That's not a face reveal its just a random video of a kid flipping his fedora, check the description ffs

Live like a poor man out of fear of having to live like a poor man.

Fun fact: Lady Tempest tended to him on his deathbed and he in turn made her the sole heir of his fortune. In the long run, it is good to have misers as friends.

Just to be clear, 1 shilling in Dan’s lifetime is equal to 8 pounds, or 9.60 dollars in 2022. So lady tempest got him to buy the equivalent of a 10 buck cap from Walmart, & he sold it for 14 bucks.

This man is literally the definition of “you gotta act poor to stay rich”

"teeth are just tiny mouth hooves" Thats the first and last time in history that phrase shall be used

This guys life wasn’t rags to riches, it was rags and riches.

Damn it, Daniel, there was a whole ass verse about eating unrefrigerated pies in Dumb Ways to Die, weren't you paying attention to the lyrics?

His life is like when you play through a game, saving up all the good and powerful weapons, but end up beating the game without ever using them.

This man is the definition of saving all your health potions for "when you really need it" but then you beat the game after never using any of them

*arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf* "That's right, make his children watch"

There's also a story of intruders coming to rob him and his old man body just completely wrecking them

"What would we do if a lawyer were to come along?" *the most cursed dog noises ever* "That's right, and make his children watch!"

>Sponsors a video about being a cheapskate

3:45 "who needs refrigeration if it's already rancid?" -people inventing fermentation, probably

Me being older than his hat: *dancing*

4:23 Your chances of getting murdered by a dog named bob are low, but never zero…

Did he just spend the entire video setting up the "Are we human, or are we dancer" joke

You didn't even mention the best part of Dancer's story. He was so paranoid about being robbed that he boarded up the lower level of his house and used a ladder through a second story window to get in and out. One night, a gang of thieves decided to rob him and after getting in through that window expecting him to be asleep, found him very much awake as he as so paranoid that he stayed up guarding the window. Apparently only a few of them left his estate and no one knows what happened to the rest.

I know a guy in the same league as this Dancer guy. Former coworker of mine was raking in at least $80k and was living in a basement room, only charged his phone at work (to save on his power bill), he wouldn’t buy toilet paper, napkins, coffee filters, creamers, or pretty much anything he could snatch for free at work. The mere memory of it makes me gag a little bit.

5:18 is the best sam o nella clip ever imo

5:21 "Half of you at 14 years old" Me, a 28 year old: "Oh, I get it. HALF of me is 14 years old."

This guy is on Diogenes' wavelength.

I like how in some contexts, that patchwork of random shit clothes would make for an extremely badass character design, but when it happens in real life it’s like “oh yeah, it’s just gross”

"Fun" fact - the Los Angeles Cafe shown at 0:48 is actually an old restaurant in Wales that used to be just down the road from me. It's been closed and been replaced by a Pizzeria (4 Pen-Y-Lan Rd, Cardiff, Wales). Blew my small Welsh mind when I noticed that.

"Teeth are just tiny mouth hooves" -Sam O'Nella Academy

He’s like Diogenes: minimize material wealth. But unlike Diogenes: maximize liquid wealth

Why is no one speaking of the fuckin ufo that landed outside of sams house? Edit:time stamp 5:54

6:07 Well, That Aged Well

*K N O W L E D G E*

"are we human or are we dancer" I CANT ITS TOO GOOD

Daniel Dancer was just to stubborn to die as he was too spend his money. Glad Sam’s back.

He lived a long life because he stayed away from people. Smart man.

Black Cat: *exists* Edgar Allan Poe Protagonist: 5:29

are we human? ...or are we dancer?

5:20 i have never been so offended by something i totally agree with.

5:06 *proceeds to destroy physics and geometry*

Samonella more like monthly dose of raw chicken

Don't forget that the man punched and beat up wild dogs to steal the bone marrow from the bones the were chewing on, truly an inspiration for the ages

My video froze after the cat meow, and I sat still for a solid minute or two, thinking it was an extended bit 😂

I love how at the end he has to look back at the link while he’s doing his pitch

Can't believe in the 1700's they already named a dog 'Bob'.

"And what would we do if a lawyer came here?" "Huh ruh ruh ruh, huh buh bu hu buh bu huh, hub eh bah buh hu." "That's right, and in front of all his children tooo!"

3:00 You know the roast is lit when Sam claims he couldn't top it.

4:17 I love how the dog’s right eye floats outside the bounds of his head

Somehow I found the fact that he bought a pair of secondhand black stockings for his sister’s funeral pretty touching.

That pun at the end took ten years off my life.

"Older than half if you at 14 years old" Cool now stop spying on me please

That last joke was a real killer.

"You know what else is more valuable then money?" *"RAiD sHaDOw lEGenDs iS A MUltIpLaYEr oNLinE mOBilE rPG."*

I just became a guaranteed life long fan thanks to the NOFX reference. That song has been a kinda personal anthem for the last twenty or so years for me and just listened to it earlier today. Well played sir

4:47 hand grenades did exist back then they were mainly used in ships when boarding. They were small bombs that looked like this 💣

Are we human, or are we dancer, my meat is rancid, my hat is old

Are we human, or are we ＤＡＮＣＥＲ ?

I love nothing more than gettin booted n rewatching old samonella vids

are we human? or are we dancer? my money is vital my vaults are full and I’m on my knees looking for a penny are we human, or are we dancer

Me:Sunday oh sh... *Sam o nella makes a video* Me: alright

The 14 year old joke is surprisingly accurate

dancer is the living definition of “act broke to stay rich”

I think this one is the most chaotic of all your videos and i love it

5:30 When you find the guy who swore on your Christian Minecraft server

Look out, Pixar, there’s a new animator on the loose.

After Dancer died, he left his estate to Lady Tempest because she was the one who tended to him on his deathbed. Unfortunately, she died a few months later presumably due to an illness contacted from Dancer and so Dancer's fortune went to Lady Tempest's brother.

"WHAT!? I-IM NOT!! Y-DONT!!" *SMACK* "myeow " " Y O U "

When Sam o Nella uploads: That was very cash money of you.

"arguably edible meat" is a fantastic sentence

"lookin like a dementia patients sewing circle" LMAOOOOO

That joke about are we human or are we dancer still makes me smile. I love the killers and that song is my favorite. Thanks Sam, now come back from ur exile

This is the most entertaining channel I've stumbled upon in a long time

Would be cool if you made a video talking about the most unusual forms of execution.

"arguably edible" is my new favorite line

Julius would be proud of this man "That's 10 shillings worth of rancid meat" 🤣

"Are we human, or are we Dancer?" I don't know whether to be proud or disappointed.

So are you telling me I can live up to almost 80 years old by isolating myself, not bathing and eating raw meat? Not even getting dementia? Good thing I already do all that.

I loved the nofx drop! Arguably their best song too!

I'm watching this after a night of Hennessy and I feel better. Thank you, Sam.

Jesus, why do I even take showers anymore.

*but did he ever use a fork to save milk when he ate cereal*

I love the way he advertised skillshare in this video for the little gag where he had to turn around to double check the link to the website.

The car audio had me dying

Ah... Time for my brain to be lovingly fondled by another episode of Sam O'Nella.

“ After his untimely nubbin’ “ Is something I will be saying very often from now on for no reason thank you very much

0:24 any true scrooge mcduck fan would know that the top hat was part of a suit made for mcduck for free, that he later sold for a profit those glasses were paid by his sisters because he refused to pay for them the chair was a restaurants chair at a business meeting mcduck attended, and ran away before the check came checkmate sam

That salvaged clothing that he wore could've made it in Kayne's clothing line

5:30 I just fucking LOVE how he doesn't even explain or mention this part after its completion.

the last joke got me laughing in public thanks sam

Just now understood the linoleum reference. You have good music taste Sam.

I’m just imagining some random person saying; “Jokes on you, i DoN’t HaVe EyEbRoWeS!”

“A good pile of arguably edible meat”

Everyone is going on about the "Are we human or are we Dancer?" and meanwhile I'm reveling in the Green Day pun. "Only really counts in horseshoes and hand grenades."

Love the music references. Good music btw. Makes me like you even mORE

Money: "hold me closer Daniel dancer" Daniel: *shits the bed*

That audio regarding the car outside your home was completely random and funny.

The best vids on yt🙏🏻💯

6:36 I get the urge to ask people this all the time and that song has been stuck in my head all day life is a simulation

*Collab with me and I’ll feed your grandpa!*

For a sec I thought I graduated Sam O’Nella Academy then he posted... welp

The 14 year old joke cracks my shit up every time

That knowledge scared me hahahaha it was so loud

no one: skillshare: did someone say educational youtube channel