels.)

Sea of thieves reference

Best comment

TF2 reference?

@@fumothfan9 it's sea of theives

I read this as: you got killed by a "Karen" which was wired cus I thought Karen's just complained and not killed anyone.

This was 6 years ago

@@darkstardragon608 Lol

Not to mention you wouldn’t even look cool you would just look like some hobbo who got attacked by rats and didn’t have stuff to bandage the wounds

god why everyone in this comment section such a boomer

The eye patch isn't about losing eyes though. Seamen with two working eyes would wear eye patches so that one eye would be adjusted to the daylight above deck while the other eye would be immediately adjusted to the near-total darkness below deck.

Interesting!

@Big Daddy Uwu Im gen z

Oh god I didn’t catch that lol

Oh ah ah ah ah

@@subratr5807 oooh oooh

a comment

I can see inside the sickness the rising.....

no hes with the world govt

maybe thats why he disappeared, he's actually busy looking for the one piece rn

He's not wrong, hardtack sucks and I always get the ones with weevils in them

My like made your number of likes 666 * que evil laughter *

@@rimjhimdhusiya699 and mine made it 667 *evil_er laughter*

In an empty sea of an empty game no one plays of course 4 people is a fully operational crew.

*laughs in shrouded ghost*

@@Drums_of_Liberation this bro. Game is good but needs more action. They got to make it feel smooth like cod. Cod mw has really good movement and interface ui, whereas sea of thrives is shit bro. On controller it's so hard to aim, no aim assist and shitty ui. If they just made the combat a little bit more fucking intuitive then people would be playing it more. More people, more comp, better game. It's just not that fun to play. And all you earn are cosmetics. Oh look at me bro I'm a pirate legend. Who gives bro, game is shit

I tried playing sea of thieves it was boring no clear objective empty seas 0 players on my crew cause my friends don't even play it I dont even know what to do and I rarely find anyone

I read your comment as soon as he said that lone

@N5ZZ0 I...I...okay

@N5ZZ0 here 🥫

Not every pirate are that lucky.

Not to mention that scurvy wasn't that big a deal in the Caribbean, since the distance between islands isn't that big, and fruit is plentiful.

Sauce pls

One Piece is proof that being a pirate is fun

@@KinglyOle kzfaq.info/get/bejne/eNOTbLF3y87cZ2g.html

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There’s an actual disease called crotch rot, which is just athletes foot but on your balls and dick. I’m pretty sure the pirates actually had to deal with it

@@Sentient_Blob So, mother nature is into cbt?

AVAST YE SCURVY DOG!! Sir... captain... WHAT!!?! My gums are bleeding. No body cares!! And then crew die

@PessiOpt 9 ! One piece?

Now the we got scurvy song from sponge bob is terrifying

It also makes every wound you've ever had come back, because all your scar tissue dissolves!

Well supposedly real rum back then was pure fruit? So they should of gotten vitamin C from oranges/apples etc. If anything STDs killed their ass quicker. Then island hopped and rapped women and prostitutes 100% unprotected so after months/years of that with no cleansing? Yea their dicks fell off or they died slowly. Jus a thesis lol.

He fell asleep after the intro

Marines have entered the chat

*Pirate hunter Zoro joined the chat* "Oi, where did those idiots wander off to? Isn't this the straw hat crew chat?"

Luckily Franky made the Thousand Sunny so those issues are negated.

Thousand Sunny is kinda a yacht so they're fine

That would require eating magical fruit to gain superpowers. And because of JoJo's I know that there's even odds of said fruit petrifing me.

I wish I can get petrified by that magical fruit holder

YA YO YA YO

Agree

Just eat two devil fruits

Yeah lol, I'm 13 right now and I'm bleeding from my gums, XD

don't forget the b l o o d

Wow, hilarious it's so much funnier when you copy someone and say it, I just feel you nailed the delivery

@@meemo_bear bro I was talking about periods.

Church of VSCO p e r i o d

they should remake it to be historically accurate

wait are you talking about the show or actually below the deck

@@HoneydewBeach That took you 1 week to figure out?

​@@akosacs01 I need clarification. You were referring to the show, right?

“You feel something furry brush against you and it’s either the body of a diseased rat or the beard of your diseased crewmate, either way, it’s probably where the piss came from”

Most pirates can’t swim anyway, so whatever

So, drugs

@@funkytime69 no fruit

It be great if reality was like that but then deal with pirates that are probably assholes

chefs kiss reference

Like the german „vogelfrei“?

We call those "outlaws".

@@GunUDwnAt2nd outside the law

​@@peterk.2108 Sharp as a bullet

How has noone made a Free Bird joke in this reply thread yet.

What

slit fidget spinner dab bod mod an old Disney show had some kid pirates who made a “code of pirates” and one of the rules was “A pirate never takes other people’s property”

@@astronautindisguise okay well that was a retarded and out of nowhere comment to make as if i would know what it would mean

@@scumbagbenis8762 The comment wasn't directed at you specifically. Get out off here

God that show was horrible

I didn't realize that was what inspired those myths! That's sick in more ways than one.

D I C K R O T

Rotting dick jungles sounds bad 👎

The pirates would get down and dirty a *lot* and they weren't close-minded if you catch my drift.

J U N G L E D I C K R O T

I was waiting for this comment

You sure read some interesting books as a child

That’s brutal! How old were you when you read this?

Reminds me of the time I got a hold of some old history books at 9. Very graphic pictures. I’ve changed immensely since that incident.

I love animals and I own a rabbit Anyway since I learned my dad hunted rabbits I now know why I constantly like hugging bunnies *cause I don't want them to run away and get hunted*

That's barbaric! You got a spare copy?

which is why militaries regularly marched with beer or wine

I don't think the heat killed bacteria, I think it was the alcohol

@@saltysoysauce954 Both, boiling water at 65°C or 149°F kill bacteria.

@@hardxzun That aint boiling but I get what you mean

This is actually not true. DRINKING water conditions at this time were absolutely fine. It’s just all the other water that was all fucked up, but they didn’t drink that water

cheerful and loves the power of extreme violence

pirates now: free terraria

cheerful and loves the power of gayness

@@lettuce3036 fr

@@saidochar7198 yeah i pirated some games for free lol

I know, I've been searching a comment about it for almost 5 minutes and nothing

Are you Stricken with sadness though? I don't think that it would help to Open Your Eyes and search any more, so you may never see The Light :/

Because it's a dead joke

Ik i was trying to find a comment like that

im stricken because no one is pointing it out

Unless they paid you to assault spanish ships.

And?

Many pirates were privateers (state-sponsored pirates) so they were essentially payed to take gold from ships of enemy kingdoms. Became a huge problem when the New World was discovered because so many ships returned to Europe from the Americas and had a fuck ton of silver. England decided to hire privateers to loot these Spanish ships. A big reason why the armada attacked england

Noah Alban Privateering had more regulation then just being pirates. You needed a mark of a privateer (document of sort) to be legal and could only operate against the enemies of the nation you got the mark from. Luckily England was at war with Spain a lot. During peace time if these privateers continued then they were pirates and could be executed. Many pirates were privateers first then pirates as they wanted to continue making mad cash and not share it with their employers.

@@noahalban6384 Yeah I feel like that's mainly the reason why they're romanticized a lot, despite being basically thieves and murderers. Had most pirates been Spanish ones attacking the English, I think the way they'd be viewed today would be very different.