I should’ve specified this sooner but I don’t hate cosmonaut at all, I just disagree with some of the things he says he can be really funny……go watch this video it’s actually good kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ndmKZdueu7vbgKc.html

Cosmonaut is a trend rider with no critical eye to look beneath the surface. He's like Cinemasins if Cinemasins werent just a joke where nitpicking is intenionally put in for entertainment purposes.

“I don’t like a movie.” Proceeds to give it a 6/10

cosmonaut is a joke

While I think a lot of his criticism was still valid, I appreciate you calling out the whole Luke-Vader conversation in Return of the Jedi. I don't get what Marcus wanted there. It's a beautiful scene between two mature people that have accepted the truth.

24 minutes in and I'm starting to think Cosmonaut watches Star Wars purely for the spectacle. Which would explain why he's critical of the prequels and RoTJ because there's not enough of a spectacle in those films.

Literally your response is possibly the funniest Response to any cosmonaut video. I liked Anomaly’s videos a lot so this was dope as well

Another awful take expertly destroyed by a knight of melvin and that outro is gold

Your arguments are very good and I agree with all your points, i just think you can explain things in a more calm manner. Believe me, Cosmonaut makes me mad too with some of his takes but if you respond in a more calm manner you instantly become more likeable than him.

I don't blame Daisy Ridley for Rey being a trash character, but I blame the writers. Because Rey is a token lead in Star Wars. She's only there just so they can say:"Look, we have a female lead in Star Wars. We're so progressive!" That's why she's so overpowered and underdeveloped because Iger, Kennedy and Co. DGAF.

Just because Han has a family now doesn’t mean he has to stop being cool,in empire he has a family but he still cocky cool

I don't hate Cosmonaut. I like listening to him, and his video "Why 2017 Death Note sucks" is one of my favorites. But I also don't 100% like him. Some of his criticisim is a litle exagerated and he takes some things way too seriously. That's the problem with him. But in rest he is ok.

bro i’m glad you’re calling this shill out

I used to appreciate CVH, although I didn't agree with his views on Raimi's Spider-Man that didn't push me back back from his content, until he said that the LOTR Trilogy is overrated and that was enough to change my mind towards him. No wonder why he always gets backlash he has no tastes.

Huh? Lando was part of the team that rescued Han, he saved Leia and Chewy from being imperial prisoners, and he helped save Luke from Cloud City even though he didn't even know him at the time. Chewy, Leia and Luke would have all vouched for Lando and explained the Empire put him in an awful situation.

An actual critique I noticed recently is that Vader’s motives are kind of shifted from ROTJ and TESB. When he tries to turn Luke the first time, he talks about overthrowing the Emperor, and then they could both rule as father and son. But when the events of Jedi roll around, he’s right back to talking about him just joining the Emperor and turning to the dark side. Did the Emperor confront him and punish him for experiencing thoughts of rebelling against his master? If so, that could’ve been something interesting to see, wether in a scene or even just mentioned in brief dialogue. Oh well, this films still an 8/10 for me. Definitely not a 6/10 like Cosmonaut’s

I always wonder what would happen if George got his way and the Ewoks were wookiees

People don’t like the prequels whatever, but slandering fucking JEDI, is such numbskull energy. Especially when you praise the literal Disney products.

In 10:47 of the video. I'm glad Rogue One was the best and only Disney Star Wars film that was different, original, did something new and succeed it. I don't understand the hate for Rogue One, sure it has flaws and issues, but its so much better than the god awful, trash of the Sequel Trilogy and Solo.

That’s not even mentioning “RaMi sPiDeR MaN Is wOrSe tHaN YoU ReMeMbEr” garbage

41:21 He doesn’t literally mean that’s the ONLY thing wrong with this movie. When he said the whole opening isn’t exciting, she didn’t literally mean that NOTHING exciting happened in it. You kept going back to that when he praised the rancor fight.

Bruh wtf, I mean in my opinion, Return of the Jedi is my favorite from the originals. I mean I know obviously, The Empire Strikes Back is a goat but to me, Return of the Jedi was amazing. But on the Sequels, I will admit I like the Force Awakens (because of General Hux gave me Space Hitler vibes and I loved that. I think he was very underrated and thrown away later). But anyways, this dudes take was trash. But he trashed the prequels bro what? Almost every actual decent fan of Star Wars likes that (from what I am aware). Just yeah, I am extremely mad about that.

This discord mod just screaming this whole video I can’t

Thank you for making this video. He's needed some attention for awhile now. Dude has trash takes on SW.

Yeah it’s because Sidious wants to draw in the rebels first if he had Vader attacking first the heroes would scatter in an attempt to hide from the Death Star he wants to crush them out right not just chase after small factions of them he wanted all of the Rebel Alliance in area

I would trade good acting for partying with the stones any day lol Good video m8.

Kraemer you realize he did this review before rise of skywalker came out

Addressing the subject of Han Solo at the beginning of the movie he is along 4 the ride only because he’s been out of the action 4 at least a year stuff has happened between Chewbacca who was in the same prison with Han n was able to bring him up to speed about Luke’s plan to rescue them which is more then I can say 4 Leia’s plan it would not b beyond reason that Chewy told Han about Lando being involved in the plan Toto get them out n this would b verified by Luke later when the Rebel Alliance gathers together Han is more at ease with Lando implying that he talked with others about Lando n that he found out what all Lando 4 the Alliance

You know to add with the empire still striking in empire they technically stop striking the rebel alliance and just focus on Han and the gang

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You deserve more subs dude.

This isn't a critique. Its a tantrum.

Where did you get him enjoying Donald glovers Lando from? He’s literally never said that, he’s actually criticized it in his videos.

I feel like CVH exists just to have shitty takes.

I fucking love rotj

my guy needs some cough drops or something

At least his criticisms are more valid than cinema sins😂

The Ewoks didn’t succeed at first until they started getting harder and more serious

Bro that review was over 5 years old it obviously doesn’t hold up, also no anomaly doesn’t destroy cosmonaut he just insults him over and over again with saying why he’s wrong.

Yes Luke can c visions of the future as was shown in Empire Strikes Back he may not have a perfect ability to c the future but he’s better equipped then everyone else can

Palpatine screaming and shocked from Vader betrayal proves that palpatine in TROS isn’t canon. George Lucas knew he made a mistake adding a scream for Luke in ESB for the special editions when he fell. He realized it contradicted his character motivation and changed it back. This is why the backstory to palpatine coming back makes zero sense. He clearly didn’t have a backup plan to return from the dead successfully. Or else he would be gleefully laughing to his death in ROTJ knowing he isn’t defeated.

Dude whenever someone dislike something that has feminist or the LGBTs he gets mad and calls his fan dumb for not liking these shit products

You didn’t even watch the phantom menace review, after the clip you showed he put on a poll on Twitter and most people said they didn’t understand the plot

Honestly, I have never watched his star wars videos because I haven't watched any star wars movie but I think his other videos are pretty neat and entertaining to watch.

lmao i like how pissed you sounded through this, great video man, this guy's shitty reviews get on my nerves, new sub

2:44 There’s nothing wrong with Daisy Ridley’s performance as Rey in any of the sequel films. Talking about an absolutely unfitting example…

The empire is still striking

First off there’s nothing to suggest that all of this was Luke’s plan if anything it strikes me as Leia tried to go in early to get Han out n she got caught in the act of rescuing Han Luke already had Lando, C-3PO n R2-D2 inside especially with R2 carrying Luke’s lightsaber it was Leia who jumped the gun on the plan

funny enough, no one at Lucasfilm took Baba Fett seriously. Even Boba Fett himself (Jermey Bullock) didn't "get" Boba Fett either.

you deserve a lot more subscribers man

He probably watched it for the first time at 12:58 am and fell asleep for his argument

Dude Anomaly Inc distroyed him? All he did was basically say "well that's just your opinion" or "well but you're wrong" while swearing so I don't see ya point. Oh wait just realized you did the same thing. 2:27 "Acting bad" "No acting fine". Pretty remarkable criticism. 3:19 Ok nice trivia... but why does that matter? Then you proceed to say "no it's good and Donald Glover and Rey bad" without explaining why except labeling Rey a little bit wich honestly it's still not much. 4:10 Ok now you must be joking. "No... not at aaalll", 4:35 Ok but why??? The only thing you stated so far was that you disagree without really getting into why (and if you're gonna say Cosmonaut did the same that's fine but I thought the whole point was that you DIDN'T like him) 5:10 stop thinking just because the writters gave you an explanation it means it's fine. Han should be more included in the climax of the trilogy because it is the CLIMAX and a half-assed written explanation wouldn't change that. 5:55 I don't really know what did you try to explain with this, I guess you have your own reasons to think that way. 7:18 Dude how did you miss this? He clearly meant Han changed entirely out of nowhere and that's obviously not character development 'cause if it was the shift in his charater would happen more progressively through the trilogy. Luke evolved, Han didn't. Luke throughout the entire trilogy was becoming more and more of a badass every second so stop yeah. Oh and by the way it's not just because Han grew as a person it means he's a completely different character who doesn't even make jokes anymore. I don't think he is a completely new character but Cosmonaut made it pretty clear why he thinks that way. 10:29 Geez seeing you on your high horse being a dick without backing anything up with arguments is dreading to watch. If you're gonna interrupt your video so many times to shit on the sequels at least explain why you think they suck so much. Oh wait yeah you can't even do that with the movie you're actually making a full video on so... 11:07 "No you're wrong! I'm gonna tell mommy if you continue to disagree with me." 11:28 Yeah fair enough that one was stupid. 12:04 I thought you actually had something until I realized you didn't. sometimes movies manipulate you to think there's any immediacy... when there really isn't. Don't trust the title crawl, trust yourself. 13:00 Yeah, I guess you're right but seeing everything so emotionless can be really exausting no matter the reason. 14:15 "Ok, don't you dare trash that perfect scene or I'm telling mommy". Just listen to him! It's not just because you love something it means you can't criticize it. One third of my favourites movies are pretty flawed but whatever, it doesn't matter. Was gonna watch the full video but honestly it just got really repetitive with you not backing anything up and just labeling things and going "no you're wrong" for 14 minutes was pretty hard to go through sorry about that but maybe you should've just focused on what really matters and not interrupting video to shit on the sequels and completely ruinning the pacing of the video.

Thank you for exposing this dumbass and explaining to him and many others why ROTJ is a masterpiece,you're not the hero we deserve but the one we needed

all you did was say "not true" or "thats wrong" the whole time without any evidence to back yourself up...

2:21p.m. 5/25/2023

Pretty good video. Only thing I didn't agree with was your comment about Boba Fett in the new show. I agree, the exeuction of BoBF could've been a lot better, but I actually like how they handled him in the show. He had a pretty solid arc in my opinion.

He acknowledged he turned into IGN where 7 was the average lmfao he's so pretentious I love to hate watch him

36:22 i'm dying🤣🤣🤣

I honestly just watch his videos for the entertaiment, as shit as ceartain...takes of his are, i just watch him to get good laugh

average star wars nerd including the comments

It’s just an opinion and I don’t think you should attack someone who does not have the same opinion as you. That just makes you a bad person

The only thing bad about his video is the title because the movie doesn’t suck but as he’s said in other videos with other videos with similar titles it’s satire given other people make titles like that and because it gets people watching but it’s mainly for comedic effect But it’s his video and people can just watch it and enjoy it without having to agree with it like I think a lot of his criticisms are very valid and some of the stuff he says I don’t feel so strongly about And anyway in a lot of videos he say’s “And No I’m not going to try and convince you” His video’s videos are clearly heightened for the sake of comedy And he’s right about the sequels being better made films and stories than the prequels For me the sequels just tell stories I don’t like but they are better than the prequels which are stories I prefer

I mean, Return of the Jedi isn't a great movie. But it doesn't suck either. I'd say it's alright.

Cosmotard really is one of the worst reviewers on KZfaq

the irony here is amazing. whats up with that mic kiddo

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You sound like the kind of guy who would criticise Marcus

he's entertaining, but i have a hard time taking some of his criticism and ratings seriously for the amount of poorly justified takes he's had

These fake fans should at least do research before they make their dumb arguments. Cosmonaut is a Diiiisney shill and a prequel hater. He is a fake fan!!!

Boy u sure love to abuse the what if this, what if that all through out the movie

"I dont like the movie. Its ass. Everything about it is cringe. 7/10" - cosmo

Bro it’s just his opinion

I thought that cosmo made a lot of dumb points in his video. But most of the points in this one are even dumber

Yea he has very bad takes

What to expect from someone who likes friggin She-Hulk and calls critics women-haters...

even ur voice sounds like ur a discord mod

9 is the worst movie, no doubt. The prequels have some of the worst and inconsistent dialogue. The originals are only lacking cause they're getting out of date, but 4,5,6 is the most cohesive. 4 is the most boring cause the stakes are weaker, especially knowing the Death Star is just back the next movie lol.

A lot of the responses to Cosmonaut's critiques just sound like coping over someone pointing out what is really wrong with a "classic" film like ROTJ. Things like Luke's plan against Jabba or the gross misuse of Leia and Han or the fucking ewoks just can't be ignored or defended. When you compare ROTJ to ESB, the flaws become so obvious when you're not being a fanboy.

just try not to soil your britches while your crying about it

Anomaly Inc did a better job then you did

Bro litter made a 44 minute video about a 5 year old video just because he disagreed with his opion

bro ur exactly the people he makes fun of

So you’re mad another person has a different opinion?

He's one of the few people in the internet space who's right about all 3 prequels. That's why I gave him the highest award possible - a sub with the bell

but he's so right. this movie was ass. it was mid af.

Yeah it is called having an opinion My god be actually enjoys the sequels! How dare he ! Let him have his opinion And don’t have anything better to do than just insult people that don’t have the exact same opinions as you ?

Every time Cosmonaut Variety Hour looks at the mirror, he has to take his rage out on random popular movies.