as a parent, i respect ppl who know they are not parent material. i wish more ppl in certain communities had such foresight. 🕭🔔

Jimmy: "I don't hate kids, it's the parents I hate." Opie: "So what do you hate about kids?"

Ant is so right about people changing after kids :(

"SACRIFICE, YES! Exactly. I don't wanna make sacrifices" ----- Ant

Jim Norton keep him home until he's 11 LOL

The name of this video is a falsehood. Anthony doesn't hate children, he dates them.

There's an Anthony in all of us

16:06 "the passion on this subject scares me......it scares me" - opie, scared of depth of emotion on a subject.

“I never look post Bean-pod and Dig” Lmao. Words of wisdom.

Gregg "The Hole" Hughes

Totally agree with Anthony. They’re a constant drain on your energy, money, resources etc., and that’s compounded tenfold if you’re unfortunate enough to have a child who has difficulties like a friend of mine had. Ask someone who doesn’t want kids why they don’t and they’ll give you plenty of logical reasons, ask someone who does want kids why they want them and they’ll rarely give a reason beyond “I’ve just always wanted them”. Just because you feel compelled to do something doesn’t mean it’s a smart thing to do or that it makes sense.

"I never look post bean pod and dig" hilarious line lol

The worst is when parents drag their babies to a sushi place, that’s just being a bad parent your baby does not care about sushi, once you have kids you’ve given up any right to still enjoy adult things. Selfish parents. You’re just delegated to a life of white spot, Denny’s, red Robin, Chuck E. Cheese, kid places. Don’t bring your babies to adult places grown people are trying to enjoy their meals

"It's the Italian law, we gotta call him Anthony."

Kids stink. Parents stink. Also, I can barely take care of myself and not giving a kid my bad decisions. So glad I'm a pull-out guy.

7:19 I died when Adam said "my girlfriends talking about having a kid and I black out"

I love how he drives around 100mph drunk but babies diapers are an annoyance on society

I love it when my friends and family constantly complain about how annoying, stupid and unimpressive their children are, then ask me when Im having any.

I’m 38/single and whenever any of my friends have kids I know our friendship is essentially over in a practical sense. It just doesn’t work because you’re living in completely different worlds and it’s hard to relate to one another. That and the fact that married people don’t have time to hangout anymore which is completely understandable. I can definitely relate to Anthony here. I’ve also noticed how in 99 percent of modern day marriages the wife calls all the shots so in turn most guys turn into a complete shell of their former selves. It’s unfortunate but what the christ. That’s life.

The best. 👊 old school Ant. Thanks for sharing.

The epitome of r/childfree

Ant having to go through life with an afro is just like when Robson from Oz was given a brother's gums 😂

Loves teenagers tho.

Opie trying to end an amazing bit yet again

What is this picture? Ant on his wedding day?

Every mothers nightmare, but I think hes a fucking hilarious good guy.

I'm with Anthony . He is wise .

I agree Anthony is the last person to raise another human being!

11:02 - The best part!

The ENDLESS photos to BARF over!! UUUUGGGGHHH!

"Bury it" fuckin ant rules

Anthony loves kids, actually.

Old frankenberry face lol. Fucking ghoul of a face has brought me many laughs lol

Does anyone have the video of Anthony’s impersonation of the kid?

Thanks to the physical/psychological/emotional abuse from my mother, & the nonexistent male guidance & social absence of my father; I learned that bringing children into this world can be an extremely selfish thing if you aren’t up to it. The two people who gave me life have embedded my strong stance on anti-natalism.

I was watching demolition Man the other night and Sandra Bullock mentioned how people in the future had to get a license and approval before they could have children, how wonderful would that be, have a good child isn't in accomplishment it means you know how to have sex without protection, in about 80% of the people who are having kids have too many and are terrible parents who shouldn't have been allowed to have children in the first place. But what I don't understand if someone could explain to me, why does everyone get so defensive the minute they have a kid now they can't see past the rose colored glasses, like they don't remember what it's like idiots bringing their babies into movies or on Long flights or how they have zero ambition in life anymore because everything is about your child, why can't they be honest with themselves, it it sucks and they turn into inconsiderate pricks

Betty Boop

Is nothing like virgin talking about sex, it's parents that have to adapt or force themselves to love their children or else they would leave them and be free, and opie it's trying so hard to make ant sound irrational bc it would break his worldview if he ever thinks of that perpective, same like religious people when they start listening to logical argument against their religion and they close up inmediatly

Who’s the guy that mimics the baby and says “Play with the ball Jimmy!”? He sounds funny.

Growing up my mother was my birth control. Meaning she would always tell me " don't have kids they will ruin your life, instead enjoy your freedom." Wish I'd listen to her.

11:00 Anthony's bit

I have VERY sensitive hearing and sense of smell....having a kid sounds like hell. I grew up with a younger brother (10 years apart) so I know what its like being around an infant. It sucks ass! Having kids doesnt fit my personality and I know Id have issues with any in-laws bc I saw how my grandparents treated my family and they were basically like Ant's ex mother in law. And no I wont applaud people that want kids bc its something you want to do! For me, Im a musician and songwriter. Not a lot of people can successfully produce music that could potentially be a hit in the music industry. My offspring is my art.

I like kids, but yeah I don't want any of my own either. I am absolutely NOT capable to take care of a child.

Every fucking time man, Opie has to interrupt and go to useless callers.

Ant is a true MGTOW

I am the father of 4. 2 boys and 2 girls. And Antney is correct.

The way Opie just passive aggressively suggests Anthony is having a mental breakdown and wasn't loved as a child because someone doesn't want/like kids is so annoying. If I had to listen to that every time I carried a show at work I'd hate him too

There is a reason why tigers eat their young

Lol

Brother Joe calls ALWAYS suck

Opie trying to assume Ant’s childhood has something to do with this decision to not have kids when there are people out there that genuinely don’t want to be parents. I don’t, and I’m a woman! It’s just not meant for some people! That’s okay! Doesn’t have to do with childhood trauma. I just like my damn sleep and going out with friends without paying a babysitter out the ass!

Did Jimmy wear a diaper till 11??

Anthony is a middle aged child.

Tfw when you weren't ready to have a child the first time nor was then girlfriend of 3 months, both young and very aggressive after child that relationship flatlined, we were both young enough that our parents could on occasion allow us to go out and have something of a social life that ends badly on the 2 year mark,then six years later with the perfect girlfriend who I had just proposed,she falls pregnant just as we are getting ready to start a new life abroad, I thought we weren't ready when I found out and didn't worry as she said she wasn't the motherly type until she became pregnant, end of the day I have 2 lovely children and zero partners because she could barely wait six months after having our child to hitch up with someone else, because the life I offered wasn't what she wanted for her and her daughter even do it was fine when it was just my son from the other relationship living that life oh they change alright make sure you you don't get to attached if your young and having kids cos the she's going to duck straight off once the child is out because nobody else will look after her when she's pregnant and woman of the millennial persuasion are notorious for this more then any other age group of having children out of wedlock with one guy and subjecting the child to various other men confusing them altogether me being a male was very concerned about introducing my first child to anybody I was seeing, because I didn't want to let the kid down if it went sour and they had attachment which was the case and when the half sibling thing comes into play and you indoctrinate them into oh this is your sibling even do you have two different moms and this and that but when she left it wasn't just me she left I feel it for my first child he can barely look at my ex and his half sibling because for 2-3 years she was always there for him and a second mother despite my concerns, now he sees both of them for a half hour a week and is too shy and confused to care... Don't blame him take that as a cautionary tale, the pill had failed in both cases btw I used to believe that, more then likely it was they who failed to take the pill, so men of the ages of 22-34 beware because ive seen it and heard of my case repeated over and over again in so many couples

Kinda cute great body.

Literally just bullying opie like cowards

Norton and Cumia are so selfish and childish that it gives you the ol douchchills. They never made it to manhood. By the way I'm 40 and have no children and most likely never will. These guys are embarrassing though. At least they are good at radio.

Hates Children but goddam,he loves them 12 to 15 year old school girls.