Another TERRIBLE Vanity Project!!!
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Күн бұрынOn this episode of Weird Movies With Mark, I talk about Honorable Men (2004)
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Credits Music by: OVERWERK - Ascend
Chapters:
00:00 Introduction
02:37 Starting with the Ending
03:13 Technical Difficulties
04:09 Music
05:12 Dull Hospital
05:57 Dinner Conversation
06:35 Convenient Hero
06:59 Awkward to Watch
08:19 Hostage Negotitation
09:12 Line Delivery
10:35 Editing
12:31 Clever Casey
12:57 The Big Break Up
14:41 So Much Nothing
15:33 Tummy Ache
16:04 "Cataclysmic Climax"
16:53 Final Thoughts
18:00 End Skit
18:34 Outtakes / Credits
@sneakyskunk1 2 ай бұрын
I'm going to need to take a minute to appreciate how seamlessly Mark edited himself into the scene where the girls eating ice cream leave the shop. I love his self inserts into the films he reviews, but that one was flawlessly executed!
@Not_Always 2 ай бұрын
Yes, a very pleasant surprise
@missmoanypants 2 ай бұрын
He definitely looked like he belonged in the scene.
@smakfu1375 2 ай бұрын
Yep, that was amazing.
@trash-heap3989 2 ай бұрын
It's as good as Eli_handle_b.wav videos.
@basilbaby7678 2 ай бұрын
Yeah, but it was his coordinated shirt that set me off… 😂
@keiichi8191 2 ай бұрын
I never knew that the best musical pairing to go with an intense armed robbery scene was a MIDI sea shanty.
@STho205 2 ай бұрын
Yes, I think I recognized it from The Contemplator website of folk music and deck hand lyrics
@nenoman3855 2 ай бұрын
Probably made with one of those virtual sound canvas software for Windows 3.1.
@puppiesarepower3682 Ай бұрын
SEGA
@karnerblue7658 Ай бұрын
“MIDI sea shanty”. 🤣
@Not_Always 2 ай бұрын
I've never seen 2004 look so much like 1989
@BGNOLA 2 ай бұрын
yeah it feels like an 80s parody
@karnerblue7658 24 күн бұрын
I just assumed it was from the 90’s!
@brrrogers 11 күн бұрын
I thought that first shot of the 1970's "Bond girl" was from that time! 00:01
@toupac3195 2 ай бұрын
Fun fact: Mark is a continuous vanity project. He has a closet for wigs and a separate closet for 1960's suits. Lol
@simplesimonspeaks1115 2 ай бұрын
Hey...you know it's going to be a good skit when Mark breaks out the 70's roller boogie wig
@rebel4466 2 ай бұрын
Honestly, YT is a general vanity project. Who's writing, directing and starring in Mark's videos?
@Grexxn 2 ай бұрын
Not to forget his separate closet for his one dollar mustaches...
@metanulski 2 ай бұрын
What is the meaning of vanity project?
@toupac3195 2 ай бұрын
@metanulski you write, cast, produce, direct and star in a movie about how much of a stud you are.
@bluevioletandlilac 2 ай бұрын
When the major plot point of your movie is, "she's too young for you, bro", it's getting a little weeeeiiiirrddd ...
@favoritemustard3542 2 ай бұрын
...& yet, considering it's a passion project, the "ulterior motive" behind the message precludes said message. Where the motive was actually ewww.
@Gooner333333333 2 ай бұрын
You know a movie is bad when you think Mark added the music for comedic effect just to find out that it's part of the movie
@favoritemustard3542 2 ай бұрын
There's a wee bit of nostalgia for that farty wav/Casio music, but not enough to forgive its overuse in this Weird Movie.
@derkeheath5172 28 күн бұрын
Some of the more competent crappy music makes me think of the music from really bad 90s Canadian TV - stuff like "Night Man" and "Tarzan"
@wstine79 2 ай бұрын
Unlike the guys in this movie, Mark is definitely an Honorable Man.
@char1737 2 ай бұрын
HUZZAH!
@spankynater4242 2 ай бұрын
He's Canadian.
@jzimm1075 2 ай бұрын
-Rehearsal for a Middle School play.- Audition for a Middle School play.
@KarlBunker 2 ай бұрын
-Audition for a Middle School play.- Failed audition for a Middle School play.
@FanboyFlicks 2 ай бұрын
Hahahahaahah
@oliversomething4821 2 ай бұрын
@@FanboyFlicks Google offered to translate this comment to English. Now I know it says "Hahahahaha".
@southanime 2 ай бұрын
@@oliversomething4821in spanish it says Jajajajaja
@favoritemustard3542 2 ай бұрын
Kek lol
@Scoofnie 2 ай бұрын
Props on that shot at the ice cream shop where you walk in, that was really well done. I BELIEVED!
@DarthKato 2 ай бұрын
They need to bring together all these guys like: Neil Breen, Garret Sayre, Tommy Wiseau, John De Hart, Steven Segal, and others, for one film. Call it: "The Unwatchables" and have it directed by Uwe Boll.
@streetmagik3105 2 ай бұрын
😂 I'd actually watch that.
@shanester1832 Ай бұрын
This is truly a golden idea. People with insane money never do anything cool with it. They could be financing this! There is a dollar amount for all these people to swallow their pride, acknowledge their failure & fates, and star in the Unwatchables.
@karnerblue7658 24 күн бұрын
This HAS to happen!
@AverageWagie 13 күн бұрын
You put all those massive egos together in a room and I guarantee none of them is coming out alive
@favoritemustard3542 15 сағат бұрын
@AverageWagie All the better! lol
@planescaped 2 ай бұрын
I'm gonna write myself into a movie where all the hot girls are totally into me and fight each other over me, then Sonic comes over and we go on an adventure, but it gets interrupted when Amy and Rouge the bat also then start hitting on me. It's gonna win an oscar.
@robsutton3092 2 ай бұрын
Do it!!! Except make you me.
@dianaberlin4767 2 ай бұрын
Not hot. Underaged 🔥
@chriscarter8593 2 ай бұрын
hot, suspiciously-aged girls
@Trollificusv2 2 ай бұрын
And then the Oscar statue will start hitting on you...
@uriel5708 2 ай бұрын
Chris chan gonna get mad at you
@huntermcd4239 2 ай бұрын
I stopped a robbery at a convenience store years ago. Someone caught the whole thing on their flip phone so you know, it looked way better.
@AnikMonette 2 ай бұрын
I bet it looked like a horror tape...😂
@silvernova354 2 ай бұрын
I don't know about anyone else, but I can't wait for the soundtrack for this movie to be released.
@FanboyFlicks 2 ай бұрын
It's probably on cassette
@ianitor 2 ай бұрын
Honorable Men OST
@BGNOLA 2 ай бұрын
@@FanboyFlicks It really does sound like the demos a friend of mine was doing in 1985; Is the Samurai Cop soundtrack on the flipside of the tape?
@EarlFaulk 2 ай бұрын
Just play some random SNES rpg from the 90s. Basically the same synth sounds
@huepix Ай бұрын
🤣
@williammitchell5201 2 ай бұрын
"I remember you in braids and braces" .... You fucking WHAT?! BARFFFFF
@favoritemustard3542 2 ай бұрын
Worst. Pick-up line. EVAR!
@Mockthenerd 2 ай бұрын
Honestly, I'm pretty nonchalant about the whole adults dating age thing and even I cringed.
@alanmontoya7162 2 ай бұрын
Sounds like a porn title lol
@mattjohnson8585 2 ай бұрын
This right here
@DeesoSaeed 17 күн бұрын
Dude unconspicuously said his search keywords on porn sites.
@eddstarr2185 2 ай бұрын
Thank you, Mark, for yet again helping me question the meaning of entertainment. Honestly, I can't watch your commentary of any "vanity project film", with food or drink nearby . . . cuz everything's gonna hit the floor the moment I start laughing! And all this time I thought the only Mannequin Movie starred Andrew McCarthy and Kim Cattrall. Looks to me like Garrett Stewart Sayre could learn technique from a ventriloquist dummy acting coach. Mark, your videos make the online universe shine - Thank You again!
@FanboyFlicks 2 ай бұрын
Glad you enjoy them, thanks!
@dbblues.9168 2 ай бұрын
How is this from a day ago? You a Mark paypig, was this pre-released?
@godobito5711 2 ай бұрын
Hey eddstarr2185 shut up
@kai_plays_khomus 2 ай бұрын
Nothing meaningful to add here.. 😅
@DanielPerez-hh5sy 2 ай бұрын
The whole "I'm an adult, but i knew you when you were just a kid, but now that you are 18, i can finally date you" thing really creeped me out, and it happens TWICE.
@russbennett5470 2 ай бұрын
Well now we know who inspired all the hub videos that have been made in the last 5 years
@Tornado1994 2 ай бұрын
@@russbennett5470 RLM discussed it 2 years ago. When they did they called it a "Subtlety Racist Vanity Project".
@irwinisidro 2 ай бұрын
In a different review of this film, one commenter claimed to be an extra and said the actor/director was kinda creepy towards the young girls.
@donnylurch4207 2 ай бұрын
A true story about cops, by a cop, where the hero is an egomaniac with a creepy approach to women? Say it ain't so!
@Elle-xf8mw 2 ай бұрын
🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯
@Vox-Multis 2 ай бұрын
I wanna see a buddy cop movie starring this guy and Neil Breen.
@oliversomething4821 2 ай бұрын
I can't believe it. How could you get shot in a drug raid? I just can't believe it.
@MattHawes 2 ай бұрын
I want a buddy cop film with Neil Breen and Tommy Wiseau.
@razorfin699 2 ай бұрын
Make Steven Seagal the bad guy and you got yourself some real Oscars worthy shit.
@aadams1006 2 ай бұрын
They'd never agree on who was going to be the protagonist.
@williamdixon-gk2sk 2 ай бұрын
@MattHawes that would be real Hollywood movie, where they only eat tuna from a can! So anyway, how's your sex life?
@markula_4040 2 ай бұрын
If I had a quarter for every time a protagonist stops a robbery unrelated to the plot, I would have enough to go to the laundromat and do my laundry. Just hope it doesn't get robbed while I'm there.
@DeetotheDubs 2 ай бұрын
Enough to wash, dry, and splurge on the good soap and dryer sheets. Probably enough left after that to get a soda.
@mauricedavis2160 2 ай бұрын
🙏✨👌👍🤣🐲❣️
@Jaxxxz1356 2 ай бұрын
What kind of awful person would tell you to watch this travesty? (Me, it was me)
@charlesloomis2224 2 ай бұрын
Well done.
@lindinle 2 ай бұрын
The red ketter media guys
@37view37 2 ай бұрын
Where did you even find out about this film?
@Jaxxxz1356 2 ай бұрын
@@37view37 sbig and imdb
@mckinleyostvig7135 2 ай бұрын
@@37view37it's already been on RLM and SBIG so maybe one of those? Or maybe they're just in a bad movie club or forum.
@madalinam6183 2 ай бұрын
There's a vanity project that apparently vanished off the face of the internet, called The Empiricist (2003). It has an IMDB page but I couldn't find a way to stream it. If you manage to find it, I would love a review. That movie has a particular wtf decision for the main character that would make for a great Mark-insertion.
@variaphora 2 ай бұрын
Oh that is painful. You sadist.
@nn-dj2nu 2 ай бұрын
i just looked, it appears to have been scrubbed off the Internets.
@natelax1367 2 ай бұрын
I found it on internet archive. It seems they are trigger happy with copyright claims so copies don't last long online. It looks terrible but I'm downloading it anyway
@DiGiTyDarKMaN 2 ай бұрын
Another day saved by a Mark upload.
@AnikMonette 2 ай бұрын
Wasn't a bad day but the evening was a tad uneventful so that's a nice surprise!
@robsutton3092 2 ай бұрын
@@AnikMonetteYou’re wrong. It was a bad day.
@EarthboundX 2 ай бұрын
Wow, none of the other two videos I've seen on this movie mentioned the music, it's so, so bad. Both mentioned the creepy child predator undertones the movie has though. It wouldn't be a big deal if they had just met, but the fact he knew her since she was a little girl is just creepy. Plus the fact they portray the two women as childlike, with little girl bedrooms with teddy bears and the like.
@gregoryl.levitre9759 2 ай бұрын
And dating behind her dad's back.
@davidj8308 2 ай бұрын
6:25 M b😅😅
@favoritemustard3542 2 ай бұрын
A room full of plushies & teddy bears... Let me introduce you to my gf & aunt, respectively lol But yeah, tip toeing around dad like it's past curfew was pretty rank.
@efe_aydal 2 ай бұрын
Don't we all love terrible vanity projects in this channel? It cheers me up whenever I see one of those.
@karnerblue7658 24 күн бұрын
I’m completely obsessed with vanity projects right now. Constantly looking for new ones!
@firstname__lastname 2 ай бұрын
“I don’t like cops, I don’t like short hair, I don’t like HAIRY CHEST?!” 😆😆
@ManWhoLovesTheMary 2 ай бұрын
Why does it look more like it was filmed in 1984 or 1994!? NOTHING about this movies says 2004 to me. How did they manage to capture such nostalgia? The one good thing they did…right?
@TomMSTie1138 2 ай бұрын
HONORABLE MEN was covered by Best of the Worst, So Bad It's Good, and now by Weird Movies With Mark: the Holy Triumvirate of KZfaq!
@erichansen2860 2 ай бұрын
And RM Brown. For ONE day.
@irwinisidro 2 ай бұрын
Now it needs to be covered by Good Bad or Bad Bad, and GoodBadFlicks.
@BarryHart-xo1oy 2 ай бұрын
Good to know.
@aleksyssubmaker2745 2 ай бұрын
Waiiiit... we still don't have Brandon Tenold's review.
@zachbos5108 2 ай бұрын
RLM didn't discover that the director of Satan Killer and this one are brothers! Such hacks, ashamed to be a fan (again).
@reignfire85 2 ай бұрын
Jason Brant and his crew covered this about 9 months ago, said it was the creepiest vanity project they've ever watched. When I was browsing the comments, someone mentioned how the only real change they made to the main character was that he interacted with the girls instead of spying on them like in real life.
@NA-me6sh 2 ай бұрын
this one had some serious "help me before I do something I shouldn't do" cries for help wrapped in a "movie"...
@williammitchell5201 2 ай бұрын
Hey man, I just want to thank you for the portion about bad audio. I do audio for film and tv ( if you ever watch lifetime christmas movies you've probably seen one of mine haha ) and on a lot of sets audio is treated as an afterthought. Of course when they get to the edit room they freak out when they realize how important it actually is and end up spending quite a bit on ADR. Anyway, thanks for pointing out how important it is to a film. Love your channel man!!
@robsutton3092 2 ай бұрын
You need to put more ADR burps and farts into those Lifetime movies. I mean you could do some absolutely legendary things. Please!!!
@robsutton3092 2 ай бұрын
My comment was deleted, more ADR b u r p s and f a r t s in those Lifetime movies!!!
@williammitchell5201 2 ай бұрын
@@robsutton3092 haha I wish! I'm just the on set recordist though, I'm not involved in post. I mic the talent with lavalier mics and have a boom operator working for me. No fart sounds unfortunately haha
@robsutton3092 2 ай бұрын
@@williammitchell5201 Well, I guess I’ll just have to continue to watch those movies (and pretty much all movies and tv shows) and imagine those sounds. I must be some kind of Utopian. Imagine all the people… But if you ever have the opportunity to turn my dream into reality, please do it!
@shanester1832 2 ай бұрын
I'm picturing him sitting in the editing room, nodding his head to the sick beats. " this is perfect!" It sounds like an Irish marching song during the SWAT raid. Where would one find music this bad 20 years ago?
@thecolourfulpill 2 ай бұрын
As Mark suggested - this sounds exactly like preset music on keyboards. I have one from 2006 and that's a spot on reference.
@TastySlowCooker 2 ай бұрын
I’m gonna say the best moment in champagne and bullets is when the love interest monologues about joining the cult
@shanester1832 2 ай бұрын
Does the name Tamera mean nothing to you? That's my pick
@AquamentusLives 2 ай бұрын
And just casually mentions she saw a baby sacrificed and didn’t tell the police 😬
@showbizismylife 2 ай бұрын
In fairness, we've all been there.
@TastySlowCooker 2 ай бұрын
@@shanester1832 indeed I am ashamed
@TastySlowCooker 2 ай бұрын
@@shanester1832 also you just gave me flashbacks to a lit exam when I had to write an essay on a novel but I couldn’t remember any of the characters names. Also also, how much better would the movie be if her name was Champagne and his name was Bullets
@DarthPerkins 2 ай бұрын
For horrific vanity projects, check out 2022's 'Blackbird'. A James Bond style thriller written, Directed and starring 'Feet of Flames' Irish dancer Michael Flatley. 63. He's 63 and decides he wants to be Bond.
@Dustemikkel_Rev 2 ай бұрын
Oh dear. "Honorable Men" a.ka "Why Garret Sayre aren't allowed within 200 feet of public schools". If this WAS a true story it better be the story of a cop who now has to go door to door introducing himself with "My name is such and such, and I'm a registered sex offender". Jaysus.
@KasumiKenshirou 2 ай бұрын
The cop died at the end of the movie.
@Tornado1994 2 ай бұрын
@@KasumiKenshirou Yup. Watch RedLetterMedia's 2022 discussion of it.
@Dustemikkel_Rev 2 ай бұрын
@@KasumiKenshirou And a lot of girls could go to Kindergarten again.
@langleymneely 2 ай бұрын
YES!! FINALLY! I love when you get around to some of my favorites. I’ve found I really lean towards liking the vanity projects because the arrogance and confidence of the leads always add a pinch more hilarity and cringe to the proceedings! 😂
@jeremybake2761 2 ай бұрын
"I don't even care that the microphone is in the shot... " laughing my ass off!
@The_Kentuckian 2 ай бұрын
3:37 Agreed. I always heard "It's better to have poor video quality with good audio than poor audio quality with good video."
@daxmiller35 2 ай бұрын
This movie has both bad video and horrible audio
@secondlastnameleft 2 ай бұрын
Just imagine this is actually Data playing out a holodeck pulp novel that Picard recommended to him. Then it all makes so much more sense.
@chrislawson663 2 ай бұрын
I audibly yelled "WHAT" when he died and the white text popped up.
@peachteatina 2 ай бұрын
I started clapping 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 😂
@fox19delta21 2 ай бұрын
Rudy Boecsh is apparently in this movie according to the IMBD website. For those who don't know, he appeared on the first season of survivor and was the second to last person left at the end. He lost on a technicality. Rudy served in World War Two, and was one of the very first US Navy SEALs. He earned several medals for gallant in Vietnam, having survived 45 harrowing missions. Sadly, this American hero passed away in 2019. Grounded and down to earth, he was a fixture and local celebrity here in Virginia Beach, home of the east coast Navy SEALS
@karnerblue7658 24 күн бұрын
Thanks for the fun fact!
@CornbreadOracle 2 ай бұрын
I don’t know, the cut to a juice break during sexy time is pretty iconic
@wcharliewilson7004 2 ай бұрын
"If you film it, they will watch" …wait, I'm getting this confused with a ball park
@karnerblue7658 24 күн бұрын
😂
@thenetspawn 2 ай бұрын
I've been trying to find a movie to suggest but you've done my top 10. This film tells me I'm a lightweight and I have to pay more attention to the DVD bin at my local Dollarama. Stay tuned.
@geraldmartin7703 2 ай бұрын
On KZfaq, where bad movies attain immortality.
@runghawoo6011 2 ай бұрын
It took a second for my brain to process that was you at the ice cream shop; it was so greatly integrated! Also, Ryan's Coke collection needs some love. That Coke Bear cookie jar at 13:30 needs me in its life.
@celeumacolorada 2 ай бұрын
KZfaq, Mark not having at least 1M subs is a clear sign something's wrong. Fix your damn algorithm.
@karnerblue7658 24 күн бұрын
KZfaq always steps on people like Mark. Pisses me off. 😤
@MaesterMike 2 ай бұрын
Aw, I was genuinely hoping for this movie to actually have mannequins in it.
@onequickthing8950 2 ай бұрын
The purpose of these scenes, Mark, is so Garrett Sayre could cop a feal on a 16 year old.
@josephrabbottino7146 2 ай бұрын
I had to double dip and donate twice, you having to listen to what I guess I’ll call the soundtrack/score multiple times Is worth a lot more than I can give, but hopefully the two donations eases the pain. Every time I see a new video I feel relieved cause I’m always paranoid that one day you will just drop off the face of the Earth and stop releasing videos and that’s gonna be a DARK day, for me at least. But kudos to another awesome video. Would love to know how you came across this movie.
@wesleydesot4904 2 ай бұрын
That ice cream insert was great.
@josephicenogle9443 2 ай бұрын
THATS IT!
@achillebrunet6023 2 ай бұрын
Wait, the girl on the poster is not even in the movie! I should have known She look familiar though but I can't recall where I've seen her
@NoahNobody 2 ай бұрын
Porn perhaps?
@algomaone121 2 ай бұрын
She looks like “Rose” from Dr. Who.
@rudeboyjohn3483 2 ай бұрын
She looked like an actual adult. That should have been the first surprise lol
@karnerblue7658 24 күн бұрын
Yeah, wtf is up with that cover art?!
@BGNOLA 2 ай бұрын
08:41 that drum machine sounds like a Matell Synthonics, which a then-friend cut his demo tapes in the mid-80s with (talk about vanity projects); this movie came out in the 2000s though? It's almost like he's doing an 80s parody.
@fmac6441 2 ай бұрын
If I ever win the lottery, I want to make one of these vanity movies
@robsutton3092 2 ай бұрын
I hope you win the pottery!
@irwinisidro 2 ай бұрын
Lol literally the best vanity projects come from people with money not relating to the film industry.
@toadynamite8141 2 ай бұрын
You stay away from teenageres! 😂
@fmac6441 2 ай бұрын
@@toadynamite8141No teenagers, only weapons and dinosaurs. If I can appear here and on the rickraptor105 channel, all my artistic pretensions have been reached.
@fmac6441 2 ай бұрын
@@toadynamite8141My wife wouldn’t let me, only dinosaurs. If you show up here and on RickRaptor105 my artistic pretensions are hit.
@ptittannique5621 2 ай бұрын
Ah yes, arresting people to elicit romantic feelings in your paramour -- aka, "the Mitchell Method". Ryan is so smooth... he deserves the Joe Don Baker Award
@mcv2178 2 ай бұрын
Big buttery moon up there.... sidewalk kinda looks like ice cream if you squint....
@ptittannique5621 2 ай бұрын
...stairs look like cake...
@billd1683 2 ай бұрын
I love when the movie pisses Mark off. You can hear the rage building up in his voice but then he remembers he's making a video so he controls it. I would love to see the outtakes!
@petelutz2967 2 ай бұрын
Thanks, Mark, for bringing this to our attention. Unfortunately, as you stated, there's really nothing Breen-ish about it, like wrasslin' a CGI tiger or sump'n.
@TheFacelessTwo Ай бұрын
"Who killed captain Alex?" had a thousand times more actor involvement and explosions.
@Geospasmic 2 ай бұрын
I'm fascinated by vanity projects. I think it's the closest thing we have to mind reading. You get to see what's in these people's heads, you see the vision they have of themselves, and what they think is the ultimate in cool and sexy and badass. The life they'd live if they could write their own story. What's most facinating is they star themselves, even though they must know they are not leading material. They can't bear to have a good looking actor play their part, they have to let the world know THEY are the best, this is THEIR story. Amazing.
@karnerblue7658 24 күн бұрын
We get to see these people’s deepest, darkest fantasies on full display.
@herbiehusker1889 2 ай бұрын
Hey, most bowls of oatmeal are pretty good actors.
@meghanphillips3495 2 ай бұрын
Yeah, I thought that line was very mean to oatmeal.
@northprime_unlimited 2 ай бұрын
This movie looks like an instructional video for dealing with a midlife crisis.
@trevorbelmond908 2 ай бұрын
Please tell me that this guy has a bunch more of these vanity type movies because this is so entertaining to watch with Marks commentary 😂
@karnerblue7658 24 күн бұрын
I’m hoping this makes Mark review Steve Sayre’s movies! If he can find them anyway. lol
@matthewnicholas6365 2 ай бұрын
IMDB - first time I've ever seen an entire cast with no profile pictures.
@TheRogueWolf 2 ай бұрын
Another movie constructed entirely out of scene rehearsals. The problem with vanity projects is that vanity blinds the creator from seeing how bad what they're making is.
@BGNOLA 2 ай бұрын
at least the other vanity projects have some passion behind them; this is really bloodless.
@HamsterK37 2 ай бұрын
His friend was the hero of the convenience store robbery. He just stood there. 😆
@irwinisidro 2 ай бұрын
Someone had to hug the young girl 🤣
@karnerblue7658 29 күн бұрын
😂
@E4RLIES Ай бұрын
7:21 The way you appeared was slick af you deserved an ice cream too! 🍦😂❤
@maxwassermann3171 2 ай бұрын
Now this is one of the most vain vanity projects I've ever seen. This is John De Hart levels of vain.
@PeterMcGuf 2 ай бұрын
"...What's "it" Mandy...?"
@kanojo1969 2 ай бұрын
Movie budget: $100k Making the film: $1k Ambien budget for cast and crew: $99k The only explanation.
@isaiaheden6866 2 ай бұрын
Watching you torture yourself with these movies will always be my favorite past time. I started watching as a freshman in high school and now I'm in college. Man it's been a wild ride
@CrankWaved 2 ай бұрын
7:20 One of the best Mark inserts we've seen so far!!
@blacknapalm2131 2 ай бұрын
*Half the scenes I was expecting CHRIS HANSEN to jump out*
@richardadesmond 2 ай бұрын
I'm waiting for Chris Hansen to show up any minute now on screen. Yeah, excellent green screen of you Mark, into the film, as always. It does look painful, given the awful, PAINFULLY awful, lack lustre performances. Shame, because, like you say, Mark, it had some qualities. He looked SO awkward on screen, maybe the worst I've ever seen.
@chucheeness7817 2 ай бұрын
I saw the thumbnail and thought 'Oh, it's DANGEROUS MEN'. I forgot that that was a different batsh!t crazy movie
@aa11ct9 2 ай бұрын
LOL Steve Sayre photo and movies 😂 He's like Neil Breen evil twin, Cade
@jeffoff7795 2 ай бұрын
My oatmeal is offended.
@Claypidgeon162 2 ай бұрын
3:43 "If I can't hear the dialogue, I instantly become disinterested." Sums up my main issue with "Tenet"
@rprince418 2 ай бұрын
No joke, I had to take out my phone and look at Wikipedia for the movie, starting with the main character meeting with Michael Caine's character, because I couldn't hear a word they were saying and had no idea who Michael Caine's character was or why he just handed a stranger his credit card.
@kwcy92 2 ай бұрын
I thought it’s my English ability hindering me, then I heard native speakers also struggled with it 😂
@Claypidgeon162 2 ай бұрын
@@kwcy92 No, it's not you, it's the movie. Terrible sound mixing.
@DavidLLambertmobile 2 ай бұрын
Tenet has that bizarre ⛵️ scene. Why was that even edited? Wouldn't a studio exec or crew guy say; 🤷🏼♂️
@wesleydesot4904 2 ай бұрын
Chris Nolan is such am overrated POS director.
@puppiesarepower3682 Ай бұрын
Im starting to get the impression that Champaign and Bullets set the vanity project bar pretty high. 😂
@ernestoosuna4594 2 ай бұрын
Your ability to find the weirdest shit available never ceases to amaze me. One of the main reasons I've been a long time fan (all the way since your first troll 2 video)
@JTHelectronics 2 ай бұрын
definitely midi music, id wager the masters for the original soundtrack were on floppy disks
@Claypidgeon162 2 ай бұрын
"What's coitus, Mandy? I don't know what that is. Fellatio? Is that a magician or something?"
@karnerblue7658 29 күн бұрын
😆
@Nirual 2 ай бұрын
The music must be where Netflix got their inspiration for music not matching the scenes.
@char1737 2 ай бұрын
She puts the lotion on the skin or else it get the edit again
@spocko2181 2 ай бұрын
Where’s Chris Hanson when you need him?
@dreamersdisease2481 Ай бұрын
Any interaction that has to do with the lead actor hurts me to Bear witness to. Watching him deal with other humans is so painful.
@GeekWithClipOns 2 ай бұрын
Friend: Hey, Garrett! My nephew got a new Casio player and wants to show off his skills! Garrett: That was amazing. I’ll pay him $1 to compose the soundtrack to my movie.
@frankenjstein9371 2 ай бұрын
This is the opposite of Breen, Neerb. This is a Neerb situation.
@karnerblue7658 29 күн бұрын
Neerb. 😆
@SM-ih6dt 2 ай бұрын
i am 39 years old and i wait for my girlfriend outside because her uncle does not like me
@someguy42093 2 ай бұрын
Bend her over the pinball machine in your basement
@castortroy5399 2 ай бұрын
If she young you in for a ride playa
@Stinky-Pete 2 ай бұрын
The soundtrack sounds like every late 80s-early 90s shareware game.
@ckok7792 2 ай бұрын
Thanks again for the much needed laughs and also education on movie making. Well done!!
@joshDammmit 2 ай бұрын
Homeboy doesn’t seem to “honorable,” what with all the dating highschoolers. Who the fuck does he think he is, Jerry Seinfeld??
@mattpierre891 2 ай бұрын
I knew the high schooler who "dated" Seinfeld. She was actually very cool.
@InKY09 2 ай бұрын
This one has a bigger ick factor than other vanity projects I’ve seen. Unless the title was intended to be satirical. That would make the ending a satisfying, “cosmic justice served” kind of thing.
@MegaDcmp 2 ай бұрын
Isn't this Threat Level Midnight? I'm pretty sure that was Agent Michael Skarn stopping that convenience store robbery.
@WinterSteele 2 ай бұрын
Maybe the music was meant to serve as placeholders to be changed in the final edit, but they ran out of time and/or money to complete the process?
@olliefoxx7165 2 ай бұрын
That makes a lot more sense. I can't imagine anyone picking that music on purpose.
@djufu1 2 ай бұрын
It’s like Double Down and Samurai Cop had a baby!
@Dracon7601 2 ай бұрын
And said baby was born in Chernobyl
@paulwilson6357 2 ай бұрын
Yes, especially if Double Down and Samurai Cop were cousins.
@TheForceOfMusic101 2 ай бұрын
But even those movies had a……what’s the word….oh yeah. Plot. 😂
@BGNOLA 2 ай бұрын
@@TheForceOfMusic101 and they had some action and some enthusiasm behind them
@50shadesofbeige88 2 ай бұрын
Bro got his old keyboard out and went to town.
@dropkick9517 Ай бұрын
My boy I need to share with you a true GEM of a movie I found this weekend that is also apparently part of an entire sub-genre... we've seen knock off movies of Gremlins, Jaws, The Evil Dead, and even knock offs of ET... but did you know there are a whole bunch of movies that rip off The Fast & The Furious franchise? The true apex of this genre is a movie called "200mph". If you're even remotely a car guy or know anything about working on cars you will love tearing that movie apart lmao. Prime example... a huge concern that is brought up multiple times in the movie with the idea of making a street car hit 200mph is literally the fear that it will "Lift off the ground and fly away"
@bensneb360 2 ай бұрын
Vanity Projects are my new favorite sub genre lol
@brutalboy1000 2 ай бұрын
Apparently the plot is none of our business.
@thenerdsentertainmentchann7922 2 ай бұрын
Oh, hi Mark!
@smakfu1375 2 ай бұрын
It’s a remarkable achievement to make a cross between Dirty Harry and Lolita and have it be characterized as “dull”.
@chriswoolum8955 2 ай бұрын
Hey Mark, check out "Planet of the Dinosaurs" - 1970's Sci-fi with claymation dinosaurs and zero other special effects. Cheesy, bad writing and some unforgettable performances... especially by the secretary's boss! I found it on roku channel awhile back
@kirbymarchbarcena 2 ай бұрын
Vanity is my favorite sin but this is funnily ridiculous even for my standards - John Milton/Satan (The Devil's Advocate)
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