Anthony Jeselnik Saw His Dad's Penis | Netflix Is A Joke
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4 жыл бұрынAnthony Jeselnik proves that his family is more dysfunctional than yours with his pregnant sister, his dad's dick pics, and his cousin's superman incident.
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@DirtySouthFlorida3 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is the biggest plot twister of all time lol
@jessekuchinski1172 4 жыл бұрын
Thats a perfect description lol
@lorenzofiaccadori1041 4 жыл бұрын
I've seen all of his shows and yet he still surprises me every time ahah
@tbo.mp4 4 жыл бұрын
Have you watched Dave Chappelle?
@mattward9926 4 жыл бұрын
His misdirection is fantastic
@Poppomatic64 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah he should collab with Mr. Shyamalan
@thebonecollections4478 4 жыл бұрын
Why does his comedy seem more harsh with a beard
@VideoNozoki 4 жыл бұрын
1. Because now he looks old enough to know better... 2. Because he shapes it like The Devil's beard.
@VS9050909 4 жыл бұрын
DeeJay VEVO 😅
@jolly_wally 4 жыл бұрын
From a NY Times article quoting a behavioral psychologist on beards: "...both sexes judge men with beards as older and more masculine, and describe them as generous, sincere, industrious and self-confident." It's probably that "sincere and generous" part that plays into not expecting such a joke from Anthony Jeselnik.
@thebonecollections4478 4 жыл бұрын
@@jolly_wally oh so you're saying is like being roasted by a younger pre white beard Santa Claus I can see how that would hit harder LOL good research
@oftankoftan 4 жыл бұрын
@@thebonecollections4478 Lemme chime in here, and try to not bunch me up with those other people. It's actually true that we see guys with beards as more authoritative and stern. So that's probably why you view him more harsh. You pretty much confirmed it yourself. You view him differently with a beard. "Interestingly, they found that participants were quicker to classify the angry bearded photos than other types of photos, suggesting that beards enhance visual cues associated with anger recognition. They also found that participants were quicker to classify clean-shaven faces as happy. " www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/social-instincts/201904/what-does-having-beard-say-about-man
@piotrmitrega2765 4 жыл бұрын
"you can't teach speed, that comes from here" - man that was good, great delivery
@NextChampion 4 жыл бұрын
Piotr Mitrega it’s a great joke but old. He recycled a lot of jokes.
@Jimmyboygohome 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it
@piotrmitrega2765 4 жыл бұрын
@@Jimmyboygohome it is situational joke, scene like from all the boxing movies, c'mon man, you don't get it?
@Dave_ja_vu 4 жыл бұрын
Timing beats speed. Wait until he's having a seizure and punch his teeth in
@Jason_Van_Stone 3 жыл бұрын
@Jassen Michael you know, for someone who trash talks Anthony, you sure post a lot on his clips as you're still watching different clips. Way to go, douche 👍🏻
@edabakb 4 жыл бұрын
Jeselnik always speaks really REALLY slow, the speed is correct lol
@lovepeacebliss 4 жыл бұрын
or maybe everyone else just talks really fast.....
@adrianluna999 4 жыл бұрын
You can tell Steven Wright was a big influence on him.
@trevorhatcher1255 4 жыл бұрын
That's what makes his delivery so funny IMO
@jujusmithscahuster7545 4 жыл бұрын
He does that to get you thinking about what he's gonna say before he takes a complete u-turn... He's genius
@LemoneTheGreat 4 жыл бұрын
Exactlyyyyy! When he said he made the decision to go with dad I literally lost it laughing because he U-Turned me. Great stuff.
@cesarburgos5403 4 жыл бұрын
I never saw my dad hit my mother .....he was too quick lol
@LukeBrown6669 4 жыл бұрын
He’s got the most powerful silence in comedy
@lemo4423 3 жыл бұрын
No........No he really does not. On a side note what rock you been hiding under?
@winstonsgmx 3 жыл бұрын
No. Try Mark Normad. The guys talk really fast, but the spacing is incrediblr.
@rileygoddamnphoenix 2 жыл бұрын
I was gonna like but I'm not gonna ruin the 666
@elyaqui5324 2 жыл бұрын
That's actually not true
@brandonsnyder9950 Жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ, people. The man can have a fucking opinion.
@jimmynobody8344 3 жыл бұрын
Anthony Jeselnik heard a dead baby joke as a kid, and was like, “Yeah. That’s the type of comedy I wanna do, just not so tame.”
@rypedub7973 4 жыл бұрын
Anthony Jeselnik speaks like a young Christopher Walken.
@GodBlessedAmerica 4 жыл бұрын
NicholasLAranda ~LOL. He reminds me a lot of Steven Wright.
@HardyCozen 4 жыл бұрын
@@GodBlessedAmerica couldn't agree more, similar comedic styles for sure.
@JF-kc3yt 4 жыл бұрын
Literally bout to say that lol Yung walkin
@redram5150 4 жыл бұрын
Do not ever bring up Christopher Walken and Anthony Jeselnik in the same sentence
@CitizenDevi 4 жыл бұрын
Hear me out - John Malkovich.
@alexkimball7601 3 жыл бұрын
Title: The setup Thumbnail: The punchline Thanks, Netflix.
@assiduous_yogi 2 жыл бұрын
They should really stop doing that
@NEMtvOfficial 2 жыл бұрын
right? 😂 yea lets spoil the joke
@bourneslippy8039 Жыл бұрын
Should fire the thumbnail guy
@s.d.0 4 жыл бұрын
His delivery is so alien to me😍loving it
@a.m.7438 4 жыл бұрын
He delivers jokes like threats in a back alley.
@raymondnewbill5294 4 жыл бұрын
Everything about his standup is super alien!!! He has carved out an amazing and unique niche. NOBODY writes jokes or delivers them like he does. I would say his joke writing is some of the best and most clever in comedy history!!! He will go down as one of the greatest to ever do it.....
@jeromeierome4523 4 жыл бұрын
Raymond Newbill 100%
@KhanhNguyen-cb8sk 4 жыл бұрын
The master of misdirection
@Aman1012 4 жыл бұрын
That's all he does. Becoming zzz
@ultrabigfella 4 жыл бұрын
@@Aman1012 damn oh no sucks that the only comedian out there is becoming boring to you. It's not like there's thousands of other comedians for you to watch if you don't like his brand of humor.
@N..P.. Жыл бұрын
@@Aman1012 Name a comedian that doesn't stick to a specific type of humor.
@CRexcelsior 4 жыл бұрын
Okay. I'll say it. He's handsome as hell.
@samuelmmmk181 4 жыл бұрын
Nope, he's a noodle doodle with ears . Have you seen him with no facial hair?
@CRexcelsior 4 жыл бұрын
@@samuelmmmk181 So, not to your taste, huh?
@annabago8621 3 жыл бұрын
There's a reason i clicked on this video
@AnnabellaRedwood 3 жыл бұрын
Totally!
@BiggusNickus 3 жыл бұрын
Dude is objectively an attractive man. It makes his dark jokes all the funnier.
@silverslider562 4 жыл бұрын
I hate how funny this guy is 😂 feels good to laugh feels bad knowing your going straight to hell for it 😂🤷🏽♂️
@Bernard0Sant0s 4 жыл бұрын
Well hell does not exist so, there ya go
@Tcrror 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, hell is an imaginary place, but grammar definitely isn't imaginary.
@MrLozzerfacee 4 жыл бұрын
@@Tcrror I mean, technically grammar is made up.
@leelabizbee 4 жыл бұрын
This is hell
@calebhosler1940 3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the dark side my friend. We have cookies and coffee every Wednesday.
@2fAce619 3 жыл бұрын
His bait and switch is like Kareem’s skyhook, highly predictable but still unguardable every time #goat
@SaltyChip 2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love the Parkinson’s joke sooo much!!! “Sounds like mom needs some alone time.”
@lpr5269 2 ай бұрын
His jokes are based on that you think he is going in one direction and he does a 180 on you.
@Rob_-dv6ei 3 жыл бұрын
His delivery is absolutely perfect, just fantastic😂
@scottthompson5123 4 жыл бұрын
That is textbook joke writing, masterclass
@skater0224 4 жыл бұрын
Scott Thompson master in anti-punch lines , plot twist writing
@ralphlacebal9415 4 жыл бұрын
he was a writer for major tonight's show back at the time. Guys a senior comedy writer.
@rencaelum4396 4 жыл бұрын
This guy's even funnier when I'm drunk
@rageagainstmyhairline5574 4 жыл бұрын
Different kind of laugh when you're drunk, though, isn't it? More like an evil cackle.
@marklewen9384 3 жыл бұрын
"Last Sunday should of been my moms 65th birthday....but due to alcohol,drugs and horrible life choices,we all forgot it...."-my fav AJ joke.
@kashiffarid8175 Жыл бұрын
i like the sis had a babe one the best
@lehakwetloti4947 3 жыл бұрын
"Sounds like mom needs some alone time" LMAO
@diserinity7311 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he keeps a straight face the whole time 😂
@ifareaged 4 жыл бұрын
everytime I'm ready for him he makes a 360 with that punchline 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 brilliant
@raymondnewbill5294 4 жыл бұрын
He will go down as one of the most creative and clever comedians in history. Most comedians, you know where the joke is going, its just funny. This guy is funny because you NEVER know where the joke is gonna go. The punchline is a suckerpunch everytime!!!
@miraamshah 4 жыл бұрын
180 you stupid idiot, by 360 will end up at the same point you started
@Neocasturn 3 жыл бұрын
@@miraamshah you still feel good about this weird tantrum you had?
@fezzik7619 2 жыл бұрын
You mean a 180. Math is hard
@georgimihailov4906 4 жыл бұрын
Jeselnik definitely isn't for everyone's taste.
@Tbone.357 4 жыл бұрын
Yep, he ain't no Louie...😉
@downhilljedi 4 жыл бұрын
Especially if you get offended easily. I personally like his style.
@wwo604 4 жыл бұрын
if youre a baby, then youre really not gonna like him
@abhikchattopadhyay9080 4 жыл бұрын
@@Tbone.357 yeah, he is better than Louie 😉
@Nightmare1z 4 жыл бұрын
it's not that I get offended by his jokes, I just fall asleep before he ever gets to the goddamn punchline.
@-HRH 4 жыл бұрын
"My sister had a baby to save the relationship, but I still don't talk to her." Lucky sister.
@-HRH 4 жыл бұрын
@@mcdpdrz Damn! Somebody just did 😭
@-HRH 4 жыл бұрын
@Orange Blossom 😂 Right??!
@picklejho69 4 жыл бұрын
I actually laughed at that because I can relate. Clearly you think everyone is perfect. I can assure you that nobody is.
@rustinstardust2094 3 жыл бұрын
@@picklejho69 Wait, hold up - you can relate to that joke...? 😳
@genericusername8337 2 жыл бұрын
@@rustinstardust2094 What? Can't you? What a miserable family you must've grown up in.
@kashiffarid8175 Жыл бұрын
The opening joke is my favorite Anothony Jeselnik joke. Just captures the essence of what he's all about
@man-qw2xj 4 жыл бұрын
Went to see him live, and that sister joke was the legit opener. Strong start.
@churchill51 4 жыл бұрын
This is the comedy we need, but not the comedy we deserve.
@konniemac316 2 жыл бұрын
I still can’t figure out whether the “guess I’m going with dad” or “don’t text me shit like that” is the better punchline.
@dadaluma13 8 ай бұрын
"Now they're all fat as fuck" up there too
@courtinterpreter4349 4 жыл бұрын
Omfg, the punchlines are so unexpected
@emmanuelvargas9691 4 жыл бұрын
Anthony Jeselnik just reached daddy level with that beard 😍😍😍
@arunavdeb1166 4 жыл бұрын
*That horse is a hero😂
@TCt83067695 3 жыл бұрын
I thought he was making reference to the fact that the first superman also fell off a horse and became paralyzed
@juliannajane6386 3 жыл бұрын
@@TCt83067695 That’s the point.
@TCt83067695 3 жыл бұрын
@@juliannajane6386 really? I thought he took it in a different direction. Unless I'm missing something obvious
@briantuma1502 3 жыл бұрын
@@TCt83067695 I look at it as him adding another layer to the joke.
@FatalChaz33 3 жыл бұрын
Just a flawless special. He's dark and his comedy isn't for everyone but he is a master of the misdirection joke.
@lartisteautravail 4 жыл бұрын
Damn, he looks good with a beard.
@britt1953 3 жыл бұрын
was thinking the same my friend
@GrungeJeans 2 жыл бұрын
He looks like Ewan McGregor
@Posterharpua 4 жыл бұрын
i love this dude's style. totally unique. lots of one liner punch lines and plot twists. Never heard of him until last weekend when i put his special on netflix.
@skater0224 4 жыл бұрын
G13 classified check out his other specials. A master in misdirection
@ericcalm9924 4 жыл бұрын
I saw my dad's too. I see my stepmother, how small she is, and I pray for her every night.
@bobm3250 4 жыл бұрын
Too much info but ok..
@adarshrai5827 4 жыл бұрын
Weird flex but OK
@coena9377 4 жыл бұрын
This comment deserves an award.
@jalapenopoggers8310 4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@jafarkashani227 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@ghaithibrahim9285 4 жыл бұрын
Now that’s one hell of a one-liner comedian
@brajesh.7195 2 жыл бұрын
He's everything is inspirational to me. The way he performs, writes literally everything.
@WuKingdom1 4 жыл бұрын
3:12 He's LITERALLY laughing on the inside about that one lolol
@waterdroplets1627 Жыл бұрын
Twist on that Superman joke 😂
@rahuljaiswal9403 4 жыл бұрын
Damn man... That some next level of dark comedy. 😂👌
@BigNak364 4 жыл бұрын
I’m sick in bed and laughing while crying and coughing...thank you dude!
@bmxfreakxyo 3 жыл бұрын
You know he’s funny because the audience actually laughs instead of clapping for the jokes.
@sertank735 5 ай бұрын
His delivery is impeccable.
@jtorres133 2 жыл бұрын
“We all call the Super Man incident…because that horse is hero…” 🤣🤣🤣😂
@donmichaellacorte7547 4 жыл бұрын
I thought Ewan Mcgregor was doing stand up from the thumbnail.
@ricileigh88 2 жыл бұрын
Love Anthony. I never know where his jokes are going. ❤😅
@nathelondon3719 2 жыл бұрын
The greatest Cerebral standup of our generation.
@juanmendez911 4 жыл бұрын
His writing is so on point!
@godbluffvdgg 4 жыл бұрын
jeselnik has become a real mechanic...I remember when he first got on the scene, his timing was weird.....He's very funny now...
@kevinchimukamusic 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious. Love him😂
@korneld Жыл бұрын
2:50 - Alternative punchline: "I said: Dad, don't we usually do this from behind?"
@cranjismcbasketball2118 4 жыл бұрын
This man offends me!!! And I LOVE it!!!
@Engji 4 жыл бұрын
This guy has been through some tough shit... and the way he's conveying it through comedy is impeccable.
@rajyavardhansingh4491 2 жыл бұрын
BruH
@15minutestoread97 Жыл бұрын
-actually, he tried different types of comedy for a couple of years he told a dark joke, and everyone laughed and he figured that was the type of comedy he wanted to do plus he read a lot so he gets a lot of inspo from horror books. But heard he had a pretty normal childhood.
@jethrom8935 4 жыл бұрын
His jokes are unpredictable!!!
@scotleoqueen704 4 жыл бұрын
I've seen all of his shows, he slays every time! Can't wait to see this new one
@UhgeneIgnorian 4 жыл бұрын
"My father is in the hospital" Audience: *HAHAHAHAHHA*
@PhantomLantern2814 4 жыл бұрын
“The Superman Incident” I needed a minute for that one
@scottowens5911 4 жыл бұрын
Must be a youngster
@warnerbroken8973 4 жыл бұрын
He is hilarious man I love the savage level of this dude Beautiful Comedy
@davidkoblentz 2 жыл бұрын
brilliant, period. he plays on expectations and then crashes it on the rocks of the shore. king of the turnaround.. you may think it is easy but it is not so easy to do this all on stage...
@boxelder9147 Жыл бұрын
how would you know?
@gerardonieves9493 3 жыл бұрын
So the punchline is in the thumbnail? Genius
@Shakethatbadboy 4 жыл бұрын
Are Jeselniks setts 9 hours long?
@danbarbour85 4 жыл бұрын
No just 1 hour, about 20 jokes
@elguero9279 4 жыл бұрын
I'd watch 9 hours of this, I love his pace
@travisera1 4 жыл бұрын
You need to EPOlogize to TJ for that name...I'll see myself out.
@_robustus_ 4 жыл бұрын
I adjust the playback speed.
@spidercat2841 4 жыл бұрын
Anthony please deliver my eulogy
@americanmade4484 2 жыл бұрын
It's funny how everytime he gets you with the nice set up, then hits you with a crazy punchline
@alfredgerard7671 4 жыл бұрын
Original fan from roast days. He's the best.
@sadezem991 Жыл бұрын
Literally 1:15 into this and he has already made me laugh more than most sets I watch. I wish he did some longer jokes as well but this set was incredible
@zel1792 4 жыл бұрын
Why would you put the punchline in the thumbnail?
@lowprofosho 4 жыл бұрын
DerpisaurusRex that’s not the punchline 😂 that’s the set up 😎 the punchline is the text part 😇😇
@austinreed4383 4 жыл бұрын
Yo my thoughts exactly. Set up in the video title. Punchline in the thumbnail. Way to go Netflix, smh
@austinreed4383 4 жыл бұрын
@upermans it took much longer than 20 seconds to create the joke and figure how/when to tell it for the best response. I'll agree that it's not a big offense if you want to be technical like that, but it's pretty lame if you think in terms of principles.
@kingfckncole9340 4 жыл бұрын
DerpisaurusRex it’s clickbait and why most of the people clicked on the video honestly
@clitorismold1760 4 жыл бұрын
That wasn't the punchline. The punch line is that his dad texted it to him
@nfrealmusic2939 3 жыл бұрын
Funniest comedian/person of all time.
@emmanuelenyinwa1443 2 жыл бұрын
"We all refer to that as" the Superman incident." Wicked.
@c.r.edmister5223 4 жыл бұрын
*Undisputed King of Dark Comedy*
@harliv2571 3 жыл бұрын
He has got some very dark humour inside of him
@hamedbahramiyan 3 жыл бұрын
When he can't hold him self anymore and starts to smile a little bit.. that so hilarious and enjoyable to watch.. :)))
@the1HLT 3 жыл бұрын
This was emotionally exhausting… Funny! But emotionally exhausting.
@soulkingaizen9594 4 жыл бұрын
Idk, his timing of the joke is perfect.
@RobertWF42 4 жыл бұрын
I first saw Jeselnik live about 3 or 4 years ago when he was touring with Amy Schumer, Nikki Glaser, and Aziz Ansari (awesome show!). I think most of us had never heard of him, so we were unprepared. He opened with his joke about finding out a bunch of sex offenders lived in his area . . . About half the audience were in shock when he hit us with the punchline, while the other half laughed like hell. :-)
@user-xo1vk2kc1x 2 жыл бұрын
Dark humour is like a dead child, it never gets old.
@ChrisLee-yr7tz Жыл бұрын
I keep seeing this same joke, but it still makes me laugh every time.
@AverageAwesomeDude 3 жыл бұрын
This is a very unique style of comedy delivery that I am vibing with right now. Glad I found this dude
@stevenporter7065 4 жыл бұрын
Man, Rhett out here not lookin a day over 23
@johnruiz4419 3 жыл бұрын
Man him and louie I can rewatch and laugh like it’s the first time watching
@mohamedraedmahfoudhi3841 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is an absolute GENIUS !
@contardi 3 жыл бұрын
He is the best. Perfect timing
@christineferreira2181 3 жыл бұрын
I’m sitting here in the laundromat behind my mask and almost burst out laughing. This guy is nuts 😂
@yokonono2171 4 жыл бұрын
His look changed and I didn’t even recognize him. Until I heard his peculiar joke style and I was like ohhhhh. He looks so dang sexy like this too😍😍🥰😍
@NEOpantos 4 жыл бұрын
"You Can't Teach Speed" - How true for comedy :-)
@K1ngAw3som3 3 жыл бұрын
One of the best and funniest comedians out there today
@JohnLutherable 4 жыл бұрын
"my grandparents fought during WW2, one side for the Nazis and the badass ones, the American ones, in the US army spying for the Germans"
@bradpearson3993 4 жыл бұрын
He is so hilarious I've been a big fan of his since day one and still hilarious as ever and i love how offensive he is and he gives no fucks
@jorgeaguirre8754 4 жыл бұрын
Very unique delivery. It's great!!!! 😁
@lexluthorpm Жыл бұрын
No one can do this with that kinda class.
@illhexyou 4 жыл бұрын
“That Superman incident” hahahah
@DontSleepOnEm 4 жыл бұрын
First joke had me hooked.
@ianbarker219 2 жыл бұрын
Bro...his punchlines. A true writer/comedian legend to my grandchildren when I'm 90
@dickrichard5579 4 жыл бұрын
As always this guy is destroying the stage! 😂😂😂😂😂
@vedranastanivukovic398 4 жыл бұрын
As a non native English speaker I really enjoy his pace! Great stuff, great delivery!😁
@nbaezzy2099 4 жыл бұрын
I have got to catch this guy live
@vincent6210 4 жыл бұрын
But he would do a 10min set in 30min..find another comic so you'd get more jokes lol
@nbaezzy2099 4 жыл бұрын
Bluto you think I care? Take my money Anthony
@svswagjr 4 жыл бұрын
Bluto No other comics compare. Jeselnik, Bill Burr, Dave Chappell, and Louis CK are the greatest. Quality over Quantity.
@perkushin 4 жыл бұрын
I've seen him twice and it's fucking awesome.
@michaeladesoro8171 4 жыл бұрын
The delivery is magnificent
@rajasadono9886 4 жыл бұрын
The comedic timing of this guy is simply out of this world
@IAmFJ1 4 жыл бұрын
I'm calmer and happier than I was before this video. It's like a combination of those whispering videos that I don't know their name and stand-up comedy.
@PatternLand 4 жыл бұрын
The name is....ASMR
@IAmFJ1 4 жыл бұрын
@@PatternLand Yeah, thanks
@alexvignolo7798 4 жыл бұрын
You could drive a yacht through his pauses. I feel like he's practiced a lot to know just how long to wait.
@jonhinson5701 2 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed like this in a long time. Thanks. , Anthony !
@KR-ki9hw 3 жыл бұрын
His delivery is gold.
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