thanks i just fixed it

In regards to Yoda, to make the duel between him and Palpatine have a bit more impact, I would have had Yoda not need to use a cane in Episode 1 and 2. It's then in _this_ fight that he gets injured in the leg from his fall, and that's why he leaves the fight and explaining his usage of the cane in Empire.

@@victorjechart2179 perhaps

@@anomalyinc3239 what about his sequels video?

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Don't you mean boba fett?

And then he said Dooku wasn't a threat, like Dooku didn't dismember and shit on the chosen one, one shot Obi-Wan and go toe to toe with Yoda 😂😂😂 Now that I think about it, even though Vader's my favorite, everything I just listed was more credible than any of Vader's fights we saw in the OT. Pushing around an elderly OB1 and toying with a barely a padawan Luke. Vader doesn't even fight a full fledged experienced Jedi in their prime in the original trilogy.

Don't you mean Kylo Ren.

Even his father was more of a threat than he was.

@@christianyttrie5764 Captain phasma

For the love of all things proper & right! Please animate this!

@@TheMrPeteChannel Anomlys friend could voice cosmonaut in the animation

More like: "Well then you are stupid!"

Ah I see you’re a man of intelligence as well

Lol nice one.🤗

Psht.... he was an actual Nazi Killing WWII Commando... he doesnt need no pussy ass saber when he has hands.... Seriously look up the clip of him correcting Peter Jackson on the sound a man makes when you stab him in the back. It happened during filming of Return of the King Since he was Ian Fleming's cousin, he could very well be the real life James Bond

@@herrikudo He actually met the author of LOTRs so bringing him on was a great call.

@@Bluesonofman Lee was childhood friends with his son

Them's fightin' words ma nigkv

How can he grab anything he doesn’t have hands thanks to anakin

Captain Phasma is just as bad too, but it makes sense considering she was marketed as _the next Boba fett_ 😂

sikid4000 Can’t even days he wasn’t a threat, he nearly kills Anakin and Obi-Wan, and even stalemated Yoda.

@Javin Newell Jango > Boba

You did the rhyme, now it's bad rap time

Yeah, because defeating both Obi-Wab abd Anakin with ease and fighting with Yoda on even conditions is not threatening at all.

oh shit that wouldve been perfect, i gotta start collabbing with ppl

@@anomalyinc3239 I mean they thought the plans were so interesting they made a 2 hour feature film but the Battle of Coruscant could only afford a 40 minute animated TV short. Someone's priorities are out of whack and I'm willing to say it's Cosmonaut.

To be fair, that's not an issue because it gives you a starting point as opposed to skipping anything. The crawl created the possibility for that movie to be written and explored much more. For example "The dead speak" from The Rise of Skywalker takes us from not having a Sith presence outside of Kylo Ren, to a long dead villain actually not being dead. Taking us from 8 to 9

@@animelytical8354 That's fair. I just think you could say the same about each of the movies for openings. It's just that the kidnapping of Chancellor Palpatine feel like a natural progression of what was expressed earlier.

It's technically not off screen. Different media. The better version of clone wars showed his kidnapping.

Kat Phasma’s just as bad as Holdo At least Holdo had a stake in the plot, only thing Phasma was good for was..... actually I can’t think of what she was good for 🤷🏼‍♂️ Who knows maybe in a book somewhere it makes her a total badass, which is an even bigger disservice to her wasted character.

Snook: am I a joke to you 😂

@@Fi_Sci_ she was good for selling toys that's about it

@@Fi_Sci_ And she was played up SO MUCH

@@king201023 Snook?

RLM: Also the king of malicious skits

the comparison is insulting honestly . The guy singlehandedly created a galactic level faction in less than 10 years .

I'll take one step further; he was more of a threat than Darth Vader ever was, UNLESS we count Darth Vader from the prequels, where he was actually able to accomplish something (wiping out the entire Jedi order).

@@TheStraightestWhitest Well funnily enough if we follow the logic of cosmonaut variety to the OT , yes .

​@@TheStraightestWhitest Dooku could use Force Lightning. That alone makes him superior to Vader because Force Lightning is basically Vader's kryptonite. If Vader had beaten Obi-Wan on Mustafar, he would have become far more powerful than Dooku but his arrogance and foolishness caused him to waste his potential. Obi-Wan beat Vader because he was smarter, not because he was a better fighter.

Dooku, one of the most powerful and intelligent Jedi, simply disagrees with the Republic and wants something more efficient. It's easier to be empathetic with his cause and he got together a collaboration of systems to challenge the Republic. Vader who most people views as the most powerful villain in all cinema, has his power merely because Sideous gave it to him. Otherwise he would be a washed out failed Jedi with no influence much like Maul became. Dooku is the boss, he just became slow in his age and lost his hands, and head to an emotional teenager.

DOOM GUY You see a demon, you kill it

Because he wants to cry over the fact that people like the prequels but hate his precious shitty sequels.

Must punchable voice on KZfaq.

How come that you personally hate and insult people just because they disagree with you about a movie.

@The Infamous And brain dead idiots and SJWs and feminazis in the sequel community

@The Infamous There's a difference between passion and hate. Also, there are (sadly) still many people who hate George Lucas and the Prequels for whatever reasons. Also, how do you think the Prequel defenders felt, huh? After hearing all the hate for George Lucas by people who had no idea what they were talking about, and other people believing what they said, some Prequel defenders got tired of all the nonsense, and nobody even wanted to listen to them. You're just being a hypocrite. First you attack Prequel fans, saying everyone who prefers those movies over the Sequels are 'child idiot's'. Then you claim everyone who doesn't like the Sequels is an idiot, and now you are whining that YOU are tired of the hate?

They think that winning is the sole purpose of argumentation, ergo anything that allows them to tear down their opponent is acceptable. It doesn't matter if an argument they use is contradicted by another argument, just as long as they win. There's no principles, no consistency, none of that matters...

Nah he's a damn hypocrite, he bitches that The Prequels aren't 'simple' yet wants goddamn in depth details on what's going on. And his smug attitude doesn't help.

@@theduxabides9274 That kind of approach always goes sour if it's not presented with enough actual comedy. The Plinkett reviews, I honestly enjoy as a laugh, though it's shocking how many people really took those and ran with it like... *wow.* I don't take them seriously, and I get a laugh every time. Then on the other end you get a long, dry hatefuck from Cosmo here, who doesn't care how genuine his points are, or even couching his awful takes in some humour. He's coming across as that poindexter with horn-rims holding up his finger to contradict you, while he contradicts himself 😹 He's free to be wrong but he's just so, *aggressively* wrong, and I do hope at the end, he was just foolishly playing up some kinda persona cos otherwise, he's literally doing the Watching Movies Wrong™

@@viscountrainbows6452 Comedy certainly helps to distract from the problems in the videos, but I also think the audiences themselves play a role in it. The contradictions are obvious if you come at these videos with a critical eye, the issue being that RLM and Cosmo are preaching to the choir and don't have actually worry about being called on their BS, as their own audiences don't seem to care.

@infamous at least the prequels have good action scenes unlike your shitty sequel trilogy

There are times when I'm driving and wish I had buzzdroids to deal with asshole drivers.

TheDuxAbides I also come to love the way Obi Wans and Anakins fighting style difference themselves from eachother. While Obi Wan’s style is more elegant, calm and protective, Anakin’s is more raw, aggressive and ugly (like when it shows that he is not holding back against Grievous guards and slices them on whenever he finds a spot.

@@J1O2C3K4E5S In Labyrinth of Evil, Mace Windu actually stated that an offensive fighting style like his wouldn't work against Grievous, and that only a defensive master like Obi-Wan would have a chance.

I don't really care if a robot has a gimmick

@@thatoneroyalguard7060 Said the Kaleesh Cyborg with Four-Arms; do I detect jealousy, General?

They are great examples of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

Its like some half-minded twat trying to explain why climate change isnt real to an actual scientist.

@@alexp6667 remember when everyone was worried about the polar ice caps melting? Or when they said the ozone layer was being depleted? Yeah. Eat shit.

@@alexp6667 scientists are the ones who dont panick about that lol, everybody knows that climate changes but it always changed and we wont have apocalypse in near future

@@Kubadaniels Yeah, but the world's not going to remain cool for much longer.

And the sequel trilogy ended on a sad depressing note, disguised as a high note.

@@Deuteromis "REY wHo?"

Dead Purple high note as in well made and a good movie

@@predatoreusfilms9992 I hope you are joking the Ep9 was well made, hard to tell.

Dead Purple it’s one thousand times better than last jedi

SpaceMan_ Spiff Why?

24:41 is basically how I feel about Cosmo regarding the prequels

Bested Obi-Wan comfortably, demolished Anakin Skywalker, and then stalemated Yoda before making a successful escape. He later again beat the shit out of Obi-Wan before finally getting bested by Anakin Skywalker (then called a 9/10 equal to Yoda and Sidious by the screenplay writer and choreographer of ROTS) while he himself was nearly aged 90. That's literally more than Darth Vader ever did in the films. But yeah apparently he's not a threatening antagonist, lmao!

Dooku played a large part in Anakin's turn to the dark side. Hell, he's the literal foreshadowing of what Anakin becomes later. Marcus makes no sense lol

Adam Wasiura I’m sorry what ?

Adam Wasiura I didn't realize sizeable chunks of the trilogy were fake. Source?

ＮＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＩＬ. Cosmonaut Variety Hour is talking shit about the Prequels again... kick his ass...

@Adam Wasiura Note I said disingenous, because that's all Cosmonaut's video amounts to - disingenous rhetoric without the ability to form cohesive arguments that are thoroughly debunked in this very video series. Instead of adding to that rhetoric by just repeating "hurr durr prequels are garbage child movies", I advise you make actual arguments to support this and go against Anomaly's arguments within the video rather than saying something completely vapid. Of course, doing so would have required you to have watched the 5 part video series rather than blindly defending someone for bashing the prequels, something that it's apparent you're doing from your empty words. For what elements you can criticise the prequels for, Cosmonaut did an absolutely terrible job by picking the points easiest to debunk and weakening his stance by saying "I don't need to explain this" (because he lacks any original thought).

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@@choueriito2548 cosmonaut did make cohesive arguments. this guy just replied with “ur wrong, and ur opinion is wrong, and everyone loves this movie, and u suck, and um um u are wrong”

@@cobandtux7258 You could not make it more obvious that you either didn't watch or pay attention to the video. Anomaly made clear points debunking the typical prequel detractor rhetoric that Cosmonaut spouted, which is pathetically easy to do. Furthermore, if that was what Anomaly's argument amount to (which is factually incorrect), actually provide arguments against what Anomaly says (and to him at that) rather than essentially spout an unironic "No U" which at best shows you didn't actually watch the video and at worst shows you to be disingenuous.

Im looking forward to the next video

brave but foolish

Anomaly: "Admit you were wrong, Cosmonaut. No need to make a mess of things in front of the viewers."

Plo Koon said that?

@@vanishingumbreon7615 Count Dooku

Anyone who likes The Farce Engorges but hates the prequels doesn't understand what makes good Star Wars.

@G I don't like the fact that he's a prequel hater, but his rants on the sequels are fucking hilarious.

So he can't have an opinion?

@@theguy34196 You can ask Cosmonut the same thing...

@@mr.barcode3186 If your trying to gatekeep star wars of all things maybe you're the one who doesn't understand it

To Cosmo's (very, very little) credit, he doesn't like Rose Tico either.

Mr. Barcode Well then he should have picked her considering she seems like the kind of character he would love to Smash since she clearly is a stupid character for real compared to Dooku.

yeah that was very much planned ahahah

​@@anomalyinc3239"If I had a nickel for every time Christopher Lee played the secondary antagonist in a grand fantasy epic and was killed off with one hit I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice right?"

@Jimb0 I just roll my eyes when people complain how he was making money off his own creation.

@Jimb0 I'm basically a Gen 1 Star Wars fan, but to get technical, I'm a Gen 1. Gen 1 are the fans who saw 4-6 when they were teens to young adults. I was born in the early 80s and knew about Star Wars, but didn't full get into them until the revival in the 90s. But yeah it's funny how the purists forget all the merchandise from the Originals. There are tones of commercials showing some of the ridiculous crap that had the Star Wars brand. (Underoos for example. Thank god my parents never bought that. Talk about a pedo's wet dream there.) Hell there was the Droids cartoon and the Ewoks kids show. It wasn't until Ep.6 Lucas really started marketing them to kids. One of the reasons Han Solo didn't end up dying was because he knew they would hurt toy sales. Did Lucas always kinda sell out? Yeah, but it was his own damn creation he has every right too. And yeah even when he did bank, he still gave a shit about the quality of Star Wars. Disney just turned it into a brand and now the franchise is suffering because they value profit over quality. I just now found out that Mickey Mouse isn't making them money anymore. Which is sadly hilarious given how much Disney has messed with copyright laws because of Mickey.

I only will openly point out that something is there to move merch (obviously it all is!) when it's so egregious and serves literally no plot purpose. Like, it shows up for 15 total seconds and is plotholed into irrelevance, but by gawd you know they have little molds going at the Taiwanese factories as we speak. Good stories and content will move merch all by itself, but Star Wars has gone as nuts as Dragon Ball, introducing bullshit just to sell a few new figures or meme shirts. But at least DB doesn't call you racist or sexist for saying it's a contrivance-riddled dick measuring contest so, there's that small mercy... as of yet😹

I'm fine with making cool things to sell toys as long as story comes first

Grapthar's Hebrew Hammer How was it when the video games came out? Like Super Star Wars, Shadows of the Empire, Dark Forces, Rogue Squadron and such? How were the sales compared to for example Battlefront 2 EA?

@@slanderman92 It was intentional, stupid. Lucas said so himself.

@@hiramsamedi2343 Right they all get upset that "Lucas killed Maul without building him up" George Lucas said in many interviews Darth Maul is "The Wylie Coyote of star wars" His "death" in TPM is literally shot exactly how Wylie's invention fails and before he goes off the cliff he has a "aw shit" expression leading to him falling down and the shot stays on him falling I don't get how prequel haters missed that

@@thepubknight6144 Damn, no wonder Maul's death was goofy. Once again, George was several steps ahead of everybody else.

​@@thepubknight6144prequel haters can't read and it led exactly to it's downfall with disney

@@thepubknight6144, well, they certainly built up Maul in The Clone Wars... so there's that.

Jimb0 there are all lot of dumb people

@Jimb0 ''Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.'' - George Carlin Cosmonaut and his followers in a nutshell.

Yes, Please It can surely be a foreshadowing of that, but I don’t think it is supposed to serve this purpose. At least I don’t think it needs to, because we already saw technological marvels far beyond « there exists cybernetics ». I mean, hell, if t was just that, Anakin having a cybernetic arm would be enough.

@@nathanjora7627 Yeah but burnt to near death + missing all your limbs is a little far. Luckily we're told by hints and revealed when Obi opens it up that there's a guy under there. I don't think it's entirely essential but it's a very clever and dynamic way to demonstrate it.

Yes, Please Eh, the fact that Grievous breaths, coughs and has organic eyes is enough to make us understand that Grievous isn’t a droid but a cyborg even if Obi Wan didn’t show us his lungs -_- And you misunderstood me, I’m not saying that Grievous’ existence won’t ease the viewer into accepting Anakin’s transformation. I’m just saying that 1) wether or not it will, considering how easy it should already be given what we saw (extremely advanced science+cybernetic limbs), it’s not really useful, because most of the work is already done by the setting and what happened to Anakin, and 2) wether or not Grievous is more needed than I think it is for the average viewer to understand and accept Anakin’s transformation, I don’t think his goal was to allow us to accept said transformation, but rather merely to foreshadow it and give a good pretext for Obi Wan and Anakin being split up, and Palpatine having to resign from office. And serve as an ultra cool opponent (though honestly I fail to see the « cowardice », and I would’ve preferred if he wasn’t supposed to be, given his legend background and the fact that SW doesn’t need more than one moustache twirling villains. Generally speaking it’s just a matter of taste, I think, but I don’t like villains being degraded like that, I think it lowers the stake and generally, such as in this case, for no good reason).

@@nathanjora7627 You will find it is you who are misunderstanding, about a great many things. I was talking about his coughing and real eyes when talking about "hints". I think it's pretty obvious but that's the point that you're definitely supposed to know. Similar to Sidious in the fireplace scene, you have almost definitely figured it out by now but just in case here's a huge tell. Also I wasn't insisting that it wasn't feasible given the technology we've seen, it's just people like Cosmonaut who don't think about it enough only to call it a plot hole. Also yes, Grievous has way more purposes than just what I said. Including pacing, foreshadowing, demonstrating the Clones, being a generally compelling character and more. I personally much prefer movie Grievous (he's extremely intelligent and charismatic in his own way) over new and old Clone Wars Grievous but I haven't read anything about him in Legends, I'll check it out.

There's also the fact that Grievous is a trap for the Jedi; by serving as a military leader on par with Dooku, by making trophies out of the lightsabers of the Jedi he kills, and by retreating when in defeat to draw the Jedi into a wild goose chase, he serves to distract the Jedi from the real danger in front of them: Darth Sidious. Mace and the Jedi only take action against Sidious AFTER Grievous has been killed and Palpatine and his Grand Army stand victorious, by which point the Jedi are too little, too late.

Well that is technically Obi-Wan talking, not Yoda. I'm sure he could've taken what he said and misconstrued it (unintentionally).

True but that just shows its not out of character for OG Jedi Masters like Yoda or Obi-Wan to tell someone they need to kill an enemy.

@@NoscoSays Definitely (Obi-Wan leaves to kill Vader in ANH). I'm just saying that Yoda specifically never said as much.

@@NoscoSays And thus it makes the Prequels 100% consistent with these characters. Killing is not above them.

@@TheStraightestWhitest exactly

thatll probs take me years

@@anomalyinc3239 Hahahahaha!!!

@@anomalyinc3239 like we're going anywhere?

@Brady Carrigan and even if it were, it would've been horrible. Just look at the Jurassic World movies; Colin Trevorrow is NOT a good writer.

Rise of Skywalker wasn't even that bad

No he didn't. he fought both of them individually and anakin already weakened by him.

Straight White Male But doesn’t Dooku being underutilized play into the argument that he doesn’t serve an important role as a character and doesn’t go through enough to be interesting on its own ? I mean... Maybe I’m wrong, but although Cosmonaut’s argument is wrong, the fact that Dooku is often deemed underutilized seems to strengthen his overall argument that his presence is superfluous, since a superfluous character can very well be underutilized too.

@@nathanjora7627 I character can be underused and important it just means we wanted to see more, not that his role was useless.

Makuta S-V I didn’t say the contrary, quite je opposite in fact. I was just answering the OP’s remark that Dooku was often described as under utilized, because although it’s true that useless and underutilized are two different things, it’s also true that if a character is useless, it can be because he is underutilized, meaning that simply remarking that Dooku is often described as underutilized doesn’t weaken Cosmonaut’s argument in any way. Cosmonaut’s assessment is still wrong, it’s just that this fact isn’t evidence of Cosmonaut’s assessment being wrong :)

@@nathanjora7627 That's why the complete sentence is important here. ''Underutilized for such a great character.'' His role was complete. He served as a secondary antagonist. A test from Palpatine for Anakin, and obstacle for Obi-Wan and the Jedi as a whole. In synopsis, that's what he was, and he was great at it. However, simply because he was so great, people wanted to see him more. He didn't *need* more to be a complete character or antagonist, he was just a big fan favorite that people wanted to see more of thanks to him already being successful, which is in fact very much contradictory to what CVH stated.

Straight White Male Yeah I agree with all that, again that wasn’t the point of my original comment, my original comment was merely a response to be a bad pro-prequel argument, okay ?

I'm shocked he didn't play a montage of Rey, Rose, Holdo, Jake Skywalker, and Finn (in The Last Jedi).

@Adam Wasiura ok then

@Adam Wasiura I actually would've preferred if he didn't, it helps with the rest of his character as a grey sith to not use such abilities I think. It's not a big deal though.

CVH is one of those disingenuous kinda dickheads that's in it for the memes and taking everything literally, and could care less about making sense. r/iamverysmart energy that makes my balls shrink with its cold takes😹

Count Dooku never had Sith eyes. The man was an idealist disillusioned by the Republic and its corruption, and tried to forge what he thought would be a better future through an alternate route. Sadly, he went about it the wrong way by joining the Sith and ultimately paid the price for it. He was never evil in the way Sidious was. It could be argued that he was more honorable, to an extent. This is why I don't like TCW's version of him, Filoni did not understand his character-or did and decided to retcon for no reason. One of the many missed marks in an otherwise good show.

@@AnimaVox_ Also, in the movies anyway and hopefully I'm correct, he never used his Sith name. Yeah, I didn't like the TCW's version of Dooku either. He's probably one of my favourite antagonists, cause he's not a clear cut villain, like you said, he was trying to find an alternative path but made a deal with the Devil, just like Anakin subsequently did as well.

He's useless and stupid from a screen writing perspective. He doesn't really have a character and just comes off as rushed (to me at least). And him being killed by Anakin doesn't seem all that big a deal to me. Both Anakin and Obi wan have killed a bunch of people. It's not that big a deal

@@thelastdonut5400 "And him being killed by Anakin doesn't seem all that big a deal to me." Le's just see, Dooku beat both Anakin and Obi Wan in their first encounter, their rematch he incapacitated Obi Wan showing he's still a threat and then he was beating by Anakin. This illustrates how much stronger Anakin has become, so yeah, it is a big deal. Nice try.

IamDeadToast Also Anakin flat out hates Tattoine and would never willingly go there

I mean, that's not the basis of the prequel hate. Internet blogging followed by internet video reviews are.

Same

I think it's cause he still hasn't hit puberty yet despite his age.

@Adam Wasiura You children hater cant accept that the prequels are good and allowed to be liked and praised. You are pathetic.

He never praises the sequels he likes the force awakens, he goes back and forth on the last Jedi, and he says he doesn’t like watching rise of skywalker in his video about revises his reviews

I feel like he was wrong about Rebels. Now, is it as good as something like The Clone Wars? Of course not. But it was a lot better than Marcus gave it credit for, and that video was filled with his usual self-contradiction. So I don't really care for that either.

As I see it Obi-wan had been told Anakin joined the Sith, but he wanted to believe Anakin was still a Jedi. Certainly one or the other would be true. Anakin saying: "Either you're with me, or you're my enemy" confirmed to Obi-wan that Anakin was no longer a Jedi. Meaning he could only have joined the Sith.

@@VitalVampyr I agree to most of that, but wouldn't say that idea is foolproof, as Obi-Wan had already seen Anakin kill the younglings. He clearly knew Anakin had been tempted by the Dark Side and committed himself somewhat, yet may not be entirely a Sith with his declaration when talking to Padme that Anakin was "deceived by a lie", with the declaration of Vader's absolute proving he had cemented himself as a Sith.

@Pferd Schild No, the keywords are "only" and "absolutes." I don't know why people keep trying to spin it any other way: that statement IS an absolute. Literally what the word "only" is saying.

Also, Yoda ever since ESB when he was introduced, always believed there was no turning back on the Dark Side, wich plays a major role in ROTJ (best SW movie by the way) so i don't get how Yoda believing death was the only option for Palpatine and Anakin is out of character for him OR against the Jedi Way.

@Adam Wasiura Elaborate why it is false rather than saying so, otherwise you have no leg to stand on.

Sir. That's Sir Christopher Lee. That man earned his knighthood.

@@occam7382 My Bad My Good Sir… I Will Keep That In Mind🫱🏼‍🫲🏾

@@slanderman92 Leaving aside the issue of comparing a 2 hour or so movie to a 7 season-long tv show, his definition of what needs to be "fixed" in the prequels is unreliable at best.

@Adam Wasiura I fail to see where I was grasping at straws, I brought up an example of poor characterization in the Clone Wars tv series in response to Cosmo's claim that it fixed it. Whether or not the show fixes the movies depends upon what one sees as needing to be "fixed;" as to your claim that there is "no chance to make these movies be okay," the fact that Nomz made this video, the fact that there is genuine support for these movies in the fandom, clearly demonstrates that you are wrong. What you say may very well be true, but you must be able to make your case in a convincing way.

@Adam Wasiura Well if I'm such a child, and you're such a galaxy-brained genius, presumably it should be simple for you to demonstrate my logical flaws. It's just as likely that you're talking big and making an ass of yourself, rather than arguing like an adult or simply ignoring me entirely. Neither is a good look...

@Adam Wasiura My comment was pointing out his contradictory argumentation. TCW "fixed" the prequels, but he won't even address the cartoon that was released AS A COMPANION to the 2nd and 3rd prequels. He ignores inconvenient information, plain and simple...

@@theduxabides9274 No its not. You can fix a lot of issues without adding any runtime. Anakin isnt remotely likeable till the 3rd movie, ObiWan and him don't spend enough time working together so we are stuck with clunky dialogue just telling us they are good friends. And these issues are mostly fixed in the 3rd movie so there is already an example of how to do it right. Only issue is the first 2 movies are still plagued with those problems. I could list more but i think u get the point im trying to make.

I don't think any of those negate it's length, not that that length is a problem.

@Nathan Cox It's 7 minutes if you don't count dialogue, which I don't since they're basically intermissions.

He also misses the part where the Mustafar scene represents Anakin's decent into hell.

Cosmonaut doesnt know what he is talking about and thats not even a problem with the movie, its just a dumb nitpick that doesnt even make sense...

@Nathan Cox an over coreagraphed fight can get boring, but the trench run is a very different scene. Use your brain for once, Oh wait

G And the rise of identity theft

For me... its third place. Or maybe close second. I have alot of trouble deciding which one is better than the other. A New Hope? Or Revenge Of The Sith? Empire Strikes Back is my personal fav.

I think the last Jedi is for me, but if I even dare to say that you butthurt fanboys will slit my throught. But you can like ROTS if you want I honestly don't care

@@theguy34196 ...but you said it. You can like The Last Jedi if you want. I honestly don't care.

@@alexp6667 thanks for not calling me "a fake fan"

The first RLM video I saw was the Indiana Jones one. I then watched as the narrator told us about his love of Olsen twins movies. Then proceeds to bust a load through his TV while watching an Olsen twins movie. That scene told me enough.

Prequels deserve to be canon more than the sequels

If they actually did that, I would despise the original trilogy and the sequels equally.

Plus seriously even if I like maul , having him in this much period of time would mean we wouldn't have either Dooku or Grievous and they are such interesting characters .

@Grapthar's Hebrew Hammer Plus when you think about it Maul + Dooku + Grievous = Vader . They all represent an aspect of vader and it is kind of brilliant . Maul is the Sith apprentice , Dooku is the fallen Jedi and Grievous is the Cyborg general jedi-killer . This is what it means to rhyme , Starkiller base isn't a rhyme of the deathstar , it's a copy .

@Leon Kennedy What's worst is that Rey is as badly written as she is, is because she's an afterthought shoe-horned into TFA at the behest of Kathleen Kennedy. No effort was put into Ray because everyone involved thought:"oh just put a woman on screen and everyone will love it..." Boy how wrong they were! xD

I think Greedo, Hux and Supreme Leader Palpatine-Rip Off are the worst, but Rey is definitely up there.

No it's Bo katan moff Gideon grogu Reva and scooter gang there the worst characters ever

Grievous was created by George it's just Grievous appeared in that show first.

@@gustavferreira627 ah okay, i thought he was genndy's idea

Even though that miniseries isn't canon, the last episode was the best, and I liked how it kinda explained why Grievous was coughing.

Obi-Wan was intentionally written as a hypocrite in the Prequels. That line was meant to emphasise that.

also this idiot complains the character shift from Episode 2 to 3 but completely ignores that in TCW. TCW in fact does in fact do a garbage job of making us believe TCW anakin is Episode 2 anakin because there is only a few weeks timeskip compared to Episode 2 to 3 almost 3 years timeskip.

Was that the episode where Padme and Ashoka snuck into Separatist space?

...most of which were wrong to begin with.

@@mr.barcode3186 At least Cosmonaut has some good videos and makes good points about certain movies. He’s just a massive hypocrite and dumb-ass when it comes to Star Wars. RLM, on the other hand, is up there with Confused Matthew as the most pathetic excuse for a “reviewer” I’ve ever seen. Hell, even calling Mike Stokloser a reviewer is probably making Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert roll in their graves.

For me, it's more like TPM: 8/10 AotC: 4/10 RotS: 6.5-7/10

@@Richard_Nickerson Attack of the Clones score seems a bit harsh. There is still so much good in that movie

@@jedi196 Nope. Attack of the Clones is the worst SW overall.

@Julian R you don't say. Must be why I gave the first two a score of 7. Episode 3 is a 9 because it is my personal favourite and it improves so much from the last two.

@Julian R no I don't think it does at all. Episode 3 is a solid film from start to finish. By the third film George Lucas aired out the issues he was having with the last two movies and delivered the best Star Wars experience since Empire.

Nope. Both franchise's prequels deserve every ounce of hate they receive. Basically everything that happens in all those movies is due to the protagonists being complete idiots.

@@redpillfreedom6692 One could literally make the exact same arguments for their predecessors if we apply the same level of non logic. Darth Vader should have known that the guy known as Ben Kenobi from his home planet must have been Obi Wan. His guys should have blasted the escape pod on principal alone, knowing that droids are indeed a thing. Vader should have used the force to catch Luke when he jumped in the scene on Bespin. Luke should have known that going up against a fully trained Sith lord was suicide. On the Alien side, Dallas should have brought the tracker doohickey with him inside the vents rather than rely on panicky Lambert to guide him. He should have been more wary of letting Ash have full control over the alien as it was a new species they had no idea what it was capable of. They should have had Kain cryogenically frozen or at least put on quarantine even if they thought that the alien was dead and did nothing to him. They should have known better than to let anyone go alone when an unidentified organism known to be able to tear a hole through a human torso was on the loose. Ellen should have known better than to think Ash would do anything besides attack her after she checked the commands on Mu-th-ur that the crew was expendable. All these one can easily point out if they ignore the context and fail to recognize that these characters are just flawed human beings. Although some of these points are still valid despite that, but people often overlook them. Yet they don't do this with their prequels, they make a mountain out of a molehill and a molehill out of flat ground, they expect people to be absolute geniuses no matter their situation and background, they expect them to be as competent as an action hero commando from the 80's, and as smart as a scientist. Among the many criticisms I've seen they often ignore context or expect the characters to be more capable than what they could logically be capable of. Very few of the complaints stood to logic.

@@archibaldc.1833 You're confusing being imperfect with being complete morons too dumb to live.

Everyone just consuuming RedLetterMedia, no free thinking. Sad really.

Hassat Hunter sad thing too is that RLM is primarily Satirical just like they are with all their other over exaggerated reviews. Even sadder that most Fans actually take them seriously, which then results in Unoriginal Reviews with as you said, _No free thinking._

Grapthar's Hebrew Hammer Yeah I Legitimately agree with everything you just said, most of them are more concerned about asking Stupid questions then just having fun watching Star Wars. And you are correct that if most of them base their opinions around what the RLR, then most of if not all questions they ask should never be taken seriously, because critics like them are the Reason Disney was so misinformed about the prequels. No joke a majority of fans loved the prequels, but Disney only focused on what the Critics say, and Hence why Disney distances themselves from that era for so long until the Sequels got so bad that it Re-evaluated everyone’s opinions. And that’s why we got Clone Wars back, because Disney was finally informed about how passionate fans are about the Prequels.

Adam Wasiura I suppose that could be a true, from a certain point of view.

菊池清太・郎 oh yes, you mean me the consumer wants to be entertained, how snobbish.

I agree. He has this really smug, snarky manner of speaking that makes him sound insufferably pretentious.

Mr. Barcode Even worse than Patrick A Willems, and that speaks volumes.

@@J1O2C3K4E5S Cant agree there Plinket is unwatchable. Oh wait you were talking about someone else? Idk man I dont remember.

he would get respect from me of critizing TCW but of course he shills to that overpraised show like everyone else

Yeah. People can argue that CinemaSins is just satire, but Jeremy's vitriolic hatred for the prequels clearly shines through in his sin videos on them.

Fuck cinemasins. Most shitty repetitive content on KZfaq. Every cinemasins video: “Everything wrong with [insert movie title here” *trashes logos for the first minute*

cinemasins deserves a revenge video, because they made TWO PARTS for every Prequel Movie. No other movie in their channel gets two parts. Its not just satire, but genuine hate.

Its low hanging fruit

@@Hazaroth but you must know that they’re very satire. It’s not that serious. Debunking it would be like saying the “the scary movie” series is a bad horror movie series.

He’s just a contradictory idiot that barely listens to his own claims and doesn’t take any sort of criticism for them either! -__-

Marcus probably doesn't believe 90% of the shit that comes out of his mouth. If he does, he really is incredibly stupid but I think it's more likely that he just wants attention and being a contrarian is his method of getting it.

Well, I mean, Kylo Ren finally did outduel and beat Rey twice in The Rise Of Skywalker but I do get what you mean.

@@darthtrip7188 You can argue he did but at the end of the day he lost. He got stabbed in the chest then went to the ground. If somone was beating on me and looked to have me beat then out of no where I overcome them and win you wouldn't be saying they won the fight.

@@Elnegro.. She didn't overcome Kylo Ren legit though, not this time. He had her down to her knees, then he had her down on her back, she was physically, mentally, and emotionally beat. Kylo was even fixing to come down with what looked to be a death blow and Rey even kinda screamed and didn't even bother lifting her lightsaber in defense again. Kylo won. Then his Mom called out to him as she was about to die. Kylo Ren then stopped/lowered his lightsaber, turned around/away from Rey, turned off his lightsaber, and then dropped his lightsaber and then Rey cheapshotted him with his lightsaber after the duel/fight was already over. Even Rey realized what she did after she found out Leia died just seconds after Kylo did which is why she was pissed off at herself when she went back to Ahch-To just moments later. What Rey did was very dark side like and she knew it and was pissed at herself. What Rey did was equivalent to one guy losing a fight and then getting up and hitting the winner from behind while the winner was walking away or while the winner was being held back by people that broke up the fight. A cheapshot like that doesn't change who won the fight.

@@darthtrip7188 Those are big words for rey beat kylo. Cheap shot or not kylo received the L.

@@Elnegro.. Ehhh, those aren't big words for anything. Kylo won the duel and got cheap shotted after the fact, period. He didn't cut off a limb of Rey's but he still won. You're just a Sequel Trilogy hater that will come up with anything to keep hating Disney/the Sequel Trilogy. This is what I can't stand about you Prequel fanboys, you guys hate it when someone calls out the Prequels in ways you guys don't like and y'all get up in arms and butthurt about it almost anytime someone does but most of you guys trash and hate on the Sequels/Disney films like complete hypocrites. I'm just being honest.

We were too young at the time to edit like this

That shows he's a douchbag.

This statement is perfect for prequel haters and not valid prequel defenders.

Like Obi-wan straight up said to Luke "kill your father if not we lose" in Return of the Jedi how are we just now thinking "Oh Jedi don't kill"?

@@397llederson6 Exactly!

I just pictured Palpatine moving stuff with his junk.

@@ShamblesMD the force is strong with this one XDXDXD (Like that robot chicken sketch with green lantern XD)

As anomaly quite literally said he was unarmed

Cosmonaut is too dangerous to be kept alive